Corporal Johnny got his furlough ruined by Private Parts.

@gtron7692

2 жыл бұрын

LOL!

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

Glad to see some people still have a sense of HUMOR!! Rare these days!!

@johnbarrera7934

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha

@mariekatherine5238

2 жыл бұрын

🤪

@denniswolf3616

2 жыл бұрын

lmao thats a good one dude i remember seeing those kinda films in junior high

This is way more entertaining than modern television.

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

Right! I haven't watched TV in months and somehow I clicked this and now I can't stop watching it! Wth?!? LMAO

@ardevenuta37

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao!

@namelessgrace6319

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly!

@iGoddess

2 жыл бұрын

It is 😊 Reminds me of my grandma's TV She insisted on keeping her black and white TV in the 80's and I loved watching old TV shows ad movies with her. Our bonding time, she always made me a tea with a splash of rum in it too and told me not to tell my parents 🤣

@denisekay4292

2 жыл бұрын

LOL 🤣! I just started watching it and I can't believe how long the propaganda is! LOL. I'm going to get myself a cup of tea and have a good laugh now. I need this relief.

When I was a kid in the 1970s, the dreaded "VD" was every teenager's worst nightmare. Just 10 years later, anyone who was worried they might have an STD -- and then discovered it was gonorrhea or crabs or something like that -- was jumping for joy. That's how much everyone feared HIV and AIDS.

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

I fear ever getting any of those things! Its talked about like its no big deal these days .. id be devistated...

@mariekatherine5238

2 жыл бұрын

Very true. I remember when posters about GRID started appearing around campus.

@konjurekatrina

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when they weren’t sure if kissing could pass HIV. Some guy started kissing me, like without my permission, at the underage dance club in my town. I was 15 and thought, “Wow, I probably have AIDS”. (HIV wasn’t even in the vernacular then. You got AIDS and died)

@jcoleridge4879

2 жыл бұрын

@@konjurekatrina That's right -- it was a scary time. In 1982, I moved to Greenwich Village -- ground zero for the epidemic along with parts of San Francisco. I'm straight, but early on, everyone was fearful about getting it since no one was sure how much contact was needed. I had gay friends who swore off any kind of intimate contact for years. I also had friends who threw caution to the wind and, unfortunately, ended up dead within 2 years. It was merciless in the 1980s. You're right -- if you got AIDS, it was pretty much a death sentence back then.

@jcoleridge4879

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonyalittau3944 Yeah, even HIV is now often talked about like it's no big deal. It's true that for most people, thanks to the antiretroviral drugs, HIV has become more like a chronic condition like diabetes with an almost normal expected life span. But it's still no joke. People can and do get AIDS and die, even with the medication. And those other STDs are no less harmful now than they were years ago. Better treatments, sure, but still not something you want to get.

She was clean as a whistle. Even a whistle can get messy. That's so true.

@IARRCSim

2 жыл бұрын

A whistle can get dropped in a steaming pile of horse shit and pressed deep into it too.

@DjKaiser84

2 жыл бұрын

I sure wouldn't want a whistle thats been passed around and blown into by everyone else.

@orsibob

2 жыл бұрын

Especially a meat whistle.

@twentyrothmans7308

2 жыл бұрын

@@orsibob Underrated comment :-)

@rosemarydudley9954

2 жыл бұрын

Hoosier Daddy ... Depends on which "whistle" you blow! ha ha ha ha

"you may have picked up syphillis" "gee i thought her name was Ann"

@ngo7156

2 жыл бұрын

That's Miss Syphillus Ann to you, cousin to Miss Typhoid Mary. Lol ; )

@larrybelitsky1444

2 жыл бұрын

Always thought "Chlamydia" sounded like an exotic girls name !

@lostronin380

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrybelitsky1444, Hey wise guy, stay away from my sister. 😏

@thecoldglassofwatershow

2 жыл бұрын

@@larrybelitsky1444 or Diarrhea

@GaZonk100

2 жыл бұрын

lol

The best part is the opening band music. Imagine, the composer being told to write opening band music for a syphillis movie! He has to capture the idea of syphillis in music.

@ianmiles2505

2 жыл бұрын

Indeed, that is what syphillis sounds like.

@drinkthekoolaidkids

2 жыл бұрын

@@ianmiles2505 🤣

@ElizabethBattle

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@lotstodo

2 жыл бұрын

Apparently syphilis has a stiletto sound.

@OU-gp3rg

2 жыл бұрын

For some reason I can hear Tom Sawyer by Rush opening up this masterpiece short film😂

It’s nothing to clap about

@raybin6873

2 жыл бұрын

Stop being such a crab...😁

@sheilagravely5621

2 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha. Good one.👍🏻

@sheilagravely5621

2 жыл бұрын

@@raybin6873 👏👏👏👏👏👍🏻😅

@dstrong5897

2 жыл бұрын

Clever!! 😆

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

Witty!!

I’m glad the war department gave the go ahead to show this on KZread.

@dmimz7691

2 ай бұрын

Lol

And the Oscar for best short film on youtube goes to the war department.😂

"Boy oh boy, when the directors over in Hollywood hear about my performance in this VD film, I'll be acting with Bogart and Cagney in no time!"

@jimmygrant424

2 жыл бұрын

Who???......... just kidding I'm old enough to know who they are

@holydiver73

2 жыл бұрын

Paul Kelly had already done both on The Roaring Twenties.

@GaZonk100

2 жыл бұрын

lol😄

13:46 "Even a whistle can get messy." Epic, absolutely epic.

"Yeah but she's clean, you can see that!" Famous last words 😂

0:06 "This film will not be shown to the general public without permission from the War Department." We don't want them knowing what our soldiers get up to when they go out on the town!

@lezzman

2 жыл бұрын

@James Doolittle Too bad it wasn't made by the Army...then they could call it "Privates on Parade" 😆 I'd be interested to see it, but I somehow doubt Yout Youb would allow it.

@lezzman

2 жыл бұрын

@James Doolittle Sounds like wonderful family time viewing!

@Vinnie101a

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine the actor’s wives seeing their menfolk in this film. Never believe it’s not their husbands.

@ghostcityshelton9378

2 жыл бұрын

When I was a Drill Sargent we showed movies something like this and I had a girl ask a question while the film was still going on;" How'd she get it on her mouth?' 🤔 I told her she'd find out by watching the film as I stopped the others in the class from laughing. It really isn't a laughing matter. Look at what happened to ganster Al Capone, at the end he was 'fishing' in his huge swimming pool. He was scared to death being in that prison in Philly, claimed men he'd murdered were visiting him in his cell. Some of that may have been the disease messing with his brain but I tend to believe some of the hauntings were real.

@texasred2702

2 жыл бұрын

@James Doolittle ah, yes, I remember that one well. That one and the shop safety training film (yes, kiddos, it was film in them days) that had the degloved fingers where the guy got his wedding ring caught in a line and the guy who was scalped by a rotating shaft. To this day I don't wear a watch or rings.

I love the canned dialogue and overly scripted speech of these US Army films and all TV media made during the 30s, 40s and 50s. There’s a definite undertone of “Fast Talking High Trousers” running through all of it. It’s just so damn charming, like an Abbot and Costello short or a Three Stooges Act. I just can’t get enough of it.

@MarioMastar

8 ай бұрын

They had to make it all seem jovial and motivating for those who were drafted in. Course it's easier to PLAY a soldier than to actually be one. Kind of funny how night and day modern training videos are by comparison where they scare you straight through the film but since it's all volunteer now (and a paid job), the threat of getting fired from the military holds a lot more water. Still both make for great entertainment...ironically. XD

@beardlessodin945

8 ай бұрын

@@MarioMastar no doubt! Happy Halloween, friend!

Listening to how they talk and watching their mannerisms makes me miss my grandfather, he was a good man and talked just like this , he was in the same war

He didn't catch it from Ann, he gave it to her, he caught it in the john from the guy whose ass he slaps at the beginning.

@prall0915

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂 Your terrible!

@Susie_Floozie

2 жыл бұрын

Excellent plot twist!

@K-Riz314

2 жыл бұрын

😂👏

@TheSilmarillian

2 жыл бұрын

Mmmmmm

@mwbright

2 жыл бұрын

People don't realize, you can even catch the clap from kissing a toilet.

This film should have received an academy award.

@TheIrishrogue68

3 жыл бұрын

For best comedy?

@vikmarisco5679

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Vinnie101a

2 жыл бұрын

It was well acted and professionally produced. The captain was very believable.

@juliac9080

2 жыл бұрын

Right?! How does an old army VD video be better than current Hollywood garbage?

@MarioMastar

8 ай бұрын

@@juliac9080When the army tells you to make a video, the director has a gun to his head....hence the actual effort.

"Well maybe we ought to sell some tickets." Is quite probably the greatest variant of "Get a room."

"This film will not be shown to the general public without permission from the War Department." Nope..... The way kids screw around today, this film should be shown in Schools ! Just remake it in glorious technicolour.

@simonf8902

2 жыл бұрын

And show images of herpes and syphilis sores !

@francisphillips53

2 жыл бұрын

It's cooler in black and white.

@ArmyOne519

2 жыл бұрын

Dam Right

@damianrobinson422

2 жыл бұрын

capote. Don't care anymore.

@thomasschwab1727

2 жыл бұрын

@@simonf8902 right. Visual proof is more effective than audio.

"...no sign of syphilis..." announced for the entire ward to hear. The good old non-PC days!

@merriweather3124

2 жыл бұрын

No HIPAA regulations like today.

@deepsleep7822

2 жыл бұрын

Sometimes public humiliation does a better job than pics and a lecture.

@kluna1000

2 жыл бұрын

It’s worse today! Now they ask personal health questions in public. “You vaccinated??” None of your got damn business!

20:11 "Good luck," the doctor tells him. No doc, having good luck is what got him in this mess.

@francisphillips53

2 жыл бұрын

Lol..

@johnbarrera7934

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

Still a better love story than Twilight

Wow. In the context of other movies of this era this is a fantastically well done production. Great casting, great writing, timeless story, get music accompaniment, great editing, great sound, great acting.

@no.step.on.snek.2423

2 жыл бұрын

I thought the same thing.. like watching an old classic movie

@seltaeb3302

2 жыл бұрын

You're weird!😉

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

almost makes a fella want to get a little syphilis, EH BOYS?

@janetrawlings1691

2 жыл бұрын

Just love 💘it great 👍 job 👏

@michaelkaminski8339

2 жыл бұрын

It's nothing special for the era, just another Warner Brothers production from the 1940's to help the war effort. There's Paul Kelly of 'The Roaring Twenties' fame playing the Captain and the trumpet player, shots taken right out of Cassablanca.....

6:03 "Well, (long pause) why don't you ask me what I want." whoa, that put me on the edge of my seat

I wish there was a place to just leave general comments about the channel. There are many many people watching this and I know my opinion doesn’t count for anything, but this is one of my most favorite channels. you have given hours of enjoyment to so many, it allows us to reflect on our fairly recent past. Warmest regards and bless you - thank you for such an organized playlist too

@ghostcityshelton9378

2 жыл бұрын

Hi ! Of course your opinions are important ! Don't ever put yourself down, we're all on this planet for a reson. You're only a rug IF you let others walk all over you. I was in the Army for 26 years, seven as a Drill Sargent. I didn't do the yelling 'thing' unless I really had too. No one ever quit, got hurt or went AWOL in all that time. I treated my 'troopies' the way I wanted to be treated. Were there some 'knockle heads'? Sure, but they came around. In the begining half of the room had leadership duties, then half way through basic the other side had leadership duties BUT they knew who was in charge, there's a fine line betwwen being a 'friend' and being in charge. 'You' take charge of your life, make goals and see them through ...than make new goals, that keeps life interresting. Don't ever be a rug. I wish you the best of everything and good luck. 🤘👻💖

@kdawson020279

2 жыл бұрын

I have been able to find a lot of public interest films here, the War Department films from this era have some serious production value. I wholeheartedly agree with your opinion and like the above commenter said, your opinion is as valid as anyone else's. Plus, as I was taught, you should never hesitate to praise but discretion is the better part of valor on criticism that isn't constructive. I hope you have a fantastic day!

@wildancrazy159

2 жыл бұрын

I like that, a decent Di can move mountains and make great warriors. Good life Brother, hope your good..

@RjBenjamin353

2 жыл бұрын

Ahhhh Shut up!!!!

@namelessgrace6319

2 жыл бұрын

Totally agree. I'm going to check out more from this channel just because of this comment! 👏

Holy shit! Its a frigging major production! Damn The signal corps had their shit together back then!

@PeriscopeFilm

2 жыл бұрын

Half of Hollywood worked on these films during WWII. That's why they are so impressive. Consider becoming a member kzread.info/dash/bejne/gXh2uZWphsTOhag.html

One thing these old training films emphasize is the consequences to bad decisions.

@francisphillips53

2 жыл бұрын

That's the idea..

@RjBenjamin353

2 жыл бұрын

No shit Sherlock!

@chadhaire1711

2 жыл бұрын

like voting for a senile dipshit like Biden....

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I was thinking... Unfolding before our eyes...

@tonyalittau3944

2 жыл бұрын

@@RjBenjamin353 in the company of A$$HOLES TO TOP IT OFF! Obviously... 🤫

It’s amazing how much production quality went into this, arguably more than some modern day tv shows

The "fun" part was pretty cheesy, but the stuff with the doc talking to the GIs was actually pretty good!

@rosemarydudley9954

2 жыл бұрын

Caius Octavius .... Good choice of a word there "Cheesy" ...

@CaesarCapone

2 жыл бұрын

@@rosemarydudley9954 Omg, I didn't even think about that! Very nice catch!

This was almost too painful to watch. As a physician, it was extremely accurate, and well done. Other than they left out oral and anal syph and GC, and I'm sure there was never a gay guy in that man's army. I'm still scratching my head as to what the other really bad ones are. HIV won't show up for at least 35 years. Anyway, cute film. I built my house treating gonorrhea and syphilis. Treat em with a tad of respect, a little humor, you make a friend for life. And they always come back with it again! Guaranteed.

@sclogse1

2 жыл бұрын

What part of town do you have an office In?

@hounddog946

2 жыл бұрын

@@sclogse1 yeah, I need an appointment also. I think I got it from a toilet seat.

@staralioflundnv

2 жыл бұрын

@David H --You have an interesting (and sort of humorous story) and since you have worked in the medical field, maybe you can tell me. Have the treatment and patient education protocols changed much over the past 35 years about STDs? These Periscope Films are great for learning historical perspective. I'm just an ole elementary school teacher, but I love history and this video was in my feed. Thanks much.

@davidh9844

2 жыл бұрын

@@staralioflundnv Well, scare tactics don't work. Our choice of medications has improved greatly. Ancient Penicillin G is still the mainstay of syphilis therapy, although Azithromycin is a much more humane drug. We use a lot of doxycycline/tetracycline for chlamydial urethritis. And there is it issue of drug resistance. But generally speaking, once you start dripping, you become very humble, very quickly.

@davidh9844

2 жыл бұрын

@@hounddog946 You cannot get syphilis from a toilet seat. Well, maybe you can, but it's gonna hurt like hell. You CAN get herpes simplex from a toilet seat, a damp towel at the gym, and sitting in the wrong place at the wrong time. I've seen it. Or he was one hell of a great liar.

I remember sick call in the army at AIT at the TMC. I was in for a non-VD issue. Some poor private came in and whispered to the triage nurse his problem. She kept saying “I can’t hear you”and eventually he was forced to scream “I HAVE HAVE VD”!!!

@buckshot6481

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah they love to do that !

@drizler

2 жыл бұрын

We have our fun…….they have theirs 🥺

@masterbondofox8982

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks for your service!

I like how he blames the woman, even though he shouldn't have been cheating on his girlfriend in the first place. No cheat = no dose. That's a life lesson, guys.

@thecoldglassofwatershow

2 жыл бұрын

Facts but he got it from the dude’s ass he slaps in the beginning at :55

@stefanadamcik8221

2 жыл бұрын

Shouldnt there have been a follow through where the army prophylactic office contacts the infected woman to prevent that floozy from infecting the whole division?

@emilyreed3526

2 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure they're both floozies.

@highonimmi

2 жыл бұрын

If he knew her name and where she was traveling to/lived.

@karlosvulture7707

2 жыл бұрын

Absolutely right.... And if a person can cheat on the person that they proclaim to love then that person deserves to be punished....

This is one of the films that Hawkeye Pierce was always talking about!

@jeffreywilliams144

2 жыл бұрын

Know I Don't Want to See This Masterpiece. Thanks!

@thomasharrison3126

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, like the VD film, " Handsel & Regrettle" !

@francisphillips53

2 жыл бұрын

Lol.. thats true.

@kimmieh8419

2 жыл бұрын

Awwww!!! MASH! I loved that show! Reminds me of my daddy! That and Barney Miller! 🥰🥰

@micheleerwin2848

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, he dreaded those. If anyone would have an STD, it would have been captain pierce.

'On the hotseat' is an old Navy term where men with VD could use only the latrine painted red until they were treated and cleared. The inevitable briefing we always got from our CO who'd turn red talking about it in Germany before dismissing us for the weekend was "Wrap that little guy up!". God Bless You Captain Yates!

@texasstadium

2 жыл бұрын

I did not know that term. And our ship could have used Captain Yates!

@Vydio

2 жыл бұрын

When someone caught VD in my unit they made the CO put a box of condoms on the CQ desk. The first sergeant then had to announce to the whole unit to make use of them.

@jacksongraydon2503

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine getting a disease from a toilet. You miss the fun part and go straight to the lifelong negative consequences lol

@sharonrigs7999

8 ай бұрын

​@@jacksongraydon2503If that ever happened. A toilet seat....sure

@tomhaskett5161

8 ай бұрын

Graffiti seen in a public restroom "It's no use standing on the seat, the crabs in here can jump 10 feet"

The best advice I heard given to an Airman..."Keep the soldier at ease and in the barracks!"

Best thing in the whole video is the look on the nurse's face as they are working their way down the VD ward. She is an absolute treasure. 😆

Jazz, the devils music. Nothing good ever happens when jazz is playing.

@seltaeb3302

2 жыл бұрын

In my army days we saw them & drugs films every few years & the music was carefully selected to create a nauseous feeling. It worked & I lasted half way & then left to be sick🤢🤮.

@biphkreimier8210

2 жыл бұрын

I blame jazz for my looseness in college. Yeah. It was the jazz

@kimmieh8419

2 жыл бұрын

I actually feel bad that my like was the 69th😬😳

@surgicalshooter911

2 жыл бұрын

@@biphkreimier8210 🎷🎼🎺🤣👍

@juanelorriaga2840

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah usually those parts in movies shows the drinking or the ravages of heroin reminds me of Sinatra in “Man With The Golden Arm”

Sheesh, Buddy! He could've avoided all of this if he'd taken "no" for answer the first second, and third time she said it.

If he hadn't been such a predatory creep trying to get Ann drunk..."she was only a kid I tell ya"

@yan24to

2 жыл бұрын

She'd been round the block a few times.

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

not Anne, no way

@ericjohnson8001

2 жыл бұрын

Never mind that he was picking up 15 year old girls ---

@submechanophobia768

2 жыл бұрын

That post right there is what causes so much strife in young men. Your saying that convincing women to have sex is wrong. This is what men are supposed to do, it's their nature. Desiring sex from the opposite sex is not creepy or predatory. Men are suppose to sow their wild oats. it's not wrong!

@illbeyourstumbleine

2 жыл бұрын

@@submechanophobia768 if you need to get her drunk to have sex with you there's a problem. If that's a situation that is a common occurrence for you maybe do a little self inventory and soul searching to figure out why a sober woman doesn't find you appealing. I can't find another reason this obvious statement on right and wrong would offend you.

The department of defense had quite a budget to be making what is essentially a feature quality film.

This is almost like what would happen when I was in the Navy in the early '70s. The captain would post the rating of the port we were in of the chances of getting VD. Then, when we would pull out, he would post a list of all the men that got VD.

@rickysickles1429

3 жыл бұрын

hahahahah

@20alphabet

3 жыл бұрын

It was quite a bit different in 1944 on Saipan.

@superduty4556

3 жыл бұрын

When you would pull out? Lmao.

@highonimmi

3 жыл бұрын

i thought you were supposed to slip it on before ya slip it in....

@mwbright

3 жыл бұрын

Being an enlisted man in the Navy is Hell on earth. I´d rather get laid, and have to take an antibiotic than not. Especially if you´re in your early 20s.

Went to Vietnam in Febuary 68, as a Marine. May as well been on the planet Mars. Those first few week in-country you would believe anything some old in-country veteran would tell you. The legend of the “black-syph was the first I one heard. It was a ultra strong strain of syphilis. They would send you to island of the coast of Vietnam to wither and die. Your parents would be sent a telegram notifying them that you were declared missing-action…….What a freaking crock! Took you about a week or two figure it was a bunch of bull. But when the next newbie reported in, you were were the one passing on the legend. My buddy and I still crack each other up about being sent there. Gotta love it. .

@Arthur5260

2 жыл бұрын

That rumor was still around in the Army in the 80s. Except it was Korea.

@clarkrice

2 жыл бұрын

Korea IS the "island" dummy! You must be a Jarhead

@anon2427

2 жыл бұрын

A telegram??

@harrykuheim6107

Жыл бұрын

That's the Old End Shitter rumor...USMC 70-74

@CoalMiner379

Жыл бұрын

Thank you for your service sir, Welcome Home Marine! SEMPER FI

"...But I thought syphilis was just a bad case of diarrhea!" I blew coffee out of my nose with that one!

Жыл бұрын

You may have misheard, it was "a bad case of gonohrea", which was a common misconception at the time.

I love it how the doc just calls out green for a negative syphillis test in front of everyone. Thats the army for ya.

@highonimmi

2 жыл бұрын

They were in the vd ward. It prolly gave the others hope

Unbelievable. Very educational though. When I was a girl there was a sweet lady who lived nearby. She was paralyzed from the waist down. I heard my mother and a neighbor say that her husband gave her the bad disease. Later on I learned it was syphilis. She never walked again and her unfaithful husband had to carry her in and out to the car. Very sad but true.

5:27 "I hope you don't think I'm in the habit of talking to strangers" says Little Miss Yo-Yo knickers.

@highonimmi

2 жыл бұрын

You know you’re in trouble when she drops her pan-tays the sound of an lst door opening is heard👍

@no.step.on.snek.2423

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@steelhere5519

2 жыл бұрын

Today that sort of behavior is called - "Acting brand new."

@manano06

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@texasred2702

2 жыл бұрын

An exchange as ancient and ritualized as kabuki.

The Navy was showing films of the same vintage when I was in, 1964 - 1968.

We need more proactive material like this these days. People are beyond ignorant since the 1960's "revolution"

@glenncordova4027

Жыл бұрын

A lot of people today would try to pray the syphilis away. 😅

I thought this would be funnier to watch but now I'm just chillin here with my legs crossed FOREVER LOL

@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059

2 жыл бұрын

Please don't say forever, all we'll have left is sittin' around the campfire, drinkin' hard cider, hittin' each other on the shoulder and hollerin' 'flinch!'

@jeffreese1828

2 жыл бұрын

"Oh c'mon , doll ! Don't you know there's a war on ? Everything's gotta move faster now....look there's a nice bush over there" . lol

@snookycooky

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, trust me, you DON'T want to catch gonorrhea

@ArmyOne519

2 жыл бұрын

Go Girl 😉🇺🇸

@matthewjdouglas6471

2 жыл бұрын

I feel physically sick. I don't know how I never got a dose as a young man. Because I had unprotected sex often during the 90s. I've been tested for hepatitis and hiv aids and I'm happy to say I'm negative. But more luck than judgement I guess

Anne has been around that dance floor a few times I reckon.

It's still a threat to those serving. I was wounded by gonorrhea three times during my service. Twice in Asia, once in Europe. And this was less than 15 years ago. But I knew when I signed on the dotted line to serve my country and protect its freedoms that there would be a risk that I'd experience the hell of serving overseas. I'm not a hero, but I served in the company of heroes.

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

rofl

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

the poor guy was thrice wounded by the enemy

@DBS5755

Жыл бұрын

**Salute to your downstairs solider** Thank you for service little solider.

My dad served over 20 years. He's been dead since '90. Back in the day they gave the men a can not a pack of smokes all packed tight. And a can of tightly packed blue 'safety' Trojans for their first leave. I still have his can of smokes and his can of blue Trojan 'safetys'. Lol

Always showed an enlisted soldier catching the bug, good thing no officers can catch it.. The officer corp is immune to any VDs..

@jimjones395

2 жыл бұрын

Not immune, just more often more intelligent than enlisted personnel therefore smart enough to wrap it or keep it in their pants....

@smokeyray5017

2 жыл бұрын

Disease of the "Privates"

@almostfm

2 жыл бұрын

@@smokeyray5017 Well played, sir. Well played indeed.

@whtbobwntsbobget

2 жыл бұрын

That's because these films were meant to be shown to enlisted

@josephdelatorre3751

2 жыл бұрын

Officers who catch any diseases, are isolated from the enlisted men. But I can assure you they do it just as much.

I was 19. Got engaged to a very nice English guy. (I was a virgin). Along with my ring that night, he also gave me a roaring case of the clap. Needless to say, I didn't marry him..

@misterfister7262

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@turdferguson2982

2 жыл бұрын

How romantic!!!

@holdmyhand9573

2 жыл бұрын

Smart woman!!! Saved yourself a lot of trouble.

@chrisbates61

2 жыл бұрын

Funny that u shared that story 🤣😂😄

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

my boy turd furgeson sure knows how to lay on top of a lady

Film on not getting killed at war in Japan: 12 minutes Film on not catching STIs: 32 min.

@steelhere5519

2 жыл бұрын

Film on race relations: 00:00:00.

@brucesmith9144

2 жыл бұрын

This one is much better than not getting killed (that was really corny).

@kcncj

2 жыл бұрын

@@steelhere5519 Not true; for example, kzread.info/dash/bejne/fZOFxMWQkdSwgpM.html, a War Dept production from 1944 which promoted tolerance by showing the patriotism, dignity, and competence of Black soldiers. It was called by one historian "a watershed in the use of film to promote racial tolerance". The film emphasized the substantial positives without wringing its hands over the negatives in the society of the time.

@epicfail5473

2 жыл бұрын

@@steelhere5519 There actually was a film on black Americans in the navy. It's like 30ish minutes. There's also various ones regarding island natives, and one regarding Japanese culture from what I've seen.

Never mind all that! Did you get permission from the war department to upload this?😂

@jimwednt1229

2 жыл бұрын

No such department anymore.

@thomasschwab1727

2 жыл бұрын

@@jimwednt1229 just changed the name to DOD. Still the same except for the name change.

@Matt-kg3ge

2 жыл бұрын

You weren't even thought of when the war department was around.

@thomasschwab1727

2 жыл бұрын

@@Matt-kg3ge but you were right

@jimwednt1229

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasschwab1727 , a lot of things change with the name . America began getting into the police action/wars and the unwinnable wars because they wouldn't go into all out war instead the just "defended" Any tactician knows that you can't win by defending alone . Sure they were engaged in warfare but the political view looks better to call it the DOD . War used to be some America avoided. We stayed out of other countries entanglements and we prospered greatly ,in quality of life and in terms of wealth.

Guy Outside: Looks at girl photo: “Is that her?” Furlough Guy: “No, that photo came with the wallet!”

@manano06

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣💀

@thecoldglassofwatershow

2 жыл бұрын

It came with the frame

@HerculesRockefellerESQ

2 жыл бұрын

I didn't see your comment before I made mine. Same basic deal. 😆

@GaZonk100

2 жыл бұрын

lol

"Even a whistle can get messy". Words of truth

Some girls gave me the clap ... thankfully it was a standing ovation.

@lisamilani3824

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe 🪖🪖

@NotaVampyre111

2 жыл бұрын

Standing ovulation?

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

outta here

Wow! Kevin Spacey has been around a LOT longer than I thought!

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

and he used to be even gayer!

@meaowsandwhistles

2 жыл бұрын

Omg it is to !

@guitarguru.3572

2 жыл бұрын

I could have swore I saw Bruce Campbell in there, too

Remember boys, avoid strange girls in train stations.

@keithparker5103

2 жыл бұрын

Schmaltzy The Golem. Handjob only if it is a girl you don't know. That motto has probably kept me out of trouble.

@johnhealy7175

2 жыл бұрын

THANK YOU. I WILL.

Love this content and preserving it. Sometimes I get inspired by clips of dialogue and resample them in my electronic music. Your channel looks like a goldmine for this. Thank you!

@MarioMastar

8 ай бұрын

Ooooh, I bet those songs are FIRE!

I saw this film in 1966 as a junior in high school, which was shown in the school's auditorium with multiple groups of students. It was indeed a "scare film" to discourage kids from getting too carried away on dates. Upon exiting the auditorium, I distinctly recall one girl (who I had an enormous crush on) remarking to her friend "Did you see that chancre? Ugh!" So the film did have its intended effect, at least on her.

@williamhollman3763

2 жыл бұрын

Was condoms around and if so were they used or encouraged? Thanks 😊

@edborrelli2786

2 жыл бұрын

@@williamhollman3763 lol of course condoms were around hahaha don't make them feel that old

@dr.vinnyboombatz22

2 жыл бұрын

And then she went home and banged the Football team

@kbobdonahue1966

2 жыл бұрын

Definitely scared the students straight

@ElizabethBattle

2 жыл бұрын

@@dr.vinnyboombatz22 That absolutely cracked me up for some reason.😅😅

My Dad was a Chaplain in the United States Army. Once a month he did a Character Guidance Lecture to the troops and used films like this.

No mention of the 'Brolly treatment' - that was enough for me to change my ways !

Wow this should be shown in schools

@castielsgranny4308

3 жыл бұрын

When I was a kid we saw all kinds of stuff like this. Late 1960’s.

@bustakitayancey7261

3 жыл бұрын

I agree. This should be shown to all teens. Not that watered down crapola.

@steve-ph9yg

2 жыл бұрын

@@castielsgranny4308 we saw this kinda stuff in the early 70’s

This was excellent! Better than most of the garbage on television today.

The medical officer is played by Paul Kelly, he was a tough guy actor in Hollywood appearing in films from the mid 1910’s through to the 1950’s. In 1927 he did 2 years in prison for manslaughter So strange to see him in a film taking about social diseases.

I love the old movies also. Keeps your attention and this was useful. Although I already know about this. It was a good film to show soldiers who just got into the military. Kept them on their toes.

Ironically Greene gets his frank and beans blown off during battle.

@almostfm

2 жыл бұрын

Good old Cpl "Bullet Magnet" Greene.

@susiesmith6455

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

During BMT in the 60s the trainees were shown a film warning of the dangers of VD. One of the rumors was there was a strain of syphilis that if you contacted it you would be sent to an island for isolation for life. In the 60s basic pay for an enlisted was $87 per month.

@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059

2 жыл бұрын

That was for leprosy.

@fperry8613

2 жыл бұрын

That what I was told in basic in the 80’s. Then got to my duty station in Germany. An old NCO told us new guys the same thing.

@sgt.duke.mc_50

2 жыл бұрын

In Marine training before going to & in Vietnam in '68-'69 we were told variations of "black syphilis" stories that would result in being sent to some island in the Philippines, there to be abandoned until a cure could be found, if not, tough shitola. 😃

@calbob750

2 жыл бұрын

@@cletusspucklerstablejeaniu1059 They told us it was for a specific strain of VD. This was repeated in several medical venues. Yes, leprosy could have been isolated. There were antibiotics for leprosy in the 60s.

@wyldebyll3089

2 жыл бұрын

They said it was the "Bull Head" clap in 'Nam.

This is so well done ! It’s tragically sad but so educational. They should still show it. It’s probably even more effective today. 👏👏👏

@mikezylstra7514

Жыл бұрын

I've seen enough. That chancre. I swear I'll never have sex with anybody ever again, so help me Gawd!

@jasonwiley798

Жыл бұрын

Bet you do

Not a word about spreading it to loved ones

Saving Ryan's Privates!

@billhuber2964

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@billhuber2964

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

Doc always had a supply of penicillin in the fridge for his Marines. As I recall, he used up most of it whenever we deployed to Korea or the Philippines. That's why Marines love their Corpsman!

"Say is that her?" No, that's her cousin, why you think I'm carrying the picture around? 🤣

Very interesting. Thanks so much for posting!

@PeriscopeFilm

2 жыл бұрын

Glad you enjoyed it! Love our channel? Help us save and post more orphaned films! Support us on Patreon: www.patreon.com/PeriscopeFilm Even a really tiny contribution can make a difference.

Chancres Aweigh!

@GaZonk100

2 жыл бұрын

haha!

"Nobody wants to have idiot cripple children!" It always makes me laugh to hear something that is obviously true, but that people aren't allowed to say anymore...

@dentoncustoms

2 жыл бұрын

Its a big problem. We need to be honest with ourselves.

@stefanmolnapor910

2 жыл бұрын

I still talk like this, I will never self sensor!

@jimfinigan1681

2 жыл бұрын

I remember when the word "Retarded" was a clinical term. These days, if you say that word, people act like you just said the filthiest insult ever spoken.

@housewifehoneybee2784

2 жыл бұрын

@Dios you're right, i mean look how great our country is doing now with the democrats in charge. Oh wait....

@jimfinigan1681

2 жыл бұрын

@Dios They voted for the thing, you know, come on, man!

That was so much more entertaining than anything made today. Clean as a whistle...

The guy losing his mind from the syphilis was truly horrifying.

@damianrobinson422

2 жыл бұрын

Ask capone.

@prall0915

2 жыл бұрын

@@damianrobinson422 Was my first thought that came to mind watching him.

@vinnieviddivicci5459

2 жыл бұрын

No shit.

@imarvg8285

2 жыл бұрын

Its worse now with the new drug resistant strains.

@peterkirgan6850

2 жыл бұрын

Ask Donald Trump!!!

My husband was in the RAF in the fifties, he was stationed for two years in Malaya. He said they were shown a horrible film about VD and how it affected you, how not to catch it and if you did catch it what to do. He said it frightened them!😂

@mikezylstra7514

Жыл бұрын

And, as you well know, frightened men can't get it up. I'm sure it worked well.

Smooth move Johnnie!

im surprised we didnt see him die in europe somewhere and get to see his mother weeping, before being reminded of just how dangerous a 'night in the town' can truly be. the end.

@GaZonk100

2 жыл бұрын

lol

Good film. Sure scared me. Didn't hear any advice about wearing a helmet. At least that I could understand. Could have done without seeing a gaping sore on a real live trouser snake, but I guess that was the exclamation point.

@vickyross3997

2 жыл бұрын

Km

@thomaspayne6866

2 жыл бұрын

I could’ve done without the snake

@katerineella274

2 жыл бұрын

Yeh. They are ugly.

@drinkthekoolaidkids

2 жыл бұрын

Well thats why it wasn't supposed to be shown to the G.P ....

Never mind VD, gardening in the US Army must be bloody dangerous if you need to wear a tin hat!

@JacksonHoulihan

2 жыл бұрын

I was in the Army and I can confirm that weeding and gardening were very dangerous.

@KB4QAA

2 жыл бұрын

DJ: What? Haven't you heard of those dangerous Potato Cannons? :)

@seltaeb3302

2 жыл бұрын

You've never met a RSM!

@kannibiskat4208

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣As a kid, in the 80s,I made huge potato 🥔 cannons .🤪..Definitely hurtcha good 🤣🤣

Love these films from day one as a soldier. All you can say bloody he'll, clap, clap.

"I've got something to go home for... take a look at THAT" *Hands Private a picture of her gal* *Private looks at a picture with only one person in it* "Is that her?"

@ontoyoualways9183

2 жыл бұрын

Then dips his stick in a sludge hole.

@susangraham9879

2 жыл бұрын

I know right? At first he seems like a good guy but then.... 🤮

@mackhomie6

2 жыл бұрын

hhaha is that her

@gingermarie551

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe it was a rhetorical question? He was amazed at what a beauty.

@gregingram4996

2 жыл бұрын

Right! It should've been, "Is that she?"

Her "A girl has to have some self respect" Him "But this is different"

“She’s gonna be a librarian”, lmfao!! 😂😂

@truekaliban4674

2 жыл бұрын

'Could HAPPEN! There'd be a lot of D. H. Lawrence, Anais Nin, Henry Miller....

@MrDuane-lr8dm

2 жыл бұрын

He must not have known that smart women could also be secretaries. And she's cute too, which would have helped her get raises and that promotion to the much ballyhooed executive assistant job she had her eye on ever since Kathy got promoted to bosses wife after she got pregnant during a late night at the office taking dictation.

@Defender78

2 жыл бұрын

12:20 take the lovely lady out for a romp in the woods!

@aspiceronni4462

2 жыл бұрын

And shes smart too.

@realist8967

2 жыл бұрын

So, she can read.

Thanks for showing this.

Wow! This is kind of graphic - yet honest - for this time period.

Johnny looks like a real life version of private snafu

@christopherbrown7766

2 жыл бұрын

Situation normal all f***** up

@kbobdonahue1966

2 жыл бұрын

He looked like a "Private Snafu" although the cartoon was much funnier. 🤣

Acting in the 40's has a very unique style to it its great. Id demolish Ann by the way.

Johnny: Coerces woman into drinking and sex Also Johnny: She had an STD, what a horrible person!

@AR15andGOD

2 жыл бұрын

She literally agreed to sleep with him and drink with him. Don't act like women aren;t in full control of themselves. You're a sexist mysoginist who thinks women can't control themselves or have any self responsibility.

@JDAbelRN

Жыл бұрын

He complimented her many times, though, " she was so clean".

@suncoasthoast9479

Жыл бұрын

She is a swell kid! Don’t you dare talk down on her. She’s not company for a “Hugh Mann”

And then the "Dear John Letter' arrived and then the girl at home was always portrayed as the villain because she couldn't wait for her man to come home.

Probably the oldest quote during training (boot camp and then follow up): "Remember Boys! Flies Cause Disease!! So Keep Your Buttoned UP!!!" (Which is why Band Of Brothers had it on one their shows)

@CameTo

2 жыл бұрын

Remember boys, flies spread disease! so keep yours closed

@timengineman2nd714

2 жыл бұрын

@@CameTo Hey, its been 42 years and several months since I was in boot camp!

@CameTo

2 жыл бұрын

@@timengineman2nd714 wow! The saying didn't change very much ;)

@timengineman2nd714

2 жыл бұрын

@@CameTo In fact, now that I read your quote, I misremembered the correct saying!

@Vydio

2 жыл бұрын

Well I did hear a good one at Aberdeen Proving Grounds .... a nurse was speaking to a bunch of new arrivals regarding the high rate of venereal infections lately. She said I can't understand why folks feel the need to pay to get an infection, but it seems many do.

"She's a clean kid you can just see that" 😂😂😂😂

@vikmarisco5679

2 жыл бұрын

"Clean as a whistle i tell ya" "Even whistles get messy" had me rolling

@simonf8902

2 жыл бұрын

She showers daily. 😳

@johnreno4156

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@jjs8426

2 жыл бұрын

@@dstrong5897 eh if you run in those circles, change 'em then.

More information in Doctor surgeries,night clubs and school and universities I needed, especially at a time and an age like this one!!!!!!!

This is Disneyland stuff. The "medical" movies they showed us in the French Navy in the 70's were real hardcore stuff. Some really "worrying"... Not that it ever stopped one of us trailing the brothels in every port we went. For the unlucky ones, a few shots of penicillin a few days after leaving port. The best time of my life those 7 years !

@2212db

2 жыл бұрын

The Royal Air Force had a very graphic film for us in the mid 80's. The one they showed about drugs would end drug use if they showed it in schools, but I'm pretty sure they wouldn't be allowed to, in case it upset the children.

@sclogse1

2 жыл бұрын

Hardcore. That sounds like closeups of lesions. So, shown before or after lunch?

@lecoqjeannot3358

2 жыл бұрын

@@sclogse1 Yep, closeups of the "possible consequences" But wouldn't have stopped us from lunch or dinner !

@johndaut2838

2 жыл бұрын

In High School in 1968 they were real graphic.

@jacksonirving4594

2 жыл бұрын

😉