Worst waiters ever
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Compilation of restaurant logic skits
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Them turning off the lights isn’t them closing up, it just creates a romantic atmosphere clearly. Such good waiters!
@Let_me_get_a_name.-_-
2 күн бұрын
I think its a bit exaggerated, i think i still remember that a supermarket closed lights but still kept some open for the last customers
@eko8266
2 күн бұрын
They even went home to leave them more space, how adorable !
@orangee_blox
2 күн бұрын
also the chairs on the table for decoration, really just a nice gesture!
@eko8266
2 күн бұрын
@@orangee_blox So the candle heat doesn't damage the table while you can have all the sweet chat in the world, so thinkfull and brave !
@KyleH736
2 күн бұрын
And it allows them to do stuff they normally wouldn't do in a restaurant, if you know what I mean 😏.
VLDL uploads a compilation while I'm impatiently waiting for the continuation of the bored saga with Alan gone 😂
@NobleSix-1403
2 күн бұрын
gotta wait for monday i think
@jamesvan2201
2 күн бұрын
@NobleSix-1403 it's been like 2 mondays.😂
@Goatfer
2 күн бұрын
I didn't realize it was a comp. Wondered why it was so long.
@kenjiaex7986
2 күн бұрын
Same LMAO
@Brutal_Overlord
2 күн бұрын
Facts
In the 1st one Rowan comes out of the kitchen wearing a chef's hat: "Who are you? Customers can't be in the restaurant after it's closed. You must be robbers. You know what we do with robbers?" *pulls out a sword*
@FiXato
2 күн бұрын
wasn't that Alan in the original skit?
@AB-bh6rb
2 күн бұрын
Yes it was @@FiXato
@JoshuaB-wu8pk
Күн бұрын
It wasn’t even a restaurant it was a tech store
Adam is just being a bro interrupting Adam topping off the water. He's trying to keep him from making a huge mistake. He's a damn hero
@leonestello8519
21 сағат бұрын
Whoa, your right! He's making sure I can marry Britt,🥰😅😋
12:05 'Read the room, mate!' my favourite Rowan's quote.
@user-vw1ss4yf8l
Күн бұрын
Yeah absolutely
5:32 Alan you can't keep running away like this! You're the waiter!
@StoryLover-7
2 күн бұрын
Or just a non-waiter who thought it would be fun and dressed up as one.
Ben was a great waiter in the S**t skit, the fact he's being gaslit is OUTRAGEOUS
You should never ask "if they are about to close", you should ask "what time do they normally close".
@FiXato
2 күн бұрын
or better yet: what time does *the kitchen* usually close.
@TheLongDon
2 күн бұрын
@@FiXatoNo, you guys are coping so hard. If they close at 9 and I walk in at 8:59, I expect to be served the full menu. If you want to close as 8 then close at 8, don't expect people to just follow your arbitrary rules. When I walk into Walmart they offer everything they have right up until 11
@FiXato
2 күн бұрын
@@TheLongDon I'd suggest you get some common sense, but judging by your name and profile picture that ship has long sailed.
@Yanoshh
2 күн бұрын
@@TheLongDon Sure! But then you agree that you have 60 seconds on the clock to eat everything and then leave or get kicked out, because they close at 9, right? :)
@TheLongDon
2 күн бұрын
@@FiXato Common sense dictates you advertise your hours correctly. You would know this if you spent any amount of time managing
I actually met a dude like Alan in the second video. He was an amazing waiter, and he memorized 5 peoples orders, and even remembered who ordered what when he brought it out.
@JoshuaB-wu8pk
Күн бұрын
I met the most amazing woman who remembered my family’s order from over a year before and recited it perfectly. She was a nice 40 year old looking Asian woman with a strong accent but great English. I really respect Asians because they clearly are very sharp and I wish I had that type of mind, they have great food and many of them are amongst the most ingenious people in the world. I apparently have an IQ of 113 according to a psychologist and I honestly doubt it.
Eating alone will always be one of the funniest skits they have ever done. Ben just cracks me up with how UNHINGED he is.
it's funny that they are asking "How did the sh*t get on the salad?" instead of "why are they serving sh*t?"
If you go to a restaurant and wait for a waiter, do you become the waiter? Thank you and good night, I'll see myself out.
@anthonywatson7735
2 күн бұрын
I'll hold the door for you!😉
@DeclanMBrennan
2 күн бұрын
And when you wait patiently to see a doctor, what do you become?
@MCCaradon
2 күн бұрын
Looking at your avatar, I can safely say thats toilet humor
@tumatauenga6433
2 күн бұрын
@@DeclanMBrennan The waiter
@BitsuArtcrest
2 күн бұрын
ohh so if i wanted to become the manager i will just...
you can see Hamish' beard growing as he is waiting to order.
When brit goes grey and the lord of the rings dark ambience breaks in, "WHAT DID THE LOOT RAT DO TO DISERVE THIS??"
"did you get all that?" "I would've, on my phone that's recording your order, if you hadn't constantly been asking that, making it run out of recording time"
16:23 Alternative extended version managed to keep his birthday a secret until he made the mistake of ordering a alcoholic drink, and the waiter looked at the DOB on the ID. Waiter turned pale, guy asked, "What?" Until he realized, "Oh, no." And after the waiter return the ID, gets the other waiters, "You don't have to do it." Waiter then says it's policy.
Rule of thumb.... Dont go into a restaurant within 20 mins of closing.
@thebones6144
2 күн бұрын
make it 40 :) kitchen usually shuts 1 hour before the restqurant
@Franimus
Күн бұрын
Wtf is the point of a closing time then
@eoindenniston2611
10 сағат бұрын
@@Franimus To close....
@Franimus
8 сағат бұрын
@@eoindenniston2611 yeah close the front doors, but if I'm seated before then, I ought to expect standard service
I worked in kitchens for 16 years and closing time was always anxiety inducing. 10min to close and the server comes back announcing a 10 top. Every cook freaks out.
I like how in the skit when Alan was trying to ask Britt if she would marry him, she was already wearing a ring
I relate to this too much it hurts. My boss sends everyone home at close, so i have to try clean and organize everything in about an hour if im lucky, while still serving customers.
I'm amazed at how well Ben can act a ragdoll😀
@CortexNewsService
2 күн бұрын
I'm honestly surprised they had any takes without someone breaking.
@FaultAndDakranon
Күн бұрын
Ben is a live action Muppet
Every time a compilation is posted, I click on the video without reading anything about it and then start going "I've seen this video before..." I always click VLDL videos without even checking what it is because I know I'll get a laugh
That first skit is why the kitchen usually closes before the resturant
@maciejp7829
2 күн бұрын
it also starts earlier
them singing is an introverts nightmare
britt going full uncanny valley on hamish was perfect
Hamish is a treasure, I always cry from laughter in his skits
The “no singles” restaurant is a perfect idea for tinder and dating apps 😂
you're all so frigging good actors...love you all guys
in the water skit: who is drinking the water? the waiter himself? 😂
The birthday song is so accurate lol
"That feels illegal." Lmfao. No telling how much Adam just charged Ben. But after all the product he's stolen from Playtech/Tech Town over the years, I'd call it........just desserts. ...I'll see myself out.
@mattstanford9673
2 күн бұрын
Rowan's "read the room, mate" will never not kill me. XD
@FiXato
2 күн бұрын
Never apologise for puns when they... fit the bill. 😅
I litteraly had the "closing" situation in Hamburg Germany once in a restaurant.. Well before 21.00h (the official closing time) we got there and trying to order some food they were clearly already closing up.. Cleaning, putting chairs on other tables etc, so simular, no joke.. Even the I have to ask if a particular order could still be made part..
Worst customers ever. Screw that couple. I’ve never worked in a restaurant but I’m aware of managers and owners that will fire staff members for turning these people away.
@PartyhatRS
2 күн бұрын
Which ones? If it was the ones who kept on asking if they were closing and told them they could go somewhere else, then I see no reason why they would be even close to the worst customers ever...
FUSH burger but NO CHUPS! he wants fries!
You can judge the water waiter all you want, but at the lightning speed it was clearly being drunk I’m convinced Alan may have died had that water not been poured down his mouth.
I love the whole sound design. It is fantastic.
"Sure could go for some food and drink right now!" The passive-aggression in that sentence is a thing of beauty. XD
the full service one was great, I hadn't seen that one.
I was wondering.... how come Hamish is so brutally ignored. 2 secs of Britt 😮 ooooooh.... daym! ....and Hamish, excellent Breakdown!
LETS GO!!!! MORE RESTAURANT VIDEOS!! I really wanted to see these and I’m so happy you guys made more!! Love your guys videos!
24:34 Bens insanity is outrageoussss 😂 P.s. amazing set of great scetches
This series is supreme! Script, acting, direction, camera, sound... loved all of it!
Somehow seeing Ben go full unhinged, and grabbing a rifle and screaming 'no one eats alone!' is somehow both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
If it was really fine, they won't mention that it might be a "big" one. I love how people say this as if what you are asking is so horrible and when you ask if you should change it, they're like "oh no, your perfectly fine". 😂
"read the room mate!" Rowan being Rowan but also supporting Alan is quite refreshing
Birthday sketch is so retable and painful. My anxious ass can never go through that 😭
Ill check on the chef if the fryer is still on. lol
@emberguard5009
2 күн бұрын
That close to closing I wouldn't trust that burger to be properly cooked if the fryer was only just turned back on. It can take 20 mins to heat up the oil from cold, then another 10 mins to cook something if it's small / thin.
@eko8266
2 күн бұрын
@@emberguard5009 If it's closure time and you just turned it off, it doesn't take that long, the oil is still hot and the boiler (don't know the english name sry lad) too, it just pisses off the cook but we can do it anyway, just a pain in the butt. It's only about 2 or 3 minutes of cooking the meat while the buns are in the oven, it's most of the time the only order left so you can focus on it, assembling everything takes 20 secs, it's not that hard. Just annoying when you started closing everything and be told to put everything back on
The subtext to answering Ben's repeated question was, "Not sure why you can't just look up our hours.... this one''s on you."
That was a half hour of cracking up, especially the assistance with the chopsticks!
The last one is definitely an improvement on the old dropping laptop skit they did a few years ago
If you think a restaurant is closing, go some where else. Most places are gonna be too polite to tell you they are closing. And you really are jamming up their schedule ordering even 30 minutes before close.
@DarthLesbian
2 күн бұрын
Yup. That close to closing they’re already cleaning and will have to reclean everything they use to make that meal. Unfortunately some people just dont care and say well that’s what they’re paid to do.
@erkealbat1139
2 күн бұрын
To be honest as a dutch person i rather have them tell me they are closing
@DarthLesbian
2 күн бұрын
@@erkealbat1139 I’ve worked places where we have told people we were closing, one time we were literally closing in 5 mins. They ignored us, sat down, and ordered anyways. And unfortunately our manager was a pushover so he just went along with it. Edit: He was a genuinely good boss otherwise though, was very kind to us and made sure we were taken care of, but my lord he was incapable of standing up to abusive customers
@leveluppupgaming7207
2 күн бұрын
@@DarthLesbian I too have worked in the food industry. I had a guy come up, ask when we close, leave, and then come back 5 minutes before we closed and was upset our stove and kitchen was shut down for the night. Anyone who complains about this kind of thing, has clearly never worked in a restaurant
@FiXato
2 күн бұрын
not so much "being too polite" as perhaps being instructed by the manager or owner to not say no.
I unfortunately had to deal with a similar situation at 22:00 Everyone has either moved away or passed but wanted to go to a place for Christmas like I used to with people. I'm sure they were expecting more people so they gave me a big table. My waiter came by and asked if everyone's late and I said it's just me so they moved me to a proper table haha.
@simmzzzz
2 күн бұрын
"I'm sorry, did you say just say you ate ALONE?!" - Ben
im glad alan is still here
They need to add some screaming and slamming of pots and pans when Adam goes to ask the Chef if the fryers are still on.
Love your content!!
I bet Rowen pees when nobody is looking
I genuinely think 'Happy Birthday' is probably one of, if not the best sketch VLDL has ever made
The Birthday skit is incredible. Even on the 10th watch, it's hilarious. So, so good.
I don't know what you're talking about, that full service restaurant had excellent waiters and the harmony of the Happy Birthday waiters would make angels weep for not being as good.
I wonder if alan gets more respect in the restaurant than he did in techtown
I've actually had a waiter that could memorize everything for an order even in all that chaos and had everything come back perfectly.
Dang was hoping that this was a new bored episode
These are some of the most disturbing vids ive seen from yall. I love them so much! everyone got to go nuts .🤣🤣
It is totally intentional when wait staff clean and close up in full view of patrons still inside. They want you out, they’ve been taking a bunch of verbal abuse and just want to go get drunk or hi or simply sleep. GET OUT!
I swear I love the waitstaff/restaurant logic videos. All of them, minus the poop in the salad, every time I binge I have to skip around it
I'd love to see skits like this with each actor's respective partner! And the single ones 3rd wheeling hahaha. I bet they'd be super cute and you'd get those bloopers with everyone laughing that make you laugh!
more compilation! thank you! hope you make a compilation for those sponsored skits, i really like those as well!
nice to watch old episodes
I'll rewatch them all through this. I absolutely loved this series. Some of the sketches are my favourite.
I love these restaurant skits
Rowan is definitely two different people in the Waiter series. Waiter Rowan and Regular Rowan pretending to know how to cook
Sucrubele. Who let out the chicken 🐔 😆 🤣 😂
15:11 "RAIN HELLFIRE ON THIS PUNY SPACE BUBBLE" moment
So that’s where Alan went he’s a waiter now.
@Toshinegawa
2 күн бұрын
These are old skits, it's a compilation
@dontspikemydrink9382
2 күн бұрын
@@ToshinegawaNerd 🤓🤓 o
Always found above and beyond for that laugh!!
I adore your restaurant logic! ❤💙It's hard to say who is the worst waiter, everyone tried to do their best 😂
My question about Topup is, where did all the water go? xD
That full service skit was hilarious lol
Ooofff as someone who is finally in his last month as a waiter i allways laugh und cry while seeing this. You guys did an amazing job representing some of the most depressing things I witnessed there and managed to make me laugh about it. Thx❤
"Ignored" feels like the plot for a twilight zone (2019) episode.
Havnt laugh so much in a while. The "Top Up" scene is so silly its hilarious.
you guys are hilarious! 😆
I absolutely LOVE these sketches, having worked in the food industry it hits even harder 🤣
Don’t forget he needs to ask us for the changes
oh these sketches are so good
I was laughing so hard on the p*ece of sh*t and the water-waiter. SO funny!
Bloody brilliant.
God I love the restaurant ones so much lol they’re are SO ACCURATE and HILARIOUS 😂😂🤣
Thanks for helping me start my day off with a smile!!
@De__zu
2 күн бұрын
Have a great day ahead🎉
@rieaweer7459
2 күн бұрын
@@De__zu awe thanks this was a nice surprise as well I hope you have a nice day as well
My social anxiety can't bear undertaking this waiter job, I would have been like Alan on the first one aggressively cleaning.
21:41 the hand gestures are killing me
Difficult menu would be a really funny prank to pull on a friend.
The water one always gets me 🤣
After watching this I think I love eating out even less
I love these restaurant sketches, I wish they did more of them.
Those waiters need to go to Paris, and get some real training. This guy's were just to nice.
I work as a chef, and the first one is the most irritating thing about customers, they have all night to show up and eat, but choose to come in 5 minutes till closing, and order a well done steak.
The birthday episode is one of VLDL's best videos
**sets alarm and locks them inside** "You guys take as long as you'd like!" 😊
This series is by far the most unhinged Viva La Dirt League content they have ever uploaded