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@mookinbabysealfurmittens

14 күн бұрын

That's a deal and a half! I seriously can't get over your amazing (& seriously draining & risky) work ah with Carol to show the world how people are roped into the G.C. stuff. That was really eye-opening, like I had a feeling but couldn't imagine it really was that...like that. Amazing 3-parter. And I'm LIVING for your "A F🚬Reacts" series. It's fun! And a great way to poke holes in the idea that "I'm not [prejudice]ist, _that_ character is!" Plus the idea of personal choices (already skewer) and the outright denial of systemic issues, nvm intersectionality. History repeats itself. Cheers! And sorry about the eh brainnn stuff. (I'm trying my best.)

@Ev-44_765

10 күн бұрын

question why are you acting gay?

@caelanconrad

10 күн бұрын

I’m not acting.

@Ev-44_765

10 күн бұрын

@@caelanconrad you sure bruh???????????????

@caelanconrad

9 күн бұрын

Yep.

'fruits don't shoot'

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

Aww darn, no more drugs?

@caelanconrad

14 күн бұрын

Amazing

@jasonclarke7557

14 күн бұрын

@@itzskye7074 just poppers and edibles. so.... the same.

@jasonclarke7557

14 күн бұрын

@@caelanconrad i mean, it's about what i figured that coach would come up with, if he sat with it for an hour or so.

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

@@jasonclarke7557true 😍

Gay cannot play? "No lay-ups for gay-uhs". "No three throws for queer-o's" "No baskests for bottoms"

@NearsightedNarhwal

13 күн бұрын

No baskets for bottoms goes hard asf

@Vinny733

13 күн бұрын

No tennis for pennis preference

@RiftyLuca

13 күн бұрын

@@NearsightedNarhwal I second this

@Jaminux

13 күн бұрын

"no baskets for [f-slur]s" could ALMOST work

@kingbarb842

13 күн бұрын

I’m sorry but I’ll be saying “no baskets for bottoms” unironically the rest of the year 😂😂😂

"My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself" 😭

@eljaminlatour6633

13 күн бұрын

Paradox.

@Dipstikk

13 күн бұрын

We contain multitudes?

@richardpapenapologist1703

13 күн бұрын

@@Dipstikk LMFAO

@alicedeathbelle

13 күн бұрын

​@@eljaminlatour6633 I'm BEGGING you to learn more than second grade english. You use they for a singular person all the time without even realising. Please don't be stupid, it's not good for your health. Praying for your swift recovery 🙏

@thatotherted3555

13 күн бұрын

@@alicedeathbelle Read it again, carefully

"Bisexuals can play half the time though! "

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

14 күн бұрын

😂😂

@infinitivez

13 күн бұрын

😂oh stahp 😂

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

Puts the term "bench warmer" in a whole new light. 😏

@MichaelBlaneWalker

11 күн бұрын

Ok…? That’s kinda biphobic of Dhar Man.

@Zanethefurry12

10 күн бұрын

:)

The thing Dharman neglects to address in these videos is that homophobia isn't always this loud and obnoxious. In real life it's often way more subtle and discrete. Besides just focusing on the coach's loud homophobia, if Dharman really wanted to make something that means something, there should have also been attention brought to the homophobic tolerance of Liam's entire team. If they were really all okay with Liam being gay, why didn't they speak up? Why did they continue playing for the homophobic coach? They could've all refused to play, they could have fought back when Liam was called a "sissy boy." It's not just actions that are harmful to the queer community, it's inaction by self-professed allies who tolerate homophobia and allow discrimination to happen

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

Does he think people go out into the streets and start screaming about how they hate the gays?? lol

@AndromedaD

14 күн бұрын

Yeah, it's insidious. It's one of those "racism doesn't exist since we elected Obama" things. If what you're going through isn't this super obvious, then some people don't believe it's happening.

@nationalinstituteofcheese3012

14 күн бұрын

My mother’s homophobia is pretending she’s accepting but telling me we don’t allow being gay in our religion. That’s subtle

@morbidsearch

14 күн бұрын

I taught English to Ukrainian refugees and one day they kept pressing me on whether I had a girlfriend so I admitted that I liked boys, and one of them laughed and said "You're young. You'll change your mind".

@humanperson2480

14 күн бұрын

@@itzskye7074 I mean, that DOES also happen. I get your point, but cross-burning stone-throwing homophobia is still very much alive today.

"So what? My dog's gay and my sister uses they/them pronouns for herself" - a literal exact quote from my sister. I don't know how you overheard that.

@PanAndScanBuddy

14 күн бұрын

Your sister is still learning what a pronoun is apparently lol

@Copper.Spaniel

13 күн бұрын

I Think Your Username Suits Your Sister More Than It Suits You. 🫢

@Chaotic_evil_duck

13 күн бұрын

Herself 💀

@FyreMoon1

11 күн бұрын

@@Chaotic_evil_duck hold up i swear I saw you in another comment section I forgot about, one with an eggman pfp that was being annoying

@Chaotic_evil_duck

11 күн бұрын

@@FyreMoon1 oh yeah I remember that that guy ended up going to my channel onto one of my community posts and decided to just be a horrible person there

There's no rule that says gay can't play. 👍🏼 Oh, wait. The supreme court just made another ruling. Nevermind. ☹️

@josephmelendez3327

14 күн бұрын

That's the plot of Air Bud, right?

@Liliana_the_ghost_cat

14 күн бұрын

​@@josephmelendez3327 it's the plot of air gay

@infinitivez

13 күн бұрын

ok, that hit a little too close to home for me. thank the stars I don't do this sport thinnnnnng but I do buy gay cakes, and we all know what happened there!

@RLucas3000

12 күн бұрын

⁠@@infinitivezHonestly, just near the end of Trump’s presidency, the court decided 5-4, with Gorsuch siding with the left that gays were protected from being fired from their jobs or refused housing just for being gay. It was a massive decision for gays like myself that didn’t get 1/10 the publicity the marriage decision did. The cake thing can be a bit difficult to understand but let me try. The bakery didn’t refuse to make one of their regular or even special order cakes for a gay couple, that would still be illegal. It refused to bake a cake with a gay slogan or gay flag or two men being married on top of it. And the court said they could refuse to do that because if they couldn’t, then it would be compelled speech. The bakery has to retain that right, even though we don’t like the result in this case, because if it doesn’t, then a Jewish bakery could be compelled to put swastikas or pro Nazi slogans on a cake. The current court is awful, a lot of the time, but sometimes they get it right.

@searchingfororion

12 күн бұрын

​@@infinitivezOoh did *you* foreshadow a segue to their video release today...

The dialogue/homophobia is so ham-fisted and melodramatic. I expect the villain to literally say, "WHAT?! YOU ARE GAY? NOW YOU MUST PAY WITH YOUR BLOOD!"

@PanAndScanBuddy

14 күн бұрын

Honestly it's like those right wing videos but instead of an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly bigoted it's an unhinged overreaction to someone being slightly gay.

@user-ep7ml2ix6q

14 күн бұрын

God now I’m imagining a Skyrim guard arresting me while saying this😭😭😭

@KingOfDarknessAndEvil

13 күн бұрын

@@PanAndScanBuddy In Dhar Man's defense, at least I've seen that second one happen maybe once in my life

@infinitivez

13 күн бұрын

@@user-ep7ml2ix6q "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took a pike that hung down to his knees."

@kingbarb842

13 күн бұрын

Hell that would be way bette than this 🤷🏾‍♂️

"Gay DONT play" could be snappy, if pronounced properly.

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

“Gay don’t play 🙄💅”

@availanila

14 күн бұрын

"Be gay don't play" as a play on "be gay do crime."

@RussianPrimeMinister

14 күн бұрын

That could be a snippy one liner used right before or after a gay person does something awesome. "Gay don't play" he said, watching the ball sail past the bleachers. "Hooray!"

@michaelrae9599

14 күн бұрын

Or if it was spoken by the protagonist as the ultimate burn at the end, and then he passes the ball too firmly for the coach to catch it The end!

@creamytouhou

14 күн бұрын

But you'd really risk serving c*nt

Omg, the coach totally has a Grindr profile whose education is "School of Hard Knocks."

@notNajimi

14 күн бұрын

school of hard [word that’ll get me autofiltered]

@aliendeathrocker

13 күн бұрын

@@notNajimi 💀💀💀💀

@Bubaiel

12 күн бұрын

Lmaooo the way that the first thing he did was get up in the other coach’s face to brag about how he beat him like are we gonna kiss rn? 😭

@Bubaiel

12 күн бұрын

Lmao not KZread showing my comment and then it only showing after I make another comment making me look dumb as hell 😭

Dhar mann is like a weird combination of someone trying but failing to send a good message, terrible storytelling, hunblebrags, and latent bigotry

@Anonymous-54545

14 күн бұрын

human AI

@gamesexpress1432

14 күн бұрын

@@Anonymous-54545 I think you’re onto something.

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

@@Anonymous-54545 how many fingers does he have?

@maem7462

13 күн бұрын

Did you mean humblebrags and blatant bigotry instead of what I’m guessing is some typos?

@cablehogue599

13 күн бұрын

@@maem7462 humble brags and latent bigotry...he seems to try to be inclusive but comes across as the kind of guy who would pick of class president Gay Pete

If someone responded to me introducing my partner with "Can I take a picture of you two?", then I would be very suspicious.

@monopolizedopamine

13 күн бұрын

Sis started seei g dollar signs. That was her big break 😂😂😂

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

​@@monopolizedopamine I dunno. I kinda got a vibe like she wanted a picture to add to her "personal collection". Which, when it gets discovered will be her Big Break into the world of newspaper! But not as the byline . . . 🤨

My neck SNAPPED! My head whipped around so fast when I heard that one guy call the reporter "toots". The whiplash has killed me and I WILL be sending Dhar Mann my funeral bill!

@st4rz.of.perdition

14 күн бұрын

i havent heard that word since my grandpas dog "toots" (tootsie) died an eon ago so i pictured a small sorta fat short haired white w/ tan spots mutt and was rlly confused before my brain caught up w/ me 💀

@UnkownWonders

12 күн бұрын

I don't even know what that word means/gen

@st4rz.of.perdition

12 күн бұрын

@@UnkownWonders its an older term for a woman like calling a lady a broad, its generally used in a demeaning way but can be affectionate just depends on how its used (ex. "smile more for me wouldnt ya toots?" from a stranger or peer vs "thanks for the help toots" from a partner or family member)

@UnkownWonders

11 күн бұрын

@@st4rz.of.perdition I assume the demeaning way is like calling women women, but thanks I think i understand now

@SMACKADOOS

6 күн бұрын

You have such a way with words, Christopher. I think you should become an author or something like that.

Instead of Gay Cannot Play : - No basket out of closet 🚪

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

Shit that’s smart

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

14 күн бұрын

Nahh LOL

@lactofermentation

13 күн бұрын

OMG. This one. This one is my favorite.

I'm sick of the weird morals that Dhar Mann includes in their short films on discrimination. It's always, "Well now they're successful and rich and famous, you shouldn't have picked on them!" In reality, you should never pick on gay people, and they shouldn't have to prove their worth to you to escape your harassment. Not every gay person ends up with everyone on their side, and not every homophobe gets absolutely wrecked by karma, it's way more complicated than that, and feels like Dhar Mann just crammed the concept of homosexuality into their default bullying story format. very gross, and very sad.

@infinitivez

13 күн бұрын

more often than not, the nasty lil ones just flounce right off, to hassle another gay, another day.

@lunasspecto

12 күн бұрын

Modern-day Horatio Alger vibes

Can't believe they convinced Matt Walsh to be in this movie.

@navibc31

13 күн бұрын

No wonder he was ready to be in a Daily Wire basketball movie

What gets me, about these movies, is how every straight ally character is weird and awkward around the gays. It's a very late 90's early 00's vibe.

@avalokiteshvara113

14 күн бұрын

That's where the center liberals and moderates are stuck LOL

@akisatsuki8444

14 күн бұрын

They remind me of myself when I was in middle school and unlearning 12 years of homophobic programming 😂

@greenaum

13 күн бұрын

I dunno about the rest, but there's absolutely a '90s vibe about this. Still, maybe we need it. Culture has gone loony. Perhaps we need reminding of what homosexuals are.

@QuikVidGuy

13 күн бұрын

@@greenaum I... have no idea what this means

@headfangs

13 күн бұрын

@@greenaum what lmao

Dharman clearly doesn't realise how most homophobia is covert. Like it's not a confidence that all my straight girl friends will talk for hours about their attraction to men but swiftly change the topic when I talk about women. Or just forget I am not attracted to men, assume my exes are men, and ask me if I find a man attractive and then get hurt when I'm like "no he's okay", despite knowing I'm a lesbian. I have had overt homophobia directed at me but most of the time it's so subtle I'm left wondering if I'm over reacting. A lot of my coworkers have never met my sibling, and I've only ever used gender neutral pronouns, yet they still manage to misgender them. I've even had them correct me. On my own siblings gender.

@RandomNumbers0145674

12 күн бұрын

I think it's not so much misunderstanding as cynical attention-grabbing. Most English-speaking people are pro-gay rights, but in a fairly superficial way: they know and agree that it's wrong to be explicitly, violently homophobic. So, if you want to appeal to those large audiences, that is the understanding of homophobia that you want to address. Revenge fantasies of loud bigots being put in their place, and sympathy for gay people being rewarded. These videos get tens of millions of views with all the writing and production value of a primary school musical performance, so it clearly works - this is the kind of pro-LGBT story that sells. Like fast-food chains taking foreign cuisine and replacing all of the ingredients with salt and cheese, Dhar takes the aesthetic of gay liberation, replaces all of the substance with mindless displays of virtue, and sells it to a young, naive audience who don't know the real thing.

@lexiledger5580

12 күн бұрын

I'm sorry that your friends are not seeing you

You can really tell that Mr. Mann has never experienced homophobia in his life, because of the way he thinks homophobes act. Yes, you have the people who are loud and screaming, but those are actually a very small portion of homophobic people. It’s actually easier to ignore the loud ones, because they make themselves sound stupid. The ones that really sting are the people who are quiet about it. The ones who mask their disgust with disapproval. The ones who insist they’re protecting children while pushing for laws and policies that hurt us. I do think he’s making an effort, but the way he’s doing it is not helpful at all. It doesn’t do anything to actually draw attention to real-world issues and the feelings that real people have. And in the real world, karmic retribution isn’t something that happens. Not in the way Dhar portrays, anyway. He isn’t helping anything by saying “be nice to gay people, or else.”

@UnkownWonders

12 күн бұрын

Ngl it would've been funnier if he ended his video with the message "be nice to gay people or else", would put him in a spot where he threatens his own viewers but it would've been a better message than whatever was going on in this lol

@Browhyyoulookin

5 күн бұрын

Goated comment

The sheer laziness of this whole thing is just staggering. Can’t even be arsed to give the schools fake names, just “red team” and “blue team,” even though UCLA is namedropped repeatedly, which makes it feel less like a championship than a scrimmage. Dhar Mann is like a robot beamed here from the planet Capitalism. “You should not be mean to people!” That’s right, DharBot! “Because they might have MONEEEEEY.” No, DharBot, no! “Must abuse employees, meep morp.”

@akisatsuki8444

14 күн бұрын

This comment is so underrated

@mewmew6158

13 күн бұрын

Dharbot from the planet Capitalism, someone should make a comic strip.

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

Now I want a T-shirt that says "No, DharBot. No!"

@mandarinduck

13 күн бұрын

Are these even high school teams? Would players just be allowed to play for schools they don't go to?

"She uses they/them pronouns for herself" is so perfect. My parents would be nodding along.

'Just rainbow shots, no rainbow thots!' 🌈

@thehypnosisworld

14 күн бұрын

I guess I have to stop… shooting I’m not giving being a thot up!

@SophiaMorgan-sm6hu

13 күн бұрын

This is the best one

I saw a comment that said Dharmann has never experienced homophobia. I'd like to not only agree with that statement, but add that he has never experienced living in the real world. How are his "films," familiar yet so incorrect? It's consistent too, and that's what scares me. Does he go outside? Can he pass human verification tests? Are we all experiencing a mass hallucination imagining Dharmann to be real?

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

He's like the cure for the Turing Test

Why would a recruiter want the kid who showed up 5 seconds before the game was over? 😂

@raichutoyou

13 күн бұрын

OK! Glad someone else saw that. Lemme recruit you so you can show up at the last minute.

@primitiverobot

13 күн бұрын

because there's nothing more dramatic than sweeping in at the last minute to win the game, and he knows the gays LOVE drama. ally of the year tbh

@LustStarrr

13 күн бұрын

Your logic has no place in the Dhar Mann universe! 😉

@kilow76

4 күн бұрын

Maybe he wanted to do that the day before, but matt walsh of a coach pushed the kid out of the court. But that's just me being charitable 😅

Dhar mann doesnt understand that homophobes dont want to be titled as homophobes. Most homophobes will disguise their bigotry as justice, such as saying they need to “protect the children”. For example, a homophobe irl would say something on the lines of “Im okay with same sex relationships but we shouldnt teach kids about pride until they’re older!” Homophobia is so hard to eliminate when homophobes refuse to or are ignorant of their bigotry.

2:38 Okay, why did my dumb straight ass say "Aww!" out loud at the black kid smiling at his jock boyfriend? Grr, no, I'm supposed to be ANGRY at a supportive, loving relationship between a jock and his love interest cheering him on from the sidelines like in EVERY HIGH SCHOOL THING EVER!

@kingbarb842

13 күн бұрын

Don’t worry I did too I thought it was so cute ❤

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

Yeah, I did too. And even did a little head tilt. It was just so freakin' wholesome! I mean, if someone can watch that and not give a little "aww" then they have no love in their heart, no life in their spirit, no goo in their soul (I think the metaphor got away from me at the end there)

@thatotherted3555

13 күн бұрын

@@JamesJoy-yc8vs Matt Walsh has a soul goo deficiency for sure

Ah yes, high school sports, where you can switch teams quite easily because it doesn't matter which high school you go to.

Wait I've figured out the lore, the homophobic chef is the coach's father and Ellen is the coach's son, generational trauma.

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

I would *definitely* watch that spin-off! And I want Caelan to write the theme song! [edited because spell check turned Caelan into Carlin]

fruit can’t hoop?

@searchingfororion

14 күн бұрын

That's why they're loops.

The team that sleeps together sweeps together.... wait...

"twinks don't sink"

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

14 күн бұрын

That should be my new catchphrase

Dhar’s slow narration making the game sound boring asf 😭😭😭😭😭 I’m CRYING

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

I was singing along ("dirge-ing" along?)

@DeltaSixDJ

13 күн бұрын

That was my favourite part. It’s like he was narrating The Road.

@RikkiLove0317

12 күн бұрын

“The game was so intense 😐”

disrespecting a secretly rich person: misery, end of career, loses everything being a homophobe towards a teenager and actively trying to ruin his life: "oh, okay"

Better phrases: “My ballers can’t be likin’ balls.” “No gays in my games.” “I’m not gonna let you *drag* us down.” “You can’t like boys and have balls” “I’m not gonna let you dribble balls anymore if you’re gay.” “Gays aren’t allowed to dribble my balls here.” Sorry, I just started making basket ball ball jokes. I’m sorry but not at the same time. 😂 If y’all have any other funny things the coach could’ve said, put them in the replies.

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

13 күн бұрын

This is epic LOL 😂

@SmilingHorror_8D

13 күн бұрын

@@mamamiaWAAAHHH Yooo! Nice profile pic.

Caelan "carol marinara' Conrad comin with the sauce

@taymustard620

14 күн бұрын

Together?... TO GET HERE 😢

@Nataniahuahu

14 күн бұрын

Went to train station and saw Trains Trains Trains What does that mean 😥

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

😭😭

@mookinbabysealfurmittens

14 күн бұрын

I got the rainbow towel! 🏳️‍🌈 ...Why'd the kid bring his own towel to school sportsball? They do provide those, I'm pretty sure. Now I'm not, actually. And Caelan ̿ (hi= c/o autocorrect) brought the rainbow, uh let's say "c'mere" towel. "C'mere" cos it's ME, Ellen Degeneres, famed Dhar Mann homophobe who hates Gay Pete! Right, fellow kids? Oo, why I oughta! I'm off to box a kangaroo! (Where's the "kangaroo wearing boxing gloves" emoji? Ugh probably with the war emoji, wherever _that_ ended up.) Edit my fingies are bad at typing. X( SPORTSBAAALL!

@maroonai

14 күн бұрын

@@taymustard620 to get her? i hardly even know her!

PraegerU lobotomy might officially be a worse fate than what the Kennedys did to Rosemary.

@quiestinliteris

13 күн бұрын

The Brain Worms of Cosmic Comeuppance have struck - apparently Shark Mann as well as the Kennedys.

I love the sexism of acting like being a cheerleader is only for women, gays, and etc. I also love the disrespect towards the hard work they do

That coach has like aggressive gay magnetism; everytime a gay person or word enters within a 15-feet radius, he just angrily zooms right to it.

"My sister, she uses they/them pronouns for herself." im crying

@vicwunder3062

14 күн бұрын

Real "Hey girl. I mean they" energy lol

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

13 күн бұрын

NOO

I love how there were no consequences for the homophobic coach aggressively bullying a student. He just had to suffer the realization that his sad little rhyme wasn't actually a rule 😢

10:13 Why were they all watching the game behind a chain link fence like it's an illegal underground cage fight???😭💀

@Therhyoulove

13 күн бұрын

Seriously, I was wondering if the game took place in the bar from roadhouse

Every Dhar Mann video ever: "Be good because you might be rewarded for it and punished if you are bad"

@UnkownWonders

12 күн бұрын

Because karma in dharman universe exists to such a ridiculous extent as if a force actually rewards and punishes people 😂

@JasonYJS_xoxo

9 күн бұрын

Not sure but Dhar Mann is pretty much teaching morals here. The good and bad coming back to u all reflects on the attitude. Like, u got a good heart then u have a positive attitude and the good comes back to u as in u got a good life. Frankly, while I agree that it's different in reality, as in most people don't really circle back into your life to thank u for that good deed, but to a certain degree, we can apply some of the good morals like inclusivity and respect in our daily lives to be better people

@Unchained_Alice

9 күн бұрын

@@JasonYJS_xoxo My issue with it is that always teaches people to only be good if they'll get rewarded for it rather than because you should just be a good person. But that is just the reality of how a lot of people are and is an evolutionary trait.

Basketball, gay?? No way 🤓

@KingZW198

14 күн бұрын

That sounds like a tagline for ‘High School Musical’

@alpha8here

14 күн бұрын

@@KingZW198 EXACTLY! 🏀 💅

@Thrarm

11 күн бұрын

@@alpha8here i read this comment at the exact same time as blue team coach said "exactly"

On my team, fruits can’t shoot hoops.

@ashroman6163

14 күн бұрын

Crap, someone else already said this one. How about, “On my team, if men make you hard, you can’t be point guard”

@LudiosAnimations

14 күн бұрын

@@ashroman6163 genius

@mamamiaWAAAHHH

14 күн бұрын

😅​@@ashroman6163

Dhar Mann reminds me alot of my own dad, only he doesn't make any monetary gain from me being fruity so all he gets is a free card to make bottom jokes.

@PanAndScanBuddy

14 күн бұрын

Dads love it when they can make their kids the butt of a joke. Especially if the joke is ass.

@dnkerbell

14 күн бұрын

@@PanAndScanBuddy "what??! I can't make jokes about my kid taking it up the arse because of woke snowflakes?!!?" uh, dad... you know we're at the dinner table right now?

You gotta give dhar Mann credit for turning arguments he had with people in his head in the shower into a career of auteur filmmaking

“Those who are gay cannot play” Dude I’m a gay trans male and I’ve NEVER heard someone say that to me or a fellow friend before!! 😭

@30000beesinatrenchcoat

13 күн бұрын

Yeah because Dhar Mann doesn't know how homophobia works 😭

My favorite Star Trek The Next Generation episode was when Data pretended to be a homophobic basketball coach on the Holodeck.

The sexual tension between the coach and star boy is palpable

@JasonYJS_xoxo

9 күн бұрын

I think he's jealous that the boy is able to live his life more freely than him :)

"Your favorite alleyway in Essex"

You are literally my favorite person. please review more movies with gramps

@stylis666

14 күн бұрын

I second everything in this comment!

@itzskye7074

14 күн бұрын

IKR, like so material girl 💅

I think the most believable part of this film was when the recruiter said, "Yeah, so?" I mean, seriously. Outrage over a gay athlete is so 1980s/1990s. Today, a homophobic coach would be the remarkable part and I'd expect such a coach to get reprimanded for his actions. How long ago was this film created. I was going to say that this movie would be more relevant and believable today if the protagonist was trans instead of (or in addition to) gay. But then I realized that would probably only work if the protagonist was a trans woman. Most transphobes don't seem to get all up in arms about trans men in men's sports. Probably because most of them seem to forget that trans men exist altogether.

Dhar Mann’s pro-gay videos feel like if a principal at an all-boys private school was asked to an anti-discrimination speech

They really pulled a "there's no rule that says a dog can't play basketball" 😂 I love how little this movie cares about anything: basketball, queerness, characters, plot, pacing... or maybe the movie cares about those things so ineptly that it does a Lenny and squeezes them to death.

How about "Fruit loop don't shoot hoop."?

when dhar mann was narrating i put the video in x2 speed and he sounded almost normal, but then when i put it back to normal it geninuely sounded like he was in x0.5 speed

There's no rule against playing for the other team, just like there's no rule against a dog playing basketball. (Come on, someone had had to say it.)

@JamesJoy-yc8vs

13 күн бұрын

Unless the dog is gay

@Junosensei

13 күн бұрын

@@JamesJoy-yc8vs - Most dogs are gay. Systematic issue trying to keep dogs out of basketball, I think.

If your grindr profile has no face, you cant play with balls in my space!

I remember when me and my friend were watching dhar mann and I decided to say "Wouldn't it be cool if dhar mann made a video about homophobia?" OH BABY WAS I WRONG

@UnkownWonders

12 күн бұрын

You jinxed and cursed us into this/lhj

As a sports gay, I could rant endlessly about the craziness that is a highschool that has two separate basketball teams, but can't afford uniforms for either, and also play a best of 7 series against each other for some sort of championship.

What can I say, I think „Gay cannot play“ is a classic. 2gay 4balls

🏅 the grade 8 vibes continue.

what kills me more than the kindest homophobia I've ever seen is the lack of creativity also posting this one when theres 696 comments so NICE

@yuuriahl

13 күн бұрын

the "its ok to be gay as long as you're really good at straight things like sports" got me so good XDDD me and my siblings have grown up in a protestant household to a family of cisgender straight people dating as far back as we know, with blanket-Christianity on my fathers side and Roman Catholic on my mothers side, yet my parents ended up with 3 queer kids :3 none of us were ever into traditional things like sports (except my youngest sibling but they're a lifeguard now) and me and my brother were always into drawing and art, instead of shutting down our interests my parents encouraged and nurtured our passions, and I am forever greatful to them for doing so :3

“vulnerable 34-yr-old high school students” 😆 how many Oscars did this win? pure pain.

I had jumped the Dhar Mann ship because he did something similar with autism as an NT. Generic "I can" stories are NOT relatable to half the autists out there.

"You've never beaten me" he says in game 6 of the finals implying he's beaten him at least thrice

11:17 Is the most unrealistic part of this: Liam showed up late, not an iced coffee for miles

I can't wait! You're the best ❤

As we all know, UCLA, famously doesn’t allow gay students to attend.

13:20 "There's no rule against that. There's no rules at all. This isn't even a league, it's two teams of 30 year olds playing in a garage."

If homophobes were like that coach i wouldnt consider myself a minority 💀

Yay!! Another review from you to light up my day ❤❤❤

That "Don't mind the lumps; they're cameras" line had me rolling.

The jumpscare from Yousea Elae and then the nametag have my crying 😭😭 you make these awful short films so fun to watch

"You can use whatever towel you like." Well, that sounded suggestive. Better watch out, Liam.

John Recruiter

This Dhar Mann looks and sounds like someone that has been trapped in jinn bottle since the dawn of time and was released by some cursed internet personality who was conned to switch places with him for his three wishes. The way how Calen skips heartbeat every time he starts his monologues is my favorite part. Its like cat sensing black magic in some exorcist movie.

thank you, for saving me I was so thirsty I WAS SO ( algorithm comment, boosting the video)

broke: gay cannot play bespoke: NOTHIN' BUT HET

i literally cant wait! i love your content💕

I'm going to be in California for Pride this year, so I'm going to look at replacing ALL my towels, with pride flag towels. The beach towels, the gym towels, just all of them. Lol. The variety of Pride merch for good causes must be HUGE down there (or at least bigger than on this dinky little island in Canada).

You can tell how important this game was by how the crowd was tiny and dead silent. And as a Bostonian I really enjoyed the “Boston basketball” green and white tee that was totally not Celtics merch.

Waitwaitwait, Mr. Mann *actually* called them the Blue Team and the Red Team? Couldn’t even come up with, like, Wildcats and Eagles or something generic like that? God, he’s such a hack.

Why does he only show up at the very last minute with no explanation? You’d think the recruiter would be more concerned about that

I already had the bell icon 😭 don’t punish me, coach 😢🛎️

Thats perfect timing on my part. Woot!

Please do more of these! Each new episode gets better and better!

it's like zoning for a high school team isn't even a thing. his family definitely wouldn't need to literally move to another district for him to play for another team. that definitely is doable in 24hrs

It's actually so funny that when he came out he "started playing for the other team".

when you cant tell their gender but you know they're gay

As a Texan, I have a gun license and have it locked away, but I actively protest against having guns. I’m constantly wondering why I’d ever use it, especially if nobody else had guns.

I think there should be a category for words that sound like they are what they denote. Like "slur". "This used to be a nice area until all these slurs moved in!"

Hell yes!❤

as the token queer youth, I need my elders to understand just how bad this is. Children watched this. I watched this when I was questioning, BECAUSE i was questioning. this made me feel SO fucking scared i had a panic attack that night. I was twelve

i saw the thumbnails and i went " FUCK YEAH, NO MORE SPORTS"

"we've never lost to them before" - half time speech of GAME SEVEN.

🔔 (I'm a pathological liar)

My father’s homophobia and transphobia is anywhere between denial of it and obnoxious “jokes” about trans folks. Either way, he has subtle bigot tells as well, it’s not as overt, but my father is what we call a person with average white man confidence.

I freaking LOVE YOUR INTROS every time!! They're just so good. TOO GOOD.