I called my son and said, "Listen, your mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is enough!" My son said, "Dad, what are you talking about? Have you lost your mind?" I said, “We can't stand the sight of each other any longer. I'm sick of her face, and I'm sick of talking about this! Call your sister and tell her." Then I hung up the phone. Shocked and worried, my son called and told his sister. She said, "Like hell they are!" She called me and said, "You are not getting divorced! Don't do another thing. The two of us are flying home tomorrow to talk about this. Until then, do not call a lawyer or file any papers. DO YOU HEAR ME!?", and hung up the phone. I turned to my wife and said, "Honey, they’re both coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own airfare!"

@hodanibrahim8983

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg

@tabethacrysel4692

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@katrinabaker4490

10 ай бұрын

WOW😂😂😂😂😂

@tuc1113

10 ай бұрын

😂😅🤣

@kallisapowell-wq7lf

10 ай бұрын

😅😅😅

DID NOT REALIZE THIS WAS A JOKE AT FIRST. HAD TO LISTEN TO IT TWICE. GREAT DELIVERY.

@retrogameryasuke

9 ай бұрын

I caught all the other ones except for the "who ray" (hooray) part I had to hear that part😂😂😂

@TriceTyme

9 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@lorer1488

8 ай бұрын

Oh, thanks. Esa no la habría sacado nunca xd Y me diste la idea de solo escuchar lo que decía, entonces pude entender lo demás 😁

@teorror8729

8 ай бұрын

You and me both. This was very well done and I truly hope it's his original bit. If it's joke theft, then shame him straight to hell. If it's his, 9/10 for corny dad jokes 👏🏼👏🏼

@AfrilishAliceRN

7 ай бұрын

I was about to call it mental illness. I'm a nurse but guess I'm slow. 😅😂 🐌🐌🐌🐌

It took me ENTIRELY too long to realize this was satire 😭😭😭

@emilio_s6735

3 ай бұрын

What is a satire?

@maxwilliam1063

3 ай бұрын

@@emilio_s6735 Basically something that sounds real but it's actually like a joke for humor purposes!

@nobuhlengema4102

3 ай бұрын

Lol

@suefleming

2 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@asilah3164

2 ай бұрын

Perfect delivery! 😅😅😅

1) Confusion 2) Confusion 3) Oh my god 4) 10/10

Who, ray? = Hooray! Why July? = Why did ya lie? these went RIGHT over my head.

@juanitagartley937

10 ай бұрын

Just the who Ray= hooray for me. Thanks.

@_im_THAT_band_kid_

10 ай бұрын

@@juanitagartley937 np! took me about 5 re watches 🥲😅

@pattytoscano9569

10 ай бұрын

Thanks for the help!

@happyngulube1871

10 ай бұрын

Thank you

@nope..123

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for that, watched it several times

Bro took misunderstanding to a new level 💀

@totesmagotes3688

10 ай бұрын

@@rozannayiannakis477my dad is dEd. I’ve been pronouncing it wrong my whole life 😢😂

@Biincg

6 ай бұрын

Definitely

@ms9771

3 ай бұрын

She was not human just had the face of a woman

@sv6775

3 ай бұрын

𝘔𝘮𝘩𝘮𝘮… *L🤭L*

@Milenrama1220

15 күн бұрын

miss understanding

Ok, but some people are really this dumb... My dad said "I need to go by the store on the way home" and I replied, "You can afford to buy a store???" It keeps me up at night. Thankfully my husband is very patient with me 😅

@abeth217

2 ай бұрын

Good one! 😂

@siraphatdao-cl4xv

2 ай бұрын

Huh

@beautifulplaces2703

2 ай бұрын

Just casually buy a store on the way home.

@Yraur

2 ай бұрын

4-20-24 Patient with you? What does that mean?

@kuroknight5103

2 ай бұрын

@kcorrr he doesn't yell at me when I make mistakes, he just patiently explains what he means if I don't understand

I didn’t get it until the “10 is too many” punchline

I see a dad jokes professional here

Dude seriously just single-handedly conceived, created and won the 'Dad Joke: World Championship'. 😎😎😎

@Timmybarron

11 ай бұрын

Conceived is too much credit. I merely created the story. The jokes were either inspired or ripped off from memes. But thank you 😊

@tomschmidt9923

10 ай бұрын

Ima go w/ CONCEIVED

@javiarcamaro7178

10 ай бұрын

He got the Dad joke diseas a bit too early, most men start to show symptoms the moment that strip turns positive, sadly for this man symptoms happened before a child was created to stabilize the disease 🦠 sad tale, please support these non dads by just saying “ok dad” because they really need it 😢

@commerciallyspeaking

10 ай бұрын

@@javiarcamaro7178 Why is everyone assuming her doesn't have kids? I think he has two daughters.

@1truthseeking8

10 ай бұрын

​@@Timmybarroni mack you late eh jack late i son ?

He looks like he is about to cry. Amazing delivery

Dad Humor Level 3000😂😅

I didn’t realize it was a joke until the end, great acting man

@regularperson5647

11 ай бұрын

Bruh i caught on at the first one 😂

@ivoryfyall2398

11 ай бұрын

Yoo. I'm feeling sorry for him😂😂😂😂I'm like damnnn I glad you got rid of her. 😢😢😢😢😢

@Refentsemohutsioa_

10 ай бұрын

U.sumb

@-Alexthefurry-

10 ай бұрын

Wait this was a joke? I was about to go nuts on this guy 💀

@Mystic76s

10 ай бұрын

😂

It's not just the great puns, it's the genius dramatic delivery!

@melodylonganglin997

10 ай бұрын

Nice job. Jajaja…Oddly, there are people like this person in the pun. They take everything wrong.

@stephenross3838

10 ай бұрын

Unbelievably true.

@MirabelSmith-lh8tx

4 ай бұрын

Unbelievable

@Schneidermariam1

12 күн бұрын

Can we be friends

I need to process like a calculus before I get the Dad joke. 1. Who Ray? (Hooray!) 2. 10 (drinks), tomorrow, 3. Dad (Dead)

This is called intelligent satire.

@Milenrama1220

15 күн бұрын

Sat. Tire.

@Schneidermariam1

12 күн бұрын

Can we be friends?

Man I thought he was serious at first 😂

@pamelamohn5931

10 ай бұрын

The first line went over my head at first; probably because we had a neighbor named Ray who died. But I got it on July; why'd you lie.😂😂

Bruh, his delivery made me think he was serious at first. He’s good

Damn, the execution on this was pretty much perfect. I normally pick up on these, but you got me up until the end 😂

👍😂Yeppers ya got me! I didn’t realize this was a joke. 😆🤣😂

This guy sent 10 of his best puns into a contest, hoping one would win, but... No pun in ten did.

@ItalianoWithJodina

10 ай бұрын

ahhhhh hahahahaha!

@SchrodingersMath

6 ай бұрын

🤔......👍🔥......😅

@KingdomOfLosers_

5 ай бұрын

Lmaooo underrated comment

@motherhoodunfiltered1754

5 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

@154angel154

4 ай бұрын

WHITTY AF!!!

Mannnnn she divorced YOU!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AS-yz2iz

10 ай бұрын

😂

@phh.8393

9 ай бұрын

Looks like she had enough 😂

I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you needed that 😂

I can’t believe so many in the comments didn’t realize this was a joke from the very start. 😆

I had to watch this 3 times to get what was happening.

@DColskoolCMoore61

11 ай бұрын

Me too!

@Bella-zz4je

10 ай бұрын

You are not alone😂😂😂😂

@andreasbendix1893

10 ай бұрын

Nah bro

@magnesium_mg0

10 ай бұрын

Same

@TheItalianMafia

10 ай бұрын

1. "Hooray?" 2. "Why'd you lie" 3. He thought she was telling him how to pronounce it

Dude, I had to watch a second time to actually grasp the humor. You're a genius.

@trialgoddess

10 ай бұрын

Yes, he is. His looks and voice are perfect to deliver these straight.

@saxpoobielex7769

10 ай бұрын

It took your comment for me to realize. I was like, " What did she do, that so horrible?" Because I didn't see it.😅

😂 the fact it took me a few times, then I checked the comments then listened again and then finally got it 🤣🤣

😂😂😂😂😂 omg sounded serious at first you got me "That's way too many 💀

For the those who don’t understand: 1. He thought the wife said hooray. 2. He thought his wife said Why you lie? 3. He thought the doctor called his dad, ”dead". 4. He thought tomorrow she was gonna drink ten.

@rainydaylady6596

10 ай бұрын

Thank you for number three. I've watched and watched and couldn't figure out that one. 🤣😂🤣🖖💕

@d.a.tsun5104

10 ай бұрын

My manager likes to start a meeting with corny dad jokes. Everybody laughs. I don't get them. Someone always has to explain to me. So thank you.

@PlaneMusic46294

10 ай бұрын

no worrys guys

@havalonsjourney

10 ай бұрын

Thank you

@warrenroy5376

10 ай бұрын

Thank you. I now understand what the trouble was. The only one i understand was the last one about 10.

You had me up until that first punchline 😂😂😂 these are some good dad jokes! Great delivery.

Who? Ray? > Hooray Why July? Why'd u lie? Pronounced dead (dead sounds like dad) How about 10:00? How about 10?

10 drinks? That's should had been a red flag 😂😂

Husband: Our neighbor died Wife: Who Ray (husband hears: "hurray" Husband: Not appropriate cheer at that moment. Husband: When I told her my favorite month was coming up. Wife: Why July (husband hears: "why you lie) Husband: I didn't Husband: When my dad passed away. He was at the hospital. I couldn't make it before his death. And when I got there she told me that the doctor said that my dad was pronounced dead. (Husband's understanding that the word DAD was mispronounced as DEAD) Husband: There's no way I've been mispronouncing it (from DAD to DEAD) in my entire life. But she kept defending the doctor. That's the joke which cracks my head how to analyze it. 🤯🤯

@tanethpalma4818

10 ай бұрын

That make sense awesome... I can't understand, now I know. Thanks

@benemarrie5354

10 ай бұрын

This was so helpful😁... by the way, such an underrated comment

@aaa-tm2kp

9 ай бұрын

Genius!

@vital1000

9 ай бұрын

I appreciate

@nikoletaskountrianou6421

9 ай бұрын

Τhank you i finally understood 😂😮

Bro took misunderstanding to a whole nother level💀

@lulugen

10 ай бұрын

he even cried 😂

@patriciacole8773

10 ай бұрын

It can really be like that too with some people

Thanks for this chuckle! I needed it just now...

God tier dad jokes

Very well done! The end was the best! “…how about 10, no that’s way too many” clever wording 👍😀

@dianaargudo8085

10 ай бұрын

What does that mean ....

How could he say this entire thing with a straight face?!

The funniest part of this joke, aside from its delivery and timeliness, is that people are commenting on something they don't get or understand; but there they are contributing their grain of sand to the betterment of humanity!

@berryhij1

2 ай бұрын

Kind of scary, huh?

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂boy your crazy a$& has me going for a minute. I was obviously not paying attention

Had to listen a second time to hear what I was missing.

@KimMartin1969

10 ай бұрын

Same!

@twilightshealy4152

10 ай бұрын

I had to read the comments to figure out what was going on.... I'm still trying to get some of them. I'm overthinking them. 😕

@amydartist9209

10 ай бұрын

Same 😂

@Cavernvision

10 ай бұрын

Had to hear it and not read the text on a couple of those.

@user-ii9ft5zz4t

10 ай бұрын

I’m still not getting it😖

Having to watch this the second time made me realize I wasn't as quick witted as I thought 🤣🤣🤣

He be trolling us like😂

ROFL!! I loved this!! Totally fooled me.

Not gonna lie. You almost had me. 😂😂😂

@gyanibibi2883

10 ай бұрын

Why July!?? 😂

Dude, you did her a favour 😅

@PTRRanger951

10 ай бұрын

He’s literally the funniest man on KZread with this video. The fact he was able to deliver individual jokes, with their own punch line, into a story is awesome.

I caught everything from the start, and I'm rolling😂😂

The dad jokes that you don't realize are dad jokes the first time through lol

The fact he kept a straight face like everything actually happened made it that much more funnier

@georgevarughese4886

10 ай бұрын

True 👍🏽 ✔️

@illbeyourhuckleberry6484

10 ай бұрын

Even his voice a little upset about his Dad.

@thomasmartin3471

10 ай бұрын

More funny

@djordje721

10 ай бұрын

I stopped watching when I saw painted nails.

@M.M.Sofaworld

10 ай бұрын

​@@illbeyourhuckleberry6484q@@q

After watching this twice I finally got it🤣 this guy's straight face and acting skills are so good I believed it was real until the second time!!🙀😹

@patricecunninghamakaintern2833

10 ай бұрын

I still don't get it

@peytonarredondo

10 ай бұрын

Think about her answers Her: who ray? Him hearing: Hooray

Oh my god!!! You got me good! I thought I was having a stroke. Like what? 😅

It took me a long second to figure it out but I haven't stopped chucking since. Lmao

It's all in the delivery. Well done, my dude. 👍

@Timmybarron

10 ай бұрын

Thank you

Communication is key to a successful relationship.😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 the dad jokes power is strong with this one

I came here by searching for divorce support videos and landed here. This is freakin hilarious. Thanks for the laughs

this is why you listen when ppl talk to you

You’re a GENIUS, man. A freakin’ genius….. and with a straight face. AMAZING

@Mushroom321-

2 ай бұрын

Right!!😅

@coolcat3452

12 күн бұрын

Still don’t get the daddy joke lol!!!😂😂😢

Man! You got me laughing on the train. 😂😂😂

I sooooooo needed this laugh!!! “That’s way too many!” 😡

What a crackup! Who Ray? Not hooray! Why do you lie? Not July! The doctor pronounced the dad’s name dead!” Not just some drinks today but tomorrow 10 drinks!”😂😂😂😂😂

@senijoral3880

10 ай бұрын

Thanks to you i can finally understand the joke 😂😂😂

@blueocean402

10 ай бұрын

Me too! I was wondering what was the whole message about?

@reneesaunders2704

10 ай бұрын

😂

@PepTalkTillYouDrop

10 ай бұрын

Is still don't get it 😕😵‍💫

@michellemanagbanag5762

10 ай бұрын

Hahahaha now I know,😅

Hilarious!!! His dadpan delivery was perfection! 😂😂😂😂😂

@chocbadboy

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

This guy is crazy talented lol

You had me in the first half NGL 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

A divorce is probably the best thing you've ever given her.

@stephenross3838

10 ай бұрын

😂

@gloriamrales-king8606

10 ай бұрын

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 But he is funny!!

@liorobin4130

10 ай бұрын

😢😂😂😂😂😅

@dantoinettetaylor1663

10 ай бұрын

It’s supposed to be a joke

@gloriamrales-king8606

10 ай бұрын

@@dantoinettetaylor1663 It was actually REALLY funny!! But he's good, because he keeps a straight face!!!

I felt terrible initially, got confused in the middle, and then laughed at the end. LOL.

@whatever7004

10 ай бұрын

Lol me too 😅

@ZC-hi8ir

10 ай бұрын

I'm still confused after watching it twice 😭

@soachanh7887

10 ай бұрын

@@ZC-hi8ir "Hooray", "Why you lie?", "Dad" should be pronounced "dead", 10 (drinks) tomorrow.

@ZC-hi8ir

10 ай бұрын

​@@soachanh7887sorry Im still confused,, I'm reaching out to a lawyer 😂😂😂😅

@soachanh7887

10 ай бұрын

​@@ZC-hi8ir She said, "Who, Ray?". He hears it as "Hooray!". "Why July?" He hears is as "Why you lie?" "Dad was pronounced dead", he interprets it as "Dad" should be pronounced/called as "dead" She said, "How about 10 (o'clock) tomorrow?" He interprets as her saying, "how about 10 (drinks) tomorrow"

When I finally got the "mispronouncing dad" my ass cracked

I half asleep and hella confused

Jeez dude. I listened to this 5 times to make sense of the last thing, then realized this guy has the most gutwrenching style of joke telling ever. Legendary 😂

😂😂😂😂😂. When we got to “Why July” I got it 😂😂😂😂

@whitemanbaydlag1871

10 ай бұрын

I dont get it, can u explain?

@sm00gzbear

10 ай бұрын

​@@whitemanbaydlag1871cuz july

@whitemanbaydlag1871

10 ай бұрын

@@Average_human_being. thank you above average human being

@randolphedward8152

10 ай бұрын

​@@Average_human_being.Why did he lie about what?

@pamelamohn5931

10 ай бұрын

Same here; then I had to go back and listen to the first line.

This got me good took me 6 times to realise he was just fucking around haha

Yoooo lol shit went over my head I felt stupid when I realized all the jokes 😂

I was like, huh?? I literally had to listen twice😂 Well executed, sir!

@finabond8926

10 ай бұрын

Confused jokes, but funny, after I add up the words.

Sooo true....Ppl divorce most often, bc of miscommunication, until there is no connection, anymore.

@PTRRanger951

10 ай бұрын

Or people watching this not getting everything he says has its own punch line. Who Ray? Not appropriate to cheer (Hooray!). Month, why July? (Why’d you lie). Pronounced Dad Dead ( He’s been pronouncing dad wrong his entire life). 10 Tomorrow. (10am not 10 drinks).

Oh my ! I had to listen to it 3 times before realizing it was a joke 😂😂

Oh man the "dead" had me laughing out loud pretty hard. Took me a minute.

Got chills on the second punchline as all the pieces fell together. Subtle delivery was brilliantly executed.

I seriously had to listen to this twice before I got it. Good job

I had to watch it twice before I realized I got dad joked

I had to listen to it more than once to get it...

@2112jp

10 ай бұрын

Same

@catrinafraser5086

10 ай бұрын

I am doing same.

@babilx6216

10 ай бұрын

Me too

@killtheorangeclown7883

10 ай бұрын

Ooofff.. I am not the only one...

@amoalosperros9672

10 ай бұрын

Well here is another one ☝️. I thought: well , maybe because English is not my first language but , now I know that’s not the reason 😅

this is a great video, really makes me rethink the meaning of love

@e.t.2914

11 ай бұрын

Did you miss that he's just making puns?

@caspeezy

11 ай бұрын

@@e.t.2914 💀 whats next, youre gonna try to tell me that monty python isnt a serious movie? you obviously dont know what youre talking about. this video was 100% meant to be deep and inspirational.

@e.t.2914

11 ай бұрын

I guess you got it 😆

@ItalianoWithJodina

10 ай бұрын

bwahahahahaha!

My neighbor actually goes by Ray 💀

The "who ray" joke went straight over my head😂

OMG! Why did I have to watch this twice and focus waaaayyyy too hard! 😂😂😂

This made me lol, solidly crafted jokes

The serious face is savage🤭

Very smart. You should be a stand up comedian 😂 I had to watch this video twice to understand the humor.

I thought it was serious not until I heard "the doctor pronounced him dead. I know I pronounce it right." 😂

Bro I listened to this video 10 times to finally come to the conclusion The way you introduced the plot twist 😅 brilliant.😅

I thought those were the bad reasons to divorce her. Then I'm like... oh.

15:22 Jimmy going through 3 different emotions in 5 seconds was the funniest part of the whole video

I didn't get it until the last one, then I had to listen all over again. Nice 😂

It took a few watchings...and reading the comments. Good job on being so serious. You couldn't have done that in one take. If so, you deserve an oscar.

I had to listen a second time and when I finally got it, it SENT ME! 😂😂😂

You wasted my time being nosey. I'm perfectly fine with that 😂😂😂😂

He's a master at joke delivery 🤣

“How about 10, tomorrow?” Oh, that’s wifee!🥰

@saariaaigner

10 ай бұрын

sorry i don't get this joke if this video a joke at all.

@princesscharis

10 ай бұрын

@@saariaaigner I didn't get the joke either..... I didn't understand anything. lol

@sydneypompilio5359

10 ай бұрын

​@@saariaaignershe meant how about 10pm tomorrow they get drinks. He thought she meant get 10 drinks tomorrow.

@sydneypompilio5359

10 ай бұрын

@saariaaigner she meant how about 10pm tomorrow they get drinks. He thought she meant get 10 drinks tomorrow. When he told her the neighbor died she said "who ray?" He thought she meant "hooray!!" As in cheering that the neighbor was dead like hip hip horay

@saariaaigner

10 ай бұрын

@@sydneypompilio5359 ahh ok. thank you

It was dad joke when I caught on, then the drink joke came right behind. This was a clever play on words and funny.

THAT TOOK ME A MINUTE 😂😂😂

I needed this giggle! 😂