This man drank five Five Hour Energy's at once and unlocked that Forbidden Hour.

@colinturner7120

10 ай бұрын

The Russian badger wants his joke back....

@Plastikdoom

9 ай бұрын

Nah, he had most of the pallet, aka methamphetamines the real deal. Not some wimpy energy shots, haha.

@ImprovmanZero

9 ай бұрын

It is the people's joke for us to share comrade

@rarinrecruit3150

9 ай бұрын

I could help but think “something something Tartarus”

@doodknight01

5 ай бұрын

I have actually drank 5 five hour energies... as well as two redlines, two Rockstar and a three tall can monsters (the ones with the twist off top) all within an hour... man idk how I'm alive

Captain America=Super Soldier Serum. Captain Finland=Meth, just a shit tonne of meth.

@Magnustopheles

Жыл бұрын

To be fair, the Americans tried heroin

@jonathanevans3853

10 ай бұрын

​@@Magnustophelesdon't forget LSD

@Mike-eg9ok

9 ай бұрын

Really, you ever wonder how the Germans beat the French in 6 weeks? Because they didn't require sleep.

Simo Hayha: Range is just a number. Aimo: *MEEP MEEP*

@danielbrooks732

Жыл бұрын

And you just made my day good sir, meep meep

@Witherbrine98

Жыл бұрын

Between these two, I'm of the impression that Finnish soldiers were built different back then.

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

@@Witherbrine98 Don't forget Lauri Törni/Larry Thorne, who fought for three different militaries from the Continuation War through Vietnam (Finnish army, Waffen-SS, US Army Special Forces).

@domination1985

Жыл бұрын

More like dash from the Incredibles

@Krokmaniak

Жыл бұрын

​@@JaxMerrickMan literally too angry at Soviets to just retire

Mikeburnfire had a campfire story about him, at least I think it was a campfire story, and Zach had the perfect phrase to *describe him: "There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"

@Shimmeringashes.

Жыл бұрын

It is episode 147 - Bradley's Birthright a bit abridged but it's got most of the story points right

There's actually a 3rd finnish soldier that would be worth a mention. Lauri Törni or later, Larry Thorne. He fought in the finnish army,then in a SS volunteer brigade and then went to the US and became a green beret before going missing in Vietnam. Man hated the colour red really badly.

@Effect-Without-Cause

Жыл бұрын

They found the wreckage in 1999 btw.

@chazo1367

Жыл бұрын

@@Effect-Without-Cause Remains formally identified in 2003 and he was buried in Arlington, along with the RVNAF casualties of the mission recovered at the crash site. Memorialised on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial too.

@Gyrbae

11 ай бұрын

The holy trinity of legendary finnish soldiers. Simo Häyhä, Lauri Törni and Aimo Koivunen.

@devinwhite5064

10 ай бұрын

ah yes, the soldier of three armies

@BlackEpyon

8 ай бұрын

If the trend of the past year is any indication, he'll immediately be condemned of war crimes, simply for volunteering for the SS, regardless of what he did or didn't do.

His body went so fast it actually speed up his evolution and allow him to sustain on Meth alone.

this man took so much meth he was able to reallocate all stat points into agility and durability

Man became a tank due to meth, so he literally became to high to die

6:52 Given the MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE his system has been slammed into, I wouldn't be surprised if he was on the verge of overheating if he slept through a snowstorm.

Count Dankula did a video on this story. He pointed out that the Finnish doctors who examined him concluded that he was "built different." When it came to his photo, he also said "That is the face of a man who has seen God."

@jonathanevans3853

10 ай бұрын

"this is a man who has seen the face of God, spit in it and skidd'd away"

@Xeno_Solarus

3 ай бұрын

​@@jonathanevans3853 Eyyy, a fellow fan of Mike and Zach's New Vegas videos.

@jonathanevans3853

3 ай бұрын

@@Xeno_Solarus yeah I find them hilarious. I still play New Vegas and fallout 3 so watching their videos is nostalgic

"It's never time to not fast!" - Aimo Koivunen, March 18th 1944

I wish schools in America in middle school and highschool would teach about Pervitin. It would get much more people to paid attention in class and make more people to want to learn. I actually got in trouble in middle school history class, my grandfather on my mom’s side told me about the meth the Nazis used. I got in trouble for talking about meth not the history behind it. When I teach the new generation about it, most kids want to learn and read more. Here is a side note: 2 attempts on Hitler’s life that most people don’t know about. One attempt was by a suicidal clown with a red nose. The other one was by a Hitler youth Boy Scouts group. The Abwehr actually knew and did not tell the Gestapo. The Abwehr are also one of the main reasons we know what the Nazis did during the War.

@pyro1047

9 ай бұрын

Amphetamines were a regular part of US military operations in WWII, with some Marines mentioning sometimes normal Marines would go "Kill Crazy" and have no problem gunning down Japanese whether they were surrendering or not with weird crazy smiles on there faces. And they were especially common as "Go Pills" for pilots on long missions. At least until a dumbass disobeyed orders in Iraq/Afghanistan and decided to take the initiative and used his F-16's 20mm rotary cannon to strafe a "group of enemy's trying to shoot him or his wingman down" despite being told not to. Afterwards all hell breaks loose and he's told to GTFO of there and land, upon which he and his wingman are informed they just strayed and killed Canadian troops of the royal princesses brigade or some shit, that were training on a live fire exercise with there Leopard 1's and couldn't possibly have been AAA shooting at them. Pilot freaks out, denys all responsibility and claims it was actually the Airforces fault because he was such a high sortie rate for days and high on go pills which made him do it. (Despite this not being a big issue for the last 40-50yrs). He eventually gets away with it, and now no one's allowed to have anymore fun and Amphetamines have been banned in the US Military as "wakefulness" drugs, and have been replaced by various forms of Modafinil. Basically keeps you awake without the high, and "supposedly" the side effects. But the hallucinations from Amphetamines are mostly from prolonged and/or repeated sleep deprivation which would still occur I imagine.

Roadrunner bypassed traps, Wyle E gets hit with his own traps, Aimo proves cartoon physics and animated ragdoll survivable.

15:50 dude looks like the high never ended.

@aquilesgarciaperez5918

2 ай бұрын

The Meth was nowhere in his body, but into his Soul 😂 😂 😂

Dude was living all his years in a single minute level high

I am convinced hypothermia was not an issue because his heart thought he was a hummingbird. Remember being rescued 2 weeks later the man had a resting heart rate of 200bpm. Normal resting heart rate is about 1/3 that.

@CorporalCookie

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, his blood was circulating so fast that it was leaving skid marks in his veins.

@jonathanevans3853

10 ай бұрын

I started laughing my ass off as soon as you said hummingbird cuz my mind immediately went to the extremely high heart rate and the consumption of calories that normally comes to most hummingbirds and then how he'd lost so much weight. The man probably running a body temperature at least 30% higher than normal with a heart rate that fast there's no telling how fast is heart was going well he was actually skiing

His eyeballs started to vibrate as he approached the speed of light.

Man was rolling 20s

I still can't get over tweakers on ice. How in the nine hells did this man survive?

@FubukiTheIcyKing

Жыл бұрын

Roll for luck

@JaxMerrick

Жыл бұрын

Finns are just built different.

@doyourbest_uwu

Жыл бұрын

​@@FubukiTheIcyKing "30" "HOW?"

@FubukiTheIcyKing

Жыл бұрын

@@doyourbest_uwu Meth

@danielbrooks732

Жыл бұрын

​@@doyourbest_uwu "How do you roll a 30 on a 20 dice?!"

man literally activated a videogame cheat code

Drugs are one way to make truth stranger than fiction.

I've heard of higher than a kite, but Aimo just took a page from The Red Baron and just went HIGHER!

@Crttyt67

11 ай бұрын

Man was so high he became the king of the skies, flying too fast and flying too high

10:14 this story is fkin fallout logic irl while high as shit on meth

Finnish soldiers: "Oh crap! It's the Soviets! They're on our tail!" Aimo: "Not for long." [eats a ton of Pervitin] [PERKELE intensifies]

Aimo heard a voice that said "Aimo take the pills you must finnish this Aimo" and so he did.

Ascended to godhood on meth is the only way to fight a wolverine

down to 55 in 14 days.... that was a fasted weight lose ever without surgery

@ChaosMachina2022

Жыл бұрын

95 not 55

@czarnynight

Жыл бұрын

@@ChaosMachina2022 oh. still. All fat is gone

Lets be real, the only reason this guy died at 71 was that his high finally wore off, if it had lasted longer he'd still be here

@plumdestiny6968

Ай бұрын

Factual statement

Pine needles are actually rich in vitamins.

@Seldonlair

Жыл бұрын

You know what Pine Needles aren't rich in? Shit a human can digest to stave off starvation.

@Knightblood1

Жыл бұрын

​@Seldonlair not if you cook it like Aimo did

@frednone

8 ай бұрын

t lord the taste.

This is what it looks like to have a forbidden 11 in both endurance and luck.

I was just wheezing through this entire episode! 17 minutes, and I could barely hold myself together. Like, is this dude the inspiration for DC's Snowflame?!

Those are the eyes of a man who has seen the face of God and laughed

It's an awesome story. In comic books, anyone doing this AND surviving would have ended up with permanent superpowers.

14:57 3rd most famous Finnish soldier is probably Lauri Allan Törni (Larry Thorn) the soldier of 3 armys🇫🇮

@Archris17

Жыл бұрын

aka: The man with the most burning hatred for the color red in human history. The man so fucking a n g e r y that he didn't care if he was a Nazi or a green beret so long as he got to kill communists. The man who didn't even care what FLAVOR of communist you were, so long as he could murder you!

@GhostBear3067

11 ай бұрын

However much you think you hate communism Törni hated it more.

@chazo1367

11 ай бұрын

@@GhostBear3067no one will ever hate communism more than that man…

Aimo was a marine in a past life change my mind.

That man's blood was moving fast enough ice was not gonna stick to it.

Dude looks like he has seen the face of god. He may also be dash from the Incredibles

@TheKenchanx

Жыл бұрын

"There's a picture of him, and he looks like a man that saw the face of God, spit in it, and ski'd away!"

@domination1985

Жыл бұрын

​@@TheKenchanxgoing reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Super glad you're reacting to this guy's content. Fat Electrician covers a bunch of already super-interesting military shit, makes it hilarious, and then there's the fact that his ad breaks actually advertise some dope shit. The old-style machined tools? Dope. The high-quality, yet dirt cheap holsters? Double dope. Keep on keepin' on, my friend :D

Spawncamp soviets, Burn random cabin, Run fades with log, another day in the life.

styropyro normally covers lasers but he has a few vids where he makes and talks about a book of old home remedies 😂

@domination1985

Жыл бұрын

When was like glow-in-the-dark crayons that had literally radium or uranium something like that in them

Pine needles are a great source of vitamin C. They are great when steeped into a tea.

Highly recommend you keep reacting to his videos on specific soldiers. Comedy aside the stories are as nuts as they are inspiring

9:18 Bro that's worse. I'd rather have it be High Jackman or the bear.

You know, if you turn the autoplay off you don't have to cancel it every time.

If you think about the cabin he kept scooting away from the fire. He was laying on the floor kip so he way lower than the smoke

Simo, Aimo and Lauri walk into Russia...

@ericward8459

10 ай бұрын

There is now no more Russia

@RoyalMela

Ай бұрын

Soviet Union walked into Simo, Lauri and Aimo.

you should do his video on the gun truck of Vietnam, the m2 browning and the mk19

0:15 That's the face of a man that locked eyes with God and dared him to blink.

Dude didn't just consume every potion in his inventory at once, he ate the entire apothecary shop!

you actually are slightly immune to hypothermia because the energy is actually translated to heat

Look at the picture of that dude. That is the face of a man who say the face of God and laughed at it. It is a man who saw Satan and asked for his number.

Fun Fact for old timey drugs: Heroin is a brand name, not the actual name of the drug which IIRC has 2 "scientific names" Diacytlmorphine and Diamorphine. Heroin was Bayer's brand of "Cure all", basically for anything. "Your baby's got a cough? Give'em a Spoonful of Heroin, brought to you by Bayer!" No, I'm not joking. And this was even in like the 1900's-1910's or 20's before they started banning things like coke and heroin in OTC meds. And places like the UK still use Diamorphine (Heroin) for hospital use only, whereas it's 100% banned in the US so hospitals gotta use drugs like Dilaudid (Hydromorphone) and Opana (Oxymorphone) when you need something stronger than Oxycodone but weaker than Fentanyl.

@ealtar

5 ай бұрын

get some "hero in " you !!

The man looks like he saw God and laughed at him.

This man is, to quote a 3Teeth song, Higher Than Death!

I wish a company would make Kydex holsters that have leather shells for style.

How do you say "Yo what is up my drug dog fo shizzle" in Winter War?

Some chewing gums contained cocaine back when you had to go to a pharmacy for candy.

Thier is this heavenly recording my history teacher showed me once and it was of a Finnish commando stealing a Soviet KV-2 and driving it into the forest.

Old timey cough meds had Chloroform... aka "Can't cough if your not awake."

Heroin was a cough syrup for childern at first.

first time catching a new upload

Every Russian gopnik until the snow start snippin’

Bro got the wild wasteland perk. “Do drugs. Kill a -bear- -wolverine- log”

It's just like me finding and trying my German grandfather chocolate bar😂

Remember that one time you murdered a wolverine in the middle of the night with a compass while high on meth. Pepperridge Farm remembers.

This 1 and the newest vid about mcnasty are awesome

This dude was the real life Hangover before The Hangover was even made

As another comment said: The Man. The Meth. The Legend.

I feel like this could have been the inspiration for Snowflame: the Cocaine-Powered Supervillain.

❤❤❤❤❤

Meth nugget!!

12:59 A different version says it was 30 feet, way more plausible.

The funny thing is did he ski into a Russian camp and run away fight a bush thinking it was Russian attack a log using his compass and burn down a cabin? Or were those hallucinations too. Even he can't be sure he may have skid to Moscow and had tea with Stalin for all he knows.

Simo's story is actually fuckin' nuts too

man had enough in him to become a shinra soldier

owb makes a nice open carry holster for the m9 (assuming u don't run a light) the blackhawk serpa level3 is another good choice (they make this one for a lot of guns m9, 1911, glocks, etc.)

the real world flash

I love this fat electrician videos

Not just old time pharmacies but the original formula for Coje a Cola contains cocaine.

I can live happy knowing the majority of this happened in my birth month

How does one sleep while high on meth?

The marine saying brother

Should have done the count dankula video. Much funnier, more in depth.

I am looking for a holster for a FN57 I'll check out the we the people holsters

So 29 pills is the magic number

Lets see the perk of finnish soldier:disgustingly resilient 3:minus 75% of all aoe dmg and status effects

Pine contains a good amount of vitamin C. So that's good.

*I am Aimo and i'm the fastest man alive!*

Huh, didn't know Thor was a Vtuber as a side gig.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

And if that man was anything but Finnish, I’d say he shoulda been a Marine, ahaha!

😂😂😂😂

Log (tm)

Should had watched Countdankula's video of this. It was way better told and way funnier.

Worst trip ever

Kip at the end "the marines are just built different" while true as far as I know as a layman a finish GI in the winter war were all built to that same level and people like this guy and the white death are even more extreme than them. The white death git his 500+ kills in ONE WINTER and did ALL of them with only iron sights on a bolt action rifle

This video is awful count dankulas is more accurate to aimos personal account of events

@joshuavanburen743

8 ай бұрын

Then go watch his fucking video

That is the face of a man that has seen the face of God and laughed.