"Don't run, don't run! Move your hand!" These lines are relatable!

@Silly_Illidan

2 жыл бұрын

Global mom methods #101

Hispanic mothers be crazy yo. Spanish mother, love her to bits, but if I talked back there was no mercy rule in that ball park.

@doesntknowbetter6415

6 жыл бұрын

Dylan McCormack Hell yea. You talk back and its over for you.

@gapaintball7811

6 жыл бұрын

FearTheXI i talked back once. Never again

My mom didn't even care if there was a camera. She'd still hit me! 😂

@jgarcia334

4 жыл бұрын

Your mom probably was i know the camera is there i want them see it hbo Showtime ESPN and Fox news lmao

@carlosgonsalezjr5627

2 жыл бұрын

Same here but it was my dad

@gilbertmartinez2140

Ай бұрын

lol yup. She would say the camera don’t work. They are just there for show and then hit me. Lol

I never hit you liar I can't believe you tell everyone I use to hit you lmfao cracks me up every time.

its FUNNIER if your latino an can relate to that xD

@rasenku2526

5 жыл бұрын

i can relate that happen to me and my brother like 10 years ago

@haitiangangsta1005

5 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m Haitian & I completely relate to this 😂💀💀

@irvingramirez2335

4 жыл бұрын

haitiangangsta1005 noice! :D

@edithdlp8045

3 жыл бұрын

I am Mexican American and have never hit any of my 3 kids even once nor was I ever got hit by my parents.

@damianramos7840

3 жыл бұрын

I think anyone from an immigrant family especially first generation relates. The Ass whooping in the changing room was a classic. My mom spoke no English so it was exactly the same but all in Spanish 😂

"Chuck E Cheese......you wanna see a mouse pull da refrigerator out." LMFAO

@AegisNova

2 жыл бұрын

“pull the refrigerator out.” 🙂

@justinflores165

2 жыл бұрын

@@AegisNova after hearing it another time now that sounds a lot more clear lol. thx for the correction 😊

@pamelaboisvert8976

2 жыл бұрын

haha love. it

@ThatRetroGeek86

Жыл бұрын

"RIGHT THERE BY YOUR FEET! BY YOUR FEET!" 😂

I remember trying to act tough then mom gets a cable and says que dices cabrón

latin mothers hahaha they are always like "vas a ver cuando lleguemos a la casa!"

@flamesofjihad4069

3 жыл бұрын

Or "espera que lleguemos a la casa" "ya vas aver"

@felipepineda1585

2 жыл бұрын

Or the classic.. me las vas a pagar!

@HugeKingCobra_

2 жыл бұрын

Oh the words that would stop me in My tracks

This was one the most funniest of stand-ups I've ever seen man! I'm sure most ethnicities can relate but if you're hispanic you definitely can relate 😂😂😂

“I’m gonna come off the ground I’m gonna hit you so hard” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I love how Latino family members smack you around when your a kid then when your an adult. “Ugh ugh I never hit you liar.”

@AMCFilms

2 жыл бұрын

🙄I never even hit you... or it wasn't even hard😒

The reason I love George Lopez is because I can pretty much relate to everything he says about growing up lol.

“Te doy un cocotazo cuando llegamos a la casa sigue jodiendo” Scariest thing my mother ever said to me

@carlac.8316

4 жыл бұрын

ROFL

@ernestjerez2968

3 жыл бұрын

Better then scared straight for real

@sasquatchboi4995

2 жыл бұрын

care to translate for us white boys.. please

@Channel-ml4qv

2 жыл бұрын

@@sasquatchboi4995 She’s gonna hit him when they get back to the house if he keeps fucking around

The "Courtney, you get in the car!" kills me :)

Look you stepped on my corn you fucker, had me fucking dying 😂😂😂

“I’m gonna come off the ground I hit you so hard.” 😭😭😭😭😭

Damn this takes me back to my childhood hahaha

I can feel it in my hand lol

i rememeber the days"move youre hands! move youre hands!"

XD ''It didn't fit, come on you son of a bitch'' XD That thing crack me up XD

And my friends be wishing they had my Latin mom y'all don't know her 😂😭

@N12Gautam

5 жыл бұрын

dαílч dσѕє σf tαє mZa

@jihyun1690

5 жыл бұрын

Nice Taehyung pfp

@alali3700

5 жыл бұрын

That’s true !!!😂😂😂😂😂🤔

George Lopez is so accurate on latinos.

OMG! It is like watching my Hispanic mom on stage! She use to say "move your hand!" and say all the same things George was saying. Bad flash backs. Man, the days of the chonkla. I don't miss those.

"move your hand, move your hand" my mother's famous words Lmao

Happy Birthday you saw him? 😂😂 priceless

"I never hit you lier" lol gosh that reminds me of my mother

The part where he says "Courtney, you get in the car!!" just cracks me up!

moral of the story is follow directions on what they tell you and every thing is gonna be alright....

"You saw him? Happy birthday." George Lopez = Funniest comedian in history!

George me hiciste recordar el cable de LA plancha y a mi mamacita linda.

@zerenio

6 жыл бұрын

Maria Altazar también a mí

“We’re going to try this on…move your hand! Move your hand!” 😂😭😭 Damn, war flashbacks

Italian moms are the same 😂😂😂

Courtnie u get in the car!!!!lmfao

@therarebreed

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂💀💀

The VHS static took me back immediately

"move your hand"....brought back so many memories

"You stepped on my corn, you fucker!"

"those better be tears of joy" lol!

I swear - this guy cracks me up! EVERYTHING he says is my childhood.. The funny thing is that it's coming from the mexican american perspective.. Not american nor mexican.. just us kids who grew up here with parents who immigrated here relate to it all.. awesomeness.

Best comedian ever

i was too young to understand his standup, i thought i did when he said chuck E cheese. I am 28 now and it hits harder.

That's all I got "Cuando llegemos a la casa vas a ver" HAHA

He the best ,he just hilarious

"Move your hand! Move your hand!" Fuuuckkk hahaha too relatable 😂 🤣

I love this! Probably because it brings back memories. I may not be Mexican (I'm African American), but my mom certainly dragged me into the dressing room or car a few times. "Baby, let's go try on this skirt in the dressing room." Even with a childhood like that I loved every minute of it and laugh over these kind of memories.

I Laughed SOOO freaking hard!! "How did everything go?" "It didnt fit" LOL

I'm a Black American man who loves this Mexican American man's comedy. We Are America. All of us! Thank you Mr. Lopez for sharing some of your life with us.....and being funny as hell doing it!!

As a Mexican American, I ♥ his show and his stand up comedy. I want to soo bad see him live.

latinos, consider your childhood was full of happiness and great. if you were Korean, you will never cry for latinos' childhood

@SweetJeopardy

5 жыл бұрын

But we actually do. If you ask most Latin@s we remember our childhood really fondly, as very happy times, even if we dealt with "tough love" like this. You felt very loved and never neglected. We don't have any issues with showing our emotions, both positive and negative, and you always felt loved.

@peaceandlove544

4 жыл бұрын

George Lopez present the very harsch-emotionally detached upbringing of his full time job migrant grandmother. But Mexican grandmothers and mothers are hardly like that. Only some when they get upset back in day. He never talks about the loving, nurishing of all female relatives, because maybe he did not experience that or is not good for his act. Quite sad.

You think George got hit bad? Mick, my Irish mother hit with one hand holding a rosemary in the other. And she yelled move your hand! 1:55. Grandmother would twist my ear in church."Boy, I said put the money on the plate," she once said through clinched teeth.

@Hanszo29

8 жыл бұрын

Lol he probably used to get his ass whopped everyday

@dayra6425

6 жыл бұрын

I had both sides Irish grandmother and a mexican abuelita .. both were crazy.. No wonder i drink

@Samantha517

5 жыл бұрын

da ra Damn

holy shit dude he has the eyes of a fish and they peer into your very soul

Been watching this for almost 2 decades lol

Happiest kids in the world is mexico. No I am not kidding you can search it up.

@Furyx10

8 жыл бұрын

holy sht this is 2 yrs comments haha. Yeah :) have a wonderful day ^^ gotta mute this 2 yr old comment

@XIVGrumpy

4 жыл бұрын

Must be all the coke

You saw him!

"Courtney, you get in the car!" idk why but that part just kills me!

“I can already feel it in my hand” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

I agree with you memodeh, I'm Mexican, living in Ireland right now, and I don't find it offensive at all. I think he's pretty funny. That "Happy birthday, you saw him?!!" part is awesome. Regards.

I can already feel it in my hand I can feel it I'm a come off the ground I'm a hit you so hard!2🤣

fuck, does he ever blinks? and he has that look.....he can see into your soul.

Lopez NAILED IT. Move your hand! Move your hand! My sister and I use to do that to stop the spanking! Hahaha Same with the Roman meal and weenies. My grandma always called hot dog weenies.

ONE of the BEST ; REAL, BEAUTIFUL, FUNNY , TELLS... I EVER HEARD.

i missed the beatings my father used to give me..i deserved each one..and still do..nothing says "i love you" more than a punch in the face.. I MISS YOU 'PA!! :'( R.I.P

wow, i can't remember all the times i had to put my hand in the way of my mom's hand. dam, the memories D:

George’s Lopez makes me wheeze and makes me laugh like the joker like not even lying

@AMCFilms

2 жыл бұрын

Same here, I think it's the fact that we can relate so much... dude's hilarious!

Speak to my Irish catholic mother/father. Lopez's mother has nothing on them. 🤣 Love you George.

This sounds weird, but I'm so glad my parents beat me when I was stepping out of line. As a kid I hated them with a passion for doing that, but as an adult I thank them for not letting me become one of those spoiled bratty kids that we see all around us these days.

@tomlund4951

2 жыл бұрын

Glad? Ummm no.😳

@jasonguevara5813

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomlund4951 you can’t relate boi Latino experience right here 💪🏽💪🏽 I appreciate all the ass whoopings I got from my parents, they made me the man I am today

@tomlund4951

2 жыл бұрын

@@jasonguevara5813 this from a guy who can’t spell boy! I try to be better than the thug I was raised to be… you can call me sir. 🥸

@thedancingflowercat6254

2 жыл бұрын

@@tomlund4951 You proved his point; if you were beat as a kid, you would have more respect for your fellow

@tomlund4951

2 жыл бұрын

@@thedancingflowercat6254 I come up short… point taken. And thank you.

AHAHAH this is exactly like my mom but she would say do we need to go to the washroom :|.. but she's white lol

I was just bonding with someone who grew up in an Asian house hold, and how similar our experiences were with me having grown up in a Mexican house hold. It was nice 😂

Oh this is soooooo true!! lmao "Don't run, don't run!! Move your hand!" Oooohhhh the memories!

that's exactly what it is. I mean he is animated and has a level of funny but the biggest laughs come from those who can relate.

The “move your hand” and also a Black family thing. I remember my mama beating my ass and saying that because me and brother used to always use our hands to cover up. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@AMCFilms

Жыл бұрын

Yup... it would suck either way 😅

Birthday party? No que birthday party! YOU SAW 'EM? YOU SAW 'EM? HAPPY BIRTHDAY! YOU SAW 'EM?? and for some reason, the "courtney, you get in the car!" cracks me up everyyy time.

Man...used to get the belt , broom, whatever was closest to my dad when he was is in his chair. My least favorite was the damn cold shower...made me the man I am today

Seeing the vhs tracking and display in the beginning brought back memories

yes we all loved our parents and so did they love US

I can watch georgy all day ahh he makes me think of the good old days lol

hahahahaa. this video is so funny. i watch it over and over and over.

Thanks for posting . Very funny .

U so right, and out there they love our food, our music and us women. Oh Oh and they also love to vacation on our land!!!

Yes those WERE tears of joy!! From Me while hearing it anyway.

im mexican, and i can tell you this is 100% true, my mom did it a lot of times

"u got a lotta things already" that sounded just like my mom lol

same thing with me.. my parents, mostly my mom, hit me as a way of discipline, and i turned out just fine... i dont talk back to them and im very respectful.. a lot of people tell my mom that she has really good children.. so hitting isnt bad, but just like everything, it has its limits... and now im actually greatful that they hit me and stuff... good way of discipline, but like i said, it has its limits and boundaries too..

lol! the mouse and refrigerator joke, he used that in his show recently :D

that is so true though..."When we get home"....I heard that a thousand times

lol, im egyptian, my parents use beat me all the time ^.- with belts, sticks, broom, etc. she even threw a lit cigarette at me. still love eachother.

It's not just Mexicans that find this funny, I'm Nicaraguan and this stuff is freekin hilarious....whenever i would get whippings when i was little my mom would say all that especially, "MOVE YOUR HAND! MOVE YOUR HAND!" LMAO

the changing room is too real lmfao

wow, that was funny.Hits close to home!! LOL!!

haha. he is the best stand up ever.

You are the funniest Hispanic comedian

"No, Chuck E Cheese.. You wanna see a mouse? Pull the refrigerator out." hahahahhaha

Haha yea love my parents though. I needed the butt whoopings, I was feisty. 😂 So true on the tough love and hard living ❤ I laugh and joke with my mom and dad all day as an adult now. Thanking them for all the stress they went through. It was survival mode lol 😂 but so much fun to be a kid in the 80s to 90s.

lol this is so true! especially the part where parents hit you when at home when your out in public.. happened to me alot! i love george lopez!

"you stepped on my corn you fucker!" I cried from laughter!

In Fall '86 I was in a Psych class. The class contained students from age 18-40ish and was very ethnically diverse. First day of class the prof laid out a question and asked for a show-of-hands: she said, "How many in here were never spanked?" Not one hand went up. So, yes, perhaps a good old-fashioned butt-whipping is more common in the Mexican and the black cultures, but it still apparently plays a role no matter your heritage, today as well as back then.

LMFAO he had me rolling but its so true my mom trys to play it off in public but when i get home damn it happens to all hispanics

I was born in 97, can relate a bit to these things

you saw him?! happy birthday! ... Those better be tears of joy, LMAO!!!!

LOL IT WAS CALLED HAPPY HOUR IN THE BATHROOM

I had a friend growing up whose mom would throw bottles of nail polish at him and his brothers when they were acting up.

@AMCFilms

2 жыл бұрын

😯Damn...