‘ farts are a common thing ‘. Best opening to a video ever

"So if you havnt seen these shows consider me jealous" Real 😂

Bro was gone for 5 months and in his first proper video back, his first words are "farts are a common thing", this why I love you 😂😂

The intro got Batman scratching his head. Also Edging to you rn.

The ass pain cannot be undone...

@t0m0ka85

4 ай бұрын

🤓🙄

@T_0_R_P_0_D

4 ай бұрын

​@@t0m0ka85😊

My glorious king with another upload. You are feeding us well my lord.

Every one of you’re videos is a damn hit man. Keep up the quality work.

Wait he wasn’t joking about uploading?!😂 love to see it

The intro is a fucking masterpiece

@its-clanker

4 ай бұрын

Jomax u were a toxic areal to me once... And u got destoyed as as a max anakin lol whyd u tbagg anyway? Got a video on my yt Chanel so thats proof u tbagged and later got destoyed by a level 233 maul and u were MAX anakin

@Jomax33

4 ай бұрын

@@its-clanker You proly did something too if i teambagged but anyway its alr, just a game and im sorry if pressing l2 hurt u so much so as to upload killing a random guy and desparately wanting to message him and let him know u killed his max hero. Have a nice day

@its-clanker

4 ай бұрын

@@Jomax33 didnt hurt me just made me and my clan laugh. Also no all i did was be grievous destroy u guys and i guess u got mad and when u killed me u tbagged but then on the ship phase u died as max ani then 5 minutes later died again but as obi😂

@Jomax33

4 ай бұрын

@@its-clanker k congrats to u and your 4 man squad, nobody cares

@its-clanker

4 ай бұрын

@@Jomax33 clearly u care enough to respond every time😂

Andor?? 👀 also welcome back my guy looking forward to seeing where the channel goes from here

Nothing better than to come back from school and edge to Vorpal

This video got me so excited I accidentally smashed a wine bottle on my wife's head #LOL

Bro must be a Harvard grad with his exquisite vocabulary

@DaffierPig6843

4 ай бұрын

Has that moist critikal vocabulary

Every Star Wars show honestly just looks low production. The quality has dipped the more of these shows they try and push out. Disney should’ve just stuck to Star Wars movies, and animated shows.

I don't agree with your take on Kenobi. Everything else is spot on. Kenobi was a war hero, yes. However, bro suffered the loss of constant war, the end of the Jedi Order (everything he knew since childhood), and the betrayal of his best friend/student. His PTSD and survivor's guilt makes sense with the context we've seen him endure in the Prequels and Clone Wars. War veterans can suffer PTSD and still be war heroes because war is cruel. Kenobi is tasked with protecting Luke and doesn't want to attract the Empire's attention. Kenobi saving the other child of Anakin also makes sense because Leia is just as important as Luke. And everything with Vader was handled really well imo. This show is far from perfect, but Kenobi's arc was consistent.

Who got the“Goddamn bullseye” on their first guess?

Shows like ANDOR and The jedi series, even the new deadpool movie have to fight against Disney to make something good. It's a miracle that rogue one was any good.

I just woke up from that Nauseous gas and now I’m here

Our king has returned 😱🐐. loving the gameplay in the background that grevious & maul combo sure is a scary one to face 😂 @1:15 edit: the iden & dooku combo is scary as well 😂

I like these shorter video essays keep em coming

Divorced the wife because she tried to kiss me while I was watching this

"It's safe to say that Star Wars will be in the hands of Disney for a long time. That is until I get my hands on $65 billion." LET'S START SELLING ORGANS AND GIVING THE STAR WARS GOAT HIMSELF THE MONEY FELLAS

vorpal why u do me like that in the first 1 min and 30 sec

this opening is too good lmao. i love this channel

1) Love to see you back man; I used to think that Star Wars movies needed Dave Filoni or George Lucas back but you make a really valid point about the need for new perspectives. I trust that eventually we'll get to see more of that, like we did with Andor. 2) I'm really sorry to go off-topic, but I got banned from your discord server because some anti-furry dude kept spam-pinging the mods to do it. He's been spamming my dms with threats and accusations about how I'd "fuck an animal" and disgusting stuff like that so after 2-3 weeks of 59 pings and messages I remaked with a sarcastic "Uh huh, sure buddy. I'm coming for the dog in your backyard." and then he screenshotted that and gaslit a chunk of people into thinking I was a zoophile. I dm'ed one of your mods about it, they unbanned me, but out of nowhere I got banned again with no explanation.

The empire stroke back

Great video as always 🔥 good to hear from you again man

It’s always a good dinner when vorpal posts

A+ intro, grabbed my consistent attention. The intro should be used in a college essay.

watching vorpal talk more shit about the book if boba is a dream come true🙏

Yo what do you think about andor?

This video was in my recommendations. Intro was about farts. Instant sub.

Do like a video on watching kotor movies specifically the one with the brothers and say which one characters you had a stronger connection to the brothers or Rey skywalker 😂

Words cannot describe the horror of Star Wars Disney plus

New Era

Bro goes half a year with no vids but they are still perfect unlike Ashoka's videos or Liver king's organs

I cry of happiness when i see this guy upload

The intro pulled me in immediately

my god yes we’re back in business

Vorpal what is your opinion on the bad batch show?

What do you think about the acolyte?

that intro... * insert Danny DeVito in shock meme *

disney really shoved our fav characters down the drain didn’t they… 😭 star wars content been hella dry lately 😕

Glad I didn’t bother with the shows. Only saw the clone wars finale and was like that’s enough. Was pissed three episodes were wasted on ahsoka and her meth heads

Opinion on andor?

2 uploads in 2 days I think I just shit myself

it feels like they’re missing the point of star wars. nothing feels original anymore and it’s all so boring. the mandalorian and its first season was nice. i liked everything about it, but after that.. it was such a blah storyline. the book of boba fett was so boring and i hated every bit of it… not to mention that they had to bring mando in for an episode or two to keep people watching. i just want something good. is that so hard to ask for? with all these cheesy shows, they could produce something amazing. anyway, it’s good to see you back.

Vorpal I would love to see movie reviews from you ❤

Vorpal 2 days in a row?

this video made me fucking bust everywhere 10/10

i cant lie that is the best intro of all time.

Vorpal have you read the Thrawn books

star wars shows suck because disney makes them and doesnt listen to the fans when it comes to the story. They then try and take shortcuts and make them look cheap and boring. Kenobi, Book of Boba Fett and Mando season 3 are HUMONGOUS WASTED POTENTIAL, what couldve been some of the best shows turned into lazy rushed sloppy and cheap shows.

*this ninja just doesnt miss* 😮‍💨

7:52 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Daddy vorpal coming in clutch with the uploads 2 days in a row❤

MY KING IS BACK

3rd harry potter was by Alfanso Cuaron u silly little goose

WE ARE SO BACK

yessss thanks vorpal for the upload..... love you

Idk what's happening at all

When everyone needed him most.... HE CAME BACK

Did you see star war battlefront classic collection

The GOAT is back🔥🔥💯💯🗣️🗣️

Who let you near the kitchen? That's shit is 🔥. Keep it going.

Yo vorpal can you do a show review on the acolyte it’s probably the worst show yet and I think you have a chance to roast Disney some more and at the same time milk the situation dry. It’s so funny what Disney is doing and retaliating at the fans with

The only good Disney content now is the High Republic

Wow he`s alive i love this man

bro cooked with this one☠️

HE IS BACK AGAIN 💪

Edging or mewing? 🤫🧏‍♂️

@v_o_r_p_a_l

4 ай бұрын

why not both 🎉🎉🎉

MARCH IS ABOUT TO BE SOOO FIREE🔥🔥💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️FUCK FINALS BRO.. IM WATCHING VORPAL🙏🙏❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥❤️💯🗣️💯💯🗣️

Fire vid bro

Vorpal miss your videos

Those jump swings were so raunchy on a real note 🗒️ though you should get bf2 classic collection🗿

2nd most real video of 2024 (beaten out by drake)

Live, Laugh, Vorpal

Hey father

Its so good to have our lord and savior back once more, dont leave us again lord

what disgusts me the most is there are people who actually love these new shows and ready to defend it at all times

fuck he’s so back

Still holding that V card?

purrrr clock it vorpal

mando was alr

You have a fascinating obsession with farts and methane gas

@v_o_r_p_a_l

4 ай бұрын

common daffie L

@DaffierPig6843

4 ай бұрын

@@v_o_r_p_a_l understandable

The large number of Star Wars fans who just whine and complain about all the new stuff and still praise the prequels are hilarious

hey vorpal hru

Disney really killed my passion for star wars, the only new thing that i maybe care about are the video-games but, even then it depends.

very nice

Finally early for a Daddy Vorpal video!!!!🖤 Notice me Senpai!!😍

@v_o_r_p_a_l

4 ай бұрын

you have been noticed

@ALCXTRXZ

4 ай бұрын

@@v_o_r_p_a_l😮

Alas, the blessings of life's truest form of happiness is upon us, seek not the profound revelations that were once prophesised for here is a seed; one that will blossom into a figure of absolute power and control over the happiness levels in each and every one of us, and so be grateful as you are here now in the heart of the new beginnings, and what will come can only be dreamed of by the very select few who can perceive the future.

The Mandalorian is a good show

skbidi has better lore thh

VORPAL UPLOADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

you liking ahsoka series is a big miss from you

@Scamble142

4 ай бұрын

WBW is peak

Yea it's ass, only good Starwars rn is bad batch

Play warthunder

Fat w

hes back!

yipee