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@aykay1468

3 жыл бұрын

epic and cool

@endistresse

3 жыл бұрын

ok

@croint5532

3 жыл бұрын

Ph1lzA

@RO-hp5di

3 жыл бұрын

:)

@foxm5363

3 жыл бұрын

Bet the game was made by anteaters

"'their babies are pink and wrong'-motherfucker, _you_ came out pink, i guarantee it" i wheezed like dream

@potatowhisperer5909

3 жыл бұрын

Same though...I stopped breathing for a few seconds.

@kitten2152

3 жыл бұрын

Best moment🤣

@jupiterpudding3237

3 жыл бұрын

I thought he was gonna say "You came out pink and wrong!" Smh

@imahecc585

3 жыл бұрын

i wheezed like dream but i wheezedmore then u cuz i wheezed like dream before saying "I SAW THAT ON REDDIT

@sunshineplayz321

3 жыл бұрын

I mean my brother was blue because he couldn’t breath so-

BREAKING NEWS: Middle child goes on a rant about anteaters to a confused father, then later has the youngest start talking about murdering baby animals. Pshycos in the making.

@icchasaki

3 жыл бұрын

In the MAKING?

@kitwarrior4life124

3 жыл бұрын

In the making? They’re well past being made

@marcelocalucho1756

3 жыл бұрын

@@kitwarrior4life124 lol

@mothiez2336

3 жыл бұрын

Just like their big brother

@NeoPolitan12

3 жыл бұрын

Missing the eldest child killing orphans

You know an actual evil fact about anteaters is that their claws are used to break into termite mounds. Mounds that can be as tough as cement. So yeah they can easily disembowel you. That and they officially t-pose as an act of intimidation

@slightlydistressedslug6627

2 жыл бұрын

69th like :)

@solareclipse7110

2 жыл бұрын

Your making more scared of them 😰

@phillazarus6556

2 жыл бұрын

@@solareclipse7110 they can one shot jaguars

@bakabaka8235

Жыл бұрын

666th like

@noyou2410

Жыл бұрын

Ok but they t-pose? That is the most random piece of information that I have ever received, and it is my favorite.

Tommy: This baby anteater is a monster. He burned our houses and poisoned the water supply. Philza: Really? Wilbur: No. But are we going to wait until it does?!

@Theodosia_Lovejoys-version.

Жыл бұрын

I did a speech in class a few weeks ago and did my speech on how much I hate anteaters- I even mentioned Wilbur- 😭💀💀

@flarie7853

10 ай бұрын

@@Theodosia_Lovejoys-version. BRO WHAT. Did the teacher take that as a credible source😭💀

@Aspenator-lowkey

8 ай бұрын

​@@Theodosia_Lovejoys-version.I NEED TO KNOW HOW THIS PRRSENTATION WENT, PLEASE?????

@clubpankake

5 ай бұрын

@@Theodosia_Lovejoys-version.TELL US HOW IT WENT

Wilbur: "it's a mixture of fear, jealousy, and rage" Tommy: "I'm more innit for the murder than the politics" *I'm starting to see a pattern here*

@penguosk

3 жыл бұрын

Missed opportunity to make an innit pun

@boxofstuff994

3 жыл бұрын

@@penguosk DANGIT NOT AGAIN

@ghost_animates7926

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxofstuff994 hurry edit the comment before people notice 👀

@boxofstuff994

3 жыл бұрын

@@ghost_animates7926 _quietly hits the edit button_

@ghost_animates7926

3 жыл бұрын

@@boxofstuff994 _hehehe_ 👁v👁

Wilbur: *We've convinced Phil to hate anteaters* Philza: *You haven't convinced shit* Tommy: *We've convinced him*

@icchasaki

3 жыл бұрын

I shall make this meme.

@hexhiaa

3 жыл бұрын

what the fuck not an arii simp

@tiredpikachu1770

3 жыл бұрын

uh

@nuvlogan6595

3 жыл бұрын

Same vibes as: “I’ve connected the two dots” “You didn’t connect shit.” “I’ve connected them.”

@icchasaki

3 жыл бұрын

@@nuvlogan6595 *in echoey voice* That's the joke

Fun fact: A woman named Melisa Casco who was a zookeeper got a little too close to the anteaters at the zoo she was working at, and she was mauled by the animals. They aren't usually agressive, but they will attack if provoked. She was sliced all over her body and later had to amputate one of her legs. She later died of her injuries. Moral of the story: Anteaters are no joke, and I belive more people should be scared of them.

@concept5631

3 ай бұрын

Ashame

@ignorantethan656

3 ай бұрын

I suddenly find myself agreeing with Will

@adamtruong1759

3 ай бұрын

It just seems like a cautionary tale to respect virtually all animals.

@concept5631

3 ай бұрын

@@ignorantethan656 Out of context these are amazing famous last words.

This man's hatred towards anteaters is near identical to my teacher's hatred towards koalas. Unreasonable and persistent.

@flxryz

2 жыл бұрын

Koalas are agressuve and stupid so it's not un reasoable

@oliviaplumb4018

2 жыл бұрын

Koalas are literally like the third worst creature to exist omg I freaking hate them they are one of gods mistakes

@slightlydistressedslug6627

2 жыл бұрын

koalas and pandas are actively trying to go extinct and we should let them

@phillazarus6556

2 жыл бұрын

@@slightlydistressedslug6627 finally somoene who shares my opinion (sorry for my bad english)

@lukasolejniczak514

Жыл бұрын

cats are also sometimes aggressiv and stupid

“If you weren’t married, you’d have a totally different opinion” Yes, clearly the only thing that makes Philza different from Tommy and Wilbur and what must be the problem.

@icchasaki

3 жыл бұрын

HOLY-- I glanced away from the screen and read this at the EXACT AECOND he actually said it, how... What... I'm not even kidding it was like Tommy was reading it out loud to me. Holy smokes.

@user-wz7mg2ci3y

3 жыл бұрын

@@icchasaki *Second

@slawtermelonslawtermelon419

3 жыл бұрын

Did anyone else read opinion as onion or is that just me

@mahiwagangamputa7361

3 жыл бұрын

@@slawtermelonslawtermelon419 Nah, you're the only human in the universe and we're all just clones so it's just you.

@eggroll1291

3 жыл бұрын

@@icchasaki BRUH SAMEE

I would love to hear Tommy's pov of this. Imagine your brother calling you like "Dad doesn't hate anteaters we need to have an intervention"

@weeke

3 жыл бұрын

@Apple Pencil I like da Apple Pencil. He often doesn't fall of the table cause there are weights at the top.

@awesomeninja1311

3 жыл бұрын

(Bi flag heart)

@weeke

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeninja1311 wot

@awesomeninja1311

3 жыл бұрын

@@weeke i state that every time i see a bi flag

@weeke

3 жыл бұрын

@@awesomeninja1311 oh, well

Fun fact: anteaters are so blind that they will swing at anything they see move, along with this they have some of the sharpest claws in the animal kingdom due to needing them to dig up their food

I love that it’s just a normal thing for Wilbur to get in a weird mood and rant about some random shit for 15-20 minutes.

The person in the chat at the being “here we go chat get your snacks”- like we all remember the thing with sand so we are in for a ride

@thefandomtraveller4091

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ThomasTubeHD

3 жыл бұрын

And it’s good that that person’s speak first before Wilbur starts to tell anteaters to fuck off

@non-binaryreader3291

3 жыл бұрын

That moment when you forget you commented this and you come back and there’s 904 likes. Thank you guys

@moonnanic

3 жыл бұрын

@@non-binaryreader3291 1k

@non-binaryreader3291

3 жыл бұрын

@@moonnanic what the freak

Anteater: *exists* Wilbur: "I woke up and chose violence"

@Alyssa-mp5lk

3 жыл бұрын

*they are just a putrid animal*

@noblehawkins9506

3 жыл бұрын

😐

@aal9063

3 жыл бұрын

Techno is so happy

@ewe8929

3 жыл бұрын

I wanted to make that joke except Wilbur: ...and I took that personally.

@jillianadams1407

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur: *The only language is violence*

I love where he says: Wil: "I have more reasons but you were getting impatient so I stopped at 32" Phil: 32?!?

Wilbur is so dedicated to being chaotic in Philza's streams I love it So far there's Sand Jesus and Hating Anteaters I wonder what's in the next episode of Wilbur Being Chaotic

I can imagine Wilbur calling Tommy being like: "Tommy, Phil doesn't not like anteaters back me up here"

@joonix.

3 жыл бұрын

what no replies

@hallohallo3277

3 жыл бұрын

@@joonix. ikr

@onlysemisane

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that is something Wilbur might do.

@BirdBean_

3 жыл бұрын

Nah he's just like hey Tommy, you know anteaters? We hate them now, help me convert Phil. And Tommy absolutely rolls with it

@nd_4726

3 жыл бұрын

@@BirdBean_ I mean- they canceled wives, tuesdays, gravity, etc. so why not cancel anteaters?

I think the funniest reason on the list is 31. "They told me they hate you Phil"

@Meggiebear-jn5oe

3 жыл бұрын

Bahahaha 🤣

@miggy1349

3 жыл бұрын

trryehtyrjewhtre

@Walleru

3 жыл бұрын

Nono. It has to be Insectivore? More like insecti bore me to fucking sleep

@just.a.random.user_

3 жыл бұрын

OMU! 😂

@Things369

3 жыл бұрын

Agreed

I love how he said "I want them gone, Phil" as if he expects someone to do something about it- Honestly? He's right. If he asked us to, I think we would get rid of anteaters for him.

@KatIsSometimesAlive

3 ай бұрын

If Wilbur himself told me to, I would send the *Ants* to extinction.

Wilbur - claims to have no reason of hating anteaters - Also Wilbur - manages to fill an 18 minute video about why he hates anteaters -

Will: "Phil have I ever told you how much I hate anteaters?" Phil: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

@timeenbyvictorious

3 жыл бұрын

*_oh no_*

@Cosmic_Mj

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *flashbacks from the sand eating conversation*

@greg0ry398

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking of the sand eating part

@Daisy-ow6xb

3 жыл бұрын

the WHAT???

@cookiehunter1357

3 жыл бұрын

@@Daisy-ow6xb look up sand jesus, then you'll see

The fact that Wil pulled Tommy into this too makes it even more chaotic. When do we get all four sleepy bois in a call trying to negotiate Wilbur’s bizarre ideals about certain things Edit: first, thanks for the likes, second of all, Wil is justified in not liking anteaters but he has all the wrong reasons. They can body a Jaguar and I do not trust that shit

@darkhorseash4337

3 жыл бұрын

Techno would just be calling wilbur a dumbass the whole time lmao

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

Techno will just call them nerds and laugh the entire time

@captain_noo

3 жыл бұрын

Techno would just be complaining about his audience retention

@dawniyye

3 жыл бұрын

@@darkhorseash4337 LMFAOOOOOO😂😂😂😂

@sexykabuto6368

3 жыл бұрын

Oh i need this

To anyone wanting a cleaner version of Wilbur's reasons that Anteaters suck: 1. their fricking faces 2. they are long and look like they're walking backwards all the time 3. their tails are ridiculous 4. They inspire pity 5. when i see a dead one i smile 6. their tongues are long and sticky and so they must eat so much dirt its stupid as hell 7. they are the bane of ants 8. ants are good animals and anteaters are born to kill 9. instectivore? more like insecti bore me to fricking sleep 10. i want nothing to do with them 11. if an anteater moved in next door to me i'd skip town and also burn down the house the anteater lived in 12. they are idiots 13. they walk like they're going somewhere important all the time 14. they are scary 15. they SUCK they SUCK as animals. servals are second 16. they have never experienced love 17. they actively agree with everything everyone else disagrees with 18. whenever i look at them im never sure which way they are walking and it upsets me 19. their tails are as big as them. what the heck? 20. they have long creepy nails that dig 21. their babies are pink and wrong 22. they are not important to the world 23. we would not miss them 24. they would not miss themselves 25. i once saw an anteater and it offended me so much i cried 26. they have a coloration that reminds me of muddy penguins 28. they are barely fluffy, a quality that could redeem them 29. THEY S UCK 30. ant eaters are ugly and bad 31. they hate everyone 32. idiots

wilbur: *sand is fine, and easy to eat* also wilbur: *see a anteater* *KILL IT!, KILL IT ALL*

Will’s real reasons for hating anteaters 1. They look stupid 2. He’s sad that he’s not allowed to eat his body weight in ants 3. Jealous that their easy-to-find food makes them so happy 4. They have long and sticky tongues 5. Mainly that they are allowed to eat ants and not be seen as crazy 6. He can’t prove that they’re bad which makes him even more angry at them

@MidnightWanderer00

3 жыл бұрын

So... Basically..Wilbur's jealous of them?

@hobovan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@MidnightWanderer00 yes exactly, this guy gets it

@tailb3693

3 жыл бұрын

Do you know how disgusting they sound? Eww

@hobovan.

3 жыл бұрын

@@tailb3693 no I’m not invested in anteaters, idk why u are but you do you ig

@KerfootsLovR

3 жыл бұрын

@@tailb3693 They sound disgusting. I don't see anything wrong tho they did nothing wrong.

"i just have thoughts of doing terrible things to them" Phil: -Looks at the camera wondering where did he fail as a father-

@pengwin4595

3 жыл бұрын

Techno is his favorite son and he "loves them equally"

@TimeBomb798

3 жыл бұрын

A Schizophrenic pig war criminal A formally psychotic terrorist A mental wreck of a youngest (also participates in minor terrorism) Perfectly normal lmao

@erinfulse7939

3 жыл бұрын

@@TimeBomb798 Also an adopted son who is the president and is probably depressed in some form and wants to kill the oldest

@ifonlyyouknew

3 жыл бұрын

Yup, this is all completely normal. Don't forget the grandson who committed arson and burned down the flag of the country his father built.

@savanaho7687

3 жыл бұрын

@@erinfulse7939 No they just found him in a box on the side of the road and now the 17 year old is president XD

This reminds me of my biology teacher in high school. He absolutely hated penguins, and I'm not sure even he knew why. He used to tell us that he wanted to go to Antarctica just to punt a penguin.

@elfinstudios_

11 ай бұрын

LMFAO WHAT???

“Here we go chat. Grab some snacks.” -an absolute legend

I can’t believe I just spent 17 minutes and 53 seconds listening to a grown man complain about ant eaters because they enjoy their food and he doesn’t

@GabichanPlays

3 жыл бұрын

I can and I regret nothing

@A_FatPenguin

3 жыл бұрын

To be fair he can't taste things properly

@just_a_simp3991

3 жыл бұрын

@@A_FatPenguin True, true

@ricarica3556

3 жыл бұрын

@Shiruu's Videos sand yum, anteaters bad

@brockgreenwell8356

3 жыл бұрын

I agree with Wilbur, ant eaters are weird

"Me and Tommy are gonna go talk about El Salvador." is an incredibly underrated quote from all this

@darkhorseash4337

3 жыл бұрын

YEAH LIKE I WANT TO HEAR THAT lmao

@darkhorseash4337

3 жыл бұрын

@@faisalaldan3420 I'm sorry what now? Lol

@lsd2162

3 жыл бұрын

I'm from El Salvador so I would love to know how that conversation went lol

@jacobfrazzer2326

3 жыл бұрын

I’m from El Salvador :)

@caffienecrow_4892

3 жыл бұрын

I- I came from there tho- I wanna know how that conversation went-

Aside from the fact that Wilbur and Tommy are the embodiment of chaos, Phil is really good at rocket league

Hearing Phil say “He wants a cuddle!” literally made my day, and the day has only been going on for 17 minutes.

Everyone’s really sleeping on Tommy’s “I think my purpose in life is to, you know, end things” line. Like- that child is terrifying on so many levels.

@cheddacheese32

3 жыл бұрын

he is

@faze_inaba3254

3 жыл бұрын

And then we laugh at him whenever we see him on Techno’s channel

@starfox5165

3 жыл бұрын

Time stamp?

@colorlesslifetime633

3 жыл бұрын

@@starfox5165 16:50

@nixmy

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure you're a kid. :D

wilbur realised he wasn’t winning the argument so he dragged tommy in. perfect

@lilacpen8678

3 жыл бұрын

It doesn't help on the debate side, but it might make him exasperated enough to give up.

@tinytime3362

3 жыл бұрын

@@lilacpen8678 lol

@user-mi1zt8rj7e

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@kennethbeck94

3 жыл бұрын

He wasn't losing, everyone is just too ignorant to understand that anteaters are shit.

@chickennyoom7342

3 жыл бұрын

He dragged tommy innit

my favorite part about this is how Wil hangs up on Phil like, "I'm right, you're wrong, I'm taking Tommy and we are leaving" and then he's just GONE KEWK

I love that whenever Will goes on one of Phil's streams, his IQ drops by like 90%

@michealmalloy1934

Жыл бұрын

He’s so smart it pushes the dial back around to stupid.

@Not.Squirrel

11 ай бұрын

Ik it’s amazing

@melanietornroth2829

6 ай бұрын

Y yep.

13:55 “Dadza, mumza, imma need you to put these two in a box and put them on the side of the road. They are no longer our uncles.” Underrated quote

@caramelcoffee476

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@Melon_414

3 жыл бұрын

I love that one too

@somerandomperson6307

3 жыл бұрын

When i clicked it i got an ad :'D

@ollievendor7413

3 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomperson6307 condolence ú_ù

@blurryf4c3_

2 жыл бұрын

@@somerandomperson6307 my condolences fellow comrade

Tommy’s voice is surprisingly not loud here He sounds calm.

@vic_x

3 жыл бұрын

Clementine pt2: a n t e a t e r s

@azureaqua_1177

3 жыл бұрын

or he’s tired lol

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

He's always chill in VC with other people off stream Yesterday on Phil/Tubbo's stream he also joined and was just vibing with them once they told him there was no lore going on at the moment and talked with Will about Tubbo's birthday being the next day

@Slay96866

3 жыл бұрын

Clementine but permanent

@quinnisasin9085

3 жыл бұрын

Whenever he’s streaming he puts on a character. I think this is regular Tommy.

Okay but. PHILS VOICE IS SO CALMING DURING THE SPONSER LIKE BRO. PUTTING ME TO SLEEP. GOOD DADZA

The way tommy just appears reminds me of when the older sibling says: WE WILL FORM A COMMITTEE TO DO _____ and thw younger is just... agrees enthusiatically while father shakes head in background

I litteraly joined the stream like "I bet wilburs being odd again" first thing I fucking hear when I join "phil have I ever told you about how much I hate anteaters?"

@phari4820

3 жыл бұрын

That reminds me of a day I was in class and my friend just turned to me and asked "Have you heard the story of the mammoth?"

@phari4820

3 жыл бұрын

@Shiruu's Videos Sorry but I can't reveal it, it's gonna stay a mystery forever

@moodii_ds

3 жыл бұрын

We must know

@spooksd

3 жыл бұрын

PHCP pleASE

@leonlovegood350

3 жыл бұрын

@@phari4820 I too want to know the story of the mammoth...

A normal, chill stream: * exists * Wilbur fucking Soot: Allow me to introduce myself

@wilburscooty_2669

3 жыл бұрын

I love how aggressive that was worded. It isn't just Wilbur Soot, its Wilbur FUCKING Soot

@alikibueno2062

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilburscooty_2669 mans been through a lot

@rainespiano

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilburscooty_2669 I live for it

@youhasbeenbooped.4232

3 жыл бұрын

Uh- sounds like you’re pretty annoyed with Wilbur huh?

@kwiatkowykwiatek9614

3 жыл бұрын

@@wilburscooty_2669 you have no idea how often I say in my head "Wilbur fucking Soot" or "Tommy fucking Innit"

Are we going to ignore how good Phil actually is at rocket leauge?????

@Thekittygamer96

Жыл бұрын

Yup

@I.am.in.your.walls_

9 ай бұрын

Yes

here you go 10:45 this is where Tommy comes in for anyone wondering.

Little did Wilbur know anteaters eat sand just like him.

@somnium7875

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur was an anteater in another life

@anitaremenarova6662

3 жыл бұрын

I bet Wilbur would just say he can eat sand better than them

@xvzwm

3 жыл бұрын

awww that’s so cute

@tince2987

3 жыл бұрын

thats not where the comma is supposed to go

@isaiahdeluxe17

3 жыл бұрын

@@tince2987 Sorry Typo i'll change it

Wilbur: Starts speaking* Everyone: "This is content."

@playswith_squirrels

3 жыл бұрын

get the popcorn!!

@arlo935

3 жыл бұрын

But to be fair nothing Wilbur says will ever make sense XD

@ripofftommyinit1740

3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@ripofftommyinit1740

3 жыл бұрын

@@arlo935 true

@mrsmoothhands6246

3 жыл бұрын

I got u 10k likes

These are my favorite type of Wilbur videos: him rambling about random things but makes it interesting and funny

wilbur: hates anteaters because they eat dirt also wilbur: obsesses over eating sand

“Mother fucker you came out pink” made me start photosynthesizing 4:33

@waveii8615

3 жыл бұрын

same I’m turning green 😂

@NobinTheAI

3 жыл бұрын

E

they are so like siblings- "Ive got the talking pillow"

@cookieplazloveyoutube8956

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@BlackScreenProductions125

3 жыл бұрын

He said that as soon as I read it.

@stineandersen56

3 жыл бұрын

I READ THIS COMMENT JUST AS I HEARD IT IN THE VIDEO XDDDDDD

@oddnwmbers

3 жыл бұрын

timestamp?

@oddnwmbers

3 жыл бұрын

Found it - 13:07

Little did Phil know that anteaters are actually hyper aggressive due to their poor eyesight with claws that can break through concrete and have the ability to sever arteries which makes their main predator scared of them (jaguars).

8:43 this is prolly the reason this video got a green light to be sponsored.

"They look like they're judging me for something." It's canon, Wilbur is afraid of anteaters because he has sins that he wants to hide.

@little_Crow

3 жыл бұрын

I found a reason why wilbur should hate them even more. Apparently a man was killed by a large anteater in brazil

@midnightwarrior6783

3 жыл бұрын

@@little_Crow they can freaking maul you to death- OF COURSE HE SHOULD HATE THEM-

@onelemon6072

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe it's the fact that he blew an entire nation?... maybe just maybe

@Me-pn4oh

2 жыл бұрын

.

@afewofmycommentsarecringy.8646

2 жыл бұрын

@@Me-pn4oh no u

Phil: **making money** His son: "Here are 32 reasons why anteaters deserve to perish" Edit: sons

@solacesal

3 жыл бұрын

*just imagine your working and your kids passionately tell you about their murderous desires toward a passive animal*

@justshy2482

3 жыл бұрын

@@solacesal then i would know i succeed at parenting

@batzdoartz

3 жыл бұрын

😂

@artlover9261

3 жыл бұрын

Philza: are ya winning sons? Tommy and Wilbur: 32 reasons why we should destroy anteaters

@solacesal

3 жыл бұрын

@@artlover9261 funnier than my comment 😔 People should like this instead 💃🏾

As a new player to Rocket League, I am intrigued both by the gameplay I’m learning from and Wilbur’s pure fiery hatred for anteaters

Rewatching this, I forgot how good Wilbur is at absurdist humour. Man does a 15+ minute bit about wanting to burn anteaters. He could easily do a full stand-up special if he put his mind to it

Wilbur: how do I get Phil to agree with me... *THE YOUNGEST CHILD* Tommy: hey wil! What did you need Wilbur: we hate anteaters Tommy: ok, got it

@_Lolbits_glitch_

2 жыл бұрын

This is 100% how it went down xD

@mushroom_game4533

2 жыл бұрын

I can see this happening

@yuki13977

2 жыл бұрын

LOLLL

@lunar_edits6173

2 жыл бұрын

100% correct

@slightlydistressedslug6627

2 жыл бұрын

😂

If you want to make a cult: Step 1, find Wilbursoot. Step 2 give him a hill. Step three. Watch

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

pls may i inform you about the cult i am starting

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

and since it’s a cult i don’t wait for answers

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

hope you would like to join (sadly i could not include a picture of Kcarl)

@dragonsaway9710

3 жыл бұрын

I've already done it

@dragonsaway9710

3 жыл бұрын

Would you like to join my kelp cult.

9:46 That’s probably why Wilbur didn’t like Logan Paul

1:50-2:00 This reminded me of a conversation I had with my friend who would freak out over bees when they come to our lunch table. I explained bees are cute and helpful and tigers are much more mean and scary and could kill you. We fought back and forth me saying bees are better then tigers them disagreeing and so we go around asking people if they think tigers or bees are better and whoever got ten people on their side would be correct. Turns out people would rather eat with tigers around them and not bees.

I love how Rocket League saw this video and went: “This is the content we want to sponsor.”

@blulabymelody8665

3 жыл бұрын

YES

@womenrespector1458

3 жыл бұрын

you do realize they sponsored him before he made this right?

@kevinarias6361

3 жыл бұрын

They can pull out so they did review it

@muichiroscat104

3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinarias6361 that's what he said

@echo4673

3 жыл бұрын

Rocket league’s opinions on who they should sponsor is f***ed

philza "they're the most docile fuckin creatures" wikipedia: giant anteaters can inflict severe wounds with their front claws and have been known to seriously injure or kill humans nat. geo: anteater will lash out with dangerous claws. The giant anteater's claws are some four inches long, and the animal can fight off even a puma or jaguar.

@PawsibleDenyaibility

2 жыл бұрын

Hmmmmm something isn't quite adding up

@skiboi2673

2 жыл бұрын

Because those things want to kill them most humans they kill or injure are hunters

@cherryccoladragon7611

2 жыл бұрын

Anteaters are really blind so they attack anything that moves

@mavretania6130

2 жыл бұрын

with crap stained claws too. if the giant gashes don’t do you in, the horrific infection will. truly an animal forsaken by God

@wolfieisacat13

2 жыл бұрын

@@cherryccoladragon7611 that's what makes them horrible!

Wilbur is that little kid who's jealous when everyone else but him is happy.

11:18 Bruh that physically hurt!

“Wasps strike reasonable fear into people anteaters strike unreasonable fear into me” implies Wilbur is not human

@elisabethsun7059

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@tobyparker3230

2 жыл бұрын

he isn't lmao

@duck_of_judgement

2 жыл бұрын

He is a Sandeater

@n.9428

2 жыл бұрын

@@duck_of_judgement :0

@lavenderpaws4375

2 жыл бұрын

He's sand Jesus remember?

Two children being unreasonable while their dad tries to explain why they are being crazy

@ohayohikari6222

3 жыл бұрын

Exactly

@ravnitesanchez6183

3 жыл бұрын

the funniest part is, Wilbur is a fucking adult

@Lussra

3 жыл бұрын

I totally agree with them though.

@xxyutchigachaxx9695

3 жыл бұрын

That's it

@zaraahballard1971

11 ай бұрын

1,800th like, but so true!

Anteaters’ is meant to be an adaptation in confusing predators as to which end they are attacking. Even jaguars hesitate to attack because of their deadly claws. : D

10:40 don't jaguars think twice about attacking them because 1 swipe can cause life threatening injuries

@firespiral9664

Жыл бұрын

yes, and anteaters t-pose before attacking

Alternative title: Son rants about an animal while his Dad tries to work.

@Smalltowngravekid

3 жыл бұрын

Sounds oddly like me

@amberzhu1345

3 жыл бұрын

He then drags his little brother in the conversation.😂😂😂

@nitishk7286

3 жыл бұрын

I am having flashbacks of unus annus.

@hallway_revenant7919

3 жыл бұрын

No, it's part two to Wilbur talking about eating sand for 14 minutes

@cinnamondreams

3 жыл бұрын

Pretty much that or sand pt2

Even when he's not playing Minecraft, Wilbur can easily start a cult over anything.

@kinnelyuwu5771

3 жыл бұрын

Its all the charisma

@unfunnykhoi5913

3 жыл бұрын

How does he do it tho. Literally everytime, he managed to start a cult.

@Lftarded

3 жыл бұрын

@@unfunnykhoi5913 well, there'll be a random time in school or in a bathroom that somehow goes like "what if people are made out of /something/? Do we worship them/it?"

@rexythet.rexfromjpreadabou186

2 жыл бұрын

Tommyinnit reference! Nice!

@trenth4287

2 жыл бұрын

TNT? Boom

Didn’t Wilbur also spent 14 minutes explaining how much he liked sand? 1:06

@_1Mai1_

Жыл бұрын

Yes, yes he did. And it never gets old!

I’ve watched this too many times but I can’t help it. Phil made one of the most watchable KZread videos ever just by Wilbur saying how bad anteaters are.

Wilbur: Their baby’s are pink and wrong Phil: Motherfucker you came out pink I guarantee it Dude I can’t this was so funny 4:32

@margotlopez9964

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I come back to the video and look for this comment cause that part kills me.

@germtheworm7341

3 жыл бұрын

lol i thought he was gonna say" you came out pink and wrong" xD

@Sirooberon

3 жыл бұрын

@@germtheworm7341 same lmao

@germtheworm7341

3 жыл бұрын

@@Sirooberon lol

Alternative title: Man gets confused by his jealous anteater-hating son for 17 minutes and 53 seconds straight

@reixie

3 жыл бұрын

its more like half an hour or so lmaooo

@mahhairbegreasy9222

3 жыл бұрын

@@reixie yeah but just for the title of this video

@ghostlybumblebees5911

3 жыл бұрын

and son brings younger brother in to agree with him

@memoxxi

3 жыл бұрын

Sons lol

Wilbur's love for anteaters is amazing :')

@KaiWasTaken_

Жыл бұрын

I know right! He loves them so much!

- 1:08 - DONT TALLULAH USE TO EAT DIRT IN DA ATTIC WILBUR-

Phil: "it's a baby!" Tommy: "tell me you wouldn't give it a kick?" . . . Me: PFFT-

@maxbromet4365

3 жыл бұрын

@@WingedPiglet “I DROPPED KICKED THAT CHILD IN SELF DEFENSE” :)

@lynnlive1334

3 жыл бұрын

These comments are 10/10

@madisonmmorris

3 жыл бұрын

15:20 lol

@o.-.2277

3 жыл бұрын

Sameeee I almost died 😂😂😂💀💀

@Toobero

3 жыл бұрын

Tommy hates his own kind.... C h i l d r e n

wilbur is definitely, an *interesting* character

@mollyollie_

3 жыл бұрын

A very interesting character

@joshuaxd65

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@scrablse2613

3 жыл бұрын

Indeed *Edit: I haven't seen an Anteater for so long so i searched it up and now i regret everything, i can see why he hates them so much WHY DOES THEIR HEAD LOOK LIKE THAT. Looks like a fucking thin traffic cone, how does the brain fit in there? Do they even have brains-? Or is it located somewhere in their giant ass body? I have so many questions.*

@blazegaming7738

3 жыл бұрын

agreed

@blazegaming7738

3 жыл бұрын

A sociopath that blew up his country , his hate for anteaters ,bullys a child in a block game , shouts while being next door to a office of working people. Likes eating sand for content.Yup definitely an *Interesting* character

Phil: "there the most docile creatures" anteaters: can and will literally gut you

Wilbur's the kind of person to see an anteater and ask: "Is anyone gonna complain to their father figure about that?" and not wait for an answer

Tommy: How long is four inches? Wilbur: Four inches, that, that is a little bit shorter than 5 inches Tommy: Well that narrows it down

@spirituallydead2671

3 жыл бұрын

1k like and no comments? *Not anymore*

@snailinashell

3 жыл бұрын

1.1K likes and 1 comment? *Not any more*

@heartachoo6421

3 жыл бұрын

1.2k likes and 2 comments? *Well not anymore*

@AreHorsesReal

3 жыл бұрын

chains are bad

@snailinashell

3 жыл бұрын

@k why?

“There’s a fine line between genius and insanity, but the one between beautiful and ugly is quite thick”

@morganhendriksson7186

3 жыл бұрын

there is a line between genius and insanity and Wilbur likes to play jump rope with it

Phil and Wilbur’s debates will forever make me laugh

I love how Wilbur pop in and claim a interesting, (too)special statement, Phill argue as a normal people, and Wilbur then drag Tommy in, Wilbur also just walk away once he was bored, I love this

"Okay but don't you eat sand? What's wrong with them eating dirt, then?" I like how Phil just Accepted that at this point

@supersharky6058

3 жыл бұрын

I’m the 600th like, also, this is a great comment

@nova.a.star89

3 жыл бұрын

Phil probably just rolls with Wilbur at this point

@heidigonzalez9828

3 жыл бұрын

tommy ate mud

Is this just something Wilbur does with his time? He’s bored so he goes specifically to Phil’s stream and rants. This friendship is strange and wonderful.

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

He did it as well with the fucking Samsung Smart Fridge, it was a trainwreck

@greeensouls9

3 жыл бұрын

yeah, but that was before the boiler explosion

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

@@greeensouls9 Omg yeah he did it again! Chat kept the boiler thing going for 2 hours on end

@winchesterchua3390

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nathi98 What video was that? I wanna see it.

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

@@winchesterchua3390 It happened on Phil's stream on Monday at around the hour mark, he was doing Hardcore (I don't wanna spoil what he was doing if you don't watch the streams or vods) He'll either make a video out of that as well like he did with the Sand eating or it's gonna be a segment in a future Hardcore S4 episode

Wilbur: Criticises anteaters for eating termites Also Wilbur: Eats sand

Episode 2 of Wilbur trying to convince Phil the weirdest things and him laughing in is face

Phil stream viewers: I fear no man, but that thing? *WilburSoot would like to share something with everyone LUL* Phil stream viewers: It scares me

@Nathi98

3 жыл бұрын

He did it again yesterday with boiler stories, it got so out of hand chat kept going on about it for 2 hours Phil can never be at peace xD

@birdseed4515

3 жыл бұрын

Its true

@whiplash_warrior4119

3 жыл бұрын

Hello fellow Unus Annus fan... Memento Mori...

@amelie4803

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nathi98 do you have a timestamp?🥺

@e-tan3911

3 жыл бұрын

@@Nathi98 i require information.

alternate title: phil listens to his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes

@crownpenguin9180

3 жыл бұрын

And one of his kids eating sand

@dawniyye

3 жыл бұрын

Techno be sleeping tho-

@just_a_simp3991

3 жыл бұрын

*Phil listens to 2 of his kids yell about anteaters for 17 minutes and 53 seconds while the third kid is having a mental breakdown in the corner

@trustytris4303

3 жыл бұрын

18 minutes isn't it

@just_a_simp3991

3 жыл бұрын

@@trustytris4303 no, 17 minutes and 53 seconds, that’s not 18

it's funny to see Tommy joining in Wilbur's hatread for anteaters and still be hearing the news about an anteater called Tommy LMAO

“They told me they hate you Phil” I couldn’t stop laughing 😆

This has the same energy as when Phil joined Tommy's stream to rant about Gordon Ramsey's grilled cheese sandwiches

@greenguyinpfp6565

3 жыл бұрын

Bro do you know what stream that was? 👀

@leonihunt7131

3 жыл бұрын

@@greenguyinpfp6565 it was during the exile arc I'm not entirely sure which one tho

@greenguyinpfp6565

3 жыл бұрын

@@leonihunt7131 Ah, thank you anyways!

@ghostlynobody

3 жыл бұрын

its either during or after his raccoon arc

@emilyesnyman

3 жыл бұрын

Is it on youtube? Can someone share the link?

New title: 26 year old tells a 32 year old about how much he hates anteaters and then brings a 16 year old into it

@Garreeeee

3 жыл бұрын

I thought Wil is 24?

@tobee6751

3 жыл бұрын

@@Garreeeee Yes, he is

@saeleroo

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur’s 24

@bingusthegreat9733

3 жыл бұрын

He’s only 26 in your new boyfriend

@dos_tres

3 жыл бұрын

u cant even get the ages right lmao 😭😭😭

Ph1LzA: Tf is wrong with my child..? Wilbur: Those things are šhìt. Father. *Murder* *it.* *Burn* *it.*

This is the most British freaking conversation ever.

Wilbur is a revolutionary human being, we need to study his ways to find out how to live properly So far we have 1 chew on sand 2 hate anteaters 3 breed with salmon 4 make cults 5 play guitar in the bathtub at 2am 6 have a sexual interest in hot pockets 7 hate armour Anything else?

@myleehands1775

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck salmon

@lemoncoffee9547

3 жыл бұрын

Make cults

@enderkai618

3 жыл бұрын

play guitar in the bathtub at 2am

@TheBerylfly

3 жыл бұрын

Weirdly sexual interest in hot pockets

@playswith_squirrels

3 жыл бұрын

don't forget that you need to HATE armour

Alternate title: *Phil wondering what went wrong while raising his kids for 17 minutes straight*

@foquitajeej2399

3 жыл бұрын

Kid*

@geekia7622

3 жыл бұрын

@@foquitajeej2399 tommy is his youngest son

@smooshed_in

3 жыл бұрын

Wilbur got possesed by his wife

@arianvixal7143

3 жыл бұрын

@@smooshed_in w h a

@arianvixal7143

3 жыл бұрын

Have you met Chirp

Wilber hates anteaters for eating ants and termites Also Wilber eats sand. “This is fine”