Reject humanity, become *ostrich*

@ztac_dex

3 жыл бұрын

emu

@thefishyeye

3 жыл бұрын

Cassowary

@sleepypotato6495

3 жыл бұрын

Rhea

@vodeex

3 жыл бұрын

I am rejecting my humanity

@manmoy4104

3 жыл бұрын

Moa

First guy: my back hurts sometimes Other guy: I constantly have seizures, heart attacks, and death

@wolfy297

3 жыл бұрын

I too experience constant death

@FBI_Cyber

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh, death. I hate it when that happens.

@dasren

3 жыл бұрын

Bruh i keep getting death

@noah_m

3 жыл бұрын

Ahh yes, I also constantly have death

@LokiScarletWasHere

3 жыл бұрын

Seizures and death are pretty bad speedbumps in my life tbh famalam

Technically the weird look doesn't matter because we'd evolve to be attracted to it, there's no actual reasons the current body looks so good other than our instincts and evolutionary traits.

@goon5665

2 жыл бұрын

We would evolve to tap that

@a-noobis1689

2 жыл бұрын

Shit, call me wierd but Graham kinda cute

@randompeople7595

2 жыл бұрын

Well, an actual realistic evolved human will have bigger head and eyes. So basically we will evolve to be an alien 👽.

@forkworshipper8679

2 жыл бұрын

Yoooo graham lookin lookin like a snack

@marquetteallen4205

2 жыл бұрын

@@goon5665 that hilarious

How to be the perfect human: become a mixture of every Australian thing

@Iemonic

2 жыл бұрын

swans = austrailian?

@dumbpablo5755

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iemonic not with that attitude smh

@Iemonic

2 жыл бұрын

@@dumbpablo5755 hmmm

@buzzybugs475

2 жыл бұрын

Yo, 2 hundred likes? Ty

@jessemaupin2558

2 жыл бұрын

@@Iemonic yes we have swans Western Australias animal emblem is the black swan

Without a neck, wouldn’t our ability to look around and see things around us be inhibited? Seems pretty important to me

@doobi6343

3 жыл бұрын

Easy, just make the back flexible enough that we can Russian twist 180 degrees

@josesolano6171

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe the octopus eyes can be focus to see whats behind.

@_fire_in_the_sky_7360

3 жыл бұрын

More eyes. Simple

@Chestnut-xm2pv

3 жыл бұрын

They seem to be changing the features of the human body to suit safety first.

@thundersheild926

3 жыл бұрын

@@whoisnooners Actually, the owl has a pretty long, thin neck. However, all of it's feathers make it look like it has no neck.

I thought for sure the entire “perfectly evolved human” was just going to be an ostrich

@exhilaratingbass

3 жыл бұрын

Ostrich with no neck

@bobbywalter9062

3 жыл бұрын

Liberty Biberty

@Spicywatermelon32

3 жыл бұрын

@@bobbywalter9062 that's an EMU!

@speed7492

3 жыл бұрын

*ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration!!! Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k comments in the song here featured in this channel. She will buy me an airpods I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!! ..

@dexis9412

3 жыл бұрын

“Behold, a man!”

I think one organ we can also improve by a lot, would be heart. So fragile, and not good at negative chronic adaptations without suffering.

@LuxxenoMusic

2 жыл бұрын

I would think the octopus heart system is best, it has 3 hearts and manage different parts of the blood system. So if one heart gets a heart attack, the other 2 hearts managing the other parts of the body will still create blood flow increasing chance of surviving heart attacks.

@Mr-Ad-196

2 жыл бұрын

Yea know what?......we need the ability to regrow body part.........lost half of your brain? That a half year recovery.

@th3radlad_727

2 жыл бұрын

@@Mr-Ad-196 our liver can regenerate with only 25% of itself left, sad that no other organ can do the exact same thing

@alexreid1173

2 жыл бұрын

@@LuxxenoMusic ooo this is a good one, we should definitely have at least two

@LuxxenoMusic

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexreid1173 i think since everyone is still interested in this subject, I might make my own video on this subject and then I will also include everyone’s suggestions in comments, what do you think?

The fact that the human body can recognize it’s weaknesses and fix them is possibly the most insane thing evolution has produced.

@aguyontheinternet8436

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, intelligence breaks evolution. Intelligence allows species to be the weakest most pathetic thing to exist, and it doesn't matter because they have the intelligence to just work around it.

@crimsonmatter

10 ай бұрын

​@@aguyontheinternet8436purrrr

@kujojotarostandoceanman2641

6 ай бұрын

I have observed the weakness of my flesh

Mom: Why do you want top surgery, you're such a pretty girl? Me: Shut up mom, I'm EVOLVING

@lovemusicbandchorus

3 жыл бұрын

I had this same idea, cause I'm getting no nipple top surgery

@Sheisdreaming06

3 жыл бұрын

Jdkdjdkd same

@ryansullivan9192

3 жыл бұрын

@Bon Bob is your comment supposed to be a joke? If not, you really need some learning to do

@ryansullivan9192

3 жыл бұрын

This is funny bcus I plan on getting top surgery haha

@finneth

3 жыл бұрын

i smell positive lgbt affirmation :P im a trans masc too :)

Now I want to commission an artist to draw this realistically lol

@rompevuevitos222

3 жыл бұрын

Ask a furry artist, they have experience with weird shit like this

@winstonsmith77

3 жыл бұрын

Don't you dare.

@jonsotbh1565

3 жыл бұрын

@@rompevuevitos222 ong😭

@Pearll_.

3 жыл бұрын

I’ll do it But not realistically

@junigearx7452

3 жыл бұрын

Do it!

Cat ears are actually a more viable option than dog ones, because cat ears have roughly all of the same benefits as dog ones, except being able to hear 45-64,000 hz.

@inkink9524

2 жыл бұрын

Also can move backwards :0 i love when my cat's ears move backwards Edit : my cat was kidnapped.. This comment sure aged well

@The-eater-of-flesh

2 жыл бұрын

@@inkink9524 Id send you a pic of my cat but I cant on here

@ronidutta

2 жыл бұрын

Nyaaaa

@Doki_LP

2 жыл бұрын

@@ronidutta Nyani!!!

@REALPEDROGAMEPLAYS

2 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, cat people

Those ostrich “ankles” aren’t actually ankles! Birds walk with their ankles raised high above the ground, and they are mistaken for backwards knees.

@Wayrail

2 жыл бұрын

It’s called the digitigrade leg, a lot of animals have it, mammals too but not primates, who have plantigrade legs

@guizintheinsect5022

Жыл бұрын

@@Wayrail and kangaroos

My dad has always claimed he's slightly more evolved because he never grew toe nails on his pinky toes. He's been on the ostrich track for bipedal success and we didn't even know it!!! Legend.

@vesper7750

3 жыл бұрын

Wow didn't know that was possible!

@Speed001

3 жыл бұрын

We must continue his legacy

@share_accidental

3 жыл бұрын

TMI: not evolution related, but my mum & i don’t have any underarm hair.

@priyanusen8215

3 жыл бұрын

For me, I have 4 basic eye colors ,green is my 4th You may say I am a little more evolved but I am not in the main line of evolution.

@Aconspiracyofravens1

3 жыл бұрын

I mean, for the legs i certaily agree, but they fell into a lot of caviats, like the knees (for reference my knees have been absolutely destroyed )

Me: Owl necks Him: No necks Me: In owls' necks, one of the major arteries feeding the brain passes through bony holes in the birds' vertebrae. ... Small vessel connections between the carotid and vertebral arteries, called anastomoses, let blood flow uninterrupted to the brain, even when owls' necks were contorted into the most extreme twists and turns. In an Exorcist-style display of flexibility, owls can rotate their necks a maximum of 270 degrees without breaking blood vessels or tearing tendons. A Great Horned Owl syncs its ears and eyes to unleash it's silent assault on prey. So im pretty sure owl necks are great.

@CarlosAM1

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine people rotating their heads 270 degrees normally tf

@Justine-iu4bv

3 жыл бұрын

@@CarlosAM1 that'd be dope

@CarlosAM1

2 жыл бұрын

@@hydrofiber thx, corrected

@borger298

2 жыл бұрын

Ok we’ll add an owl neck and then everything would be fine

@giorosiles2220

2 жыл бұрын

That would be better than no neck

I can agree 110% with the statement that our feet are horribly designed. I’ve got really bad tailor’s bunions on both my feet, and it’s so unbelievably painful to stand, walk, wear shoes, etc. And we can’t forget about the fact that we require arch support to keep our feet from becoming totally flat!

These guys: “here’s the perfectly evolved human!” Also them: *shows the demon that watches me at night when I’m walking home at 3AM*

The perfectly evolved human is he who deletes his twitter account.

@ethanghoura5551

3 жыл бұрын

on point

@rompevuevitos222

3 жыл бұрын

Reject social media, become evolved monke

@shivannapv4262

3 жыл бұрын

How about one who never had a Twitter account lol

@crono_digger

3 жыл бұрын

@@shivannapv4262 this one’s a God

@padmasambhavkulkarni2378

3 жыл бұрын

Someone give this man a medal

I reject this “perfectly evolved” abomination. I WANT TO GO BACK TO *MONKE*

@krum1703

3 жыл бұрын

Same, my commrat.

@kingdavidthegreatprick5410

3 жыл бұрын

Zdamascus

@ranksblex336

3 жыл бұрын

Return to MONKEeeee

@charlossen

3 жыл бұрын

REJECT HUMANITY, RETURN TO MONKE

@clawlynx967

3 жыл бұрын

LETS GET BACK TO MONKE

And with that , onto the lungs *proceeds to play one of the smoking ads that has a lung as a character *

This is what peak performance looks like. You don't have to like it but you've got to respect it.

i wonder what the standards of beauty will be in the “fully evolved humans” community

@shadowcween7890

3 жыл бұрын

standards of beauty are based on picking a healthy person, but if they have any technology at all, then the only beauty standards needed would be of personality

@dreamdesk7258

2 жыл бұрын

@@shadowcween7890 tell that to society buddy

@kiara2124

2 жыл бұрын

@@dreamdesk7258 lol

@sivellaxd5308

2 жыл бұрын

Omg like her ears are sooo not perky like we like those ears like a young curious pup hun you look old xDDD Just immage the nitpicks xDD

@humanbeing5546

2 жыл бұрын

Oh wow that'd be super interesting!!

Not sure about the ostrich feet. Imagine buying a shoes.

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

My new Nike Ostrich2100

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@zeriph6054

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can and there both doing great

@mirandapanda5439

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 🤣🤣

@Auraa10

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 because “gae” is ok

How to become ultimate being step 1: get a weird stone mask that stabs the wearer when blood is on it and has a hole in the forehead area. Step 2: get a giant red stone and slot it in the forehead hole of the mask. Step 3: look at sun. Step 4: profit Giant jojo reference mess this was

I like how this channel has so much more personality than last time I saw a video

This is the ideal evolved human. You may not like it, but this is what peak evolution looks like.

@yatoisaki8285

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@recluseren

3 жыл бұрын

I'm only depressed because I haven't reached my final form

@yodatwinkie

3 жыл бұрын

Cultivating mass? I feel ya

@speed7492

3 жыл бұрын

*ASAPSCIENCE* is my inspiration! Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k comments in the song here featured in this channel. She will buy me an airpods I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!!

@Aryzo

3 жыл бұрын

Definitely don't like it

The perfect body would be that of a shapeshifter's!

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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@gaanadelrey

3 жыл бұрын

Girll that's genius👑

@mediumwave3216

3 жыл бұрын

Absolutely, a body (and perhaps a mind) that can adapt to any environment/situation as needed.

@InzemamZahidi911

3 жыл бұрын

Jellyman

@veryconfused9768

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was gonna be some anime character with bird like feature.

11:43 Given that there's even some evidence of a pain reaction in plants and definitively in all the animals you mentioned... Basically *pain* is sensed even by single cell organisms, although the exact *way* said pain is experienced may differ. But since we're not able to experience the pain of other beings we can't really prove or disprove their pain *experience*. (There was a time when people thought black people didn't experience pain, now we know better, but this tendency to underestimate anything different is innate in us)

Me an enby who doesn't want breasts, kinda wants kids but absolutely dreads the idea if what pregnancy is like at the moment: I see this as an absolute win

@prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506

2 жыл бұрын

You wouldn’t be able to turn or wear proper shirts. IG if we had pouches then women wouldn’t have to deal with period or childbirth but they would still be uncomfortable

That literally looks like the child of a human and a furby

@justwaiting5744

3 жыл бұрын

THAT WILL BE RETURNING TO MY NIGHTMARES NOW, THANKS BARBARA!

@heartsfromaj3918

3 жыл бұрын

yes xd

I always thought that Greg model thing was abstract nightmare fuel art. Turns out he’s the perfect human... gee willikers. Awesome video.

@naingchanmyae

2 жыл бұрын

Future Chinese super soldiers

@taenimin

2 жыл бұрын

hello dude who used to live in china

@greatmusicmaster7946

2 жыл бұрын

@vipertxt guess I'm not the only whovian in the comments

@EddieUnderune

2 жыл бұрын

Hmm, Greg the perfect nightmare.

@Error0101

2 жыл бұрын

For future reference: Abstract Art is something that's broken down into it's components and may not look like the initial thing, but is still representative of it. It differs from non-representational art which doesn't seek to represent anything, yet might still be making some kind of statement.

I typically don't do well with biology, but this video was fascinating!

the human body is near perfect for what it's meant to do. We stand on two legs, can grab with out thumbs, can throw further than any other animal, can sweat and have omnivores teeth. That is all that's humans really need and the rest of Evolution was spent into developing the brain

@redpanda6497

2 жыл бұрын

Sweating is mostly a curse.

@puyantanha5746

2 жыл бұрын

@@redpanda6497 huh? Sweating gives us one of the highest stamina of any animal out there. Most other animals have to stop moving to rest but due to sweat we can regenerate Energy and power while moving. That was a giant part of hunting strategies back then. Other animals were faster than humans and escaped but humans just kept going and going for hours and hours. At some point the other animal had no stamina left and also couldn't defend itself really well since they were attacked on long range with spears being thrown. There is nothing more important for the survival of humans than sweating

I’m trying to find a senior quote... “Smish, smash, kill the dog.”

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you’ll look back on it fondly hahaha

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist Why are you gae?

@joeyy4529

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 cause they can be and why are you straight

@dreat6578

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 why do you like unicorn?

"I know some Straight Men in the comments are like..." Me, a lesbian woman:

@Brrrrdmn

3 жыл бұрын

You like women, you're basically a straight man. Welcome to the club, we bought cookies because we can't bake :) Edit: This is a dumb comment, I want to say sorry for it. I'm not deleting it, that would feel like I'm not taking a stand on my stupidity.

@1a2b3c4d_

3 жыл бұрын

I’m with you :/

@1a2b3c4d_

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brrrrdmn *sigh*

@psiloveu143

3 жыл бұрын

me a bisexual: 👁️👄👁️

@littlemissbump100

3 жыл бұрын

@@Brrrrdmn ahh yes since I like females my gender will change. Ps: sexuality isn't linked to gender identities

minor side note i’m surprised you didn’t address separate respiration from the digestive tract. Choking is too easy

guys i really love you please never stop making science fun 😭

imagine the entire human race turning into a mix of batman and tony stark

@TheFerretofEarth

3 жыл бұрын

The devs set the limit to 10 million because too many people wanted to be batman

@britishrocklovingyank3491

3 жыл бұрын

Billionares who kill innocent people? Already have those.

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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@thedarkjw6219

2 жыл бұрын

@@britishrocklovingyank3491 Both of them?

Greg: "Would you reproduce with that?" Mitch: "I've done worse." Greg: *offended, looks back and forth between Mitch and the camera*

@Sanjana_green

2 жыл бұрын

Sus

@theyloveyoumax

2 жыл бұрын

Also notice how he started blushing and turning red 😂

@Sanjana_green

2 жыл бұрын

Guyssssss did you know that they are actually dating?! I knew it recently

@alexskywalker5478

2 жыл бұрын

@@Sanjana_green that's so cute!

@Sanjana_green

2 жыл бұрын

@@alexskywalker5478 ikr 😍

If we actually looked like this, that would be pretty interesting. Having no breast is a dream I can only wish for lmao. The struggle is real

@YuubiTimberwolf

2 жыл бұрын

Same my friend, i reject these meatsacks

You guys are awesome. Thank you for sharing, I’m halfway through this video and I am so positively grateful to be smiling while learning. You are saving history and anatomy and basically all forms of learning!! Happy to have stumbled into this channel a while back. Kat

"This is a perfectly evolved human." Oh, that sounds co- **screams** uh, ahem, I mean, wow! That looks... Interesting. Haha....

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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@slurpsyoubigandround373

3 жыл бұрын

Sry I’m late but I haven’t slept at all and ur comment made my day lol.

“Would you reproduce with that?” ABSOLUTELY NOT LMAO

@ZENMASTERME1

3 жыл бұрын

@0:27 🤮

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

STILL NOT SURE IF IT CAN REPRODUCE

@Madison-rl2jd

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE BAHAHAHHAAH YOU GUYS ARE SO GREAT! THANK YOU FOR THE VIDEO AND STAY SAFE OUT THERE ❤️❤️❤️

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@codekillerz5392

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE I swear to god you guys made a video on this YEARS ago

i saw this on my recommendation a few days ago and the thumbnail didnt load and when i read the title, i was like "what???" until i got it on my recommendation again and saw the thumbnail

I think I remember something about owls having one ear slightly higher than the other, and this trait enabling them to be able to gage how high or low a sound came from in addition to what direction. That seems pretty cool and like something worth including.

“We’ve decided on no neck at all. I know, everyone’s worst fear” Big Ed: am I a joke to you?

@LuchadorMasque

3 жыл бұрын

Yes . . . Yes you are

@bunnykinz

3 жыл бұрын

Lol 😂

@kennethsummers6857

3 жыл бұрын

So Big Ed was perfection after all?

@memovalle47

3 жыл бұрын

At first I thought it was him

@chrisbelli445

3 жыл бұрын

Old

What I thought when I saw the thumbnail: It's not a human it's an underwater elf!

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

as ocean levels increase ... WHO KNOWS!

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE Why are you gae?

@zeriph6054

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 again cause they can

@cdy9956

3 жыл бұрын

Nah

@ameliagoesontour

3 жыл бұрын

@@michaeldaunicorn5314 Why do you care?

The thumbnail alone inspires commentary: I haven’t seen the video but it will surely visit me in my nightmares-

I was in school today and we where learning about ways we can change the human body with different animal parts and they shows us this-

We can’t go with the Octopus’s eyes if they’re light sensitive right? Ohhhh, imagine when the sun hits your eyes!! Evolved human: 🔥👄🔥

@BlessedToBeSaved333

3 жыл бұрын

I was thinking owl!

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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@th3radlad_727

2 жыл бұрын

Just flip our receptors so they’re *not* facing backwards, bam cephalopod 20 20 vision

@ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T

2 жыл бұрын

LmFAO

I choked when you mentioned a sore throat. Let's get rid of our necks.

@savvivixen8490

3 жыл бұрын

Funny you mention that-

@NonDelusional74611

3 жыл бұрын

Would you believe the solution is as simple as not eating dead animals

@vesper7750

3 жыл бұрын

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist this is revolting and disgusting, please mind where you comment about these kinds of things. (coming from a vegan)

"BLOOP, gotta go!!" - I died 🤣

Alligators: I have a knife in my head, but I can walk it off Humans: aaaa, I forgot to brush my teeth yesterday, now I have a toothache

How do you forget the sinuses, the worst part of Humans

@sharlharmakhis280

3 жыл бұрын

urgh SAME I swear mine are both sentient and *evil*

@AmaraJordanMusic

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah it’s a mess up in there!

@MaryAnnNytowl

2 жыл бұрын

This is so true, it hurts. Like, literally hurts... my sinuses are so bad, my ENT doc wants to do surgery! 😫

@EmiTheGreat

2 жыл бұрын

Get rid of them.

@AtaraxianWist

2 жыл бұрын

Like to abolish sinuses! It's a flawed and harmful system!

You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like

@josephfield6903

3 жыл бұрын

I like your name

@n1ckster055

3 жыл бұрын

@@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4 I don't care

i feel like your taking for granted how amazing the human body is and how remarkable it is how we are the way we are. I don't get offended that often but this video really ticked me off

The bone structure ideas for orthopedic perfection was a amazing route!

Until woman's bodies can just absorb their periods, we're not evolved enough....(goes to buy tampons...)

@ayushmaan8423

3 жыл бұрын

I wish we were doing oestrous cycle rather 😢

@JoseRamos-hp2vg

3 жыл бұрын

@God nerfed me disgusting

@russtralia6428

3 жыл бұрын

IKR?? No other animal has periods but apparently humans need em

@asude1

3 жыл бұрын

@God nerfed me Yeah 😂

@russtralia6428

3 жыл бұрын

@God nerfed me I’m not but that’s very understandable

"We've been breaking our ankles for millions of years" Sangwoo: Gotta keep the tradition going

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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@gnostic423

3 жыл бұрын

True

@geoffandreinunez5132

2 жыл бұрын

@@AzureKnightz Explain. Why did yyou make us like this?

@movedaccountscyayalls7119

2 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@ilikemilk7833

2 жыл бұрын

Damn Yoonbum really can't take a break

I love AsapScience. honestly genius.

Instead of removing neck I would prefer if we have strong necks which can move in 360; angle.lol.

So, if we mate with an ostrich, we would have a perfect offspring, if possible

@TheRealJetJaguar

3 жыл бұрын

Anyway, that's how i got banned from the zoo

@thecristal4312

3 жыл бұрын

If we're able to insert the genes responsible for those legs in an ostrich into our own DNA, then yeah, it's possible

@venomenace

3 жыл бұрын

Offstrich? Ostring? Idk 🤷‍♂️..

@desu38

3 жыл бұрын

Don't get any ideas.

@herauthon

3 жыл бұрын

we be carried around as huge eggs.. and other ostrimen look and babble at it.. in praise..

Me as a straight woman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO BREASTS???

@merciefrink1299

3 жыл бұрын

Same, but no breasts=no bra=less back pain

@Itsyovice

3 жыл бұрын

@@merciefrink1299 well bras just limit back pain

@MissLilyputt

3 жыл бұрын

@@Itsyovice back pain would be lessened by not having breasts but you can wear a corset or back brace that is much better at reducing back pain than wearing a bra

@Itsyovice

3 жыл бұрын

@@MissLilyputt ye

@captaincorundum9788

3 жыл бұрын

@@MissLilyputt But have you seen what a corset does to the body?

I just now discovered your channel. I am enjoying it. For me, I would be so much better off if my CNS and brain aren't super 'touchy' and be a on fight and flight a lot for situations that are not even close to be dangerous.

“Would you reproduce with that” “ive done worse” LORDDDD

The way that this video has taught me more abt evolution and human anatomy than school ever has

@chimken3954

3 жыл бұрын

America's education system is so broken

@Tenordrumthunder

3 жыл бұрын

Yes lol

@jordanelotlan3895

3 жыл бұрын

But we are all gonna forget about it by tomorrow

@handisukarya861

3 жыл бұрын

You're doing school wrong

@emi_not_emmy

3 жыл бұрын

@@handisukarya861 School is doing us wrong

I've started to enjoy these videos more now that they're showing more of their character in them. I subscribed for the science, I stayed for the humor. They seem hilarious.

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

WE BLUSH!!!

@recluseren

3 жыл бұрын

yessss I always wondered what they looked like when it was just voices and whiteboard, now it feels like my smart friends are teaching me instead of a teacher lol

@AyaCedric

3 жыл бұрын

unfortunately.. it had the opposite effect on me.. I love their old videos when it's just straight to the point with all the beautiful drawings.. not a fan of them now.. (maybe because I'm a homophobe? idk).. just not a fan of them now.. sorry.. hopefully, I'm the only one who felt this.. I unsubscribed, but still wish you guys good luck in the future.. (I may be homophobe, but I'm not a monster who would just lash out in the comments and spreading hate lol)

@recluseren

3 жыл бұрын

@@AyaCedric oh, well thanks for not being overtly cruel about it. as a bi woman I can try to answer questions if you want to understand something specific, it seems you're heading towards a non-homophobic mindset already

@AyaCedric

3 жыл бұрын

@@recluseren awwee.. it's alright.. I'll try to manage this on my own.. thank you for being kind though..

the fish analogy is very good

I'd say that having an octopus eye would be not be ideal seeing as they can only see in greyscale. Also I like my neck very much, being able to look side to side is very important and I'd say that being constricted to look in one direction would make car accidents happen more often, so we would be essentially be sacrificing the ability to avoid car crashes in favor of survivability in car crashes which does not seem like the best way to go about things

@xman-ui4cb

2 жыл бұрын

Also another point is that I'm pretty sure ostrich feet are evolved to have backwards knees, and while there are omnidirectional knees on this new human, I'm not sure they would function together with the ostrich feet very well

When i was a child, i got forced to take ballet classes, but my parents found out that my feet is very stretchable and strong, i could stand up with my toes flipped to the other side and i could grab a pen with my toes, I’m very glad about what they’ve done now 🙂

“Removing the lowest ribs so that we can...” 😏 “Noooo. Moving on...” Had to replay that a few times to get the joke haha

@sofialyric

3 жыл бұрын

???

@1stepatatime

3 жыл бұрын

i still dont get it xD

@lauralettau

3 жыл бұрын

@@1stepatatime good lmao

@cutehelp5939

3 жыл бұрын

There's no joke... he's just explaining that removing lower ribs is obvious for more flexibility in body

@speed7492

3 жыл бұрын

*ASAPSCIENCE* has always been my inspiration! Please help me! My mom said If I reach 18k comments in the song here featured in this channel. She will buy me an airpods I hope you can help me to achieve it. I'm begging you guys!!!!

Sounds like a super villan origin story.

We have our breathing tube and eating tube so close togethar it’s terible (defiantly gotta change that) also I think some axolotle genes would be good aswell also eye stalks to complement our no neck and gills aswell preferable external ones also so close to 10 mill !

Asap: we will remove balls Every male: YES hot days are no longer a threat!

@ernestochang1744

2 жыл бұрын

Or a soccer ball at 15 mph

@cowdogin

2 жыл бұрын

@@ernestochang1744 even worse: a baseball

@unknownwarriorprescoknight8586

2 жыл бұрын

Or hockey puck

@grandheadass9476

2 жыл бұрын

Tucking the balls would kill your spem

@voidboi2831

2 жыл бұрын

@@grandheadass9476 what about animals that already tuck it in? How would it even kill them, even if that was correct?

Brb. I’m getting surgery to replace my entire body with that of an ostrich.

@AsapSCIENCE

3 жыл бұрын

honestly, we can only stan the ostrich

@ToriCastell

3 жыл бұрын

@@AsapSCIENCE OSTRICH SUPREMACY

@siddhisuryawanshi6887

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 🤣 tell me how it goes ~

@ToriCastell

3 жыл бұрын

@@siddhisuryawanshi6887 I will!!

@siddhisuryawanshi6887

3 жыл бұрын

@@ToriCastell so after the covid situation ends plan a date for it 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 I will get the media. The first person to ever have ostrich legs and body lol

The thumbnail guy went full sage mode😂😂

Good God why haven't I found this channel sooner

@danm9390

2 жыл бұрын

They aren’t scientists.

I mean, there are stories I have heard of people with ostrich feet as an extremely rare condition here in Southern Africa. So evolution might not be done with us yet😅 Edit: I googled it and its a tiny people group called the VaDoma in Zimbabwe...the scientific condition of having ostrich feet called ectrodactyly.

@veryconfused9768

3 жыл бұрын

Ohh

@extropiantranshuman

2 жыл бұрын

I remember that. It's not the same - those people can't walk with it, but you're right! Maybe it's a sign we shouldn't do that?

“As for our testes they hang outside exposed to trauma” Every guy: *I felt that*

@adeshpoz

3 жыл бұрын

The perfectly evolved human is the one in your profile pic lol.

@Alexoperplexo

3 жыл бұрын

@@adeshpoz so me?

@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4

3 жыл бұрын

suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on KZread "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🥰

@zw9601

3 жыл бұрын

@@adeshpoz yes

@michaeldaunicorn5314

3 жыл бұрын

Why are you gae? Edit: Thanks for all the likes!

I love how the first bit of information we learn isn't one of the changes we would have to evolve, but that Mitch has a foot fetish.

I love the "what if" energy in this one

"no animal is perfectly evolved..." *laughs in Great White Shark*

@CheesyNoodle134

3 жыл бұрын

*laughs in great white shark with lungs* Human: cries in food

@randomguynolonger727yearsa9

3 жыл бұрын

Humans 100 years later: Human: *Laughs in pollution*

@lcdream4213

3 жыл бұрын

@@CheesyNoodle134 *laughs with great white shark with wings*

@Rudxain

3 жыл бұрын

Forgot crocodile, literally immortal, fast and strong

@midgetman4206

3 жыл бұрын

naw man, it's the cuttlefish

Humans are supposed to evolve into Blaziken

@dogerswag

3 жыл бұрын

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist ok

@bigsmokecat3566

3 жыл бұрын

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist dude this is a youtube channel

@cJ44588

3 жыл бұрын

@watch Earthlings documentary be an activist 👅🐤🥩🐮🍖🐖🥓🐔🍗

I’m a guy, and I loved this design. Then, I heard about the movement of the testes, and loved it even more! Now we just need to merge both wast exit paths into one!

I feel like this "perfect human body" thing was too revolved around car crashes. Like getting rid of our neck? You need that to look around, without it you'd be pretty restricted.

The perfectly evolved human is actually a pigeon

@TheFerretofEarth

3 жыл бұрын

The more scientific name is the stereotypical american

@GemelierMusicOficial

3 жыл бұрын

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Interesting to watch. But in reality, we can never understand the structural & functional wisdom behind these body parts until we loss it, right?

Wow , thank you for making videos

So, um I'd love to evolve into a Graham ostrich octopus please!

“We’ve decided on no neck at all” No neck Ed: I am 4 parallel universes ahead of you

@soapydragon5741

3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious

@25kgplantsmake1kgbeefmosts4

3 жыл бұрын

suffocated inside plastic bags, ground up alive, or gassed to death by the billions yearly... that's what happens to chicks in the egg industry. CASTRATION, tail docking, and other forms of mutilation such as teeth yanking, dehorning, beek filing, etc. are performed on other animals WITHOUT PAIN RELIEF. These are STANDARD practices done to farm animals across the globe. Look up what a gestation crate is on Google, imagine being confined there & not being able to take a step forward, backward, or even turn around. You'd think after all that they can die a peaceful death, but no during transit depending on how far away the slaughterhouse is, many of the animals die from thrist, heat, & the cold. If you watch interviews with ex-slaughterhouse workers they maintain that a lot of animals remain conscious as they're hung upside down choking on their own blood. When you buy animal products, you are funding the atrocities committed unto animals. According to the American Dietetic Association (consisting of 100,000 professionals in health and nutrition) we can thrive on a vegan diet at every stage of life: pregnancy, lactation & infancy. This is backed by the British Dietetic association, the Canadian Dietic Association, the NHS, as well as many other. Furthermore, meat consumption is absolutely devastating for the environment. The United Nation published a 40 page report titled Livestock's Long Shadow detailing every envionmental issue we face as a result of animal agriculture. The list is extensive everything from global warming, climate change, water pollution, resource depletion, antibiotics resistance, deforestation (to make room for feed crops) leading to habitat loss and species extinction at an unprecedented rate... and so on Still insist we have valid reasons for meat consumption? Look up "earthling ed ted talk every argument against veganism" he will debunk all the best points waged against veganism To the vegetatians out therewho arent aware of the cruelty of dairy and eggs. Please look up "why aren't vegans just vegetarian earthling ed" here on KZread "...but protein, b12, dha, etc!) - See my playlist, The videos in my playlist will dispel any misconception you might have about nutrition, there's also good documentaries on animal agri. in my playlist🌽🌱🥰

@article580

3 жыл бұрын

Kinda what I was thinking

Thank God there's no perfection-I couldn't even imagine humans evolving like this 😂

@emperoremyhriv4968

2 жыл бұрын

More like Thank God that he already created us in the perfect form .

@gloria4567

2 жыл бұрын

Hallelujah yeshua

@phantomwarrior8686

2 жыл бұрын

But our body is actually terrible. Weak, slow, susceptible to disease, easily breakable or killed, with useless or even bad parts like br3asts, thyroid, appendix, feet, etc So yeah, we have pretty bad bodies.

@gloria4567

2 жыл бұрын

@@phantomwarrior8686 It's like no one cares where they put their genitals and then act surprised they aren't perfect. Yall blend the portal of life with literal garbage

@phantomwarrior8686

2 жыл бұрын

@@gloria4567 our evolution is only mental. That's what made us alive. If we weren't a smart species we would go extinct in 10 years with this body.

this would explain why I have a habit of walking on my toes when I'm not wearing shoes

This is so cool I always wonder what humans will look like many evolutions later!

“Smish! Smash! Just killed a dog.” Lmfao this caught me so off guard i snorted

@benando00

3 жыл бұрын

Same🤣

God: you guys want every one to be perfectly evolved? Everyone: yes! Women: *have no boobs* Everyone: Take it back! Take it back!!

@extropiantranshuman

2 жыл бұрын

if you remove the female body parts, get rid of the male body parts too and we'll all look the same! Like a robot. Male body parts don't have to stick out.

It’s been 9 months. Is there a perfectly evolved baby born yet?

11:46 So, the perfect human is not a human, actually it is a Furby.

human feet and ankles are better at turning on the spot. also human knees allow that kind of movement to be stable simply because they don't actually flex sideways. a pouch in humans would make it pretty darn difficult to move around since it's blocking the muscle structure needed to turn the waist. unless you're planning to walk around with your legs spread like tree dwellers or hop everywhere like a kangaroo. lungs that cycle air would stop humans being able to hold their breath for too long. better hope you don't have to go underwater at some point, for example a car crash in a body of water. directional ears may be better for focusing on sound at a certain point but it makes them worse at hearing sounds around you. good luck trying to get your friend's attention when they are turned the other way. having the extra cushion vessels in the ribs certainly helps in a car crash but it would be a breeding ground for viruses that would infect the lungs. be prepared to get flu often and probably die from pneumonia when you get older. - humans are actually pretty well adapted for most things. in fact the entire primate family is a good example of the pinnacle of evolution. people often think it's the human race's intelligence alone that gave them that ability. sorry to disappoint but humans are by far not the smartest creatures on the planet. what they are however is the best combination of advantageous traits available. that's why they're so successful and dominated the planet.

@colmlooney5843

2 жыл бұрын

You do realise swans hold their breath. Its kinda practical when they... you know... dive underwater to get food or to clean themselves...

@potaton1342

2 жыл бұрын

I was thinking there thinking was wrong because we would have gone towards that direction if we needed it

@dentlos806

2 жыл бұрын

The big reason we're so successful is more due to our cooperativity rather than intelect

@theramfam4353

2 жыл бұрын

We are the smartest animals on the plant though?

@dentlos806

2 жыл бұрын

@@theramfam4353 we're just too lazy to use our full brain power, if we did, we'd probably trounce even the best of supercomputers

"Would you reproduce with that?" wouldn't the evolutionary process also affect our preferences tho?

@fennet.7751

3 жыл бұрын

If you look the same than that's the norm.

The Human body is wonderfully designed and beautiful to look at. We take our healthy bodies for granted

"our feet have arches that act as shock absorbers" me with flat feet and no arches whatsoever: :|