Dolphins are the animal equivalent of "don't meet your heroes"

@darkmatter5940

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣

@benjaminbethel5640

2 жыл бұрын

😭🤣🤣🤣

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

Any species of dolphin, at that...

@thalassaer4137

2 жыл бұрын

@@asherikamichaela8425 heheh killer whales go SMACK

@asherikamichaela8425

2 жыл бұрын

@@thalassaer4137 Yeah, orcas are surprisingly sadistic. I had no idea before I started watching this dude.

"Why did you kill me?" Shark: Bro.. I'm hungry. Dolphin: You don't deserve her.

@grimgrom3355

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphin to fish: “I need a favor”

@Pinkrevenge101

2 жыл бұрын

That’s rlly cute except that confusion attack

@emberhydra7621

2 жыл бұрын

It's hunger or scientific test bite

@mikedicewrites

2 жыл бұрын

Underrated

@ikaiju-eu9wn

2 жыл бұрын

*Shark: i'm sorry, i mistook you for a seal

Maturing is when you realize that dolphins are not as innocent as you once thought they were

@dws84

Жыл бұрын

Maturing is actually going into the ocean and interacting with wild dolphins and discovering they like to play games ‘of chase’ with you when you’re on a surf ski.

@iateyourfather92

Жыл бұрын

Maturing is when you realise all nature with some kind of beauty is scary and the “gross” is beautiful. Butterflies are creepy as longer you look into them they don’t care about you. They wanna taste you Moths are docile and cute fluffy creatures without mouths (most of them) and can’t eat clothes (I know a species that eats flowers. It’s the elephant hawkmoth for example and looks like a hummingbird, but I’m not gonna make a list right now) Dolphins are creepy, they only don’t hurt us because they are capable of knowing how intelligent we are, they know they’re not getting out of the trouble they put themselves into Orcas don’t respect us. They’re also dolphins Sharks hunt for food. Docile creatures are rare. Respect moths, capybaras, whales etc all the time.

@EvaUnit01Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@Idk this! People always see dolphins and butterflies as beautiful but don't actually know about what they do

@iateyourfather92

Жыл бұрын

@@EvaUnit01Enjoyer Yeah. I hate when it happens because I get hate for these animals because I feel bad for the dark coloured animals such as moths and “bad predators” such as sharks. When you look at it, moths are beautiful creatures for example, Luna moth, rosy maple moth, poodle moth, sunset moth, elephant hawk moth, comet moth etc. and sharks, I don’t know much about them but they’re beautiful and aren’t bad.

@EvaUnit01Enjoyer

Жыл бұрын

@@iateyourfather92 it's basically the whole "black cat = bad luck" thing all over again

People seem to forget intelligence in animals is probably the most dangerous trait considering it's not accompanied by a moral compass.

@RankinMsP

6 ай бұрын

🎯💯

@albertamathurin7084

6 ай бұрын

Like humans

@oentrepreneur

5 ай бұрын

Well they're just animals, so...

@ianswift3521

4 ай бұрын

they need allah

@electricay

4 ай бұрын

But Sushi is a very sweet and also intelligent boy. He is actually maybe sometimes a bit too friendly. He takes too much bullshit and is very forgiving.

“Moral of the story: There is no safe way to explain my search history.” Every writer ever.

@Kartoffelkamm

2 жыл бұрын

Can confirm.

@meaaem8844

2 жыл бұрын

Yabsolutely.

@ichsehnursoaus

2 жыл бұрын

Except e.l. james and stephenie meyer cause they didn't research sh*t

@jdrmanmusiqking

2 жыл бұрын

*Every human who's used the internet ever

@SarahAbramova

2 жыл бұрын

Same

It's literally mammal bias that dolphins and orcas have movies portraying them as friendly, nice animals and sharks get slandered the way they do.

@HowlingWolf518

2 жыл бұрын

More like Hollywood making Free Willy and Jaws.

@thatoneclonetrooper5663

2 жыл бұрын

@Something came down kzread.info/dash/bejne/fKuixaOKpdXSoc4.html

@outofahat9363

2 жыл бұрын

Mammal supremacists?

@youtubestudiosucks978

2 жыл бұрын

It's because sharks are white and dolpins and orca's are black

@boredboi6279

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget about hippos if a child slips through the cracks of being educated about this stuff they are gonna get their wig split and it's gonna be TV's fault

Know a Korean girl who went for swimming with the dolphins program got lhe stick from the back, four Dolphins separated her from the group and went ham on her, everyone around thought how playful the dolphins were until she started calling for help, the trainers were really clueless and the lifeguards jumped in to pull her out, she had scratches and bruises on her arms and privates as she described the dolphins hitting her down there with their nose and one dolphin pushed her down from the back and tore the swimsuit to literally R*** her, she's traumatized of getting into water now let alone swim with dolphins again and going through therapy, Dolphins are truly the demons of the seas and this incident is definitely not an isolated one, i'm glad people are waking up to this fact now. Edit: She's is alright now but deeply traumatized to get into water again, the more you research about Dolphins you will realize consent in not in their nature, they decapitate other fish to use it as a fleshlight, play with pufferfish as a ball and gang up and very often R*** other dolphins. Truly horrific!

@VivieBB-od2zz

10 ай бұрын

Dolphins i think are not only evil, but are truly terrifying. Just take a moment to think about there noises, there eyes, there teeth.

@VivieBB-od2zz

10 ай бұрын

I feel truly bad for this woman, i would be traumatised for life if that happened to me. I dont think i would be able to recover.

@lukundo8146

9 ай бұрын

​@@VivieBB-od2zz Ikr as a kid I always wanted to swim with dolphins so i did more research and oh my gosh i was traumatised i never want to go to a beach cuz of paranoia

@Icecreamandcandy_mito

9 ай бұрын

I really hope she’s alright now, I feel so bad for her that’s genuinely terrifying

@exaltedfalcheon1793

9 ай бұрын

Griffith!

Never trusted them. I've been surrounded by hundreds before while surfing. Wayyy scarier than the time a shark rolled on me.

@slartybarfastb3648

Жыл бұрын

Nah, I always love seeing dolphins in the line up. I've even shared a few waves them. They have no respect for rules though. They drop in on you even if it's clearly your wave. A shark missed taking my hand once by a few inches, or a split second depending on how you prefer to measure. A jerking, stunned fish appeared next to my hand while I was waiting for a set. As I was thinking "Not good" and started to move the shark hit it hard and disappeared whacking the board with it's tail and a splash. 6-8' Bull shark there and gone in a second.

@mysticalmisfit33

Жыл бұрын

@@slartybarfastb3648 yeah a big ass bull rolled on me when I was 11, leash snapped,, swimming in. It was bigger than me. It saved my life because I was almost drowning, stuck in a rip current, it was a big day for me at the time as well. The shark gave me enough adrenaline to swim out and find my Dad on the line up... But as far as the Dolphins, they freaked me out because I could see them coming as they rolled on the surface, until they got close to me, then they disappeared under me..And no waves were coming, the sun was setting, it was just creepy.

@puppydogface2333

Жыл бұрын

Glad you're ok

@puppydogface2333

Жыл бұрын

@@mysticalmisfit33 You can never get a break 😭

@mysticalmisfit33

Жыл бұрын

@@puppydogface2333 you're tellin me lol

I've heard dolphins being described as having the intellect of a human, but none of the morality.

@memeaids445

2 жыл бұрын

So Dolphins are the Twitter Users of the sea.

@elynmartinez4896

2 жыл бұрын

@@memeaids445 based

@matheussanthiago9685

2 жыл бұрын

@@memeaids445 funniest shit I've heard all day

@SpectralLumo

2 жыл бұрын

@@memeaids445 implies Twitter users have either intellect or morality, I've yet to see either.

@SoubiYumea

2 жыл бұрын

I mean have you met some humans?

dolphins: *"If there's a hole, there's a goal!"*

@seraphina8737

2 жыл бұрын

Bruh😭

@user-nf1bz3sn4z

2 жыл бұрын

👌👈

@user_2099

2 жыл бұрын

now wait a damn.....

@weedwolf7948

2 жыл бұрын

Christ-

@PlatinumHustle

2 жыл бұрын

🤔🤣🤭

This dude can explain adult themed topics in a room with adults and kids... and only the adults will understand what he means... while the kids will only think they understand.

@orphankicker4384

Жыл бұрын

wym by that

@shagi2446

Жыл бұрын

@@orphankicker4384 we know what he means

@orphankicker4384

Жыл бұрын

@@shagi2446 i really dont

@m7th1c

Жыл бұрын

@@orphankicker4384 How can you not understand the comment?

@orphankicker4384

Жыл бұрын

@@m7th1c i dont get it

Sharks in movies: I’m scary Dolphins and orcas in real life:hold my beer

@LordOsiris372

10 ай бұрын

provoke a shark and your entire torso will say otherwise, especially if it is a mama (female sharks are far more aggressive and larger than male sharks and are responsible for unprovoked attacks)

@spinyslasher6586

9 ай бұрын

@@LordOsiris372 Any animal (including humans) will turn vicious once provoked. It takes a special breed to attack others and 'play' with them just for the heck of it.

@Joel_Pierson

8 ай бұрын

Keep in mind that shark attacks on humans are MUCH more common than dolphins and orcas. Shark attacks are really rare and so are dolphin attacks. There isn’t really any need to fear either animal, just to have a respect and certainly don’t provoke. However, sharks are more dangerous. They have poor eyesight and may confuse you for prey like seals/sea lions

@alvianekka80

8 ай бұрын

We need Jaws like movie, but instead of sharks, it's psychopathic dolphin/orca.

@Hugo-yz1vb

7 ай бұрын

The dolphins on the reefhood I lived were so mean to me >~

Orcas, close relatives of dolphins, often play "volleyball" with corpses of small animals, oft alive, but after a single "spike" with their powerful tails they aren't alive for much longer.

@mongeau98

2 жыл бұрын

Yea but Orca eat Dolphin xD

@Sassaparilla

2 жыл бұрын

@@mongeau98 well yeah. Dolphins are actually racist-

@catenjoyer76

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sassaparilla Lmao what

@Sassaparilla

2 жыл бұрын

@@catenjoyer76 yeah. Dolphins will attack other dolphins because of spot pattern differences. Dolphins are extremely violent towards porpoises as well. They commit actual gang violence on one another.

@Nathan-nb3mb

2 жыл бұрын

@Cosmo Genesis you mean biden...

In my junior year of high school, a girl in my class, _entirely unprompted_ wrote a whole essay on the fact that dolphins are rapists and shared it with the class. Wasn't even for a grade, she just felt that strongly about it. Edit: all the "but humans are worse" replies are missing the point by a lot.

@rylanor1176

2 жыл бұрын

She wanted to make sure more people knew the truth

@Lolzfordayz

2 жыл бұрын

All i can say is someone wronged her and she was taking her anger on your class by traumatizing you all

@IronSheepEngine

2 жыл бұрын

I take it there was a talk with the teacher after class. EDIT: Over 100 likes already. Not bad. EDIT2: now over 300!? sweet EDIT3: 500 likes!

@oberostheoverlord3360

2 жыл бұрын

Well she is correct however I'm not sure I want to know why she decided to write a paper on it

@Hobo-Dragon

2 жыл бұрын

Get that girl an award, she deserves it

The moment you realize sharks were never the bad guys, it was dolphins.

@siorganism

10 ай бұрын

Sharks are just chill sea puppies. Dolphins are a menance.

@damired

8 ай бұрын

*Both* sharks and dolphins are absolute villains

@TANGL3_BURR

8 ай бұрын

​@@damiredI think it would be like the whole Tigerstar and Scourge thing. Sharks fear dolphins and people usually portrait sharks as the bad guys, and in Warriors, well.... Tigerstar got his guts torn open.....

@KamikazeChinaman

7 ай бұрын

@@damired I'm sure you meant dolphins and orcas.

@damired

7 ай бұрын

@@KamikazeChinaman dolphins, sharks *and* orcas

I went swimming with dolphins in Curaco, and one little young dolphin just started biting my forearm over and over. It didn't bite me hard enough to injure me but hard enough to cause pain. And it knew it. I wanted to swat the hell out of it but realized I was around 10 other dolphins that could rip me to shreads, and I felt completely helpless. I remember thinking that I thought they were supposed to be friendly. I learned that day that they can be very mischievous.

@dbseamz

Жыл бұрын

Sounds like you encountered the dolphin equivalent of a bunch of Karens. "My child can do whatever he wants and if you dare try and tell him no I will raise absolute he11."

@professional.commentator

8 ай бұрын

Damn sounds like you got bullied by a dolphin.

@raidendwayne21

7 ай бұрын

In curacao nah i doubt that because i work there ,unless you didnt listen to the trainers how to pet a dolphin

@smilyle

7 ай бұрын

@@raidendwayne21 No.. It happened exactly the way I said. It sought me out very specifically. I was minding my business. It just wanted to fuck with me

@TitleofLiberty

6 ай бұрын

So wise that you paid attention to your surroundings and thought about what could have led to a potentially worse outcome! Also spot on for listening to your instincts!

"Dolphins use eels as fleshlights." Strangely, not even the weirdest thing I've heard this year.

@thechild6071

2 жыл бұрын

What was the weirdest thing you heard ?

@ezrapierce1233

2 жыл бұрын

@@thechild6071 I learnt that a cat was once elected as mayor in some Alaskan town, and that's just off the top of my head.

@LarvaSolus

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure there's been a couple dogs elected aswell in some places

@apollyon2018

2 жыл бұрын

@@ezrapierce1233 I'm pretty sure that using eels as fleshlights is weirder than electing the most competent living thing in the town

@ezrapierce1233

2 жыл бұрын

@@apollyon2018 competent you say kzread.info/dash/bejne/rKJhldKSnpnbZLw.html

The zoo in our town has giraffes, zebras, ostrich and gazelles roaming together on a 35 acre enclosure. The zebras dominate the space and are definitely boss.

@panaderialynn8490

2 жыл бұрын

Zebras are straight rude 😂😂

@rinshun5739

2 жыл бұрын

They are straight evil. So pissy, they’ll flip on you because they feel like it.

@t-t6165

2 жыл бұрын

Australia

@TallicaMan1986

2 жыл бұрын

That's because Giraffes dont think it's worth their time. A zebra would be done in 2 or 3 giraffe hits.

@tj.1k564

2 жыл бұрын

@@TallicaMan1986 just one😂😂

It’s fascinating how the media always showed gorillas and sharks as monsters when they’re just chill whilst showing chimps and dolphins as wholesome and not the spawns of Satan

@albertamathurin7084

6 ай бұрын

THAT PART

@jamesgreen1166

6 ай бұрын

Another is them vilifying wolves as monsters despite them having the most wholesome relationships in nature compared to fuzzy little teddy bears who fucking eat you alive

Watching these videos has taught me that being a zookeeper would not be nearly as fun as I thought it would be when I was a kid. Almost everything at the zoo could delete you if it wanted to.

@RankinMsP

6 ай бұрын

This is why human ambivalence to what they find 'cute' is truly worrying

Imagine going to the zoo & hearing this guy educating people while roasting animals

@Gio_shroom

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wafflestoast4546

2 жыл бұрын

I'd pay real money for that. He'd be an amazing tour guide.

@muhammadalviandi7998

2 жыл бұрын

I'll bring all of my homies to that zoo

@SwagelokTaj

2 жыл бұрын

That's why we're here gurl.

@catalinaahumada3185

2 жыл бұрын

IT WOULD BE GREAT AAAAA

This is why I laugh when people talk about how messed up humans are. Our entire planet is a nightmare factory.

@miilodude_8529

2 жыл бұрын

That's actual facts!

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

2 жыл бұрын

That's why I'm so afraid of going outside, tbh. Humans are scary, nature is scary. One big real life nightmare.

@sayvionwashington1939

2 жыл бұрын

That's why the aliens don't wanna talk. They don't wanna be anywhere near earth when the dolphins start building rockets.

@batukhan1

2 жыл бұрын

@@sayvionwashington1939 well if aliens exiets, they would be fucked up too.

@aluminiumknight4038

2 жыл бұрын

@@ReptilianTeaDrinker remember that most of them are scared of you more than you're scared of them

"Sometimes being IN Australia IS the explanation." So true.

I did an internship at the zoo and we were not allowed to go in with the anteaters at all. Even the most experienced keepers had to have some sort of door between them and the anteater. I had no idea that they were even dangerous until I learned that.

@VERGILGASM

Жыл бұрын

Have you seen those claws? They are for self defence from leopards and jaguars, and all sorts of predators.

Dolphins: Ted Bundy of the animal kingdom. Edit:They're the Ted Bundies of the sea.

@Red-zt2tl

2 жыл бұрын

Imo I'd say hippos are

@ItzChr1z

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

@anshulfail

2 жыл бұрын

@@Red-zt2tl agreed

@raybrown5587

2 жыл бұрын

@@Red-zt2tl Hippos are more of the Hillside Strangler type

@Openconcept-

2 жыл бұрын

Orcas have Jack the Ripper vibes

I went to a zoo one time and I asked why were the zebras secluded. The other animals can roam freely and the zebras were the ones secluded. One of the animal caretakers said that they bully other animals like kick them purposely 🤣

@jackwhitbread4583

6 ай бұрын

Yeah I've actually heard that the most injuries in Zoos are caused by Zebras.

@dstar9016

6 ай бұрын

A zebra bit a man arm off here

Made friends with a wild dolphin for about two years, we’d hang out in the lake pretty much everyday (I worked on a barge) Swim together and throw floats back and forth. Best memories I’ve had

@VivieBB-od2zz

10 ай бұрын

how would you swim with such a terrifiying thing?

@mylightobscures

10 ай бұрын

@@VivieBB-od2zz What's terrifying about it? Just curious on what you think of dolphins

@VivieBB-od2zz

10 ай бұрын

@@mylightobscures Considering there noises, teeth, and eyes, they give me a very unsettling feeling. One time my sister knew i had a phobia of them, and she asked me questions on why and giving situations, just the thought of it made me burst into tears. Im genuinely afraid of dolphins. just everything about them

@mylightobscures

10 ай бұрын

@@VivieBB-od2zz ohh Sorry for asking then, didn't realize u had a phobia of them patpat

@chrisanschau8169

9 ай бұрын

Yeah he was awesome and became a well known local. I should probably put some of the vids on KZread lol

When you hate on dolphins I think you're failing to make a distinction. Female dolphins are generally pretty chill. Male dolphins on the other hand are every guy you've ever met named Chad at a Frat party.

@tonkababic9826

2 жыл бұрын

Ironicly dolphins are like trees, female one are fine and male one are bad for your health (physical and mental health)

@ericolens3

2 жыл бұрын

@@tonkababic9826 Wow, you have taken toxic feminism to an entirety different level. 🤯🤯🤯 Women are great. Female hyenas are the epitome of toxic feminism. (Conversely lions are the epítome of lazy sexist) but you just brought the toxic vibes of sexism ino the plant kingdom. Just wow. I know there are bad men in the mammalian animals kingdom that run harems. Or bad mother in reptilian group who have hundreds of eggs to fend for themselves. But you just gonna demean an entire sex of trees like that. That's just cold.

@sumayyahadetunmbi4347

2 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@kazekbr1166

2 жыл бұрын

@El Tercero "IRONICLY", chill dude. hes getting mad cuz joke of men grrrrrrrrrrrr me so angy

@Ranzoe813

2 жыл бұрын

@@ericolens3 actually it's not toxic feminism if it's absolutely true..I'm not a marine biologist but I am aware of the same type of traits in whales as generally male whales can be extremely territorial, aggressive and unpredictable as in retrospect most times you can literally approach female whales with little to no issues (bar a male in the area)the trait can easily be seen in humans and in general in most mammals..males are naturally more aggressive as w/ the case with most mammals, males are usually larger and as a result are assigned the protection/gaurd role. I'm a guy and can easily see this in other animals and generally avoid males of any said species..it's nothing to do with humans disposition to categorize something as sexist as animals don't give a damn..nature is nature just as it runs true in humans as regardless of anyone's opinion..certain sexes are better @ certain things that in general benefit are existence and help survival...

Dolphins : Do all kind of horrible stuffs to anything ->Gets calls cute, smart Sharks: Rarely attack , kill any humans -> Gets calls a man killing monster, devil

@AAZ-yu5ss

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, Dolphins are very smart, but that just makes it worse, as they are actively making these decisions to r%pe other species/members of their kind, and killing them for fun. So sharks all the way!

@vgnscvm

2 жыл бұрын

kinda like humans do all kinds of horrible stuff and destroy the planet and still call themselves the superior species

@saaimhaider8703

2 жыл бұрын

@@vgnscvm If we can destroy the planet, wouldn't that mean that we're technically superior? Im not talking about morality either.

@trashposs3849

2 жыл бұрын

@@vgnscvm We are the superior species but we are not the nicest

@teezus2036

2 жыл бұрын

@@vgnscvm well we never said the nicer species on the planet now have we? 😅

Being smart enough to be that evil is terrifying

Thank you for giving me more reasons to fear the ocean more than I already do

I remember being out dolphin watching on a boat in Portugal and I turned to the guide to tell him how friendly they are: "No. They are dangerous wild animals" was his reply. He went on to say he would rather be down there with sharks than dolphins - and he was a marine biologist, so he knew what he was talking about.

@grimer_8736

2 жыл бұрын

Eu vivo em Portugal

@ultimatelydragonic3757

2 жыл бұрын

did he by any chance have a hat that melded into his hair

@grimer_8736

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultimatelydragonic3757 I think, he was talking japanese and yelling "ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA"

@AnoNymous-dh2sv

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe because most shark people may see in real, aren't the horror movie type, but small ones that wouldn't harm humans most of the time.

@jessicagalloway7211

2 жыл бұрын

@@oqlapsldim They have been known to 'play' with humans and accidently drown them so I wouldn't say do not harm at all.

The biggest reason that people should fear dolphins: The Simpsons predicted them taking over the world

@Jas111ld

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣, thanks I needed that

@jorycreighton7142

2 жыл бұрын

Lit! 2nd lol

@ObamaMpreg

2 жыл бұрын

@@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 they mean it will happen eventually

@Sontronite

2 жыл бұрын

@@thekidsinmybasementwontshu506 the whole point of a prediction is that it hasnt happened

@beslayer2349

2 жыл бұрын

same with hitchhikers guide to the galaxy

I was an adult when I found out that Dolphins were not the hyper intelligent sea puppies with the personality of a friendly five year old

@LordOsiris372

10 ай бұрын

to assume every five year old is friendly was your first mistake

@etazeta674

10 ай бұрын

@@LordOsiris372 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣

@etazeta674

10 ай бұрын

@@LordOsiris372 there's a reason I added "friendly instead of acting like it was assumed. I've dealt with enough of the little fuckers to know nice ones are a rare breed 🤣

When I was a kid, I had big fear of sharks, and because of that, I was scared that a random shark would just come through the pipes when I took a bath, turns out I should’ve been more worried about an octopus coming through the pipes sense they’re capable of fitting in the smallest things you ever imagine…

Some species of teenage dolphins hang around in fairly large groups. Quite often, they're looking for a certain type of blowfish. When they find one, they purposely bite it, in order for the fish to blow up, not to harm it. They do this because when the blowfish inflates itself, a toxin is also released by the fish. This toxin gets the dolphins stoned. The footage I saw showed them literally passing a blowfish around to each other so they could all get a hit of blowfish. That has to be the best wildlife footage I've ever seen.

@kirby584

2 жыл бұрын

So dolphins are the stoners of the sea

@saorihirai4492

2 жыл бұрын

Link plz

@bullzdawguk

2 жыл бұрын

@@saorihirai4492 Sorry, no link that I know of. I watched it on TV, on the BBC. Perhaps the BBC site has it available. The doc was specifically about dolphins.

@saorihirai4492

2 жыл бұрын

@@bullzdawguk aw man :(

@bullzdawguk

2 жыл бұрын

@@saorihirai4492 ALWAYS Google first. Chances are you'll find your answer far quicker. =)

The moment he said zebras are black with white stripes it actually hit me that its true- not just because of what he explained but looking at the spotted baby zebra, it is fully black with white spots so hey it makes sense!

@jenneacubero1036

2 жыл бұрын

Alex the Lion was right!

@Ben_Kimber

2 жыл бұрын

That just makes that one line from the cop on the horse in "Madagascar" more questionable.

@thalassaer4137

2 жыл бұрын

@@Ben_Kimber probs a dark humpur joke lmao

@Ben_Kimber

2 жыл бұрын

@@thalassaer4137 Maybe

@NSSweat

2 жыл бұрын

Yep

You're both funny and factual, respect bro.

I learned a lot about dolphins and bowling today. Thank you.

The octopus is a living definition of "If there's a hole, there's a way."

@orbic521

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins too, apparently.. 🤣

@beastwarsFTW

2 жыл бұрын

@@orbic521 Different definition of hole.

@overfailed3639

2 жыл бұрын

@@orbic521 Dolphins are like: "A pulse is perfectly optional. And so is consent."

@lexa5620

2 жыл бұрын

@@overfailed3639 wish i could react lol to a comment

@LastbutNotFirst

2 жыл бұрын

no other animals on the planet share similar dna of an octopus.. makes you wonder. considering humans are only a few genes away from being a banana.

So basically dolphins are the horniest beings on the planet

@hyperspacepotato

2 жыл бұрын

dude watched < 2 minutes of the video and already has a meta comment

@gaydepressedcat1501

2 жыл бұрын

There's probably worse. Hopefully not but y'know. Edit: There IS worse.

@hyperspacepotato

2 жыл бұрын

you CANNOT just write off humans like that

@box4899

2 жыл бұрын

14 year old boys have joined the chat

@alex2005z

2 жыл бұрын

Right after humans ofc

Heavy enough to get a show on TLC! 💀😂 So many fun facts and witty as hell.

Discovered this channel by accident last night and now it’s one of my top favorites! Subscribed 😎

I always thought dolphins were the cutest and safest marine animals who could defend themselves from even sharks. Now I know they’re just a bunch of aquatic psychopaths

@arianaholt9425

2 жыл бұрын

Leopard sharks don't attack humans. I have swam with some and I was totally ok when a reef shark showed up, but when I saw dolphins I freaked out. I would swim with any shark but even 1 dolphins scares me.

@vijayarajendren8997

2 жыл бұрын

#savethesharks

@Emmett_Br0wn

2 жыл бұрын

@@arianaholt9425 Same tbh

@pastorfred587

2 жыл бұрын

dolphins are the rapists of the ocean.

@mrgreenboy644

2 жыл бұрын

I'm just hoping it's on an individual basis in the same way it is for humans and that at least some of them are the cute heroic things we thought of them as

fun fact: the creator of Spong Bob is a marine biologist!

@MatthewCobalt

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakotacook6534 What the heck is wrong with you?! Even for stating the obvious, nobody should get that harsh of a backlash. Addendum: The comment has been deleted for a around a week now. I don't know what he said anymore and I don't care to force myself to remember. All I know is that he was a complete asshat.

@Ediellee1

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakotacook6534 hope you get arrested

@memelord-bw4iv

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakotacook6534 bro chill

@eldarwish6372

2 жыл бұрын

@@dakotacook6534 what the hell

@purpledragon1945

2 жыл бұрын

i chose to believe that's the reason why sharks are never portrayed as villain's in the show and dolphins are dicks

LOVE this guy! Not only curious and smart and good looking, but quick and witty and charming! I could go on about that, but I won't.

That moment when every time he says something hilarious I try to like his video but I've already liked it. Happens so many times, every video. This man is comedy gold.

And to think Mojang decided to add dolphins and said sharks were "too unfriendly".

@Gentifgn

2 жыл бұрын

fr it shouldve been the opposite

@rainpooper7088

2 жыл бұрын

Wasn’t it more that they were fearing another Jaws situation? You can’t make the sharks harmless because they are not, but if you make them defensive, people will see killing them as a challenge. It’s a catch 22.

@markcurry1168

2 жыл бұрын

@@Gentifgn, the opposite. Umm no. Just because dolphins are dicks doesn't make sharks good, that is just stupidity. Go pet a shark then, see how that ends for you. (Probably ends in a stump after you try)

@myst1741

2 жыл бұрын

That's because there are infinitely more shark related deaths per year than Dolphin related deaths at all. While sharks are generally peaceful creatures (AND DOWNRIGHT ADORABLE AT TIMES!), human's have this really bad habit of aggravating them for no reason. Dolphin's while they're bloody psychopaths rarely attack human's because we rarely provoke them. Largely due to how both have been portrayed in Media with things like Flipper, A Dolphin's Tail, (Free Willy) and of course Jaws. It's pretty sad : But yeah, it's really stupid. This only happened because Sharks "Look" menacing. And dolphin's "Look" friendly. really judging a book by it's cover smh. Meanwhile you find out sharks are basically puppies of the sea. Yeah they're carnivores, but some imprint on people the same as dogs and happily come over for pets and bellyrubs.

@selonianth

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins usually *are* friendly to people... sometimes way *too* friendly.

Finally a place where people are shaming dolphins and giving sharks the love they deserve

@toibocks3201

2 жыл бұрын

XD watch dolphin shaming become the new big PC thing

@shahsadsaadu5817

2 жыл бұрын

@@toibocks3201 as it should. We stan our comrade sharks here.

@kittencomicslol

2 жыл бұрын

@@shahsadsaadu5817 facts.

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

2 жыл бұрын

Sharks deserve to be loved. ;w;

@DreadnoughtHvor

2 жыл бұрын

Sharks are basically the puppers of the sea

First and foremost I’m subscribed to this channel because I really do love animal facts but brother, I’m going through a lot right now in my life and this Channel really does make me feel a lot better when I’m down. I hope God sends you peace family, thank you 🙏🏾

"Dolphin can't be that bad" "SCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE DOLPHIN"

@kickasspeanuts

2 жыл бұрын

Nonononono don't remind me of that fucking animated uncensored national geographic shit

@adrianbonne7719

2 жыл бұрын

CBT : COCK AND BALL TORTURE PRESENTED BY WIKIPEDIA THE FREE ENCYCLOPEDIA SECTION 1: BALL-STRECHING THE MALE-TESTICLES ARE HERE PINNED, ATTACHED OR BOUND TO AN HEAVY OBJECT, WHICH IS THEN DUE TO GRAVITY MOST LIKELY TO STRECH THE MALES-TESTICLES.....

@pacoca1267

2 жыл бұрын

Why...

@leohino9211

2 жыл бұрын

No! None of that! Shame on you!

@Fallograme

2 жыл бұрын

@@adrianbonne7719 as a guy myself, I feel empathetic immense pain over this fr that I’m actually crying 😭😰💀💀💀

sharks: big chompy feesh just minding their business, statistically less dangerous to humans than the average new yorker dolphins: nightmare r*pe whales

@gennericrapperalt2120

2 жыл бұрын

Lol rape whale

@ReptilianTeaDrinker

2 жыл бұрын

@@gennericrapperalt2120 That's what they are.

@aluminiumknight4038

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@bobraekevelt7953

2 жыл бұрын

Dogs: I actually kill the most humans each year from all animals but I’m still y’alls most loyal friend so phahahaha losers

@Invisble748

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins rape is a myth. Well dolphins raping humans that is.

Man I just really appreciate you. Thanks for these awesome videos.

Thank you so much for all your hard work and dedication 🙃

"He didn't apply, but he got a job" "Consent sold separately" bro I'm stealing some of these euphemisms

@shin-ishikiri-no

2 жыл бұрын

lmao

@nicklespale22

2 жыл бұрын

so u just gonn steal the man's lines

@kirya7177

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicklespale22 Exactly what they said yeah

@privatezeron

2 жыл бұрын

I don't even get it lol

@Herqq

2 жыл бұрын

@@privatezeron handjob. that dolphin got a handjob.

Years ago, I did one of those swim with dolphins tourist traps. First, there’s the long legal form you must sign. Translation, if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. Then, there’s the briefing before you get in the water. Again, you’ve been briefed, so if Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. You get in the water, and you get verbal instructions from guides on land about what you can’t do while a 10 foot long dolphin of solid muscle and dead emotionless eyes swims around you. Again, if you don’t follow instructions and Flipper kills you, it ain’t my fault. There’s nothing fun about swimming with dolphins. About 7 minutes in, I was out of the water. Terrifying.

@wingnut0707

2 жыл бұрын

awww i used to think they were pretty cute :')

@wingnut0707

2 жыл бұрын

@@louissemarguerettenavales1253 no not my *holes*

@syedarizvi7290

2 жыл бұрын

if Flipper kills you it aint my fault lol

@bonchidude

2 жыл бұрын

Yes, but the humans who are trapping and subjugating these dolphins are far worse. I can never contribute to places that exploit dolphins and imprison them.

@nicolasheredia956

2 жыл бұрын

@@bonchidude Pretty sure that's a little off topic from the original comment

Moral of the story there is no way to explain my search history 🤣

i was sad i didn't go to beach this summer, thanks to you, i don't want to go there ever again

The fact that almost all the worst things about dolphins all fall into the “sexual deviance” category is truly disturbing. Makes me think about the time I was like 12 and was swimming in the ocean and heard my mom screaming at me from the shore telling me to turn around, at which point I noticed like 5 dolphins all swimming around myself and my older sister, so we just spent the next few minutes just floating and enjoying the experience of being so close to real dolphins oblivious to the fact that they were probably planning a snatch and grab 😂

@nagamanigandi6666

Жыл бұрын

Either they were females or else they were not in the mood I guess😶

@JH-zs3bs

Жыл бұрын

Everyone here exaggerates that rape thing. Human males rape too, doesn't mean every man is a menace. They are also very curious, so if they come to you its likely just to see what weird fish you are.

@CountingStars333

Жыл бұрын

@@JH-zs3bs Or, they want a piece of that pie.

@avaluggglazer445

Жыл бұрын

​@@JH-zs3bs Saying that like a woman's never raped anyone lol

@FanyLI

Жыл бұрын

@@avaluggglazer445 the percentage of males who committed sexual crimes is a lot higher than that of females

"Don't ever hurt dolphins if you don't want to die." - *A buff Marine Biologist with an evil spirit probably....*

@amaljayakumar0168

2 жыл бұрын

The fuck did star platinum do to get called evil yo 🥲🥲🥲

@rafaelsanchez9047

2 жыл бұрын

@@amaljayakumar0168 it’s what Jotaro had first called Star platinum at the start of part 3.

@thedukeofchutney468

2 жыл бұрын

@@amaljayakumar0168 Jotaro didn’t know about Stands so he assumed Star Platinum was some kind of demon/evil spirit which total makes sense.

@ilynicki1050

2 жыл бұрын

when jotaro calls star platinum evil: Sad ora noises

@yourlocaljanitor7385

2 жыл бұрын

@pablo you have same name as my fish-

Wanna know the scariest part about octopi? Given they can fit into tiny holes, and a lot of those large inland "blue holes" you see where there's just a pit with water and caves going real deep that potentially connect to the ocean, some people have speculated that there's a non-zero chance that the people that disappear into those holes never to be seen again, sometimes even swimming with groups of other people, are caused by large squid working their way in to those areas and pulling people under.

I met a wild dolphin that interacted with humans often. I could sense it wanted to turn me into a fish light. I could never look at dolphins the same again.

@NewYoutuber1111

Жыл бұрын

Wym fish light

@bruhmer6027

Жыл бұрын

​@@NewKZreadr1111he wanted to apply for a job with OP

I've said it for years, dolphins and Orcas are the bullies of the sea. I use to work at one of the "that big sea life attraction company every knows about" locations (not naming which one) (and I'm pretty sure you all know whom I am talking about) and one of the dolphins loved biting anything that got into his mouth. A leaf, a toy, a finger..yes one of the dolphins handlers had to get the webbing between his fingers stitched up cuz this dolphin was an asshole. you name it. Now, I worked with the Beluga whales specifically. I wanted nothing to do with Dolphins and Orcas. Either way, sometimes we would help out a fellow coworker who needed to leave early. My buddy had to go and I had to wait until the section was closed and then we could go put the required toy or rope they liked to play with in the water. But it has to be clipped from one side of the wall to the other so they don't hurt themselves or the others. This fucker would not cooperate and go into the other enclosure so I could get in and place the rope cuz I'd have to physically get in the water to do so. Called supervisor, they said don't worry it's fine. Just go in when he's at the other end and there you. They wouldn't even send out someone to assist in case of emergency..anyways, I get on a wetsuit. I hop in with the rope, clamp one side and start swimming to the other side to hook it and here comes bully dolphin. He thinks I'm taking his rope so right as I finish clamping the rope. He fucking barrel heads me right in the thigh of my left leg and only my thigh because I used the rope to move myself. Otherwise he was going for my chest..crack my sternum, compress my lungs all the good stuff. My fucking leg was swollen and biggest bruise I'd ever had ever. Fucking asshole. Told management. They just shrug their shoulders. I give them the 🖕 BELUGA WHALES ARE AWESOME, Manta Rays are awesome, Sharks are awesome, Dolphins and Orcas though, they can fight each other and stay the fuck away from us.

@komrade223

2 жыл бұрын

I got to ask, do you have any good stories about sharks just acting like puppies? I've heard they get affectionate with divers.

@DirectorOfChaos9292

2 жыл бұрын

@@komrade223 Tiger and Lemon sharks(not sure if any others) will remember and form bonds with human divers they've met. And yes they are friendly sea doggos

@baileyt2249

2 жыл бұрын

Well orca hunt dolphin

@amytrumbull156

2 жыл бұрын

Maybe if they weren’t literally kept in prisons aka sea life attractions they wouldn’t be rageful towards humans. I can’t blame them for trying to murk anyone who gets into their prison cell with them, can you?

@baileyt2249

2 жыл бұрын

@@amytrumbull156 dolphins also do this in the wild

_"And this people is why we don't want all animals to be smart, they may be intelligently similar to us, but morality is gone."_ -Sun Tzu, Art Of War

@thebrowntownasmr1044

2 жыл бұрын

Dumb, not like humans are amazing at morality either.

@theisgood0

2 жыл бұрын

That’s kinda really dark but at the same time it’s beautiful. I really gotta pick up this book and read it one day and not be so ignorant to these amazing quotes.

@geebs7275

2 жыл бұрын

@@theisgood0 if you're sarcastic, ha, if your genuine, this comment is a running meme.

@theisgood0

2 жыл бұрын

@@geebs7275 Genuine my friend :)

@geebs7275

2 жыл бұрын

@@theisgood0 r/wooosh that's not an actual quote from Sun Tzu, it's very obvious don't you see?

I live right next to the Gulf of Mexico, in Brownsville Tx. The amount of time I have found something terrifying in there because of you is insane, you made me afraid of the gulf now.

You're the best thing to happen to my KZread stream in years. Thanks bro

It’s stuff like this that makes me scared of what intelligence can do without morals.

@seabass1428

2 жыл бұрын

If an animal is intelligent, it’s probably a sadistic a-hole.

@alexk9642

2 жыл бұрын

@@seabass1428 yup. only a few minor exceptions

@lightningbug3189

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I still don't think humam-like intelligence is a gift exactly.

@horrificpleasantry9474

2 жыл бұрын

The last year of petty tyranny hasn't convinced you? Well I guess we all have our being breaking point

@seanweis9159

2 жыл бұрын

You mean like being human?

This dude must've been a teacher's favorite and most intimidating child. He obviously loves knowledge but says horrible things in completely child safe and pc ways that a teacher really wouldn't be able to get mad at... 'the dolphin didn't apply, but got the job'...

@limiv5272

2 жыл бұрын

Depends on the teacher. I've had plenty that were very upset when students knew things they didn't

@Okowa407

Жыл бұрын

Also White moose aren’t white privileged because that’s just there fur coat color that’s white not there skin there color is the skin of a deer is ah different Color white moose are protected by law because white moose are sacred to the native Americans and believe that there relatives soul got lost and is in the moose moose came crying home and saw his mama in human form same like the White Buffalo Bison ancestors give me strength ✊🏾🖐🏾⚡️Like Brother Bear 🐻

@greatpower6063

Жыл бұрын

most of this stuff is completely wrong though. xD

@lilricebowl9731

Жыл бұрын

@@Okowa407 it was a joke bro

@peggedyourdad9560

Жыл бұрын

@@lilricebowl9731 This person spammed this under almost every comment lol.

Every time I see his videos, he always puts me in a good mood!!!

I’ve been fascinated by sharks ever since I was a tiny child. I’d looks at the pictures in shark books all the time. I still wonder why there is such a stigma around sharks.

@gamersreactions9267

6 ай бұрын

Jaws.

Finally someone is saying it about dolphins. Not like my mother would listen though.

@trisaratops8785

2 жыл бұрын

this is definitely a bad idea, but you could show her one of those videos of dolphins committing violence.

@CGrey_6048

2 жыл бұрын

I don’t know what you’re smoking but dolphins are great creatures Edit: Welp I’m getting crap on for doing a joke

@thederpyspinosaurus6501

2 жыл бұрын

@@CGrey_6048 oh someone pretending to be an anime character , great...

@No-vn7sj

2 жыл бұрын

@@CGrey_6048 Oh no..... Not another CRINGE JJBA FAN. (Dont wanna argue)

@gethk.gelior4214

2 жыл бұрын

I mean, just because they're devilish sociopaths doesn't mean they aren't awesome……

"The dolphin didn't apply but he got a job" Fan-freaking-tastic. Deserves a round of applause. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

@SophiaAstatine

2 жыл бұрын

She definitely applied though, probably both hands no less.

@passwordyeah729

2 жыл бұрын

The fact that he suicided afterwards shows just how good of a job it was

@LuciferAmoyai

2 жыл бұрын

A "F" for that dolphin

@nataliawashington872

2 жыл бұрын

@@SophiaAstatine what did she do?

@SmokingzMagiczTreez

2 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain? Whats the joke here?

i remember hearing this thing about dolphins before, so dolphins can use echo location to detect hard surfaces that exist inside other animals, including humans (straight from google because i don’t want to be super wrong). dolphins are pretty intelligent and because of their echolocation detection, they can pin point all the areas in your body that can kill you if they hit it (i think).

Violent Choo Choo parties that can last week's had me ded!

My dad has had dolphins bite him twice, once was his fault, and the other dolphin was un-provoked. He hates dolphins now.

@mccatstar8028

2 жыл бұрын

Can’t blame him

@TheCgOrion

2 жыл бұрын

How bad were the bites?

@lucasbarndt3589

2 жыл бұрын

@@TheCgOrion Nothing bad, but it pissed him off and made him not like dolphins.

@noahgaming8833

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucasbarndt3589 that’s just animal instinct, they’re being territorial.

@lucasbarndt3589

2 жыл бұрын

@@noahgaming8833 I know, a detail I left out was the first time he got bit he pet the dolphins forehead. This pissed the dolphin off and it bit him.

After watching this, I think Flipper could be a whole different kind of movie.

@waterballs

2 жыл бұрын

I would imagine is just become a horror genre

@8DuskTwilight8

2 жыл бұрын

Flipper, free willy, racing stripes were all horror movies that someone went back and made kid friendly. Change my mind.

@mukymakazuki2218

2 жыл бұрын

Flipper also offed himself js

@deweyware6446

2 жыл бұрын

The new Sequel: Flipper v Jaws

@WookieInc

2 жыл бұрын

Blumhouse presents Flipper

I learned so much about animals through your podcasts! 🙏

Makes me realize dolphins are a lot like humans. Capable of great good and evil.

“Consent was sold separately” I’m rollin

@tenacioustigress5325

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@spaghettisine6099

2 жыл бұрын

rollin

@crunchylettuce5446

2 жыл бұрын

I'm rollin

This man has got to be on a watchlist by now just based on his search history.

@qwormuli77

2 жыл бұрын

One of us.

@stare4539

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@Pe1ayo

2 жыл бұрын

"gay dolphin blowhole sex"

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

Excuse the Randomness but here you go, have some warm Recommendations, cause the Learning never Ends! -Veritasium. -Oversimplified! -It’s ok to be smart. -Professor Dave Explains. -Krimson Rogue. -Practical Engineering -Michio Kaku. -Kosmo. -Legal Eagle. -Cinema Therapy. -And the arguably Best for Last: Hbomberguy! (The best at being Unbiased on all of YT.)

The underwater rivers and pools behaving to water like water does to air makes a lot of sense, since both water and air are fluids. One is liquid and the other is gas, but they're both fluids.

Awesome King ✊🏾✌🏾keep Teaching what we don't learn in school. Proud of U, so is ur Messiah 🙏🏾

I normally find it so heartwarming to find that animals can bond with people. But finding it can be the root cause of dolphin murder and suicide? That's scary and sad.

@johnhiggins1746

2 жыл бұрын

Don't forget bestality

@vinay2004p

2 жыл бұрын

Yes animals will bond with you , sadly it will get to be top and you get to choose bottom.

@runtergerutscht4401

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah but that's a risk you take with humans as well. That's why we love dogs so much, they're too loyal and stupid to get jealous

@sendmorerum8241

2 жыл бұрын

@@runtergerutscht4401 wth, dogs are especially known for being jealous. Just search YT for footage

@runtergerutscht4401

2 жыл бұрын

@@sendmorerum8241 ok mb I'm not a dog owner

Never ask a woman her age Never ask a man his salary Never ask about Casual Geographic's search history

@kurinthekitty6842

2 жыл бұрын

I like ur profile picture

@ZySteMax

2 жыл бұрын

..... ask evil to do good

“There’s videos im not gonna show you but they’re there!” *LITERALLY SHOWS STILL IMAGE!*

Your videos are interesting and very informative, thanks for sharing and keep up the good work.

"Say what you will about sharks, but... Jaws would NEVER" needs to be on a shirt.

@hydrokinesis251

2 жыл бұрын

If you need something to be put on a shirt try asking a hippo

@yunamchill9169

2 жыл бұрын

We actually should have merch! I would buy so many things!

Zebra's being black with white stripes actually makes a lot of sense, since animals with white fur are actually extremely rare, and are normally a case of lacking pigmentation, which causes a rare mutation in the animal.

@Zelanias

2 жыл бұрын

yeah white animals tend to live in arctic climates aswell :D

@MrSchmerzPille

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zelanias Polar bears (as far as I know) also have black skin though...

@Zelanias

2 жыл бұрын

@@MrSchmerzPille yeah. I remember it is because the dark skin is better to keep warm but i dont know if its true. I checked on google images, white horse, white donkey and zebra. White horse & donkey has white hair above the hoof. Zebras have black hair and then it tones into the white stripes. It really seems like they are black with white stripes :D

@justinmuraya4381

2 жыл бұрын

@@Zelanias fascinating

@inoli3164

2 жыл бұрын

yeah being colored white in nature normally means having a very short lifespan if you don’t blend into your surroundings

2:24 ''If it's only happened once it's already happened too often''. Exactly, thank you

Your vids lead to her vids, first time the algorithm worked in my favour 👍🏻

“Plus some things in Australia just don’t need an explanation, because being in Australia is the explanation” Australia zoology and biology in a nutshell.

@mrsmith570

2 жыл бұрын

It is like individuals forget people am still from animal weather they accept science or not; history and body count might dictate otherwise

@Raidon484

2 жыл бұрын

I brought the like counter to 666! Now the number fits the country being talked about, because, as we all know, Australia is Lucifer's Sandbox

@AlmostEthical

2 жыл бұрын

Urban southern Australia is not dangerous. We only have to worry about funnel webs and redbacks, or the occasional shark for swimmers. Northern and inland Australia are where most of the scary animals live.

@yottiechick

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah, pretty much everything here in Oz will kill you !!

Forget "Jaws", Hollywood needs to make a new movie called "Dongs"

@justaguy5384

2 жыл бұрын

I laughed too hard at this

@leociresi4292

2 жыл бұрын

“I, King Snorky, banish all humans to the sea!”

@user-unos111

2 жыл бұрын

Yet again, the Simpsons predicted it

@myaltaccountthatiwillbarel2288

2 жыл бұрын

Directed by Harvey Weinstein.

This man helps my depressed days

Love these videos….. education and entertainment 👌🏾

I'm so glad you are spreading awareness. Dolphins are not cute. People always act like I ruined their life when I tell them what they're really like.

@thunderrain789

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was once one of those people who loved dolphins. And ducks. Now I think I'll just stick to snakes, at least they only kill to eat. None of that sex offender BS lol

@ballsosaurus_sex

2 жыл бұрын

It's time to stop with spreading the "Cute Dolphins" BS and start spreading the "Sharks are safe and jaws lied to you" truth.

@toddthegodhead

2 жыл бұрын

@@thunderrain789 ngl ducks are sick fucks. And that is coming from a guy who likes ducks

@jbktpl1245

2 жыл бұрын

I honestly wonder why dolphins get all the love?

@toddthegodhead

2 жыл бұрын

@@jbktpl1245 mainly because they can be used in shows to entertain people. The people don't know that dolphins are bad. All they see is dolphins jumping loops and playing with ball. So people generally assume that dolphins are nice and cute

“The man broke his heart to the dolphin broke his ribs” *perfectly balanced, as all thing should be”

@BVK.

2 жыл бұрын

So they're gay?

@BVK.

2 жыл бұрын

Oops I misunderstand Have fun!

@justinyamaha1739

2 жыл бұрын

Dolphins are the biggest simps in the ocean.

@lixd3054

2 жыл бұрын

@@BVK. How could u misunderstand that tho!?🤣

@Raidon484

2 жыл бұрын

"And punctured his lungs for good measure" Yeah, seems fair

i apreciate you bro 🙏🏼👍🏼

Bruh I love watching this stuff. Nice work!

I'm sorry but that thumbnail was legitimately terrifying

@MortyCat44

2 жыл бұрын

Yea

@nophilter

2 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@greenteaslug4676

2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@user-ho3uu4sn4p

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr, nightmare fuel 😭

@misery_shun

2 жыл бұрын

I thought it was a penguin

"Say what you will about sharks, but Jaws would never." True words of wisdom!