‘the average human spends 20,560 minutes kissing’ I’ve got a lot of catching up to do.

@its_just_me8135

5 жыл бұрын

I'm a funny boy and you are not!!!! That’s what I was gonna say damn

@dxshawn532

5 жыл бұрын

@@its_just_me8135 just kidnap someone and kiss them till that time elapses then release them simple

@lettuceman1999

5 жыл бұрын

Nightengale Thief please tell me you’re joking

@its_just_me8135

5 жыл бұрын

Can someone elaborate I do not remember this comment?

@its_just_me8135

5 жыл бұрын

ii_Axeron -IA or understand it

If kissing is healthy, then I’m fucking dying.

@yashadityasehgal2305

3 жыл бұрын

The profile picture matches so well

@zoomiro1622

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@boing1oings

3 жыл бұрын

I’m already dead bro I’m 16 years old haven’t touched lips with anyone in my life

@ramenyoun501

3 жыл бұрын

@@boing1oings I feel you dude, I'm dead haha

@kikisakura8189

3 жыл бұрын

@@boing1oings don't give up hope... you still have so much time!! (Also, nice name lmao)

this went from kissing to knowing if someone's behind you

@mitskilover_jenna

Жыл бұрын

then to how uncertainty leads to attachment

@X.F.P.

Жыл бұрын

@@mitskilover_jenna yeah

@SupremeDP

Жыл бұрын

Your pfp makes this comment even better.

@AceroCarbono

Жыл бұрын

@@SupremeDP SO TRUE

@rainy_days2316

Жыл бұрын

some times thats what happens after a kiss

Basically this explains why people in toxic relationships have such strong feelings of love and attraction. It explains why it’s so hard for toxic couples to break up. The stress that their uncertain relationship brings is part of the equation that keeps the sparks alive for them 🤔

@justdavid6678

Жыл бұрын

yea my guess too

@mrtrollnator123

Жыл бұрын

On second thought, it kinda makes sense...

@carnagekabuto6693

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@pixurumaa

Жыл бұрын

that hit veeeery deep

@theinformedtoast3377

10 ай бұрын

Yo thats so interesting to think about, kudos to u

"So go out there and kiss someone today" I swear officer, that's what he told me to do.

@keeryeltetty2901

4 жыл бұрын

The joke is that its illegal to kiss a person without their permision on purpose

@Jacob-pz4ku

4 жыл бұрын

Spongebob SquarePants wait did anyone ask

@emapastrana9540

4 жыл бұрын

@@indy9381 r/cursedcomments

@mothMOV

4 жыл бұрын

I love that quote

@meli___

4 жыл бұрын

I swear I’m looking at this comment while it says 911

"An average human will spend 20,160 minutes kissing" Don't do that. Don't give me hope

@Anticipation-

4 жыл бұрын

Herpes is overrated anyways.

@latipahmowlani7795

4 жыл бұрын

Ok virgin (edit as of 9 months later: i'm a virgin to lol) (Edit 1 year: STOP REPLYING TO THIS, I DON'T EVEN KISS!!!!)

@karla3153

4 жыл бұрын

@@latipahmowlani7795 ok normie

@jesussmith8788

4 жыл бұрын

Abso 177 big facts

@_tomush_1898

4 жыл бұрын

@@coc8648 i changed it

Video went from how kissing affects our brain to how it is natural to be more affectionate to a person who is manipulative. Vsause videos always a roller coaster of knowledge I’ll give you that.

@yyeeozzz

6 ай бұрын

literally and then every vid is like 40 years old 😂😂😂

@mariotheundying

3 ай бұрын

@@yyeeozzz people in 30 years gonna relate to this reply

the uncertainty thing to me feels like, the first group of puppies thought "im going to get loved every time i approach them anyway, so i dont need to try so hard", the second group thinking "im going to be punished no matter what i do so there's no point in trying" but the third group thought "sometimes i get loved, so i should try getting more attached in hopes i will get loved more" it sounds quite sad actually

@Yeasfu

3 ай бұрын

But it all makes sense anyway

"Kissing burns 2-3 calories per minute" *Is that why im overweight?*

@isaacmeraz8095

3 жыл бұрын

Let’s lose weight together

@italyisntreal

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmeraz8095 HA GAYYYY

@isaacmeraz8095

3 жыл бұрын

@@italyisntreal don’t worry, you will be starting your fitness journey too

@italyisntreal

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaacmeraz8095 I- Do you have to hurt me?

@sta68

3 жыл бұрын

Or you're just American

Beginning: Kissing is neat End: Puppies with Stockholm syndrome

@harish7749

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@tyrawr4394

4 жыл бұрын

SPOILERRR

@akshaysodhi_1044

4 жыл бұрын

SPOILER!

@eastjavaID

4 жыл бұрын

Watch the vidio first! Before go to coment section...

@hushpuppytwix9572

4 жыл бұрын

@Afri An tellem

The fact that this was made in 2013, and is still as good as his videos are now, is astonishing.

@VikaGoose

3 ай бұрын

wtf? I didn't know that it was made in 2013. I thought it was from new videos

@dizzyk0ng

2 ай бұрын

@@VikaGooseomg me too

I love this guy’s enthusiasm it holds my attention. I wish a lot more teachers would deliver on this level

"So go out there and kiss someone today" If only it were that simple

@mariafoteini

8 жыл бұрын

true

@rexis91

8 жыл бұрын

+Maria Kazazaki it is so much easier for a girl to kiss someone XD

@mariafoteini

8 жыл бұрын

ReXis Game That's not true at all xD

@rexis91

8 жыл бұрын

+Maria Kazazaki trust me it is . A girl can simply go to a guy and ask him for a kiss and he will probably do it. If a guy does it he will be called a freak probably hahaj

@mariafoteini

8 жыл бұрын

ReXis Game Well i am a girl and trust me it is not easy at all xD firstly its very awkward to go to a stranger and kiss them for no reason for both males and females.Secondly it depends on the appearance of the girl..aaaand thirdly still it would be very awkward and the girl would probably be called a freak for doing so It depends on the country you live in as well :p

“Hey Michael, why do we kiss?” “Pac-Man and monkeys” “Oh okay”

@wafflestoast5228

5 жыл бұрын

Papa Shpee More like “somehow I understand”

@ratiemand4529

5 жыл бұрын

Papa Shpee 666th like

@obviouslymatt6452

5 жыл бұрын

Papa Shpee copied comment lmao

@catssucksatsmash8017

4 жыл бұрын

2,476th like

@austindarling9595

4 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣😂👌

Getting this in my recommendations 10yrs after it was uploaded feels GREAT!

@Unkown_24

7 ай бұрын

For real XD

@day0460

13 күн бұрын

11 yes fr😭😭

🎯 Key Takeaways for quick navigation: 00:00 💋 Introduction to Kissing - Introduces the concept of kissing and its significance. 00:25 🤔 The Peculiarity of Kissing - Reflects on the peculiar nature of kissing, touching on modern symbolism. 01:17 🍕 Evolutionary Link to Pac-Man and Kiss-Feeding - Connects Pac-Man's shape to kiss-feeding, exploring its historical practice. 02:11 👶 Kiss Feeding and Intimacy - Examines the historical significance of kiss-feeding and its link to mate selection. 03:57 👀 Human Sensitivity to Faces and Gaze - Explores human sensitivity to faces, emphasizing the evolutionary advantage. 06:40 🐒 Attachment and Controversial Experiments - Discusses Harlow's experiments, highlighting warmth's importance in attachment. 08:32 💔 The Paradox of Uncertainty and Attachment - Introduces the Polarity Principle and the impact of uncertainty on attachment. 10:41 🧠 Conquering Uncertainty for Better Decisions - Emphasizes turning uncertainty into knowledge for informed decision-making.

@anonymoususer.3311

7 ай бұрын

hee needs to pin this

@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357

6 ай бұрын

It’s been years I don’t think so

@quattuorvigintupletritrigi8357

6 ай бұрын

A decade

@billymckay1367

6 ай бұрын

How has this been ten years yet it’s so good quality

@ghost.ink.

6 ай бұрын

honestly the wire mother experiment just makes sense. one is warm and soft but does nothing, one is cold and hard and feeds and scares you. warm + soft = living being, cold + hard = synthetic being / non-organic being like a dead mother and a scary rock that sometimes has food

I bet Michael was the shit at PowerPoint presentations in High School.

@MrMaleasy

8 жыл бұрын

+bootypuff Well, I think that's how it all startet...with a presentation about ketchup!

@harrylonsdale3142

8 жыл бұрын

I would very much like to like this comment, but the you tube app on my phone doesn't support it.

@bootiepuff4507

8 жыл бұрын

Your comment means more to me, harry lonsdale. Thank you, harry lonsdale. Thank you.

@harrylonsdale3142

8 жыл бұрын

bootypuff it's OK, it's OK. ...*blubbers*

@habibahmed3191

8 жыл бұрын

Yes. Yes he was.

Michael's wife: oh yes kiss me baby Michael : Why do we kiss? Michael's wife: forget it

@cloud99955

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@lancevanceGTA

3 жыл бұрын

*hey, do you wanna play with my toys?*

@cloud99955

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancevanceGTA I thought you died

@BiggieSmokes187

3 жыл бұрын

@@lancevanceGTA Lance Vance Dance

@lancevanceGTA

3 жыл бұрын

@@BiggieSmokes187 OHHHH MY DAWG WASSUP

how does he always make the greatest transitions from one topic to another

“ go out and kiss someone today” Gets arrested

im sad that people like me exist to drag down the average kissing time

@varun_4125

3 жыл бұрын

Lol, Include me too

@shubhsoni2893

3 жыл бұрын

but what is down?

@uselesschannel9830

3 жыл бұрын

Same :/

@uselesschannel9830

3 жыл бұрын

@@shubhsoni2893 lol that other vsauce vid

@Dumpster_Fire_246

3 жыл бұрын

68nd like so whoever is 69st like must thank me

"Go out and kiss someone" "Instructions unclear. I got arrested"

@consti-xe8cj

3 жыл бұрын

why im the only comment

@contentfcs4356

3 жыл бұрын

@@consti-xe8cj I didn't even know this comment had likes

@mcfluffycloud0981

3 жыл бұрын

Ugh I know. I got arrested COUNTLESS times for just going up to a random person on the street and just throwing my face at them. So annoying 🙄

@user-nt1dk8km8e

3 жыл бұрын

"Go out and kiss someone"？ The doctor in my community nearly knows me:）

@HeizouShikanoin

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I hate it when that happens! I kissed someone out of the blue wnd they screamed & called the cops

I feel like he kissed his wife and went "hmmm, why DO we kiss?" like an episode of Sid the Science kid

Isn't it like a manipulative parent or lover that makes their wife/husband/kids feel like they are the most important person in this world, while at the same time being abusive? A lot of people are vulnerable for this

"go out there and kiss someone today" mate I haven't even touched another person in like 5 years

@ASMRyouVEGANyet

3 жыл бұрын

I've still got you beat

@scitris6474

3 жыл бұрын

Girl ?

@InitiateDee

3 жыл бұрын

@@donodj613 And I'm proud I can say the same! Haha...ha.......ha

@0000song0000

3 жыл бұрын

@Sorry, i dont Get it same, but I am a girl... (no touching neither)😐

@dennykamau

3 жыл бұрын

sad

ive kissed for 0 minutes and 0 seconds

@twentynefallutbysatthedisc3634

7 жыл бұрын

you are very much average

@arelpasha9309

7 жыл бұрын

Stay single my friends

@sophiatally2287

7 жыл бұрын

IcyTalks s I've kissed for 2 hours

@boju7723

7 жыл бұрын

IcyTalks s how about ur mama

@isaachwang2516

7 жыл бұрын

boju dont have one lol

Everyone here talking about their first kiss while i am 22 and never experienced a kiss...

@kyzeex

4 ай бұрын

That will come my friend. You are young. Don't worry 😉😉

@IkennaEzeh-yf6od

3 ай бұрын

@@kyzeex im 14 and Ive experienced about 5 kisses

@IkennaEzeh-yf6od

3 ай бұрын

one of them was by mistake :)

@jaisharma4492

3 ай бұрын

23, same here. And the way it is looking for me, I might never kiss lol

@randoonyoutube

3 ай бұрын

19 and same 😵‍💫 ​@@jaisharma4492

5:07 WE ALL KNOW WHERE BRO WAS LOOKING

@muhammadrehan28

10 ай бұрын

you cracked me up bro 🤣

@TheRexhim

2 ай бұрын

Good catch!

@chilichinashop

21 күн бұрын

🍑 👀

Why do we kiss Because babies can’t see that far

@Mr_Cebula

5 жыл бұрын

You made my day.

@odst_0054

5 жыл бұрын

Michael DESTROYS virgins with facts and numbers

@BenTheSkipper

5 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@daltonp4769

5 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@apriljones7423

5 жыл бұрын

@@daltonp4769 me either

Every vsauce episode ever Start "What if x was to happen" End "are we even real?"

@macyhay3523

5 жыл бұрын

this is so true

@MikeHuntDIMO

5 жыл бұрын

check out his early videos

@diyarmahmoudi4435

5 жыл бұрын

He seems to be an idealist

@heqrusteoffde739

5 жыл бұрын

Why idealist? He do what he love

@djolesmols

5 жыл бұрын

*Top 5 things government doesnt want you to know*

Your videos are astonishing and mind-blowing. You have such a beautiful way with words, and your articulation is impeccable. Thank you so much for doing what you do, and just know you have a special place in my heart ❤ Love you Micheal, keep it up!!

Wrong question, "Why Don't We Kiss?" is the true one.

Title: “Why do we kiss?” *literally one minute into video “PACMANS SHAPE IS INSPIRED BY ONE SLICE MISSING FROM A PIZZA.”

@aguasadonas8346

3 жыл бұрын

LOLOLOLOLOLOLLL

@ioftenarguewithidiots.3811

3 жыл бұрын

@@idkanameforthis f off

@sussykanyeballs176

3 жыл бұрын

@@ioftenarguewithidiots.3811 Gonna steal ur name

@GigaChad-tv7xl

3 жыл бұрын

@@sussykanyeballs176 Have you... actually argued with baby eaters??

@sussykanyeballs176

3 жыл бұрын

@@GigaChad-tv7xl yes

Why do we kiss? * Instantly goes to comments, expecting pure depression * Just what I wanted

@nnh0776

3 жыл бұрын

fr tho

@fylthl

3 жыл бұрын

It is to be expected right?

@EduardoSalamanca1960

3 жыл бұрын

LET ME SEE YOUR WAR FACE!

@kaif4572

3 жыл бұрын

yea bro everyone is so 'depressed' and 'lonely' that im starting to think that they're exaggerating

@takashimizutani1808

3 жыл бұрын

Self depreciative humor has gotten so stale and repetitive nowadays istg man

Can't believe the video is 9 years old, it gives competition to videos of today and even it seems more good edited and made and researched from nowdays of vids.

this went from kissing to an uncertainty counselling session very quickly hehe😁 But this was soooo darn fun to watch

Title: Why do we kiss? Video: Fear of getting stared is called Scopophobia.

@franceslee8194

4 жыл бұрын

I know right? What a waste of time....

@sou_1108

4 жыл бұрын

@@franceslee8194 ;-;

@ihavenoidea2805

3 жыл бұрын

@@franceslee8194 no, stop taking this comment the wrong way

@franceslee8194

3 жыл бұрын

@@ihavenoidea2805 that's how i felt

@testedalexthegreat1759

3 жыл бұрын

@@franceslee8194 Because you're an idiot, no offense, but it all came full circle and made sense in the end.

Video: Why do we kiss? Vsauce: Pacman Me: Oki

@gonzalovazquezavila535

6 жыл бұрын

Let's keep it at 69

@kukaoot6077

5 жыл бұрын

Gonzalo Vazquez Avila no

@jocelynovelar4315

5 жыл бұрын

:v

@michibmoon

5 жыл бұрын

😂

@yamuhammadapriyadi6980

5 жыл бұрын

Oyes

Awesome video....even contents which are a decade old can be so good ❤

Buff Dude: I kissed 50 times more girls than you did Me: 50 x 0 = 0

@SteveVi0lence

5 жыл бұрын

Hope you enjoy herpes

@venturer9400

5 жыл бұрын

If the dude was trying to put you down he wouldn't acknowledge the possibility of you ever kissing at all 🤔

@internalport8776

5 жыл бұрын

gotem

@stefthorman8548

5 жыл бұрын

@@SteveVi0lence did read it correctly?

@stefthorman8548

5 жыл бұрын

@Nightshader anything x 0 = 0

if school teachers had the same enthusiasm, passion, and spontaneity as Michael, we'd all have masters degrees by now.

@finnvankoutrik7131

3 жыл бұрын

No he mostly talks bullshit

@feel5930

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnvankoutrik7131 like how can you be So sure about it? How can you be sure he talks bullshit? Do you have anything to prove what you said?

@georgesracingcar7701

3 жыл бұрын

True, but not original

@finnvankoutrik7131

3 жыл бұрын

@@feel5930 i dont really care about this video but he has video named: how fast does dark travel. But dark is just matter where light isn’t being. So dark doesn’t travel on light travels. So that video is total bullshit, and i dont remember any other video but i do remember that it is very dumb. Just like himslef

@remingtonbianchi9866

3 жыл бұрын

@@finnvankoutrik7131 lol he quite literally explains in that video that darkness doesn’t actually have a speed because it isn’t a physical thing. You should watch the videos before you make yourself sound dumb.

5:07 lets be honest we all paused the video here

the study on the 3rd group of monkeys being explained gave me chills tho. ive been trying to distance myself from an ex friend recently bc of her toxicness and i realized that her being unexpected towards me made me kinda attached tbh. but ya lyk if you think your in a toxic friendship or noticing the signs get out asap

Title: "Why do we kiss?" Michael: okay, let's talk about pacman

@ashsucksatmc1933

4 жыл бұрын

XD

@lburg2044

4 жыл бұрын

Narek Hakobyan I was reading this and then he started talking about pacman

@slyntion6288

4 жыл бұрын

@@lburg2044 Same

@rayman8965

4 жыл бұрын

I was listing to this and doing something else, and when he said pac man I thought the video changed

@1..........................

4 жыл бұрын

Say goodbye

One thing I love about Vsauce is it gives us a glimpse into the rabbit hole and an opportunity to get a feel of just how deep it goes. Michael kind of waves you over to the edge and asks, "You wanna see somethin cool?" and has you lean over and peer down, deep into some abyssal well of knowledge and right as you start getting vertigo, he grabs you by the back of your shirt, pulls you back to safety and says, "Ain't that some shit?"

@riskitforthetriscuitt2548

5 жыл бұрын

That is exactly it

@thestrivingone2367

5 жыл бұрын

Well said

@Hailee104

5 жыл бұрын

Tracy Houser this should be the top comment holy shit. So accurate

@amarismorgan195

5 жыл бұрын

True fax

@eonswan

5 жыл бұрын

Tracy Houser This has to be one of my favorite comments ever damn

0:06 *cries *

This video Enlightened me in every possible way. I had these questions in my mind about what makes us humans so attached to other humans. And this guy answered them all. Thank you again for spreading this knowledge.

Michael: Your saliva shows who you are Me: *spits on a page and calls it autobiography

@milkbread5036

4 жыл бұрын

loool

@jamestaylor5417

3 жыл бұрын

Still a better read than Jake Paul’s autobiography.

@arthurmorgan1960

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@nyc.shyeee

3 жыл бұрын

LMFAOOO

@ddlegend

3 жыл бұрын

Actually that works since it has dna and shit

"Why do we kiss?" Me being a hardcore single: first, when will i kiss?

@muhammadsoleh4725

4 жыл бұрын

Never JK

@riyak.7393

4 жыл бұрын

@@muhammadsoleh4725 no no, you right, you right

@philjones7303

3 жыл бұрын

@Diptangshu Gamer wow stfu

@e1532

3 жыл бұрын

@Diptangshu Gamer yeah brobably.

@screamsinrussian5773

3 жыл бұрын

@@philjones7303 rude

Remember guys, if you want a good mate be a good mate yourself

Kissing is not just extreme pleasure. Kissing is the realization of immortality and the realization that everything is heaven. When you realize that, it's so good, it's infinitely good. It's not just good. It's good to the infinite degree. It's so much goodness that you can't contain it. your body can't hold it. Your entire body shakes and shudders in a cosmic orgasm of bliss. It's perfection. It's total peace. It's absolute love, that's truly kissing.

go outside and kiss someone today. easy said. outside is corona, snow storm, knee high snow, -10°C and no girls who like me.

@frehesh.4386

3 жыл бұрын

Kiss ur mom or ur nan or your someone else

@blake.72503

3 жыл бұрын

Aye you dropped this👑

@kody649

3 жыл бұрын

@@blake.72503 no he did not drop it. He clearly stated that no girls like him

@andreivanced7197

3 жыл бұрын

i think the latter is the real reason.

@worstusernameintheworld9871

3 жыл бұрын

if no girl likes you then kiss your homies or a random guy, duh

Pickup line: I heard kissing burns 2-3 calories per minute. Wanna exercise?

@VegitaBleEater

3 жыл бұрын

That's nisee

@adityayv1873

3 жыл бұрын

Damn this is clean imma use it on my crush Edit: idk why but I can’t see her profile anymore

@anonymus-2005

3 жыл бұрын

@@adityayv1873 Lmao

@joannah4587

3 жыл бұрын

@@adityayv1873 lmaooo

@RandomGuy-oo3pr

3 жыл бұрын

@@adityayv1873 Lol

20560 minutes is about 2 weeks 6 hours, I been saving an insane amount of time

What kissing tries to do is it tries to slap you awake by putting the beauty of infinite creation a little piece of it up on display for you on a pedestal so you can look at it and say oh yeah. Of course. Look there it is. It's so beautiful. It's so amazing and then that opens your eyes a little bit and you can say oh yeah look that thing's beautiful too and that's beautiful and that's beautiful and that person's beautiful and I'm beautiful. Oh my god it's all so beautiful and then that takes you to a whole new level as a human being and then you can delight in reality and you can enjoy everything as one giant work of art. Cosmic work of kissing.

"So go out there and kiss someone today." *does* Great, now the cat is pissed

@kazmakazii

5 жыл бұрын

[SHADMAN] has entered the chat

@anson3383

4 жыл бұрын

PETA: *I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that.*

@letsfindsomepeace9207

4 жыл бұрын

Shane Dawson has found this interesting

@ocomentador7444

4 жыл бұрын

It's strange. You kindly kiss someone then they call the police for "sexual harassment". Bruh

@giantrunt

4 жыл бұрын

r/cursedcomments

Start of video: “Why do we kiss?” End of video: “Dogs are most attached to their owners with uncertainty”

@CR7GOATofFootball

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@reaganlindsey5193

2 жыл бұрын

I was looking for this comment

@gracedanepenthe

2 жыл бұрын

Normal day in vsauce

@shenshen0912

2 жыл бұрын

@@reaganlindsey5193 +1

@shivichauhan9199

2 жыл бұрын

You missed the point..! The point was we kiss because we have uncertainty about choosing a partner. If we didn't we wouldn't do the *taste test* .

“Go outside and kiss someone” coming from Michael was hilarious

I totally forgot that this video was actually about kissing 🤣

This got off topic real fast

@Adrienaline-Rushed-Art

8 жыл бұрын

+joepro but he brought it right back. He's real good at that.

@emmajanofsky

8 жыл бұрын

Well you see, questions and answers to those questions lead us to more questions that might help us learn more about a certain topic whilst also getting a little bit off topic.

@rybohm9829

8 жыл бұрын

he answered the question and then went into more depth with comfort and love instincts

@EDeeseLex1

8 жыл бұрын

+joepro He went from kissing to a japanese character ロ

@b0ss747

8 жыл бұрын

Michael's videos always goes off topic and love tangents XD

Vsauce: kissing kills calories Me: ahh thats why I am fat

@nickk4125

3 жыл бұрын

2-3 calories is like 1/200 of a chocolate bar

@angycucumber4319

3 жыл бұрын

@@nickk4125 not really, probably about 1/50 of a chocolate bar, because most chocolate bars are about 100 calories

@kristiansou6857

3 жыл бұрын

Oh

@pizzawonderer5024

3 жыл бұрын

How to lose weight: Use tinder

@kasparlember3141

3 жыл бұрын

How to burn calories: step 1*impress your crush*

11:36 instructions unclear..I m now in central jail..

@Rayaann

10 ай бұрын

💀😭😭

gives a lot of insight into narcissist abusive relationships and abusive relationships in general, they to the outside observer are always madly in love and explaining away every thing.

“Go out and kiss someone” V-sauce must think his audience are pimps

@CaptiaN747

5 жыл бұрын

@@outlawscar3328 depends on where you live

@a-10warthog51

5 жыл бұрын

@@outlawscar3328 yeah not every one is good lookin

@abhiprakash74999

4 жыл бұрын

@@outlawscar3328 not everyone lives in liberal societies.

@bleezecake

4 жыл бұрын

Outlaw Scar i think that if i would look for someone 1 whole day, i still wouldn’t find that person lol

@ezzeldinmohd6740

4 жыл бұрын

@@outlawscar3328 in some places the odds are against you like 1 in 1 million

Harry Potter: *sees a girl* I should kiss her Vsauce: She is not hungry

@3starsburningbright

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah so kiss Draco-

@nursilinnasil1342

4 жыл бұрын

Vsaucesheis

@gae7156

4 жыл бұрын

Drarry

@pedrobento03

4 жыл бұрын

or is she? (vsauce theme plays)

@cashewhobbiticus8644

4 жыл бұрын

@Naomi Goijberg Sugiura Because harry kissed too many girls!!

I actually forgot you were talking about kissing until you mentioned it at the end.😂

Bro, when did those world record people BREATHE-

I forgot I was watching "Why do we kiss" , it got off topic fast

@motta_x

8 жыл бұрын

yeah he didn't really answer the question did he? I mean i dont understand how the whole mouth feeding concept could eventually lead for mouth to mouth contact to be desirable with a sexual partner

@AndyDrift

8 жыл бұрын

Dan Irwin I know right

@Allora-lt4yc

8 жыл бұрын

+Daniel Soliero then skip to 3:00 in. he talks about how it may have started. aka, why we do it in the first place

@nimontesa

8 жыл бұрын

yehh...me too, me too

@jamescridland4663

8 жыл бұрын

Yeah he does this on pretty much all of his videos, towards the middle he just goes completely off topic 😂

I´ve spent 0 minutes of my life kissing. Guess i´m not a regular human. Update(2019): I had a single kiss(around 10 seconds) and it was kinda forced by some friends and I didn't really like the girl. I don't even remember how it felt, so I'd say I'm in the same situation 😎 Update(11/22/2021): I got a girlfriend 8 months ago, so I finally did it guys, there's still hope for us UwU

@grizel-ip4jw

7 жыл бұрын

Rogther Same

@WowieItsMeowie

7 жыл бұрын

Rogther same LOL

@tangerine3843

7 жыл бұрын

Rogther same XD

@Real1Gaming

7 жыл бұрын

Up until just a few days ago, so was I. Life can be cruel.

@nuralamansari9118

7 жыл бұрын

how much you

So I got 20,160 minutes left to kiss

@aakashkashyap2838

Жыл бұрын

I hope ur not 20

@jasonaarninkhof871

Жыл бұрын

@@aakashkashyap2838 I became 18 this year

I met a tourists from germany she was in nepal for trekking to sheyphoksundo lake and i feed them lunch and then i invited them for dinner at noon. i wasnn't sure they will come at dinnig with us and i was there sitting and suddenly they came at our door and i was so surprised that it was soo uncertain than after that we had a great talk together and then they leave .the father and daughter from my hotel .after that night the next day i forgot how her face looks like i try to imagine but i can't. i missed her so much and ii pitty myself for thinking like that. i was questioning myself why do i get attach ? Was it due to uncertainty?

why do we kiss? michael: mouth feeding michael: okay, let's keep talking about something else

@nunyahbeezwax2271

2 жыл бұрын

lmao.... exactly 😂😂😂😂

@I_luv_cat3000

Жыл бұрын

1.7k likes and 1 comment well lemme make that 2

@kimechii6518

Жыл бұрын

Now we are three

@pushymaybe2847

Жыл бұрын

@Jude Carruthers-Tracey now a group of 5

@rohanhalesh3971

Жыл бұрын

Grp of 6

3:53 When the music changes to this, you know the video just completely changed topic. 11:00 When the music changes to this, you know shit about to get deep.

@thedarksavior560

8 жыл бұрын

lol ..ikr

@longstoryshortisurvived

8 жыл бұрын

lol

@liddolbee

8 жыл бұрын

+Roondar Murnig omg ikr

@guidogueta8995

8 жыл бұрын

+Roondar Murnig I love the 11:00 because like you said the video is going deeeeeeeep

@spectrelex3051

8 жыл бұрын

13:45 when you hear this, you know the world is going to end

Still in 2024 you're the weirdest youtuber and i love watching your videos!!❤

Damn! You almost made me cry at the end. Thank you, Michael.

"The average human spends 20,560 minutes kissing" Nice to know I'm saving a lot of time, then.

@Figure000

2 жыл бұрын

"Perspective is key" - Some wise man

@aceman0000099

2 жыл бұрын

It's not as much as you think. It's ½ an hour per month for 60 years.

@aardvark1234

2 жыл бұрын

Exactly fourteen days.

@zecon990

2 жыл бұрын

We men will always find excuses to make us happy 😉

@sumitabhattacharjee2327

Жыл бұрын

@@aceman0000099 so it is a minute a day!

"The fear of being stared at." *_stares at camera_* ....Nice.

@malheiro9155

9 жыл бұрын

he was testing you :P

@RealClassixX

9 жыл бұрын

Azrah Play Reminds me of the pop-up book of phobias.

@just.a.guy522

9 жыл бұрын

Classix I actually got terrifyed by him (OMG) :o

@xiaoling_

9 жыл бұрын

Matehb Retro Gaming so true i am scared

@Lankys_World

9 жыл бұрын

Final boss veigar is hot

9 years ago Vsauce uploaded this video. I had never kissed any girl then. I regret to inform you that this hasnt changed. And im considering of paying a lady of the night to break this bad record and also the other one too.

@quartzking3997

Жыл бұрын

L bozo 💀

@majortom4543

Жыл бұрын

@@quartzking3997 i live in spain without S

@rosalieslegers920

Жыл бұрын

Depends how old you are cause I don’t think its enjoyable if you pay for it

@dimgus3653

Жыл бұрын

Your time will come my son. Worry not. Love you.

@GenRN

Жыл бұрын

Come to the USA. I’ll kiss you.

This guy has been answering the questions i nvr knew i wanted to know , but yeah ill take it

I have kind of a weird story around this video lol. When it first came out seven years ago you could still send private messages on KZread and I was a pretty shy teenager at 17 who had never kissed anyone or had a relationship. So I went down to the comments and saw someone who was also lamenting about the fact that they had never kissed anyone we both talked for a minute about how sad that was . At least in our awkward Teenage way lol. The guy I met ended up messaging me and we talked actually quite a bit through private messages and it was pretty obvious that we were trying to figure out if we liked each other. All of this of course wrapped around how neither of us had dated or ever kissed anyone before. And how no one ever particularly paid us any mind, him in particular stating how friend zoned he was. We actually shared a lot about each other in the short time that we talked and we got along really well. This was probably the first guy I had even had feelings for. Then when it came time to swap pictures I got his picture first and I sent mine later that day .....and he ghosted me xD I was heart broken about this for almost a year because to me I felt like That meant no one could ever love me because i was awkward and I probably ruined it. And since it happened after we shared pictures I figured I must have been ugly too. I had acne at the time and I was not confident with myself at all, so this completely shattered my self-esteem. I didn’t try to date again for such a long time after that. This is one of those weird memories that I carry with me because it defined me for a long time, It took years between that situation and now for me to Find out who I was and who I wanted to be. And I needed to do that before I found somebody who was worthwhile kissing. I’m not heartbroken anymore it’s become more of an amusing story that I think I’m from time to time. I found some people that were not so great, and others that brought me joy that I can’t honestly explain. I look back on it now as a part of my life that shows how far I’ve come from that sad teenager who didn’t know what she was looking for. And that honestly makes me so happy. I felt the need to share the story for all of you in the comments who are sad because you haven’t found that person that you want to kiss yet. But I promise you that the more you work on yourself, the more you try to be compassionate and kind you will find that person to kiss someday. When you start to establish yourself you will attract the people you need in your life to you. And when you do the fact that you had to wait so long will just make it all the sweeter. Hang in there things will work out 🖤

@angelapinon452

3 жыл бұрын

Mucho texto

@Mauidabud

3 жыл бұрын

im so sorry you went through that, thank you for sharing this story i guarantee it will lift someones spirit

@shayamkumar8625

3 жыл бұрын

Hi wwwww

@eg.osorio

3 жыл бұрын

@@angelapinon452 xD

@eg.osorio

3 жыл бұрын

I swear this is the longest comment I have and will ever read, but it was worth it :')

Vsauce ignited my first passion for science and philosophy and knowledge in general and i will never forget that.

Came for why we are kissing and left with an existential crisis

Wow, these videos really hold up well for being nearly 10 years old!

Awesome. So that was how we have evolved to follow uncertainty & accumulating knowledge

Okay, I get it, you're changing the topic in your videos often so that people are uncertain on what to expect thus growing more attached to you which then leads to higher subscriber numbers. Clever.^^

@vedantlunia5453

8 жыл бұрын

Rightly caught :D .... ingenious marketing strategy? lol

@patrickkinnear8625

8 жыл бұрын

but he answers it immediately. his tangents are content motivated, not income motivated. this channel is OG youtube.

@amerahampton3516

8 жыл бұрын

I lo of v

@andyconsoli5116

8 жыл бұрын

Bro just enjoy the knowledge

@Meepesto

8 жыл бұрын

Best comment on KZread!

Did anyone else notice how this video got off topic very quickly?

@frenchiessafehaven7763

8 жыл бұрын

Yes, VERY QUICKLY

@zechkarriadamsantos1866

8 жыл бұрын

+Ashley Anne One topic: ATTACHMENT

@sophiascott5296

8 жыл бұрын

off-topicness happens a lot

If kissing is unhealthy I am immortal

His mini breaks before he says "kiss" so dramatically😂>

*Insert generic comment about how you have never kissed and how miserable your life is to gain likes and attention smh*

@terrylynn7936

5 жыл бұрын

@@rose21234 *insert thankful comment*

@patmanguy9610

5 жыл бұрын

*Insert comment about the hypocracy of this comment*

@terrylynn7936

5 жыл бұрын

@@patmanguy9610 *insert insulting explanations about how they just wanted to be nice and that everyone can have an opinion*

@supaplayer

5 жыл бұрын

Insert comment saying that Bleach stopped the flow no offence

@bentoutofshape4781

5 жыл бұрын

*Insert comment to brag about all the love I get and flex on them virgins*

Hmm, so you’re telling me my gf used me to lose some calories??

@shaqfuturedj5531

6 жыл бұрын

Aazaroth 😂😂

@gadgetmcfly9640

6 жыл бұрын

[ X F I L E S T H E M E I N T E N S I F I E S ]

@scottnicoll4611

6 жыл бұрын

Aazaroth qqwwwww

@cory1845

6 жыл бұрын

I would like this comment but it has 69 likes...

@Danteeth

5 жыл бұрын

Ahahaha

seeing this video and Vsauce's recent videos, it explains a lot.

@kristofcsapo5451

2 ай бұрын

what do you mean?

Around 6:44, curious about the effects about being separated. I was adopted, given up at birth and didnt have the wire mother. Im still trying to learn bc I did not have loce n warmth for ~18 months when I was adopted. I dont think I rly had anything, no wire or rejecting mother. As u can guess, I have classic ptsd symptoms, depression, substance dependence etc. I have a lot of uncertainty in my life too, like the Polarity Principle, when I was rly young!

Vsauce, will talk about kissing and Pac-man, but it'll all make sense.

@SkinnierSteve

8 жыл бұрын

+alexandre larouche I guess he likes kissing pacman

@Theboshicrew

8 жыл бұрын

+SkinnierSteve K

An average human spends 20,160 hours kissing Me at age 22 :haven't kissed a human There is still hope

@numbdigger9552

3 ай бұрын

There really isn't. You might find someone, but it wont last and then you'll be even sadder.

@sadfriedgamer6648

Ай бұрын

@@numbdigger9552dudes tryna drag this poor commenter down with him

@numbdigger9552

Ай бұрын

@@sadfriedgamer6648 come down to the void! It's nice down here

Thats the neat part, we don't

"Burns 2 to 3 calories per minute" Time 2 work out Oh wait I'm alone

@notmaddon9057

6 жыл бұрын

Predator Fan hi

@haretztj4682

6 жыл бұрын

Predator Fan I can ki . . . Oh wait you're a guy

@redajuodeikiene9510

6 жыл бұрын

Kiss a wall

@thepeasant269

6 жыл бұрын

It's normal

@yandhi832

6 жыл бұрын

Well,you're not an orphan right...you have your mom;)

I kiss to find out if my date ordered a better meal.

@rooroo720

8 жыл бұрын

Lol

@sandiblack5072

8 жыл бұрын

Me too

@landonhoward6341

8 жыл бұрын

Lkl

@galaxymutt5459

8 жыл бұрын

HHAAHA saaame lol

@shrey8599

7 жыл бұрын

😂

He really went from 'Why do we kiss?' to 'We are that 3rd group of puppies'

What's the song on 2:24 it's not from the guy in the description i think.

Crazy how Michael used to upload a video every week back in 2013, and they would always be absolute bangers that would still be watched, enjoyed, and appreciated today. Thank you, Vsauce - for everything.