"I'm not on antidepressants I'm on 👋SPEEED👋" has to be one of Wilson's best lines of the show🤣

@morfeyy-

Жыл бұрын

foreman: "we have to stop retracing our steps... and get ahead of this thing" wilson: "house... you've tanned"

@Maweena

Жыл бұрын

Speeeed 🤗

@Holder_25

Жыл бұрын

That's right

@Crowswing19

Жыл бұрын

It keeps catching me off guard, it seems like the funniest moments have passed and then he does his demented little jazz hands

@lunaticxyz9999

Жыл бұрын

Aha you yawn 😂 ,Aha you trying to kill me 😂

"I'm not on anti-depressants, I'm on speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!" Are you sure it's not lupus?

@DrAskildsen

4 жыл бұрын

Speed/molly or Amphetamine is a stimulant that is similar to methylphenidate used in the treatment of ADHD and narcolepsy. Methylphenidate is an amphetamine-like substance used in drugs to treat Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in children and adults. Most feel good on this, maybe dehydrated. Funny how he tries to simulate it was another drug he took. House took it to the teeth like you can vith cocaine because it sedates the mouth and also perfect to rub in the teeth if you have pain.

@patrioticjustice9040

4 жыл бұрын

Nephilim I know, it was a joke. Look in the threads of these clips; Lupus is the big joke of the series.

@DrAskildsen

4 жыл бұрын

@@patrioticjustice9040 I know, I was just in that zone to give info. Hehe, no worries. I planed to reply to the joke too, but already clicked the button, and didn't want to edit it.

@meowdy3490

4 жыл бұрын

Its never lupus!

@jartmd

4 жыл бұрын

Meowdy you beat me to it

"You dosed me!" "Yes, but only because you didnt trust me" lol always gets me

@MrRepoman197

Жыл бұрын

House's logic: If he doesn't take the dosed coffee I can take it instead!

@tjjordan4207

Жыл бұрын

It’s a surprisingly justifiable reason. Illegal, but justifiable.

@cix9420

11 ай бұрын

@@tjjordan4207 well House is a genius so I think he realized it wouldn't hold up in court that he attempted to give him some coffee and he ended up taking the coffee House intended to drink off of his desk which was dosed personally for House.

@greenbareet

3 ай бұрын

@@cix9420 That is a solid point. You sir, would be a great lawyer

@ryuzakikun96

2 ай бұрын

I think he just drugged both cups of coffee and just didn't drink from the other cup.

Upon learning that House bought him a coffee, Wilson's first move is to check that he still has his wallet. So classic!!

@hihtitmamnan

11 ай бұрын

lmfao i didn't get it until i read your comment

@mrstupiduniverse731c

6 ай бұрын

this is how shows need to be again, they need good actors that will improvise when they know they should or have good writers/directors that will make sure these kinds of moments happen cuz they have an attention to detail for the characters they helped create

@tjjordan4207

4 ай бұрын

The big mistake was drinking anything from House.

@oldred2470

19 күн бұрын

Plus either way it was a win for house

"You don't know my medical history!" If there's one thing House knows, it's absolutely everything about Wilson.

@princesurein7275

4 жыл бұрын

He knew his blood type at one episode and wilson was like jesus fucking christ you creep xD.

@GrifoStelle

4 жыл бұрын

👍 you're at 666. Take my symbolic like

@freshpulp112

3 жыл бұрын

I really expected House to correct him about this but maybe he doesn't want Wilson to know, then he'd be forced to admit he cares

@rohan123456ful

3 жыл бұрын

Not only that, he knew he wouldn't trust him to take the coffee cup that he gives, so he kept the one he would aside😂😂😂, such mind games

@speed150mph

3 жыл бұрын

That makes it sound like Wilson is special in that regard. House makes it his business to know absolutely everything about everyone he knows or deals with in a professional or personal capacity.

I love how House spikes so many of his coworkers’ drinks that he keeps a mortar and pestle in his desk.

@tsmitz8184

5 жыл бұрын

It was from trying to spike his own drink is what I always took from this scene

@atharali6390

4 жыл бұрын

Xxx

@atharali6390

4 жыл бұрын

Xxx

@Kyriakos703

4 жыл бұрын

@@tsmitz8184 Not the case. He anticipated that Wilson wouldn't trust him and purposely offered him the clean one.

@rehaniftikhar3266

4 жыл бұрын

0000

His soft little "sorry" when he takes the heart rate thing is adorable

@EPrimeify

2 жыл бұрын

Oximeter.

@shengwu9077

2 жыл бұрын

@@EPrimeifycool

@neileapenninan8706

2 жыл бұрын

@@EPrimeify it has both in one device dude

@EPrimeify

2 жыл бұрын

@@neileapenninan8706 huh?

@neileapenninan8706

Жыл бұрын

@@EPrimeify oh it was a pulse oximeter my bad, I took the name literally

Love how Wilson was *IMMEDITAELY* suspicious about the coffee and how House switched the coffees, knowing that Wilson would take the one off his desk and not the one House was holding

@TheOfficialDjProduct

Жыл бұрын

House could of easily put it in both coffees. Ya know, like a Princess Bride thing. Except it's more that House doesn't care, not that he's immune.

@mysterygirl30011

Жыл бұрын

Yea, suite the bluff

@doomedbringer

Жыл бұрын

except should have known something was up and that house would expect him to spike the coffee not being offered because house never buys so much as a coffee for anyone

@tomb816

9 ай бұрын

@@TheOfficialDjProduct "Never get involved in a land war in Asia!"

@DeadFishFactory

8 ай бұрын

And House likely doesn't care which one he takes. If Wilson just took the cup that was handed to him, then House gets free amphetamines, so he wins either way.

“A heart attack isn’t gonna kill you, you were in a hospital!” -Dr. House

@mirzaahmed6589

4 жыл бұрын

*you work

@sowhat...

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 *you WERE

@EmperorRahem

4 жыл бұрын

@@mirzaahmed6589 how does it feel to be wrong when telling someone else is wrong?

@meleardil

4 жыл бұрын

Well, despite the 185 heartbeat his oxygen saturation was pretty low, only 90%. I would have worried about that much more!

@Noelfriday

4 жыл бұрын

@@EmperorRahem Not him but I would feel pretty embarrassed and not comment anymore

I bought you an espresso *Wilson immediately checks for his wallet

@moodlampActual

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't even notice lol

@mkratos17

5 жыл бұрын

Stuff like that made the show great lol

@daltonlynch2248

4 жыл бұрын

That's me as a boss xD

@ThashaPN12

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@The_Stray

4 жыл бұрын

I also liked the bit where House mixed Wilson's coffee with a pen then immediately put it back in the cup.

This is one of the funniest sequences in the show. From House gumming the leftover speed, to Wilson with the big sarcastic 'Im on SPEEEEED.'

@hihtitmamnan

11 ай бұрын

you actually pointed the least funny points of this clip

3:56 "Ah ha, you yawned" "AH HUH, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME"

"AHA, YOU YAWNED!" *"aHa, YOU TRIED TO KILL ME!"* I strive to have their relationship dynamic.

@chaosdweller

4 жыл бұрын

U have a very strange attitude

@itsjustvin7630

4 жыл бұрын

@@chaosdweller not so strange really

@chaosdweller

4 жыл бұрын

@@itsjustvin7630 lol

@TheGamexsplosion

4 жыл бұрын

Vin Sama strange

@itsjustvin7630

4 жыл бұрын

@@TheGamexsplosion eh not really.

"Im late for a ... breast thing"

@lockedontarget770

3 жыл бұрын

Foreman: *confused pikachu face*

@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504

3 жыл бұрын

No! More like "Dude wtf is Wrong with you?" LOL

@vinnieg6161

3 жыл бұрын

@@thesegacampgamerandwerecam7504 the natural calmness of foreman is perfect to compare to wilson on speed ='D

@SmilingExecutioner

5 ай бұрын

I mean its what we all think before turning it into nicer version

@installshieldwizard3017

4 ай бұрын

I don't know what I'm saying. YOU know what I'm saying!

I like the little detail of House asking for Wilson's pills and he refuses, but Wilson asks for House's pills and he immediately gives them to him

@mr.cauliflower3536

Жыл бұрын

1. Mops up his fault 2. Can claim Wilson is a hypocrite 3. Wilson actually did put house on antidepressants, so he didn't wanna double dose him

@justthememelordsnextdoor9120

11 ай бұрын

I mean he dispenses vicodin to his clinic patients on the daily soooo

@Inkspeckle

7 ай бұрын

also I'm pretty sure antidepressants are much more difficult to get right than painkillers. with painkillers you know pretty quickly they're working correctly, because the pain goes away (or gets at least more bearable). Figuring out the right antidepressant for someone can take months or years even if its done by a professional who knows the patient well because there are so many different things you need to factor in to decide whether they are working "correctly" or not. you can't just hand someone random antidepressants and that cures their depression, it doesnt work like that at all.

@Nimish204

6 ай бұрын

Wilson had actually dosed House with antidepressants. He didn't want House double dosing.

@sirkelendor5429

Ай бұрын

​@@Inkspeckle well no anti depressants cure depression, they work like painkillers, they bring the symptoms to manageable levels, depression(as i understand it) is the brain not producing dopamine correctly, so the anti depressents do one of two things. They either A. Introduce dopamine to the brain or 2. Help by dulling the emotion receptors in the brain to bring about a more neutral mood Im not a doctor but this is my best guess

I salute how Wilson still manage to look her in the eyes throughout the whole conversation.

"And to think... your cup was the one spiked all this time." House: "They were both spiked. I spent the last few years developing an immunity to speed."

@lizziearnold9819

4 жыл бұрын

Princess Bride vibes 💙

@ooin_otaku4282

4 жыл бұрын

@@lizziearnold9819 haha I thought of Princess Bride too

@MasterArchfiend

4 жыл бұрын

The best part is that this reference would actually work in the show.

@BassRacerx

4 жыл бұрын

it's call ADHD lmao

@LudaChez

2 жыл бұрын

@@BassRacerx and you give people with ADHD methamphetamine. The generic name for Adderall is methamphetamine.

“I’m not on antidepressants I’m on spEeEeeEEEeeEd.”

@damirjelic7594

5 жыл бұрын

I cahf taljmy

@youtubenerd7898

5 жыл бұрын

Damir Jelic can you repeat that again, but in English?

@damirjelic7594

5 жыл бұрын

I cant talk I am on speed (and I was writting that on speed)

@youtubenerd7898

5 жыл бұрын

Damir Jelic oh

@lauralebel

5 жыл бұрын

Im not on antidepressants IM ON SPEEEEEEEEED

The fact that they were both drugged makes this episode so much more satisfying. This is my favorite House MD episode of all time. It really shows their relationship and distinct personalities.

@agentseptember7185

10 ай бұрын

They weren't both drugged. House held up the safe cup knowing Wilson would pick the cup that was not offered to him and get spiked

@nathananderson7962

10 ай бұрын

@@agentseptember7185 Later on in the episode he says both cups were drugged.

@HolySeven-sk2hf

9 ай бұрын

Which Episode is this ?

@nowandaround312

2 ай бұрын

​@@nathananderson7962 He never says that, I just watched the full episode. It's clear that he puts all of the powder into only one of the cups. At the end of this video when he tells Wilson "I wouldn't drink that" that's not the coffee from earlier, he made that drink for himself after he got home. He was being drugged though, Wilson was secretly giving him antidepressants, that's why he backtracked when House said he'd start taking them.

@zen_7748

2 ай бұрын

@@nowandaround312 Is that how you interpreted that cup Wilson was about to drink from? I interpreted it as House's leg being in too much pain, so he pissed in the cup instead of standing up and limping over to the bathroom. House makes vague pointing gestures toward his bathroom as he was trying to explain to Wilson why he shouldn't drink from that cup.

"i'm not on antidepressants, i'm on 👋SPEEEEED👋" best line from wilson🤣

Wilson: *Takes "Houses" cup* Me: "You fool, you fell victim to one of the classic blunders!"

@bluemartian9

5 жыл бұрын

YOUR A FOOL TO ATTEMPT TO MATCH WITS WITH A SICILIAN!!!

@Behemoth_Rogue

5 жыл бұрын

My name is Gregory House, and you helped cuddy cut up my leg, prepare to die!

@ngossett75

5 жыл бұрын

They were both dosed. I spent the last few years building up an immunity to amphetamine powder

@reyyoung7767

5 жыл бұрын

INCONCEIVABLE

@TheRealTerranMarine

5 жыл бұрын

God I love you people

The lady being "felt up" still had a reassuring sense of wholesomeness after being creeped out

@RiteshSingh-po7tm

2 жыл бұрын

Wilson was super wholesome so in return she was wholesome too

@KantHandleThis

Жыл бұрын

Yes, she’s an adorable character

@beanshady

Жыл бұрын

She wanted to bang him. Only plausible explanation.

@donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239

Жыл бұрын

J.D. Matthias women get molested and raped daily. They are use to men being creepy and hitting on them. It's perfectly normal to be hit on and to care about people. Women are caring creatures that generally try to care for others in need.

@THESLlCK

Жыл бұрын

@@KantHandleThis nothing to do with the gazungas?

His face journey when he realizes he’s been dosed absolutely kills me

2:24 The look on Foremans face is priceless 🤣 🤣

@alexan2717

3 ай бұрын

He's so done😂

"I'm not on antidepressants, I'm on speeeed!" lol

@lindsaymcauley9345

5 жыл бұрын

alexmaster99100 4:12

@ericvargas5499

5 жыл бұрын

Shut up nigh

@Larkinnz

5 жыл бұрын

Is it funny that I read this the same time it happened in the video

@padfoot1178

4 жыл бұрын

alexmaster99100 speed I am speed

@DriftDesu_

4 жыл бұрын

*Octane when he uses stim*

Foreman's face when Wilson leaves rambling is priceless

@joebenzz

5 жыл бұрын

The "dafuq?" face XD

@Gold6240

5 жыл бұрын

@@joebenzz "You know he wants you. You know he's good. You know he can make you good." That was a tiny bit sexual, Wilson xD

@tiffanypersaud3518

5 жыл бұрын

Prentice Neto, his whole speech to Foreman was so right and so wrong all at the same time, ha!

@bjchit

5 жыл бұрын

"Oh Jesus, House is taking downers and he's taking uppers."

@samuelshearer8686

5 жыл бұрын

Vicky Stark Aa

Robert plays it so well, I'm almost convinced he literally just took a dose before filming 🤣

Ok but Robert Sean Leonard playing someone on speed is hilarious and awesome

*”I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on SPEEEEED.”* ^Wilson doing his cute, awkward jazz hand’s^

@maximumeffort5877

4 жыл бұрын

SPEEEED IS KEEEY

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

3 жыл бұрын

..

@RyanSmith-wo2pi

3 жыл бұрын

....

@willowd0ll

3 жыл бұрын

I love that moment 😂😂

@CrusaderDom3

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO I KNOW RIGHR ! Like why did he did that with his hands ? 😂😂😂

I just lost it when House licked the pill residue off his finger like it was barbeque sauce 🤣🤣😂😂

@generichuman2044

5 жыл бұрын

He wasn't licking it, he was gumming it lol

@rabbitearsguy

5 жыл бұрын

He used a mortar and pestal. He never actually touched it.

@rabbitearsguy

5 жыл бұрын

Oh wait nevermind xD

@forestrot666

4 жыл бұрын

That was a gum dust my dear.

@MomMom4Cubs

4 жыл бұрын

I chortled at this comment as well. I'm not meaning to mock the OP; I just found it cute.

I love how House says he got him coffee and Wilson immediately checks for his own wallet

0:44 I just noticed Wilson reaches for his wallet to see if House stole it to pay for the drinks

Imagine being a patient and then your doctor leaves while saying he is about to kill someone.

@katl3892

2 жыл бұрын

There was an episode when patient told Chase that he killed someone then he admitted to kill four people. And Chase said try to not to kill anyone till I back.

@victorpradha9946

2 жыл бұрын

Imagine being a patient, the doctor is doing a breast exam and winks at you while his hand is on your breast...and then he proceeds to put a pulse ox monitor on his finger and is profusely sweating... Becomes angered and shouts that he's going to kill someone. Are you coming back THERE for your next follow-up?

@victorpradha9946

2 жыл бұрын

@@katl3892 That's because Chase figured out the guy was confabulating which was neurologically based!

@katl3892

2 жыл бұрын

@@victorpradha9946 I know that 😂 I figured it out, even I'm not a doctor.

@websterri

2 жыл бұрын

@@victorpradha9946 He was so nice about it though. She was very clearly not put off by it at all, more curious.

therapy: expensive the wilson on speed scene: free

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

3 ай бұрын

you ever do a breast exam on speed?

@Yoiyejsjwjanbsej

2 ай бұрын

@@SaraMorgan-ym6ue Wilson sure did!

I think anyone who takes ADHD medication can appreciate this performance. That exchange with Foreman is 100% spot on for those days where you take a full does when you should have taken half.

@iprobablyforgotsomething

2 жыл бұрын

Not really, because if you *actually have* ADD/ADHD taking stims DOESN'T GET YOU HIGH. It makes you calm, because your brain is not functioning as it should be -- which is why your executive functioning doesn't function -- and the medication corrects this. People who get high off it (and I don't mean "anxious/agitated" but actually high) are people whose brains already produce the proper chemicals and automatically regulate them, but with pills are now getting an overload of them. . That's why people with ADD/ADHD on stims are *taking meds* but people without that condition are DOING DRUGS.

@goodnight4u

2 жыл бұрын

@@iprobablyforgotsomething Yeah but having ADHD doesn't make you immune from taking too much medication. If I stay off my meds for 2 weeks because my workload doesn't justify dealing with the side effects of ADHD meds, when I start again usually 7.5-15mg is enough to get me through my day. But if I've been taking my medication daily I'll eventually need the full 30mg prescribed dose. Taking the 30mg on a day when 7.5-15mg should have been taken will make you feel like your brain is vibrating in your skull.

@saifblade

2 жыл бұрын

@@iprobablyforgotsomething hmm i got diagnosed with adhd. I struggle with executive functioning. When i take 30 mg it seems too intense, but i recently switched to 10 and it helps me a lot but doesnt last too long. Also when i used to take 30 itnwould wear off. I also have ocd and and the stimulants exascerbate the ocd.

@willcoffarchives

Жыл бұрын

​@@iprobablyforgotsomething wrong. They clearly said full dose. An overdose effects anyone

@Alex-vl1mk

9 ай бұрын

I sure wouldn't be able to tell that since it doesn't do that to me

Wilson’s first instinct when told that House bought him a coffee is to check if his wallet is still on him lol

"I clearly cannot take the cup you offered me because only a great fool would take what is offered him. I am not a great fool."

@SirTreehugger

4 жыл бұрын

You surely have a dizzying intellect.

@VTXHobbies

4 жыл бұрын

Wait till I get going!

@keeganmckristlly3234

4 жыл бұрын

Where was I... Australia. Yes, Australia....

@knopflerfan9069

3 жыл бұрын

lol that was my thought watching that part too

@samcochran8203

3 жыл бұрын

@Amilah And you must have suspected I knew of the powders origin, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me Your just stalling now You'd like to think that wouldn't you, you've beaten my giant, which means your exceptionally strong, so you could've put the poison in your own goblet trusting on your strength to save you, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of you, but you've also bested my Spaniard, which means you must have studied, and in studying you must have learned that man is mortal, so you would've put the poison as far from yourself as possible, so I clearly cannot chose the wine in front of me

Wilson slipped antidepressant into House `s coffee several times to make him more "happy . ", more normal. House realized that and that is why he put speed into Wilson `s coffee.

@Lord_Cynrik

4 жыл бұрын

House didn’t know until later. House thought Wilson was on the antidepressants and drugged Wilson to prove that he was

@ECW5320

4 жыл бұрын

@@Lord_Cynrik These niggas are crazy.

@underdude9818

3 жыл бұрын

Brb going to spike my coworkers drinks with speed

@Pyan3z

3 жыл бұрын

Not exactly: House dropped anphetamines in Wilson's coffe to prove HE was on antidepressants, but didnt figure out untill later in the episode that Wilson "refused" to give him the antidepressants in this scene because he didn't want to give him a double dose

@AngelMendoza-um8pm

3 жыл бұрын

He didn't realize it yet

I love how professional Wilson is unlike other doctors

Wilson: "YOU DOSED ME!!!" House: "Only because you didn't trust me!" I wonder why he wouldn't, House. XD

@damat9607

5 жыл бұрын

If he trusted him house would have got the drugged one so not on house

@ShimSladyBrand

5 жыл бұрын

damat 960 right

@EmeraldCrocodil

4 жыл бұрын

@@damat9607 If he trusted him I bet House woluld have began to search for another way to dose him. Both because he needed to know if Wilson was taking antidepressants - and because it's FUN! :D

@sabinatsang

4 жыл бұрын

The irony of the fact Wilson dosed House too (with Antidepressants)

@kheperasekmet5197

4 жыл бұрын

Like nurse Jackie that was a good show

Lol I have severe ADHD and take 52mg a day. It helps me concentrate, but I'll never forget when my buddy (who doesn't have it took a pill without me knowing, convinced that it was a placebo). He cleaned my entire house, drove to his place, cleaned his entire flat (which was filthy/he was a hoarder), drove back to my place, told me Feminists are a plague that needs to be cleaned, then watched the news for 12 more hour then went to sleep. He also asked me for more (I declined).

@Summertimeislife

3 жыл бұрын

Your pic scared me for a sec

@BIGDDrome

3 жыл бұрын

You don't need pills for adhd what you need is physical exuration and something that relaxes you maybe music or video games.

@hunterthomson2012

3 жыл бұрын

@@BIGDDrome well life doesn't always allow for that. yeah im going to go for a quick jog during work or class, let me just listen to music mid-job, or a game. and i know i probably come off as rude but life can be busy and sometimes those meds are needed, but its people like you that invalidate others from taking those meds, ive seen people be scared of taking them because there peers says ADD or ADHD doesn't exist or is invalid and ive seen those people struggle, its sad

@anhnhvn

3 жыл бұрын

@@BIGDDrome Really? Are you a doctor?

@totoro-chan7700

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao this is the most amazing thing I've ever read today 😂

I love how it shows Wilson tapping his leg rapidly, as the first indication.

“i dont know what i’m saying- i don’t- you dont- i- you know what im saying- and you know im right!” by far one of the most relatable quotes in this show

Wilsons reaction at the end "YOU PUT DRUGS IN THIS ONE TOO?!?"

@garrettreish5644

4 жыл бұрын

He didn't put drugs in it, he peed in the cup. He said he had to go to the bathroom and his leg hurt (aka didn't wanna get up).

@lindasmith6316

4 жыл бұрын

@@garrettreish5644 LOL!

@mikevignola4213

3 жыл бұрын

I swear it's like A-Team flashbacks when they have to drug or trick BA to get him on a plane

@delanorrosey4730

2 жыл бұрын

@@garrettreish5644 When I have to urinate, I guarantee I can easily overfill a coffee cup. I thought he put alcohol in the coffee cup to boost the effects of the vicodin because he said his leg was hurting him. Wilson has antidepressants, amphetamines, and now vicodin in his system. I don't think it would be a good idea to chase all 3 with alcohol shortly thereafter.

@dustinbenzel8704

2 жыл бұрын

@@delanorrosey4730 He would've said he put alcohol in it, that's not something you would be coy about.

Wilson on speed is me trying to fit into society. The resemblance is scary

@calm_compost

5 жыл бұрын

Wow....

@ebbietee98

5 жыл бұрын

Iconic

@riannekuilder7374

5 жыл бұрын

DAMN THAT'S TRUE! I almost never speak in public but when I do I just start rambling.

@annajormungandr5449

5 жыл бұрын

Hey at least your not house

@therealconniefrancis

5 жыл бұрын

😂

This must be the funniest episode I've ever seen. I seldom laugh. And the " You rang ? " Was quoting Lurch. Brilliant.

Tricking Wilson into drinking the wrong coffee was brilliant. It encapsulates the show almost perfectly.

3:46 "You dont know my medical history" Ohh! Thats both cute and ignorant, Wilson

@heyhoe168

5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@wessltov

5 жыл бұрын

Didn't House read his dossier all the way back in season 1?

@John-en4vd

5 жыл бұрын

Don’t*

@comeoncarl5616

5 жыл бұрын

@@John-en4vd don't*

@John-en4vd

5 жыл бұрын

Stereotypical KZread Commentator #503 that’s what I said mong

He's so smart even diseases bores him.

@nonexist7386

5 жыл бұрын

Sam Geurdi how the heck does this have 3k likes and no replies?

@genleeman

5 жыл бұрын

JimMybag 4Life you ruined it. We had a good thing going

@baghousetechnician9815

5 жыл бұрын

@@nonexist7386 nah I was the same way

@BethFlower7889

4 жыл бұрын

Bore**

@Mortsmommy123

4 жыл бұрын

I think they’re boring in general

Im a minute in and i love how house knows wilson so well that he tried to offer the UNSPIKED coffee

"You don't know my medical history," Wilson, you know house, he certainly does

"I can't give you my prescription, you have to meet with a psychiatrist... you need a whole work up" *Now give me your Vicodin*

@andrew7taylor

5 жыл бұрын

The hypocrisy is so everyday, it's astonishing!

@andrewwitham8493

4 жыл бұрын

Ironic ay? 😂

@jeffbrownme2

4 жыл бұрын

Isn't this because Wilson was secretly drugging House with antidepressants though and didn't want him to OD?

@tsetsgiindelbee1340

4 жыл бұрын

@@jeffbrownme2 yep

@jawadmohad333

4 жыл бұрын

😭

"Aha,you yawned!" "Aha... you tried to kil me" Gets me everytime🤣🤣

@morbius1273

3 жыл бұрын

I put you on uppers and you still yawned means it's a symptom of being a big fat liar

@country_flyboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@morbius1273 I'm not on antidepressants I'm on SpEeEeEeEd!

Why is wilson the most adorable and precious character ❤

No matter how many times I watch this, it never fails to make me laugh. Best. Subplot. EVER. In this show.

I love how dastardly perverted House is, and how utterly well-mannered Hugh Laurie is. The contrast is bloody brilliant.

Жыл бұрын

@Divergent Integral im sorry but i like house more than wooster

House: I bought you an espresso. Wilson: checks wallet

@branlopgar

4 жыл бұрын

Friendship goals

@oli2328

4 жыл бұрын

@@branlopgar ikr

@YeshuaKingMessiah

5 ай бұрын

I figured he’s was paying him back so needed his wallet

“I’m not on anti-depressants, I’m on speeeed”. -James Wilson

"I STACKED them." Why does that line crack me up😆

House and Wilson had such great chemistry. One of the best duo's on tv.

@Echelon-xh8mb

3 жыл бұрын

FIFA 99

@christophergoree6357

Жыл бұрын

Holmes and Watson...

@akkipakkii

Жыл бұрын

Harvey and mike from suits ♥️

miss this show so much

@annubis1912

6 жыл бұрын

And netflix removed it from their library :(

@2012isRonPaul

6 жыл бұрын

as much as a testicle tumour

@MrRepoman197

6 жыл бұрын

I wanna see what ended happening after the ending....SPOILER he faked his own death and left with his best friend.

@starbug1898

6 жыл бұрын

Watch The Good Doctor It's written by the same people and this doctor is completely altruistic with the same genius as House (they wanted an opposite but worthy opponent to House)

@wlee9888

6 жыл бұрын

Shizz What's your favorite episode so far?

"You dosed me!" "Y...Yes I did. But only because you didn't trust me!"

God I love this show. These shorts always make me laugh too. This is a great episode regardless, but its the the little things that matter. When House tells Wilson he bought him an expresso. The way Wilson checks for his wallet kills me every time 🤣🤣🤣

"aha you yawned" "aha you tried to kill me" god I miss them 😂

@bttrl8thnspncr

4 жыл бұрын

What's up ARMY 💜

@jkt4748

4 жыл бұрын

Like Ernie and Bert.

"you know he wants you" "you know he's good" "you know he can make you good" "I don't know what I'm saying" "you know what I'm saying" I wish he spent more time on this dose

@SaraMorgan-ym6ue

3 ай бұрын

you dosed me!!!!

I love that House knew Wilson wouldn't take the cup he offered so he spiked the other one

He gave him speed mixed in an /espresso/. Wilson should have had a heart attack lol.

@almostfm

3 жыл бұрын

With a heart rate of 185, I'm surprised he didn't. Assuming Wilson's in his early 40s, that's about the limit for what the heart can do.

How do you walk with the cane and the two coffees? I have big hands. This is your coffee.

@jkm7983

6 жыл бұрын

Piesho Nais I can probably hold two cups in one hand

@AhsanRabeet

6 жыл бұрын

A tray?

@iGuy28

6 жыл бұрын

....he explains it... *in the video*

@mustangrt8866

6 жыл бұрын

"I stacked them"

@AzguardMike

6 жыл бұрын

"i didnt.... i used this app called JustEat.....here's your cup"

"I'm on *S P E E E E E D* "

@kanishkchingar751

4 жыл бұрын

Hansane videos

@fooddrugadministrator4079

4 жыл бұрын

He’s on Speed but not Ritalin!

@TaylorKnightCosplay

3 жыл бұрын

Ritalin SR Ritalin is legal Speed.

@notoriousblt1038

3 жыл бұрын

4:11

Lmao the jaw movements while putting the label,Wilson was geeked out

I've never seen such an accurate portrayal of how someone on speed acts before.

Wilson: Well I can’t give you my prescription, you need to see a psychiatrist. Also Wilson: Give me a vicodin

@sillyking1991

3 жыл бұрын

tbf, the former wasn't potentially, imminently life or death

@guuhs

Жыл бұрын

He did Spiked houses coffe sometimes without prescription hahaha

@shelbypictureslimited4621

Жыл бұрын

He was lying. He didn't give House another (yes another) antidepressant because he ALSO dosed his coffee too and didn't want to double dose him

@YeshuaKingMessiah

5 ай бұрын

Wilson was goin to stroke

Why is Wilson cute? Why do I find this man who is at my father's age cute? I can't stop smiling

@wolf2468

3 жыл бұрын

bro same, season 1 he looked so young i thought his mannerisms were so adorable. i looked up pictures of him in his 20s and he's kinda hot ngl Edit: there are model pictures of robert sean leonard and ethan hawke that are *chef's kiss*

@Nanyael

3 жыл бұрын

Love you, girl

@moguldamongrel3054

3 жыл бұрын

Cause you have underlying daddy issues

@Ease54

3 жыл бұрын

I look just like Wilson, with your eyes closed.

@revenge856

3 жыл бұрын

Your a sad lonely person who needs a boyfriend

The fact that House knew Wilson would take the other coffee instead of the one he held out was genius. 😂

Wilson freaking out always made me laugh

0:38 always kills me xD Also love how Wilson immediately reaches for his wallet when House says he got him an espresso xD

"I wouldn't drink that." Great line.

@mandeloo9404

6 жыл бұрын

TheGoldcountry no it's not.

@BadDayLp

6 жыл бұрын

Mande Loo Yes it is.

@GoldViolinFlutist

6 жыл бұрын

What was in there?

@MichuV5

6 жыл бұрын

GoldViolinFlutist urine

@vsr9105

5 жыл бұрын

Yes, such genius writing... 🙄

RSL is super good in this scene, such a good (underrated) actor! It would be easy to overplay the part here, but he doesn't cross that line.

Can we just appreciate that House is so good at calculation and knows Wilson so well that he knew to offer the OTHER cup first?

Such a good actor!

@Onedayilbeok

6 жыл бұрын

Wilson was the best character on the show I thought

@WOLFSUPERSTAR

5 жыл бұрын

1K liker :)

@shahramnv8743

4 жыл бұрын

@@WOLFSUPERSTAR اوکوم

“That means it’s a symptom of a cerebral tumor, you got six weeks to liiive” That joke didn’t age well

@vanerek

3 жыл бұрын

Well... It was more than the six weeks

@f2detaboada

3 жыл бұрын

That was the point of the joke

@VicRibeiro777

2 жыл бұрын

@Ellusionist Tricks what??? something happened to Wilson!? :'( my fav character...

@Para1122

2 жыл бұрын

@@VicRibeiro777 Perhaps you shouldn't look at comments when you don't know spoilers lmao

@akiraic

2 жыл бұрын

he made the correct diagnostic and made a joke about it, but yes.. sad

This will never not be funny

The fact that he offered not spiked one from the get go shows how brilliant he is.

“You don’t know my medical history!” Honestly, House probably does. Don’t assume that he doesn’t Wilson.

"You know he wants you, you know he's good, you know he can make you good." Not only is that House's love life in a nutshell, but that is legitimately the best line of the entire show because it symbolizes (symbolicates even :P) why people inexplicably keep House around. The raving lunatic not only is a good doctor, but manages to make those around him better doctors and people purely by virtue of having dealt with his particular brand of insanity. No, I'm not on speed as I write this...but you should see me when I'm getting busy. ^_-

@pyromaniac2104

2 жыл бұрын

...are you about to profusely apologise for flirting, grab a heart rate monitor, exclaim the results in a very surprised (almost panicked) way and then run off after telling us you're going to kill someone?

@millicentchuyin6763

2 жыл бұрын

@@pyromaniac2104 I can feel this was a well thought out comment, nice!

@pyromaniac2104

2 жыл бұрын

@@millicentchuyin6763 :-)

1:20 the look of worry on houses face as he thinks wilsons about to take the one he offered xD

Best hospital series ever all the ups and downs and comedy relief.

God this scene cracks me up every single time. What incredible acting.

Should have swapped back after seeing House sip from his.

@eyylmao5370

6 жыл бұрын

3ThreeHeadedMonkey except House probably wouldn't mind drinking coffee loaded with amphetamines

@wildones9339

6 жыл бұрын

He probably dosed both

Willson - Excuse me I have to go kill someone. Me - Did a doctor just say he has to kill someone in front of a patient?

@DeuPKay

6 жыл бұрын

No, dumbass. An actor said it in front of another actor.

@Lone_Wolf91

6 жыл бұрын

I know dumbass. The comment wasn't meant to be taken seriously. It was sarcasm.

@youseff500

6 жыл бұрын

Lone Wolf That ain't sarcasm

@Lone_Wolf91

6 жыл бұрын

youseff500 Yeah it was because I'm fully aware it's a t.v. show.

@Lone_Wolf91

6 жыл бұрын

Dun Hilda Maybe although the actor playing the main character is actually British.

"I'm not on anti-depressants, im on speeeeeed!" (jazz hands)

"It's personal" "How long its been personal?" "IT'S PERSONAL!"

"I stacked them" his expression while demonstrating lmao

“Give me a vicadin so I don’t stroke”. Sounds funny but it’s true. An opiate or opioid would prevent amphetamine related stroke. Sry writing on phone in rain lol

@branlopgar

4 жыл бұрын

The hangover the next day would be legendary, and not in the good way... Mixing uppers with opioids is not the best idea unless you are really need a quick cooldown

@bakabiru2519

4 жыл бұрын

the cocktail is less dangerous than the DARE officer wanted you to believe. three adderall is obviously pretty bad, but you'd need way more vicodin for a bad interaction. or at least i would. also I am not a doctor. Wilson's comedown would still be all amphetamine.

@wittyreviewer

4 жыл бұрын

@@branlopgar Ignorant person here. Why would opioids counter the effects of amphetamines?

@hardwirecars

4 жыл бұрын

@@wittyreviewer could be wrong but one is a stimulant one is a depresant. acids and bases type thing.

@Ridisword

4 жыл бұрын

@@wittyreviewer Strong statement for someone that does not add anything to the conversation

The way he says "I'm on speeeeeeddddd" is fantastic 🤣🤣🤣🤣

I always love how after breaking up the pills, House literally licks the bowl cuz hey, don't we all need some pep? 😂

"I'm on speeeeed" *jazz hands*

"I'm not on anti-depressants I'm on sPeEEeeEeeD"

He's such an awesome actor. The face when he said "you dosed me" 🤣

Lmao whenever I'm down I watch this clip. Gets me every freaking time!