Alfie has always struck me as the type of dude who's idea of a wild time is having sugar with his tea so glad to see him let the hair down with this one.

@gandalf_thegrey

Жыл бұрын

Either that or hes going down on coke and hookers every 20 minutes There are only two options.

@nicholastricarico2957

Жыл бұрын

Quite.

Alfie has no business being this funny 💀

@Communist_Gangsta

Жыл бұрын

The small bodybuilder rodent bit was honestly like something a stand up comedian would say

@lovefan7694

Жыл бұрын

The guy's a generational linguistic gem

This is the quality journalism we've come to know and love from Alfie. 😂😂

@bababababababa6124

Жыл бұрын

I just love how he hated the Arsenal trench coat so much, he compared it to the Belgian atrocities in Congo 😂😂😂😂I love Alfie

@dvdv8197

Жыл бұрын

@@bababababababa6124 yeah that one made me chuckle as well haha 😂

@archstanton6102

Жыл бұрын

He is softening his viewers up to bring in Alfie & HITC 7's merchandise.

The “death to yemeni children” bit had me wheezing. Alfie having the ability to riff is a delight

I am the proud owner of an official Aston Villa branded football pump. I acquired it partly so that I could display my lifelong passion for the Villans whenever I am pumping up a football but mainly because it was on offer for 50p in the bargain bin at Villa Village and I figured that I was unlikely to see a cheaper one anywhere else.

@jamesruddock9596

Жыл бұрын

Great deal

@gandalf_thegrey

Жыл бұрын

my man has made a banger deal

I would love to buy a “Get Well Soon” card for each of my friends’ favorite clubs - to troll them of course, after their team loses. If the loss happens to be particularly brutal, the card might even arrive with flowers.

@SafE29

Жыл бұрын

thats pure evil man. i love it.

As someone who has never gone or shopped from any of the PL Club shops,I 100% agree with this.

@bababababababa6124

Жыл бұрын

As someone who’s only ever gone to my local league 1 team shop, I also agree 😂

@alehlete830

Жыл бұрын

Southampton one the joke made was nice about how when they get a good player a bigger club comes gets them

@roaarylion5214

Жыл бұрын

Why

@roaarylion5214

Жыл бұрын

@@bababababababa6124 so not Liverpool

@dejankulusexy4472

Жыл бұрын

@@bababababababa6124 what team

Hilarious video. Actually found myself laughing out loud through most of it

@soundscape26

Жыл бұрын

Same... if there's a video where Alfie could freely explore his wit it was this one.

"and where have they hidden the body - well" that one sent my rolling off my couch, well done Alfie.

That crude oil joke was gold 🤣🤣

That Leeds hockey jersey is actually better than my local NHL team's most recent addition and it costs less than most of the tshirts they sell

@shawklan27

Жыл бұрын

What's your local NHL team?

@MCKevin289

2 ай бұрын

God I hate fanatics

The Ottoman Storage Box... just brilliant. 😂 Also, Trincão (with a K sound on that C) plays for Sporting not Benfica.

This was honestly one of the most enjoyable videos i remember recently, well done. You definitely should do similar ones in the future, not related to a specific club/player, but something like this, away from the pitch

“Who the hell is paying 1,200 fat ones…” Alfie, I love you man, never change 😂

When Pompey's kit was made by Rugby brand Canterbury of New Zealand, our club shop sold their fashion range too which was sort of understandable as they weren't a well established brand in the UK. I couldn't think of anywhere else where their stuff was sold and it was quite nice. I'd be interested to know your opinion of the Hull City shop too, Alfie.

@Jack-nr1nn

Жыл бұрын

Everyone in New Zealand has a pair of Canterbury side zip pants lol

Quite right Alfie, there is no possible scenario in which a rat would shop on the Nottingham Forest online store. I'm still figuring out whether or not he would use a dumbbell, will get back to you on that.

I would question who actually buys this tat, but then I remembered that I attended a house viewing a few years back and one of the rooms was nothing but a literal shrine to Steven Gerrard, complete with many items similar to the ones included in this video. The person selling the house must have had a dozen different versions of those framed photos similar to what Chelsea were selling for exorbitant prices, all featuring the Liverpool and Villa legend.

That ‘tiny dumbell designed for a small rodent’ is the best item 😂

A bonus episode of Alfie looking at the Hull City store would be awesome!

Just got home from hospital after a bad case of sepsis and this video gave me some much needed laughs , so thank you for that Alfie

@PHDiaz-vv7yo

Жыл бұрын

Indeed, I’m day 13 post op retinal detachment surgery- my right eye is only just hanging on from laughing (Get well soon mate)

The Wolves ones are particularly insane. Who is buying a £20 t-shirt for a loan player at the best of times?

Alfie: I’m rambling so I will try speed up 5 minutes later: so I’m just saying a small rodent couldn’t use a dumbbell because of a lack of dexterity Never change Alfie

Spurs sell a blow up Premier League title, ironically the closest they’ll get to having a title

@lalitthapa101

Жыл бұрын

Lord above😭

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

Hah!

@golgotha3938

Жыл бұрын

It's because they always blow them up at the start of the season with title talk but inevitably start to go soft after a few games and before you know it, it goes flat and they let their fans down again 👍.

@AtTheBridgePod

Жыл бұрын

@@golgotha3938 haha! 😂

I really needed something light-hearted like this today. Cheers.

The worst item that is sold in Crystal Palace’s stadium is obviously 90% things you can buy in the Sainsbury’s

Enjoy your serious videos to no end, but excited to see what type of to trash these teams sell lol

I once went to St Pauli's club shop and everything, of course, had a skull and crossbones on it which is a bit macabre if you bought your toddler a black rompersuit covered in symbols of death.

@dinohermann1887

Жыл бұрын

It's a pirate symbol first and foremost, at least accoring to them (I'm an Hamburger SV sympathizer, the rival club of St. Pauli). 🔵⚪️⚫️

Leave my AFCB branded ottoman alone. It's a perfect place to keep my charcoal dressing gown and branded flat cap. My 5m cherries tape measure was very convenient when measuring up the ottoman also.

If any other football channel had this topic I would be surprised, but not when it comes from our good old pal Alfie. Great stuff as usual.

I have not laughed this much in a long time. 🤣 As an Arsenal fan, I might buy that jacket... if it ever goes to 95% off. I wish my club had a Trivial Pursuit game though, jealous of that! 🤣

With regards to the single Forest earring, the reason for it being single is because we have a relatively large LGBTQ+ community in Nottingham, and a lot of the males have just a single pierced ear (tradition and all), and a large alt scene where a good number have one lobe stretched and the other normal, or wear a different style in each ear. Selling a pair, therefore, would render one superfluous. Just justifying why it's a single, not why it exists.

that villa skill ball joke did really make me laugh

Wolves essential range is fully essential for the average "one to wash one to wear" wolves fan. I've never met one who wasn't wearing a wolves shirt or with a wolves tattoo lol.

I love that you did a lighter topic for this video, couldn't stop laughing throughout this one. Incredible banter Alfie 😂

Why the Spurs Garden Gnome isn’t on here is beyond me, was a staple of the old club shop at White Hart Lane

The Leeds shop just selling standard Adidas products reminds me of when during the 2018 WC, I was trying to get the new England home shirt. Everywhere online had sold out, but I managed to find and buy one from the Tottenham online shop. Obvious to say I'm not a Suprs fan.

Alfie, if you'd have made this video a few weeks ago you would have found a T-Shirt for Sale on the Nottingham Forest store, that was simply a white tee with "NF" on it, Forest fans quickily pointed out the National Front connection on Twitter and it was swiftly removed.

@bretton_woods

Жыл бұрын

or maybe they sent them to the Chelsea club shop?

Bloke from Dresden here. I know it might sound weird, but to be part, not butt, of a joke containing the bombing of my hometown felt kind of refreshing. Thanks mate :) Great content as always!

Laughed so hard at this video, I love Alfie’s humour so much 😂😂

Cant wait to gift my Grandmother a pair of Brighton & Hove Albion curtains for Christmas. Thanks HITC for the recommendation 10:09

I hadn't laughed like this for a while. Cheers, Alfie

Blasphemy. Doggos in team kit is a wonderful wholesome thing! And those curtains were so disgusting and hideous how did that not make it as the object. Whoever decided on creating that and putting it in the store needs to be fired what a disgrace 😂

@stepheng8779

Жыл бұрын

Trying to get dogs to support your team is cruel, they'll always be Rovers fans

Harsh on the Palace Ale imo, as it's brewed by one of our celeb fans: Neil Morrissey. It's sold in the ground aswell and is pretty decent. Agree with the other alcohols though - weird 🤣

@anophelesnow3957

Жыл бұрын

Yes, Palace Ale is totally valid. Morrissey is a proper brewer and that ale has been going ten years at least.

Most useless/worst thing at Spurs - the trophy cabinet

@MikeOxtinks

Жыл бұрын

It's the history of the Tottenham

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

@@MikeOxtinks Hi there, Giorgio.

Seen a few of those Adidas camo shorts being worn around Leeds city centre. Must be a popular item 🤣

This did make me chuckle - I also have to admit I did buy an Arsenal armband many years ago so guilty as charged

Tbf, the Villa Range Rover makes more sense than the other clubs seeing how JLR is not just a Birmingham based firm, but a really popular symbol for the West Midlands car industry history as a whole.

Good to see some well deserved recognition for weetabix minis on this channel. Keep up the top stuff Alfie.

alfie i love how brave you are by making jokes on corrupt owners, keep being honest

As a yank, thank you for your condolences about our chocolate. It’s truly our greatest burden to bear 😢

Trincão is at Sporting on loan from Barca pal

6:07 Alfies delivery nearly made me spit out my drink

Alfie smoking the Leeds U hockey jersey goes so insanely hard and is better than like 10 NHL jerseys

This is the best video topic you’ve done for a while, definitely unique!

Bournemouth card on lay away only 0.17 a month what a bargain in these difficult times

Can you please do - "What's the hell is going in Leicester city?"

@teem4800

Жыл бұрын

kind of has done already

I was looking at a handicraft stall today with items from Latin America. I browsed the ponchos and looked at the pattern on a bright blue one. It was celebrating Everton FC. Oh dear

@williamcross210

Жыл бұрын

There is an Everton team that plays in Chile en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everton_de_Vi%C3%B1a_del_Mar

That West Ham have their actual players model their merch is honestly pretty cool.

@BLCKSMTHApparel

Жыл бұрын

A lot of former players and legends like Carlton Cole and Brooking model them too

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's cool.

We are now officially in the late stages of HITC 7s

in the late 90's I got a mouse mat, hat and a mug from the Man United store, I still have the mug! Jokes aside that mugs over 20 years old now and I have grown kind of attached to it 😁

£1200 for a match worn shirt!!! No wonder dad has got the kids holding placards all asking for shirts at match end!!

You could have added a bonus Hull City store review... they're not in the Premier League but we wouldn't have minded.

I actually believed the MBS joke for a second, paused the video in shock and then continued the video

As a west ham fan i can confirm we all sit down and pray to our murals of Mark Noble in pray we dont get anymore injurys

Spot on, Alfie. As a Wolves fan I absolutely detest even hearing Trincaò's name much less, seeing it on a T-shirt. What rubbish. Although, I will admit wiping me bum with his tee might actually be therapeutic. Dunno. Cheers, m8. Much love from NYC! Wolves ay we!

7:05 comedy genius

This is one of your most entertaining videos of all time, loved it 😂

absolutely love these silly videos. would love for you to take a look at the bayern store. i had a look through it once while debating on buying a kit, and it is absolutely insane what bayern-branded items there are. i'm not kidding when i say you can deck out your entire house with bayern items from the official shop. naturally, that is including fc bayern garden gnomes.

@dpereira35

Жыл бұрын

How good 😂

Alfie has got me good with the Crude oil. I thought that was the best joke of the video, until the MBS shirt and baby yoda came along

You know what? I like Ottoman storage boxes. They're versatile and useful, and this one is reasonably priced? Shout-out to Bournemouth.

The small rodent bit was genuinely brilliant

we need to continue this series with Championship, League 1 and League 2 clubs!

I feel your criticism of Chelsea was too harsh. Beside me is a blue wooden duck with a Chelsea badge. I've named him Quackalele.

This is exactly the kind of stuff that mainstream media wouldn't talk about!

honestly this is one of the best videos you have ever made its class

Day 6: 7 less known/competitive top-flight leagues that saw world class players played in there. (For example the Hong Kong Premier League) (Preferably those who attracted these players throughout a longer time, rather than the oil money leagues that only do so in recent years)

You can't be hating on the Arsenal puffy coat! It's an Wenger classic!

15:55 Correct me if I’m wrong, but that seems like it has a leeds badge below the adidas logo. Still hideous though. Also Trincão is not on loan at Benfica, but at Sporting

Alfie letting loose is a nice little treat.

Never ever worry about waffling on, mate, we love it, and don't mind. Your sarcastic tone is perfect for this kind of video as well!

Hilarious, the LFC appliances joke killed me lol

I will say that in the fashion industry "essential" means "basics"

The Southampton trivial pursuit is going on my Christmas list.

@anophelesnow3957

Жыл бұрын

On the sales page it is possible to zoom in and read some questions. Here is one for you. "How many league clubs did Mick Channon play for?" ????

There was a Brighton Guess Who from their 1st season in the prem and was there for a number of seasons. Would've loved to see that here.

Alphie I'm sorry to inform you but the camo shorts for Leeds has a logo under the Adidas logo. Maybe the Leeds stuff is just s little more subtle ?

As a Newcastle fan I thought your jabs at us and city were great. Though ngl our third kit is aesthetically nice. If a bit on the nose

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

I just checked, and you're right. Your third kit *does* look nice, if a bit on the nose.

The image chosen at 13:12 made me laugh pretty hard; a man who also has nothing new, interesting or even amusing to say. Perfect!

Imagine going to someone's house and seeing that garish Bournemouth ottoman 😂

Did he just make a Dresden '45 joke ? That's my business!

Thank you Alfie, now I’m considering buying some Crystal Palace Ale and shipping it all the way here to California. 😅

Interesting Alfie mentioned the premier league teams as countries video in this as at the time he made a throw away comment about palace loving a drink in reference to their similarities with Ireland before then going to outline the various alcohols on sale at palace hitc multiverse confirmed 😮

I know I'm a bad person, you know how I know? Laughing my ass off at Jimmy Saville and Dresden jokes...dam you 😂

Btw, Francisco Trincão now plays for SPORTING CP, and not Benfica...

WEETABIX MINIS ARE GOATED I HAVENT SEEN THEM IN PORTUGAL FOR YEARS

Ngl if I supported Bournemouth I'd get the storage box

@heinzdoofenshmirtz8643

Жыл бұрын

So would I, tbh.

Allie is about to influence me to spend my hard earned freedom dollars on essential Arsenal tat

I'm only on Bournemouth at the time of writing and I can guarantee nothing will Top Stoke City selling Oatmeal in there shop

Great vid. Loved this style of video for a change. More of an Irish guy thing, but your attempts at humour are ironically funny

Because selling t-shirts, match jerseys, team scarves and caps is soooooo passé. 7:25 - The doormat team selling doormats. Because of course they would. 10:30 - Try living where winters are -20C or worse. Winter jackets for dogs are mandatory. 14:00 - Nope, you were spot on. Yank "chocolate" is crap.

Calling American chocolate "barely chocolate at all" is a ridiculous thing to say, far too generous to such an abomination