“I won’t die, I’m untouchable” - David’s last words 2k19 😂

@Bluedino420

4 жыл бұрын

The earthquake: oh it’s David , I’m a big fan , let me just not hit your house

@user-ll9xf8bn7n

4 жыл бұрын

Rigo Tecongo David’s house will be the only thing left standing

@simonevandermerwe4445

4 жыл бұрын

When carly said that David said that, i was like "yep he's definitely gonna die now"

@itsjustdrizzy4323

4 жыл бұрын

You can't kill me imma bad bish

@lilywxjzu

4 жыл бұрын

reminds me of a civil war union general whose last words were “they couldn’t hit an elephant at this distance” and then he got shot 💀

How does Jeff just casually answer a FaceTime looking like a wet chiseled Greek god

@sohasalahuddin

4 жыл бұрын

same question

@klara5235

4 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment😆

@princetonlver99

4 жыл бұрын

Girl ik he is so gorgeous

@kyliegonzalez5327

4 жыл бұрын

the "botox" duuh lmfaooo

@changed9047

4 жыл бұрын

The hypocrisy females on here is astounding! We can objectify women again men! These ones be ugly on the inside though!

No one: Literally no one: Matt: “ I have psoriasis”

@alejandraarellano1090

4 жыл бұрын

What even is that 😂

@grettagrace5347

4 жыл бұрын

@@alejandraarellano1090 it's an immune system problem where skin cells build up and form dry itchy patches, it shows on his arm at 5:30 but it's super common and Matt pulls it off

@ivanwithers9469

4 жыл бұрын

I have it and it sucks. DESTROYS your self confidence. But Matt does pull it off.

@lizzywerth9228

4 жыл бұрын

It’s relatable lol. I also have it and it BLOWS. I get it really bad when I’m stressed. I was in a bad relationship and I had it all over my legs and scalp

It’s funny cause if Zane would post more he would be able to afford the renovations

@lenamarks3798

4 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@Kiltrickx

4 жыл бұрын

True though. Dude out of all them barely uploads and wonders why he doesn’t make money

@v.vlogsquad8856

4 жыл бұрын

Chelsea Kilpatrick if you watched carly and erin you would understand why he doesn’t post often fAke FaN

@shmavincanavin4186

4 жыл бұрын

v.vlogsquad it’s a joke you’re the only one that didn’t get it lol

@brandonmunro1332

4 жыл бұрын

Cant fix lazy

Zane: bleaches and drowns hair with glitter spray Also Zane: So I’m going to a dermatologist to see why my hair won’t grow

@Hectoralejandroguerrero

4 жыл бұрын

Payton Davis HAHA

@Jeffro5564

4 жыл бұрын

Zane dad is bald and it's hereditary

@chloecoder4241

4 жыл бұрын

hes also dyed his hair like 5 times😂

@James-by4wk

4 жыл бұрын

Pink xo Love okay ? Good for you

@casrosas1137

4 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHA

Don’t shave your head if you’re loosing hair! My husband did that thinking it would grow back and it never grew back 😂😂😂

@itzelmacias

4 жыл бұрын

sandi omg

@sandilovee

4 жыл бұрын

Saim nooo I hope it grows back. But his never did in the area he started balding in which was his forehead like Zane’s..

@para-yw9dn

4 жыл бұрын

@@blootafo its different for everyone! just make sure to go to a doctor/dermatologist and ask them about it. i wouldn't ever shave my head before talking to a professional tbh

@69Delphine420

4 жыл бұрын

Every males nightmare

@serriedavis

4 жыл бұрын

My boyfriend totally sped up his hair loss doing that at 18 lol

Zane the scalp needs to breath you wearing a hat indoors is not good. If you want your hair to grow stop wearing hats. Treat your scalp buy an aloe vera plant scoop out the jelly and blend into a smooth jelly. Apply to scalp leave in for 45 min wash and rinse. Repeat once a week.

@pobstrel

4 жыл бұрын

And he needs to stop bleaching his hair! Bleach is the worst for the scalp and hair.

@pizzalover771

4 жыл бұрын

Egg + banana + honey + oils is a good hair mask for growth too

@alejandraarellano1090

4 жыл бұрын

Nanilu Martin i feel so bad for him because he might have gotten pretty insecure my by now 💔💔💔

@alexissousa2173

4 жыл бұрын

leave him alone let him wear what he wants

@brrrrrrrrino

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexissousa2173 she's only saying this because he's always expressing his insecurities about losing his hair.

Zane: “i look like a penny” Heath:” YOU LOOK LIKE AN IMBECILE” I’m dead😂😂😂

You and Carly are like siblings 😭😂

@Hectoralejandroguerrero

4 жыл бұрын

Ava’s Channel it’s adorable

@avaschannel579

4 жыл бұрын

HECTOR ALEJANDRO GUERRERO🧡 what lol

@Hectoralejandroguerrero

4 жыл бұрын

Ava’s Channel Zane and Carly’s friendship lol

“Put his a** to work baby, all he does is post instagram pics” 😂😂😂

erin- “why didn’t he go somewhere fun?” *cries in Kansan*

@brookeredenbaugh1679

4 жыл бұрын

Same!😂

@SimpForChrisB

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@alyssajoliver

4 жыл бұрын

felt

@wallethh8059

4 жыл бұрын

Felt that

@emitwine

4 жыл бұрын

Kansans unite 🤠

“why didn’t he go somewhere fun? why’d he go to kAnsAs?” me FROM KANSAS: oh okay alright

@sollewerner6668

4 жыл бұрын

Me exactly when I heard this , this is why none of them come on tour to Kansas except Kansas City 🤧

@annonamous7192

4 жыл бұрын

I’m from Wichita....that shit hurted

@miichelle19

4 жыл бұрын

Kansas is dry asf. You don’t hear anyone going to Kansas for a vaycay 💀💀

Literally David’s last words: “I’m untouchable” - David Dobrik

@user-qp5xh9ky4t

4 жыл бұрын

What timestamp?

@jada7837

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-qp5xh9ky4t 2:07

What will happen first, the San Andreas fault or Matt & Zane going to Japan? My money’s on the fault

@vanessafacey6816

4 жыл бұрын

Chelsea N watch that be in 100 years

@ellebee511

4 жыл бұрын

Oh 100% the fault

@Yasmin-lc3bj

4 жыл бұрын

Didn't David already take Matt to Japan

@vanessafacey6816

4 жыл бұрын

Slay All day no

I literally met Big Nik when he was at the airport in Wichita, Kansas lol I work at the bar inside the airport 🤣

“They’re taking my house away” literally 20 second explanation at the last minute of the video 😂😂. Clickbait Master 😂

zane is actually posting pretty regularly and we stan a posting prince

@jessican6451

4 жыл бұрын

Watch it only last 1 or 2 weeks

@sydthesquid280

4 жыл бұрын

prince?? he’s a fucking kinggggg uwu

@georgiagill748

4 жыл бұрын

Ok so I just liked this and it said 60 now it's 75 like wth

@olive-gy2rt

4 жыл бұрын

yall some and i oop skskdks type bitches

@sydthesquid280

4 жыл бұрын

i was here when there was 14 likes... wut

5:54 Zane & Carly cuddling is the most adorable thing

@adamwarlock1

4 жыл бұрын

It reminds me of Erin petting Carly at the end of the Sunday video. Seems like she's getting extra TLC from her closest friends.

@nantzstein

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamwarlock1 TLC ? nani sore

@adamwarlock1

4 жыл бұрын

@@nantzstein Tender Loving Care

@nantzstein

4 жыл бұрын

@@adamwarlock1 aw thank you. Yes she is 💛

@Hectoralejandroguerrero

4 жыл бұрын

adamwarlock1 so sweet

Carly and Erin: dont take biotin me actually knowing where they got that fact from: thank you dr mike

I love coming home from a boring day at school to one of the vlog squads videos Love ya all

Its cuz big nick is closer to the ground thats how he knows.. 😁

Erin that phone call is a scam the same thing happened to me too

@alexmae5411

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@morgvnnoel

4 жыл бұрын

Same!!! I got called by them so many times by like four different numbers

@herbergtaytay4

4 жыл бұрын

I got the same phone call as I was watching this video right before she gets the call 😱

@Souza_Tiu

4 жыл бұрын

Same! And I believed it lol

@gen9528

4 жыл бұрын

Omg I almost fell for that lol

Zane:”I want my hair to grow” Also Zane: get hair cut like Sam smith

Of course Jeff is just looking luscious and gorgeous when Zane calls

Financial Advisor: Sell this house or you’ll be in debt if you try fixing it. Zane: *buys a Tesla the same week and gives it back for a range rover* Financial Advisor: am I a joke to you?

*Zane Uploads* Me: BETTER BE EARLY FOR THE RARE UPLOADS P.s Love you zane 😂

@4ng3lic4

4 жыл бұрын

lolllll

@kennedydougherty3371

4 жыл бұрын

Before i gave u a like u had 666 likes

you should do that thing that mike did from ladylike that helps your hair grow!!

6:26 the fact the Carly & Erin still remember this from their vid with Doctor Mike is great 😊😊😊😊 , it really show how important information is and how it can help others 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏👍

I love how the vlog squad is using Scott's songs for their outros

Omg he actually posted this week!!!!! Ahhhhhh it might happen I’m like 12% sure now

made me so happy seeing a new zane video so soon after the last upload!! x

Good job on posting Zane!! Proud of you😘😘

Zane looked like Goldenface from Threat Level Midnight 😂😂

@BeLikeNexus

4 жыл бұрын

Caroline Frolo im dead

@catrinanavarro2845

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@para-yw9dn

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@mishaangelachua8088

4 жыл бұрын

Eyyyyyyy!!!!!

@Mira-mb9yn

4 жыл бұрын

best movie in the industry

Zane running to whitie, the most pure form of Zane in the flesh. I love you the absolute most Zane, please come get drunk in an Australian pub with the vlog squad (ps, we don’t have earthquakes here in Sydney 🤪) love all the way from Australia hunty!!! ❤️❤️❤️🤠🤠🤠

@fernanda2577

4 жыл бұрын

Holly Crosara David can’t go there though

@georgiahill9386

4 жыл бұрын

David can’t come here 😭 let’s bring Australia to him

@shanistewart3537

4 жыл бұрын

Woah, why cant david come to aus??

@nh39791

4 жыл бұрын

@@shanistewart3537 basically he cant leave America (until he becomes a citizen) or else he wont be allowed back in and will be deported bc he's only a daca recipient and trump is trying to end that program

@shanistewart3537

4 жыл бұрын

@@nh39791 ahhhhh thats right. Damn

I'm loving you posting so much

You guys always seem to have so much fun just hanging out together! Your friendship is great!

" I think you got the wrong guy" Jeff when he got locked up

wow god bless ... i was having a bad day and you uploading just made it a little better

Loved this how you just turned the camera on!!

WICHITA KS 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼 it’s actually fun ! You guys should hit down town .

Matt always knowing just a little bit of everything 😂😂😂

I never thought I would be a Jeff fan girl but HOT DAMNNN

@courtenay1497

4 жыл бұрын

I KNOW RIGHT

Florida girl that wants to live in Cali But i agree with Zane we can prepare so maybe I’ll just stay here in the humidity

zane you’re awesome energy all around, I hope you keep posting consistently. like even this vlog of just you talking and laughing is funny as shit. keep up and much love

I live in Kansas but your right sadly 1:12 Love you Erin! Wow 50 Likes! Thank you guys!

@brookeredenbaugh1679

4 жыл бұрын

Me too!

@mars.629

4 жыл бұрын

same 😂😭😭

@isabellasanford8873

4 жыл бұрын

It matters where you go in Kansa

@kaitlyncirkel1598

4 жыл бұрын

I live in wichita lmao they are so right theres nothing interesting

@jennareynolds6589

4 жыл бұрын

ICT

I love your channel you're one of the very few youtubers that make me laugh. 😄😄❤❤

I've missed Zane's uploads so much - his energy is so good

i missed the vlogs!! glad they’re back 💓

@JennaMyers1978

4 жыл бұрын

^^^

You guys never fail to put a smile on my face💓💓I love you zane💞

@PoopHippie

4 жыл бұрын

Preach

Zaneeeeee DAM YOUR BODY!!!! PREACHHHH finally looking after yourself good job 💪💪💪

Zane has been looking so FIT!!!!! Good for you b, also we have matching freckles!

Yay you’re backkkk!! 👏🏽♥️

zane finally uploaded again!!! also zane and matt are so cute and carly and erin are so gorgeous😍😍 i love blonde carly

I was just watching your sc story 😂 “WE ARE EXPORTINGGGG”

@TheGoldenwolf522

4 жыл бұрын

We exporting 🤭

And the old videos are back !! Thank you Zane !!! ♥️

Woowoo happy you posted

zane is so committed to the gold theme WE STAN A HARDWORKING KING btw im so happy u uploaded!!!!!

wow Zane isn't renovating the house after all, we are absolutely shocked!...said no one.

3:58 friendship goals

Zane: it’s gold it’s gold it’s golddd Me: that’s from Austin powers lol

@adamwarlock1

4 жыл бұрын

Yes! Beyonce' as Foxxy Cleopatra! I searched to see if anyone else noticed.

Zane you scaring us bby😂. You are uploading a lot! Are you feeling okay? I’m glad you are uploading a lot though!

That 2 piece shirt and short combo is pure Heath🔥🔥.... il get outta here now

ZANE: I look like a PENNY HEATH: yOu lOoK lIkE aN iMbEcILe OMG I LOVE THEM

ZANE IS BACK BABY

Zane saving whitey during the hurricane is absolutely EVERYTHING lol 😍 ILYSM 💜

@addysonhatcher4658

4 жыл бұрын

Earthquake, not hurricane

@cendraf8989

4 жыл бұрын

Leah Baxley earthquake not hurricane lmao i-

@alaynascripter8308

4 жыл бұрын

Who is whitey

@sawyer9290

4 жыл бұрын

Leah Baxley earthquake** lmaooo

@gabrielaayala5426

4 жыл бұрын

@@alaynascripter8308 Erin's cat

Aww Erin just lets Zane shower at her house ❤️❤️ I love that friendship

Content babyyy ❤️❤️

yesss baby is back!

No! We are NOT talking about this damn earthquake! I freaking love Carly 😂😂

I’m so ready for Zane’s 300th video it’s gonna be a while but I’m ready

Everyone: knows nothing Matt: is the philosophical boy scout friend that we all need.

This felt like the old vlogs again and it made my heart melt. 🥺😭

Hi im early As fUCK IM SUPER PROUD DAMN

@kalebsweeney659

4 жыл бұрын

Danae Sepúlveda lmao it says uploaded 49 mins ago and ur comment is 50 min ago

@spiicychicken

4 жыл бұрын

Kaleb Sweeney he never said he was first he said he’s early

@danaesdiary444

4 жыл бұрын

@@spiicychicken LMAO I'M A GIRL🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

Lol! Them talking about Kansas made me think.... they are so true. I live in Kansas and nothing special happens here!

@brookeredenbaugh1679

4 жыл бұрын

Fr though I live there to

I love ZANE 😤

My golden birthday is in September! Wish I had dope friends that would throw me a party like that. 😂 Love you guys!

omg ily you guys you make me smile so much

@JennaMyers1978

4 жыл бұрын

^^^^^

8:45 EVERYONE has gotten that damn voicemail

omg the "i know that voice, are you filming?" got meeeee 3:27

I use homemade rosemary with olive, Castor and coconut oil..been using for about a year and it definitely slowed down my hairloss not only that it made my hair thicker

David: I won’t die...I’m untouchable *david was never seen again after this moment...*

Sis really bumping up these ads, since he got a new car

Zane protected whitey and was ready for anything is awesome! Love him

Yaaay hopefully this is Zane keeping his word n starting to post more 😭🖤

ohh baby is uploading, tea.

Debt sounds scary. I hope your future house is amazing.

I’m here for the random uploads 👏🏽🤗

OMG yall should do a parody of This is the End at David's house. That's all I could think of during the whole earthquake talk.

i love how they’re using Scott’s songs!

Lmao i from Wichita Kansas born and raised, and im hella surprised they pronounced it right🤣🤣

Why are y’all so adorable!!?!???!

ZANE YOU LOOK SO GOOD!!! (not that you didn't before) but holy shit zaddy zane !

erin looking so concerned about the phone call is a MOOD

As soon I got the notification, I right away click, I care about you so much Edit: thank your for liking, it means you care about Zane too 😇💞

King of posting on time

Yassss. Finally a KZreadr talking about having a financial advisor! More individuals need to know this and how important it is to maintain their finances. People only see the money you make but don’t realize the responsibilities that come with it.

zane did u stream peppas new album

I watched your ad so u can get you a cute house

@JennaMyers1978

4 жыл бұрын

^we love a supportive queen

I love them so much 💕💕💕

Omg I love Matt’s bambii shirt