Why Celsius Fell Apart

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Unbank yourself - not a great plan in hindsight
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This video is an opinion and in no way should be construed as statements of fact. Scams, bad business opportunities, and fake gurus are subjective terms that mean different things to different people. I think someone who promises $100K/month for an upfront fee of $2K is a scam. Others would call it a Napoleon Hill pitch.

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  • @Coffeezilla
    @Coffeezilla2 жыл бұрын

    As hard as I tried, I couldn’t even fit everything in this video, as long as it is… so here’s EVEN MORE DETAIL FOR THOSE INTERESTED! Alex Mashinsky’s Connections to Past Rugpulls- Alex has some strange connections to prior failed ICOs, that look like RUGPULLS. This was reported initially by Dirty Bubble Media: Basically the story goes that Alex has an NFT twitter profile that proves his ownership of this wallet: 0xc33192B79AD149b05169516A8aF2adc6e1E08EF6 This wallet is then connected to an account that dumped a bunch of ICO coins from companies he previously advised on-SIRIN LABS and MICROMONEY. But it doesn’t stop there, some of the sketchy hires we discuss in this video, like the ones arrested for money laundering are CONNECTED to these past rugpulls, as explained by UpperEchelonGamers.(linked in description) stETH/ETH liquidity issues: Not to be confused with the Stakehound situation, Celsius had further issues with an ETH2.0 derivative on DEFI pools where they found themselves stuck either keeping their staked ETH2 or selling a derivative worth less. Linked: www.coindesk.com/markets/2022/06/14/staked-ether-becomes-focus-of-crypto-stress-from-celsius-to-three-arrows/?outputType=amp Let me know what you think of longer videos like this!

  • @neanc

    @neanc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Love the longer videos. I have been watching this story with some interest

  • @soapbox435

    @soapbox435

    2 жыл бұрын

    keep doing good work their are to many scams out their

  • @daniellenewby3169

    @daniellenewby3169

    2 жыл бұрын

    Is it possible you could pin this so we dont lose your comment when other people start commenting.

  • @brettb2932

    @brettb2932

    2 жыл бұрын

    How much longer before Tether collapse. Based on reserves they should be out of on hand cash

  • @casewhite5048

    @casewhite5048

    2 жыл бұрын

    your starting to look like Al Borland from from Home improvement. You all know my assistant, Al "what's the point of having a weekend?" Borland!

  • @someone-fixtf2
    @someone-fixtf25 ай бұрын

    My dumbass thought it was the temperature

  • @blademasterzero

    @blademasterzero

    2 ай бұрын

    Same lmao

  • @randomman466

    @randomman466

    2 ай бұрын

    Same

  • @newdawnalex

    @newdawnalex

    2 ай бұрын

    Me too.

  • @Cytorb

    @Cytorb

    2 ай бұрын

    Same bruh

  • @Noblesse_Sapphire

    @Noblesse_Sapphire

    2 ай бұрын

    Same 😅 when I saw the thumbnail, my first thought was like "every country except the USA are using celcius, so i think it's gonna be fine" completely forgor about the company

  • @aok2075
    @aok20752 жыл бұрын

    "The government is corrupt so let's give our money to anonymous people in a deregulated system." -Crypto logic

  • @moonshadow7057

    @moonshadow7057

    2 жыл бұрын

    exactly, crypto people don’t understand what “two wrongs don’t make a right” mean!

  • @TouringWolf42

    @TouringWolf42

    2 жыл бұрын

    It's just the same crony capitalism but with a backwards cap instead of a top hat.

  • @tentringer4065

    @tentringer4065

    2 жыл бұрын

    ​@@moonshadow7057 it's part of the Libertarian mindset; selfishness solves all problems.

  • @raztube90

    @raztube90

    2 жыл бұрын

    You don’t have to give it to anyone you can keep it all to yourself in a ledger.

  • @aok2075

    @aok2075

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@raztube90 In order to obtain the currency in the first place you have to buy it ie. give someone your money

  • @maxwellhouse750
    @maxwellhouse750 Жыл бұрын

    I think the failure of all crypto companies could be summed up by the following phrase “Everything was going great till people started wanting their money”

  • @UnKnown-xl1iy

    @UnKnown-xl1iy

    Ай бұрын

    oh, that’s deep

  • @venerable_nelson

    @venerable_nelson

    18 күн бұрын

    It explains the push on the term HODL. Crypto works if everyone HODL's.

  • @iheartlreoy8134

    @iheartlreoy8134

    11 күн бұрын

    @@venerable_nelsonexcept the owner 😂

  • @isaac6077

    @isaac6077

    Күн бұрын

    @@venerable_nelson”it only makes you money if you never actually get any money”….. this is why crypto is a scam

  • @aarondesalvio
    @aarondesalvio11 ай бұрын

    And here we are one year later: Mashinsky is indicted by the DOJ and sued by the FTC, CFTC, and SEC. Great work as always Coffee! Investigative journalism at its finest

  • @JordanDragonAs

    @JordanDragonAs

    7 ай бұрын

    Now in jail

  • @Jsl_516
    @Jsl_5162 жыл бұрын

    I owe Coffezilla big. I took all my assets off Celsius right after his Luna video at the beginning of May. It really made me think twice about who I was trusting with my money.

  • @dc7993

    @dc7993

    2 жыл бұрын

    Congrats, it's scary man, glad you even could get out.

  • @landline00

    @landline00

    2 жыл бұрын

    Buy Bitcoin at any price: HODL

  • @sarcasticdragon8673

    @sarcasticdragon8673

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@landline00 bruh im so diamond hand its almost like i forgot my password

  • @michaelmartin9148

    @michaelmartin9148

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well done dude!!! A lot of others might well soon regret not doing as you did.

  • @Jsl_516

    @Jsl_516

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@michaelmartin9148 Thanks! I've joked that getting my money off Celsius at the 11th hour was the best trade I've made in years.

  • @muresanadi88
    @muresanadi882 жыл бұрын

    Well he definitely delivered on the promise of unbanking their customers.

  • @Martin-qb2mw

    @Martin-qb2mw

    2 жыл бұрын

    hahahhah

  • @adelanaofficial

    @adelanaofficial

    2 жыл бұрын

    BURN!

  • @CM-oc1bw

    @CM-oc1bw

    2 жыл бұрын

    Adrian- well played and thank you I needed the laugh. Obviously not laughing at a lot of regular folks losing their savings.

  • @smeff099

    @smeff099

    2 жыл бұрын

    Zing

  • @nal101

    @nal101

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @embyrr922
    @embyrr922 Жыл бұрын

    What I can't get over is him claiming that VOIP was completely disconnected from the phone companies/infrastructure, as if the internet didn't operate over phone lines in the 90's.

  • @hulkslayer626

    @hulkslayer626

    Жыл бұрын

    I was thinking this exact thing lol I get my internet from the phone company 😂

  • @thomastaylor648

    @thomastaylor648

    10 ай бұрын

    ... and given the slow adoption of voip, we had to connect voip directly to the telecoms so anyone would even be willing to use it.

  • @danm9297
    @danm9297 Жыл бұрын

    This is like watching all the personalities of all the toxic people I have encountered in my personal life play out but with billions of dollars of innocent people's money.

  • @simonh6371

    @simonh6371

    2 ай бұрын

    Come on who is innocent in crypto? They're all wannabe scammers.

  • @pretzelbomb6105

    @pretzelbomb6105

    3 күн бұрын

    @@simonh6371The people at the top? The founders and token minters? The ones making these “projects” that go nowhere? Scammers, nearly to a man. The ones losing money, the source of all the profit these tokens will ever see? A few scammers here and there, but most are average joes. 9-5ers, day laborers, the night janitor, farmers, retirees, etc. People who put in several grand they saved up over years, banking on promises of things they didn’t understand because the people running things told them in very flowery language that they didn’t have to.

  • @NotTotallyHopeless
    @NotTotallyHopeless2 жыл бұрын

    It pays to always be suspicious of people who constantly position themselves as standing against some easy villian like the banks, the media, big pharma, etc. It's just an emotional appeal meant to lower your suspicion.

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @skylounge

    @skylounge

    2 жыл бұрын

    You mean, like the woke mob?

  • @joelwhitmore3550

    @joelwhitmore3550

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sounds like GME apes

  • @slevinlucky3240

    @slevinlucky3240

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yes, but banks are evil

  • @tomd10

    @tomd10

    2 жыл бұрын

    Use of Emotion always leads to poor judgment

  • @ChengTeoh
    @ChengTeoh2 жыл бұрын

    Celsius : "We're not a bank." Also Celsius : "We enable you to deposit your coins and enable you to lend them to someone else"

  • @Reth_Hard

    @Reth_Hard

    2 жыл бұрын

    I don't like banks a lot and the few money I've got in my account isn't giving me 10% but at least I'm pretty sure it will still be in my account next year and the year after this and the other one after that... lol

  • @msnhao

    @msnhao

    2 жыл бұрын

    But they don’t enable you to withdraw them, so obviously they’re not a bank

  • @toomanyaccounts

    @toomanyaccounts

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@msnhao well they did till a death spiral occured

  • @areyousur3

    @areyousur3

    2 жыл бұрын

    They were never a bank. Closed to a hedge fund, they just had savvy marketing

  • @Aitorek_

    @Aitorek_

    2 жыл бұрын

    They wish they were a bank in scenarios like this one. Nobody will bail them out now

  • @JaVaughn
    @JaVaughn2 жыл бұрын

    Coffee is probably KZread's very best at the moment. The amount of research and ACTUAL work put into these videos in insane. Not to mention the fact that his editing is perfect and he's an overall hilarious guy.

  • @JaVaughn

    @JaVaughn

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@samlevy2137 woah her channel looks sick, great recommendation, I will definitely check her out!!

  • @vonriel1822

    @vonriel1822

    Жыл бұрын

    People Make Games are also doing some incredible journalism, if you want another channel.

  • @pbinnj3250

    @pbinnj3250

    7 ай бұрын

    100% agree.

  • @user-kl5nm3xo2f

    @user-kl5nm3xo2f

    7 ай бұрын

    Barely sociable is top notch as well

  • @mirandamanga9083

    @mirandamanga9083

    5 ай бұрын

    @@JaVaughnwho

  • @eduardblackbeard3913
    @eduardblackbeard3913 Жыл бұрын

    "Having someone with only two years of experience handling hundreds of millions of dollars in customer money is always going to be bad." FTX: Hold my polycule.

  • @JordanDragonAs

    @JordanDragonAs

    6 ай бұрын

    They had at least more experience

  • @meru8348
    @meru83482 жыл бұрын

    OMG I completely agree Coffee, who tf brings a laptop to the beach it’s just gonna get sandy, wet and over heat and honestly if you bring any electronics to the beach it just completely goes against the entire idea of going to the beach altogether your meant to get sandy and wet. Also I guess the stuff about Celsius was a good point to.

  • @justinwatson1510

    @justinwatson1510

    2 жыл бұрын

    I think it could be quite cathartic to throw a laptop into a large body of salt water.

  • @javaskull88

    @javaskull88

    2 жыл бұрын

    Not to mention…you’re at the beach and not having fun. Wtf is wrong with you?!

  • @THICCTHICCTHICC

    @THICCTHICCTHICC

    2 жыл бұрын

    True story - I was a full beach bum when I was uni student. One day I was on the beach typing an essay and the most ROGUE wave came out of absolutely nowhere and straight up destroyed my laptop. I had been there a couple of hours and the waves were crashing nowhere near me. Then that one ruined everything.

  • @NickanM

    @NickanM

    2 жыл бұрын

    @ Report accounts like this. Report them as unwanted spam.

  • @hopelessdecoy

    @hopelessdecoy

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like that you focused on the true message here!

  • @defective6811
    @defective68112 жыл бұрын

    My biggest regret in all of this is that I'll no longer be able to ask cryptobros of they are 'in CEL'

  • @greenlego25

    @greenlego25

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂

  • @enmanuel1950

    @enmanuel1950

    2 жыл бұрын

    This right here is the real tragedy.

  • @electroflame6188

    @electroflame6188

    2 жыл бұрын

    But they still are. That's the whole problem.

  • @nobody6032

    @nobody6032

    Жыл бұрын

    I don't think you know what regret means

  • @3u-n3ma_r1-c0

    @3u-n3ma_r1-c0

    10 ай бұрын

    AI generated joke lmao

  • @zachpsyrax5013
    @zachpsyrax5013 Жыл бұрын

    I was so confused at fist. Never heard of the company so I thought this was going to talk about the measurement of temperature falling apart lol

  • @jozekathezecond

    @jozekathezecond

    Жыл бұрын

    Climate change is as fraudulent as crypto system, at least cryptos do not enforce you to submit

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing What you're Doing.

  • @PicketPolecat
    @PicketPolecat Жыл бұрын

    "There's no 'I' in 'Team', but there's a 'con' in 'Economy'" - Cryptobros, probably

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays
    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays2 жыл бұрын

    Ahh yes. Celsius, it's like a bank, but not a bank, with lending like a bank that isnt bank like, without regulations like a bank. I wonder why it all went wrong.

  • @michaelmartin9148

    @michaelmartin9148

    2 жыл бұрын

    😅🤣😂

  • @profanegaming2829

    @profanegaming2829

    2 жыл бұрын

    Close. Actually it's like a bank, but not a bank, with lending like a bank that isn't a bank, without regulations like a bank and without the protections of a bank that wants to help you defeat the banks but needs bailouts from the banks.

  • @LuciferArc1

    @LuciferArc1

    2 жыл бұрын

    Cause it didn't have government bail out. Cough Federal reserve

  • @LuciferArc1

    @LuciferArc1

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@profanegaming2829 you forgot to add the banks need bail outs from the federal reserve

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @2goober4u
    @2goober4u5 ай бұрын

    Bruh i thought Fahrenheit won

  • @Enderking-xs2zt

    @Enderking-xs2zt

    2 ай бұрын

    Same….very sad day

  • @DF-ep3kk

    @DF-ep3kk

    2 ай бұрын

    Nope. 🙂‍↔️

  • @j-k-o

    @j-k-o

    3 күн бұрын

    Fahrenheit is a shit unit

  • @wjebel
    @wjebel2 жыл бұрын

    Yikes! As someone who had 40% of his crypto on Celsius, this is sobering to hear. I was initially hopeful that I would recover my crypto I had with them. I really thought Celsius was a low-risk place to earn yield because so many prominent youtubers talked positively about Celsius and Alex was on their shows so often. This has been a very painful lesson to learn.

  • @theoh-r9297

    @theoh-r9297

    2 жыл бұрын

    was gunna chuck money in but i cashed it or lost it already so :X

  • @Ashadow700

    @Ashadow700

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sorry to say it mate, but "low-risk" and "crypto" just don't go together

  • @greg2999

    @greg2999

    2 жыл бұрын

    I'm right there with ya. Sucks

  • @iskende

    @iskende

    Жыл бұрын

    Crypto is never low-risk -- it's speculation on an 'asset' with no value.

  • @ryansauchuk7290

    @ryansauchuk7290

    Жыл бұрын

    What?! KZreadrs getting paid to promote things let you down?! HOW COULD THIS HAVE HAPPENED¿|||

  • @FloppyDobbys
    @FloppyDobbys Жыл бұрын

    I am fully convinced that you should always do a background check on the CEO's / "People at the Top" of the company you want to invest in. That would have saved alot of people.

  • @joaobrito2653

    @joaobrito2653

    7 ай бұрын

    You don’t even need to go that far. If a guy is projecting himself as the good guy against all the evil corporations, he is probably evil, especially if what he offers is too good to be true

  • @Emmere
    @Emmere2 жыл бұрын

    What would we do without Coffee? The KZread detective we didn’t know we needed. Sold off all my crypto because a few weeks prior to the crypto collapse (thanks to Coffee) and glad I did.

  • @Patrick-bu5vy

    @Patrick-bu5vy

    2 жыл бұрын

    Absolutely, he's top shelf.....although I'm still not convinced he realizes that these scammers aren't bad apples......they're the whole barrel!

  • @zerotwo7319

    @zerotwo7319

    2 жыл бұрын

    I sold because of the war, but coffe really touches on all the narrative that even bitcoin uses, while showing other projects. it is refreshing to see actual criticism.

  • @mariomario1462

    @mariomario1462

    2 жыл бұрын

    Ah yes, all investors go on youtube and sell their stocks because a youtube influencer told them too.

  • @Patrick-bu5vy

    @Patrick-bu5vy

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@mariomario1462 Ah yes.....so wise one can't even spell to. Buy the dip brah!

  • @mariomario1462

    @mariomario1462

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@Patrick-bu5vy what does an extra o have to do with anything? If u can't actually respond to anything I've said then don't reply. And yes I am buying these dips asid coffee here who has said multiple times he owns bitcoin but keep lying

  • @livelongandtroll9108
    @livelongandtroll91082 жыл бұрын

    *"I don't like sand. It's coarse, rough, and irritating and it gets everywhere... in my keyboard."* Coffeezilla, 2022

  • @tablettablete186

    @tablettablete186

    2 жыл бұрын

    "I hate sand" - Anakin Skywalker

  • @jonathanj8303

    @jonathanj8303

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@tablettablete186 pretty sure Luke also says something similar at some point in episode IV.

  • @doctoroctos

    @doctoroctos

    Жыл бұрын

    If coffeezilla has an Anakin story arc, there will be a KZread channel about his channel

  • @asherwoodrow7471

    @asherwoodrow7471

    Жыл бұрын

    @@doctoroctos "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE! YOU WERE MEANT TO DESTROY THE SCAMS NOT JOIN THEM!"

  • @kilerik
    @kilerik Жыл бұрын

    Years ago I was in a LARP game, playing as a Russian inventor/businessman (which was actually a liar and scam). I saw my character in the clips of this Mashinsky guy. Btw. In the lunch break, another player told me that I was talking great things and everyone seemef to be on board with my plan but he won't be trusting me because my character is Russian and I laughed.

  • @daleyhuard3675

    @daleyhuard3675

    Жыл бұрын

    Love when someone gets out of a scam or Ambush just from hating an arbitrary part of that person. It's hilarious

  • @torrinmedia3998

    @torrinmedia3998

    Жыл бұрын

    This is casual misinformation and propaganda about Russians. Mashinsky was born in Ukraine not the Russian Federation. So he isn’t even a Russian businessman. Russia by the way has restricted Cryptocurrency as the Kremlin says blockchain technology is not trustworthy. So I would rather trust Russian businessmen. They know what they are talking about

  • @nobody6032

    @nobody6032

    Жыл бұрын

    ​@@daleyhuard3675 Totally

  • @CFEF44AB1399978B0011
    @CFEF44AB1399978B0011 Жыл бұрын

    having seen the outcome of the battle of sand vs. sd card, I can confirm, beach and computer don’t match. I dropped a zoom h1n into the sand after it fell out of a pocket, and had been recording waves and sea birds at sunrise. The machine and all the switches got asaulted with a slurry of sandy water which got driven in by waves. The record button was trashed, but the sand went into the sd slot and literally removed half of the micro sd in the machine.

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @caileyrookids

    @caileyrookids

    Жыл бұрын

    _Wow_ that's a lot of linked bots..!

  • @Spagoooterman

    @Spagoooterman

    Жыл бұрын

    Poor man just wanted to share his sand vs sd card story and the bots descended :(

  • @Slavolko

    @Slavolko

    Жыл бұрын

    Your SD card was returning to the quartz beach of its silicon ancestors.

  • @moosenman

    @moosenman

    Жыл бұрын

    Rip, my dad does photography as a hobby and he hates beaches with a passion

  • @Richard_Nickerson
    @Richard_Nickerson2 жыл бұрын

    8:38 "What are you doing to earn money with it?" "It earns at 5.5%!" "But HOW?" "It DOES do it!" "But HOW does it do it?" "It does generate money!" "But HOW?" That's basically what happened there, while the pretty lady just pretended to smile.

  • @jellydae

    @jellydae

    2 жыл бұрын

    pretty lady just sits back and enjoy the crypto drama, lol

  • @Zebo12345678

    @Zebo12345678

    4 ай бұрын

    The guy asking the question would interrupt before whats-his-face could even attempt to bullshit an answer. I wish he just let the guy dig his hole deeper, instead of yelling over him constantly.

  • @Styxswimmer

    @Styxswimmer

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@Zebo12345678 thr guy interrupting him is Peter Schiff. He predicted the last 2 recessions and made a fortune off the banking collapse by betting against the housing bubble

  • @nothobbesmufc949

    @nothobbesmufc949

    2 ай бұрын

    @@Zebo12345678 well he was hoping he could actually get his answer; journalists learned this lesson with SBF given how many of them just let him dig his own grave in their interviews and keep talking.

  • @samuelbodac9174
    @samuelbodac91742 жыл бұрын

    Celcius goes insolvent CityGroup: "You couldnt live with your own failures and where did that bring you? Back to me"

  • @kenneencail

    @kenneencail

    2 жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @mosestheleader25

    @mosestheleader25

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Reality is often disappointing"

  • @altriish6683

    @altriish6683

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @jeronimo196

    @jeronimo196

    Жыл бұрын

    "What did it cost?" "Everything."

  • @RAIJINMARU670
    @RAIJINMARU6703 ай бұрын

    ill be honest i clicked on the video thinking that he was going to explain how celcius fell off and people actually prefer fahrenheit or kelvin. the first couple seconds had me convinced it was an unmarked sponsor. kinda disappointed when i found out it wasnt about celcius temperature but ill still watch it 😂

  • @mac2105
    @mac2105 Жыл бұрын

    Aaaand it's gone, it's all gone.

  • @readmycomment3157
    @readmycomment31572 жыл бұрын

    Damn 1.1m subs. Here since 60k. You deserve it coffee, your content has been quality, consistently and with its own character and niche. Bravo.

  • @vadim666er

    @vadim666er

    2 жыл бұрын

    The definition of a good dude

  • @strickshot

    @strickshot

    2 жыл бұрын

    I was here since 600k

  • @readmycomment3157

    @readmycomment3157

    2 жыл бұрын

    @inspecteur gadjet oui mais j'ai plusieurs comptes

  • @finsflexin

    @finsflexin

    2 жыл бұрын

    Woah 1.1M? didn’t he plan to announce a move to a different digital studio after 1 M subs?

  • @caffeinelife
    @caffeinelife2 жыл бұрын

    Peter Schiff looking positively sane is probably the funnest part of this video. Having been in banking my whole life, I know that people hate banks and think banks are evil - and they are - but regulated banks are essential to any economy. This fantasy of a world without banks due to some technological advance is a nice idea, but we aren't there yet.

  • @segundonoacco3164

    @segundonoacco3164

    2 жыл бұрын

    @H C man most countries have banks on them just because the US put a coup on them.

  • @andresg297

    @andresg297

    2 жыл бұрын

    Banks are the biggest war criminals

  • @ikabrahmantya6630

    @ikabrahmantya6630

    2 жыл бұрын

    Agree, people need A Central authority to regulate them, otherwise survival of the fittest Law aplied to them

  • @OGNord

    @OGNord

    2 жыл бұрын

    Regulated banks IS the economy yea.

  • @blankblank1949

    @blankblank1949

    2 жыл бұрын

    Schiff is sane most of the time, but whenever he talked about crypto he has this hateful persona

  • @shoofle
    @shoofle Жыл бұрын

    it's so funny how people think that blockchain solutions will decentralize finance. they're centralizing them more. just because it's implemented on the cloud doesn't make it suddenly not a single conceptually centralized data store

  • @oasntet
    @oasntet2 жыл бұрын

    I've been at companies that grew at a tenth of the speed of Celcius and fell apart from being unable to onboard new employees (especially managers) well enough to keep productivity up. Growth hacking is extremely dangerous to any company that tries to have a value beyond marketing itself to VCs.

  • @dannys396

    @dannys396

    Жыл бұрын

    If you want to grow a company and have to add a management layer (which is inevitable as everyone can't report to the founder) then you should look to promote within the company as it avoids onboarding issues. A company should focus on bringing in management that lack skills the current team has and become more prominent as the company grows (usually finance, law, sales and HR). But they should continue to invest in the staff that brought the initial growth. This lowers the chance that the culture that fed the success is eroded. However, a 281% organic increase in staff in a year is insane, and I agree pretty much unmanageable no matter the approach.

  • @fartexplosion4480

    @fartexplosion4480

    Жыл бұрын

    It's true. Most companies fail because they can't grow fast enough. Some fail because they grow too fast

  • @himoffthequakeroatbox4320

    @himoffthequakeroatbox4320

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dannys396 Baloney. A perfectly good engineer or programmer might well be dreadful manager.

  • @cinderheart2720
    @cinderheart27202 жыл бұрын

    Just realized I've been watching you long enough to see your hair all grow back after you shaved it. You look good dude.

  • @arsenioseslpodcast3143

    @arsenioseslpodcast3143

    2 жыл бұрын

    weird

  • @beachside1
    @beachside12 жыл бұрын

    Take a look at Safemoon. All the influencers are bailing ship. Gotta love people with their "To the moon or bust" attitude. People with the first name like Safemoon....Well you get the point. Great video Coffee

  • @chewkeat
    @chewkeat2 жыл бұрын

    Always ask ourselves why someone wants to help us become rich. If something is too good to be true, it probably is (too good to be true).

  • @brettc3290
    @brettc32902 жыл бұрын

    Celsius: Forget about banks!!!! Also Celsius: Daddy Citigroup plz save us!!!!

  • @Jackalgirl
    @Jackalgirl2 жыл бұрын

    There's a genre in fiction called "competence porn" (C.J. Cherry's "Foreigner" series is a great example of this). I'm coming to feel that watching Coffee's exposés is a genre all of its own, too: "incompetence porn".

  • @JordanDragonAs

    @JordanDragonAs

    6 ай бұрын

    I have a lot of questions

  • @deaddragon95

    @deaddragon95

    5 күн бұрын

    @@JordanDragonAs same

  • @pretzelbomb6105

    @pretzelbomb6105

    3 күн бұрын

    @@JordanDragonAs "Competence Porn" describes media in which one of the main draws is some or all of the cast performing complex or difficult tasks confidently at a high level. In other words, competently. Compare Sherlock Holmes to Columbo. The former is THE detective in the Western mind, an endless font of logical deduction and well-placed self confidence. The latter shares these traits, but he pretends to bumble about and put the suspects at ease, just in time to pull the rug out at the end. Sherlock Holmes is Competence Porn. The joy in reading his stories comes from solving the mysteries alongside him and watching as his deductions render complex situations down to straightforward connections. Columbo is Comedy. The joy in watching the show comes from knowing Columbo is on the perpetrator's trail. He's as good at his job as Holmes would be, but it's the windiness of the path, rather than its exact creation, that entertains.

  • @ItWasntAPhase
    @ItWasntAPhase2 жыл бұрын

    Celsius succeeded in helping their customers no longer worry about money.....not because they are rich, but because they have none to worry about anymore.

  • @Barry-the_bruiser
    @Barry-the_bruiser Жыл бұрын

    I feel like Celsius was the bank equivalent of “I’m not like other girls”

  • @rheawelsh4142
    @rheawelsh4142 Жыл бұрын

    One thing I've noticed about crypto bros is that to them "decentralized" literally just means that something utilizes the blockchain at some point, regardless of whether it is or isn't actually decentralized

  • @mathiasrryba

    @mathiasrryba

    Жыл бұрын

    They probably don't even understand what the term means in the first place.

  • @samsonsoturian6013

    @samsonsoturian6013

    Жыл бұрын

    The guys with access to admin commands consistently say otherwise

  • @samsonsoturian6013

    @samsonsoturian6013

    Жыл бұрын

    @@mathiasrryba not many, because gangbangers keep ramming it down our throats

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're Doing.

  • @Fusilier7
    @Fusilier72 жыл бұрын

    Alex Mashinsky: We're not a bank, we're a special operations financial institution.

  • @paulustrucenus

    @paulustrucenus

    2 жыл бұрын

    This is not a funny joke, this is a special mood enhancement operation.

  • @ScoundrullonYouTube
    @ScoundrullonYouTube2 жыл бұрын

    Bro I just want to see a video of him doing the process it takes to make these videos, it's one thing to sit down and edit this stuff but it's another to research and actually call people to do interviews, I just don't understand how he puts the puzzle pieces together the way he does it's very impressive

  • @wintersoilder5676

    @wintersoilder5676

    2 жыл бұрын

    @Whatspp☩①⑤⑤⑨②②②①⑧⑨⓪ scammer stay away bro

  • @ronperry5623

    @ronperry5623

    2 жыл бұрын

    You learn how to research in college. I don’t know about how he gets people to do an interview with him (might be with incentives) but at the end of the day, he knows how to do research, and does a great job presenting his findings

  • @codycast

    @codycast

    2 жыл бұрын

    Literally the only thing that causes me to just listen (vs watch) is the strange camera angle he keeps going to just after 19:33. I’m not sure why but it’s super off putting.

  • @tafadzwasavala2769

    @tafadzwasavala2769

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yea a behind the scenes would be great

  • @scrapcrumbs

    @scrapcrumbs

    2 жыл бұрын

    Journalism at its finest. I think we've gotten so used to half baked KZread videos. He's actually trying at a professional level, not just trying to be a KZreadr.

  • @sg_hokkien_opera
    @sg_hokkien_opera2 жыл бұрын

    24 year old was the head of lending at Celsius, having worked as an adult actress prior to joining Celcius. I assume her acting was considered as relevant experience to the crypto industry she was joining 😂

  • @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm

    @Johann_Gambolputty_of_Ulm

    Жыл бұрын

    Well, she had a vast experience of screwing people, so... checks out?

  • @MyRegardsToTheDodo

    @MyRegardsToTheDodo

    Жыл бұрын

    Is there actually anybody who doesn't believe Mashinsky was banging her (or tried to get into her pants)?

  • @kenhart8771

    @kenhart8771

    Жыл бұрын

    Seriously ?

  • @gnupph

    @gnupph

    Жыл бұрын

    @@kenhart8771 pump and dump, bro

  • @areyousur3
    @areyousur32 жыл бұрын

    Celsius was a publicly funded hedge fund that pretended to be a “defi bank” through savvy marketing. They took their customer’s deposits, tried to invest the money and make a bigger return than their apr and withdrawal obligations. This is the truth 👍

  • @tripvic7629

    @tripvic7629

    2 жыл бұрын

    💯

  • @thewhitefalcon8539

    @thewhitefalcon8539

    2 жыл бұрын

    Nothing wrong with being a defi hedge fund as long as they say it's that

  • @drewbeats.3228

    @drewbeats.3228

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thewhitefalcon8539 TRUE

  • @areyousur3

    @areyousur3

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@thewhitefalcon8539 3ac were upfront about it. Doesn’t change that they are bankrupt, but atleast they didn’t con others

  • @TouringWolf42

    @TouringWolf42

    2 жыл бұрын

    So, defi hedge fund? Crypto 1%?

  • @grayaj23
    @grayaj232 жыл бұрын

    Random redditor was trying to justify losing his mother's retirement money, saying "EVERYONE on reddit said it was good!" No. Many people were telling you exactly what was going to happen. You didn't listen. To that guy, I hope your mother testifies against you at your trial.

  • @altriish6683

    @altriish6683

    2 жыл бұрын

    How do you even get control of your mother's retirement money? That's just multiple levels of fucked up

  • @dfonseka2120

    @dfonseka2120

    2 жыл бұрын

    Have a link? I’d love to read the thread

  • @themobsprinter

    @themobsprinter

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@dfonseka2120 I'm a member with a not insubstantial amount of coin in Celsius. I read that thread. Guy put in 1.3 million dollars of his mother's retirement fund and basically said they were going to be destitute. When even other Celsius users started roasting him he tried to defend himself by saying he has high functioning autism, and basically wrote like a 5 year old. I also have high functioning autism. You know what I did? I spread my funds across 3 platforms because diversification is my friend, and I'm not stupid. Only downside is I kept most of my BTC on Celsius so if it goes tits up I lose my most important third, but I still have 2/3rds safe, away from Celsius's stupidity

  • @0daadaadaa0

    @0daadaadaa0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@themobsprinter So he's still in the denial stage of the market cycle psychology....

  • @keonkla

    @keonkla

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@altriish6683 redditor males tend to be the most weaselly and dishonorable

  • @MrJasen22
    @MrJasen2211 ай бұрын

    the founder just got arrested 2023/07/13

  • @banme2784

    @banme2784

    11 ай бұрын

    🎉🎉🎉

  • @anxiouskitt4984
    @anxiouskitt49845 ай бұрын

    I deadass thought this was about the temperature celsius.

  • @studiouswadoo5027
    @studiouswadoo50272 жыл бұрын

    The clip you showed of Alex was him debating Peter Schiff and I saw it a couple months ago. it was laughable to see the vast majority of people thinking Alex won, it was clear Celsius was a house of cards from the very beginning

  • @joshuas.8239

    @joshuas.8239

    2 жыл бұрын

    Was it clear ?

  • @altriish6683

    @altriish6683

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol, two con artists debating each other. Must have been a sight to see

  • @hnlpharmd

    @hnlpharmd

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@altriish6683 This man gets it.

  • @herpderp7114

    @herpderp7114

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@altriish6683 How is Peter Schiff a con artist? Literally everything he sells is straightforward and delivers precisely what is promised.

  • @CommanderRiker0

    @CommanderRiker0

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@altriish6683 Peter Schiff is not a con artist. He's probably has the most integrity of anybody in the financial space. Very strange viewpoint there.

  • @lliamjurdom9505
    @lliamjurdom9505 Жыл бұрын

    Celsius had Kooky written all over it when you listened to the Cultist - Mashinsky guy - KOOKY !!!!

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're Doing.

  • @flfun2no
    @flfun2no2 жыл бұрын

    It's ASMR to me to hear you calling people out. Bravo Coffeezilla!

  • @DROIDekhan
    @DROIDekhan2 жыл бұрын

    Dude I love your content I'm not in the scene of online money but watching your content keeps me up to date on what's big and mostly what to avoid and I'll probably still stay away from digital money but still I'm learning a lot from you and it's crazy thanks man.

  • @shz6148

    @shz6148

    2 жыл бұрын

    stay away from everything but Bitcoin. Bitcoin is the future. Read about it and u will understand. Buy Bitcoin!

  • @durchmesserd5587

    @durchmesserd5587

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shz6148 can you explain why 😅 i dont have Money anyway but i would be Vers interested in knowing Why you think Bitcoin can Hit New highs again

  • @BrianShiitakeOfficial

    @BrianShiitakeOfficial

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@durchmesserd5587 btc is considered the store of value in crypto, ethereum is the math that everyone uses. If Mt gox failing didn't kill btc, then inflation won't

  • @shz6148

    @shz6148

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@durchmesserd5587 Man i just wrote a long comment explaining a lot and managed to mark the whole thing and delete it - _-

  • @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays

    @TheInternetHelpdeskPlays

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@shz6148 amazing. Tell me how a drop of $4000 over the last 7 days is considered profitable?

  • @askadvice
    @askadvice2 жыл бұрын

    I love your niche, my friend 🤓👍 You are not shilling anything, you're not selling anything, you are a True Investigator. And you're doing A Real Job in a Digital World, & it's where we cross paths🤓 You are my friend, my friend 🤗💜💯 Loves from Canada 🇨🇦

  • @donaldmorrison9940
    @donaldmorrison99402 жыл бұрын

    Love the long form, the detail is what makes you top notch and makes it extra interesting

  • @CheapSushi
    @CheapSushi Жыл бұрын

    While the whole FTX thing is going on. Don't let people forget about Celsius and Alex Mashinky!

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @Jon-wn3nw
    @Jon-wn3nw2 жыл бұрын

    tried taking my laptop to the beach was definitely the worst experience ever you can barely see the screen. How can someone work like this?

  • @Aitorek_

    @Aitorek_

    2 жыл бұрын

    Because they don’t

  • @xxxxxxxyyyyyyy

    @xxxxxxxyyyyyyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    I tried it once too. It was impossible to see anything.

  • @PhilfreezeCH
    @PhilfreezeCH2 жыл бұрын

    5:00 VOIP is completely autonomous of the phone line infrastructure and rides on the internet. Which used to ride on the old phone lines. So VOIP more so just moves to protocol one abstraction layer up. Without phone company you still can‘t do shit because you don‘t have internet access.

  • @Farimere

    @Farimere

    2 жыл бұрын

    Makes sense if you dont think about it, question it, or take two seconds to figure out the timeline.

  • @watchm4ker

    @watchm4ker

    Жыл бұрын

    In fairness, VOIP can run over any network that uses the Internet Protocol, be it an internal office ethernet/wifi-based intranet, or an ocean-spanning fiber connection, or a satellite constellation in low orbit. Telephone companies were big players, sure, but it wasn't long before *they* turned themselves into ISP, and switched to VOIP-derived backends themselves. It's VERY rare to see actual circuit-switched networks still in operation.

  • @t084
    @t084 Жыл бұрын

    I can’t lie I clicked this video thinking it was to do with temperature😂wondering why tf coffee was doing this vid😂😂😂

  • @TheMoonRulesNo1
    @TheMoonRulesNo1 Жыл бұрын

    So... He claims VOIP was decentralized from the phone companies infrastructure, but in 98, nearly all internet services directly used phone company infrastructure.

  • @poshmalone
    @poshmalone2 жыл бұрын

    I used to think entrepreneurship at these high levels was noble…its turning out to be a bull pen full of sociopaths.

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @D52M5

    @D52M5

    2 жыл бұрын

    Sad but true…

  • @0daadaadaa0

    @0daadaadaa0

    2 жыл бұрын

    Well, how do you think the titans of industry throughout history built their companies and last a long time? You have to be crazy to attain that level of success and stay in the game.

  • @FinancialShinanigan
    @FinancialShinanigan2 жыл бұрын

    Celsius: Banks are not your friend! ...but they are FDIC insured in case they collapse

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @johnnyk7480
    @johnnyk74802 жыл бұрын

    I have watched other KZread podcasts but none explained it better than u. I enjoyed it. Keep up!

  • @shaunattwoodOFFICIAL
    @shaunattwoodOFFICIAL2 жыл бұрын

    Love what you are doing

  • @ThisisFerrariKhan

    @ThisisFerrariKhan

    2 жыл бұрын

    Damn, the legend himself. 💊

  • @lestinmurillo2566
    @lestinmurillo25662 жыл бұрын

    it's funny when someone ask "how?" these people never have a answer, i think that's a big red flag

  • @fakenamerealchungus9851

    @fakenamerealchungus9851

    2 жыл бұрын

    It prints money because... it just does, okay!?

  • @Mac-eo4bc

    @Mac-eo4bc

    2 жыл бұрын

    Always the best tell to see if you're going to be involved in some Bs... Asking questions is frowned upon. If you can't ask anything, but you're still supposed to trust the process... RUN!

  • @Yora21

    @Yora21

    2 жыл бұрын

    "Wishful thinking"

  • @Dan0TheMano

    @Dan0TheMano

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wish people would ask “how?” about the FED more often.

  • @larryo6874

    @larryo6874

    2 жыл бұрын

    I remember someone asking an Enron executive how they were making so much money and he couldn’t answer….

  • @the-chillian
    @the-chillian2 жыл бұрын

    How the HELL could StakeHound lose the keys to its ETH? As incompetent as Celsius was, this is amazing.

  • @foongern1071

    @foongern1071

    2 жыл бұрын

    Or, OR, hear me out... They lied.

  • @the-chillian

    @the-chillian

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@foongern1071 There's merit to that idea, but I'm wondering how bad it could be that it's preferable to admit a truly staggering degree of incompetence even compared to that of Celsius.

  • @MeronEntertainment
    @MeronEntertainment3 ай бұрын

    When I've clicked on this video, I expected something like "why Fahrenheit > Celsius" I don't know whether I'm relieved or disappointed.

  • @Cre8iveExercise

    @Cre8iveExercise

    3 ай бұрын

    I think most of us, yeah

  • @deanx0r
    @deanx0r Жыл бұрын

    I saw this video pop up on my feed and was dumbfounded upon ready the video title as everyone I know and I still use the Celsius scale every day. Didn't realize this was about a crypto scam called Celsius...

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @mjamaltv
    @mjamaltv2 жыл бұрын

    C-Zilla you're the man. The level of research and in depth investigation you do is beyond amazing. You've exposed so much fraud and bs. Keep up the incredible work

  • @picalc314
    @picalc3142 жыл бұрын

    Celsius: "We're not a bank" Also Celsius: *Suffers from a bank run*

  • @trevorreynoldsband
    @trevorreynoldsband Жыл бұрын

    Lol’d at the “inconvenient truth” reference. Nicely done!

  • @JE06product
    @JE06product2 жыл бұрын

    I'm glad you got that Peter Schiff clip in here I was thinking about that

  • @TheDeatheater3
    @TheDeatheater32 жыл бұрын

    Very instructive. A very good advice to people lost money from this. When you see suspiciously high returns ask yourself the question. "Where does the money come from?" If you dont have convenient answer to that question you are getting scammed.

  • @watchm4ker

    @watchm4ker

    Жыл бұрын

    What really sent me was the mention of Gold having "returns." It's a *metal.* It sits in a vault and looks shiny. Having a brick of gold does not, in any way, allow you to make more gold. You might have a net gain when you finally get rid of it, you might have a net loss. That's not up to you, that's up to whoever wants to buy it off you.

  • @Nothsa
    @Nothsa2 жыл бұрын

    Coffee has saved me from making so many shitty investments thanks Coffee

  • @philmckay9973

    @philmckay9973

    2 жыл бұрын

    Hey big boy….he hasn’t talked about me. U interested in a defi futures opportunity where we breed doge with a pug?

  • @icecoldchilipreppers

    @icecoldchilipreppers

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philmckay9973 🤣

  • @Nothsa

    @Nothsa

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@philmckay9973 nah, but your moms could be a whole different story…..😉😉

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    A broken clock is right twice a day!!!!

  • @hareecionelson5875

    @hareecionelson5875

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@pdcdesign9632 A working clock is right roughly once week

  • @aluisious
    @aluisious Жыл бұрын

    I don't want to sit on a beach with a laptop. I want to sit on a beach with a cooler full of beer. Why would I want a laptop?

  • @AcidAlexx
    @AcidAlexx2 жыл бұрын

    Man I remember when this channel had 30k subs. You deserve it!

  • @ChiefKene
    @ChiefKene2 жыл бұрын

    8:06 I remember this vividly. Peter was tearing into him (Peter does that to everyone lol)

  • @zima2252
    @zima22522 жыл бұрын

    This new camera game is fire, coffee!

  • @tesseract5569
    @tesseract5569Ай бұрын

    "We're not a bank, we're worse"

  • @newjdm
    @newjdm Жыл бұрын

    So Robinhood’s lack of liquidity back in the day is CHILD’s PLAY compared to this.

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @vv7848
    @vv78482 жыл бұрын

    CRYPTO WENT DIPTO

  • @benjaminmatheny6683
    @benjaminmatheny66832 жыл бұрын

    In talking about how much the founder made off of this debacle, you didn't even mention what he was probably playing himself in salary. The worst part of any bank collapse like this is that the executive team will have been pulling large salaries even as they lose customer money hand over fist. Unlike a regular business, where customers where usually getting a product/service in return.

  • @samuelrogers8506

    @samuelrogers8506

    2 жыл бұрын

    I wouldn’t be quick to say banks would’ve stopped paying themselves large bonuses during a collapse, I mean look at any failing bank in 2008. Most lined their pockets and got out.

  • @jhallo1851

    @jhallo1851

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@samuelrogers8506 that's what the OP said

  • @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

    @BonJoviBeatlesLedZep

    2 жыл бұрын

    Yeah it's not so much a golden parachute as it is the founder never being on the plane to begin with

  • @ologhai8559

    @ologhai8559

    2 жыл бұрын

    @@BonJoviBeatlesLedZep yeah... its like they are on golden yacht, while others being on titanic

  • @mattfm101

    @mattfm101

    2 жыл бұрын

    They were paid in celsius tokens and were rewarded more later down the line if they chose not to claim them.

  • @TheCozplayer
    @TheCozplayer3 ай бұрын

    I don’t know why I believed Coffeezilla made a video about Celsius the temperature

  • @nolimo2593
    @nolimo25932 жыл бұрын

    Always ALWAYS do your research no matter how good their advertising is, or how good they are talking about it(its literally their company to generate them revenue, of course they will speak greatly about it). Be safe!

  • @SelimUludere
    @SelimUludere2 жыл бұрын

    As far as I know, in modern banking "depositing" is also loaning to the bank, and "withdrawing" is again calling your loan due. Banks no longer hold the money you give to them tucked away in a safe somewhere, they just write it in the books as their own debt to you. So in essence: even with the wordplay tricks Celsius uses, to differentiate themselves from regular banks, they still are describing a bank.

  • @tomcads1604

    @tomcads1604

    2 жыл бұрын

    It is a bank, minus all the regulation and the insurance in case they lose your money. So they're a bank, but worse

  • @watchm4ker

    @watchm4ker

    Жыл бұрын

    If by 'modern', you mean 11th century. There's examples as far back as we have written history, but it's a little shakier how they managed deposits and loans. But everyone hated owing money to them back *then,* too.

  • @aaroncabatingan5238

    @aaroncabatingan5238

    Жыл бұрын

    Except they're not backed by the Central Bank so when they inevitably collapsed, you're fucked.

  • @christianhenke3314
    @christianhenke3314 Жыл бұрын

    You are doing great work @Coffeezilla ! Stay grounded!

  • @zxckay02
    @zxckay022 жыл бұрын

    I'm so glad you bring up a short clip of Peter Schiff. Love that guy

  • @bigpatmo
    @bigpatmo2 жыл бұрын

    Every year companies try to recreate bitconnect in a new package! It always ends the same.

  • @Yora21

    @Yora21

    2 жыл бұрын

    A huge success.

  • @Aitorek_
    @Aitorek_2 жыл бұрын

    Keep going Coffeezilla, this is like a telenovel at this stage. When Celsius part 3?

  • @joshuapatrick682
    @joshuapatrick682 Жыл бұрын

    Turns out we can’t trust anyone else…my 401k has gone up and down and shown periodic gains and losses over the years. But it’s still the most reliable investment vehicle I have ever had with net positive returns since I started it. I even rode the crypto roller coaster in 2020-2021 and got off before the downturn. Not a whole lot. Only what I was comfortable losing at the time, but I learned a very important lesson in that 12-16 month span. The variance in the crypto space is mind melting compared to “traditional investment vehicles”. I work in finance, and what appears to be the reality of crypto to me, is that it is essentially a. direct to consumer version of collateralized debt obligations. It might not have started that way, but that’s what it’s turned into, especially with the relationship between exchanges and “stable” coins.

  • @litneyloxan
    @litneyloxan Жыл бұрын

    I love that you put that clip with Peter. He called it long before celsius imploded

  • @Hardeleiar
    @Hardeleiar2 жыл бұрын

    Just a bit of observation: When CoffeeZilla switched to the interview footage, and CoffeeZilla was asking the interviewee question, sometimes my mind confused and think the interview was finished and we are now switching back to the main video. It would be nice to have some sort of visual reference to let us know we are still in the interview footage or the main video, like color hue, or come frame around the video, something enough to let us immediately know we are not on the main video.

  • @thestormwar

    @thestormwar

    2 жыл бұрын

    I like the idea of "come frame" lol

  • @inthefade

    @inthefade

    2 жыл бұрын

    An audio cue is good too. Like a change of audio quality. That way you don't have to be watching to be able to tell.

  • @tentaklaus9382

    @tentaklaus9382

    2 жыл бұрын

    A wet sock screen wipe would be perfect

  • @xDRAN0x

    @xDRAN0x

    2 жыл бұрын

    the headset was obvious

  • @briannawaldorf8485

    @briannawaldorf8485

    Жыл бұрын

    @@inthefade change of audio quality? Did you hear the anonymous source ? Horrible audio quality.

  • @NoHandle690
    @NoHandle6902 жыл бұрын

    While others experience FOMO and rush to buy some crypto, I experience FOGB ( Fear of going broke) therefore stay away from any crypto. Those things have no market value.

  • @deafshark9932

    @deafshark9932

    2 жыл бұрын

    I am a certified FOGBro

  • @FreddyPhD

    @FreddyPhD

    2 жыл бұрын

    That’s why you never invest more than you can afford

  • @henryjoseph3584

    @henryjoseph3584

    2 жыл бұрын

    yeah 100% and recent events have shown that apparently crypto is rife with scammers, so I just don't see any reason to go in

  • @xxxxxxxyyyyyyy

    @xxxxxxxyyyyyyy

    2 жыл бұрын

    It has value, but the term you used is cool.

  • @neoqwerty

    @neoqwerty

    Жыл бұрын

    @@FreddyPhD It also helps if you invested BEFORE it got hip-- never invest on something volatile if it's mainstream, that's a peak value point and where you should pull out if you don't want to gamble on a bigger peak in the future instead.

  • @jericogaming1952
    @jericogaming1952 Жыл бұрын

    All the fraudsters, scammers and fake people went from forex to crypto and they almost destroyed it! Let's see what future holds

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're doing.

  • @TheMarc477
    @TheMarc477 Жыл бұрын

    Lovee seeing upper echelon gamers here, watched his video before they shutdown.

  • @christophervelez1561
    @christophervelez15612 жыл бұрын

    Is it bad that I love this content? Like how many times can you say told ya so.

  • @michaelrexrode3759

    @michaelrexrode3759

    2 жыл бұрын

    Lol it never gets old.

  • @chrisbruggers8076

    @chrisbruggers8076

    2 жыл бұрын

    scha·den·freu·de /ˈSHädənˌfroidə/ Learn to pronounce noun pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune. "a business that thrives on schadenfreude"

  • @rufus5208

    @rufus5208

    2 жыл бұрын

    I love this chaos.

  • @danielschulz9304
    @danielschulz93042 жыл бұрын

    Excellent deep dive. Like the longer videos when there's this much history. This is a big story with an even bigger EGO. GO GET EM COFFEEZILLA

  • @pdcdesign9632

    @pdcdesign9632

    2 жыл бұрын

    Now that the SH*T HIT THE FAN, all these "insiders" are coming out with their stories. Where were they last year when the market was good in October-November? Oh yeah, they were making sick money being the ENABLERS that they are. This keeps repeating itself and no one goes to jail just like the 2008 Recession. 🙄😬

  • @aloha3615
    @aloha3615 Жыл бұрын

    Did anyone see Alex Mashinsky on the creditors list released recently? I couldn't find him and wondered if he has a different legal name?

  • @CheapSushi

    @CheapSushi

    Жыл бұрын

    I think it's because he sold and moved everything before it crashed. I think he only had like $10 or something left in Celsius, from what someone posted on Reddit. His wife also and some top execs barely had anything on there. They were absolutely lying about how involved they were.

  • @aloha3615

    @aloha3615

    Жыл бұрын

    @@CheapSushi thanks. Yes I found him under Alexander Machinsky and there was nothing but CEL and dust 🙏

  • @marymoses1053

    @marymoses1053

    Жыл бұрын

    The dude is just the finisher of the goals. Real top notch. Magisterial. Love your work Jacksontechie!. Keep doing what you're Doing.

  • @J2982able
    @J2982able Жыл бұрын

    The laptop/sand rant made me sub immediately. These ppl gotta learn.

  • @nathanglasser6845
    @nathanglasser6845 Жыл бұрын

    I've watched enough Coffeezilla that I had a "rich people don't want you to know this passive income trick!" Ad. Hilarious!

  • @KonEl-BlackZero

    @KonEl-BlackZero

    Жыл бұрын

    Allow me to introduce you to my course.

  • @willyScott47

    @willyScott47

    Жыл бұрын

    Congratulations to me on my successful withdraw, fleektoolz was able to make my withdrawal from Celsius within 2 hours I'm so lucky to have come across this guy his recovery skills is ethical

  • @willyScott47

    @willyScott47

    Жыл бұрын

    You can massage him on Instagram

  • @tonyk4615
    @tonyk46152 жыл бұрын

    Love UEG. Glad to see 2 of my favorite CC’s teaming up.

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