Fantastic video man! liked the style of this one. Esarhaddon's life would make a great movie....Would love to see an Assyrian army in a big budget movie

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Thanks man, I really appreciate you saying that! His life would make a great movie, I'd love to see more historical films, Hollywood blockbuster level of production. They'll probs make "Pirates of the Caribbean 15" before that happens though.

@10madcap

5 жыл бұрын

we could never have assyrian culture depicted in movies today , because they refer very openly about the fact that there was a hybridisation between black and white headded people The bearded ones were violent psychopaths with little brains, the druids were the ones who did everything - the tech, the agriculture, the religion, anything intellectual like writing or crafting was done by the druids. It was a two class system, populated by two different species. Tough to explain that to a millenial sjw.

@augustineo.6990

5 жыл бұрын

Big budget movie about brown people winning? i doubt hollywood of 2019 would ever touch it and the last time arabwood made a movie, it was filled with people shouting Allah is greatest, twin towers coming down, body parts everywhere. not a good look.

@DeadeyeJim327

3 жыл бұрын

I’m imagining ancient Assyria with British accents.

@vvvci

2 жыл бұрын

....the jews of the bible were/ ARE ASSYRIANS... OF ASSYRIAN DESCENT. The bible IS FAKE HISTORY, the jews AROSE AMONG their CANAANITE fellow tribesmen... who were of the same stock of SEMITES who came out of the Arabian desert thru Sumeria and took in Sumerian civilization...which they brought with them as they journeyed throughout the fertile crescent. El was the Canaanite god long before he "disposed" of his wife Ashera and became the god of the bible

Your inserted montage of your own paranoia was brilliant.

@PACstove

8 ай бұрын

Been there, smoked that.

@aaronjaben7913

Ай бұрын

I'm still smokin' and still watchin'

I know this is an old video, but I wanted to say again how much I appreciate your work. When I started watching you, you reminded me of my dad. I was planning to show him some of your videos. He died last week, and now I'm sitting in his study, next to a bookshelf filled with stuff about the levant, watching your videos. He was an academic who specialized in old testament Bible with a focus on the historical context in which they were written. My first job was creating HTML links on an interactive guide to the book of Amos he'd created. He loved technology as a way of teaching people. I hadn't seen him for a while until he got sick, and I'm really sad I can't introduce him to your channel. I'm sure he'd find all your videos interesting. Your beard, short sleeve shirt, and that happy smile when you're talking about a topic that you enjoy is fantastic to see in someone else. You remind me that while he's gone, there are still great people in the world. Sorry if that's a bit much. Keep up the good work!

"Eunuch or bearded or any other enemy" That pretty much covers and categorizes everyone.

Just a quick FYI. The images of cuneiform tablets do not actually match the first hand sources. It's just to give you a little taste of the past, a little Hollywood magic if you will. Still fascinating to get a glimpse into the life of someone who died 2400 years ago.

@tectosagos9327

5 жыл бұрын

Paranoid? Cue Ozzie and the lads! Nice vid. Ta very much!

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Lol I was thinking of squeezing those guys in but didn't want the youtube police to strike me down. Thanks for watching tecto!

@h.r.puffinstuff431

3 жыл бұрын

Stefan Milo I read the cuneiform that you had a photo of and it actually lined up with what you were talking about!! 😉

I loved the small Paranoid „break“, haven’t laughed so hard in between well presented history.

Nice work man. Love the Assyrians. Also, I'm enjoying how you seem really happy through the whole video.

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Ha, thanks man! I always appreciate you checking out my humble little channel. That smiling is a blessing and a curse. I used to be a high school teacher, not one of my class respected me lol.

@mortalclown3812

2 жыл бұрын

@@StefanMilo I would wager the opposite. My most memorable, favorite and respected teachers were the wry historians. Rock on. (Told you I'm old.)

I am an Assyrian and as of today (04-20-2022) I am watching your videos ( Go easy on pot my Brother) 🙏😇😂

Man, I love this channel! British humor, variety of topics, drug use; can't ask for more except weekly uploads.

Chin up mate. I'm binge watching your videos right now ^_^

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Ha so I see! They probably get worse the further back you go. I've really been trying to improve, lots more videos on the stone age & ancient history to come!

@martinpetersson4350

3 жыл бұрын

Just like me

Oh boy, a deep cut from the Stefan catalog. Been watching your new stuff, cool to see the golden oldies!

Stefan your style and substance bring these ancient people and societies to life. Thank you for making our human history so vibrant.

Stephan: Crying, nobody watches my videos😭 Me: on my 27th video of the day

haha dude I'm watching your videos- all the way over here in Iraqi Kurdistan!

How come your a Brit living in USA? I have to say I love your ability to take a subject, which could be dull or complicated, and turn it into something fascinating and gripping! Your succinct presentation style and cheerful delivery makes you compulsive watching! Kids need you to teach them history. Your enthusiasm for your subject is compelling!

Have you read 'violence and the sacred' by rene girard? He details in length the possible reasoning behind the role of kings and how they may have originally been often sacrificed by the community as a sort of communal purification to stave off collective violence.. A really fascinating read I'm not smart enough to explain in detail but this video reminded me of that book.

@climberly

5 жыл бұрын

also try redirecting your light a bit, unless you're going for the glowing saint look in which case keep it up. often you can reflect the light off a blank white piece of matte paper for a similar yet less washed out lighting effect on the cheap. matte, not glossy.

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Well this is why I film outside now. The backgrounds are more interesting and the lighting is more natural. Haven't read the book, I'd be interested to check it out though.

@10madcap

5 жыл бұрын

The whole reason that religion exists as a mono deity, is precicely because, in the two class assyrian state, after the moses-esque hybridising of the two classes, the people wouldnt stop murdering their own ruler. So they invented one great big massive god, and then they dressed up like that god , in temples, with secret corridors so you can escape a mob. Otherwise they would have kept to their primitive sun worship and blood sacfrifice.

@incanusolorin2607

3 жыл бұрын

@@10madcap Do you have any sources for that information? It seems a wild claim that this is the only reason monotheism was invented, although it does make a lot of sense.

consistently one of my favourite channels! the smooth comedic timing is a nice bonus!

Humility is a very important part of being a good leader Stefan. I really enjoy your videos for the great information in addition to your delivery and relatability. You seem like a really good egg! Keep up the great work and your chin as well! It is appreciated.

I've been a subscribers to this channel for quite some time and I love your work more and more. Thank you for everything.

Just started following you and your older videos are fantastic too!

Can't get enough of your videos!

Better content than legitimately 99% of channels out there. And about one of my favorite topics, too! I wrote an entire Mesopotamian fantasy book based on the substitute king tradition 😂

@cavulocappoccio7690

Жыл бұрын

Sounds brilliant, is the book available?

@elihinze3161

Жыл бұрын

@@cavulocappoccio7690 Haha, it actually is! The Imposter King by Eli Hinze :)

Love your videos mate! I've watched this before but completely missed your cbd skit! Had me chuckling :D keep up the great work mate!

I needed this channel

Just want to say i love these videos! Your videos have improved so much since i got into your channel, and I am so happy for you! You’re doing great!

I've been binge-watching your fantastic videos since the weekend, when they first rolled across my feed. Your well-rounded enthusiasm, wit, brains and - by golly, yes your humble erudition is a delight. I'm damn picky, too, so take these props for all they're worth. Paz y luz from an old history buff. ☆☆☆☆☆

Stefan, you are so rad. Thank you for being a real one. Of all the random history and true crime stuff I listen to to fall asleep, your videos are the ones I come back to again to really absorb. You have a great combination of chill vibes and mad interesting knowledge. Much love.

This channel is absolutely gonna blow up one day, this is supreme quality content my good sir 👌👌

Thanks for the videos, I'm really enjoing all of them!

Love you, Stephan! Youre a big inspiration to me

Always enjoyable and informative!

well done Stefan keep up the good work

This channel is hilarious and captivating. Top quality stuff!

Great video, I love to learn about ancient bronze age history and especially Babylon and Assyria, will you do more in the future?

Used this video while studying the book of Ezra (ch4:2) very helpful!! thank you and God Bless you!

Love your videos and you seem like a sound bloke! Cheers

Love your videos, cheers from Chile!

Love this video. So entertaining, thank you

Informative and entertaining, thank'ee.

I love how you narrate this...please make more video

Great video. It's nice that we can look into the life of these people who lived such a long time ago. I do feel sorry for all the people throughout history that died in vain.

The escape of Arda-Mullisi and Shar-Usur to Armenia/Ararat is also the beginning of the Armenian national epic (the two brothers founded the fortress-city of Sassoon, which is now in Turkey, south-west of lake Van). So where the official story ends, the Armenian folk history picks up. Their generations gave rise to some of the most recognizable heroes of Armenian folk tales, like David of Sassoon and Mher the Lion-slayer. The founding brothers are known today as Sanasar and Baghdasar, but in older versions of the epic they were Sanasar and Abamelik/Adamelik. The story goes that they were born to an Armenian princess who was taken as a concubine, and escape up the Euphrates river back to Armenia.

5:21 I love your content Stefan pls never stop

Good video thank you

If you’re interested in learning more about the Assyrians there is an assyriologist at the British Museum called Irving Finkel who is an incredibly charismatic and engaging teacher who is a number of very interesting videos on KZread talking about various Assyrian items at the museum

5:07 amazing run-on sentence there

Another great video. Loved the paranoia bit

i enjoy your content very much. hi from Slovenija.

@tarunr5751

5 жыл бұрын

Land of Melanija Trump

@Dajziopolis

5 жыл бұрын

yes. and your name sounds like your dad was watching the flash gordon movie while producing you. Tarun.

I like your vids. Don't be paranoid!

Love your videos man! Love the jokes!

I was already a subscriber but 5:18 made me a patron. 😂

You need a pint in front of you as you tell these stories. Great style!

Thank you Stefan. I love your Mesopotamian videos. Big love from Mesopotamia Iraq to you

I wanna give that dude a hug! Especially without tums or medicine, he must have been in a lot of pain

Haha, I dig your channel so so much. Binge.. lolol about 5:30 lolol

God bless you .

The substitute king ritual sounds like the origin of the plot for countless movies tv shows books etc.

Don't know if you read comments about videos of yours that are this old, but "History with Cy" is a video series about the Middle East, including Anatolia, the Levant, Egypt, the Fertile Crescent, Persia, and other guys nearby. He goes into the weeds too much, but with a beer or glass of wine and snacks, he's interesting to listen to.

I HIGHLY suggest watching the 80 minute Sapolsky lecture on the biological underpinnings of religiosity, Stefan

5:18 I watch your videos, Stefan. Lots of us do.

Fun fact. Sennacherib is one of very few rulers in the OT where the real name is used. With the Egyptian Pharaoh's the Hebrews always used derogatory nicknames. EG "Pharaoh Big Nose the Third".

great content and I like the state of your eyes :) subbed and preparing to smoke and binge.

Luv ya SM

🥹 your paranoid episode was relatable to the point of being adorable

Ancient mesopotamia is fascinating. I love a bit of no budget education. Thanks again. It's like an ancient game of thrones. Kind of reminds me of the plantagenets, brother against brother.

@ICEBLUNTS

2 жыл бұрын

I’m Assyrian and I can tell it’s amazing to be a descendent. Lotta culture and traditions

Hes my fav king!

I'm listening

Good job stewart! you almost had a chin in this video

Knew you stoned, can't be this real if you didn't! Love the content!

Histamine is a hugely important neurotransmitter that _directly_ causes paranoia as well as all the physical symptoms you listed. So much of human history has been in part because of histamine histamine, and so much of human culture to this day is dedicated to controlling its effects (sex, art, religion, sport, drugs/alcohol, etc)

I am assyrian good stuff bro the only thing is that all the books have the names off when pronounced

The guy in the carving had a live mic in his hand.... will he drop it???

Essarhaddon is the most fascinating ancient historical figure I've come across. Thanks for shedding some light on the stranger than fiction life of Essarhaddon for the masses. There is one thing more that adds that extra bit of unreality to his story that you left out: The city (Harran) where the priestess made her prophesy about the death of Essarhaddon was the same city that Essarhaddon eventually died in. If that wasn't enough- it was also the city where the very last of the Assyrian empire was snuffed out for good. Gotta love history.

Huh, very interesting

I’m Assyrian thank you

You talked about the Emperor of Assyria, but what about architect?

Thought you looked a bit lithic'd in your videos. Now here's the document, unearthed.

Hey, I just had a great idea for a movie or TV show: it is about the Assyrians, and one of those "eclipse" kings is the king we follow, and only after we are atttached to the king and think he is legit is it revealed to us, the audience, that he is just a stand-in.

Dude. Im in love with you

Check out Fan of History for a super in-depth breakdown of the Neo-Assyrian Empire year by year. The show is currently up to Sennacherib so ya boy Esarhaddon will be spoken about soon enough and accounts of his paranoia are sure to be discussed.

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Definitely will

"KZread did you know there is this one video from this channel you havent seen" no i didnt but now ive seen it 😂

Thanks for mentioning us Armenians in The Bible.

Come on Stef at lest 316 people watched this video presumably 10x each

We are Assyrians. Northern Mesopotamia is part of the Assyrian heartland. Nearly six million Assyrian Christians dot the world. Mesopotamia is the homeland of the Assyrians. The famous royal cities of the Assyrians, Ashur, Nimrud (Kalhu), Arbela, Dur-Sharrukin and Nineveh were built in it. The Assyrians ruled for approximately 1,300 years - from about 2000 B.C. to 612/10 BC - in northern Mesopotamia an ancient landscape between the Euphrates and Tigris rivers. A clear reference to the existence of the Assyrians, on the other hand, can already be found in the Old Testament (1st Book of Moses 2:14). There it says: * “… the name of the third river is the Tigris, which flows east of Assyria. The fourth river is the Euphrates..."

KZread's algorithm is about to start pimpin' your channel Mark Zuckerburg told me so

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Hope so!

@dennisa4220

3 жыл бұрын

Mark? The facebook Guy?

Where do you get your pronunciation of ancient names from. I’m not kidding, I know it’s hard. The “ch” in Sennacherib is a rolled, gutteral(?) sound, typical of Arabic languages. Read it as if it’s spelled with a “k” - Sennakherib.

Substitute King at 6:50 is similar to a Christian principal taught by Saint Paul regarding the first Adam and the second Adam. The first Adam is a stand in, and prefigures the pre-human Messiah who became the first born from the dead. The first Adam foreshadows the second Adam in a flawed way, in that he is unable to measure up to the LORD’s standards (The Torah). The first Adam is made from the dust the second Adam is made from the spirit of God. This is why we must follow Christ and die with him so that we may be raised with him. When we follow him he gives us a spiritual advocate, that comforts us in the difficult training we must endure, our entire lives. The first Adam will be in Heaven too. Adam #1 was setup to fail so that The LORD could shape him in his image. Think of him as a seed planted in the Earth, that would be pruned until it produced the seed of Adam #2. Adam #2 is also being pruned, we Christians are the branches. See John 15, Romans 5:12-21; & 1st Corinthians 15:12-34.

My ex-wife sent me an envelope like those two in your stash box, it was just trim, but, oh... what fine trim. From a dispensary in Bergan County I think. I wonder if someday they will find this comment written in cuniform on a mud brick. I hope so. OG kush i believe.

2Kings 16-19 and Isaiah 37

Just an FYI: I watch your videos!! So try not to curl up in a ball with "paranoia", I really like them too.

Algorithm chow 💖

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isn't Sennacherib pronounced Se-nak-er-rib ??? That's because Middle Eastern Semitic languages like Assyrian, Hebrew, or Arabic refers to "ch" with a hard "k" sound? You know like Chanukkah where the Ch refers to a hard and breathy H sound. Pronouncing the "ch" like the sh sound as in chewy is found in Western European languages.

@AA2RAYA

5 жыл бұрын

narlycat actually its Sen khee rooo سنخيرو

@S71800130

5 жыл бұрын

you’re right. it’s typically pronounced sen nak er rib

@72Yonatan

5 жыл бұрын

The proper pronunciation is beyond your ken, because you cannot say the eighth letter of the Hebrew alphabet, as this sound does not exist in English. But the syllabation is: SAN-CHE-RIV, with three syllables and not four. There is not any hard "K"sound in this name. But it does contain the word for 'sword' inside it. CHEREV means sword.

@narlycat

5 жыл бұрын

@@72Yonatan so if it is impossible to attempt to pronounce the eighth Hebrew letter "ח", are you content to let the English speaking world wish you a "happy sha-nu-ka?" שלם שלם?

excellent sepia movie 🐈‍⬛

5:20 in "Nobody watches my videos!" 😂

Essa Hardon

I am proud Assyrian

@10madcap

5 жыл бұрын

Assyria exhists does it? I think you'll find that the genome project found that, of the assyrian empire, only the people we call armenians are left - and over 90% of those live in england and usa. So which are you? The dark headed brute type, with big jaw, dreadlocks, and a proclivity for violence, or are you the shaved druid, white head type, with a knack for intellectualism and invention??

@philregaz599

5 жыл бұрын

10madcap Assyria as a country doesn't but I think genetics have proven that the modern assyrian christians of iraq are probably the most likely descendants of the ancient mesopotamians, assyrians or the people assimilated into the assyrian empire. Do you have a link?

I am Assyrian and proud of your work, unfortunately due to the lack of resources for Assyrians in there home lands and pour Assyrian’s current situation (thanks to UK) there are not many Assyrians that have access to information that you do, keep up the great work and many thanks

lmao the weed bit

lmao "sassy guy" :D

@StefanMilo

5 жыл бұрын

Well at least one person found it funny!