Lyrics:
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
He'll do anything just to get a glimpse.
When he sees 'em walkin' down the street,
Every time, his heart skips a beat.
Another girl, another chance,
He’s caught up in the same ole trance.
He'd carry her books, open her door,
He'd do anything just to be adored.
But she's got no clue, she's unaware,
He's gasping just to breathe her air
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
He'll do anything just to get a glimpse.
At the diner, waitin' in line,
A pretty girl, he thinks, "She's divine."
He'll buy her coffee, pay her tab,
Hoping she'll notice, give him some gab.
He'll write her sonnets, sing her a song,
He's been at this game for far too long.
But every girl just walks away,
Leaving him alone at the end of the day.
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
He'll do anything just to get a glimpse.
In the park, he sees her there,
Golden hair in the sunlight's glare.
He picks a flower, hands it to her,
But she's just another passing blur.
He never frets, just keeps his pace,
Another girl, another face.
He knows there's always one more try,
Just a few feet away, another sigh.
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
He'll do anything just to get a glimpse.
He never learns, never gives up,
His heart's deep and wide like an empty cup.
One day he'll find what he's lookin' for
'Til then, he'll keep knockin' on every door.
His friends all laugh, they call him a fool,
But he keeps on playin' by his own rules.
One day, he'll find the girl of his dreams,
Until then he'll keep chasin' those moonbeams.
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
Thinks it's hot to be a wimpy wimp shrimp
What a simp, oh, what a simp,
He'll do anything just to get a glimpse.