At this point they should just let Shane moderate the thing.

The debate between Trump and Biden is categorically not going to happen. It will be scheduled, but then out of nowhere, at the last minute, they'll be like "lol, jk Trump has to go to court."

@phnix6242

2 ай бұрын

Theyll just contibue the same bullshit and call him nazi racist hitler…… And even 2020 debates were such a joke, Trump debsting Biden AND the moderators

Theres so many lines that would be so funny out of context 😂

@kieferbauer2421

2 ай бұрын

“Turns out I’m a bit of a size queen”

3:55 has made me say Ozempic in that voice for weeks

6:08 😂 that was funny

I went off ssri cold turkey and the ZAPS were insane

@michaellong6179

2 ай бұрын

but why do that when you can just....not do that?

@djphlange

2 ай бұрын

@@michaellong6179 because I wanted to cum again lol

@John-jf8nx

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I went off cold turkey was taking 2 of them... had massive anxiety and panic attacks...my sex drive (which was nerfed while I was on them) came back with a vengeance I was seeing red for weeks. Fucked up pills man.

If ozempic and covid vaccination merged the bipartisanship would overload itself

7:16 - i lost it!

Who’s here in 2019?

@drugsmcsnortington

3 ай бұрын

2019 ha a little late to the party iv been here since 2011

@Azzho13

3 ай бұрын

@@drugsmcsnortington it was obviously a joke, 2019 5 days ago??? lol do the math

@drugsmcsnortington

3 ай бұрын

@@Azzho13 I was making fun of you dingus

@Eric-il7gv

3 ай бұрын

Joe Biden turned me gay

@onslaughtmp

3 ай бұрын

I'm here - John Titor-

One things for sure, America won’t win.

@tomturek9682

3 ай бұрын

Exactly.

@mitchellhedden1978

3 ай бұрын

Who will?

@thetruth2599

3 ай бұрын

@@mitchellhedden1978 the donors

@mitchellhedden1978

3 ай бұрын

@@thetruth2599 And where are they from?

@Litfilmz

3 ай бұрын

If Donald trump wins everyone’s life will be significantly better😂💯tf you talking about, were you not alive 5 years ago?

These clips are switching faster than an action movie

That took a turn quick

5:00 i hate you for making me laugh lmao

Greatest team riff of all time !

Elon put a neurololink in Joe

Mouth play 😭🤣

RFK Jr.!!!!

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

All the way

Grown females in chat so sensitive 😂

Wish I had a friend group like this

@bogdanmalysh8240

2 ай бұрын

:(

Ozempic is working great for me

@Carpenter1

2 ай бұрын

You do know diet and exercise is the cure to diabetes right??

6 months to the election and this mf just found out who’s running? Well, I can’t wait to hear his educated opinion

@jond661

3 ай бұрын

Educated opinion is, it Dosn't matter who wins private equity is in contrôle either way

@noahledford7791

2 ай бұрын

Hahahaha this comment is hilarious. I can see the sarcastic eyebrow raise when you typed this.

Well let’s see probably the one who can actually form a coherent sentence

@jaypallares9350

2 ай бұрын

So neither?

@wildbread1182

2 ай бұрын

I feel like respect for the peaceful transfer of power is more important for a president than giving good speeches, but maybe that's just me

@1247.cccccc

2 ай бұрын

@@wildbread1182 The Russia hoax was not a peaceful transfer of power, unless you are a complete idiot.

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

@@wildbread1182trump wins

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

@@jaypallares9350trump wins

Bro I have siezures like strike things and that's how medical marijuana for me was. I ate and walked my way out of the hospital.. thx bros.. that death bed brownie saved me.. 🦈🍵

Why is Matt's name not in all of these clips titles?

@Makabert.Abylon

3 ай бұрын

Perhaps because you watch some Jre fan page that just regurgitate clips that others have used?

@BassLineProductionsI

3 ай бұрын

@@Makabert.Abylon you smart ain't ya

@derriklee287

3 ай бұрын

Are you his agent? Who tf cares?

@BassLineProductionsI

3 ай бұрын

@derriklee287 credit should be given where its due, I hope you're never apart of something and get no credit for doing so

My holes fell off 😂

Let me know if any of this turns out funny, sad or horrifying. No matter how small we'll figure out a way to get something out of it for ourselves if nothing else.

Ozempic and drugs in its class work by inhibiting stomach emptying, so you get full quicker (causing weight loss). Most people will experience that. Some more than others, to the point that it can be very uncomfortable. It’s not really a side effect. It’s just how the drug works

Bio uhuhu inestinal - sort of - .......things. Gotta love joe

RFK jr will win

@johnalbone30192

2 ай бұрын

I think the dismissal of him is hilarious. Absolutely no one is voting FOR Biden. They’re voting AGAINST Trump. I think Kennedy gets alot of those votes.

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

@@johnalbone30192 agreed. The MSM is mostly blacking him out, which works in his favor. Instead of those lame ass 5 minute interviews where the anchors push their agenda, he is forced to do long-form interviews and podcasts. People can see a candidate who's not only well spoken, but is highly thoughtful and is on our side. He's not a career politician, which is what won Trump the presidency. Not only that, he's the polar opposite of Trump: humble, talks about nothing but the citizens, whereas Trump only talks about himself. His whole pitch this go around is "they stoled the election from ME. I'M back and I'M mad, so elect ME." I could go on and on but everyone knows what I'm talking about. Trump is his own worst enemy, his ego and narcissism will be so much worse if he wins again. Honestly if Trump or Biden win, I have a huge gut feeling it'll be the beginning of the end.

@johnalbone30192

2 ай бұрын

Idk. I hate Trump as a person he’s whack AF but I can get on board with most of his policy. I’d bet he would have Ukrainian and Russia done fighting day 1. It’s why he won’t commit to a side when asked about it. The ridiculous amounts of money flowing overseas would stop. But man dude is a goofball.

@cobra64th21

2 ай бұрын

I love RFK, he's going to help Trump win the presidency. RFK can be appointed head of CIA

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

@@pnut3844abletrump has far better policies

One thing i know is , the system is broken

@rockytoptom

2 ай бұрын

It is. And I'm voting for Bobby Kennedy so that we can have an American, not a party politician, in the White House.

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

​@@rockytoptom THIS

@blackdynamite_5470

2 ай бұрын

Michelle Obama 2024 America needs to be inclusive. We need a black female President

@Shorty15c4007

2 ай бұрын

​@@blackdynamite_5470 "Corruption needs to be inclusive. " There, I fixed it for you.

My mom is a victim of Ozempic, perfectly healthly 70yo woman, not over weight, doesn’t smoke, walks 5miles a day. that was prescribed this drug, her femur broke unexpectedly, doing nothing, just turned in her bedroom, and femur shattered. Really wanna watch this episode. If you are on this drug please get off immediately.

@THINKSOIAM

2 ай бұрын

If your mom was perfectly healthy, why was she prescribed ozempic?

@Checkered_Demon00

2 ай бұрын

I feel like we’re not getting the full story here

"Emperor supreme" ? More like a crunchwrap supreme with that fossil..

You can't be serious running either one of them!

I’ve never heard of anyone going vegan and shitting their bed afterwards lol

POOR OLE JOE! ARE WE SERIOUSLY LETTING HIM RUN THIS COUNTY!?😂😮

Joe saying ''Vegans would say it's your Toxins, lol, toxins coming out of ya''

No one is better at riding the political fence that Joe Rogan. The man should be awarded a belt buckle.

Biden had some good ❄️❄️❄️😂

Rfk will.

Comedians on politics

@mitchellhedden1978

3 ай бұрын

“It’s crazy man”

@RandyBavender-xb2ir

3 ай бұрын

Do you prefer politicians on politics?

@RD-ce6bb

3 ай бұрын

No I prefer politicians on comedians@@RandyBavender-xb2ir

@Adrenaline89Junky

2 ай бұрын

Brainwashed Democrat voter in the chat?

Click bait title

It’s the most obvious it’s ever been that it’s all just a puppet show

@gigachad6885

3 ай бұрын

Both owned by the tribe

@rockytoptom

2 ай бұрын

Which is why I'm voting for Bobby Kennedy Jr.

daddy trump comming bck baby

We are doomed

The odds do them talking about ozempic after my doctor literally prescribed it to me today, unprompted. I’ve been going to the same doctor for 16 years so we have a good relationship and I am the second heaviest I’ve ever been so I don’t think it’s the typical “doctor pushing something” situation.

@GeorgeCostanza_

2 ай бұрын

Good luck

@jordanwhite8718

2 ай бұрын

I mean as long as the chances of you getting the side effect are around one percent you should be fine. Some people just aren’t lucky.

@johntony6974

2 ай бұрын

If your doctor is recommending it, then it will probably do you some good. It's the people taking it strictly to get skinny that are toeing the line of danger.

@zrl1017

2 ай бұрын

@@johntony6974 that’s my thoughts on it too. She’s never given me something that impacted me negatively and has actually steered me away from things I’ve asked about because they wouldn’t be good or work for me specifically

@mattjulian3907

2 ай бұрын

Best of luck to your anus

It’s a gaslighting question anyhoo. Everyone with an ounce of integrity knows Puppet Thing won’t be allowed to debate

The titles if the funniest or dumbest question asked in the last 20 years. Get the f....

I had this one SSRI/SNRI prescription that actually messed up my "elections" even after stopped taking them but thankfully that went away. Scary stuff tho.

@Vinny-eo2uv

2 ай бұрын

What

What drug cures dementia for an hour or two? My dad has dementia and I would love to have some quality time together. And why haven’t doctors, or the internet, told me that this drug exists?

Trump 2024

Terry crews needs to run for president!

Vermin supreme 2024

Go owls!

Bobbi is confused. Poor guys only got half of the right genetics.

RFK Jr. LETS GOOOOO

Lol if she's a professor at UTRGV I wouldn't assume she's smart. Good chance she doesn't even have a PhD 😂

"Fuckin' rocked my anus, my anus fell off. I took a shit and my anus fell off god damn it" lol Shane reminds me of Louis CK sometimes

Trust me if he runs another 4 years it'll definitely go down in history

😆 Cool! Thanks For Sharing 💯♥️👏🏼 ….Keep it coming. Any kind of comment you leave it doesn’t matter what it is supposedly helps the algorithm . I’ll probably get on the nerves of every KZreadr out there …but yeah man .

They did they gave Obama weed 2012

@Raymond-gs5nd

3 ай бұрын

And little succulent hotdogs

@JordanDaniels-su1vw

3 ай бұрын

Cheese pizzas aswell I heard

Joe for President!

ssri's take longer than a month the head aches and shit are the easy part

Anyone else miss the part where they talk about the debate?? #clickbait

RFK jr

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

No

Kennedy. Kennedy will win the debate if either President Trump or President Biden have the balls to debate him.

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

They won't have the balls, they've been surgically removed

@rmcpeek1

2 ай бұрын

Trump will dodge debating RFK Jr just like he dodged the draft.

@rockytoptom

2 ай бұрын

@@rmcpeek1 I'd imagine so

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

@@rmcpeek1 exactly. No one wants to debate this man, bc he's telling the truth. I really really hope he gets the chance to debate. He would destroy them both

@pnut3844able

2 ай бұрын

@@rmcpeek1 it should be illegal to skip the debates. It should be a requirement

Like they are going to let Joe so anything

Get Walter White on the phone; the president needs a dose.😂

We all lose 😢😢😢😢😢😢 RFK 2024??????🎉🎉🎉

Honest question; Is Joe being paid for him and his guests to consume Bud Light? They paid UFC post Dylan to advertise their label. Are they paying Joe, too?

BYEdin

“Bio intestinal… things” Joe isn’t as sharp as he used to be

This sure didn’t age well.

DemocRats responsible for child trafficking at the border. Great job biden voters 👏🏼

@tedmarley4341

2 ай бұрын

Ok Karen/ foxnews.

@jjsdjt760

2 ай бұрын

@@tedmarley4341 So original of you boomer low info.

@DanielHBuchmann

2 ай бұрын

Biden should have definitely jumped on this early, but there's a bill on the table now that was endorsed by border agents that republicans quashed...after they wrote it, and at trumps behest. So I gotta ask ya, is it better to get the funding to the border now, or wait a year so your guy can claim credit?

@Lovefury455

2 ай бұрын

@@DanielHBuchmann Biden caused the border issue by undoing all of Trumps policies via executive order on his first day in office. Had he left the policies in place we would be much better off but like a petulant child anything with the name Trump on it was done away with.

The new sex change medicine.

Try getting off booze

Remember when Bernie was leading for much of the 2020 primary, and then super Tuesday comes around and black people choose Biden and people are just like "um, okay I guess. I mean we kinda had a plan to- okay then."

If I had a buck everytime these guys talked about shitting themselves I'd be a fuckin millionaire 😂

Go Bobby!!!

I like Rogan. But don't forget he made fun of Biden being delusional for quoting what trump said. Early before saying someone who speaks like that needs to drop out. But once realised Trump said it. Oh he f'd up. "So no biggie"

@ryanmac8708

2 ай бұрын

Liberalism is a mental disorder

1:22 as someone who was only recently of voting age when Obama ran the second time, I was super inspired by his campaign. I think many of the same people who would have a photo of JFK on their wall, would have pictures of Obama. I mean he was one hell of a Kenyan!

@johnalbone30192

2 ай бұрын

He was a brilliant speaker. Seriously. He doesn’t get enough credit. If anything this administration is making him look bad because people think Obama is running the show. Idk how on earth we got to Trump/Biden again. Kennedy has a legit chance. Besides immediate family there isn’t a soul that are voting FOR Biden. They’re all voting AGAINST Trump. Kennedy might pick up all kinds of votes.

@admiralspire

2 ай бұрын

That man made it rain. Mostly hellfire missiles worldwide. But still counts. Imagine him getting a Novel Peace prize............

Trump trump Trump trump Trump trump

They’re comedians ?

That skin that’s black It’s called Fournier gangrene and is life threatening and requires IV antibiotics and urgent surgical evaluation

Joe is slow 😂

Need to let Obama run again

Biden is the first president to refuse to debate. It ain’t happening this time

@DanielHBuchmann

2 ай бұрын

Nah. He's actually got policies to back him up.

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

@@DanielHBuchmannthat’s a laugh. Everything was cheaper and safer when trump was president

@DanielHBuchmann

2 ай бұрын

@@Penguinzero1we’re coming out of a GLOBAL pandemic and the US is doing extremely well all things considered. The GDP has surpassed trumps average pre covid. Unemployment lows have surpassed trumps pre covid numbers. Do you have a 401k? They are doing great. Wages are now outpacing inflation. Gas prices are dropping. Did you know we are producing more oil under Biden than trump? Biden created 800,000 jobs with infrastructure. Trump lost 300,000. Biden is pro union, trump is pro right to work. I wonder why that is? Cheap labor perhaps? Violent crime is down. And there’s a border deal on the table the republicans refuse to sign off on. A deal they brokered. Is it perfect? Nope. Are there signs things are getting better? Absolutely, and Joe did that. All without trying to steal a fucking election.

@DanielHBuchmann

2 ай бұрын

@@Penguinzero1and now trump is talking about cutting “entitlements”, you know like Medicare and social security. How’s that make you feel?

Like Trump is coherent.. the two oldest men on the planet... why?!

@derriklee287

3 ай бұрын

Much more so than ya boi bumbling Biden

@dabuster55

3 ай бұрын

@derriklee287 why he gotta be my Boi? I'm not for corporatism or corruption.. I just understand that some choices are better than race baiting, divisive, scheming, proven criminality, and fraudulent other choices.. but alas... ya Boi has a cool hat and a flag on his shoes, and a cool lil wig. And some catchy slogans

@Producadv

3 ай бұрын

@@derriklee287ya boi Trump took sexually evocative photos with his own daughter

@LilRyan8808

3 ай бұрын

@@dabuster55I heard you y’all were boi’s too

@dabuster55

3 ай бұрын

@LilRyan8808 he getting the vote... but he's not allowed to say we're friends in public

Trump is that guy , I'd get a poster in my house if my girl wasn't a liberal

@pixelatedsethtube1271

2 ай бұрын

Be glad she keeps you honest lol.

😅😅😅😅

Please Joe get Trump on your show, i aline with your thoughts 100% minus a few lol, but boss you should be the next running president to just see what happens, we the people will bank roll it, im pretty sure all you have to do is ask and you may receive but with a brain like ours.... man lets lead thies horses to water and see if they drink, ya know? And if not well Darwinism lol

Christ loves you and died for YOU on that cross!🙏✝️

So a bunch of stoned comedians have the answer

Horse pile

Michelle Obama 2024

Trump2024

@tedmarley4341

2 ай бұрын

🤢🤮🤮

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

@@tedmarley4341better than pedo joe

Why even debate you already know where they both stand. Trump maybe polling better then Biden but Biden gonna win all the minority and independents and all the blue states

@Penguinzero1

2 ай бұрын

Nopr

hey jamie grow a pair and tell shane to piss off...!!!!

@jayr7890

2 ай бұрын

Why lol

TRUMP 2024

@indigowendigo8464

3 ай бұрын

Traitor

@randommemebean686

2 ай бұрын

​@indigowendigo8464 you both sound like you have a combined IQ of 2.

@tedmarley4341

2 ай бұрын

🤢🤮🤮

@mikemerk1

2 ай бұрын

@@tedmarley4341 you must love nursing home joe

@randommemebean686

2 ай бұрын

@indigowendigo8464 Just because you don't like someone that doesn't make them a traitor. Grow up

TRUMP 2024, time to get this country back in the right track, the AMERICAN track💯🇺🇸🫡

@indigowendigo8464

3 ай бұрын

traitor

@brianb8489

3 ай бұрын

I like Presidents who don't appear on Epsteins flight list 😂

@Litfilmz

3 ай бұрын

@@brianb8489 you mean the “list” that was created by liberals or the list that came out and had Biden and Obama on it?😂🤡

@Litfilmz

3 ай бұрын

@@indigowendigo8464 I agree anyone who voted for Biden is a traitor to democracy and should be deported

@brianb8489

3 ай бұрын

@@Litfilmz 👈 the village idiot has spoken 😆😆😆

I understand that people don’t like Biden he wasn’t my first but I rather have a president that has a background knowledge of politics government then someone who doesn’t know anything about it not knowing what he’s doing I voted for Biden cause trump doesn’t know what’s he doing also put peoples life in danger also is a criminal Also Shane literally a democrat or moderate

@MentalIllnessDetector

2 ай бұрын

you are uninformed