Heck I wouldn't have reported the second guy, I'd hire him as a house sitter.

@pritikagurung4521

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@SirElderock

3 жыл бұрын

it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

@mksislive2242

3 жыл бұрын

same

@johnedwards4235

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirElderock I mean if he cleans the entire place and nothing is missing after the initial scare I'd be offering him a place to stay in exchange for him cleaning

@pollypockets508

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirElderock blanket of wetness

The “come in to weigh your drugs properly” made me laugh so hard😂

@Lawand

2 жыл бұрын

Same

If someone broke into my home and washed the dishes, I wouldn’t press charges. 🤷🏽‍♂️😂

@luthermorrisjr1657

3 жыл бұрын

🤷🏿‍♀️😂

@Bxttxr.

3 жыл бұрын

🤷🏾‍♀️😂

@felixfauxington99

3 жыл бұрын

Bro, I’d hire them as a cleaner

@Marvin_Aethos

3 жыл бұрын

This reply section wants me to commit drown.

@reynahielo9081

3 жыл бұрын

Synth your grammar makes me want to commit drown

You can't call that second one a burglar. Especially if his intent wasn't so much to rob the place, but rather just squat in it. I think trespasser is more accurate. Maybe, home invader but it's a fine line.

@jedinutcracker

3 жыл бұрын

if that happened to my place i wouldent even press charges, man did me a favor

@luthermorrisjr1657

3 жыл бұрын

Dook Dook I know right?

@ilkkarautio2449

3 жыл бұрын

Home invasion implies that youre attacking a house that has inhabitants in it. Could a regular burglary be attempted home invasion? Like there almost was someone in. 🤔

@charlieo1482

3 жыл бұрын

@@jedinutcracker Yeah, Id even offer him a job cleaning my house for me. Win/Win.

@SakuraNyan

3 жыл бұрын

​@@100percentNotaBot It was a two year conditional discharge, not jail time.

The second "burglar" was actually really kind. Dumb but at least he cared

@tonyacosta4574

Жыл бұрын

I would keep him I hate cleaning

@pollypockets508

Жыл бұрын

I wonder if he was homeless

@90_98

10 ай бұрын

He wasn't hurting anyone

@ladyfire44

2 ай бұрын

I would've hired him as a housekeeper.

Thief: GIMME YOUR MONEY Employee: *pulls out a shotgun* Thief: Its just a prank bro uhhh calm down

@magnuslover2143

3 жыл бұрын

Lol and of course its Florida

@pdawg9208

3 жыл бұрын

While the employee was pulling out the shotgun: :D

@kyleemartin4919

3 жыл бұрын

Theif: *starts filming * "So guys I was just trying to rob these people innocently and now they pulled a gun on me. The absolute atrocity! Hashtag Cancel Cashiers! " 🤣

@jetstreamsam5983

2 жыл бұрын

america 100

@ladyfire44

Жыл бұрын

This reminds me of a story from America's Dumbest Criminals where this one dude from another town tried to rob a convenience store in Pensacola, only to be shot at by the store clerk. The store clerks are very protective about it.

6:09 I love how she is still smiling while pointing a shotgun at the robber

@k3rmitkookies928

3 жыл бұрын

same

@Firefly256

3 жыл бұрын

She knew the robber can’t get away and smiled as she pulled out a gun

@e5858

2 жыл бұрын

🔫😀

@anonyscott

2 жыл бұрын

Thank you, come again

@molten_bladeslayerofthots4872

2 жыл бұрын

“Finally! A new victim!”

The couple with the penguin is like the real life version of The Hangover 😂

@aldwynaustria1758

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@siddarathsalaria

3 жыл бұрын

Yes😂😂😂

@glucose8466

3 жыл бұрын

Me poppers penguins

@soarwavez2657

3 жыл бұрын

Lamoooooooooo

@kjack-in7pe

3 жыл бұрын

TRUE!!

6:10 Robber: Attempting to Robbing the Store Staff: Uno reverse Card

@maanmendoza5446

3 жыл бұрын

Get outta mah store - Staff

@koraljkaradekukic1482

3 жыл бұрын

Staff randomly pulls out a shotgun thats florida!

@ASAPMEXICANBOI117

3 жыл бұрын

and then the robber put the another Uno reverse Card and it keeps on going again and again till this day

@kokoslegend4850

3 жыл бұрын

Nobody, gta5 shopkeeper belike:

@mynameishikidsthisismyyout3269

3 жыл бұрын

florida man be like

A robber named Darren Kimpton invaded a house full of cops. Unluckyyy

@PersonDude993

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh

@AbcdEfg-ld4zf

3 жыл бұрын

Off size big rip to that man's career as a criminal

@calvinscarvings.66

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@robertclark2253

3 жыл бұрын

The cops were investigating a burglary that had been done by ..... Darren Kimpton . Yes Kimpton robbed the same house a few hours earlier .

@crrupte9037

3 жыл бұрын

BRUH

Plot twist: The couple didn't own the house. Lucas did.

@kpopscenario1406

3 жыл бұрын

Manas Gupta lol

@solomonyadete4631

3 жыл бұрын

wha...t

@PigBoy99

3 жыл бұрын

@@solomonyadete4631 it’s called a joke

@shiftboi4808

3 жыл бұрын

Poor Lucas

@akshobhyavarma

3 жыл бұрын

I would have payed Lucas for staying in my house man.

I would've helped that second dude out, he was so nice! He didn't even steal anything. Probably just needed a place to stay, and maybe cleaned to repay them?

@jaidathomson

2 жыл бұрын

Right

@e.wfantastic5189

2 жыл бұрын

So True

@waffie420

2 жыл бұрын

He literally a chad

@brayon7ook

2 жыл бұрын

still I wouldn't be cool with that a complete stranger in your house

@ayeshaeroticaaa

2 жыл бұрын

@@waffie420 ok…??

The second doesnt seem to be a bad person, just a person without home.

@Leoprincess3038

3 жыл бұрын

Awwww I'm watching it now 😂😂😂😂😂

@maximusy8311

3 жыл бұрын

@@Leoprincess3038 lol

@bi0nicgh0st

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

@The_Misanthropic_Magpie

3 жыл бұрын

D G how

@antoniobarbosameillon8911

3 жыл бұрын

@D G Free cleaning? Sure!

Police: hears the lady confess in French Also him: finally, years of learning French is not wasted

@Titanic-wo6bq

3 жыл бұрын

Years of academy training NOT WASTED!

@maanmendoza5446

3 жыл бұрын

*Y e s*

@milademjayy

Жыл бұрын

@@Titanic-wo6bq *He knew the language on his own they dont teach language in 6 months training.*

@rainxash

Жыл бұрын

​@@milademjayy they probably mean school

7:08 the expression of a person who excited that they know multiple languages.

@ilkkarautio2449

3 жыл бұрын

Im basicly bilingual, but my parents forgot that pretty often: everytime they fought, or even worse-opposite of fighting, they just switched the language not realising that me and my sisters knew enough to be terrified.

@ilkkarautio2449

3 жыл бұрын

Know enough to get that shocked face i mean. 😂

@davidjohnson3649

3 жыл бұрын

@@ilkkarautio2449 xD

These aren’t always dumb criminals. Many are just unlucky.

@ASAPMEXICANBOI117

3 жыл бұрын

true

@mrsmoothbrain9589

3 жыл бұрын

@what should my name be yiur name should be black circle

@daryljosephsajulga4912

3 жыл бұрын

The bag full of drugs is the dumb part.

@miwfreak4312

Жыл бұрын

I thought the same

I feel,sorry for the second guy, imagine being nice, and getting arrested

@worm2773

3 жыл бұрын

He lived in someone’s house without permission

@devog1842

3 жыл бұрын

@@worm2773 At least he cleaned it, I would have not even pressed charges

@SirElderock

3 жыл бұрын

@@devog1842 it is a scary thing to see someone you are not expecting especially in a place you think safe. You don't know what their intentions are and in the rush of the occasion of knowing someone who was not suppose to be there is there especially if they are a stranger. i know this from experience.

@wisconsin50

3 жыл бұрын

@@SirElderock He cleaned the entire house though. Did the dishes and all, he deserved a free sleep before they wanted him out.

@slooeverysunday7065

3 жыл бұрын

@@devog1842 I wouldn’t even put him in jail also I’d give him 2000 dollars for cleaning but a 1 dollar finw

If someone was in my house and was keeping it clean and wasn't stealing anything I would pay them money for that.

Having the cops measure your drugs made me laugh pretty hard. Thanks for that.

“Chased out of the shop” Understatement of the century.

Random fact Dolphins have several highly developed forms of communication. They have a “signature whistle” which allows other individuals to recognise them. -The Shades

The only time it was considered a “rescue” to send an animal to seaworld.

I like how the title says “most dumb” when talking about dumb people

@nethersherps3028

3 жыл бұрын

Instead of dumbest LMAOAOA

@themanwhowouldbebrick

2 жыл бұрын

Yes ikr 😂

Drinking game : One shot every time the narrator says "dumb criminal".

@lionsfantrapsntrolls1631

3 жыл бұрын

We would all be dead...

@ithaca2076

3 жыл бұрын

Nope

@bi0nicgh0st

3 жыл бұрын

I’m almost de-

@85CCM75

3 жыл бұрын

I would be in coma

@downdtube1343

3 жыл бұрын

RR Benjy the true ultimate serial killer

2:40 Rhys Owen Jones is literally the most Welsh name I could think of

I like the Florida Man story where it says: "Man robs bank, goes to KFC with bag of money."

@XboxOne3023

2 жыл бұрын

¹23333

My sister worked at a bank and was robbed. But the more ridiculous story was about one of her coworkers. Her coworker was 8 months pregnant when this guy came up to her demanding cash. His disguise was bandaids... his get away was a BIKE!!! Yeah that lasted all of five minutes😂

The second person isnt bad, like who would complain someone cleaned there house and took nothing? Human: *Cleans my house in exchange for a place to sleep* Couple: You're arrested. That even sounds dumb

@ASAPMEXICANBOI117

3 жыл бұрын

yes he should be awarded I would of not charged him

@jessjohnson5001

3 жыл бұрын

It’s a crime to break into someone’s house my man, no matter what his intentions were and what he did

@negroleague2

3 жыл бұрын

need to be careful tho. could be a psychopath lol. the majority of people sneaking to live in peoples attics or w/e dont end well.

@kat-pk4fb

2 жыл бұрын

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family

@miwfreak4312

Жыл бұрын

As much as I'd like to think I do the same. If I found someone in my house and was in that position. I wouldn't necessarily get them arrested but I'd most likely kick them out.

Oh, dont mind me officer, just my bag full of drugs.

A small town in northern England had seen crime go up significantly so they sent letters to all known criminals in the area , over drinking age , about a free beer testing being held just outside town . About 30 thirsty criminals turned up and were all swiftly arrested .

Dumbest criminal? The one with social media

@phaxil4207

3 жыл бұрын

Shaun king

@rjs1jd

3 жыл бұрын

That one didn't seem true . It was made up !

9:16 When you realize that the manufactured bag has a label reading, "Arrest me"

I can't be mad at the dude who broke in, stayed there and made himself at home and left it cleaner than it was originally. lol

6:11 LOL I like how she pulled out the shot gun like this happens every day

@julian2626

3 жыл бұрын

Welcome to Florida i suppose lol

@audrete6071

3 жыл бұрын

@@julian2626 And she was also grinning lol

@gowankommando

3 жыл бұрын

It was in Orlando

@julian2626

3 жыл бұрын

@@gowankommando Orlando is in Florida though

@maanmendoza5446

3 жыл бұрын

*The joy on her face makes it more* *weird-*

The Goldilocks dudes "crime" was rather pleasant. If I were married, my wife would probably want to press charges but I would be too sure... Also 4:27 Imagine getting mauled by a snake.

@atrivthedawnblade8812

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah i mean yeah he’s a theif but getting bit by a venomous snake is a bit excessive for petty robbery.

5:25 "Christmas is a time for giving..." Well, the law and law enforcement just gave them a present... a 3 month jail sentence.

@jayden6975

3 жыл бұрын

Not a bad comment 🙂

4:04 sounds like a cartoon story lol

9:02 this part killed me 🤣

The penguin kidnapping sounds like a new plot twist for the next hangover movie

These are soon to be Team rocket employees.

There was one recently in AZ where some guy fled the scene of the crime on foot. In the process of running, he dropped his cellphone, which was unlocked. The police took a photo of themselves and posted it to his FB account and told him he can pick it up when he stops by the station.

@anshuuu9708

Жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

6:06 the way the employee smiles as she pulls out a shotgun is hilarious

6:10 **Cutely grabs gun while smiling**

You gotta hand it to some criminals, they really are entertaining. One from where I live tried to rob a donnut store, only to find it was the local police department's favourite hang-out. The same guy also tried to steal their police car... let's just say it didn't work hahaha

@somtoerinne9260

Жыл бұрын

That guy must have an empty head!🤣

Nobody: The Infographics Show: _proceeds to transition into any way of:_ "but this person is *even dumber,* ..."

Florida man: Finally! A worthy opponent, Our battle will be legendary!

I remember seeing footage of some guy who tried to rob a convenience store. He thought he'd disable the camera first, but he wasn't wearing a mask, so it got a good close-up of his face.

Lol really?! Bring you’re drugs in and we will weigh them for you😂😂just buy a scale bro!

@ITIsFunnyDamnIT

2 жыл бұрын

I can't believe anyone fell for that

3:37 The penguin: Look at me I am the driver

idk why but at 3:53 The expression the guy made is so funny 🤣

Breaking into people's houses is one thing but stealing presents from under a Christmas tree? That's where I draw the line!

@KororaPenguin

16 күн бұрын

I guess they were all grinches.

I love this channel. I listen to it everyday on my way home from work. around 7 minutes and 30 seconds in was the funniest one because I am from Long island and I remember this and I actually went to school with one of the cops!!

Lucas was just chilling!

@kat-pk4fb

2 жыл бұрын

I would have payed lucas and welcome him to my family he was so nice he even helped her

I'm quite late on finding this channel and video but I automatically subscribed! This had me very entertained, which I needed so thank you! ❤️

Robbing multiple homes in a neighborhood during the Christmas season only gets you three months in jail? I'm not one to want severe punishments for crimes like that, but that is way too lenient.

The Goldilocks burglar is honestly the one home breaker which I feel bad for and kind of like. He was harmless and even cleaned up the house.

I Need that second person he seems JoyFul

"BAG FULL OF DRUGS" 😂

Great video! Makes me feel better about myself, lol.

2 made me think of the episode where Sheldon broke into Penny's place and cleaned it.

“The cops are offering to weigh my drugs for me? How nice!” 😂😂😂

A drunk man in Abbotsford, BC, Canada once got out of his car to avoid getting a DUI and went into what he thought was a taxi and told the driver “Get me outta here Buddy cops are everywhere tonight!” The driver did get him out of there…and took him to the drunk tank because it wasn’t a taxi he got into, but an idling police car and the RCMP officer did his job pretty well compared to the drunk man’s mistake. Hey if you’re in Canada don’t mess with Mounties!

"Bag full of drugs" DO YOU WANT TO GET ARRESTED!? then having your drugs weighed by the cops! LAMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

5:45 If I were him, I would have assumed that the police christmas presents were just empty boxes.

I love the story of the "snake napper". That must be a CLASSIC!!

The host said “be careful who you rob” like he was giving robbing tips

Fun fact: first actually said first

@D_LGND

3 жыл бұрын

Whoa! I am learning everyday!

@HDTomo

3 жыл бұрын

@scp 049 also true

@Nitrality

3 жыл бұрын

@TOMO true

@mapletreepower7038

3 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: most people who say “first” are not first

@HDTomo

3 жыл бұрын

@@mapletreepower7038 also also true

Criminal: takes items from the house I sleep Criminal: also takes Christmas presents *ok now you’ve gone to far* (I’m not one of those “presents are all what Christmas is about” kind of people)

Hiiiii I loved the video

I once heard about a guy who tried to rob a gun store with a baseball bat.

@jordandennis6794

3 жыл бұрын

ROTFL

The penguin was probably safer with the “criminals” than at seaworld

If I ever become a villain, Infographics would be my guide.

@beticolaproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Me too😎

I absolutely ❤ the infographics animation!!!

Imagine being arrested and holding a live penguin at the same time :p

@KororaPenguin

16 күн бұрын

I know the animation depicts a crested penguin, but I gather from the fact that they weren't charged with attempting to release a potential invasive species that the penguin was a little blue?

6:11 I like to imagine that the staff was like, here let me get it, no, take this lead to the head though

People who came home: who are you? The robber: Um I’m you’re local housecleaning service People: Nice try kid

6:07 the way she smiles and pulls the shotgun out 💀

If that were me, I would hire Lucas and just let him live there.

First rule of breaking and entering small time Cash and jewelry only. Nothing that would make you need to use an ID to get rid of.

@____-qm4nq

3 жыл бұрын

You need an id to sell jewelry

@dontmindme5879

3 жыл бұрын

@@____-qm4nq you do not in the underground my guy. A person will buy jewelry off you before a TV. But what do I know my late teens early 20s I only made a living off it so. Act like you have watched backdoor jewelry operations. What's smarter walking around with 300 bucks of bulky electronics. Or 500k worth of small jewelry. You tried tho

@dontmindme5879

3 жыл бұрын

@@____-qm4nq but I will say I've made alot off nieve ppl so doesnt matter. Believe what you want. Lol I'm not here to ease your mind. If that makes you feel safe believe it

@ilkkarautio2449

3 жыл бұрын

Are not or, i hate typos. 😰

In Poland police once posted on Facebook about drugs being mixed with dangerous stuff and if you want to make sure your drugs are fine, bring them to the station and police will check them for you and to their surprise allegedly a lot of people were coming lol they even showed that on the news.. 😂😁

6:11 She seems like she’s been waiting to use that rifle for years

I can guarantee I would be here if I was a criminal

@touxiong519

3 жыл бұрын

So since you are here.... are you a criminal?

@inhalingsand2312

3 жыл бұрын

@@touxiong519 *perhaps*

@Theluckyduck9

3 жыл бұрын

Ahhh

I feel bad for the second guy, yes he did trespass but he also cleaned their dishes.

@sjillo

2 жыл бұрын

Not just dishes there’s more

Guy: (shows up to bar) Bouncer: "ID, please." Guy: "You look familiar..."

I feel like no. 3 was an inspiration for the Hangover series

What makes a criminal? Getting caught - Keanu Reeves

Try the one when the criminals posted their crime online.

6:09 i like how happy she is when pointing a shot gun at someone

I love this guy 's video! Especially, if so true!!

"World's most dumb" I assume you did that title like that on purpose, but it still hurts my head.

guys, its simple. Cover your eyes, dress up in black, and put red, yellow, and green circles. Boom, you are a traffic light. Nobody will see it coming. And boom, you just did the heist of the year.

If someone broke into my house, cleaned it and bought groceries, I would hire them

"Ok, imma rob this bank and go out ASAP" *walks into police station*

I know a guy that robbed a grocery store with a water gun an ran out of gas one block away

@Fl0rales

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@maanmendoza5446

3 жыл бұрын

Wa-

@robertclark2253

3 жыл бұрын

I heard of a guy arrested for bank robbery the police caught him with a bag full of money , a mask and a gun at his interrogation he said " It wasn't me officer " police " Really ? Then why is there so much evidence to the contrary ? " suspect " I never robbed the bank I was busy at the time " police " Doing what ? " suspect " Robbing the post office down the street " or how about burglar Darren Kimpton who tried to rob a house full of cops . Why were the cops there ? They were investigating a burglary committed by... Darren Kimpton that's right Kimpton had robbed the same house just hours earlier . Derek Mosley tried to rob Discount Gun Store in Beaverton armed with a baseball bat which he used to break open a display case to reach the guns inside only for the owner to force to the floor at gunpoint and hold him there until police arrived . Two burglars robbed a house one was caught and wrestled to the ground by the owner who was former WWE Champion Daniel Bryan . Another burglar got stuck in a window trying to get into a house and as he tried to squirm into the window his pants fell to his ankles as passers by took photos of his bare backside .

7:40 lol the captions: *His "genius" (n: sarcasm) plan fell apart when he used his fraudulent police car to...*

Couple goals for sure 😂🤣👊

Poor penguin, he only saw a few hours of freedom because he was kidnapped

I'm glad that cj from gta isn't included on this list. He sprouted amazing memes and I would hate for him to have been caught

6:20 Donald Trump You Ain’t slick

The one in the hardware store: Robber: GIMME YO MONEY! Worker: No You