Now that I have started playing WoWs, I dread the day when Jingles has a video of me in it. "Here's a window licker that needs to be burned to the waterline..."

"Being as usefull as an ashtray on a motorbike." Pure genius.

@philipclayberg4928

3 жыл бұрын

Or: Two sandwiches short of a picnic.

Come-on Jingles, you're giving the Seattle a bit much credit there; you just know he was trying to panic repair when he fumbled and turned on his radar.

@M.Hvistendal

4 жыл бұрын

Thermal Ions That’s what I thinking too LUL

@andrewinbody4301

4 жыл бұрын

When using your face on the keyboard things happen.

@7thsealord888

4 жыл бұрын

Face? I think Mr Seattle SAT on his keyboard accidentally.

@MorningNapalm

4 жыл бұрын

The Seattle had a keyboard?

6:15 - "he won't be doing that again in a hurry" Are you sure about that.

@donwanna3906

4 жыл бұрын

Well, at least for the rest of that game.

@pyrphoros8739

4 жыл бұрын

That is quiter talk! He will try again until he is finaly proving everybody wrong telling him the previous 42 and following 69 times it did not work!

@biscuitninja

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a challenge?

@thatdutchguy2882

4 жыл бұрын

@@biscuitninja I think it is xD.

I don't come for the game - I come for the narration, Jingles has a way of making paint drying sound interesting . . . cheers from Canada

@ChemySh

4 жыл бұрын

interesting drying paint? Have you ever heard of our lord and savious RTGame?

@paulvamos7319

4 жыл бұрын

I know right. He just makes it so fun to watch.

"BB 15 USS Georgia, which was a Nevada Class Battleship." Wait...that doesn't sound right. Looks it up to refresh memory. Oh Jingles, never change. USS Georgia was a VIRGINIA CLASS.

@pauldrive7243

4 жыл бұрын

*Shotgun cocks*

@MyVanir

4 жыл бұрын

@@pauldrive7243 Is that a shotgun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see Jingles upload?

@benzzoy

4 жыл бұрын

Nevada, Virginia, what's a few states between friends?

@edmartin875

3 жыл бұрын

I know what messed him up...It was the fact that Virginia City is in Nevada.

I love your “as useful as x” analogies. I got one for ya: “as useful as a screen door on a submarine”.

@mpetersen6

4 жыл бұрын

Fart in an aqua lung

@OmegaReaver

4 жыл бұрын

Boots on a snake.

@mpetersen6

4 жыл бұрын

@@OmegaReaver Tits on a nun Balls on a priest A knife in a gun fight

@wolfgeist9858

4 жыл бұрын

Tits on a zombie 's my favorite :)

@Jazztrpt43

4 жыл бұрын

Rubber crowbar

408k is only the highest damage done by a Georgia on the EU server. Someone managed to get 433k on the ASIA server. Still, it's pretty impressive.

@goldosprey

4 жыл бұрын

408K is impressive in any ship

@GiM_Retrospect

4 жыл бұрын

I managed 311k in a 7v7

@hedning003

4 жыл бұрын

i made 12k once-was pretty proud of that

@gzer0x

4 жыл бұрын

hedning003 relatable content

@zacharymayhue2482

4 жыл бұрын

I made 20k once I'm not good at the game I rarely get any ships sunk and I'm teir 7

Judging by how an enemy called out the Seattle at 2:41 they may have made a prior arrangement with some enemy players before the match to meet in the middle.

@naomy1701

4 жыл бұрын

possible, but unlikely, or arent random matches set up by RNG? i mean how likely is it with all the players in WoWS to get 1 specific ship on the enemy team? or do i miss something here?

@neilbaird2789

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomy1701 I would say it is more likely that they have seen this guy go full potato down the middle before.

@naomy1701

4 жыл бұрын

that sounds more likely lol, he seems to be hell-bent on trying it, prob as Jingles says, after he saw Flamy do it so smoothly ROFL

@naomy1701

4 жыл бұрын

that seems more likely indeed, he seems to be hell-bent on trying it >_< prob, as Jingles said, after seeing Flamy doing it so smoothly ROFL

@emm4rmstrong

4 жыл бұрын

@@naomy1701 In WoT before they added free platoons a mate of mine and I would drop into the queue at the same time with the goal of getting in the same game. This worked about half the time.

Right before the Seattle died, he had been looking for his radar. He was bending over to check the bedside table, when his girlfriend pointed at his ass and said: "What's that in your back pocket?"

@tomstech4390

4 жыл бұрын

,o> Good job sir. [just friends now]

@cjl221

4 жыл бұрын

SHEEEESH

7:17 Nagato giving broadside or not he is going to eat A LOT of damage anyway this match was an overmatch fiesta for him any way

@Peter-bakker

4 жыл бұрын

and don't forgot that the Nagato stil has his A-hull mounted

Some of those ships were two tiers or more lower, no wonder he racked up the points. Everytime im in in the Georgia all I get is tier 10 ffs.

@vanguardactual1

4 жыл бұрын

You must have some of my Luck... " If I didn't have bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all"? I am referring to you being stuck in Tier 10 game lobbies every time you take your Georgia.

@RedXlV

4 жыл бұрын

The thing is, lower-tier ships tend to have less HP.

@Gorillazilla93

4 жыл бұрын

@@RedXlV Yeah but he could overmatch, I think, 3 tier 7 BBs from the front and he had them all to himself. That's a lot of hp already when you consider the heals they can use. Makes it 100x easier to farm damage whrn it doesn't matter what part of the hull you hit.

I think Flambass would agree this is the best Two Brothers video since he turned a destroyer into a submarine while being escorted by battleships.

1:02 *Actually Jingles* the USS Georgia (BB-15) was a pre-dreadnought battleship of the Virginia-class, launched in 1904. The WWI-vintage Nevada-class was a pair of super-dreadnoughts (the Nevada and the Oklahoma), both launched in 1912. And while the USS Georgia was decommissioned in 1920, both Nevada-class battleships would continue to serve through the beginning of WWII, where both were present for the Pearl Harbor attack. Oklahoma capsized and sank during the attack, was refloated, then capsized and sank again while under tow back to the U.S. mainland in 1947. The Nevada was refloated, participated in a number of shore bombardments during the war (including D-Day), and was eventually sunk during a post-war nuclear weapons test. The extra quota of salt will be in the cart by dawn. :)

@stonerayven2455

4 жыл бұрын

NEvada was not actually sunk during Nuclear tests. THe Navy used her as target practice to make her sink because she wouldn't sink during the tests and she was too hot to do anything else with

@Wolfeson28

4 жыл бұрын

@@stonerayven2455 Ah yes, you're right. I guess you could say the Nevada was so tough it took the best efforts of two navies to finally sink her permanently.

@panzerschliffehohenzollern4863

4 жыл бұрын

TO THE SALT MINE YOU GO!

Jingles: most damage done by far. Panzerknacker: hold my sausage and beer

@RustyWalker

4 жыл бұрын

Oo-er.

Damn good play

@Legendendear

4 жыл бұрын

Hey flambass

I think this is my favorite Jinglesism -- "About as useful as an ashtray on a motorbike." Since I owned a couple in my younger days.

The USS Georgia BB-15 was a Virginia class battleship laid down in 1901. She was a pre-dreadnought with 4 12" guns and a blistering top speed of 19 knots. When they were completed they were the fastest battleships in the fleet. Her sisters were the USS Nebraska, USS New Jersey, USS Rhode Island, and the USS Virginia.

The Mahan was sadly surface detected by the jutland along with the fubuki when he overextended resulting in enemy focus fire, tried to get back to the ink he squirted, but his GREAT ESCAPE was denied and he was claimed before he could say "Ouiii that hurts"

7:07 "The Seattle, which is the only ship on the team capable of shooting at any of these enemies, isn't shooting at any of the enemies..." tracer and rounds coming across the screen from left to right..... To be fair he hadn't been but I'm not sure they'd been in range, he was camping the corner, and in the best way moved out of his camping position just as things got in range when the corner might have been useful.... Pushing up the middle I don't think was a bad idea for the Seattle when he did it - there is some cover in there and his only other option to get at the enemy was to go a long way around the sides, he shouldn't have come out of the end like he did though.... The Colorado was over extended but having realised that had no other option being so slow but to die well so.... Hsienyang wasn't an issue for the Gneisenau - he was capping in A as they were approachign the enemy Georgia. Impressive damage total!

Man I just hit W and my ship explodes at least I can watch good games here

Well, that was terrifying. If I see a Georgia in the future, I'll make a point of killing it as fast as I possibly can. That is a very frightening battleship.

@brilliantlysplendid

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it’s terrifying when all the enemy ships are two tiers lower than it and also not shooting back and giving full broadside inside of secondary range and missing their torpedoes by a country mile

@stefanocrosazzo3262

4 жыл бұрын

It's not, actually. Very squishy and it's built around some gimmicks that aren't easy to exploit

Jingles, you are hell off a good in commenting the games that I am convinced that if you would give us a video and commenting in real time how grass is growing you would glue us to the screens. Thanks for total entertainment even though the game was epic on itself.

Made up my mind to get a georgia now, thanks

@Taz6688

4 жыл бұрын

Big element is luck but add in a massive slice of skill, the ship didn't do this the player did.

"as much use as an ash tray on a motorbike"

@arnoldwardenaar127

4 жыл бұрын

I must say: I liked that one a lot

@MatsGarage

4 жыл бұрын

Are you saying my soon about to launch webshop for billet motorbike ashtrays made from the finest chinesium wont be a thundering success?

@apricity4290

4 жыл бұрын

Mats Karlsson you’ve got your first customer right here. I tend to do the red bull x games annually, can you accommodate?

@williampaine3520

4 жыл бұрын

lol

@iambob6590

4 жыл бұрын

I take it you've never heard that one before. It's an oldie but a goodie. Like, "As useful as a screen door on a submarine".

Got my first Kraken 2 hours ago...but I feel a little dirty....cos I moved my only 19pt Cptn from the Friedrich to the Nassau and went sealclubbing....

Time for some Jingles

@CaramelMeako

4 жыл бұрын

Reilly Cook Yes and then I’m going to bed because it’s 2:00... maybe.

"Imagine of you took a Missouri or an Iowa" So an Iowa? Seeing how they're the same class

Thanks for all your awesome videos.. There funny as hell. And thanks for the lessons. Ive learned alot from them..

17:21 Jingle talking about Gneisenau "The Georgia is heading straight towards him.." *as Georgia is sailing in the opposite direction* lol never change Jingle :))

@Rosatodi2006

4 жыл бұрын

INX actually INX, he was talking about the green Georgia’s ability to get a broadside of the red Georgia.

@TIannone

4 жыл бұрын

no he wasnt saying the enemy Georgia was heading toward the gneisenau. he was saying asaka was trying to get a broadside on the Georgia while it was focused on the gneisenau but realized it was heading straight toward him so he had to turn away. I will say the way he said it did sound like he was still talking about gneisenau tho so I can understand the confusion

@mrplop38

4 жыл бұрын

@@TIannone oh well oops xd ill head back to the salt mines thanks for clarifying

I love watching battleships that are active hunter/killers. Great job on the record!

“As useless as an ash tray on a motorbike” can’t say as I’ve ever heard that one before! 😂🤣😂

Been following you since the early days. I still love your unique commentary style.

I love watching these videos. I've applied some of the techniques I see in these replays in my strategies online, though I only do Co-op battles. I'm more about the fun and less about competition against other players. I do hope that if I ever decide to dip my toe into the PVP pool that I don't get completely wrecked.

563 Secondary Hits!!! 96 Main hits!! ..the oh so lovely 8 kills with 408k damage By all that is Holy of the machine spirits of Mars !!! Fethinghell, Asakka, you are certainly are worthy to set the record with that battle. Thank you my Salty Gnomish Over-Lord Jingles for presenting us humble saltminers with this illustrious feat.

Haven't played Two Bros for AGES. Shame, love that map. Great game! Thanks Jingles.

When Jingles says Gneisenau I hear Agonizer. Is it only me ? :)

@Snagabott

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it is pretty agonizing to watch your friends die to all the ships you couldn't sink with your pathetic 6x380mm guns...

impressive gameplay by that guy holy flying donkey. very well played o7

Can't say I enjoy these F2P games, but I have enjoyed your commentary on these games. Thank you.

Brilliant and Breathtaking!!!

Last time I was this early, tech tree ships were relevant.

ok, no point in sailing my Georgia today, I will hold mourning for all the fingers broken by pressing the F key to Ahsakas back for carrying his team that far

I was thinking today about how long I have been subbed to your channel and honestly its been so long that it predates when you were dating Rita gamer and before she" moved in with you and of the at8 getting a bunch of ram kills in a "doing it wrong video" along with your fun "why you have to be mad videos". Keep producing the good content you have turned into almost daily routine for me.

Man pants successfully worn.

That was the most amazing matchmaking in history for a Tier 9 BB

Thanks Jingles

That friendly gneisenau shows nicely how being useless in world of warships looks like (from 4:12 onwards). Redeemed himself at the end though :D

Hats off to this player great playing

The enemy Gerogia went broadside on withe the Gneisenau because he knew the Gneisenau's guns can't hit anything even at that range, and if they do it they might tickle him.

@cinjonsmythe6318

4 жыл бұрын

I used to like my Gneis back in the day 2 years ago. But now its been powercreep to complete uselessness.

@amatthew1231

4 жыл бұрын

@@cinjonsmythe6318 I just got done grinding through her and got the Bismarck. It was the most frustrating ship I've played yet. Same guns as the Bis and Tirpitz apparently but I swear they are more inaccurate, and even if you get into a brawl tier 8's and 9's dunk on her.

This reminds me of working in a busy kitchen!

Heck I'm lucky if I crack 20 thousand damage in my Georgia. Well played sir well played.

Ok, those were some seriously impressive results.

I'm going to take a wild guess that the Colorado just couldnt be assed to turn that slow thing around. Playing a CO correctly takes more patience than a normal human has, much less someone willing to faildiv with two DDs.

@Superuser009

4 жыл бұрын

Not much else he could do there, the only thing more certain than death and taxes is a Colorado being unable to outrun a Georgia...

Another note about Georgia's guns- they have decent accuracy to begin with, but like with the Iowa, you can also mount the unique American upgrade "artillery plotting room mod 2" which tightens up that dispersion even more. Given there's only six of them, it's a good idea to do so.

@howardxu8050

4 жыл бұрын

Bounus: You can take secondary batt mod and that together, since there is not aim mod 1 on USN BB Result is excellent secondary range with excellent main batt accuracy

THat game was amazing to watch. I love playing BBS and love getting in close.

jingles you stole my saying lol, about as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike, you may also like about as much use as a chocolate fireguard :D

Amazing match to watch.

I think from what I have seen, the Georgia is one of the most underrated American BB's.

Thank you

"About as much use as an ashtray on a motorbike" lol, I gotta use that one

Two kills were basically stolen at the end, so really 10 kills. Nice carry! Great job!

1:30 its so much more interesting than that, the Georgia hull is a stretched and slightly modified North Carolina

Definitely a good gameplay by the player as he is not only a "I have money so I can join in any tier game player" but an experienced one but to be fair there were 2 T6 and a lot of T7 ships in the game which makes the damage output and kills not that impressive as you even overmatch BBs easily... But still very solid gameplay. Congrats.

1.2 million credits well earned.

The secondaries are strong in this one.

Seattle knows that teamwork is essential as it gives the enemy something to shoot at. He was planning on being a decoy (IMO the new orleans ship [not player] is only good as a decoy).

Absolutely No one: Jingles: WELL BOYS AND GIRLS!!!!

That udeloi was crucial I’d say

A vary good video.

A couple of weeks ago I went up the middle in a tier 7 game with 3 tier 5 Battleships and a Soviet Destroyer. We won

Gneisenau accuracy is much better now than when it first came out so I am not shaking my head

I once talked a guy out of pushing the middle by saying "You aren't Flambass, don't try to be him"

maybe one day i'll be featured and join the legends like this guy in the Georgia. Best i did was in my Montana

jingles did you ever use your creative language in any of your navy writing?

Actually, Jingles, the USS Georgia was a Virginia-class pre-dreadnought. The Nevadas were superdreadnoughts.

Coolest kraken ever? What about the one you showed where it was all secondary kills? Jingles? Jingles?

I was thinking about sending a replay where I took the Nurmemburg up the middle on standard battle to cap while taking no damage, but I don't think it would measure up after watching this.

Hi Jingles what's Thunder like do you have a video on it?

"Don't worry, nobody is going to do anything stupid like sailing up the middle.." ... Somebody needs to watch The Master of the Middle Mr. Flambass more often! With his tactics even mid-range players like myself can pull it off! :P

I mean who are we to question a player’s lifelong ambition?

Just two comments on this: As a person currenlty leveling a Farragut, I can say that the division thing was probably a coincidence. Depending on time of day, I've been put in anything from a Tier V to a Tier IX battle and do my best to survive. Second, as my other leveling items are a Pensacola, a Dallas and a Colorado, I can say that the Georgia is truly horrifying to deal with. I met one in when I was grinding rep for my Colorado's range upgrade, we were 4 ships against one of these things, me, a New Mexico, a Schors and a Maas. It killed almost everything with secondary fires and even though I tried bow-tanking its shots, I was down three quarters HP from 3 salvos, straight through the front of the ship. Having recently moved to the Colorado and seeing it as an improvement over the New Mexico, it felt like all the time spent leveling it had been for nothing, you feel like you're made of wet kitchen-towels. In the end, I took a page out of the Japanese way of dealing with unwinnable scenarios, and figured if I was going to die, might as well make it easier for the rest of the Team, so I just rammed the thing and we both blew up. I think if the only way to kill one of these if by literally throwing another ship at it, it might be a bit overpowered. Or maybe it's because we were lower Tiered, but still...

@mjxw

4 жыл бұрын

You can't be put in a Tier IX game as a Farragut unless you're divisioned up with a Tier VII or higher. That's why it's a bad idea to be a division across tiers: the matchmaker always assumes all ships in the division are the highest tier.

@vtr0104

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjxw To be honest, the biggest change I noticed was that, when using Camo or Flags, I was always put in games where I was the lowest Tier, compared to just running the ship blank. I thought it was related to that somehow... Ever since that, I've just been grinding the XP as a generic, white DD, and now regret having bought the permanent Camo for it :(

@mjxw

4 жыл бұрын

@@vtr0104 I've never heard of that issue before. I'd be very surprised if having camo/flags affected your matchmaking, but maybe?

@vtr0104

4 жыл бұрын

@@mjxw The thing is, I thought it was just a coincidence, but around Christmas I stayed at my Mom's place for the holidays and my brother saw me playing the game. At first he made fun of it (he's a DotA, LoL and SC2 player) since I was playing the Colorado and it looked to him like the entire game was agonizingly slow and drawn out. As a joke, I sent him an invite and now he's at Tier 7 with the Russian and German Cruisers... I'm not even there with my own and I've been playing since early November :( Anyways, he had fun up until around Tier 6 when he bought his own Camos, and without me ever bringing it up, one day he complained how, instead of things getting a bit easier, he kept being put in high-tier games for no apparent reason. He farms missions a lot too, and he started using the flags as well, and same thing. One evening, we Divisioned up at Tier 6 in various combinations (both of us Cruisers, or me in a BB or DD), and out of 12 games in a row, 9 of them we were put in Tier 8, twice in Tier 7 and only once in a mostly Tier 6 with a couple of 7s. We repeated this a few days in a row and consistently were put in high-tier matches, even if we played something like 5 games a night or 20. I'm not saying there's some explicit mechanic behind it, could be just some enormous bad luck, but just going by logic, it looks to me like there's a noticeably higher chance of being put in a higher tier when using anything on the ship, and it doesn't look to be related to the ship type either.

Tier 9 Udaloi outgunned tier 6 Farragut...unreal.

This gives me a whole new perspective on this battleship. Terrifying as hell if played correctly! If this thing had torpedoes, it would make the Tier 7 Scharnhorst in her own tier look like a little chew toy!

Just realized that Captain Jingles’ narration is not present in today’s video

Jingles I am new to the game, how do I get the ships details up on my screen?

Do you think they will ever include the german H44?

@davidknowles2491

4 жыл бұрын

I thought FDG was an H44?

The entire time Osaka was maneuvering and shooting on the right flank there were shots arcing over from his left...the only source could have been the Seatle right? what else could it have been?

he did play well, but jeez you propably cant get much more lucky

In a perfect world... people like that Seattle player would have a brick of C4 strapped to their head and wired to the end of match results screen. A lack of judgment and critical thinking of that caliber is rarely reserved for just their in-game actions. It would be doing mankind as a whole a service.

There's always some kid who tries to pass his wishes off as tactical mastery...

toggled video size by pressing T at the end of the battle for the totally earned GG :) GG!

13:05 Nobody chooses to fight a p2w , the p2w chooses to fight you

Hi Jingles I am new to the game and was wondering I see a lot of players doing nothing until the end is there some benfit to sitting back and watching and being the last player alive?

With Osaka having such a high damage count, I was wondering what the highest damage in any and all ships.

Jingles, I’m sorry but you may not understand but. He doesn’t need to have a radar, he IS the radar. Who needs to waste their radar when they can be used as a punching bag by the entire enemy team that keeps them spotted?

Boy I wish my Georgia guns worked like that when enemy ships broadside me...

When you say Rear Admiral, is it the Upper or lower half?

10:38 A fire breathing Kraken? Ouch.

Are you ever going to do any videos on wows legends now it's released? They just added the rest of the British cruiser line

where to look at for that ranking of how much damage dealt with a ship?