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@deep0966

2 жыл бұрын

no

@totallynotsquiggles8317

2 жыл бұрын

@Squid Game 🅥 shut up

@babe101103

2 жыл бұрын

Christians will be raptured when the flesh-eating zombies break out. So yes, some people will survive the Apocalypse.

@kopuz.co.uk.

2 жыл бұрын

oi m8 do another audio book your first one was great.

@rapsiartamusic9200

2 жыл бұрын

15 min only...? wha happend?

Short answer: no. Long answer: definitely no. Zombies pose little to no threat whatsoever. First, let's answer the most important question: Are we talking about dead body Zombies or are we talking about an infection where the host is still alive? In the first case, natural decomposition quickly sets in, your bodies inhabitants (bacteria and fungi) start eating you from the inside out and all the biological functions that allow you to move, think and perceive cease functioning (e.g. digestion -> energy or breathing -> energy). In other words, the zombies will simply topple over and become unable to move after a very short time, probably within a day or two. And even before that, they won't be very efficient at spreading their infection because moving quickly requires a lot of energy. In the second case, if we assume something like a rabies-like disease, Zombies would be able to last a bit longer and move just as a normal humans would or even faster if their mental inhibitors regarding muscle use are removed (a normal human is only able to use 30% of their muscle strength outside of emergency situations to prevent damage to the muscles. That's why a e.g. mom can lift a tree to save her child, but will have trouble lifting a heavy bag any other day). However, the limits of a normal living body would still apply. To function, a living mammal needs food, water and oxygen. Assuming the virus inhibits brain function, the Zombie would be able to save energy on that front but would still need to expend it on any other action. That means they that just like a normal human, they need a constant food intake. Given that they are biting humans to turn them, they're obviously not eating them in their entirety so we're left with the problem of what are the Zombies eating to maintain function? Each other? Great, problem solves itself. Their victims? Great, no new Zombies. Animals? Not that many around in an urban environment and hard to catch without tools, so not very useful. Plants? Again, not that abundant in an urban environment and also very inefficient/indigestible outside of food crops. All of this is in the short term. We're not even talking about nutrient deficiencies in the long term like Calcium, which is needed to maintain bone strength. Water is a similar problem. First of all, if we assume it is a variant of rabies (and rabies is the most-zombie-like disease we have), people with rabies turn hydrophobic. That means, they are afraid of water and therefore can't drink it (they will also get swelling in their throat if they try, which means it's even harder). But lets say that's not the case, that means that the zombies regularly need to congregate around fresh water sources. That makes it incredibly easy to set up ambushes and kill zones. Unlike food, without water you will die within 3 days, and that is assuming you are gradually reducing activity and not being in metabolic overdrive like living zombies are usually depicted. In other words, you just need to wait for a maximum of three days for the zombies to start dropping like flies. It's very easy to barricade yourself inside for that long, even with the supplies that a normal household will have at hand. The last biological point is exposure. Depending on where you are, being out in the open all the time will do quite a number on your body. From frostbite in the winter to severe burns/dehydration in the summer to massive loss of body temperature in rain, having no access to shelter is a death sentence for us naked apes. It will take longer thathe biological factors, but it will still be quick, especially in the more extreme regions of the world like Canada or Nevada. Now that we have covered biology, let's talk military. A zombie is not a virus. It isn't invisible to the naked eye and it doesn't enter our bodies. It's a huge lumbering mass of flesh. It's quite easy to shoot. And humanity has gotten *very* good at killing other humans. A single soldier with an assault rifle and a few clips of ammo can shoot dozens of Zombies with ease. Even easier with a machine gun (see the casualty rate of suicide charges in WW1 trench warfare) not to mention mounted turrets, artillery, explosives, drone and rocket strikes etc. And what exactly is a zombie going to do against an APC or a Tank? Gnaw on it? All the driver has to do is simply drive into the 'horde' and crush them under the treads. No, a zombie apocalypse will not stand the test of a military response. But even just regular police already have access to crowd control like water throwers, riot gear and armed response teams. Then, depending on the country, civilians might also have guns. In Israel for example, pretty much every adult (jewish or druze) male has gone through military training and if they are in the reserves, will have access to their service weapon. In the US most people will have gotten laughably bad weapons training, but with enough ammunition even a complete beginner will hit a target. Anyway, the zombie apocalypse is simply no threat outside of computer models that are drawn up for fun. The idea that each zombie is able to bite one human a day is fun in a statistic but has absolutely no bearing on reality. That would be like saying, each person with COVID-19 is infecting at least one other person every single day. And that one is a lot harder to prevent. The biggest actual threat of a zombie apocalypse would be a virus that is extremely virulent and very resistant with a 100% lethality and a long enough incubation time to spread exponentially and is either airborne or waterborne. But in that case, the Zombies are the least of your concerns. The virus is what will kill you. Anyway, enough rambling. This post got a little long, sorry.

@joshuamonye4186

2 жыл бұрын

You seem smart

@Salted_Fysh

2 жыл бұрын

@@joshuamonye4186 I'm more like a smartass with too much time on his hands. 🤷‍♂️

@joshuamonye4186

2 жыл бұрын

@@Salted_Fyshlol I didn't read all but catched something from it, where are from

@user-jf7dd1eo3b

2 жыл бұрын

Take my like i am not going to read all of this

@lostkidofoc836

2 жыл бұрын

You on something but that’s to dam much gave you a like 👍 🥸

"if the pentagon is getting ready for zombies, then why aren't you?" Well...Their budget, manpower and general time available is much higher than mine xD

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

Just another indication USA military has too fucking much funding... They imagine stupid scenario's like this and get all the funding in the world and we wonder why we are broke?... How about we cut the zombie project... And while you're at it... Stop researching fusion.. it's never going to happen... We already have a fusion reactor in the sky and its free and nobody has to shell out taxes for sunlight... Not yet anyway

@gamejew123

2 жыл бұрын

@@ghoraxe9000 stop trying to go to space it will never happen

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamejew123 I agree... Space is a waist of tax dollars... We only need telescopes.. that's it... Space is nothing like it is in the movies.. it's pretty much the closest thing to hell ever... Every aspect of it is extremely hostile to life... And it's so vast we will never in all time effectively traverse it

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

Any money put into space is money burned... I'm grateful for what knowledge we have attained about space.. but I know enough... I know now that space... The Abyss would be more appropriate... Isn't for us... We are children of earth and will die children of earth... Even if we mustered all human might behind space travel... We would never leave the solar system... Ever.. and even if by some miracle we did... We wouldn't survive the trip... By the time we reached another star we would be a different species... A hybrid of machine and human... And ide be hesitant to cross that line

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

The Only way space is going to be practical.. is if we change our species.. human ain't gonna cut it... We would have to somehow reach technological singularity first and then maybe we could travel the stars... But at what cost? I don't wanna find out

The zombie study that was done was a good experiment. But there's a reason they were students. They failed to counter the sheer number of factors. Such as population densities. Instead using an average, and how isolated groups would have the possibility of holding out for a long time, provided they got knowledge of the zombies before hand, isolated mountain towns could fortify themselves extremely well. Their model also didn't take into account the zombies health. Zombies that run out of food have to eventually starve, reanimated or not, for their bodies to produce enough energy to move, they need food. Also, flesh decay. Now not all zombie viruses are the same, but most play it off as they are actually dead and the virus is controlling the body just barely enough to keep it running. This leads to rot and decay. We saw this in the Walking Dead. With season 1 zombies being almost fresh corpses, some could be mistaken for living people if they weren't chasing you and trying to kill you. But season 6 zombies were obvious, with skin falling off the bone, what meat remained being rotten, hair and teeth falling out. This makes them exceedingly vulnerable to attacks. As they slow down from lack of muscle tissue and their bones soften they become little more than targets for human defenders, only becoming dangerous in groups. Where as the early zombies, even though hordes were the problem. Season 1 zombies were extremely dangerous inside small spaces like hallways and homes. But season 6 zombies were little more than a nuisance unless they were in a truly massive group. And it was clear, that by season 4, the zombies had deteriorated so far and the humans had become so adept at killing zombies. The only real threat was other humans.

@2009natman

2 жыл бұрын

Dont forget that if you live in a climate with varying weather changes where it gets incredibly cold or overly warm, the bodies would cease to function as the freezing temperatures would bring the body temp of a zombie so low it couldnt function and the heat would rapidly increase rate of decay on the bodies. So an Arizona summer or a Washington winter would be a form of protection during those seasons, the only real threat would be the spring and autumn months where the temperature is relatively cool enough to slow down the decay without freezing the corpse.

@brandonhoffman4712

4 ай бұрын

You severely underestimate the power of automatic weaponry. Go check out a CWIS on a navy vessel. That's the onslaught zombies would get. It sounds like hell fire and looks like it too. It's made to murder everything in the vicinity from drones to rockets going mach-3. And spits enough lead to decimate entire fields of zombies. Now toss those on humvees and river boats, maybe track vessels and amphibious assault crafts too. We could blanket America in galling turrets trained to shoot only zombies using computer technologies. We would have drones surveying and marking targets for deletion, finding pockets of infestation, even clearing buildings. We're like a few years from just sending in a robot army to sort out humanity...

I've always been a believer in the fresh zombies being fast and don't really fatigue but as they start to decay they become slower or unable to move much at all. It'll take longer for them to decay compared to a corpse though because they're moving but still way quicker than living things.

@Miswak.

2 жыл бұрын

just move to a snowy area where zombie's flesh and mussels would just freeze.

The medieval era would have been an utter breeze to survive zombies. They were used to taking to walls during sieges, and in zombies case... it would have been like fighting an army of morons.

@user-sb4th2et8l

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@Bookspine5

2 жыл бұрын

@@user-sb4th2et8l Ghengis Khan and his army would be a good at slaying zombies.

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

That and bandit's and raiding parties where common... So a zombie invasion would in fact be like fighting morons

@gamejew123

2 жыл бұрын

yeah but where is the food coming from if they are all behind walls

@ghoraxe9000

2 жыл бұрын

@@gamejew123 if the wall perimeter is large enough .. you could make a fully self sustainable fortress

Depends how smart and fast the zombitches are. If they're above level 35 we're screwed.

@francewallmortaries4914

2 жыл бұрын

Truth

@uncleseekx

2 жыл бұрын

That's it. If they are walking dead zombies, then there is hope but if they are Army of the dead or Brad Pitt's World War Z zombies then humanity is fucked

@lancetheking7524

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncleseekx World War Z zombies will easily wipe an entire country before you send a missile or nuclear warhead to wipe out everyone there

@uncleseekx

2 жыл бұрын

@@lancetheking7524 fact💀💀

@borger298

2 жыл бұрын

@@uncleseekx walking dead zombies means that any death at all is a new zombie

"Would you be able to out run zombies though, scholars disagree on this particular point" that's some mental whiplash

@Dude_bruh

2 жыл бұрын

*creepy piano noise * SMOKER

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

@@Dude_bruh lol !

@Magnificenthimself

2 ай бұрын

Those scholars were purnished gracefully intellectually

Lets admit it Once the first zombie horde has been revealed to the world The military would deal with it in a matter of days with minimal casualties Even if not I can personally assume that even 1 person could take out at least 1 or 2 zombies with ease And survival gear would be easy to fashion from your own supplies Most people already have canned food, knives, the United States owns plenty of firearms along with other countries, running water wouldn't be a problem for at least a day. People own bikes, cars, fishing kits, tents, spare mattresses and airbeds and other useful supplies which before a zombie apocalypse would just be used for recreation But during a zombie apocalypse, especially in developed countries, most people would have a good chance against zombies and the wilderness, and their biggest threats would be other humans scrambling for supplies

If zombie games like H1Z1 taught me anything it's other people raiding my base is the biggest worry, zombies are just a pain.

@wolfmauler

2 жыл бұрын

That's the thing: It will always be other humans that pose the biggest threat in any domestic survival situation. Zombies would just be the excuse for the rise of military dictatorship, because ultimately they have the weapons, skills and the numbers.

@csb78nm

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly. Hoarders and preppers are doing the work for me as long as I have ammo. lmao

@mrmeerkat1096

2 жыл бұрын

@@invisiblehands4000 😂😂😂 your right, people will just watch others collecting everything then ambush them.

@mrmeerkat1096

2 жыл бұрын

@@invisiblehands4000 I agree with you again. It happens in war zones or a country in revolution. Its not just water, food, shelter and medical supplies maybe. Its security also. They are after your loved ones the females. I couldn't imagine what it must have been like in occupied counties IN WW2.

@mrmeerkat1096

2 жыл бұрын

@@invisiblehands4000 absolutely!!! A female being able to defend herself could be the difference between life and death. If some guy attacked a woman walking her dog or on her way home from work that attacker wants her to be scared and do as he says as to not attract attention etc. If she already has it in her head what to do, just standing up to the guy might even be enough to make him run away. Your right about self confidence also. I with age and health found that out the hard way in a fight. I didn't lose but came close to it and I hid it well afterwards. But it shook my confidence. I thought I'm not as fit as I used to be I need to quit smoking etc and start working out again.

If it was a 'Bite only' Zombie plague, it'd be dealt with relatively quickly.

@carneeki

2 жыл бұрын

> The Batman talking about plagues Too soon man!

@theskinticketchannel6186

2 жыл бұрын

Yo yo yo

@shanehughes3511

2 жыл бұрын

Not certain. A rabies hybrid, where you get a 28 days later virus would be a nightmare. People alive but rabid. Snapping and biting people whilst running like wild animals and beating people with no care for their own health or pain

@Salted_Fysh

2 жыл бұрын

@@shanehughes3511 the 28 days later zombies don't eat or drink. In fact, people affected by rabies can't drink because they become afraid of water. Simply put, they aren't very realistic. And even if they were, the only reason why the virus was able to spread after the successful first quarantine, was because of wholesale incompetence by the military and containment team. Being that they decided to fly n settlers while still being in the process of cleanup? Allowing random shmoe mcjoe janitor to enter in a high security lab without any form of security measure in place to kiss the only surviving Zombie in the entire city? No, the events of those movies happen because they need to happen for the movies to exist.

@jwn5

2 жыл бұрын

@@Salted_Fysh funny enough that's what i keep explaining about jurassic park whenever people want to get stupid about possibilities with genetic reverse engineering

I want to ask did the university take into account that people already knew about zombies or is it a world with no zombie information. I always went with this fact. If we knew about zombie and say the virus was given to one person are a group of people around the world. Any person who has seen even a single zombie movie, book, etc should know to get away from that person. Even if a few people get infected, the virus shouldn't spread that far. Say people for some reason think it's just a sick person since zombies are fictional. Isn't it still smart enough take into account that that person may have a infectious disease. Also, the moment you see someone get bitten is the time for you to realize your situation and act accordingly.

I love how your videos always focus on the really important things in life! Keep it up and thank you very much

Something that I find most studies and theories never cover is how necrosis and physical bites affect the body of the zombie. Surely being ripped apart and eaten multiple times, severed arteries, etc. would inhibit the ability for the zombies to effectively spread the virus. Especially as hoards gather, they would literally eat the new hosts to the point that they would be practically useless as a virus carrier. Also, what's not to stop them from ripping their own kind to shreds?

@youtubestudiosucks978

2 жыл бұрын

They only eat "fresh uninfected meat" and obliviously zombies arent "fresh" anymore. The virus makes them revolted by the taste of "infected meat" and it also doesnt satisfy their hunger so they instinctivly gaveup on eating each other. Like uninfected people taste like bacon and infected people taste like dirt

@qtindavis433

2 жыл бұрын

1 winter or summer. And the zombies lose

@llamainyamama3088

2 жыл бұрын

Even without that, it wouldn’t explain. If you’ve ever taken a physiology class of any sort, you learn all about the processes post mortem, that would completely inhibit the ability for the body to make any coordinated and sustained movements. There is just no way a zombie of the dead variety would be able to move and carry the virus. If it were of the living variety, yeah the zombie would likely quickly die due to blood loss, starvation, dehydration or exposure.

@sean5558

2 жыл бұрын

Realistically they would never exist, it would have to be through supernatural means (energy/spells that reanimate them like Call of Duty

@HeyImCas

2 жыл бұрын

@@llamainyamama3088 Also muscle tear since the host controlling them would likely have them awake and moving constantly to look for new food.

Where I see a flaw in a zombie apocalypse actually being apocalyptic would not be the zombies, it’d be the recovery. If there were 99 zombies for each living person, feasibly, each person could kill one zombie a day, and by day 100, the world would be zombie-free. I think Night of the Living Dead is probably the most accurate Zombie movie because the dead don’t win. They’d have a strong start, followed by a quick eradication.

@znipe8867

2 жыл бұрын

I've also had the same thought, I belive the zombies would quickly be killed, and thinking about walking dead I'm 100% sure that there would not be any zombies in their area

@theskinticketchannel6186

2 жыл бұрын

Yo yo

@mikitz

2 жыл бұрын

Day of the Dead was a lot more nihilistic, yet a far less likely outcome. The fact is that under any circumstances, the zombies/infected can't win, whether all the 'humans' die or survive by the end.

@maadtee6281

2 жыл бұрын

It depends on the zombie types and how it is spread and the universe from that world. Like in the train to Busan world the zombies a much faster but only attack when they see you plus even a slight scratch can turn one into a zombie, in wwz movie they attack only those without disease, some zombies have some intellect like those from #Alive they remembering a bit from their memory they almost similar to vampires from I am legend. Also it is not simple killing the zombies what if it is a hoarde coming and you got limited Ammo or don't struggle killing them its not easy to break a human skull

@BiggusD77

2 жыл бұрын

If a zombie apocalypse is to become a worldwide extinction event, the zombification agent has to be relatively simultaneous worldwide, and not having one ground zero and spread from there. World War Z (the book) has to go through an enormous amount of bad luck, idiocy, incompetense and bad decisions to spread the zombie virus. It breaks suspension of disbelief, to be honest. Also, the zombies can't be as slow and unthreatening as in TWD. They don't have to be like in 28 Days Later, but definitely not rotten and lethargic. What TWD does right is that everyone already has the virus, they just need to die to be zombified. This can be brought even further; a incredibly long incubation time or a sort of dormant pathogen suddenly being activated simultaneously in the masses.

All of the statistical models overlook the single most important factor in any zombie apocalypse; How rapidly animals, insects, and bacteria would incapacitate reanimated corpses. In tropical climates zombies would be reduced to masses of bones in about a week. In temperate climates they might last a few weeks longer than that depending on the season.

"Stay strapped or get clapped" bouta about to be a real quote. Catch me watching around with an eagle blowing holes in buildings

I always thought The Walking Dead zombies wouldn’t be an issue but with people these days I ain’t so sure.

@aidanmagill6769

2 жыл бұрын

Natural selection is beautiful.

@death13a

2 жыл бұрын

Bad part is when people become zombies then they become athletes

@jaripruim

2 жыл бұрын

I'm wondering how bad a zombie apocalypse would be if the virus would spread airborne

@keithyinger3326

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaripruim haha ya really. I wonder if that would get people to wear a mask, or if it would still be "violating their rights"? My guess is it would probably be a Lot worse if airborne.

@noideas.

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaripruim we'd be dead within months

One of the problems with a zombie apocalypse is that it would have to wipe out more than half the population right off the bat in order to even be remotely successful. One thing that always bothered me about the Walking Dead was the whole "we're already infected" route because it makes me wonder that if they are already infected then how does being bit change anything?

@baptisedindirtysprite3593

2 жыл бұрын

Being bit makes the infection manifest itself immediately where as if you aren’t bit it only happens after you die (if your brain isn’t destroyed)

@kujojotaro88

2 жыл бұрын

Basically, in the Walking Dead, the bite is what kills you. It burns you out via a fever and the virus sets in after you die.

@borger298

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah like, if a random corpse sprouts from the ground and bites someone, they’ll both be killed trying to go anywhere due to people

@rayburks7059

2 жыл бұрын

If we're already infected it was prob a dormant infection or gene if you're bit the infection gets activated you die from it and now you're a zombie and if you weren't bit it'll become active after you die

@Nikku4211

2 жыл бұрын

If you had too much bit off, even if you're immune, you'd probably die of blood loss or something.

This man has the best microphone and one of the most amazing voices I’ve ever heard. Impeccable my guy keep it up!

Good reupload sir I have enjoyed this all 5 times I’ve seen it, idk why it always shows I haven’t seen it or liked each time but it’s always uploaded within a week prior to my viewing. But keep up the good work love your videos.

Thouthy2:"Life is hard...on any given day you might be hit by a bus or mauled by a tiger..." Me:" Yeah..I hate it when that happens...especially on the same day.."

@dr.floridaman4805

2 жыл бұрын

Tiger driving the bus?

@DAEDAEANT

2 жыл бұрын

Happens too often honestly

@jackdempsey2161

2 жыл бұрын

UHHHH... Lucky you?!

@jamesfrankel7827

2 жыл бұрын

Or at the same time and then my day was way worse because now I cried over a dead tiger AND had to clean up the mess.

The Pentagon plan if I remember, is a template for HOW to design a scenario planning excerise. Because it is fantastical, it engages the participants towards greater creativity without becoming morbid and moribund in casualties and mortality figures. Plus I love the vegetarian zombies.

@elmerfudd856

2 жыл бұрын

CONPLAN 8888 is the thing you're talking about

@sean5558

2 жыл бұрын

They should apply the principles of education to other programs, more people would be more engaged to learn with fantasy elements

@Nikku4211

2 жыл бұрын

When you get zombies to mow your lawn.

@legoeater6920

2 жыл бұрын

@@Nikku4211 but then the zombies get killed by plants

@stephenhancock1578

11 ай бұрын

The plan was a cover up for resistance to a populist revolution. The CIA developed it in a case that something leaked that was so devastating to the government, people overthrew their own government. It's been used back and forth for managing propaganda for a long time. There's no instance in the simulations where they win, only escape.

Mrs Richards: "I paid for a room with a vie !" Basil: (pointing to the lovely view) "That is Torquay, Madam." Mrs Richards: "It's not good enough!" Basil: "May I ask what you were expecting to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? the Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically past?..." Mrs Richards: "Don't be silly! I expect to be able to see the sea!" Basil: "You can see the sea, it's over there between the land and the sky." Mrs Richards: "I'm not satisfied. But I shall stay. But I expect a reduction." Basil: "Why?! Because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?

When the zombie finally get some human brain, -"there is nothing in here, we're dead for sure"

Great sponsor. I imagine being in a Zombie Apocalypse is stressful enough without having to worry about losing your hair.

@dnr2089

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@stevenswitzer5154

2 жыл бұрын

Baldies need more sunscreen

@tommymarco

Жыл бұрын

you're funny !

@nihaalsandim9986

Жыл бұрын

Honestly if the apocalypse did happen, id probably shave my head simply because washing it would be a hassle, and I don't wanna scratch my head while fighting off zombies

Don't remember who said it, but goes something like: while zombies have the advantage of being able to grow their numbers and are rather resilient against damage (excl headshots) they also need to fight their most dangerous enemy every time they need to eat / reproduce. I like to think that once we collectively realized what was actually happening we would begin the "take care of business" phase.

@mullerSmash

2 жыл бұрын

I'd like to respectfully disagree. Much of the animal kingdom deals with the same "fight their enemies in order to eat" scenarios. Would humans win? Maybe eventually, read World War Z by max brooks. Great book that plays out just about every real life scenario

@theskinticketchannel6186

2 жыл бұрын

Yo

@Salted_Fysh

2 жыл бұрын

@@mullerSmash much of the animal kingdom has an abundant prey species that does not have artificial shelter or, well, guns. Even apex predators will not approach a target if they feel at danger of being hurt in the process. That's why tigers for example always attack from behind and why no one is stupid enough to attack a hippo or an adult, healthy elefant. Zombies have a very resistant prey, that is not very nutritious and hard to reach.

@IyaorIsis

2 жыл бұрын

@@mullerSmash yeah but the thing is, in those scenarios were an animal needs to fight it’s predator to eat, the animal is pretty capable itself, a zombie wouldn’t even know to hide from death, they’re not capable at all. They’re weak, rotting, stupid, easily counter able, and are even less durable than humans, who mind you are one of the least durable species in the animal kingdom. Eventually when everyone overcomes the fear of zombies, we’d win by a landslide. They’re literally humans missing everything that makes humans dangerous, they can move for days on end but they don’t even travel at a moderate pace, fuck even a wheelchair bound person could outpace them.

@Vaihly

2 жыл бұрын

@@IyaorIsis Yeah you can literally beat like atleast 30 zombies using only plastic chairs. its inhumane and brutal but it works

News:zombie will not be active during day Me:it's time to awake my Minecraft senses *Place bed* *sleeps*

11:30 yes that is the real question, why they have so much free time to think about these things, and anyone other than fictional novel writers is dedicating any time to it.

I like the game Project zomboid. In its lore, the zombie infection has two stages. stage 1: food borne and water borne. You become infected by drinking infected water or eating infected meat. Most of the population is susceptible but some humans are naturally immune to the stage 1 infection. Meaning they can eat and drink all they want and never even feel a little sickly. but then there's stage 2. Blood and saliva transmission via an infected individual. The zombies. There is no immunity against it. Scratches have a small chance to infect. Because typically there isn't infected blood under fingernails but with rotting corpses there can be. And bites are always 100% infectious. You can not survive a bite under any circumstance. I like this multi-stage infection idea because it explains how rapid and wide-spread the infection happens in kentucky and how it continues to spread beyond the county despite the military enforcing quarantine. And eventually infects most of the planet. But still allows plenty of room for survivors to emerge and survive amongst the living dead. I also like the game because you can choose what kind of zombie threat you want. And just how sparse or dense their population is.

@jun-ken.1540

2 жыл бұрын

You got a lotta free time

@oliverpohlproductions8291

2 жыл бұрын

You forgot the airborne stage

The world is already full of zombies, they just haven’t started eating your flesh yet

@wilfridwibblesworth2613

2 жыл бұрын

Some of them have.

@myscreen2urs

2 жыл бұрын

Thanks to that vegan trend. Let's hope that the carnivore diet doesn't take off

@sams.8514

2 жыл бұрын

This is so deep

@HeaviestMetal89

2 жыл бұрын

Well, some have. The ones that got their hands on PCP

@FoxExcess

2 жыл бұрын

Are you sure? Because every time i hear CNN it feels like braincells are being eaten

Hi,I want to thank you for the most amazing chanel. My friends and I have been watching it for years now and it has always been interesting and entertaining. Keep going,you rock!!!

Strangely enough, according to Max Brookes, it is SIR that enables us to win the Zombie war. Or more accurately THE SIR - Standard Infantry Rifle. With Mr Lobo as a backup 😎 If you know, you know 👍

Knowing what people did during the pandemic we won’t survive a zombie apocalypse

@totallynotsquiggles8317

2 жыл бұрын

yeah we're screwed

@kozmo7

2 жыл бұрын

You better believe we ar fucked

@dondai2880

2 жыл бұрын

lol you can shoot zombies, unlike super spreaders, so I'd wager a good portion of North America would survive. I wouldn't hold my breath in Europe though, trying to stab through a biting rage filled skull might be a bit much.

@kozmo7

2 жыл бұрын

@@dondai2880 Shooting super spreaders? I think you might be on to something

@aabaaa9993

2 жыл бұрын

And if we do, we won't be able to wipe our arses

You're forgetting about human nature in a situation like that. Humanity would quickly break up into many militant groups that would kill one another for dwindling resources. The zombies are stupid. Avoiding smart humans with weapons would be a much harder game.

@wishmaster8857

2 жыл бұрын

Facts then what about the people who got sick and disabled family and friends??? Those people will do whatever it take to take care of they love ones you will have people fighting and killing over it

@HeyIFoundACamera

2 жыл бұрын

@@wishmaster8857 That's right. But you used two key qualifiers there: family and friends. I'm talking about groups formed around family/friend units competing with different groups formed around a different family/friend unit. Think about it. That's essentially what tribes, nations, etc. are. They've always fought against one another for a limited resource.

@wishmaster8857

2 жыл бұрын

@@HeyIFoundACamera I thought about it I even slept on it and woke up thought about you are exactly right but just because you have something good someone will be after it

@wakandaforever2401

2 жыл бұрын

That depends on how bad the infection becomes, and if world governments are all eradicated. WWZ had a very good take on this idea, as although there were militant groups outside of the Rocky Mountains, (which is where the U.S. government was now basing its operations out of) the U.S. Government was still alive and kicking, with people flocking to them in droves every single day. Society and government wouldn't just breakdown overnight in a zombie apocalypse. It would have to be so bad that literally all echelons of government are completely wiped out for large and powerful militant groups to rise up and take power.

@Vaihly

2 жыл бұрын

Like why would you even be scared of zombies? they look fucking stupid and they can be easily counterattacked.

So heres whats funny, ive been subbed to you since my middleschool days, i am now out of highschool, AKA 8 years, and i literally have not been reccomended a single video of yours UNTIL TODAY. Thanks youtube! :)

Will your new book be on audible at all? Thoroughly enjoyed your other one 😊 thanks. Oh and would you be narrating it 👍

Well, if the zombies are going after brains, I suspect the vast majority of mankind will survive just fine...

@IkiruMist

2 жыл бұрын

including you and me am i right?

The question of could we survive the zombie apocalypse. The answer is "no" because the result is people hoarding toilet paper like post-apocalyptic currency.

Person: "Bite me." Pissed off lab-assistant: "...You asked for it."

I’m always on the lookout for a random tiger attack whenever I leave the house! You never know!

Normal people: "the zombie apocalypse will be the end of all of us!" Veterans, gamers and zombie enthusiasts: "get ready bois - it's time"

@deesnuts4993

2 жыл бұрын

Most gamers I know are overweight and can't even pass PT

@noideas.

2 жыл бұрын

@@deesnuts4993 I was gonna write something, but ur fuckin username made me forget 😭

@deesnuts4993

2 жыл бұрын

@@noideas. you forgor💀

@halfpenguinhalflego

2 жыл бұрын

Cringe

@noideas.

2 жыл бұрын

@@halfpenguinhalflego outstanding argument, but unfortunately, your mom

9:00You zombie vs. germ danger avoidance assessment is the reason I am more afraid of spiders and snakes than grizzly bears. If a bear is in your sleeping bag, chances are, your going notice before you get in with it.

Very nice topic. I thought the commentary, the humor, and hiding the horrorific incidents in humor is great. Also, the factual issues are so random yet unique, nice that you explore the academic and the military involvement. Interestingthe topic stande between comic books, cheesy B movies, modern books and big actor movies (Brad Pitts). Yup it covers popular culture, the blankting of modern society. Just what is the military up to anyway? Maybe "Area 151", ha ha! Oh yeah Arron I got the audio/audible book "Stick a Flag In It", quite engrossing and very nicely percieved. How the Bitish got to be were thay are as a society hence where the world is as well. Also, I loved the King (can't remember the Kings name) but he explodes as a gas expands his skin tissue. Upon moving him to his crypt finally the corpse explodes covering attendees with human goo. A wonderfully "Monty Pythonesque" type of tale- good job on the verbal delivery and the book in general. I am looking forward to the next installment about Rome!

Gotta hold up in a Bass pro shop. Also..”believe me I tried” LMFAOOOOO

i find a zombie apocalypse more forgiving than life- in life, money determines how free you are, but in an apocalypse, you can manipulate anything based on your ability. There is no restrictions in terms of what you can do with the world.

@eyelandss

2 жыл бұрын

but if you fail you get your body ripped to shreds while you watch your life fade from your eyes

@Tsuki-Sii

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyelandss Then...don't fail?

@eyelandss

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tsuki-Sii I won't, but you probably will

@Tsuki-Sii

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyelandss Bold of you to assume that I would.

@Vaihly

2 жыл бұрын

@@eyelandss Nah. i wont

When you realize the US military has a plan for zombies

@corneliuselbourne1044

2 жыл бұрын

You know things are gona get real.

@siddhantpatil1111

2 жыл бұрын

@@corneliuselbourne1044 r u serious ??👹👾👺👹☠️☠️

@rickgrimes2764

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/ZJmJ07eDg83an7A.html nothing is a ioke cdc gave us a warning not to long ago look KZread cdc zombie preparedness Got more links to

I really enjoy your content. Keep up the good work my friend

"ask the dinosaurs,oh right they're all dead" birds: don't tell him

Thoughty2: "As long as you have a shotgun and ammunition” His last words in Project Zomboid.

@oliverpohlproductions8291

2 жыл бұрын

Darn the toilet zombies

@jinhong91

2 жыл бұрын

The Project Zomboid zombie disease spreads in 2 ways, through air and through bites and scratches. Your character is immune to the airborne disease but they are not immune to bites and will turn if bitten. The airborne spread is how the vast majority of people get turned into zombies.

@Schmorgus

Жыл бұрын

@@jinhong91 And that made no sense really. If you're immune to air, you're immune to bite. Unless it's 2 completely different types of viruses working together (last part was a joke. 2 unrelated viruses do not work together) :P

There is no zombie apocalypse movie that I've ever watched and didn't laughed on. The best fun is when you're with some friends because everyone has to say something about how ridiculous some scenes was

@wolfmauler

2 жыл бұрын

You and your friends will definitely be the first ones to be disemboweled.

@mikitz

2 жыл бұрын

Considering the level of understanding basic human biology, Hollywood screen writers get an F every single time. Of course, it's a hypothetical situation, but these people just can't seem to make any scenario even remotely plausible (making them funny, at least on some level).

@Simon-in9ov

2 жыл бұрын

People who joke a lot are the most scared.

@jessebianchi2631

2 жыл бұрын

We're in a zombie apocalypse right now. i'm assuming you watched the news stories of january 6? while not technically chuds, yet, it's clear that the horde had been victimized by a true chud. Ladies and gentlemen, may i present rupert murdoch, the greatest brain eater in human history.

@aletserrece

2 жыл бұрын

@@jessebianchi2631 wat

Which Zombies and Which Humans. This is very important

if there’s ever a zombie apocalypse, the first thing you should do is head for the mountains, the Rocky Mountains would be the best hiding place for a zombie apocalypse

Can we create a reddit where we already pre create plans and stuff? Like locations to meet up at the start, places to avoid at the start, how to connect communications after the power goes out, different scenarios such and such. Might be pretty cool

@brandonwilde8988

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's smart, just be prepared for different types of viruses, cuz if it spreads through air it'd be a different story than not spreading until you get bitten

@hv9074

2 жыл бұрын

r/ZombieSurvivalTactics and r/preppers might interest you.

@scott_hunts

2 жыл бұрын

Redditors are the last people I’d let know my postapocalyptic plans.

@THEV01CE_

2 жыл бұрын

Sounds smart!!

@nekogamer2508

2 жыл бұрын

@@THEV01CE_ ok imagine someone comes along who is a member of that Reddit space and brings zombies , blows up the place , starts shooting up the place so no it's fucking stupid to give people your apocalypse location

I can’t believe no one makes this point, in order for a zombie to move or do anything it would need to use energy thus requiring functional digestive, circulatory, and respiratory systems to break down food and supply it’s cells with the energy. This would make the zombies susceptible to bleeding, suffocation, and trauma to the abdomen making them die not too far from how a human would. Along with that them biting people could cause them to die from their wounds or infection before becoming a zombie possibly leading to the virus being too virulent to be much of a threat. It would be much much more of a threat if it were airborne though. I’d say that a warm open climate for human quarantine would be more optimal as the zombies would decay and be infected with human-illnesses faster and will burn more energy trying to run across big open plains in the sun. The number 1 fear I would have is a zombie reaching a cold climate and getting persevered in ice.

@suzi_mai

2 жыл бұрын

Also this would require the zombie to eat, or starve. If ppl could avoid being eaten, the problem would solve itself. I think the greatest threat would be from other ppl, not the zombie.

This is similar to a shoddycast video on this topic. It even covers epidemiology and the SIR model. In that video Austin created his own SIINZD which stands for Susceptible Immune Infected Zombie Dead and used it to calculate how raccoon city fell. It's really interesting and terrifying.

Ahh yes, lets make a monster that is dumb as fuck and slow as hell fight the currently the smartest creature on Earth that can literally spilt the Atom if given time.

A few friends and I had this discussion a few years ago and we all concluded there were 4 things that would be essential for humanity's victory over the zombies: 1. Always go for the head shot. 2. Never go outside to check on that weird noise. 3. Everyone gets a full body bite inspection at least once daily. 4. Anyone who panics or freaks out is used as bait or to distract the zombies so the rational people who actually want to survive can make their escape. I added in that it would be best to move to the hottest and driest desert OR to the far north tundra. Basically any place that the environment would prevent zombies from reaching you. Desert would dry them out and arctic would freeze them solid and both options would leave plenty of time for easy clean-up by the living.

@Aryan111ize

2 жыл бұрын

island in a middle sea where no human ever been there with big boat not a car and been died by a car accdent beore been bated

@aliabbaszoher5618

2 жыл бұрын

Zombies drying out in deserts seems good idea but it's a whole reverse situation in polar regions. Imagine humanity surviving the apocalypse initially unknown to the frozen preserved zombie fossils for another outbreak

@Enjoymentboy

2 жыл бұрын

@@aliabbaszoher5618 I think still the dry cold would dedicate them similar to the desert. it would take far more time but would be as effective. Think of Otsi the ice man found decades ago. Entombed in ice yet dried up and mummified. I still firmly believe we have FAR more to worry about from the living than the dead could EVER do to us.

@aliabbaszoher5618

2 жыл бұрын

@@Enjoymentboy 100% agreed that the living ARE and WILL be far more deadly then the Undead/dead

Survive a ZOMBIE POCKY-CLIPS? That would be SUPER EASY, BARELY AN INCONVENIENCE. Just dress in Bite Proof leather and a motorcycle helmet. Best part is you can kill all your undead nemesis's - neighbors, coworkers, the idiot store owner who overcharged you... all GUILT FREE since, well... they are already DEAD

@jasonsanders8797

2 жыл бұрын

Guilt free homicide is TIGHT!

@myscreen2urs

2 жыл бұрын

"he did a back flip, broke the zombie's neck and saved the day"🙃

@jackiec498

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonsanders8797 It doesn't require a zombie apocalypse to commit guilt-free murders. Just gotta keep at it until you successfully sear your conscience.

@LakeBandini

2 жыл бұрын

LEATHER! I’ve always wondered why people would wear anything else. “No bite, no worries” -Fauci 😂

@warex4501

2 жыл бұрын

Maggots do wonders to dead flesh.

I'm clicking that like button after this hilarious cut away from zombie to hair loss. Only thing I'd have loved more is if you had transitioned and made it seem hair loss was the end all game over instead. Great video, very well made, and enjoyable.

Assuming direct contact is necessary for transmission, the biggest factor of us winning or losing vs zombies, I think, would be the speed of the zombies. If they’re all very slow, we will win, but if they’re wicked fast, we’re screwed. If slow, everyone move North and hunker down where it’s cold, and the zombies will freeze solid, so won’t be a problem. Good fishing and hunting up here too. Just need a shelter with a wood stove and some lanterns and you’re golden, or solar or wind power, but solar struggles in the winter since the days are so short. Also, all it would take is no more than a few years at most of hunkering down, and all the zombies would be gone. Their bodies would decompose quickly, and a muscular system is still necessary for motion, so the time the zombies would last would be very limited. That’s what’s so deceptive with the show “The Walking Dead”, by the time they’re at now, almost all the zombies would have completely decomposed.

I think it would be fun to be in a zombie apocalypse except for the whole dying part😂

@aabaaa9993

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah the death part is quite the inconvenience.

@AngelaMerici12

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, small problem getting in the way of fun.

@vaisakhkm783

2 жыл бұрын

And will not be any undo button...

@user-sb4th2et8l

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngelaMerici12 yeah...

@schlomo2771

2 жыл бұрын

But imagine the stench…fresh air would be a thing of the past

Last time I watched a video called “could we survive a global pandemic” covid happened a few months later. And if we handle zombies how we handled that…

@dnr2089

2 жыл бұрын

😱

@toxicjay8562

2 жыл бұрын

Oh god we’re screwed😂😂😂😂

@gsyt2356

Жыл бұрын

Yes but you can't tell if someone has covid, you can tell when a stumbling corpse is carrying flies around and chasing you

It depends on what franchise they're from. But tbh I think it'd be hard to lose to zombies from any franchise. They don't move in an organized way like a military would, they only ever want one thing, which is to feed, knowing that makes it easy to predict and control their behavior. . Even militia's armed with simple melee weapons would be able to fight zombies. You just need to ensure you're safe from bites, stuff like chainmail or whatever the modern equivalents would be. Modern military doesn't really use body armor for the neck or limbs, but it probably wouldn't be hard to adapt something. The only way humans would ever struggle with zombies, would be the scenario's presented in some novels where the entire world is infected simultaneously. Like 50% of people just wake up a zombie one morning. That would present more of a challenge.

@titanium0002

2 жыл бұрын

i believe if we had a zombie apoc it would be one we wont really know how to handle like we get prepare and everything thinnking its twd zoms or world war z zoms but instead the zombies for all we know can lay traps or coordinated attacks

Each zombie biting one person per day is way too much, especially in a horde situation and over time.

Thoughty is getting way funnier that’s for sure🤣

@FurretAnimationsIsEpic

2 жыл бұрын

bot + subbot

@Chkprofilename

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/oo5-w7xypdiznZM.html Yes.

@totallynotsquiggles8317

2 жыл бұрын

@@Chkprofilename no.

@KyogresHideout_Vegito2121

2 жыл бұрын

Get outta here sub bot!

@mitch9525

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up

After looking at the way we, as the collective homosapien species, have dealt with the instancies of Covid over the past 2 years, I can honestly say without a doubt that we would not survive a zombie apocalypse.

@hiddendesire3076

2 жыл бұрын

I’d say half of us wouldn’t survive. A certain half who tries to say you don’t need guns, that you need to blindly obey a psychotic doctor, that you need to give up your rights for “safety”.

@ur2retarded

2 жыл бұрын

@@hiddendesire3076 Seeing as I smell no bias in your comment, and considering surely ALL doctors that suggest wearing masks and washing hands are instantly deemed psychotic, I wholeheartedly agree with your statement.

@anonym3967

2 жыл бұрын

well seeing how china reacted to the covid outbreak by shutting the city down I would assume they erase a zombie outbreak within a few hours, maybe a few days

@genghiskhan5701

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonym3967 Didn't you forgot how China literally covered up COVID and allowed it to spread?

@zebimicio5204

2 жыл бұрын

@@anonym3967 even then they'd got screwed over by international peeception. Imagine any government just shoot zonbies on sight without the knowledge of them being curable or not. Public outrage would be real. And also, lets not forget dumb people doing dumb things that end up making them dead.

Walkers vs Runners would be 2 entirely different games........but the only way humans win is if zombies die from starvation after a set amount of time

At 13:25 that particular over under is a tri-star setter S/T, in case anyone was interested.

I feel like this leaves out military reactions and body decomposition, I think humans would survive just because after enough time the zombies wouldn’t be able to move anymore because all the muscles are gone

@HeaviestMetal89

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they mutate into crimson heads or lickers first

@mikitz

2 жыл бұрын

If the premise is that the pathogen deteriorates the brain tissue bit by bit, it's only a matter of time they would die off of not being able to breathe anymore. That's probably only a week or a month after the infection and it would be easy to identify at an early stage (having symptoms similar to the onset MS or Alzheimer's). Besides, raw meat doesn't provide all that much energy, either.

Yes we could. I have a fully fledged survival plan that stretches to the six month mark until I have to come up with more survival tricks

@markgallagher1790

2 жыл бұрын

Unless they can swim. Or if the virus is airborne

@Xxmeca421xX

2 жыл бұрын

My crew will find you and make you work for us. We will take whatever people prepared for ourselves with pure numbers and weapons.

@hiddendesire3076

2 жыл бұрын

@@markgallagher1790 Just look to mosquitos. Bite the infected, transmit it to an uninfected individual, they turn.

@markgallagher1790

2 жыл бұрын

@Bobly Roskels I would be giving on an island a few miles off the coast, who's name and location I will not disclose. Unless they can swim, I'm fine

@markgallagher1790

2 жыл бұрын

@Bobly Roskels rip current damm near surround the entire seabed plus very few ways to access the island from the water. No land of the dead type thing happening

If you can break a zombies jaw to the point they cant bite you can use them to carry stuff, just put a backpack on them and cut the tendon's of the arms, and you can use them as your slaves

another factor that wasn't mentioned here is how little the virus would spread out to small, remote communities that have variable season temperatures. In areas that experience freezing weather, zombies (being composed of dead meat) would also freeze solid. Those remote communities that are most self-sufficient (ie-their own power generation & distribution network, basic civil services remaining intact, etc) might only have to wait it out & chop up whatever frozen zombies they may find before they thaw out. Another attribute of frozen meat is that it's also susceptible to conditions like "freezer burn," which greatly accelerates decomposition; muscle tissue would peel & drop off, predatory & scavenging types of animals of all sorts would pick away at corpses (if these are species immune to z-virus). It would be worse if "Z Day" was occurring in areas in a transition period between seasons. Zombies would alternately freeze & thaw repeatedly just over the course of a few days, which would make decomposition *extremely* rapid...they would literally fall apart in less than a week & spend half of that time frozen stiff (& not spreading the disease at the time). You may be the kind of person who hates the idea of shoveling snow off your sidewalk but you've got much greater protection against a zombie invasion than people who live in environments that are consistently warm. Even if the vast majority of humans are wiped out & replaced with zombies, those zombies would eventually "starve" when their "meat supply" runs out...If zombies need to eat, then they can also starve to *final* death. There are a lot of small communities that may never even see a zombie infestation in their areas at all, so I think humanity has a better chance to survive & recover from a zombie apocalypse more easily than most might consider. See, those "intellectual" types & other scientists don't & can't consider *every* factor into their equations...The Ivory Towers don't have *all* of the answers & there is no foreseeable future in which they will. They also tend to underestimate how clever some people can get, especially when survival of the species as a whole is at stake; even figuring in certain amounts of randomness begs the question on how much randomness they need to account for? Similarly to the Fermi Paradox, much of the equation cannot be sufficiently defined well enough to even *have* an answer because there are always going to be factors that nobody can think of, let alone measure with any degree of accuracy. At that point, even the smartest scientists can't do any better than flipping a handful of coins & use the answer at the moment they stop spinning...And then toss them again & again & again. Scientists can't even stop arguing exactly what data is really *essential* or even include to come up with an answer! Computer engineers have a phrase for this: "Garbage in, garbage out." Exactly what data is garbage & what data is relevant? The key phrase here is what you might hear often in sci-fi stories involving advanced AI computers..."Does not compute. Insufficient data."

I sure do hope so..

@mitch9525

2 жыл бұрын

Shut up check mark

@darthdylan1094

2 жыл бұрын

SHIBASAURUS REX there verified

@philipkasparites8738

2 жыл бұрын

In Baltimore there it started allready called dope zombies

@konjuer

2 жыл бұрын

We can't hardly survive a second flu

@nin315

2 жыл бұрын

Why? U know something we don’t? 🤨🤨

In reality, if rabies ever mutated and was still transmittable through biting someone, it could very easily turn into a very real zombie apocalypse.

@Barthaneous34

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. If it becomes airborne then yes. But not by bites. Because once the news gets out the spread would stop almost in it's tracks.

@FoxExcess

2 жыл бұрын

Please for god's sake do not give the government ideas. They already re-engineered SARS in a lab and released it to the public, that was just a test for what will come next.

@God_of_Calamity

2 жыл бұрын

@@FoxExcess Yep. We better hope some hipster genius virologist doesn't get to unto that resident evil game or we're really screwed(seriously) .

@J.ROD_CLASSIFIED

2 жыл бұрын

@@God_of_Calamity Bunch of Mr X's running around lol

@egg3282

2 жыл бұрын

@@Barthaneous34 I feel like if it’s airborne humanity is dead in like 1-5 months but it can still happen if it just transmit through blood humanity will just confiscate the virus before it wiped out humanity but there would be at least hundreds of millions if not billions of deaths

honestly, if the zombies can transmit through bite only, this shit is the easiest claps ever. A zombie is just a human without its reason, and reason/thinking are our strongest tools. You could quite literally fight and kill a zombie like you were fighting an npc in a videogame with an extremely basic ai. Grab almost anything around you with range and you are at an advantage. If your only goal is to stop them from biting you, then you cant really be bitten unless swarmed. A zombie has decayed, the muscles arent in their prime condition, you can quite literally just hold them back with your hand.

Glad to see our Plague games working for real life info XD

I'm hoping for the zombie apocalypse! The slow Walking Dead kind, not the terrifying 28 Days later type.

@roidblitzed

2 жыл бұрын

Or the ones from "i am legend". They were like terminator zombies

@youngguns1319

2 жыл бұрын

Or world war z they are very fast too

@krieger8825

2 жыл бұрын

I'd kill myself, or just swallow a knife rather than fighting em

The more I think about zombie apocalypse , the more I'm terrifyed about it . Everyone thinks that they will magically turn into Rick and kill hundreds of zeds . But think about actual survival . Escaping that chaos , getting yourself food , clean water , treating your wounds , lack of sleep , coping with death of loved ones , dirty clothes and desperate people . Then it doesn't seem like fun at all...

@VinnyLam

2 жыл бұрын

You should check out a game called Project Zomboid. In that game, you basically have to do everything that you mentioned. It’s one of the most realistic zombie survival games ever.

@rattler_boss1101

2 жыл бұрын

@@VinnyLam i know of that game . It's fantastic

@spanishguy8962

2 жыл бұрын

Almost all zombies would be gone in atleast 3 weeks because they have a human body which can't stay alive without food and water, there is no chaos to escape from when u don't live in a city, many ppl have food for 3 weeks and if not u can still stay alive for 3 weeks if u had food before, a few million woldn't care about death loved ones since they have none and lack of sleep doesn't matter if you just stay in your house. It wouldn't be fun but after 2 months everything will be normal again, just less ppl.

@rattler_boss1101

2 жыл бұрын

@@spanishguy8962 noone knows how zombies would work . What if they could last without food until they rot away ? Also if those zombies could last for more than few weeks your water and food will run out and you would have to get more . Also if you live in cold climate (as I do) the incoming winter would be big problem if you would stay in city so moving to rural areas would be your best bet

Day after day Thoughty2 turns into a gigachad :)

It feels like we're already half way to Zombieville with how many people can't go two seconds without looking at their damn phone.

Considering how people handled covid-19, if a zombie apocalypse happened humanity is done for.

@darthkoo5000

2 жыл бұрын

Not really. You get to kill the infected dead. People like killing things, especially other humans it seems.

@noideas.

2 жыл бұрын

most people knew it wasn't that bad from the jump. but when people start dying in the streets in front of them, my guess is that their survival instincts will kick in (it happens, I have experience lol) and it'll increase chances of survival just enough for a few pairs of humans to repopulate.

@Australian_Made

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

@mikitz

2 жыл бұрын

What the whole Covid situation has taught me is that if we can't handle a practically non-lethal and easily avoided pathogen such as that, a real pandemic would wipe us out in no time.

@2019inuyasha

2 жыл бұрын

You only get to kill zombies in movies in real life you would be tried for murder there is no way to know if zombies could be cured.

I live in Canada. If a zombie breakout happens, I’m driving as far North as I possibly can, getting as much supplies as I possibly can on the way

Y’all are forgetting about PAP and Perk-a-Cola’s.

They have to bite you... So you can just go SPARTA mode

A shotgun would actually be a very poor choice considering it has low ammo capacity and can only do damage at close range. Simple melee weapons and traps would be your best bet for survival. Something as simple as a tripwire that you know to avoid would assure your escape every single time.

@krispalermo8133

2 жыл бұрын

Fishing line has amazing strength poundage yields, tight twist it into a string then turn into a rope and it can then hold .. tons .. of weight.

@skybot7091

2 жыл бұрын

Unless your using the shotty in enclosed areas and its your only weapon, ya take what ya can get.

@Vaihly

2 жыл бұрын

yeah or anything around you is good, you can use a table for self defense, you can use a spoon or a plate, try breaking the plate on the zombie grabbing the sharp pieces of "plate"???? and stab the zombie with it, or use the almighty broom and kill them in the most brutal and slow way possible (Beating their head to a pulp, shove the handle inside their mouths, etc.) you can use a rock, or your backpack. Anything can be a weapon, but i do prefer melee weapons like a knife or any sharp object for a swift kill, only if you know how to use them though, because you might end up chopping your hand off instead of chopping the zombie's head off.

@mhunterledoux

2 жыл бұрын

Shotguns actually have really good range irl. I mean it's not as far as an AR, but the average hunting shotgun can easily shoot 100 meters effectively. Even a sawed off shotgun has enough range in an urban environment to do damage at some distance

@molotov666

2 жыл бұрын

IRL is not cod. No offence. A shotgun could pretty much blow out your organs look up "shotgun vs ballistic gel"

"Anything that walks on 2 legs and watches netflix",me who dosen't have netflix- I DON'T HAVE SUCH WEAKNESSES

@fge00

2 жыл бұрын

If you have enough food and water, Netflix might help you survive if the servers are still up

This guy never stops amusing me

Chicke be like. Dear sir, I am still around as my flying cousins. But yeah zombies would be your doom. Now excuse me, I have to prepare for this "doomsday". *walks back into it's bunker while sipping a tee.* XD

"Eradicates anything that walks on two legs and likes to watch netflix" I guess I'm safe 😥

@jamkle6254

2 жыл бұрын

Are u legless and blind?

@GalaxianSR

2 жыл бұрын

@@jamkle6254 Nah bro I'm a whale 🐳

@jamkle6254

2 жыл бұрын

@@GalaxianSR so ur fat? Lol just havin fun man! I dont watch netflix either. But i do have 2 legs.

Remember when Thoughty2 uploaded a video about an inevitable new pandemic just some weeks before Covid started ? Time to get ready for zombies

@dnr2089

2 жыл бұрын

Yikes! 😱

@Kiwi-Bird.

2 жыл бұрын

O0

@MrBronkz

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

Alot of it depends on if they're runners or walkers imo, if we assume they just walk and shamble everywhere, we will most likely win, no problem, however if they can run, most places are screwed, especially if the undead can also climb things, they most likely won't have anything crazy like parkour skills but if they can handle simple things like climbing a ladder or ontop of a vehicle for example, then we're even more screwed. The US should be mostly okay vs the undead because of the amount of guns they have per square mile in so many back gardens or houses, however that doesn't neccesarilly mean they will beat the undead, but they should be able to stop most fairly early assuming the undead don't grow in number too quickly, but it also leads into the issue of near enough everybody has a gun, so the living are more of a threat than the undead are which could ultimately lead to their downfall, it's hard to imagine that unlike in the movies, the undead just wiped out most of the states on their own, it can also depend on how fast this thing spreads before people take notice and realise, places without guns would have an even harder time versus the undead but less issues from the living, however whoever does own a gun has a huge advantage, because whether they have ammo or not, if your stood 10 feet away from someone with say a knife or a baseball bat in your hand, your not going to charge someone who has a gun pointed at you in most cases because you don't know if they have that ammo or not and it could be the worst mistake you make, walkers will be mostly no problem you could avoid them easily and with them only walking you ca easily out maneuver and punish any undead with a smack in the head or plunge of a blade in their head, you got a gun they aint coming near you, but the issue I see is for those that have guns is needlessly wasting ammo, and it would start to dry up pretty quick. Whether its shooting an undead you don't need to or fighting another survivor for whatever goods they have or in self defence. I'd say without a doubt if zombies just walked we'd win if they can sprint your screwed because you can have your guns or your blade or your blunt weapon but good luck fighting off them running at you in groups with that, you eventually have to reload and your melee may not have an ammo problem but have fun slashing 6 zombies charging at you at once and being quick enough, let alone being ran at from a blind spot. I however think child zombies will be the biggest threats, they may not have the strength of an adult but if your dealing with a bunch of zombies running at you and there's a child in that mix while your focusing on the big guy the little guy is going to get you and you have to strike down to hit them whereas the adult will still be coming and get you while your dealing with the child zombie If this thing is viral, that just poses more issues because someone just has to die to be reanimated and it will depend how fast the reanimation happens, could be seconds, minutes or hours, which would also play a big factor and that will mean the undead is never truly a vanquished threat unless someone can come up with a cure

@underratedgod6899

2 жыл бұрын

What if theres zombies that walks and runner like different zombie variant depending on how agressive they are

I think it would be less likely to have issues of zombie rights and more an issue of property rights. Zombies can't be taught or trained, but you can still rent out your auntie's corpse.

The Zombie apocalypse started during the industrial revolution, more than 100 years ago. People who doubt this should take public transport for a week, witness thousands of mindless drones doing the same repetitive task at least 5 days a week...

@oliverguenther9243

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah it's called having a job and not being a leech on welfare.😡

@timmy7201

2 жыл бұрын

​@@oliverguenther9243I've a job, but hate repetitive tasks. I won't commute to an office building on daily basis, just to enrich someone else and make it my bosses easier to micromanage me into utter inefficiency. Instead of thinking binary, either being a companies minion or leeching of of welfare, there is a third option called being self employed.

@timmy7201

2 жыл бұрын

@Dave Gilmour The smartphone indeed added more oil upon an already existing fire...

Yo Thoughty, I enjoyed your podcast. Was driving cross country and needed something to put on, immediately remembered your podcast! It's pretty much the same as this channel, which is awesome. Wish there were more episodes!

There are 5 ways to survive one. 1. Zombies become stupid within 2 days after their brains rot away. So go into hiding in a secure location with no windows and hide out till they lose conscious decision making. 2. When they are nice and feral, running on animal instincts, lure them from their groups one by one into falling into deep trenches. When you reach a maximum of 100 zombies, start lighting each pit on fire burning each one down to ash. Do this repeatedly till you count down the population of them per demographic region and surrounding populations as well, think of it like multiplying 2.785 added onto the city population number. Never exceed past 100 or some of them will escape. Count them by the 10's while incinerating them. 10 groups of 10 zombies per pit. Make sure they all are accounted for. If you wait up to 2 months while digging them, their muscles will deteriorate making them slow and sluggish. 2. When you are using bait to lure them into the deep pits, run around with a sharp sword and slice off their arms and heads, they will still move, but it will give you the advantage over the majority of them reducing their numbers down to lure them in. 3. When most of them are ash, go back and slice their legs, then limb by limb in a dump truck, using a fish net, grab each body part and only fill each dump truck 3/4rths high per load, use lots of them if you can as a group effort. If stupid people fall in, they are already zombies, do not save them. Dump them into new dug deep pits, filling them about half way up so you can see them all. Then light them ablaze. Make sure they are all torched to ash by using a metal pole in the ash to sift the pile of ash and keep lifting it so see if anything gets stuck on it while stirring it. 4. Then when all of the majority of them are gone. Go on caution mode to search houses making banging noises to filter out stragglers. Get them all, chop them up, burn them in a deep pit, stir it to filter it out. 5. Final stage, Easter egg mode. You get the idea. Find all the hidden one's unlocking every area in every city even the private residence's. Search every knook and crany, even sheds and basements. Then all that is left to do is to wait for the rich to come out of hiding and make sure nobody coming out of their bomb shelter is infected as a reliability, wait till they turn, before repeating all the procedures. That is that. Foods everywhere as your rewards as dried canned food sanitizing the cans before opening them is your best ally. You can sanitize everything with sodium based minerals such as salt and baking soda, which everyone has, and tap water or bottled water if you are that paranoid, which most of everyone has.

12:52 Yeah...Bear Grylls _is_ the ultimate badass in my book.

I've been saving a few of your latest videos to watch later strategically when I get bored, but this one.. this one is an instant-watch

wow that hair loss commercial was so seamless I thought it was part of the crappy things we need to survive! You won't need to advertise toilet paper.

Max Brooks actually described Humans against the zombies. We'd have slim chances against them. I recommend people actually pick up the book World War Z and not the movie. In World War Z, it's actually detailed on how humanity would respond to such a catastrophe. Military adaptation, weapon developement, geopolitics, logistics, socio economic hierarchy where the blue collars would be considered premium jobs, government reaction, marketing of goods, etc. Great book. In the book, human warfare has heavily relied on the emotion of fear, that our whole military doctrines were designed to make the enemy feel fear to the point of giving up rather than actually killing them. But what if, the enemies that we face are unable to feel fear? Rather, biologically cannot feel fear? And excerpt from the book: "I did my best to control my fire, and my sphincter. 'Just go for the head,' I kept telling myself. 'Keep it together, just go for the head."... We could have stopped them, we should have, one guy with a rifle, that's all you need, right? Professional soldiers, trained marksmen...how could they get through? They still ask that, critics and armchair Pattons who weren't there. You think it's that simple? You think that after being 'trained' to aim for the center mass your whole military career you can suddenly make an expect head shot every time?" and “‘Shock and Awe’? Perfect name. . . . But what if the enemy can’t be shocked and awed? Not just won’t, but biologically can’t! That’s what happened that day outside New York City, that’s the failure that almost lost us the whole damn war. The fact that we couldn’t shock and awe Zack boomeranged right back in our faces and actually allowed Zack to shock and awe us! They’re not afraid! No matter what we do, no matter how many we kill, they will never, ever be afraid!”