Well if the breasts are cause by the Inksacks then perhaps the reason why the males don't have have breasts is do to the fact that females have organs to bear young that push the inksacs intp the chest. So since that the males have no organs to bear young the inksacs have more space inside the body so they don't proturde.

@kirara4953

6 жыл бұрын

Matthew Smith The insacs become abs then?

@ShadowEclipex

6 жыл бұрын

Kiraro The Kitsune Perhaps if the male worked out I guess?

@TheRealMichelozzo

6 жыл бұрын

That makes sense. While both genders would have reproductive organs - it takes two to tango after all - even in our species the real estate in the torso taken up by reproductive bits is significantly smaller in men than women, even not accounting for mammary glands. Mostly because a lot of it is external, but even the internal bits take up almost no room. Honestly though, My headcanon/belief of the ink/octolings is more along the lines of them basically being elemental ink to sum it up. Only way to explain the whole squid now/kid now thing and the whole coming back from being blasted into splatter without just writing it off as game mechanics, which honestly it is ;P

@bewmotionsk627

6 жыл бұрын

Your a smart boi

@JonathanTash

6 жыл бұрын

Because long hair is easier to emulate with tentacles, having the inkling be girls made intuitive sense. That's my take.

Because if they didn't, they'd be flat, and that will give the Flat Earthers another reason to begin a revolt. And we don't want that. It was a smart move on the designer.

@koolmckool7039

5 жыл бұрын

Favorite comment so far.

@Anti_herx

5 жыл бұрын

That’s the last thing we want from flat earthers

@gj_25k10

5 жыл бұрын

wOAh

@ninja6245-real

5 жыл бұрын

Um... why would they use that as an excuse?

@roaringthunder115

5 жыл бұрын

Ha

The actual canon reason is mind-reading squid crystals that subconsciously wanted to replicate humanity! Love this series.

@Rogueocto

Жыл бұрын

So marina is the result of some horny guy?

@anonymouswhite7957

Жыл бұрын

Yep that’s basically what i wanted to say but you beat me to it. The mind reading crystal can arrange itself into what the collective wants. Overtime it gave the inkling & octoling sentience and shapeshifting (both from the crystal material properties and the lingering subconscious drive from humanity). My head canon is the ink are actually the crystal that envelop the squid/octo form and get manipulated into humanoid form. Also the crystal doesn’t just affect the cephalopods, all the marine life is affected (but the cephalopods inherit that human drive). This can explain why the salmonid have abilities like the cephalopods does. Though i think it’s just a matter of how much percentage of crystal exist and is manipulable by their species.

@cyanide_crow7970

Жыл бұрын

What were those humans thinking about when they were all dying

@Shinyarc

Жыл бұрын

@@cyanide_crow7970 booby

@laava32

Жыл бұрын

@@akirapink It encompasses everything, from culture to clothing and food and even physical form

I absolutely adore this theory, but please, consider. Ink is stored in the balls

@izukumidoriya892

3 жыл бұрын

Futa?

@DrSoup._.

3 жыл бұрын

(Softly) *Don't.*

@CursedCaptainGaming

3 жыл бұрын

Ah yes, female ink in the tits, male ink in the balls, so they can.. nut on their opponents.. yeah

@mysticalmadeline4793

2 жыл бұрын

@@izukumidoriya892 please leave

@iro39

2 жыл бұрын

BAHAHAH

Look at this man, going about this all scientifically. In reality some Japanese guy just wanted to make cute squid girls.

@agentepolaris4914

5 жыл бұрын

It's always fun to theorize

@roaringthunder115

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@Sarcast

5 жыл бұрын

-squidward games 2019

@agentepolaris4914

5 жыл бұрын

@@peytonthedude745 Same here, specially when they move their hips

@brian_Austin27

5 жыл бұрын

And thicc octo boys and girls

So that means, Marina isn't thicc. Marina is BUFF?!

@ditto-w

6 жыл бұрын

What if Marina was *B U F F ?*

@NoName-id6zf

6 жыл бұрын

All my life is a lie !!!

@allenkagami2438

6 жыл бұрын

N everoff WHY NOT BOTH????

@kallyj3008

6 жыл бұрын

N everoff mari-BUFF

@lindaramirez8742

6 жыл бұрын

N everoff ALL HAIL BUFF WIFE

I like how in splatoon 3 they explained that human DNA was released into the oceans which made sea creatures rapidly evolve into humanoids

@bub3124

Жыл бұрын

who robbed the sperm bank?!

@hatrisfan

Жыл бұрын

Not DNA, but liquid crystals that had absorbed human behaviour and nature

@Issyisawesome108

Жыл бұрын

@@hatrisfan so that’s why they had a world war

@LtCdrXander

10 ай бұрын

​@@hatrisfanCum Crystals

@Lou-yf1jo

7 ай бұрын

splatoon 2 and 3 are not canon

Nobody:... Not a single living person:... Me youtube recommendations at 2:30 AM: WHY DO INKLING AND OCTOLINGS HAVE TITS?????

@flowrr_

5 жыл бұрын

I don't need sleep I need answers

@ninja6245-real

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@brainman2867

5 жыл бұрын

Same, though.

@luvely._.nate01

5 жыл бұрын

iiOcean_art • same

@PunkyPlays

4 жыл бұрын

Wow same

Pfft we all know the REAL reason..... To fuel the Rule 34 train

@dkempking4509

6 жыл бұрын

Cypherous u are sooooooo right

@kennethvalentine8901

6 жыл бұрын

Cypherous Yes I already got my pencil and paper out

@sgtwolf7391

6 жыл бұрын

Cypherous Oh my gad. That New Nintendo character. I MUST! DRAW! PORN OF IT!

@dopeynut

6 жыл бұрын

I agree with this statement Cypherous

@CipherAres

6 жыл бұрын

O

Just because the designers made them that way. Ooh, I'm so smart! Look at me, tippity-tappity in the comments!

@kirara4953

6 жыл бұрын

V-Man 776 Einstein

@remixtheidiot5771

6 жыл бұрын

V-Man 776 this is the part where i say that theory videos are for people who like overthinking things and like learning through games if you don't like them watch other things, yadda yadda yadda, but you know............

@ShadowSkyX

6 жыл бұрын

So kids could tell the difference between boy and girl. It's nothing complicated, or shouldn't be.

@theberrby6836

6 жыл бұрын

V-Man 776 I love that lol

@the_Klozilla

4 жыл бұрын

yes albert einstein

The worst part is that he actually tried to be as serious as posible, AND so do I

Lockstin; "Octopi...octopods? Octopodes...?" Matpatt's glasses: * Scientific flash *

@redbelmontoficial2537

2 жыл бұрын

*Game theory intensifies*

@Saltience

Жыл бұрын

Octopedes is incorrect btw, Greek suffixes get turned back into English. It’s octopuses.

@notificationgangmember9339

Жыл бұрын

@@Saltience bruh what

@kakaxing6125

Жыл бұрын

mattpat please respond

Wait... So if an inkling has bigger breasts they are better in combat?

@dakotadawn5789

5 жыл бұрын

Yep

@raishen1516

5 жыл бұрын

Feels bad for flat squidlings and octolings

@deiji_hime

5 жыл бұрын

@@raishen1516 If that really was true, I think it'd balance out. Having big breasts is most likely a hindrance when running and just agility in general where as when you're flat you can do so with ease. So big = more power, less agility and flat is the opposite, maybe?

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

@@deiji_hime and more hp , maybe a tank (maybe similar to tf2 heavy) or sniper (as the chould shot it very far) , i heard somewhere that big breasts give the ilusion of a wider woman soo... works whould like too see in a game something like this , where like a if a woman happens to be a tank class she whould have a big chest . and a agile class whould be flat chested .

@anduro7448

5 жыл бұрын

@@deiji_hime and the flat chested ones , something like a shotgun or a assult , more molbility

It makes sense now! Female Inkling or Octoling was always the default gender. In advertising, box-art, Smash, and development.

@coachcookie_

6 жыл бұрын

And that's also why (subjectively) the girls have better designs than the boys -- because the boys were just thrown in, after they focused on the girls!

@AcidicSalt

6 жыл бұрын

Inkling is better also the default hair design is better in my opinion

Scientists: It's an anomaly! Historians: It's a ranking! Perverts: It's art! Edit: Taxonomists, not historians

@cringecoininvestor6903

4 жыл бұрын

Me: it's a *Z I P P E R*

@jennytulls6369

4 жыл бұрын

The FBI: "It's a crime"

@whaleping

4 жыл бұрын

Intellectual: We’ve never seen what an old inkling looks like

@jhalilxvii

4 жыл бұрын

I CAN HEAR THE UNZIPPENING OF A THOUSAND PANTS

@optimisticnihilist7705

3 жыл бұрын

Antropologists: confused screaming

Me: *watches this video* My mom: why is the FBI here

@reekid7541

4 жыл бұрын

So your house got raided to

@brittanynguyen3794

4 жыл бұрын

*Deep breath* So I invited them to play splatoon.

@blazkowicz9652

3 жыл бұрын

I am thankful that they are not here,l am 14

"hey billy check out the ink pumps on that one!"

@YoshionoKimochi

6 жыл бұрын

David Morrone its female dominant soo the women would be cat calling the men...

@harrypotamus4968

6 жыл бұрын

It doesn't matter who's the dominant sex, anyone can "catcall" anyone.

@styxy2657

6 жыл бұрын

"Look at that squid donger" is all I can imagine for male cat calling

@slendergaming8171

6 жыл бұрын

"one's bigger than the other"

@helloturkey1143

5 жыл бұрын

Shawn Kangiser Nope. Dominant doesn't necessarily mean higher sex drive. Just look at spiders. Even though the males are tiny in comparison to females they are stil lthe ones who try to initiate sex with the female.

"Darn Marina, ruining everything." And like that you now (Probably) have about 15 skilled assassins after you.

@keynanmartinez

5 жыл бұрын

Marina is an S+ tier waifu.

@mostlyjovial6177

4 жыл бұрын

@@keynanmartinez maybe even an... X* tier waifu. Eh? Eh? I'll see myself out.

@keynanmartinez

4 жыл бұрын

@@mostlyjovial6177 No don't go out you're right.

@yipps1171

4 жыл бұрын

So is Pearl!

@yipps1171

4 жыл бұрын

I'm one of those trashy kids on the internet who like to vote for the less fortunate Waifu material.

When I clicked the video all I could see of the title was “why do squidlings and octolings have...” and then I watched the video and I saw the actual title and I was like “oh gosh what have I gotten myself into”

@alexsauers3413

3 жыл бұрын

same thing here

@miakiikazu

3 жыл бұрын

squid lings...?

@AverageEveFan

2 жыл бұрын

Same I forgot how splatoon comunity was

fun to see people theorise so much about why squids are so similar to humans when after splatoon 3 was released, we just found out a huge bunch of backstory to the splatoon lore in the logs

@Roach4

3 ай бұрын

Yea but this is a really good theory nonetheless 😊

@beartic_le

3 ай бұрын

@@Roach4 ikr

*B O N E L E S S S Q U I D S*

@eldritchangel4058

4 жыл бұрын

Mmmmm boneless ribs. Hrglglglglrrrrrrrrrr

@vigilabo3007

4 жыл бұрын

Better idea *S Q U I D B O N E*

@awesomespurr3606

4 жыл бұрын

*Uhhhhhhhhhgyhdhkhdbihdibidbbundnyd*

@MrFreshnoir

4 жыл бұрын

SQUIDLESS BONES

@stanisawkrzyzaniaktheoviraptor

4 жыл бұрын

Boneless squids? Nothing weird about that (Not sarcastically)

- reads title - Well cuz sales have to be made.

@dallama2616

5 жыл бұрын

But theyre children

@mtsmashgamer0759

5 жыл бұрын

DaLlama they aren’t

@dallama2616

5 жыл бұрын

@@mtsmashgamer0759 agent 3, 4, and 8 are children. Agent 1 and 2 are the squid sisters and there are no agents 5 - 7

@girou3834

5 жыл бұрын

Inklings are 18 in splatoon 2 except Agent 3's generation.They are 16

@lanemccarty6831

5 жыл бұрын

funneh

*_Meanwhile the FBI and Scotland Yard are chasing me_*

@decepticonsoundwave297

4 жыл бұрын

Scotland Yard isnt in Scotland and it annoys me

@miakiikazu

4 жыл бұрын

@@decepticonsoundwave297 neither is new Scotland yard

Lockstin & Gnoggin: *Shows that female inklings are more dominant* Saudi Arabia: *Visible disappointment*

@pickledgarf

4 жыл бұрын

Simp

@cacodemonbeatboxcultmember6440

4 жыл бұрын

@@pickledgarf lmfaoooooooooo

@mimikyulover3411

4 жыл бұрын

@@pickledgarf Person:respect women Simpletons:simp! 1!1!!!1

@agent8217

4 жыл бұрын

(😉) That's just how it works !

@winternet6730

4 жыл бұрын

@@mimikyulover3411 correction respect wahmen

Oh so inklings are... B ON E L E S S

@orangecrust7809

5 жыл бұрын

*t h e f u c k k i n d a p i z z a ?*

@vicivicibobici

5 жыл бұрын

Uh yuh can i get a B O N E L E S S W A I F U

@derped0164

5 жыл бұрын

Well if they ain’t got no bones They’re boneless

@orangecrust7809

5 жыл бұрын

Derped 01 *SoN WhAt ScHoOl YoU Go To?*

@sassysauron2426

5 жыл бұрын

They have a system of bladders instead.

The male octolings' ink sacs are in their afros.

@teenageapple3788

6 жыл бұрын

oledakaajel I thought they were in an area that the girls are drawn like magnets 7w7

@tacomeme429

6 жыл бұрын

11th limb

@Scyclo

6 жыл бұрын

oledakaajel lel

@n_worder

6 жыл бұрын

Ink is stored in balls

@theinfernocrew6883

6 жыл бұрын

oledakaajel As an afro'ed octoling, I can confirm.

You know Marina could've just mimicked a belly button? They do revere humans after all.

I may still regret having clicked on this video from a standpoint of 'oh-god-what-does-this-say-about-me,' but that answer was really cool - especially because the Japanese naming part *really* suggests that the societal gender dynamics piece was probably an intentional (albeit small) piece of background lore, regardless of its use in answering this question.

>family friendly

@lumpystilskin5367

5 жыл бұрын

Wott da??

@dr.kujojotaro6066

5 жыл бұрын

Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ lets just push that out of the way....

@Pythonian7

5 жыл бұрын

Mox ಠ ᴥ ಠ ey.... it you....

@skepticalfish1658

5 жыл бұрын

@party rockers in the house tonight just why

@CoffeeSuccubus

5 жыл бұрын

FAP TO WOOMY

B O N E L E S S I N K L I N G S

@1AMdoesSomething

6 жыл бұрын

W I T H A T W O L I T E R O F C O K E

@dopepope8697

6 жыл бұрын

Spicy

@knightshade2654

6 жыл бұрын

🅱️ONELESS

@MrGos-nx1ij

6 жыл бұрын

B O N L E S TAKO

@princefluffie5493

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

Am I one of the few people who clicked this video for innocent reasons?

@purplehexaballs

4 жыл бұрын

The Cartridge Tilter doesn’t sound suspicious at all

@TCT2023

4 жыл бұрын

@@purplehexaballs No, for real, I clicked because I was genuinely curious to know why. I mean, for logical anatomical reasons, the girls in this game would look weird without breasts.

@purplehexaballs

4 жыл бұрын

The Cartridge Tilter ok lol I was joking xd

@8bitty192

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah, I clicked for anatwoomy

@awesomespurr3606

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

The world of Splatoon sounds more and more frightening the more I learn.

Am I the only one that genuinely thought this was interesting?

@unnamedkidn.5944

5 жыл бұрын

Spencer Hansberry No

@Griseosdreams

5 жыл бұрын

no you're not the only one uwu

@jacobspasojevich3976

5 жыл бұрын

No

@thattoonaddict3553

5 жыл бұрын

No 🥴

@robloxaddict6662

5 жыл бұрын

Spencer Hansberry no

... Did I really just watch a serious scientific theory video about why humanoid squid-like video game characters have human-esque breasts?

@PeskyKuriboh

6 жыл бұрын

A Person With a Name Yes. Congratulations.

@hiddenflare6169

6 жыл бұрын

A Person With a Name yes yes you did.

@itsvairen334

6 жыл бұрын

yes

@dariusmaye

6 жыл бұрын

Yes and you enjoyed it!

@quintoncraig9299

6 жыл бұрын

Yes, you did.

The inklings and octolings are 14 *FBI enters the chat*

@justsaying6341

4 жыл бұрын

Zerch Gaming *laughs in 16 yo*

@mariofox6643

4 жыл бұрын

Marie, Callie, Marina and Pearl are confirmed adults Both Callie and Marie are 19 as of Splatoon 2 Marina is 18 Pearl is 22 So FBI can't really do much on them . . . Well they might still do Pearl since you wouldn't believe she's an legal adult by appearance. Can't defend Inklings though Splatoon 2 Inklings are 14 years Any Inkling from Splatoon 1 is 16 years old in 2 but that's still not legal age.

@legna3407

4 жыл бұрын

*Also laughs in 15 year old*

@theguywhofiredtheshotgunin6017

4 жыл бұрын

but we don't know the legal age of consent in inkopolis

@agent-ye7pi

4 жыл бұрын

(😧) And what does it have to do with the subject ? I am starting to get scared ...

Basically for the purpose of telling boy from girl That or R34

@andrewsangona9099

3 жыл бұрын

R34 all the way

@farofa2843

3 жыл бұрын

The designer made them to have breasts because he knew everyone would do rule 34 of them, so he outsmarted everyone

@honzikcalimlim

3 жыл бұрын

Agree

Me: I should sleep early today. Also me, 4AM: Why Do Inklings and Octolings have Breasts?

@stulls

5 жыл бұрын

SAME

@mastergaming4505

5 жыл бұрын

Stulls me too

@Moon-ve3cz

5 жыл бұрын

Same

@mastergaming4505

5 жыл бұрын

Quinn aesthetic pancake heaven I don’t need sleep i need answers

Hm, no wonder Marina was assigned into military at-- Oh... that's a bad joke... thats a bad joke from years ago when I was way younger... clever... but shocking.

@GloomyAnimates

6 жыл бұрын

Brodbrody lol oh hey i love your channel!

@themochamuffin1887

6 жыл бұрын

Omg lol

@MegaGyarados

6 жыл бұрын

Ah. Good thinking. I knew about her smarts (well, obviously) but I always thought “But being a genius isn’t enough to be fighting for the Octarians.”

@Snail_kids

6 жыл бұрын

Me too

@XiGlove

6 жыл бұрын

Brodbrody it's 18 and pearl r age 21

Now that we have splatoon 3, we have an actual in-game explanation: SPOILER ALERT!!! The inkling evolution was affected by the syntetic crystals humans made to mimic the sky that got spreaded by the rocket accident, they responde to human toughts and got passed to the marine species, making they eventualy evolve i to the land species they are now, so their evolution became directed torward the development of human-like features, including breasts.

as a person who hold splatoon 3 up as my favorite game ever, i need more splatoon vids discussing the strange anatomical and biological strangeness of these fictional squid people.

Why is the FBI and Scotland Yard at my door

@Lazypackmule

6 жыл бұрын

Because you're Sherlock Bones

@sirknightjatv5134

6 жыл бұрын

Mindy Auron lmao

@oogaboogabe3464

6 жыл бұрын

Mindy Auron keepin the likes @ 69

@gaianexv2109

6 жыл бұрын

Lazypackmule Ha, I get it :D

@agentepolaris4914

6 жыл бұрын

They're 16 in Splatoon 2, you should be fine

Why is there a woomy with a swat uniform outside my door

@dizzyocto2536

5 жыл бұрын

Woomy (RUN)

@jetengineproductions629

5 жыл бұрын

*Smashes down the door with Woomy! ram*

@icy_pod

5 жыл бұрын

Woomy open up!

@thewatermelonbehindtheslaughtr

5 жыл бұрын

(Gets Scoped Charger ready) I got you.

@isharko5081

5 жыл бұрын

FWI(Federal Woomy Investigation) OPEN UUUUP!

The most replayed part of this video is when the male inkling loses its shirt. Let that sink in.

Hey all. Future KZread Lockstin fan here. Splatoon 3 review some stuff. Inklings, Octarians, and other cephalopods have gave us the answer for this in the logs. The sea-life has ate special crystals that humans had. This contained human DNA. Sea life evolution practically explains the rest.

@minerlex

Жыл бұрын

thats what i was thinking, i also have a question about the fuzzy ooze, how would it turn them into a mammal, if golden eggs play a part in the production of fuzzy ooze, how does that link in to mammals if salmons are fish, and how would transformation from cephalopods to mammals, what we see is just our inkling being coated in fur, afterwards there are no signs of ink visible, this can be up for debate

@rayplaysgamesrpg7233

Жыл бұрын

@@minerlex Okay lemme try to break this down. The fuzzy ooze is sci-fi stuff made by [REDACTED] using special crystals that contained human DNA. Don't question it. The Golden Eggs play a part in just powering up stuff. You can probably figure out what [REDACTED] is trying to power up. It doesn't have to do with the mammal stuff. If you gonna question how are Octarians just hairy, but Inklings/Octolings a literal fuzzball, my scientific theory is that [REDACTED] gave the Octarians a dosage, while you literally just get bucket loaded engulfed with that stuff, growing hair everywhere. We also know that through Octo Expansion, they don't need ink to stay in that form, but instead they become zombie-like. Sanitized so to speak.

I love this theory a lot, but considering they also evolved from laying eggs to giving life-birth, they're probably just actual breasts. (UPDATE: NAH, READ FURTHER) *Update:* I have learned more about biology and evolution at this point. And live-birth and breastfeeding may have both evolved for mammals, they are not inherently connected. The breastfeeding part happened because at some point we evolved a different jaw, and as such different methods of growing teeth. At birth, we needed a new way of getting nutrients while our teeth hadn’t finished coming through our gums yet, enter MILK. Looking at inkling and octoling teeth, they seem to have distinctly different dentures than mammals do, so I don’t actually think they breastfeed. (In fact, they may not even be teeth, they might be beaks. Y’know, proper celaphopod beaks.) Perhaps they are indeed merely cosmetic, because inklings and octolings evolved to look more like humans. So they could’ve just taken on the appearance of breasts without actual functional glands.

@itsPlasma06

5 жыл бұрын

But again, they aren't mammals

@dannieyebagsz

2 жыл бұрын

@@itsPlasma06 yeah but maybe they work similarily. Providing some form of nutritious material for babies of the species. The only examples shown for nipple less inklings in this video were male, and knowing the weird biology behind inklings, they mightve evolved so males just dont have nipples anymore and only women desvolt them. Or, crazy theory, maybe both genders have a peak mating or reproduction/parenting age, near which they start forming nipples specifically for those purposes

@AverageEveFan

2 жыл бұрын

Hi pearl aslo WHAT THE FAAAACK

@Wahmageddon

Жыл бұрын

@@itsPlasma06 Evolution can do some wacky things. It can give a reptile mammal-like traits. And a mammal reptile-like traits. For example: The Platypus. Which lay eggs.

@megakirby2131

Жыл бұрын

Yes

How Game Theory would have titled it: INKLINGS are SHARKS?? Boob Science REVEALED Joke aside, I love these little Gnoggin videos with just you at the desk giving a fun and entertaining lecture.

@kirara4953

6 жыл бұрын

Brendan Trevethan You enjoy a lecture? Masochist

@louisaguila2905

6 жыл бұрын

I wouldn't mind Gnoggin becoming a college professor. His lectures will very interesting!

@alexanderthomas3187

6 жыл бұрын

Brendan Trevethan Don't forget the clickbait thumbnail with a rule 34 image and arrows pointing to her breasts. That's the Game Theory Seal of Quality.

@theberrby6836

6 жыл бұрын

Brendan Trevethan Me too. ^^

@oledakaajel

6 жыл бұрын

Nah GT doesn't do clickbait thumbnails like that anymore. A real shame too.

Ya mans asking the real questions

That makes the inclusion of the exterior artificial ink tank that’s a part of their equipment make more sense. If they already have ink tanks inside them, having one on the outside make things a bit more even and fair for the males so their natural disadvantage maters less.

Response to the title: Hentai

@coolkid2531

5 жыл бұрын

Next theory "Why does porn of splatoon exist?"

@Wow-ds8eq

5 жыл бұрын

This comment has 69 likes

@coolkid2531

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wow-ds8eq had rip

@gridthexenomorph3658

5 жыл бұрын

@@Wow-ds8eq now 98

@Wow-ds8eq

5 жыл бұрын

King eel dammit

1950: I bet we’ll have flying cars in the future! 2019:

@1dadall37

5 жыл бұрын

I almost died laughing at this.

@cherokee0580

5 жыл бұрын

It'S nOt 2018! uGh!

@andregon4366

5 жыл бұрын

Bitch please, in 2018 Senran Kagura Reflections already allowed you to feel soft anime titties using the HD Rumble. 2019 will have one hell of an uphill battle to surpass that.

@ahhhhhh8493

5 жыл бұрын

2018

@keynanmartinez

5 жыл бұрын

Born in the right timeline.

Since this is from 2018 and we didn’t know what we do now, I’m gonna chalk it up to the crystals having something to do with their humanlike appearance. Because that is the case, the first squids who dominated the earth had the crystal puddle as their home until they migrated from the water.

Wait so if female inklings have breasts does that mean male inklings would follow logic and have a... *_RULE 34 TRAIN COMING THOUGH!_*

@moojuice5633

5 жыл бұрын

They already do........ I know I'm late

@casualwoomy

5 жыл бұрын

Can confirm

@lewis9s

5 жыл бұрын

_I’m now officially dead inside_

@casualwoomy

5 жыл бұрын

Good

@justsaying6341

4 жыл бұрын

Casual Woomy Damn

You know, we could be discussing how commander tar tar designed the challenges specifically for something that can produce ink despite the fact his AI finds inklings and octolings worthless and he did not know who would take over the world after humans/his death, but instead we're talking about this

@lordjaraxxus5418

5 жыл бұрын

Dumb guess which will be totally non cannon and ties in lore of an entire different franchise that may or maynot be still alive: the game is one of the infinite universes that aperture science has for test chambers and needed test chambers for new gels.... but that would be a ludicrous as half life 3.

@catman5136

5 жыл бұрын

The tests were designed to take the best and brightest of the inklings and octolings, that is why

@syweb2

Жыл бұрын

He made the tests after his initial disappointment (hence the four thangs). There wouldn't be challenges otherwise.

@goatsfluffy8254

Жыл бұрын

I think he just had so much materials that when he became aware of inklings and octolings he just made the tests really fast.

People think the hardest station in the Octo Expansion is the Girl Power Station. COINCIDENCE? I think perhaps.

@SakuraAvalon

6 жыл бұрын

I just beat that part. What a pain in the Ziga-zig-ah

@groudongamer3178

6 жыл бұрын

Real1Gaming I THINK NOT!!!

@Banjo-bl9us

6 жыл бұрын

I did it with Heavy Splatling and Curling Bombs. I'm not sure if that gold toothpick was worth all the effort but at least it can help me spam Tenta Missiles in ranked.

@Silentgrace11

6 жыл бұрын

It was difficult as heck when I tried it continuously with my mainstay dualies, but when someone reminded me that the roller is a one hit KO the battle was a breeze .u. Didn't even bother strategizing, just waited at the "spawn points" and plowed them down.

@bagodrago

6 жыл бұрын

If anyone wants to know, I beat it with Dualies. Things to remember: - Try to spawn camp the first few octolings. - You can kill Octolings standing on the wall before they spawn. (This works for the first few phases.) -If in later phases the orb is damaged, remember you can regenerate its health by shooting it. -Specials are your friends. Specifically Splashdown and Ink Armor. -Listen to Cuttlefish, use the weapon you're most comfortable with. It'll be harder if you don't.

*FBI Arrives* Why do I hear Boss music?

@cyberOIO

4 жыл бұрын

*Wait... Aren't you the boss in sonic games tho?*

@agent-ye7pi

4 жыл бұрын

(☺️) What does FBI means ? Freshest beats inner ?

@cyberOIO

4 жыл бұрын

@@agent-ye7pi Oh you're in so much luck that you don't know how the FBI is.

@agent-ye7pi

4 жыл бұрын

@@cyberOIO (😧) Why ? Are they dangerous ? Do they eat squids with a pinch of salt and lots of spices ? How do I know how to cook squids ? Because I eat squids myself ... Argh well you know what to make someone dangerous in my world they just need to be specist .

@cyberOIO

4 жыл бұрын

@@agent-ye7pi No, ᵗʰᵉʸ ᶜᵒᵐᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵈᵒᵒʳ ᵈᵒʷⁿ ᶦᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵒᵐᵐᶦᵗ ᶦˡˡᵉᵍᵃˡ.

Probably won’t se this, but from the lore of the third game, they were made from some mind reading crystals that read the minds of humanity when they went extinct. The crystals fell into some sea water and made the marine life as human like as possible.

If you want to win a Splatfest, side with Pearl In mostly every experience I've had with splatfests, marina wins popular vote, but Pearl wins both battle wins

@WhiteDarkness3113

6 жыл бұрын

But I actually try to win it cause of the team I choose and yet I lost cause of o.o players ruining the fun in splatfest and in rank battlecafter rank X was announced

@raresweatymannypardospotte3111

5 жыл бұрын

You tired of this yet? R I G G E D

@lamegamertime

5 жыл бұрын

But that's stupid... if you only play to win for the character, or just to win, then what's the point of having splatfest themes? It defeats the whole point, you could just go play regular turf war instead and there'd be no difference.

@SoulEssence

5 жыл бұрын

Nate Wilson I agree, but that's not exactly what I meant. Of course, put all your effort into helping your team win the splatfest. It's just that the numbers seem to lean towards Pearl more often than Marina, so I was just pointing it out :D

@julielittler2672

5 жыл бұрын

Very true, though it didn't work out in retro vs. modern... I wonder how trick vs. treat will turn out this afternoon🤔

I think you handled that subject quite well. Fun without being childish the whole time.

@splatgetti1333

6 жыл бұрын

Icee2222 It's not childish to be pervert and that. No 5 year olds are like that but adults are.

@SlashCraftJack

Жыл бұрын

Convergent evolution

Imma just put my theory out here: So I'd like to think that inkilings in fact since they had to evolve to be on land they also had to evolve to feed and give birth to their young. Squids lay eggs which are always in the water in a really gelatinous shell, and to top that off when squids lay their eggs they never stay with them. Infact some species straight up die after breeding. So when on land they have to evolve to now care for their young and since they're now "humanoids" or more sentient they have developed more humanity in a way. Leaving a child behind is now frowned upon and since they have to feed and take care of their young, they developed mammary glands to make things easier. Idk I like to come up with my own little theories on the game :.)

And we have reached the ULTRA DEEP surface of you tube

@Sickmmaner

4 жыл бұрын

Not really. It's when you see camcorder videos of cults.

Hmmm. Mom: *checks Watch history*

@renamamiya4780

5 жыл бұрын

Rip

@callmezeldaonemoartime

5 жыл бұрын

WoomyGameplay Inc oof

Octopuses Octopi Octopodes These are all acceptable^

@snowpegasi2340

6 жыл бұрын

Kalen McNamara Actually octopi isn't acceptable, that's applying Latin rules to Greek roots, but you still got two out of three.

@aimee4424

6 жыл бұрын

Octopussies

@josukehigashikata9667

6 жыл бұрын

Kalen McNamara correctly pronounced ~octopededes~

@aimee4424

6 жыл бұрын

Scribbling Intensifies sinful minds think alike

@milesgeiger9028

6 жыл бұрын

Its octopedese

3:13 those hand motions are a little suspicious considering the topic... 🤔

@hawkowo3482

4 жыл бұрын

Not really, he's motioning to try to make it as he were explaining.

@chocolateeclare2286

4 жыл бұрын

Delete this

Maybe the Inklings are a different evolved species of the squid with human anatomy. I agree with your theory! It has logic and reason to exist!

I never thought I'd watch a video which is in a nutshell, "Why do women have breasts?"

@AztecAddons

5 жыл бұрын

R/what

@Kvnproduction942

5 жыл бұрын

Damn ur a sexy walrus

@M12GProductions

5 жыл бұрын

Men have breasts, too.

@strionic770

5 жыл бұрын

Children have breasts technically *hears distant police sirens*

@lizzzrd5412

5 жыл бұрын

Why do SQUID women have breasts I’ll have you know

Because Nintendo cares about profit

@Ash-oi9je

6 жыл бұрын

Or fanservice

@killertherealone1691

6 жыл бұрын

Yup tittes

@agentepolaris4914

6 жыл бұрын

Volan Cyber both

@blasterfox188

6 жыл бұрын

T H I C C

@Ash-oi9je

6 жыл бұрын

Probably the best answer

Splatoon 3 finally explains why they're very very human like

This is most definitely interesting by my stand point, especially as someone who’s highly interested in Biology and Genetics, though this doesn’t correlate I still find it highly interesting, thank you sir for bringing this knowledge into the light, much appreciated! ❤️

Maybe, due to the females giving birth, their muscles are on top of the ink sack to make way for the womb, while males have room under the ink sacks to have the muscles there? After all, the strength, athleticism, ink storage etc. is exactly the same for males and females.

@pokeaust7800

6 жыл бұрын

epiccarrot88 That would make sense, so the ink sac could be spread around the torso for males while it’s exclusively in the chest for females

@DanielPereira-ey9nt

6 жыл бұрын

That ,akes sense

@dial9119

6 жыл бұрын

wait it does? man, I need to up on my squiddy knowledge of woomy

I'm getting the Luigi's bulge game theory vibe from this.

@theringsragingflameinciner3901

6 жыл бұрын

Owen stroud hes done this 2 times already

@Robin-vf2lk

6 жыл бұрын

Same

@mcqueen3825

6 жыл бұрын

We meet again

@luckytidbit6225

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

It could also be that the theory how the inklings based their bodies around humans, then the Octolings matched the Inklings to mimic a more week performing body for combat They could also attract a mate

There is the possibility of them still laying eggs, they just lay the egg in their womb, it hatches, and grows in the womb, developing a placenta.

@RabidLeroy

3 жыл бұрын

That takes me back to third year bioscience. I took a unit in reprod development and it references embryology with focus on the yolk sac. So yup, the yolk sac definitely comes into play.

THAT PUN IN THE THUMBNAIL THO

@kirb3963

6 жыл бұрын

the dark nerd FREAKING AMAZING

@asherdevin

6 жыл бұрын

I don't get it

@Lonk742

6 жыл бұрын

It’s amazing

@casualcyberguy1314

6 жыл бұрын

Devin Asher Antawoomy Woomy is what a inkling is most known for saying thanks to GG gabriel gaming

@kariel5399

6 жыл бұрын

My brain didn't notice it the first time

I’m okay with this

@octilingboy7778

6 жыл бұрын

Viantastic wtf what about brigget don't you need took after her

@sagehanson190

6 жыл бұрын

vian what are you doing here and why has nobody noticed you.

@korulet7901

6 жыл бұрын

Viantastic oh no....... Well bye 😑🔫

@bennyibarra9417

6 жыл бұрын

Me too (I need help) #teammarina #peaplearemeantomarina

@bennyibarra9417

6 жыл бұрын

Java Juice all of us that includes you (I think... Don't know)

When did my life get to the point where I decided to watch 12 minutes of someone explaining why inklings have breasts

Friend: “what are you watching??” Me: *“just a guy explaining about breasts”* Friend: .... *._.* *WHY* ....

@blazkowicz9652

3 жыл бұрын

Me: *STFU,I LIKE THEM!!!*

ink is stored in the balls

@ethaan3164

6 жыл бұрын

cryfish lies

@toadboydude5015

6 жыл бұрын

Mmm...

@ryukomatoi163

6 жыл бұрын

(ʘ ͜ʖʘ)

@junglebook3063

6 жыл бұрын

Just called up Einstein and he approves that this is a very true fact.

@7emv

6 жыл бұрын

*I N K I N G T H E W H O L E M A P*

Why are the police at my door

@ngyes2904

6 жыл бұрын

1. *Are 2. Why do I see you everywhere

@tobiasarevalo9929

6 жыл бұрын

Vsauce Puppet why are unfunny overused jokes on my coment section

@LokiScarletWasHere

6 жыл бұрын

Ngyes, as much as grammar nazis (especially the British) will claim that "police", despite being a collective noun, should be only treated as plural, it doesn't matter nearly as much to the continent of maple syrup, burgers, and tacos, especially since the two ways you can address a collective can be used to emphasize that they operate as one or as individuals in a group.

@macawesomebird3383

6 жыл бұрын

Because you used incorrect grammar

@Dougy

6 жыл бұрын

Everywhere

Since inklings can’t live in water the eggs would ever have to be in some kind of container full of ink, an egg similar to birds, or like with some sharks the eggs would stay within the mother to hatch then be released. Some sharks have belly buttons so the breast could be muscles. Pigeons also make milk like substance from their throat for their babies if they can not find food so breast aren’t the only option for how animals can create food for offspring. So the breast being muscles seems like a pretty reasonable theory to me.

New solution thanks to Splatoon 3 lore drop kinda spoilers ahead In 3 it is revealed the reason marine life came to the surface is due to being infused with crystals that humans had that read their minds and then reflected their desires, which is why the sky of Alterna looks like the sky. When sea creatures absorbed these crystals the desires of humans were also absorbed and because the humans of Alterna desired to see the surface as the thing they wanted most it got reflected into sea life to note this affect squid and octopus the most as seen by the fact they were the first two sea creatures to evolve to land, probably due to the fact the crystals were made from squid and octopus which stands to reason other human desire is also in there just less than loving the surface, which is why they became more and more human like in appearance and behaviour. also the reason why Octarins are so obsessed with taking back the surface. This next part is a bit out there but it could still apply, the reason why breasts is because humanity loves tits.

Next time, on Lockstin and Gnoggin... "Why do KZread Thumbnails Have Breasts"?

@gstyles4567

6 жыл бұрын

Clickbait.

@Fergusonhelper225

6 жыл бұрын

sex sells baby

@bewmotionsk627

6 жыл бұрын

Cuz youtubers are horny

Mom It’s not what it looks like

@poof346

6 жыл бұрын

It’s for research I swear

@keynanmartinez

5 жыл бұрын

It's for art reasons...

@peterheid4433

5 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂🤣

it's funny how this entire video is mostly irrelevant because of the new lore given in the Splatoon 3 story mode lol

Your lore based theory makes sense for this reason: Whenever I'm in a battle, the team with more female members almost always wins. It has happened time and time again. One time I was the only male on my team and the other team was entirely male. I purposely did a terrible job, and my team still won in a blowout. Needless to say, this supports your theory, but also makes the game unfair. I plan to datamine Splatoon 2 in hopes to discover if female characters really do have an unfair advantage. If they do, I'll blab the news all over the Internet and complain to Nintendo.

@tonk4601

4 жыл бұрын

every time I go on an all male team and verse an all female team the male team always wins although I always have good luck with randoms on turf war.

@squidfan6187

4 жыл бұрын

Well, it's been 7 months. Find anything good?

@theman678

4 жыл бұрын

You and your team are just good

@Supasmartguy

4 жыл бұрын

@@squidfan6187 I said I plan to, not I will

@squidfan6187

4 жыл бұрын

@@Supasmartguy boo

3:15 Lockstin your hands are giving your thoughts away

@pythiasibyls6269

6 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly!

@busyjackson

6 жыл бұрын

You're right 😂

Okay... Let's just disregard the fact that they can turn a puddle of ink into a *swimming pool.*

@facefisted

6 жыл бұрын

Samuel Robb do they destroy the floor of something?

@wonktea

6 жыл бұрын

CakeCat they can

Well because of Splatoon 3 now we know that their evolution is basically influenced by the memories of humans

Now coming back to this after Splatoon 3 lore we can safely say they saw an illustration of a human of some sort and then took that form seeing how they can transform into squid-form at any time

The real question is: *Why not?*

@radicaljoedst1365

5 жыл бұрын

You have a good point there.

@slumpbuster2331

5 жыл бұрын

Because they’re not related to humans

@yvmmiii

5 жыл бұрын

Duh thats im i was saying through the whole video🤣

@opsoc777

5 жыл бұрын

most applicable comment on entire video.

@keynanmartinez

5 жыл бұрын

Because guilty pleasure.

How long did you stared at Marina to get this idea for a video?

@pkvox155

6 жыл бұрын

My guess 2 hours

@ianfox4966

6 жыл бұрын

24 weeks

@freddobreddo2710

6 жыл бұрын

One min

I have understood why Big Man exists instead of a male inkling or octoling idol.

I feel sorry for the FBI agent who has to go through his search history

The return of the running joke

@dljb1894

6 жыл бұрын

Mokey Mokey king

@kaitheking0x116

6 жыл бұрын

Says the yugioh monster who’s monster is nothing more than a runny gag in the yugioh community

@mokeymokey1035

6 жыл бұрын

KnightWolf 0X Ow, my pride.

@richardwilliams6676

6 жыл бұрын

Mokey Mokey How'd you get away from Little Belowski anyway?

So about the male inkling not having nipples... if you look at any Japanese media like video games or anime, Free! (Iwatobi Swim Club) is a great example of this, male nipples tend to be missing. So I'm not sure about a shirtless inkling being reliable there. Otherwise, great video! :D

@HALOASSASSIN24

5 жыл бұрын

@gucci fam nipples would just be a 2d texture on the chatacter model. It's worth noting that if inkings were never intended to appear topless then they probably wouldn't bother with adding nipples to the texture map, as it would be a pointless detail.

@pacey_808

5 жыл бұрын

@gucci fam no, you're all wrong, obviously the characters are also highly evolved human-LIKE, species like the inklings. Nobody does things to save time on development, everything is calculated for niche fanbases that make theories on everything imagine imaginable

@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q

5 жыл бұрын

Well, I guess that that means that they shoot ink out of their boobs... Huh. AND AS DO BOYS

@breakeranimation4146

Жыл бұрын

@@RokeJulianLockhart.s4eb2q That would make for an interesting Art Piece where the inkling/Octoling Boys just go full on Franky from One Piece and have Nipple Lazars.

Marina is an octoling, so DOES an inkling give live birth? that could be an octoling only thing.

So out you saying that Pearl could benchpress me?

@Landon_08-bd3vc

Ай бұрын

apparently

I thought my number was up with the doorbell rang: *Since when do mailmen have handcuffs?*

Sheldon is still the best character. He makes all the weapons, is a tremendous nerd, and he has a flying truck.

@AnUncreativeGuy

6 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Tash smh you mean best girl

Oh, if ONLY you kept that question till Splatoon 3!

Why are all societies leaded by men in splatoon? (Mr. Grizz, DJ Octavio, Cap’n Cuttlefish) Maybe they were just for display.

@ninja6245-real

5 жыл бұрын

Wow... just, wow

@foxthebox5113

4 жыл бұрын

What if DJ Octavio is female?

@chocolateeclare2286

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe the women were given the brawn and men the brains?

@wariot707

4 жыл бұрын

You forgot Commander Tarter.

@foxthebox5113

4 жыл бұрын

@@wariot707 Commander Tartar leads a society? Which one?