WOULD MOISES CAICEDO FOR CASEMIRO MAKE MANCHESTER UNITED TITLE FAVOURITES??? | FILTHY @ FIVE
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We're all ready for the 2023/24 season to start and while we wait, we brought the boys together to consider a realistic like for like swap at a few of the Premier League's biggest teams that would immediately improve them and potentially make them title challengers. LIPPY, MILES, PK HUMBLE, STEVO THE MADMAN, MARGS, JORDY, SAVAGE DAN and TEGO SIGEL consider some very big moves.
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@shhh2583
Жыл бұрын
You know these sites just go to Tescos after you order and repackage it up 🤣
@urstube6901
Жыл бұрын
TEGO just makes up rules as he goes along
So why does Tego decide what is realistic and what isn’t? As well as also deciding what position every team needs? Jarring
@abousissoho6690
Жыл бұрын
Man said real madrids left back to Cama
@BehindEnemyChimes
Жыл бұрын
What does tego even bring to this group? Surely they can find a better moderator. Lumos might be better
@Do27gg
Жыл бұрын
He really brushed aside Salah like he isn’t the best winger in prem history
@willmanning6777
Жыл бұрын
he just saids it with confidence tbh but really does not know ball and chats shit
@b34rd3dg4
Жыл бұрын
Tego is producing and as a producer, he gets the final say. Is it fair? No. Does it always make sense? Absolutely not. But it is what it is
tego fully switches and changes the rules of the game whenever he feels like. ruined the vibes.
@christopherallen996
Жыл бұрын
Tego needs an intervention!
@ms7857
Жыл бұрын
@@christopherallen996 slap*
@BehindEnemyChimes
Жыл бұрын
Tego needs to be sacked and sent to Al hilal
@liverpoolfcjghost23
3 ай бұрын
Slave master
This concept stunk for this episode tbh. 35:42 I'm with Miles. Whole concept kinda makes no sense the way Tego is dictating it. This epidode is probably the worst one this year so far. Good to see Margs back tho!
@thigarette1
Жыл бұрын
Agreed they need to find tune the concept. It's like they were making up rules as they went along; which isn't always bad, it just didn't work today.
@milosradusinovic5796
Жыл бұрын
100% how is this a conversation if you can only name players tego wants lol
@ElPhenomenon
Жыл бұрын
Nah the concept might be the wrong way but this was a classic episode, miles being up arsenals ass , margs death experience and Steveo having another howler
@YerDaEatsCrayons10
Жыл бұрын
They said osimhen to arsenal is unrealistic and then said camavinga to Utd which is way more unrealistic 🤣🤣
@billymoschino116
Жыл бұрын
wasted this lineup on the concept
Surprised this episode didn’t start with a “my bad” from Tego after last weeks horrendous performance.
@Dosser
Жыл бұрын
The day tego acknowledges he’s not perfect is the day the grass turns blue
@ACE876BSM
Жыл бұрын
ITS EVERY WEEK AT THIS POINT LOL
@inyagi3107
Жыл бұрын
@@Dosserwe
@BehindEnemyChimes
Жыл бұрын
And tego follows it with another stinker
I cannot lie - Lippy giving Steveo the crazy eyes had me dying - why was he so vex 😂😂😂😂😂
@AHun_TheShogun
Жыл бұрын
Took me out! 😂🤣 he was like 🤔
@checkm8_47
Жыл бұрын
What minute was it
@Aaron-188
Жыл бұрын
@@checkm8_47you know like that, time stamp the mf
@jking9787
Жыл бұрын
@@Aaron-188 16:50
@achrefbenmbarek2990
Жыл бұрын
Man said he ate a chip wrap, wym why he was so vex, lippy should've moved to him 😂😂
Tego deciding what is and what isnt unreaslitic is so funny because its just his personal opinion. Kulu not realistic, but saka to man city is realistic in his mind. Osimhen is an absolute no but lewa barcas only striker is reaistic. Make it make sense
@drfgaming2060
Жыл бұрын
The guy makes no sense
@AMA-br9lw
Жыл бұрын
Fr bro said saka to city but oshimen to arsenal is a no 😂😂😂
The Lippy stare was one of the best moments of the year
@mehmetemin4713
Жыл бұрын
I would fold if Lippy looked at me like that
@Kadz25
Жыл бұрын
@@mehmetemin4713ayooo
@achrefbenmbarek2990
Жыл бұрын
@@mehmetemin4713 fye for dat
TEGO: “we struggling” Big man you refusing to accept everyone’s answers 🤣
Tego kept talking bout realistic moves and then said Kulu to United like Levi didn’t prove he ain’t selling to United. And they just bought him after the loan deal which was optional so why would they turn around and sell him now
@sacred1827
Жыл бұрын
And as if Saka to City is realistic right now. It ain't
The intro was hilarious, Stevo’s “in sandals” got me 😂😂😂
@binchris
Жыл бұрын
No it wasn’t it was actually very offensive to Christians
@danielo7985
Жыл бұрын
@@binchris And I disagree, seemed fine. He was poking fun at how funny it would be to watch police officers chase after criminals in sandals. That's a secular joke
@binchris
Жыл бұрын
@@danielo7985the comment said the intro not just the sandals part
@danielo7985
Жыл бұрын
@@binchris ah okay, misunderstood you
@salehsalim8740
Жыл бұрын
@@binchris😊plo😊o😊o😊o😊😊momo😊mo😊o😊o
“Bury me in the Stretford End “ Glad Margs is here and healthy
@c.o2307
Жыл бұрын
Miles was funny for that
Lippy’s “Mario’s not even on PlayStation” in the middle of that Jesus convo got me 😂
@kimlucaborges8113
Жыл бұрын
What an underrated comment 😂
Wow Tego must have power over these man 😂.. no accountability for how poor he's been performing
@_trvekvlt
Жыл бұрын
its bc no one has time to prepare the episode like he does, but you can see how almost everyone is annoyed with him
@bri1085
Жыл бұрын
He's like Jordan Henderson
@connieworroll368
Жыл бұрын
@@bri1085🤣🤣 sheesh
Yo I got cancer but you man are making me laugh and smile with this episode, thanks Fellas
@moh7561
Жыл бұрын
cap
immediate Tego howler attempting to correct Margs about Mary 🤡 and THEN saying Musa Mansa was before Jesus some fake intellectual loooool
Tego stunk up this episode with what is "Realistic" or not. It's a hypothetical discussion
30 seconds in. Miles Howler smh
@arsenal4L
Жыл бұрын
Pepe is good but he has problems
@calm5465
Жыл бұрын
Thats heritage
@arsenal4L
Жыл бұрын
@@martyfakenewsman101 arteta didn't treat him well in his last szn but tbf he was also arrogant apparently, but I agree with what u r saying
@Boyd2ubaikie
Жыл бұрын
Is Anthony better than Pepe?
@guardianbravo2139
Жыл бұрын
Best Confused Guy on KZread 😂😂😂😂😂
Bro Tego STAYS moving the goal posts every one of these. Making up the rules as he goes along. VAR check please
How is Osimhen to Arsenal not realistic but saka to city is? Saka just signed a new deal. Jesus is getting underrated now he did very well when he played the only better options are unrealistically right now. Martinelli got 15 goals last season in the league and they’re saying Mane, Mitoma and Gnabry as options
@drfgaming2060
Жыл бұрын
These man are clueless
@reggiewatts1926
Жыл бұрын
@@drfgaming2060it’s just Tego being Tego
@TheKaneo1
Жыл бұрын
And that's when I turned off joke ting
@cowboyorangesoda8408
Жыл бұрын
Whole episode made me realise fully that these guys may know a few random players names and cry ball knowledge but boy are they actually dumb as rocks
@Do27gg
Жыл бұрын
Also Salah is much better than saka but the stench decided against it
The opening conversation of this video is a madness. I was not ready. These lot are hilarious.
@hishaamamin8072
Жыл бұрын
Went downhill from there tho
My head hurts listening to the takes on united. You seriously think united’s weak link is Casemiro? We literally have no strikers on our current squad 😂. We was that desperate for one in January we loaned Weghorst.
@danielo7985
Жыл бұрын
Stinky ep
@MU4EVER22
Жыл бұрын
Tbf they did say a striker and rb would be too easy to replace so they wanted someone who was established first team
@pebe8993
Жыл бұрын
@@MU4EVER22 I understand that but Casemiro? He shaped our midfield last season and without him we wouldn’t of got top four. It showed in games he couldn’t play. The shouts for Bruno to be replaced too where mental! I understand other teams can’t stand him but he’s fantastic for us!
@sacred1827
Жыл бұрын
As a United fan I zone out when they talk about United. They mostly hate us which makes their opinions invalid and Jordy isn't a proper fan either. Miss me with the United talk
@PreRzDatoX
Жыл бұрын
how can they even they say Casemiro
15:13 😂 Truly the funniest thing Myles has ever said. 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
@nbamk5625
11 ай бұрын
mums
16:45 Lippy's reaction to the chip wrap is killing me looooooooool
15:13 That's a 25 yard screamer 😂
Tego with another howler. His whole day 1 argument on Ivan Toney was such a waste of time
Tego thinking mansa musa was before jesus , even though he's MUSLIM is killing me 😅😅
@harrison3859
Жыл бұрын
I’m over this guy, he thinks he’s the oracle
@mallyy1251
Жыл бұрын
Tego is a walking howler
@FA7THA
Жыл бұрын
Islam began from the start of life. Howler.
@mallyy1251
Жыл бұрын
@@FA7THA How it was established 1500 years ago or something ? It’s quite recent compared to other religions
@lms7846
Жыл бұрын
U all just hate on him cos his white specs has stinkers every week but no ones says shit 💀
Where the fuck is the Tego intervention…the people need this
Lippy is fed up of tego 😂
Lippy dipping after tego said lukaku to replace Jesus just shows that he’s the only person that knows ball. Horror take
Tego howler after howler after howler
Like for Tego Intervention #RespectTheCrowd
Nah what is Tego’s problem with Miles? He can’t say anything without Tego shutting it down.
@reggiewatts1926
Жыл бұрын
Shades of loons treatment
Lippy working out the algorithm for a chip wrap had me wheeling up the clip about 20 times
16:55 Dan's laugh adds that 20% spice on top 😂
Didn’t even take 30s for miles to show he’s on the spectrum
We need episodes when they are just left to talk absolute waffle to each other without structure. That opening 10 mins was top tier, Lippys face on the chip wrap might be top 10 filthy moments, had me howling
Damn the disrespect Ivan Toney is getting is just criminal... He's the 3rd best number 9 in the league after haaland and kane. I have a feeling you guys either barely watch brentford or don't even watch ball. fifa settings 😂 Toney instantly improves Arsenal without a shadow of a doubt. the guy can do everything.
@dilin89
Жыл бұрын
Thank you, someone with ball knowledge.
@fulltimedriller8554
Жыл бұрын
He’s not better than Jesus tho
@Do27gg
Жыл бұрын
Most their takes are poor and only go by fifa cards
@mrfeather2732
Жыл бұрын
@@fulltimedriller8554 better in what tho? as a number 9? 100% but as player nope. which is not the point, there are so many players better than Toney but doesn't mean they can play as good as him in the center forward role.
@fulltimedriller8554
Жыл бұрын
@@mrfeather2732 I’m an arsenal fan and I’m telling you that I’d take Jesus over Toney every day of the week. People underrate how good a footballer Jesus is and how much he facilitates the rest of the team to play well. I just deeped you even said Toney is better than Jesus overall as a player lol, which shows me you defo don’t watch enough of Arsenal
3 minutes in and I'm losing brain cells QUICK 💀
Mitoma does not improve Arsenal over Martinelli, this whole narrative about him being “scatty” is just sillyness, you don’t contribute how he did last season by luck
@abdim123
Жыл бұрын
exactly. Weird opinion. 15 goals and 5 assists. Also dont like how they dogged on mahrez. Mahrez is literally the best or second best RW in the league. only reason saka replaces him is because of age. Mitoma is like grealish level. Grealish is so overrated its pretty crazy
@connieworroll368
Жыл бұрын
at least their Martinelli hate bias has been consistent 🤣
Saying you heard Jesus was a city boy in the day is crazy that's why I love this show 😂😂😂😂
When Stevo says “ LIPS” to Lippy 😂 fml
@PK-ws6sm
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂 it’s terrible !
These are some stupid rules man how are you man doing hypotheticals but because Ivan Toney is banned it’s not a pick. Tego needs to go in the bin
I’ve been defending Tego but that lukaku 30 goals at arsenal take is horrible 😂😂😂😭
T just makes up rules when he doesn’t get his way lol. “Not realistic”
i love you man, but that history convo was paaaaaiiiinful
tego another stinker here, talking about not realistic but saka to city is fine, miles was right in this one lol
Miles moving like Tego with that Pepe take
WE WELCOME BACK MARGS TODAY FOR AN IMPRESSIVE COMEBACK AFTER HIS TIME AWAY , HOPEFULLY ALLS WELL NOW AND WE CAN SEE THE RETURN FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON 🙏
Margs made it down the stairs 🙏🏽 welcome back bro
@evangelostsif6475
Жыл бұрын
Yoooooo this comment is nuts even tho it’s sincere 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “made it down the stairs”
everytime Dan is there, the first 10mins is jokes! love it haha
Nobody starts and maintains an agenda like Filthy. Ollie Watkins over Jesus is actually a madness. Tego and Specs man.
filthy goes to church would be one crazy segment🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
the mandem need to challenge Tego more often, he can’t keep getting away with his howlers
@Therealgaz619
Жыл бұрын
Big facts
@kingkyle.0.0.7
Жыл бұрын
Truss they just let him run the ting need more militant characters to pattern him when he chats shit
Steve-o's "Ferguson to Arsenal" is one of the best takes i've heard from him, for someone who consistently drops stinkers.
@Therealgaz619
Жыл бұрын
Tbh I reckon that will actually happen next year
Wasn’t Mansa Musa living in the 13 or 1400s? Either way that’s way after Jesus. 😂
Pk saying “Goliath” when they’re talking about Jesus’ interest is why i watch this show. 4:39
Arsenal fan here but reckon Shaw is the best left back in the league. His first touch and general technical level are outstanding
@primetimeab3216
Жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo what???
@MrA-hc9fi
Жыл бұрын
@@primetimeab3216 he used to be shit, and fat, but he’s been brilliant for 3 seasons now… world class footballer for sure, what’s wrong with what I said?
Savage dan has to have the best laugh on the internet
Looool Openda finished level on goals with our 3rd choice striker in Ligue 1.. but he improves us 🤣
Bro lol these man need a history check 😂😂😂😂
Miles does realise that Barcelona just won the league right? “Lewandowski would kill to go Arsenal”😂. Howler after howler
“Jesus slams Mary” is a hot take!! 😂😂😂😂
9:20 "Man said thats a big QR code" 😭🤣😭🤣
Tego saying lukaku must be the biggest howler of all time
I think I get it now: it's the Tego Show Ft Mandem. IT MAKES SENSE.
The first minutes were so hard to listen to as a believer 😂
Sensational intro😂😂. "Running men down in sandals"😂
Dans laugh just makes things 10x funnier 😂its like his taking a deep breath in when he starts laughing😂
There’s no better evidence of Tego chatting absolute filth than him saying Lukaku bangs for Arsenal. Like there isn’t evidence of him flopping at every top 6 club he’s been too. And these man just let rubbish like that go.
Even tho he has better G/A then Sancho and Antony, The Pepe take is a Howler 😂
Nah zooming in on lippy with that music might be the funniest thing I’ve ever seen you man donahhaahhahaha screw face
These episodes gotta be longer man, 1hr ain’t enough
@bradafcful
Жыл бұрын
@mosaabtwice3999he was malfunctioning after 20 minutes even an hour is too long for him 😭
@isaacweston685
Жыл бұрын
@mosaabtwice3999you’re rude for that one there😂😂😂😂
I'm dieing!!! 😂😂😂😂 I must of watched the lippy ship wrap thing about 15 times
‘Are we talking about it 💅’ margs is bare fruity man 😂😂😂
Saying you don’t wanna hear “we’re replacing AWB” only to suggest AWB should be replaced shortly after is a top bins howler 😅
I’m 10 mins in & im struggling to stop rewinding 😭😭😂 filthy on top form ahead of the new season I can see 👏👏
Tego is that kid that owns the football, he decides who wins 🙃
Specs came on; misplaced a back pass to the keeper, pulled a hamstring while jogging, but he still made me laugh 😭😭😭
Pay Margs, Miles! Mans face changed completely when he remembered he still has a debt.
If we manage to sell Scott Mctominay for close to 40 M then we have won the transfer window 😂😭.
@Do27gg
Жыл бұрын
United fans underrate Scott so badly smh
@HV2K
Жыл бұрын
@@Do27gg bro there is nothing to under rate. He's woeful
Mahrez literally won the league with Leicester, so there’s that
@Do27gg
Жыл бұрын
Salah has always been better
@reggiewatts1926
Жыл бұрын
He was like the 5th/6th most important/influential player in that squad though
That Jesus convo is one of the funniest intro convos I’ve seen 🤣🤣
so good to have margs back man 👏
I miss when tego didn’t talk so much
@lms7846
Жыл бұрын
U man only hate on him cos he's white 💀
Lippy “mario ain’t even on PlayStation fam” hahahaha coldest
The “HELLO FRESH” bag is heavy… Very Very Heavy! 🤣👏🏾
Can’t lie this whole episode was a howler, felt like I listening to Rory Jennings and Buvey 😭🤮
'Chip wrap, what's man on' Lippy is too much 😅😅😅
How is Saka to City realistic?!
@mloose7870
Жыл бұрын
Come on man why u lot act like we ain’t seen it countless times! & please don’t tell me how it’s different this time 🤣 don’t be deluded
@DedLoko
Жыл бұрын
@@mloose7870 Saka just signed a new contract. Why would he go anywhere near City when the future is red?
Man said Lukaku improves Arsenal. Tego this STINKS!!
All the comments every week hate on Tego lmaooo
Miles actually said something funny 😂 store it.
@Marz2727
Жыл бұрын
Miles is undeniable, he has moments
26:42 Tego saying Barella could be at that level in a few years?? The man’s 26 with 3 kids, how much longer are you tryna wait until he’s ‘ready’?😭😂
Tego lost ratings from last week’s and then this 😂😂
Mario wasn’t even on PlayStation 😂😂😂😂
"Let me call the stroke doctor" 😂😂😂
From Tego’s commitment to that hello fresh ad they must have come with a niiiiiiice bag
Lmao Dan laughing at stevo and miles was the funniest shit
Great shout from Specs on the Chiesa link 🔥