The funny thing is I actually sent the replay in with the title "4150 base xp clownfiesta - All Luck No Skill"

@Kriks94trolls

4 жыл бұрын

Well played to you sir!

@leonardhofstadter8008

4 жыл бұрын

I died from "stonks" at 5:40. Thanks for the great game and for the memes.

@MajesticDemonLord

4 жыл бұрын

Can I have your RNG when I play my Minotaur?

@troypaton7087

4 жыл бұрын

RNGesus is strong with this one.

@estebangrafeuille9111

4 жыл бұрын

this whole fight looks like a WW1 trench brawl with every soldier dazed by artillery fire. Nobody knows whats happening, they are just shooting eachother senslessly and there is a lot of death and that one lucky private that just survived the shitstorm of artillery and gunfire by virtue of not getting shot or blown up while charging to said trench

Jingles: Usually the Minotaur has some thing the Khabarovsk doesn't Me: A Citadel!!! *airhorns* Jingles: A smokescreen Me: :O -> ;(

@Shane-Singleton

4 жыл бұрын

I just laughed way harder than I should have at this comment. Well done!

Y'know, to top it all off at the end as well, Daygoon gets ONE Citadel at the end, when the Midway has 25hp left. A citadel that only took 515 shell impacts before it to actually happen. It's like ammo racking a tank in WoT with 1hp left.

@kagakai7729

4 жыл бұрын

Say it together, all!

@kagakai7729

4 жыл бұрын

It's-

@Thurgosh_OG

4 жыл бұрын

@@kagakai7729 That's a .....

@zameliz

4 жыл бұрын

@@Thurgosh_OG *PADDLIN'*

@Talon1124

4 жыл бұрын

a paddlin'.

I thought the title was going to be sarcastic... Never let it be said that jingles isn't a savage.

He even wrote team tactics into public chat... (When he asks the Salem if he wants to attack the Gearing from 2 sides)

@rubbersidedown5620

4 жыл бұрын

@@Cloudman572 yeah I was really surprised when that one slide under the radar :)

@theunwelcome

4 жыл бұрын

funnier when the enemy CV is all that's left and someone /all chats "kill the CV!" and gets answered very sarcastically from the enemy team

This actually illustrates a fundamental principle of battle-- the side that makes the fewest mistakes generally wins. Daygoon screwed up, but in the environment of this particular battle his errors were overmatched by the enemy's even more colossal boners. May we all be this lucky, at least occasionally.

@mrmeeseeks1733

4 жыл бұрын

Amen brother

@vicroc4

4 жыл бұрын

As far as principles of battle, it's right up there with, "No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy." And of course Murphy's Law, "If something can go wrong, it will." I think we may have seen all three here.

@AnimeSunglasses

4 жыл бұрын

@@vicroc4 "If it can go wrong, it will do so at the worst possible time!" Important distinction, y'know.

@vicroc4

4 жыл бұрын

@AnimeSunglasses True, though I've always heard the "at the worst possible time" part listed as a corollary of Murphy's Law, not as part of the Law itself,

@AdmiralWillisLee1942

3 жыл бұрын

To quote a Japanese destroyer captain, : "The americans out blundered us. That is why we won.,"

7 torps on the conqueror..... that's going on porn hub

@JimmyCricket93

4 жыл бұрын

Half chub right there

@jimk8592

4 жыл бұрын

Hahahahha!

@brotlowskyrgseg1018

4 жыл бұрын

Already up there. Just search for "naughty cruiser thrusts torpedos into thicc battleship stern".

@Biker_Gremling

4 жыл бұрын

Legend has it his still taking damage to this day from that torpedo salvo

@Shaun_Jones

4 жыл бұрын

They might not take it, I think that level of fucking is illegal.

5:15 that torp launch was a thing of beauty....

@asheer9114

4 жыл бұрын

"Here comes the pain train!" 🤣

@ShiningDarknes

4 жыл бұрын

He started those single launches and I was just thinking "Man, all of those are going to hit aren't they?"

@rpryce2140

4 жыл бұрын

"So that actually happened!" Love it! Thanks J.

@kurumi394

4 жыл бұрын

No torp launch lead indicator, still manages to hit the Conqueror with every torpedo. IQ200 play right there

As Napoleon once asked: " I know this general is a good general, but is he lucky?"

5:11 those torps are beautifully done. Credit where it's due.

@kurumi394

4 жыл бұрын

No torp lead indicator, still hits with every single one

@andreaskole958

3 жыл бұрын

@@kurumi394 replay bug, in reality there were

You know this was Daygoon's damage record, and he was super excited to send this to Jingles only to get ROASTED for basically 20 minutes about how many times he should have died.

@astrithaurelia

4 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure he's enjoying it :)

@klauba

4 жыл бұрын

For good reasons :-) Drives out of his smoke screen two times (three times if you count the final smoke just at the end of the game); announces a rush to everybody on enemy team via in-game chat; pulls a Notser. On the other hand he did a lot of good things, too. But he really should have died much earlier in this battle.

@vicroc4

4 жыл бұрын

If you look up at the pinned message, Daygoon readily acknowledges he deserves every moment of it.

Can we take a moment to appreciate the chat at the start?

@Blozox

4 жыл бұрын

Daa daa daa daada daa daada daa, daa daa daa daada daa daada daa.

@gonotgone1

4 жыл бұрын

Pwysch a surprise to be sure but a welcome one

@xcritic9671

4 жыл бұрын

@@gonotgone1 charming, to the last.

@shadow344bh

4 жыл бұрын

Hello there

@MegaWolfch

4 жыл бұрын

jeep try chat in wot, you can see words like, Tomate, Needless, Noobs, Attack F3 to start aim tundra, Pinging map like crazy or drawing all kinds of bullshit the map. IT IS BAD TOXIC GAME.

the best par tis by far the star wars meme communications in chat in early game "a surprise to be sure but a welcome one!"

Damn...finally in a jingles video 😝...not my best game, although chasing after a conqueror for the memes was quite fun

@Scarecrowbi

4 жыл бұрын

Also FYI I sent you the link via email of the video from my perspective jingles...it’s unlisted but it sure was a meme

@MikeTalley73

4 жыл бұрын

I am always afraid when I watch these replays that I will be one of the idiot players that jingles makes fun of. Always searching for my username just to make sure

I feel like I've been stuck in the stupid pool whenever I dive into Warships lately. FeelsBadMan.

@hartschteiler3363

4 жыл бұрын

If thats the case, maybe you might be the reason. ;)

@wtpiv6041

4 жыл бұрын

Hartschteiler GER I feel like you might be right. I lost 10 out of 12 games yesterday while trying to get credits in JB and Georgia. Naturally my aim went to shit. Now normally I average around 120k on each, but yesterday was a test of willpower. Constant team lemmings and constant curb stomps while my aim was shit and I couldn’t really hit much reliably. Needless to say I took a break and came back and played one game in each. Both games I did less than 15k and was focused at the start to where my options were to chance getting citadeled and turn away or get torpedo by a DD that slipped right past our DDs and Cruisers. I took the chance and naturally got citadeled. I’ve never rate quit WOWS until the most brutal day I’ve ever had on it happened.

@AndrewLale

4 жыл бұрын

There are now seemingly endless hordes of terrible players cluttering up WoWs. So many terrible teams. I can only play a few games then I lose interest.

Sitting here with a strong, fresh coffee... and The Mighty Jingles delivered just in time! LOVE IT! Good Morning from Norway to you all, saltminers!

@rishakrisha777

4 жыл бұрын

Same here, what a way to start your day!

@Bastian_Norge

4 жыл бұрын

@@rishakrisha777 Couldn't be better than this 😁

9:30 now if jingle had been paying attention he would've realised deygoon did pull a right turn never change man :))

@jurijsoklic5026

4 жыл бұрын

It was a right turn but not the Right turn aka move.

@57thorns

4 жыл бұрын

@@jurijsoklic5026 The only right turn was left as he did not take it.

@jurijsoklic5026

4 жыл бұрын

It's a game of words. Jingles said he didn't take the right turn meaning right opposite wrong. The right turn was left turn as you wrote. You can read right as left-right side or right as right-wrong turn/move. And we all know what means The wrong turn ;).

@danielschneider5804

4 жыл бұрын

@@jurijsoklic5026 Not sure, but you might be giving Jingles too much credit there, its much more plausible that he fucked up the directions :D. Some minutes later Jingles talks about Daygoon reversing back into his smokescreen again when Daygoon reversed _out_ of the smokescreen and at the moment jingles is saying that is flooring it to moved _forward_ back into the smoke.

@Taran858

4 жыл бұрын

Jingles said, "could have taken right turn instead of a left turn" so clearly got it wrong.

5:40 I died from laughter "When a full health enemy battleship knows there's a smokescreen hiding multiple cruisers just around the corner but he still elects to yolo" S T O N K S

@Swordie100

4 жыл бұрын

It's the best, hugging an island and dump a double salvo of torps in such a ship. Ah, the explosions are magnificent.

"And the Jammy Git of the Year award 2019 goes to..." 😂 Saved by those perfectly fine citadel over pens but still very well played to react to and deal with the mess you put yourself in. Even without Conqukek handing himself over on a silver platter that's some good damage numbers 😀 wp

16:09 The carrier's fighters were set spot on. They were not shot down by AA or by CAP but instead they shot down the enemy rocket planes and thus expired afterwards. Game mechanics, Jingles. This is how it works nowadays. One fighter plane will shoot down the maximum of one enemy plane and then retire.

"Both Ships are equally hated so we dont know who to cheer for!" Yep that about sums it up! Yes my Supreme Mighty Overlord back to the Saltmines I go!...

"All Luck, No Skill" - So British history in general then.

Have you forgotten, Jingles? *"If it's stupid but it works..."*

I love the prequel memes at the beginning of the match.

Hey Jingles, I bet the Salem though that "rush the gearing salem?" was a direction/question instead of a question needing confirmation. He'd make a good grunt. Rush around the corner and shoot the destroyer? Got it boss.

*5.22 ''Hmm! So yeah, THAT actually happened!!!!!''* Yes the best line of the video. I snorted my hot tea through my nose on that one. It hurt!!! THE STUPID is very strong here!!

The Salem in the beginning when he saw the message from Daygoon was like: “Well, I’m not waste time typing in a response. I’m gonna go on in. He’ll get the message!”

I forgive you for not uploading yesterday when I was grinding to get my tiger 1 in world of tanks. Now time to grind for something else because the stock tiger is utter shite. 😁👍

@heirofaniu

4 жыл бұрын

Don't worry, once you grind it out the fully upgraded Tiger remains shit.

@connermiles7425

4 жыл бұрын

@@heirofaniu And don't worry about Tiger 2 because even upgraded its still shit

@gothamgoon4237

4 жыл бұрын

@@connermiles7425 And don't worry, the E-75 after that has been completely made redundant by all the new premium and new tanks in the game so there's that to look forward to too.

@connermiles7425

4 жыл бұрын

@@gothamgoon4237 E 75 is good thats the only thing but the E-100 is just a gold spamming fuck fest. You either get shot by gold or you fire gold to actually pen most of the things you aim at. Yeah you can use AP but you know its German so it penning stronk russian tank with normal round is a no no.

@billyharley8295

4 жыл бұрын

@@connermiles7425 WoT as a whole is a gold spam. why I quite playing

evidently he'd deployed a "someone elses problem" field on his Mino.

@MrX-hz2hn

4 жыл бұрын

Is that a Douglas Adams reference?

@kaelin000

4 жыл бұрын

@@MrX-hz2hn indeed :D and frankly, it's the best explanation I could come up with.

@AnimeSunglasses

4 жыл бұрын

Funny, shouldn't that have made it look like a Venezia?

9:07 yes that "friendly" carrier

Not really bad, just the guy with the least situational awareness you have ever featured. My heart was crying as a bb player when the Monty didn't blow him in to his next game

@kings_nemesis5995

4 жыл бұрын

honestly tho i have never accidently coasted out of my smoke screen

@tracytron7162

4 жыл бұрын

Does have as crap situational awareness as me. Like I mean, I’m a great dogfighter in warthunder, but my aim as well as my situational awareness is freaking god awful.

@MoA-Reload...

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, those waterline over pens have been happening a lot lately. Getting old tbh. Cruiser messes up like that in front of top tier BB, it shouldn't be down to a dice roll if they get away with it. Credit where its due though, what he lacked in situational awareness and Peppa smoking when ever he could he made up for in target selection and determination to get the damage in.

@Lgs260495

4 жыл бұрын

He's still better than me :'(

@maciejkornatowski3026

4 жыл бұрын

@@MoA-Reload... "LOL OVERPEN" is the name of the game against especially Minotaur and Neptune. It's so bad I straight up shoot HE on those unless I can reliably assure my shells hit water before going into citadel. Fun fact is... you'll get plenty of HE citadels. Then again I've been mostly grinding to Conqueror recently so there's that sweet RN HE.

Yay! Our Saltmine master Jingles blesses us with a long World of Warships video. Must have had a good time welcoming rita home eh? ;) What's that? back to the salt mines or I shall never see the light of day again? Yes lord Jingles, immediatly lord Jingles...

@9:30 Ummm ... Jingles needs to learn his right from his left? @11:50 Ummm ... "... once again slams his ship into reverse ..." says Jingles as Daygoon clearly shifted from reverse to full ahead. Jingles, oh Jingles, what did Rita do to you upon her return???

In fairness, having survived that first fuck up when I had absolutely no right to I'd probably be panicking just as much if not more than Daygoon did. I sympathize buddy, we can't all have ironclad wills.

It almost feels like some days on random battles people just bleed IQ or something. However this kind of dumb luck is amazing.

always look forward to watching your videos xD realized i been watching for about 5 years now. some day i hope to get a chance to sail with you in World of Warships.

*When the rogue rolls natural 20s on almost every single roll of the encounter*

Daygone, you play well. Don't let any of this get you. I play (well, used to play) by the adage, "If you can't be good, be lucky." I'll take all the luck I can get.

Keep up the great uploads Jingles!

Jingles.. My day at work just got better :) - Thank you sir!

Some skill, some random luck and a lot of incompetence on the enemy team I would say. Of course getting that many cross eyed gunners and people with even less situational awareness on the other team is lucky to begin with. Remember: To win, you only need to outwit your opponents. Sometimes that is very easy.

Curse you jingles its currently 3:28AM here in Texas and i wanted to sleep but now you've gone and ruined my sleep schedule

Great video, I also enjoyed the General Kenobi quotes in the chat :)

Love it when jingles starts laughing at the stupidity and bad decisions.

10:20 for the next 30 - 40 seconds - What an absolutely fearsome amount of fire power! I just can't imagine, if that were for real, what that must of been like being on the recieving end of that! It must of been hell on earth for any poor crews in a situation like that.

"All Luck"? How many political dissdents were sent to the gulag??

@MyVanir

4 жыл бұрын

Not a russian ship, so none.

@ValcyrVexx

4 жыл бұрын

100000 packets of Yorkshire Tea were sacrificed!

@Machin3Jamm3r

4 жыл бұрын

@@ValcyrVexx Dear Lord, don't let Spiff hear about this!!!

@deadjester

4 жыл бұрын

@@murderouskitten2577 its the blood and lubrication of a nation. :)

@deadjester

4 жыл бұрын

@@murderouskitten2577 If you like a reasonably priced strong flavourful English Breakfast Tea, yes.

Epic. Legendary. Luckier than a 5-peckered goat. All are applicable here. Jingles, I had to laugh so hard yesterday for that 53-second NMWJ. It reminded me of the scene from the musical 1776 when Thomas Jefferson appears right after the song “He Plays the Violin” to reclaim his wife from Adams and Franklin. Carrying his violin, he has a note impaled on his bow which he points at Adams as he takes his wife off-stage. The note reads, “Gentlemen, I am taking my wife back to bed. Kindly go away. Your obedient servant, Thomas Jefferson”

For some time after I finish watching this video, whenever I see something truly ridiculous, I'll think of Jingles saying, "Mm. Yeah. So that actually happened." (5:23)

9:00 it appears that I’m going to lose the fist fight with this moose

You could be a Tournament announcer Jingles, just listening to ye makes it even more enjoyable to watch hehe.

6:14 - When Daygoon asks the Salem whether they should rush the Gearing, he does so in public chat - not team chat. Perhaps the reason the Salem didn't respond was that he didn't really want to broadcast to the enemy team what he/they were planning.

fantastic commentary ty jingles

That was great to watch. Well done Daygone.

Well, this one rubbed my ego. No, no pun intended, I truly feel like I'm not that bad of a gamer after seeing this...

5:11 Wow... he ate every single torpedo... incredible.

Star wars references in the chat, that's what i like to see. 👍

We’ve all been day goon at some point ☠️😂

Love the witty commentary im a new fan

This is exactly why I love my mino. She's a high risk high reward gameplay style. I've had a lot of matches like this where I should of died but didn't. Also when we FINALLY get our jingles captain I'm putting him in my mino for the troll's

I Dygo related to you Jingles, his play style seems similar.:)

Those torps were so beautiful. I had to watch it again.

Hello jingles I love your content you always seem to make me laugh

Jingles, the GK can't just stop and wait as he is under air attack.

If its stupid but it works, it's still stupid. Bloody good laugh.

Is it just me or has jingles commentary gotten a lot better!?

Now Jingles, give that poor Conqueror some credit! He might have eaten all those torpedoes, but was he sitting in the back spamming HE while his team was butchered? NO! No, he charged forth, guns blazing, and died as a battleship should!

Was about to go to bed. Damn you jingles.

It's nice to know that I'm not the only one to have that sector firing AA bug on the Minotaur. Looking forward to that being fixed.

Dear Mr Jingles! Greetings from a Serbian fan from Russia. I usually don't watch WoWS but sometimes I just like listening to your voice. I would like to point to a "mistake" most non Slavic speakers have with pronunciation of Slavic words. In Russian, where they use transliteration of letter Х is written as Kh, so many people think you should pronunce it as Kh but the thing is it should be as H as is "Hello", "Him" and so on... Well, I used my 5 minute break, back to the salt mines!

I can see that jingles has recovered from his harrowing midnight ride

I know jingles is famous for getting the ship name or even ship type wrong, bit never have i heard him confuse between right and left xD thx jingles for this moment (around 9:35)

Sailing out of your own smokescreen? AKA "The Burt Manoeuvre..."

I'm so happy right now! He's doing just effing ALL of the mistakes I do all the time down there at Tier 4 and he's getting away with it! Yay! 😂

Nice one Daygoon..... with that much luck you want him on your team!

Yaaay more jingles

At some point when you're a CV and alone, maybe no planes on top of that, you just want the match to end. That's why you break cover. I mean it makes sense to me.

@aboomination897

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he kept attacking and he had a realistic chance of winning.

@Belial-jg8rp

4 жыл бұрын

@@aboomination897 Doesn't mean he didn't just give up.

I love how I understand nothing, yet I'm still entertained by these mistakes

Midway was just polite - the game was lost for his team by points and time, hiding behind that island wouldn't have changed a thing so he gave his HP to Daygoon like a bro.

Watching and listening to these has helped me out on xbox. Ive always wondered why the hell do Destroyers have AP and now I know exactly why. Theres places on the boats even destroyer ap can pen and chunk!

Fabulous game, Daygoon. Luv my Mino.

I just read the title and thought " every game I've ever played"

whats the well known phase jingles? "if its stupid but it works, it eint stupid" :D

9:38 right turn insteed of a left turn.😂😂 hé whas Turing to the right.

Literally the first time my jaw dropped open after a warships video. Yes, guy screwing up and getting away with it and massive damage and all that. But sweet Fatso_Jesus, that's a lot of base XP.

Midway was probably confidant that his torpedos would kill him

love you jingles

this guy is in what i call "aim denial".... pumps out 200.000 shells at a target and 20 of them hit...

@geargrinder5182

4 жыл бұрын

It always seemed he was a little behind on his gunnery and never really adjusted.

this is a clear example of lucky bastard

I think he just used all of the luck in his life. I would be worried next time when I'm crossing a street if I was this guy.

@vicroc4

4 жыл бұрын

Scraped the bottom of the luck barrel right there, yeah.

All hail Admiral General Jingles!

That title is pretty much EXACTLY how I earned my first and so far, ONLY kraken! I did have some epic torpedo beats moments, though!

Can we take a moment to appreciate that perfect matchmaking?

Saw the post battle screen on reddit, awesome to see how it actually happened.

I have this past week been watching, You got a good sense of Humor then again u got to with wot and wow I dont play like I use simply because theres plenty of ************ hey keep up the good work if we ever meet my Stieger in wot and wow

video uploaded: 19 seconds ago. Well, good morning indeed :)

Did anyone else notice that when Daygon asked the Salem to pincer move the gearing, he asked in global chat rather than team chat?

He asked if he wants to rush the guy in game chat, not friendly chat. He let the enemy know they were planning it, which is probably why he didn’t respond

Nice single citadel at the end.

14:09 We cheer for everyone else, because everything except the Sky Cancer got killed.

GK Landing multiple citadel hits to the front of a ship?! Must be his lucky day

@cinjonsmythe6318

4 жыл бұрын

I guess Nazi Shotguns get lucky once every 1000 rounds as well :)