having enough cp to weigh the same as a car is actually blasphemy

@Zarroxius

6 ай бұрын

must be the fusion of a minecraft youtuber and a genshin player

@BigBoi-yt2gt

6 ай бұрын

That’s more than enough to put edp to shame💀

@weredff6

6 ай бұрын

he master the art of 445

@GeorgeTooCur1ous

6 ай бұрын

@@Zarroxius + Reddit dweller and discord mod

@helljumperodst6780

6 ай бұрын

bro imagine how much terrabytes drives you need in order to weigh a whole fucking car

The fact that this old man had 1000 POUNDS OF CP, like this guy is keeping the printer market afloat

@booyaboibob

6 ай бұрын

Freaky

@DBGamer1027

6 ай бұрын

Bro looked like a fuckin vampire

@ZBreezee-nb2rl

5 ай бұрын

@@DBGamer1027 been making CP since the 1600's

@tazdcbumsoofio3825

5 ай бұрын

Living Fossil😂

@mechazillark

2 ай бұрын

@@ZBreezee-nb2rl club penguin*

"Nutted on Olaf" is a sentence I never thought I would hear.

Having cp is already crazy, but having so much that it can be weighed in pounds is simply absurd.

@duplexlamp7285

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, cause he printed it 🤨?

@randomjared8394

6 ай бұрын

@@duplexlamp7285 He printed that shit like if it was money, there is NO way on god that bro for real went through the trouble to print as much cp that it weights the same as a car. Its so wild

@duplexlamp7285

6 ай бұрын

@randomjared8394 you be surprised by the determination of horny people

@albertthescout9169

6 ай бұрын

@@duplexlamp7285 BROOO HOW DO YOU PRINT SO MANY PHOTOS THAT IT ENDS UP WEIGHING THAT

@duplexlamp7285

6 ай бұрын

@@albertthescout9169 it's a old guy he's been doing this for years

As a Florida resident I once saw Someone walking their hyena outside

@felixthefool6065

6 ай бұрын

LMFAO

@keyp3r881

6 ай бұрын

what💀

@RandomCommentor-jj6ev

6 ай бұрын

Get out while you still can😂😂😂

@tobeslmao

6 ай бұрын

Step up and become the ultimate Florida Man, might even feature in a Blue Ryai reaction vid ☠️🙏🏽

@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990

3 ай бұрын

the tamest florida experience

“He looks easy to draw” that’s the funniest thing I’ve ever heard

Bro had so much CP he might as well be a Middle Eastern dictator💀💀

@Honor05

2 ай бұрын

💀💀💀

The Olaf story had me rolling and my mom was asking why I was laughing 💀

@DaChillSpot-MacMechi

2 ай бұрын

Definitely don't tell her...😅

bro had no limbs and still managed to kill his parents and escape in a car

@mechazillark

2 ай бұрын

Blud thinks hes asura 💀🐎

7:19 that’s kingpin

I feel bad for the security guard that had to see what he did to olaf and the unicorn

7:37 DUDE LOOKS LIKE BLOB FROM X-MEN😭

Florida Teen here to apologize on the behalf of my neighbors, they had a tough life. 😔

@booyaboibob

6 ай бұрын

Neighbors 💀

I never thought I’d ever hear someone having THAT much cp in my entire life

@duplexlamp7285

6 ай бұрын

The police have a lot of burning to do

@RandomCommentor-jj6ev

6 ай бұрын

How would bro even need that much 😭

@duplexlamp7285

6 ай бұрын

@RandomCommentor-jj6ev it's like when you watch porn for so long, you end up scrolling through page after page to find something to get you off.

@djayden4661

6 ай бұрын

El pedo

@jghifiversveiws8729

6 ай бұрын

⁠@@djayden4661 Lol "The Fart" 😂

blue ryai is my favorite african american streamer due to some hilarious elements he gives out to his fellow viewers.

@Tekau1

6 ай бұрын

He’s not african american…

@unusual_sandwich

6 ай бұрын

​@@Tekau1yes he is

@Uncle-Ruckus.

6 ай бұрын

​@@unusual_sandwich hes white

@maxwellwelcome6810

6 ай бұрын

Nah, he's obviously japanese and British

@user-ds6go2cq4s

6 ай бұрын

​@@unusual_sandwich hes just african, theres no good in him

having so much cp that you can weigh it in pounds…that’s fucking messed up . 1000 PPUNDS

Thousands of *POUNDS* of CP in ONE person’s house is the reason why Firing Squads and the Electric Chair exist.

That's nothing,the average Australian man lives with gigantic spiders and his pet kangaroo.

@unusual_sandwich

6 ай бұрын

Atleast he's not molesting a fucking manatee

@zage932

6 ай бұрын

These are crimes, not morning routines

@lilcj2014

6 ай бұрын

@@zage932 ever heard of a joke?

@zage932

6 ай бұрын

@@lilcj2014 Literally added to your joke by saying these actions are an Aussie's morning routine. Ever heard of different interpretations?

@jghifiversveiws8729

6 ай бұрын

The average Florida man live with Gators and Mountain Lions

Here in Florida, we literally have druggies in our neighborhood.

Bro the fact that all of this happened in my area is actually wild 😭😭 and my dad is the sheriff for the st Lucia 😭

32:00 this is the first time I’ve ever heard someone mention Capoeira fighters. Goated game

@aniiii_wxs

6 ай бұрын

not at this part yet was it about elena from street fighter

That is the wrong 500 lbs tecca 😭

Pounds!!!! How many GB and TB did this man have? Also that florida man with the sword ain't touching Tony Allison, he stood his ground against the cops for 11 hlurs with just a sword while being shot, having tear gas thrown on him, and more.

@crunchym1lk

6 ай бұрын

He didnt have it on a pc. he printed it. Also that sword guy low-key cold asf

@helljumperodst6780

6 ай бұрын

​@@crunchym1lk printing enough to weigh a whole car is still wild, how many prints...

@RandomCommentor-jj6ev

6 ай бұрын

Bro had petabytes 💀💀💀💀

@viscrelia

6 ай бұрын

@@crunchym1lkI’m at a loss for words rn aint no damn way

@crunchym1lk

6 ай бұрын

@@viscrelia mf had the will and made a way

So many people on the Internet wanting "Florida Man" to be it's own Netflix Show. I mean, It would sound nice as a Show.

I’m so blessed to live in Florida and have nothing like this happen near me

14:50 why can i hear Miles laughing in the background

@booyaboibob

6 ай бұрын

Was about to say u tripping but no I hear it 😅 It's more of 14:57

The limbless dude had maxed potential wtf

56:09 i never like leaving keys in the car for that exact reason and no hesitation i’m losing a front window.

First dude was the plushy pounder bruh

1000 pounds of "cp" is outlandish

@PUBG__Bouncy

Ай бұрын

Americans be saying Japanese ppl that watch anime are 😭 pedos but this proved em wrong

@forzathefluffyfox

Ай бұрын

And the fact it’s comparable to a car 😭🙏

@mjawara1

Ай бұрын

@@forzathefluffyfox nah fr

@GoofyAhhBoxy

Ай бұрын

These Florida men are actually wilding 😨

@goldenfreddy64

Ай бұрын

the dog story is worse

bro the drunk dude wasn't even that bad he just had a great night out.

i will never forget “he was considered armed and dangerous” 😂😂

Cod zombies is wild💀

my boy king bob aint deserve that bro 😭

Serial nutter is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@themaxterz0169

Ай бұрын

atleast not as weird as a cereal nutter

nah this video was funny asf😭

I just came back from my school dance, it was fun for the most part. In events like that I get socially awkward and hang with anybody I know even if we aren't on good terms. I have abandonment issues or something is really wrong with me. My friends have stopped talking to me or started accusing me of weird behaviors. (Hanging with people they may not like & etc) But the whole time I was trying to get back on good terms with my ex and have fun, I wasn't trying to start anything, stir anything up, or do any "weird" actions. Thank you for listening - Stranger 010 💓💓

Ngl, if the news stopped reporting on these "Florida Men," then I feel like all this bullcrap would stop. These dudes genuinely have a competition to see who can be the most depraved human being in the reisdence of the U.S.A. that is still going on to this very day.

@zage932

6 ай бұрын

Florida gives out public records online

@midashitegamer5264

6 күн бұрын

Untrue it’s been proven other states have just as bad crimes just typically unpublicicized

God damn the 600 pound bro look like majin buu 💀💀💀💀💀

This man Ryai got me sying on how hes roasting Shawn

Man this is exactly why I can’t fall asleep to KZread I always be getting woke up by that music he be playing

In live u have two hard mode difficulties you either have the Australia difficulty or the Florida difficulty everything else should be doable

This is late af, but that Minion getting attacked is basically the plot of Joker lmao

i did not expect my ears to be absolutely destroyed at the start

My name being Ariel am now terrified

Imma be real the mandatory meat inspection one is WILD, I fuckin died laughin at that.

Yo the "nutted on olaf" line really is something different.

Having so much Chris Paul to the point where its weighs as much as a car is outrageous

0:00 I didn’t know the cod zombies were into kids 💀

Ryai uploading an hour long video?! I thought it was BBG Plug

The one with the sword is crazy plus prayers to the stuffed toy Olaf

Sean got the Forbidden Floridian Magic

36:00 i found out in that in Florida when the bars close they have liquor shops or whatever alcohol they sell behind the bars that usually don't close until late at night

Florida boy here to say we aint even getting started

Damn I always knew them Florida men were on something

That guy with cp looked like nebbercracker from Monster House

How do you have POUNDS of cp lock that man up at the bottom of imple down and leave him there for every POUND of cp he has😂

@Mastermindpirate

2 ай бұрын

Bros staying behind iron for 3 millennia

No joke, I’m a floridan myself. But I’ve never seen people like this wild in my life. 💀💀💀

as a floridian I thank you for reviewing my states wonderful 100% sane people

Apparently limbless over there used plastic putty he bought from a hardware store to glue a shoulder stock to the Glock so that’s how he was able to shoot it 😂

that last guy is a whole cartoon character bro was a powerpuff girl actually nah my man was a rowdyruff boy jus grabbin ish with his nubbs

The first guy was caught white-handed, and he added more snow to olaf.

You thought I wasn't gone make it, huh😏😤

2024 bbg gotta bring back scary ryai for one more year or two for old times

George Jolicoeur looks like an infested warframe enemy

@Ants_Orian

10 күн бұрын

Lmaooo😂

Florida and new york really separate planets

The fact they didn’t measure it in bytes but pounds is crazy💀

Florida man caught fist fighting a Gator Florida man steals a 1700 pound street poll

9:50 bro is built like those people on the ship from little nightmares 🤣💀 20:45 this is why I can’t trust furries 😔😔

That wee wee inspection happened in a South Park episode bruh.

as a floridian, i do not claim any of these people

Get this man to 150k subs NOW🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

bro wf goin down at chick fil a in florida 💀💀💀

It’s sad when jail can’t handle meek meals gang 💀💀

He looks like Jacksepticrack with that Irish Springs soap in his mouth.

bro in the beginning look like the denizen from tranzit

The chainsaw dude look like Sumo from Clarence.

32:44 yo he look like the charecter thst says MY PRESCIOUSSSSSS

Big w 1 hour vid if u can blue ryai can you make a playlist of all your vids or make more 1 hour vids if u want

53:54 i imagine it was like that one boondocks scene

Florida is home to the most nefarious individuals I've ever come across

Nothing in GTA VI is gonna be made up, it’s actual Florida fr

We starting off with super freak 10million

Buddy was making multiple trips to cvs and a tech store to print out and storage allat cp

Anyone who says they haven’t seen some wild shit in florida are either rich and sheltered or just moved here from a safe state. I’ve been here for 22 yrs and still seein shit

10000 terabytes bro

But dialed my mom while on party chat at like 4am

Bru not the sea cow why he did that to the sea cow

im just hung up on what a pound of cp would even look like is that like him printing cp pics untill it weighs 1 pound and if so how tf do you even print that much bro is single handedly making trees go extinct

7:45 i stay right by sanford😭

limbless man being armed and on the run

4 minutes is crazy

The privilege is real of letting these people go is real😑

W one hour long video

Did you just say womp womp to a 600 pound man who's been arrested?!? Lowkey I agree

Bro someone said caseoh regional variant on the beef jerky guy 💀💀💀

22200? bruh how is that even possible

You only pay like 10% of the bond. And people think bond is a get out of jail free card, its not. You just dont have to sit in a jail cell waiting for court

Pounds of cp is crazy downbad

the cp dude look like the old guy from monster house