I love how he always picks the option that implies you're rich, mans does not wanna go back

This guy knows how to pick good choices in a difficult dilemma

@incription

2 жыл бұрын

this guy knows

@jaxxabyss2044

2 жыл бұрын

War

@bullettime1116

2 жыл бұрын

😐

@kamishorts999

2 жыл бұрын

this website knows how to use the same joke for 1 year

@deoccupyhawaii6268

2 жыл бұрын

Like becoming a man-eating woman instead of a robot?

Chooses something, explains that his choice is good by the fact that he can go to the army and one tap everyone. His ways are beyond our understanding.

@Xtrendence

2 жыл бұрын

I like how he does that every time a choice involves having power. As Zeus, you could fly around, morph into different shit etc. But his go-to is to be Shroud IRL.

@Robert-fc9xz

2 жыл бұрын

@@Xtrendence Shroud monkaW

@RIP_ZYZZ1738

Жыл бұрын

@@Xtrendence Shroud is arguably scarier

@vaxui

Жыл бұрын

@@Xtrendence and also fuck every woman in your eyesight, cant forget about that

The Trump vs. Rosie roast had me crying omfg it just didn't stop. Multiple critical hits.

The whole conversation at 14:53 is just the plot of the Eldian Empire. X is the Founding Titan monkaW

@ilikeanimals5015

2 жыл бұрын

Abnormal Titan PepeLaugh

@justinwolfy6197

2 жыл бұрын

Yea i can imagine the wall titans smashing houses

It’s the best when he picks one and then he argues for the other 😂

@Anonymous_Music

Жыл бұрын

Fr

I cannot stop laughing at 28:36! Imagine trying to understand what he’s saying without reading it yourself

@phantom8699

2 жыл бұрын

??

@phantom8699

2 жыл бұрын

No shit he’s not actually trying to make himself understandable? A lot of ppl do that when reading something ina situation like that? How is that funny, american humour aware

@kingmotion5416

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantom8699 you ok?

@Okayokayokayokayoh

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantom8699 you ok?

@KezJUNGLIST

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantom8699 no?.................

31:19 made me shed a tear

@uurr1969

Жыл бұрын

1984 aware

For some reason I was dying whenever he brought up War in every Scenario because it's that dumb 😂

@bingchilling7900

2 жыл бұрын

This guy knows how to be obsessed with war

this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

@btr4yd

2 жыл бұрын

♻️♻️♻️

@Discoverers

2 жыл бұрын

@@btr4yd this guy is so entertaining for 35:22 minutes, he should stream on twitch

@btr4yd

2 жыл бұрын

@@Discoverers imagine 🤡

@tingledinkle

2 жыл бұрын

@@btr4yd imagine dragons….that you can take to war

@Osayed

2 жыл бұрын

@@tingledinkle this comment got me good

14:40 start of all the war stuff 19:40 20:20 20:40 26:20 31:20

@xann2681

Жыл бұрын

I love you

I am fucking crying at that Trump interview holy shit

@qlus

2 жыл бұрын

ultimate based man

This guy knows how to breathe oxygen, eat food, and occupy space in this time space continuum. Very inspiring.

@tang7706

2 жыл бұрын

umm its actually continuom 🤓🤓

@flookie7685

2 жыл бұрын

@@tang7706 it’s not though

@btr4yd

2 жыл бұрын

♻️♻️♻️♻️

@derfliegendehollander5060

Жыл бұрын

@@tang7706 lmfao

8:44 oh no hes gonna gamble his blue kids money!

Love how the video ends when chat tells him to wipe

"she talks like a truck driver" im dead💀

Holy fuuuck that Trump clip I'm dead

@SkegAudio

2 жыл бұрын

My president FeelsStrongMan

@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422

2 жыл бұрын

@@SkegAudio yikes

@bicepbrah8179

Жыл бұрын

@@xx_1dreamstanlegend_xx422 Yikes? Now u have a schizophrenic old man with dementia who can't ride a bike, can't walk up stairs and can't speak as a president.

Where’s the one where it asks if he would date someone that looks 12 or looks 70

@mmr4342

2 жыл бұрын

Clueless surely he wont get cancelled over a fucking would you rather question

@BrntBiscuit

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds like an easy question 🤠

@andreabenton7798

2 жыл бұрын

@Krioque BIGBRAIN

@campfireofdreams758

2 жыл бұрын

He answered "12" and that's the right answer. Debate me

@luxeayt6694

2 жыл бұрын

@@campfireofdreams758 12= pedo. 70 = not pedo. You choose.

21:55 technically, if you did shut off gravity for a day, the earth wouldnt orbit the sun anymore, and we would eventually die from cold

@doug4431

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah we’d all be fucked. No gravity means we die almost immediately.

@richardinis

Жыл бұрын

TECHNICALLY 🤓

Xqc would rather be 3 stories tall than 10 feet when he said he would have to be fighting gravity smh💀

@rayafk8502

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like that’s so huge it’s a given that the scenario would ignore the health problems. 10 feet is realistic enough that the health problems would come with it.

@happymolecule8894

2 жыл бұрын

Because its assumed that 10 feet tall would be like a normal 10 feet human. Same organ size. But with 3 stories it's assumed that your organs and other body parts also grow to match.

@Ghost-bp7dp

2 жыл бұрын

@@happymolecule8894 Yeah you'd be a fuckinj kaiju

@CluelessCarter

2 жыл бұрын

the other option is be an inch tall, which a person could step on you and easily kill you. Being 3 stories tall, although there would be health risks at the very least you would at least live for a certain amount of years before death. The question is really die now or die in a few years.

@ringojuice5673

2 жыл бұрын

Real life ereh jeager AYAYA

that tame impala song at 18:50 been stuck in my head for some time and now i hear it here too

Xqc feeling Xtra courageous wanting to go to war today. Gigachad

Saw clips n was waiting 4 this vod, thx

12:56 Sigma lore 14:54 AOT lore

28:00 As someone who lives in Mobile Alabama, the literal rainiest city in the U.S., that also typically suffers 80-90° summers every year, I live less exaggerated versions of both options constantly. I'd easily take the rain though, the 90° summers with how humid it is where I live are pretty terrible, meanwhile I love rain because it helps me sleep and it's beautiful

@mahari893

Жыл бұрын

MF LIVES IN ALABAMA LMAOOOOOOOO

He is unaware of the gunshot survival rate vs stabbing survival rate

25:27 "hey can you unload/ load the dishwasher"

10:00 my mans actually forgot the existence of palms

2:15 bro lmao we all know you would instantly choose blue. xQc always worried about being cancelled haha. Also 3:40 is the easiest question ever for guys. It's a dream come true.

its funny when chat spams the :D and :) emote back and forth lol

This guy knows how to go to war

@btr4yd

2 жыл бұрын

♻️♻️♻️

*starts explaining Attack on Titan*

The jedi vs Hogwards thing definitely jedi I mean force healing alone can cure like everything plus then all the other perks

@phantom8699

2 жыл бұрын

🤓🤓

@Kitarinki

2 жыл бұрын

For real, glad I'm not the only one who thought of that 😩🖐🏻

28:02 the 2nd one is already a reality in california

This guy really wants a war

The music goes hard af

It IS bad to be a gay

@yes8517

2 жыл бұрын

Grow up

@ramirez4456

2 жыл бұрын

True

@ramirez4456

2 жыл бұрын

@@yes8517 no you grow up. He's just saying the truth

@yes8517

2 жыл бұрын

@@ramirez4456 njah being homophobic is not the truth

@flexgaming6840

2 жыл бұрын

It is and xqc used to make fun of them just 2 years now but he changed to fit his audiance who is probably full of them 🙂

The smurf baby scheme was so genuine, he's a legitimate money goblin 👺

@phantom8699

2 жыл бұрын

I mean u don’t want a clapped kid

@phantom8699

2 жыл бұрын

That means u have a clapped wife

dude more people support iron man in the marvel civil war...that's the thing I'm most surprised about

0:36 i’ll be rich with Ryan Reynolds

I died when he said more in the future.

21:45 you guys don't understand that having gravity shut off for a day would literally kill everybody because the atmosphere would never exist again

90% of his choices were about money lmao, once you are rich you want more, thats how it works I guess

17:07 bruh in the first option your face will start looking like a pancake if it keeps getting hit

Flying like Superman is way better because you don't have to rely on attaching to buildings and other structures

@Ghost-bp7dp

2 жыл бұрын

And you have more raw power and then you go to war and-

@koifish528

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ghost-bp7dp who would win nanomachines or superman

@Ghost-bp7dp

2 жыл бұрын

@@koifish528 I gotta be honest Supperman wins

@Aideno.

2 жыл бұрын

Yep. I think Traveling like spiderman only works in big cities with tall buildings

@touchingisjustthefirststep

2 жыл бұрын

@@Aideno. New York

I think I'll sue her because it'll be fun." GIGACHAD

i like how every answer was money related

0:01 he already lives in isolation

"manipulate them to a crisp" LOL idk why that's so funny to me

0:07 Alan walker & K-391 song!!

5:31 grounded [to death] as in buried alive

imagine having cancer and being invincible doesnt allow doctors to operator on you.

rain for a month would flood everything though

how does every answer lead him to winning a war lmao

xqc's chat always amazes me.

@martinkalk8256

2 жыл бұрын

love that he added stare

@Devious90210

2 жыл бұрын

Juicers share one collective braincell

6:09 I thought it was an EPIC tts... it wasn't, but still funny af

i like the song in the background hahahah ignite from alan Walker and k391

Man brought up war alot lmao

33:25 moment of silence for all our orphan brothers

what website is this? i cant find it anywhere online

What song was playing towards the end of the vid

this guy knows to go to war and one tap people

34:16 that was a nasty shat

@mattsmith457

2 жыл бұрын

bruh what was that soundfont though ⁉

here's the misconception: invincible != immortal. invisible for sure

This guy knows how to go to war with it

@btr4yd

2 жыл бұрын

♻️♻️♻️

Why does the music sound like it's on a rollercoaster?

19:45 I want to own 70+ percent of the world

If you would rather face your biggest fear once a month than live in isolation, doesn't that make living in isolation your biggest fear? If so, it means your choices would be to face isolation once a month or live in isolation. Such a paradox.

0:52 it is.

8:03 not a single person in chat made fun of the way they spelled League...

That second one is literally just Have a hot spouse and but poor, and Have a hot spouse but rich

2:17 come on 1 is the obvious answer 2 is a death sentence nowadays

@chillyisasleep7791

2 жыл бұрын

hmm idk. i'd probably choose 2 simply because if i was entering a white neighborhood as a black man, there's some fear there. Being white and going into a black neighborhood, there's nothing to be afraid of as far as racism

@DETOXKYT

2 жыл бұрын

Why would you say something so ignorant? You could have just not said anything lmao

@cakekiller1051

2 жыл бұрын

@@DETOXKYT gonna cry?

@xann2681

2 жыл бұрын

Bro, its the opposite, tf do you mean, not only you get a disadvantage socially and systematically, but also depending on the white neighbourhood, some people will just make your life hell like it has happened for generations Worst thing being white in a black neighbourhood is being called a cracker

@novy1198

2 жыл бұрын

its obviously 1, no need to argue with it

COME ON BROTHER

*"Would you rather lose 20% of your current viewers and gamba or play an actual game and keep all of your current viewers"* xQc: **having a siezure** *"must gamba"*

Big bad wolf, get house made of brick ez

11:20 hey i mean i doubt we're blood-related, 2 moms for sure

19:39 I’d so much rather be wanted, needed is being attached to a necessity and thus being controlled by it. Control leads to slavery, people are choosing being slaves rather than being at peace. I’d rather chose to not live at all over that

How can you find this game?

10 feet tall: your body is fighting against gravity 3 stories tall: Boom Boom Skerrrt

Anyone know the last song that played?

and then go to war

Philosophy andy but doesn't know Homer's best work, lmfao

0:45 wdym it is bad

“no pc” well time to find an actual job now

Surprised he didn’t get that classic question, would you rather get an atomic wedgie or get a swirly. Surprised Markipler picked swirly.

A fun question is this : "Would you rather" "Choose red" on Blue case "Choose blue" on Red case

ma man dont know the force for real

I want xqc to play rlcraft again

not someone in chat going "what new?" 11:00

1:51 Be black in a wadabuda, or be white in badabuda

@stosi

2 жыл бұрын

😭😭💀I thought I was the only one who noticed LMAOOO

19:00 Isn't that literally the same? If someone wants me, they obviously also need me...?

1:45 monkaLaugh

@DucknFope

2 жыл бұрын

If I speak….

19:28 last year i didnt feel like anybody wanted me, like i grew up only hearing praises about my intelect and philosophical way of thinking, but last year i changed shools, and im more down to earth now, although the praises (from teachers of course, i prob sound really cringu but im having an existential crisis ok?) are starting again now

@zackbozz269

2 жыл бұрын

FeelsStrongMan ???

@Hietakissa

2 жыл бұрын

bruh those are rookie numbers I never feel like anybody truly wants me Sadge

@SuperAmazingNoob

2 жыл бұрын

ok but who asked

@Tho-ugh-t

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperAmazingNoob nobody, but you took your time to reply lol

@Tho-ugh-t

2 жыл бұрын

@@zackbozz269 do i delete this comment or leave it as a memory of my cringy past (3 hours is a long time, now im a changed man)

I think question about how tall you want to be meant to proportionally grow your body.

21:03 I already eat slat but choice. Pour some in your hand and eat it, goes hard

4:20 im eating an almost choked laughing 18:20 i cant with these depressed comments man

Never seen that trump clip before thats funny af

Thanks for the upload, I need to watch something because I can't wrap my head around with Sidhu Moosewala's death💔

That second one was fucking funny, be poor or be gay.

NO FUCKING WAY I GOT AN AD FOR THE US ARMY RIGHT AFTER HE MADE ANOTHER WAR JOKE