You know its a serious matter when someone's mom mails you to unban her son

@Castawot.

2 жыл бұрын

**doni flashbacks**

@ngspace9829

2 жыл бұрын

It is funny because it isn't

@reactaleu

2 жыл бұрын

@@ngspace9829 your right because your not

@ngspace9829

2 жыл бұрын

@@reactaleu you're*

@user-yw3ic8qc1h

2 жыл бұрын

plot twist : it wasn't her mom

ashswag: "Not the orphans, guys!" also ashwag: *so anyways i kicked a baby villager out of his house*

@Spacebugg

2 жыл бұрын

its not dead so its okay

@S4c9

2 жыл бұрын

The difference is the baby villager has family

@WitherRage

2 жыл бұрын

Rip

@ass4ssinang3l97

2 жыл бұрын

He said Garrys not Guys

@rave9999

2 жыл бұрын

lol

"And after I finish residing Sun Tzu the art of war" Smart choice.

@Number_1_monday_Hater

2 жыл бұрын

@Jaimbot if she leaves you for another there is always her mother - Sun Tzu the art of war

@jaimysjk6330

2 жыл бұрын

Omg thanks you for the quote sun tzu I will never forget this magical moment…!!!! btw this is my alt acc

@Number_1_monday_Hater

2 жыл бұрын

@@jaimysjk6330 any time - Sun Tzu the art of war

@lorantpapp07

2 жыл бұрын

Can you send me a copy of the book? I want to troll my literature teacher by reading the art of war instead of the mandatory summer break book.

@Number_1_monday_Hater

2 жыл бұрын

@@lorantpapp07 sorry I've run out of copies of the book : /

You know these kids are actually hella smart, they made a funnu email and sent it to him, made the discord id fake so he would pry in further, make an ACTUAL puzzle for him so he would make a video about it, and it all actually worked

@milan673

Жыл бұрын

Its fake probably lol

@noahdude628

Жыл бұрын

@@milan673 r/nothingeverhappens. buddy, we get you have trust issues. but stuff happens. its possibly fake, maybe, but not probably.

@ThunderGuyz

Жыл бұрын

Smort

@zirobie1016

Жыл бұрын

or everythink is fake, the email fake the he setup the just to world to make vid about it

@DisorderlySpud

Жыл бұрын

@@noahdude628 this is the redditor of all time

The end music was literally the best thing I’ve heard all day

@michelvega9807

2 жыл бұрын

this is so true

@bunthekawaiicoreaxolotl2713

2 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@xxgaby_lonlyxx1264

2 жыл бұрын

Was just watching some dnf content so I'm happy •^•

@jossb6256

2 жыл бұрын

Agreed.

@1LikeWaffless

2 жыл бұрын

TRUEEEE

“Not the orphans!” Technoblade: “Haha yes kill them all”

@AJ-ey2fq

2 жыл бұрын

@petro the lamprey you’ll find out as soon as you stop living under a rock

@fnafdisruptor

2 жыл бұрын

@petro the lamprey but that’s his meme- ANYWAY ORPHAN BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@wiysson

2 жыл бұрын

@@AJ-ey2fq its a joke lmaooo

@levachan5610

2 жыл бұрын

@@fnafdisruptor lol

@fnafdisruptor

2 жыл бұрын

@@levachan5610 orphan. blood.

This was a whole ass ARG they put you through and you survived. Subbed

@weirdcakes304

2 жыл бұрын

Wait you’re right this is technically an ARG- Well then this is my new favorite ARG

@liammogus6483

Жыл бұрын

You weren’t subbed before *tsh* *looks at the unsubbed button on my screen* Crap..

04:36 best ever singing

The art of war was a nice touch Truly a good soldier

@NatureBoyMattyG

2 жыл бұрын

If fighting is to result in victory than we must fight!

@notscythe3488

2 жыл бұрын

You stupid 9 year old stans ruined the book

@notscythe3488

2 жыл бұрын

@@NatureBoyMattyG gay

The ending music is the BEST MUSIC EVER. PROVE ME WRONG

@gummygods6253

2 жыл бұрын

I can’t it true

@enderfire3379

2 жыл бұрын

Scratch taco

@frazixofficial842

2 жыл бұрын

No...i dont think i will

@akesan2374

2 жыл бұрын

All i can answer is Super Minamimoto World

@Rickythaias82

2 жыл бұрын

Yea heatwaves is coil

This is the most dedication I've ever seen u put into a server

A narrative so compelling it seems finely crafted.

@supercool1312

Жыл бұрын

hmmmmm

Garroth’s death is one to remember

Fun fact:scaft folding would work as you can brigh from just clicking on the top of the tower it will stil create a path to get to the signs but how wil you get bamboo and stuf

@hashim_79_

2 жыл бұрын

That's why scaffolding won't work; you can't get bamboo

@KonigHoff

2 жыл бұрын

@@hashim_79_ I think fishing can drop bamboo

@hashim_79_

2 жыл бұрын

@@KonigHoff Maybe, but you still need a big enough area to fish, they changed the requirements and you can't just fish in a small pocket of water. Lakes and stuff don't spawn naturally in superflats and making an artificial pond is just not worth the hassle.

*iron golem killing baby zombies* Ash: not the orphans, not the orphan's xD Technoblade: I am proud

Ashswag to a new start a new beginning all the hail the swagmeister

@endgamerplays

2 жыл бұрын

lol no

@leaves.5433

Жыл бұрын

YES

Better storyline than the entire Avengers series

@maanxv4896

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@KubabHelped

2 жыл бұрын

hi bake

@TajeGAME

2 жыл бұрын

@@KubabHelped kubro

@KubabHelped

2 жыл бұрын

@@TajeGAME blakeus baneus

@frenklico185

2 жыл бұрын

You will eventually regret writing this comment by reading an 2 hour long essay dedicating it's time to proving you wrong

for your precision pearling needs: -get a stack of snow balls/snow blocks -throw snowballs until you have the correct aim. -switch to pearls. throw under same angle.

@marcogamerbr1807

Жыл бұрын

i'm not 100% sure but i think in superflat worlds there is no snow

@rupertrobertus5712

Жыл бұрын

@@marcogamerbr1807 then you throw that pearl with confidence. just picture yourself hitting the target and it will work out for you.

So... who's gonna tell him he could have made a stone sword from the villager houses?

Oh my god it’s not a short! Still love the shorts tho

Pog heat waves at the end

In moment 2:43 I thought: man, this iron golem should be called TECNOBLADE

on the end of the video sometimes all i think about its you i liked that lol

ash has contact to kids MOMS now bro like bruh ash hitten em up

@SuperFanatic22731

2 жыл бұрын

i am confused

@susilysus

2 жыл бұрын

@@SuperFanatic22731 he is saying that ashswag has the moms contacts now and the guy that has 10/10 english was surprised and said "bruh ash hitten me up"

@susilysus

2 жыл бұрын

i dont actually know but ok

@christopherbrown8498

2 жыл бұрын

To people confused, I meant to write em and not me but I never realized that it said me

*OUTRO MUSIC BLESSED OUR EARS*

@ItsmeUVie

2 жыл бұрын

*Bledded

@Lando_10

2 жыл бұрын

@@ItsmeUVie yea....i hate u for saying u hated that song THAT SONG WAS A BLESSING

Bro, that was some detective stuff at the end.

“It’s adventure time” I’m laughing so hard rn

that outro is gorgeous

I love the singing at the end

You're an absolute legend of mystery solver :D

Yo dude got some banger outro music lol “best singing ever”!!

You know this is serious when the video is longer than a minute

That outro is a masterpiece

« No not the orphans ! » You can hear the evil in his voice. He truly is the heir of Technoblade.

@Maria.709

2 жыл бұрын

XD

@erintv4762

2 жыл бұрын

Technoblade shall be proud.

@crankheart

2 жыл бұрын

omg technoblaed!!!!!! hes so funny and the best MineCraft pevper!!!!

@imaingan4884

2 жыл бұрын

does that mean hes gonna get cancer

@ThereWhenever

2 жыл бұрын

I don't know what you're talking about he's not the air to technoblade technoblade is that air to Ash actually no techno blade is really just a copycat

Heat waves been fakin' me out, Can't make you happier now

You are the best Minecraft detective ever 😂💯

The iron golem would make techno proud

people say that Ash is still recovering from this vid

we need an 1 hour version of the heat waves remix at the end

THE HEATWAVES AT THE END GAVE ME VIETNAM WAR FLASHBACKS

Mans could used wood in village, made a boat, and floated over, but that's too easy for swag man himself

finally, a 5 minutes long video

I haven’t checked on this channel in ages ash has grown a lot

i love how he didnt even think about the member being underage (he was 100% underage)

Finally a longer vid from ash ....

That outro 🎶🎶🎶

Ash: not the orphans technoblade: yes the orphans

This lore was crazy man-

The mystery still lives on, good luck.

Ashswag, the great singer..... 😇

petition to make ashswag sing heat wave fully

That end music though. Dang that was beautiful

The email reminds me of Doni bobes (He had a whole series called “hackers mom” where some random hackers mom wanted him to unban her son after he hacked)

@user-pl9yq3fc8u

2 жыл бұрын

they were fake tho lmao

Ashswag needs to drop a whole album

@lmstallings13

2 жыл бұрын

💯

Mattpat: I gotchu homie

ash: spends days getting a single pearl me: uses replay mod

Outro music is so lovely for my ears

“Capitalism” The delivery was gold

Nobody below the age of thirty five types like this- Ashwag-2021 LOVE IT

Ashswag: sometimes I think about youuu

Man where could I get that heatwaves cover man?-

Ngl this is a good content.

Imagine the signs were just a rickroll

The heat wavves at the end!! 😂😂

A thrilling tale.... A wild adventure...... And a goal Read Those Signs

@pleasec7619

2 жыл бұрын

Tomorrow right

@bruhher5561

2 жыл бұрын

Ashswag: the signs In your local theater at 4:20 PM At the 6th of august

@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT

2 жыл бұрын

@@bruhher5561 6th of august, my birthday :D

Petition for ash to make a full cover of Heat Waves (The end song)

@wis3099

2 жыл бұрын

Signed

Ashwag I love your videos merry Christmas

He protec He attak And most of all he give those zombies a big ol' wack -Some DanTDM video

She's probably the average Facebook mom

ik this is unrelated but I just drank some water and it tasted really good

@Ir1sss_

2 жыл бұрын

Same lmao

That music at the end man. It’s the exact thing I enjoy listening to while robbing a family of 4

yea ashswagg switched his job he became musician

When is the outro music gonna be an album ash?

-The singing at the end- Qauckity: Ohh poggers thats poggers -Vid ends- Quackity: Thats not poggers

Outro = Heat Wave Love That Song Man!

for a kid he actually was pretty smart about how to hide those signs

Everyone is paying attention to garroths death. But we forgot something… WHO KILLED HIM

@andrewaftontheandroidhedge2780

2 жыл бұрын

he combusted that or a creeper did it

@bubblin_6655

2 жыл бұрын

@ andrew Afton the android hedgehog I think he got shot or blown up

They may have had the names there because this was a scheme to get you to contact them, where they would play victim and try to get unbanned so they can do the same thing again.the mother didn't email you ,THEY did.they purposely gave a false discord so you would be intrigued.the adventure mode around the signs was to make you even more interested as time passed,to the point where you'd contact them to find out.but you didn't meaning they lost.

that memorial was so deep

Him singing heat waves cracked me up

I was sccrolling through my 140 dnf related saved things folder in my camera roll, decided to watch Techno's Potato war 2 for the 20th time, saw I had notifications, and accidentally clicked on this. I was not disappointed.

Oh this... this is beautiful

This is the most hilarious email and video ever

That ending was personal.

Wouldn't extending scaffolding from just outside the adventure mode zone also work? Or no?

@hellonearth311

5 ай бұрын

HOw to get bamboo in superflar, stoopid

3:48 game mode updated? Sus

@llma

2 жыл бұрын

Oh yeah true

@swaggerz_gang1

2 жыл бұрын

Remember the intro it said it turns him to adventure

@llma

2 жыл бұрын

@@swaggerz_gang1 yeah mb

@God-gf6ye

Жыл бұрын

It turned into adventure mode

Happy 609K!! (nice)

very good music choice at the end

Caught in 4k in 3:49 Cheating Legends Noticed!

@theharolddogeandfishhappygma

10 ай бұрын

The command block switches between adventure and survival

@theharolddogeandfishhappygma

10 ай бұрын

And you get glowstone from clerics

@oxanis

6 ай бұрын

​@@theharolddogeandfishhappygma r/woooosh

"not the orphans..." ashwagg 2021, techno: DIE!!!

Love how he tries to hide her name but it’s clearly Cecila

Man I didn’t know you could sing so well

Come back or get clapped-Sun Tzu

U can see the mothers name at the bottom of the note lol when it says giant well wishes at 0:01

Man I loved it when he played my fav song at the end

Rest in peace Gareth, you will always be missed.

The orphan killer had the art of war recited at his funeral Technoblade is that you?

the best song award goes to Ashsweg

We need a full version of the end music

YOOO HERATAGE FOR THE FUTURE MUSIC EARNED A SUB