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@mikestrohm3271

4 жыл бұрын

Just a small point. Flat Earth is not a theory, it is a concept. A theory is something that has been proved.

@FroggyTWrite

4 жыл бұрын

overall great vid, but a 1min 30sec ad in the start of a video is a bit much

@iforgie

4 жыл бұрын

@@mikestrohm3271 Anything that is discovered that works and is not a Theory in Technical School is patented at the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

@coltm4a186

4 жыл бұрын

Was the Wild West really all that wild?

@dr.davidbannerf.e.s.6217

4 жыл бұрын

I did...I started AWL of it...every single bit of it. Have the Science to Prove it....Why?

I saw a meme stating if the world was flat cats would have already knocked everything off the edge. That's irrefutable logic right there.

@Gigipretty64

3 жыл бұрын

I completely agree. The fluffy little demons knock everything off anything. One of mine likes to dip her paw in glasses of ice water and tap the ice on the edge inevitability knocking over the water, I lost my very new MacBook Air thanks to her efforts. A whole pint of ice water over the keyboard, RIP. My cat was just pissed she got wet...

@yourordinarytwathere8789

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gigipretty64 please tell me you got that mac fixed? if not, i’ll buy it and fix if myself. usually water damaged macs are fixable. don’t throw it away either way! :)

@Gigipretty64

3 жыл бұрын

@@yourordinarytwathere8789 no, I managed to sell it to a Mac shop though. It was 4 years ago but I appreciate your concern 😍

@yourordinarytwathere8789

3 жыл бұрын

@@Gigipretty64 haha good! i hate seeing fixable macs and pcs just thrown away when they could still be good computers if someone just fixed them😄

@steveskouson9620

3 жыл бұрын

You SO beat me to this! (My cats don't knock stuff off, but one of them sticks his left paw, into the water bowl, and licks it off, to drink.) I am, in true life, a "dog" person. But my cats, are "me" cats. (Really, I want another Basenji.) steve

“It’s hard to win an argument with a smart person, its impossible to win an argument with a stupid person” -Bill Murray

@wbrandon78

4 жыл бұрын

I could not have said it better!!!

@JohnJackson-mn4ts

4 жыл бұрын

They bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

@NoctumusTV

4 жыл бұрын

I'll go ahead and save that quote. Thanks!

@d3r4g45

4 жыл бұрын

Be the one asking questions. Like let him explain night time.

@kelvinpang438

4 жыл бұрын

@@d3r4g45 As said in the vid,they claim the sun is like a spotlight only able to cover a portion of the earth at a time.

I have a neighbor that’s a flat earther He watches videos on it, does his research… and has the balls to laugh at people for thinking the earth is round. He literally says that “people would know it’s flat, if they just had a little basic understanding of science” These people are fascinatingly stupid.

@JootjeJ

9 ай бұрын

If those people had a little bit more than just a basic understanding of science they would realise that the world is a spheroid.

@turtlesandmoreturtles4140

9 ай бұрын

If only he had the balls to believe in balls

@JootjeJ

9 ай бұрын

@@turtlesandmoreturtles4140 I love your name! Turtles all the way

@turtlesandmoreturtles4140

9 ай бұрын

@@JootjeJ thank you! turtles are epic

@johnjohnson3709

9 ай бұрын

You just want to beat the crap out of those people!!

The Netflix documentary Around the Curve has my favorite example of flat earthers They came up with a surprisingly scientific experiment involving a gyroscope to measure the actual curvature of the earth. They laid out the explanation for what evidence would prove that the earth is round, and what would prove the earth is flat It proved the earth is round Their conclusion: magical sky beams interfered with their measurements

@javierlatorre480

10 ай бұрын

Better yet: they then went to the trouble of buying a zero Gauss chamber to block out these "heavenly energies" It still proved the Earth is round

@THE-BUNKEN-DRUM

9 ай бұрын

"Thanks Bob." 😆

@OriginalContent89

8 ай бұрын

🤦🏾‍♀️

@cutwagman

8 ай бұрын

All a person needs is to fly into Chicago at night to see the curvature.. trust me

@mikekasich836

8 ай бұрын

"Why do people believe in flat Earth?" Because they're stupid. That's all there is to it. They're stupid. And I mean that legitimately. They are too stupid to understand basic things

A flat-earther's greatest fear is... Sphere itself.

@xSlykiller

4 жыл бұрын

Ken Fulton {Baby Elder} I love this

@azreanaibrahim2721

4 жыл бұрын

Nice

@cindaschuster6725

4 жыл бұрын

😂🤣😂

@shanyiaroberts96

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂 I wish I was good at puns

@taycarroll1124

4 жыл бұрын

Nice one 👍👍👍😊😊

The only thing to fear is sphere itself.

@Jesse-bb4qj

2 жыл бұрын

Don't you fear falling off the basketball? And who is upside down the united states or Australia?

@EmmEff72

2 жыл бұрын

That was flat out funny.

@Proton_N

2 жыл бұрын

I see what you did there 😌😂

@mattterry1255

2 жыл бұрын

Genius-level pun! Congrats!

@zakbzak7

2 жыл бұрын

@@mattterry1255 I can't take credit. I've heard it a dozen times.

Problem is once flat earthers realize they are wrong, they have built their identities and social orbits (no pun intended) around other flat earthers. They stay to avoid loneliness and rejection.

@MartinMartin-yi9to

11 ай бұрын

Just like christians. How pathetic.

@nathancook2852

8 ай бұрын

Yes, it is a cult.

As a U.S. Navy veteran, whose primary job was running radar as an Operations Specialist, I can say with ABSOLUTE certainty that the earth IS NOT FLAT!!!

@SABaruj

11 ай бұрын

Its cylindrical, yeah! You know!

@womp47

11 ай бұрын

@@SABaruj are you an idiot? the earth is a dodecahedron, its been scientifically proven because i said so.

@killerspyder1

11 ай бұрын

You can see the earth looking at other men's pelvis'. Jk squid

@carliemccoy7659

11 ай бұрын

How can anyone say for certain if the earth is round oh wait because we are told it is but no one can say 100 percent that it is round

@SABaruj

11 ай бұрын

@@carliemccoy7659 its cylindrical, 99% sure

Come on. Everyone knows ships disapear because of being outside of the render distance.

@jinkstacks4830

4 жыл бұрын

@@taurohkea2169 thats because the sails have a larger render distance

@jinkstacks4830

4 жыл бұрын

Tillke Rohkea No dude, anything attached to the boat will have the same render distance. Even lights that you attach to it

@SteamedBunXHoyo

4 жыл бұрын

@@taurohkea2169 Google render distance in game. maybe you will get it lol.

@dcacnc

4 жыл бұрын

@@taurohkea2169 lol i get you think he ment what was visible but render distance or draw distance is "In computer graphics, draw distance is the maximum distance of objects in a three-dimensional scene that are drawn by the rendering engine. Polygons that lie beyond the draw distance will not be drawn to the screen." google says. so its referring to a aspect of games.

@dcacnc

4 жыл бұрын

he might be saying we live in a simulation.

One of my favourite Flat-Earther statements is that they have thousands of members around the globe.

@harvbegal6868

2 жыл бұрын

And the immediate response to that statement. "Say that again but slower."

@johncomeau6896

2 жыл бұрын

ROTFLMAO

@negotiableaffections

2 жыл бұрын

...and they use mobile phone technology to talk to each other...

@lasso79ify

2 жыл бұрын

😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Lauren080508

2 жыл бұрын

hahahaha!

"Flat Earth Society has supporters from all across the globe." Actual social media post.

@masamimuniz

11 ай бұрын

It’s a “global” conspiracy, just like “global warming” and the “climate.”

@michaelusswisconsin6002

10 ай бұрын

Should believing in the Flat Earth theory be considered a mental disability?

@KiraBKADestroyerOfWorlds

10 ай бұрын

Clearly, "globe" is just a figure of speech😂

@worsethanhitlerpt.2539

Ай бұрын

The world is so depressing but Flat Earthers genuinely bring me joy

@samuelmunoz906

13 күн бұрын

FYI, NO serious flat earther belongs or follows them. Try doing some research ON YOUR OWN, so as to not make a full out of yourself with comments like that.

I remember watching a documentary not that long ago that followed a group of flat earthers who set out to confirm that the Earth was flat, and basically, after every experiment that proved them wrong they simply changed the narrative to suit the results. In a nutshell, they were wrong and could not prove the Earth was flat.

@iamnotamused317

9 ай бұрын

Hence the beginning of the term "thanks Bob".

@Hkizzie

9 ай бұрын

That’s basically religion in general. Only accept any evidence that supports your belief, throw out all evidence that disproves it.

@user-zc4sx9ig6p

9 ай бұрын

​@@Hkizzieno one asked I declare jihad on you

@filmandfirearms

8 ай бұрын

@@Hkizzie Flat earth has nothing to do with religion, that's a modern idea. Besides, you can definitively, scientifically prove the shape of the earth, and it was first done thousands of years ago. You can't show any evidence that directly disproves the existence of any deity. You can explain the mechanism behind certain phenomena attributed to deities, but you can't prove or disprove if a deity was responsible for it happening. In fact, scientists for thousands of years viewed science not as a way of replacing or disproving God, but of understanding how He operates, and when you understand how He does what He does, you can better understand why He does it

@beyolgrenlef5001

8 ай бұрын

​@@filmandfirearms Keep your god out of science.

"Never argue with a stupid person. First they'll drag you down to their level, then they'll beat you with experience." Mark Twain

@ultraniusmaximus1536

2 жыл бұрын

So don't argue with ball Earth sheeple.

@AmishMicrowave

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultraniusmaximus1536 The only thing flat is your brain, you don't even understand an insult directed at you lol

@ultraniusmaximus1536

2 жыл бұрын

@@AmishMicrowave Did you seriously just post that? Wow. Could you really not tell I was being facetious? Try a little less "lol"-ing, and try using that meatball you have upstairs a litte more.

@lepangolin4080

2 жыл бұрын

@@ultraniusmaximus1536 Thank you for bringing the world some fun. At least thank to US flatearthling, I'm pretty reassure about my own country and how things aren't that all f*cked up. People at least have better education, better health care and better life. Like the reality show where you mock people for the way they behave. But here the reality show is the news from US x)

@ultraniusmaximus1536

2 жыл бұрын

@@lepangolin4080 You're welcome.

The fact we are discussing this in the 21st century is worrying.

@alainlefebvre9860

4 жыл бұрын

Explains the Trump presidency. Sad.

@oldschool3484

4 жыл бұрын

Pepe4358 _ Thats what they said to Galileo in his century..

@oldschool3484

4 жыл бұрын

steve naylor you saying GODS word is false ? You are really blind. Has nothing to do with science. Yes science has been manipulated for political agendas. That is a Fact !

@Del3691

4 жыл бұрын

​@@oldschool3484 I would happily say LOUDLY that the just because some Trump voting Corona denying creationist Flat Earther says something IS Gods word DOES NOT make it so, and anything YOU (or similar edumacationally challenged lizard brain freaks ) says IS the word of God 100% most definitely IS NOT! and the world is round sunshine!

@oldschool3484

4 жыл бұрын

Ariako Ishikawa You are one ignorant SOB. First off, that is BS ! Your statement is false ! More people were killed , especially in the 20 th. Entury by Communists and Socialist dictators. Usually took Christians to stop it. Not going to get into a biblical discussion with someone who definitely seems to have a chip on their shoulders about Jesus and the Bible. One thing is for sure, NASA LIED and the Earth is not what we have been told. PERIOD ! End of Story !

The refutation of all the evidence which contradicts their theory reminds me of what it was like to try to convince my mother that the voices only she could hear were a result of psychosis…

@ethantalbot3015

10 ай бұрын

How the duck do you know? The spiritual world is real, and that’s why almost no one in western society can make sense out of ANYTHING. They’re missing a fundamental aspect of human existence and the universal overall.

@himwhoisnottobenamed5427

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, but you were (hopefully) actually able to convince her. You can’t convince a flat earther of shit.

Years ago, I spent a year at South Pole Station. Up there on the polar plateau, I would have noticed an ice wall if it had been there, don't you think?

@javierlatorre480

9 ай бұрын

Yeah no they think the ice shelf itself is the ice wall. Apparently they have no idea that Antarctica has beaches

@abelreyna8781

8 ай бұрын

They would say you had your memory erased by NASA.

How to debate a Flat Earther - walk away in a straight line until you disappear below the horizon. QED.

@reddragon3132

4 жыл бұрын

bUt PerSpeTivE!

@dbillionaer

4 жыл бұрын

Daaaaaaaaamn good one

@jamesguy1030

4 жыл бұрын

77gravity ~ Yeah, And then the Flat Earther will take out their P900 Camera & bring you Straight back into focus. . . Lol . .

@brnt034

4 жыл бұрын

Nope. A telescope will bring that person who "walked over the curve" right back into focus. Or binoculars. Or the P900/P1000. Globetards believe light can bend around corners and curves!! LOL

@mikew8914

4 жыл бұрын

Wrong. This is know as Perspective.

6:04 You could run a survey in which the only question is "Are you currently taking a survey?" and 5% of people will still answer "Not sure"

@tobiaswilhelmi4819

Жыл бұрын

Reminds me of the time where those telephone polls were a thing. You had to grab the phone, dial the number and pay a considerable amount of money and yet still there were people who did just that just to vote for "I don't care".

@thoughtfulalbatros9683

Жыл бұрын

@@tobiaswilhelmi4819 when apathy comes at a cost

@thevocatiousunspeakables709

Жыл бұрын

"Taking a survey" is something that only happens in our mind. In reality, we are just pressing lead onto a piece of paper, so perhaps it would not be unwarranted

Reminds me of the saying, "It is easier to fool someone than it is to convince someone they have been fooled." - Somebody smarter than me, probably.

@Ricimer671

Жыл бұрын

Mark Twain I believe.

@RespectMyAuthoritaah

Жыл бұрын

@@Ricimer671 Yea, someone smarter than me. LOL

@andrewsallee6044

Жыл бұрын

The problem with that statement in this context is that it says nothing about who is the one being fooled. The flerf is convinced that the believer in the round earth is the one who has been fooled and is just being obstinate when shown all their wonderful reasoning. As well as the other way around.

@ankhpom9296

Ай бұрын

Bill Murray said that.

@RespectMyAuthoritaah

Ай бұрын

@@ankhpom9296 Yeah, somebody smarter than me.

The existence of people who don't believe the earth is flat but spend their time pretending to be flat earthers online is worse than people believing the earth is flat...

@warmachineuk

Жыл бұрын

Trolls have no interest in changing schoolbooks, harassing people in the streets, and don't believe charismatic conmen claiming an election was rigged by a conspiracy.

Remember when we thought it was the lack of access to information that was holding people back? It's not. It's not that at all.

@blenderbanana

2 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/l5mW3LipodCdXdY.html

@shaunsteele8244

2 жыл бұрын

are lies considered "information" now?

@ninjaswordtothehead

2 жыл бұрын

@@shaunsteele8244 Depends on who you ask.

@AngryReptileKeeper

2 жыл бұрын

It gets worse when you realize that stupid people reproduce the most.

@sally8708

2 жыл бұрын

@@AngryReptileKeeper That’s the result of people consuming relentless mythology and misinformation related to fertility, conception, and pregnancy. It used to be just dumb stuff teenagers heard from an older sibling and passed around in a relatively small group, but it is significantly more proliferative these days. No, laying still after sex does not prevent pregnancy. No, jumping up and down after sex does not prevent pregnancy. No, you cannot get pregnant from a toilet seat or hot tub. Yes, you can get pregnant if sperm contacts your vulva even if it wasn’t initially released inside the vagina. No, birth control does not cause abortions (guys really like to believe that the magic happens the second they release, but there’s at least a week before a blastocyst implants in the uterine wall, at which point pregnancy occurs). Trying to explain to someone the whole timeline of the process is an effort in futility. But really, if you’ve decided to hate a thing, shouldn’t you at least know how it works? Okay I got off on a tangent, but my initial point was relevant as to the specific area of ignorance which causes more widespread reproduction.

I'll tell you who is most pissed by the Flat Earth theory - the Hollow Earthers. No one even talks about their crackpot theory any more.

@thejudgmentalcat

4 жыл бұрын

Sir Sic did, this one guy said the door to the underworld was on an island but no one can get to it. His claim is if the earth is full of hot magma, then why is it cold in caves.

@scottmantooth8785

4 жыл бұрын

a Flat Earth Vs. Hollow Earth MMA smack down cage fight would be interesting...i'd buy tickets for that one

@siddokis2945

4 жыл бұрын

@@thejudgmentalcat a friend of mine works in a mine in northern Canada and he said he sweats every day, all day down there.

@thejudgmentalcat

4 жыл бұрын

@Greg Moonen I know this. The hollow-earther does not.

@cheeseyjrdude4751

4 жыл бұрын

@MRGRUMPY53 Im fairly certain it's been around longer. If I remember correctly, Jules Verne wrote Journey to the Center of the Earth after hearing about it, could easily be wrong on that part though

"Only believe in things you can see for yourself. Also, there's an ice wall around the disc that no-one has ever seen for themselves, but trust me bro."

I read a fascinating comment by a psychologist who has a policy of refusing to treat any patient that claims the earth is flat: he has found that they usually have underlying mental health issues and symptoms that need psychiatric care and perhaps medication. He therefore refers those prospective patients to a higher level medical professional. While this is not a causation situation, there is correlation between the firmly held belief in a flat earth belief and symptoms of larger problems.

@clueless4085

9 ай бұрын

Huh. Imagine that.

@kellharris2491

5 ай бұрын

That's interesting. Probably a good point.

@ankhpom9296

Ай бұрын

Could the same be said of MAGA followers?

"You know, maybe there's a good reason donkeys shouldn't talk." ~Shrek

@realmalcontent1029

2 жыл бұрын

So wise

@nokuhobune

2 жыл бұрын

Wise words flat earth denier

@Wertsir

2 жыл бұрын

Conspiracy theories are like onions.

@Tcrror

2 жыл бұрын

@@nokuhobune LMFAO. Dude, you people are even dumber than Trumpers. Somehow. I realize that most of you ARE Trumpers, btw, which is just hilarious.

@nokuhobune

2 жыл бұрын

@@Tcrror cope harder round earther

My favorite part of flat earth people is that Bob Knodel made a whole-ass documentary and bought a $20,000 gyroscopic laser to prove the Earth is flat... only to discover it WASN'T flat, and decided that since he didn't like that, the evidence didn't matter.

@spfadden082711

2 жыл бұрын

Hahaha I saw that!

@fallen4life080

2 жыл бұрын

Even worse is that they're now trying to find ways to force the gyroscope to show a flat earth and they don't realize how biasedly faulty that logic is. It's like me trying to prove gravity doesn't exist and after dropping rocks over and over i then let go of a helium balloon and act like i proved my point.

@barryomahony4983

2 жыл бұрын

And they could have instead gone and looked at a Foucault pendulum, or built one themselves. Much easier and cheaper.

@fallen4life080

2 жыл бұрын

@@barryomahony4983 Don't understimate flat earthers confirmation bias and special pleading. They claim that Foucault pendulums work because the "dome" earth sits under is spinning...which would result in similar results or they claim the earth is rotating as a disk at 24hr/day intervals but the sun is traveling much faster around the disk.

@slevinchannel7589

2 жыл бұрын

Hbomberguy did a Single Awesome Video about Flat-Earth and so did Wisecrack; but some are even specialized on it: Like Sci Man Dan, who did a Thousand Videos of High Quality.

"All human knowledge is at everyone's finger tips" leaves out that all human lies, deceptions, mistakes, rumors and misconceptions are also at everyone's finger tips, and thanks to algorithms all are equal in the eyes of google.

I used to think it was round, then thought it was flat, then came back around.

@ankhpom9296

Ай бұрын

What caused you to think the earth is flat?

@panckreous

6 күн бұрын

@@ankhpom9296 required for the joke to work ;)

I once asked a flat earther about 'If you keep going west, why do you end up in the east?" His answer boiled down to, shit you not, Pac-Man Physics. If you leave the left side of the screen you appear on the right side of the screen. I still do not understand how this could possibly work.

@tenhundredkills

3 жыл бұрын

Reading that comment genuinely made me laugh out loud!

@smakmyass3276

3 жыл бұрын

Or just ask them to explain sunset because even minecraft debunks their "science and evidence"

@elimsyldog4858

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao 😂 FOH 💀

@DibIrken

3 жыл бұрын

Pac-Man physics. Lol!

@DibIrken

3 жыл бұрын

@mohammed ilyas why don't you do it.

Someone wrote: "It's very difficult to argue with an intelligent person but it's impossible to argue with an ignorant one". True words indeed.

@sandraal2585

2 жыл бұрын

That was Bill Murray

@3nertia

2 жыл бұрын

"Never argue with stupid people. They'll drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience" - Mark Twain

@GORILLA_PIMP

2 жыл бұрын

The only thing that matters is people don't TRY an argue with me Period

@sandraal2585

2 жыл бұрын

@@GORILLA_PIMP but what if you are wrong and someone tried to correct you but in a healthy debating kind of way?

@GORILLA_PIMP

2 жыл бұрын

@@sandraal2585 Because it's not about "being right or wrong" lmfao It's about not challenging me

Whistler's content (multiple KZread channels) is top quality. Insightful, humorous, and always engaging, Whistler carries the short content with his own brand of audacious cheek. Truly entertaining stuff 😂

I like the ad at the beginning and not in the middle interrupting the story. It's appreciated.

"Dropping out of school at the tender age of nine..." And now it all makes sense.

@manoman0

3 жыл бұрын

Fridays For Future!

@haroldsen4238

3 жыл бұрын

Most flat earthers act like 9 year olds, so it makes sense

@philaypeephilippotter6532

3 жыл бұрын

*Dropping out of school* or *dropped on the head at school?*

@MsPegasus1001

3 жыл бұрын

@@philaypeephilippotter6532 in thinking more he mother drank while pregnant, dr dropped him on his head at birth and he dropped out of school because he was too stupid to learn.

@SieMiezekatze

3 жыл бұрын

My dad is a flat earther he drop from high school

"The ability to speak does not make you intelligent." Qui-Gon Jinn

@navelpicker

2 жыл бұрын

You mean George Lucas...

@AG-io5wr

2 жыл бұрын

@@navelpicker Clever you are.

@Oraelius

2 жыл бұрын

It certainly didn't make Qui-Gon intelligent.

@DoremiFasolatido1979

2 жыл бұрын

Nah, cogent speech does make one intelligent. But intelligence does not equal sapience.

@davechan8613

2 жыл бұрын

“Meesa tinkin the Earthum be flatten.” -Some idiot

Like all cult beliefs, some people need to believe they have secret knowledge that only they and their in-group possesses, to make them feel whole.

I have absolutely no idea why, but this particular video, and the Fyre Festival one, are my comfort videos. I have seen this so many times. I completely threw a teenager off by telling her this yesterday. She said one of her classmates actually did a presentation on it.

"Only trust what you can see with your own eyes" Hasn't seen the edge of the Earth.

@adrianb990

3 жыл бұрын

Haven't seen actuall space

@trude8073

2 жыл бұрын

I haven't seen a kenguru. Therefore, they don't exist. Logic 🥴

@ultraniusmaximus1536

2 жыл бұрын

Trust what you see with your own eyes in your everyday life, not locations that the military will not let you reach even if you wanted to reach it.

@otisdylan9532

2 жыл бұрын

Actually, much of what they assert are things that they can't possibly have seen with their own eyes.

@ultraniusmaximus1536

2 жыл бұрын

@@otisdylan9532 Otis, you've seen the flat earth with your own eyes, but because of indoctrination over your lifetime, it's easy to miss. CGI images of space that are obviously fake, high-altitude weather balloon video where the horizon rises to you eye level, zero proof of gravity turning us around. Believe me, you've already experienced it.

I have my moments when i think "I'm stupid..." but then i remind myself "well at least I'm not flat earther stupid."

@Bladeofwar94

3 жыл бұрын

Kudos man. If you ever feel like an idiot just watch a flat Earther and just be amazed that you're not an absolute moron!

@stateofhibernation

3 жыл бұрын

@@Bladeofwar94 i have, it instantly makes me feel better 😃.

@manoman0

3 жыл бұрын

We always have our priests, man. There were times when our priests said the earth is flat. Then came along a guy.... He became the new priest. You are not half as smart as you think you are. Even you remind yourself that you're not flat-earth-stupid.

@Bladeofwar94

3 жыл бұрын

@@manoman0 This comment shows your ignorance in spades. The difference b/t a priest and a scientist is one uses mathematics, rationales, and observation to deduce and discern the natural world. A priest says my holy book from 2000 years ago says that a magical sky daddy made everything and that you will burn in hell if you don't believe in it. Honestly not arrogant enough to assume i'm smart, but compared to a flat earther I can confirm that i'm not a moron.

@stateofhibernation

3 жыл бұрын

@@manoman0 it was a joke... I know I'm stupid 😂👌

Almost a decade ago, I discovered online that there were people who believed the Earth was flat. I began arguing with them. I tried to understand what made them believe what they believe and thought of ways to debunk their beliefs in indisputable ways. Here are some examples: -Flat earthers said that Antarctica surrounded the Earth, was comprised of 75-150 foot tall ice walls that could not be traversed, and if you somehow did manage to traverse the wall machine-gun-carrying NASA guards would turn you away. I really thought to even think this was truly hilarious. Do these people even realize that you can just book a trip to Antarctica and go there yourself to see that none of this is true? I mean... let's go! Let's go in person and see that none of this is true in reality. See for yourself that there are no continuous tall ice walls and no NASA guards. I'm guessing that flat earthers don't have much money because none took me up on the offer -They were so convinced that the whole global concept was a means of controlling the populous. They somehow merged the globalist "New World Order", which is really about people capitalizing on a unified world government, whereby the word global doesn't refer to the shape of the planet, but the encapsulation of all governments of the world. They don't seem to understand this distinction. Further, they then use MK-Ultra and merge that into their unhinged beliefs for some reason. Then, they claim this is all because of the Rothschilds and Rockerfellers, etc. Then, I asked them a couple of questions: 1) How is it that these people or governments are going to somehow control me more or less just because of the shape of the planet? I mean, if the Earth is round or flat, from a government perspective... my life doesn't change in either case. From a controlling me perspective, nothing changes. My life from a governing perspective isn't affected by the shape of the planet. They of course had no answer for this and merely resorted to ad hominem attacks about how clueless I was and how they felt sorry for me.... even though they are the ones who couldn't answer the simplest of questions 2) Why? Why would anybody require the Earth being round in my mind, or the populous in general? What is the end game? What's it all about? The answer? Seriously... the answer was: so the government could get your money. THAT'S IT! That is all they had! So, I informed them that the government ALREADY has our money they collect in the form of taxes and that they already give many billions a year to NASA, out of a $4 trillion sum in federal revenue a year, and they don't need my understanding or permission to give NASA money because they already have my money and can spend it however Congress decides to do so in their budget. Me believing the world is some shape has literally no effect on anything with regard to them taking my money and giving it to NASA. Again, they had no response to this. So, they cannot even come up with a plausible reason that they can effectively explain in any legitimate fashion that even begins to provide a motive for their make-believe claims. Add-on: No lie, this one Australian guy was really smug about his flat earth positions and attempted to execute a live experiment on the spot on video that "proved" for sure just how the Earth simply cannot be a globe. The experiment? He had a deflated soccer ball and he used his garden hose to spray water on it to show that the water fell off and didn't stick to the ball! HAHAHAHAHA! Seriously! That was it!!! He is completely scientifically brainless! He didn't even consider for a second that the gravity of the Earth, due to its much larger mass than the ball, would overpower any sort of gravitational effects a tiny little ball could even hope to produce. This guy is all flat earthers. Just stupid and wrong.

@jannaswanson271

9 ай бұрын

Now we are seeing the "extraterrestrials" and UFO narrative unfold. This would not be possible if people believed in the firmament of God. Our entire world is God's creation. The Bible says this, "The coming of the lawless one will be accompanied by the working of Satan, with every kind of power, sign, and false wonder, and with every wicked deception directed against those who are perishing, because they refused the love of the truth that would have saved them. For this reason God will send them a powerful delusion so that they believe the lie, in order that judgment may come upon all who have disbelieved the truth and delighted in wickedness." 2 Thessalonians 2:9-12 Don't believe it if you want but this world is passing away.

Crazy thing is, there doesn't "still" seem to be people who believe this, but people who believe this "again"

The funny thing is if we took a champion of champion among the flat earthers to space and they confirmed the earth is round they would then be written off as bought by NASA.

@vang-toulee8351

Жыл бұрын

nah they would say the windows are special effects.

@albertbresca8904

Жыл бұрын

the flat earthers provide the rest of us plenty of amusement.. mind you all that wasted effort trying to prove the earth is flat..... mind you i don't think they would be so enthusiastic about something else if they beleive the earth was round....

@jaymac7203

Жыл бұрын

They are liars who ignore evidence because of their need to feel special!

@marcelstockli9306

Жыл бұрын

@@vang-toulee8351 CGI!!🥳🤣😂🤣🤸🤡

@hatlessjet7802

Жыл бұрын

Is this true? 😂

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” ― George Carlin

@tohrovin6693

3 жыл бұрын

Oh...

@Celisar1

3 жыл бұрын

Remco DH Seems George Carlin wasn’t aware of the difference between average and MEDIAN... 🙄

@vengefulspirit99

3 жыл бұрын

Celisar1 apparently you don't understand the difference between mean, median and mode either because you just used "average" to insult someone. How do you know he wasn't referring to median? Last I checked, all three of those are averages.

@vladutcornel

3 жыл бұрын

That's not how averages work. Einstein was pushing the average up. People who quote comedians are pulling it down.

@starcitizen890j5

3 жыл бұрын

I have been in the bottom 4% of my peer group 2 years running according to the UK statistics for degree classification. I still believe the earth is a globe 🌍. Not so sure I believe in statistics though 😂

A question i always ask conspiracy theorists is simple. What would the powers that be have to gain by lying to us?

@LOUDPACG

8 ай бұрын

See congressional hearing on ufos

@crispy336

8 ай бұрын

If you haven't seen the answer yet you never will! If you had any knowledge of political history you would realise the term conspiracy theorist was coined by the CIA to counter the truths that were becoming obvious to intelligent people.

Being a flat earther is like hanging a sign around your neck declaring the dire state of your genes.

@gmr4life884

Жыл бұрын

More like a sign that says "make fun of this guy" with an arrow pointed at your face.

Conspiracy theory: everyone who believes the Earth is flat is just waiting for a free opportunity to be sent to space to be "proven wrong".

@wallaceluna6241

3 жыл бұрын

Yep now im a flat earth believer. Gotta send me to space for free so i can see. mhmm mhmm

@markmarinas9418

3 жыл бұрын

I guess I'm a flat earther now

@tinacaldwell7089

3 жыл бұрын

Hey, u can believe this sh!TD!ck if ya want 2, so let's use all these complex formulas that a sumb!Tch from the bronze age came up wit. Then ask me how I could believe in the bible bc it was written soooooo long ago. Everything we think we know about the sun moon stars space comes from 1 organization, NASACAR, if I catch sum1 in lie(S) as in piles of em. I must reconsider all they said. NASA means 2 beguile in Hebrew, & means 2 greatly decieve in Greek. They have now added a hyphen 2 change the meaning & the word the word 4 lifted up is pronounced nawsha that ain't it. Just Google clouds behind the sun & clique on video & images

@dakrontu

3 жыл бұрын

I am not generous enough to want to waste money on such people by sending them into space (even if permanently). They are not the hungry or sick waiting for relief. They are the wilfully ignorant, agents of their own misfortune.

@1un4cy

3 жыл бұрын

That's been my main conspiracy theory waiting for someone at nasa to get fed up and give em a free rocket ride to orbit and back even then, they'd probably just say it was a really convincing digital simulation

Arguing with a "flat earther" is like playing chess with a pigeon. It sh^ts on the board, and then promptly walks around like it just won the game.

@haladisch

3 жыл бұрын

Jajajajajaja, I laughed so hard, I may have to “steal” this comparison to share it among my friends 😂

@littlemissmisses2981

3 жыл бұрын

That’s glorious

@christydunn4800

3 жыл бұрын

No pigeon ever done that

@Killerbee4712

3 жыл бұрын

@@christydunn4800 its an analogy

@christydunn4800

3 жыл бұрын

@@Killerbee4712 yea it doesn't make sense

If the curvature of the earth as viewed from an airliner is due to the shape of the windows, why doesn't the terminal building look curved when you're on the runway.

The idea that all world governments would come together for once on any one idea (let alone to keep it secret from the entire world) is quite preposterous.

Welp, the fact that the movement was started by someone who stopped going to school at age 9 should tell people everything they need to know

@anival9576

2 жыл бұрын

That he wasn't brainwashed by organized education. ;-D

@al5306

2 жыл бұрын

@@anival9576 It means he's not smart. You need education, bud. Act grown.

@amirtham5783

2 жыл бұрын

@@kingdavey90 The earth is round. Deal with it.

@kingdavey90

2 жыл бұрын

@@amirtham5783 indeed it is

@rossolini3588

2 жыл бұрын

@@anival9576 you can rent a hot air balloon and see it for yourself

I ascribe to the theory that if the Earth WAS flat, cats would've knocked everything off the edge by now.

@sciencetroll6304

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, still the best proof.

@ovizcarra8667

4 жыл бұрын

Even though i think the earth is round you are wrong the stupid people's theories say there's a wall around the wall(edit)I mean earth

@Gaby-C1

4 жыл бұрын

No one knows what is the truth about our planet. We can believe in something...even if sometimes it called science.

@rshelburg

4 жыл бұрын

Damn. You one original sum bitch.

@famouslastwords0791HR

4 жыл бұрын

Can we retire this comment already?

Apparently the newsletter of the flat earth society was pretty big but completely fell to nearly nobody because the person running the newsletter had their house burn down and lost all the addresses and names of members. (Just as I finished typing it he brings it up of course)

As for sailors, if you are reasonably high up above the waterline you can actually see the curvature with your eyes.

"Anyone who claims something is foolproof drastically underestimates the ingenuity of complete fools."

@AmaryInkawult

4 жыл бұрын

I was a fool so I still get around now and then through sheer dumb luck.

@maximeprometheas

4 жыл бұрын

42

@niniv2706

4 жыл бұрын

Or goes to church, prays in a temple or rams pedestrians with a lorry for voices in his head . Flat Earth is as real as the 4200 other religious virus in humans brains . Let's make it 4201 just to annoy Orko ;)

@stephenle-surf9893

4 жыл бұрын

Sounds like a old usmc instructor saying, put a new recruit in a padded room with two steel ball bearings and one hour later he'll have broken one and lost the other!

@niniv2706

4 жыл бұрын

@@stephenle-surf9893 90% of humanity believes ON FAITH in angels ... Let that sink in before talking "smart" ... Unless YOU are an anti - theist ... Take a number to the padded dorm .

Flat Earthers: We can only accept what we can see with our own eyes. Also Flat Earthers: The Earth is surrounded by an ice wall that no one's ever seen.

@arandombard1197

4 жыл бұрын

Astronauts: I saw it with my own eyes Flat Earthers: I can't accept this!

@dwhyze5090

4 жыл бұрын

Random Ashe how naive are your people? Please provide one scientific proof that the earth is spinning!!

@gyflies

4 жыл бұрын

@Yehudah Wayne Ummm...what? Are you a troll?

@dwhyze5090

4 жыл бұрын

Brandon MacLeod no I am not. Anyone that honestly research this topic instead of listening to guys like these on KZread can’t come away thinking the earth is a spinning sphere! I’ve asked people for 3 scientific proof of earth’s movement and no one can provide it. It’s a historical fact that every attempt made by Globe Earth proponents to prove movement has failed!! That’s why they started creating theories. When you can’t prove something In Reality, you create a theory! You don’t need a theory to tell you the sun is in the sky, you see it everyday. You only need theories for things you can’t see or experience in reality! The globe earth is a fantasy supported by theories upon theories that has no basis in reality!!

@gyflies

4 жыл бұрын

@Yehudah Wayne "You only need theories for things you can’t see or experience in reality!" Like the theory that the earth is surrounded by an ice wall?

I changed someones opinion of the flat earth once. I simply told them that "earth cannot be flat and hollow, the lizard people controlling the world had to come from somewhere." Lol

The flat Earth theory is nearly as crazy as the “hallow Earth theory”

A reality show where flat earthers travel to find the edge of the world..

@TheBuddhaBear

3 жыл бұрын

So that would kinda be like the shows about finding bigfoot and such?

@hardcore476

3 жыл бұрын

thare is one its called C SPAN

@YeOldeSpellbooke

3 жыл бұрын

Or a reality show where flat earthers have to plan a direct flight between Perth and Johannesburg, or other southern hemisphere direct long distance flight. Explain their reasoning, and then execute it.

@davidmaschino3359

3 жыл бұрын

@EmperorJuliusCaesar I think Ive seen this. He built an insanely powerful lazer and set up polls as a sort of check point and something along the lines of "If the world is a sphere then the exact degree of curvature should be _______." Then he did the experiment and the outcome was damn near literally exactly what he stated if the world were spherical. He then basically said, in his own round (or flat hehe) about way that the results were inconclusive due to them not proving his point.

@synq-_-8595

3 жыл бұрын

@@davidmaschino3359 if it doesn't fit their beliefs they disregard it

I always figured flat earthers were of 2 kinds: 1. Trolls who are messing with you. 2. Suckers who believe the trolls.

@elemu3653

4 жыл бұрын

Spot on bro 🤗

@Cosmic_Corpse22

4 жыл бұрын

That is most likely the case. Trolls who make "Believable" points, and people who are gullible enough and willing enough to believe them. People love to hate "The Man," and what better way than to say the earth being round and vaccines being good are government propaganda.

@jdevilist

4 жыл бұрын

3 kinds. Third being just plain old stupid. 😄

@dominiccharvet546

4 жыл бұрын

flatearthscienceandbible.com/2017/08/12/wake-up-christians-flat-earth-is-the-most-important-truth-a-pastor-tells-why/

@archiebaldthefat755

4 жыл бұрын

You don't know what you are talking about. Go and find out for yourself why they believe what they do, this video is not correct, the flat earth people have many academics, and many valid reasons why they say the earth may be flat or is at least not the way we are being told that it is. Or maybe you should just go with the flow like a sheep, I'm sure a little girl wouldn't have the courage to think for herself.

5:20 "Look below for examples." Best part

Arguing with a flerfer is like playing chess with a pigeon, the pigeon's just going to knock over the pieces, shit on the board and strut around like it won the game. You can't argue with people who can't think critically.

Flat Earthers: "there's a GLOBAL conspiracy"

@minnion2871

4 жыл бұрын

@Traditional Catholic I tend to be skeptical of the idea of there being one single giant conspiracy.... (I tend to think that there are likely a multitude of secretive groups each working towards their own ends that sometimes work together but also against each other...)

@christopherblake2588

4 жыл бұрын

Minnion yes, they are called governments. Really not much of a secret, humans are just horrible. 😂🤣😂

@minnion2871

4 жыл бұрын

@@christopherblake2588 Some of them are cults, clubs, syndicates, churches, and of course corporations.... Of course the whole one world government conspiracy could be considered two or more... (Religious organizations trying to get everyone to be the same religion, and see a one world government as a tool to achieve this... Then you get corporations that see a one world government as their ticket to saving money on lobbing multiple governments to pass laws to benefit their greed by suppressing competition and making it easier to achieve their monopolies and the death of the free market....)

@christopherblake2588

4 жыл бұрын

Minnion very true can’t ignore those as well. Every group has a special interest, you can even throw lobbyist into that equation. Wouldn’t call it much of a conspiracy thou if they are doing this out in the open. Human nature almost guarantees there will never be a “one government”.

@dazstudio68

4 жыл бұрын

kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYV9trqbk92YmMo.html Obviously flat

My friend was a Flat Earther. We watched a few videos. One was about a plane that left China heading to LA. An emergency (Pregnant woman went into labor) forced them to land in Alaska. On the map it looked like they made a hard left and flew twice the distance as LA would be. We went to a store. Found a globe, used my lanyard to plot the closest distance from the two points on the map. It almost went over the southern tip of Alaska. I watched the Flat Earth drain out of his brain in real time.

@squidjpeg9925

3 жыл бұрын

Sometimes I wish I had a flat Earther friend so I can bully him out of his ignorant belief 😆

@angryhairpeice

3 жыл бұрын

@@squidjpeg9925 I bullied no one. I educated him.

@oddimusprime1769

3 жыл бұрын

Awesome

@SRWill64

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, that's why aviators and navigators use a special map called a Mercator map which makes the landmasses and such look bigger the closer to the poles one gets because the Earth isn't flat! They use it to be able to accurately navigate a course.

@Alexmarr7224

3 жыл бұрын

This comment is GOLD..YOU sir are legend

I have entertained many flat Earth theorists. I’ve considered the possibility of them being correct and was absolutely fascinated with how little knowledge was actually applied. It’s very creative and highly imaginative. I just continued to prove to myself that the Earth is indeed spherical. The math works forward and backwards. It’s easy to consider when we know the actual science can only conclude to a spherical planet. It amazes me they don’t seem to want to grasp Eratosthenes evidence. For them to be correct would require a conspiracy of unimaginable proportions, as well as a mechanical sun along with a mobile sky. Sextons usage and celestial navigation are obviously lost with these people. What about the fact our shadow is round when broadcast onto the moon, if our planet is sideways wouldn’t we fall off? Why is there no video evidence of the edge of the world? Why can’t we see Hawaii from California with a high powered telescope? So many things don’t line up for their theory to be correct. Occam’s razor says the Earth is spherical after all is said and done.

Here are five undeniable scientific facts that make flat earth theory an impossible model. 1. Size of the sun observed in the sky: When observed the sun takes up the same “degrees of space” in the observable sky. This is only possible for a very large object being very far away. In all flat earth theories the sun is a small object moving relatively close to earth shining a spotlight of “day time” upon the surface of the earth. The relatively observed ”degrees of space” taken up by the sun should start as very small at sun rise, be observed to be 3x-5x times larger in the sky at Noon (based on theorized size of the sun and distance from the earth’s surface proposed in the various versions of flat earth models). The sun would then get smaller and smaller in the sky as it approaches sunset. 2. The pattern of the tides. The double low and high tide patterns as seen on earth are only possible if the moon is rotating around a spherical earth. No math models in any flat earth theory can explain the observed tide cycle. 3. Sky Rotation changing. From time lapse studies, we know from the observable sky at night what appears to be a sky rotating counterclockwise in the northern hemisphere and clockwise in the southern hemisphere. This is only possible on a rotating globe. In fact in flat earth models, the sun and northern star (Polaris) should ALWAYS be visible at night. 4. Shadow angles at Noon. Put two tall sticks in the ground 100 yards apart. Watch what happens at Noon. In a flat earth model there should be a time when the shadows cast by the sticks are pointing in opposite directions as the small relatively close sun passes over head. This doesn’t occur the shadows are cast at always the same angle of projection. This is only possible with a globe rotating to reveal a very large very far away sun. 5. Sundials move “clockwise” north of the equator. Sundials move “counter clockwise” south of the equator. This cannot happen on a flat earth with a small sun flying through the sky.

@panckreous

6 күн бұрын

This assumes you're qrguing with a rational person playing by the same rules as us (logic, science, reality...) Here, I'll pretend to be one of them for a moment and show how easy it is to refute all of your well-thought-out, perfectly-explained, accurate arguments: "nuh-uh"

For awhile I questioned the moon landing, then I remembered that 25 years earlier mankind split the atom. And 4000 years ago we built the pyramids. All the while I am sending messages at the speed of light across the globe.

@ShadowLynx777

4 жыл бұрын

Well speed of electricity and signal waves. But yeah sure "light"

@ParkerUAS

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowLynx777 , would speed of radiation suffice?

@textman09

4 жыл бұрын

The speed of information as it's called. Far faster than the speed of light. Watch a video on quantum entanglement

@ShadowLynx777

4 жыл бұрын

@@ParkerUAS That'd actually be slower XD

@ShadowLynx777

4 жыл бұрын

@@textman09 That's cosmic information though, that is special. We're sending information on energy using cables and transmitters. Very very different stuff.

"And that is how we know the earth to be banana-shaped." -- Monty Python and the Search For the Holy Grail

@CannibalSoggoth

3 жыл бұрын

came looking for this comment, and not only I wasn't disappointed, but I'm appalled by this scientific knowledge, now tell me again how can we use a sheep bladder to prevent earthquakes

@rotarypants408

3 жыл бұрын

Tis just a flesh wound

@hackergaming6372

3 жыл бұрын

It’s just Monty python and the holy grail not search for the holy grail.

@RocketCouch

3 жыл бұрын

Where do I sign up for the monty python self defense class? I'm running late for my appointment at the ministry of silly walks.

@RocketCouch

3 жыл бұрын

More to the point, it's clear this banana shaped earth is the case, just look at the unfortunate tale of the Crimson Permanent Assurance. Clearly they strayed too close to the stem and fell off.

"Flat Earthers": People starving for controversy, in a world apparently too boring & uneventful for them.

It always puzzled me why people believe the flat-earth theory. For one thing, some aspects of physics would not add up, like gravity. If you were on a rotating disc you would be thrown off like an object would if it was on a record spinning on a record player (same concept). Also, we wouldn't have night/day (ligh and dark) but rather the sun would hover around in a circle (same for the moon) above us. Then of course somes the idea of seasons... we would have one (perhaps two) seasons, but they would be the same all year round like having spring or summer all year round. Then there is my favorite argument against flat-earthers... if you stand at a point on a flat piece of land, why can you NOT see for miles? Even if you stood on a high-point, you wouldn't be able to see more than perhaps 10 miles or maybe 20, but not for any great distances over a long distance due to the curvature of the earth.

and they call it a "global" conspirancy...

@mickytwoknives

2 жыл бұрын

OOoooo ...........lol

@jasonarthurs3885

2 жыл бұрын

It's the only thing they got right.

@gamingwithmatt9561

2 жыл бұрын

The only 2 things the flat earth society have right is the moon orbits the earth and they call it a "global" conspiracy

@jjevans1693

2 жыл бұрын

Flat earth society is run by globe heads to make it seem ridiculous. This guy is out of touch.

@jjevans1693

2 жыл бұрын

@Some Guy ?? Proper English please.

So the 1st person who said the Earth is flat, dropped out of school at 9? That explains a lot about flat Earthers

@albertbresca8904

Жыл бұрын

interesting that he was a very good debater... and could talk anyone around or under...

@TheWayOfChrist333

Жыл бұрын

School is a joke... anyone with an above average of 90 IQ understands that school is pure evil indoctrination of the stupidity of our modern Era of lack of educational evidentiary science 🤔 that's why a SMART 9 yr old would drop out

@gmr4life884

Жыл бұрын

@@TheWayOfChrist333 Anyone who has an education would immediately understand the logistical impossibility of FE to ever be maintained. You will be a coward and not even try to weasle you way through an explanation.

@paulgibbon5991

Жыл бұрын

@@gmr4life884 And anyone who understands the 2020 election, the working of RNA vaccines, etc, would know those theories are impossible. But in the modern day, the disinformation merchants are extremely skilled at making educated people stupid.

@omegatired

Жыл бұрын

Wait ... Aristotle had a 9th grade education? I sort of blame him because while other Greek thinkers had mathematical proof for a spherical earth, Aristotle, teacher and mentor of Alexander the Great, did not believe this and taught Alex that the world was flat. This belief was spread as he conquered a lot of the world. Oh, wait, at 9 years of age???

For the longest time, I always thought that the flat earth society was just a big meme group. Then I found out that my wife's dad's friend is a true believer. Brainrot is real.

@keithhodges8355

Жыл бұрын

If you look for answers on the FES then it will seem ridiculous...

@philcoombes2538

11 ай бұрын

a Qbot, I imagine, or Qadjacent, at least...

I couldn't believe this was a real thing the first time I heard about the Flat Earth people. What is wrong with them?

@qkqk6954

11 ай бұрын

Me too and now i think it might actually be flat. Southern stars going higher when you go south is easily explained by perspective, like when the lights at the end of the road go higher as you approach them. And the ship dissappearing in the horizon bottom up can be brought back by zooming. What a coincidence it would be that despite the reasons for why people originally believed the earth is spherical being refuted the earth still happens to be spherical.

Their model is wrong. The Earth disc sits atop four elephants, who themselves stand on the back of a sea turtle. Also time is a cube.

@aureumordinemprincipia9272

4 жыл бұрын

What are you, idiot? Earth is velociraptor-shape that stand on a skateboard. Time is orange-color

@SanilJadhav711

4 жыл бұрын

Idk about time being a cube, but Earth is actually a cube. A cube...just like my Minecraft world

@vikingskuld

4 жыл бұрын

No no no its TURTLES ALL THEWAY DOWN REALLY BIG OLD TURTLES BUT TURTLES LOL

@Hugh_I

4 жыл бұрын

Y'all missing the big picture here. The real question is: what is the sex of the big turtle?

@sparcism_2901

4 жыл бұрын

Haha love you for this

Nobody can get to the ice wall because the penguins are guarding it. They may look cute but they've done their duty for millions of years and they're really, really good at it.

@ikennamadueke9131

Жыл бұрын

This is correct

@MsGbergh

Жыл бұрын

One day, penguin skeletons might be discovered in the arctic. A bunch of them were fed up of being hunted by polar bears, so used an icefloe to escape... They ended up at the other end of the world. 🐧🐧

@danielessex2162

Жыл бұрын

Alot of flat earth bs is based off creationist bs. So many seem to think the world is either 7,000 years old or 10,000 years old.

@72Yonatan

Жыл бұрын

Hilarious. Thanks.

@maksphoto78

Жыл бұрын

🐧🐧🐧

Absolutely salivating over Armored Core IV. I haven't played any of the others, but I'm still very much eager to strap in and get absolutely wrecked.

Well! Calling your viewer more educated than ordinary folks gives you a thumbs up from me. 👍👍👍👍

"Trolls are gonna troll. Look below for examples". Owhh.. That's a win for Simon.

@akehapkap6143

4 жыл бұрын

6447912 Started scrolling immediately 😂

@nuzum11

4 жыл бұрын

Got trolls out right now are trolls outside in online right now Trolls of hall not hell. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

@ghostunix731

4 жыл бұрын

@6447912 I pretended to be a flat earther and trolled FTFE

@scotthenrie5674

4 жыл бұрын

The big companies know Earth is flat, that's why all maps are rectangular!

@dyscea

4 жыл бұрын

I immediately stopped the vid to search comments and if it needs trolling.

“Dropping out of school at the age of nine,...” *Wow. I’m shocked. **_Shocked,_** I tell you.* 🙄

@aylbdrmadison1051

4 жыл бұрын

To be fair, this was the mid 1800's. So although it is unfortunate in most cases, it was not an uncommon occurrence. Nor is it an indication of a lack of intelligence even when it happens today. That said: obviously he was at least half batshit crazy, lols.

@overworkedcna412

4 жыл бұрын

Aylbdr Madison I know, I know, I was just being a facetious smart ass ;)

@michaelblacktree

4 жыл бұрын

I LOL'd 😊

@grandmofftarkin1516

4 жыл бұрын

Well that explains everything.

@TheOriginalEUrban

4 жыл бұрын

Teacher: The Earth is round. Kid: No! That's bullshit! *slams book shut and leaves*

I’m a brand-new watcher, and you can completely ignore this… but opening your video, excited to learn, I click on it, and there’s barely an intro and 1 min 43 of ads. I really like Anthony Padilla’s intros as he mentions the sponsor but gets straight into the intro and video, having the full ad after some constant. This is your channel, and it’s just a suggestion. Keen to learn all about this oddly growing community! 🌏

I still don't understand how there's anyone who can fully belief the earth is flat... given so much evidence that proves it's round...

"There are two types of flat-earther: those that sell the t-shirts and those that buy the t-shirts". - Bob the Science Guy

@flatearth9140

3 жыл бұрын

ITS FLAT !! WE HAVE PROOF . WE HAVE MEETINGS AND EVERYTHING !

@MrSitemaster2

3 жыл бұрын

@@flatearth9140 Of course you have meetings, that's where you guys buy and sell t-shirts.

@flatearth9140

3 жыл бұрын

@@MrSitemaster2 WE DO THAT TOO !!

@MrSitemaster2

3 жыл бұрын

@@flatearth9140 We know.

@boterlettersukkel

3 жыл бұрын

@@flatearth9140 You are just a troll.

Kinda amazing that the first person to calculate the circumference of the earth was just off by about 1%...

@phildavenport4150

4 жыл бұрын

Beats the crap out of all those morons who don't seem to understand that there is a circumference to find.

@jannieschluter9670

4 жыл бұрын

That first person did not calculate an existing circumference. He calculated the circumference under the ASSUMPTION that the ground was curved. Check for "Circular Reasoning" to get the point, Einstein. ;)

@jannieschluter9670

4 жыл бұрын

@@phildavenport4150 the joke is on you, doody.

@FoeHammerTime

4 жыл бұрын

@@jannieschluter9670 Actually, the fact itself that the shadows were different (or rather, that there was a shadow in one place and there wasn't one in another) *proves* that the ground *is* curved. This proof can be done today anywhere on the globe with basic tools and basic math, and will *always* yield a consistent result. It's 100% verifiable...unless...unless sticks, shadows, and geometry are all paid actors subverted by NASA. :O Wait! That's it! I've seen the light! Where do I join the Flat Earth Society? Let me in! Let me in! Let me in!

@jannieschluter9670

4 жыл бұрын

@@FoeHammerTime the ground is flat. You are easily deceived when you have already made up your mind.

"Join the Flat Earth Podcast coming to you via satellite radio and heard all around the globe!"

Flat earthers can't even explain eclipses. 😂

"Prove the Earth is round." *Proves it* "No not like that."

@niniv2706

4 жыл бұрын

Prove angels exist ! 90% of humans on planet Earth will kill, fight, ask for blasphemy laws just to defend 4200 religious myths . The Earth is as flat untill all faith based virus are purged from human hosts .

@angsilaw

4 жыл бұрын

nini v Okay boomer.

@dudeatos

4 жыл бұрын

@@niniv2706 i have no idea what you're trying to convey

@niniv2706

4 жыл бұрын

@@dudeatos - ... ... ... Simple . I will use my best english as it is my third language . Anyone spending time dissing and exposing Flat Earthing for being ... FALSE ! Should spend as much time exposing islam, christianity, judaism etc... for the 4200 other BULLSHIT ideologies based on faith out there . If one doesn't do this ... He is a ... FRAUD ! Hey ... Is this simple enough ? Please tell me you didn't undertsand this .

@niniv2706

4 жыл бұрын

@@angsilaw - Well, merci le jeune :)

"Never argue with an idiot - they'll bring you down to their level and beat you with experience" - Steven Wright

@Sunshine_Daydream222

4 жыл бұрын

Never argue with an idiot, it's like playing chess with a pigeon. They'll shit on the board and walk around like they've won 🙃

@surprisedchar2458

4 жыл бұрын

I thought that was a Mark Twain quote.

@Moraldog

4 жыл бұрын

"Never Argue with an idiot, he will recycle citations, that he does not understand nor does he know if the citation belongs to the author, but he will spam you til you die"

@ericdaniel323

4 жыл бұрын

Don't wrestle with a pig. You get dirty and, besides, the pig likes it.

@mareksajner8567

4 жыл бұрын

just... stop!... why do people even say this stuff? how the heck am I supposed to know better?

They take Adam Savage's quote too far; "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

If NASA came out and said the Earth was flat, the flat earthers would argue that its a sphere.

So, every world sailor and every transcontinental airline pilot all keep the Flat Earth a secret. Nobody cracks and spills the beans? That is an amazingly solid conspiracy!

@frantisekvrana3902

4 жыл бұрын

Do not forget every person who climbed a tall mountain. If the Earth was flat with north geological pole being in the center, visible terrain would not line up with maps (curving northward more than it should according to spherical maps), and they would see the Sun at night (it would have to be higher than all mountains, thus be visible from them).

@basklooster3574

4 жыл бұрын

I am in the conspiracy. I sailed all 7 seas. And there is a big ice wall. Don't tell anybody I told you.

@alexandergaus493

4 жыл бұрын

Exactly what I thought. NOWHERE people are so consistent in their lies. (I hope, what I typed made sense. I am german- and you can't always translate figures of speech)

@lonnyhandwork422

4 жыл бұрын

Every sailor, pilot, most every person in the sciences, engineers.... oh, and me clearly (30 years as an airforce navigator).

@burnerjack01

4 жыл бұрын

@@basklooster3574 Go back and make a video. Let's see who can crack the spherical Earth conspiracy first!

If the earth was really flat, flat earthers would swear it was round.

@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima

2 жыл бұрын

I think youy mean ''spherical'' don't you?

@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima

2 жыл бұрын

​@Pat Mahon If you'd had a brain you would have realised that the ''them'' you speak of are and was, specifically, in this instant ONE OF YOU sphericalists, or, if you prefer a ''roundist'? Mmmmkay?

@GopherBaroque61

2 жыл бұрын

Are you a practicing member of the Church of Flatter Day Saints where your motto is "We have nothing to fear, but sphere itself".

@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima

2 жыл бұрын

@@GopherBaroque61 Yes, i am, who isn't?

@drnoahjuvalhararihackableanima

2 жыл бұрын

@Pat Mahon Do trolls exist then? You'll be telling me that the easter Bunny and the tooth fairy are real next...

I have been a Seaman (Merchant) my entire life and I have yet to fall off the edge and I have yet to see the Flat-Earthers give a logical argument for vessels visually sailing over the horizon.

I've met a handful of flat earthers in my life. They always have at least a 100 other weird conspiracy theories to share and they will go on about them all day long. I tried to date a girl like that once but needless to say she was not a stable person and it did not last long.

On his return from space Yuri Gagarin was asked 'did the earth look round', to which he replied 'yes, but I don't think it saw me'.

@alvaronavarro4895

2 жыл бұрын

And that means.....?

@thomasmaughan4798

2 жыл бұрын

@@alvaronavarro4895 "And that means.....?" It's laugh out loud funny! A slightly more correct reading is "did the earth look around" did YOU look around to see what there is to see?

@alvaronavarro4895

2 жыл бұрын

@@thomasmaughan4798 OOh I got It now!

@wouldntyouliketoknow1477

2 жыл бұрын

Did he say it in English?

@siebenzwei87

2 жыл бұрын

@@wouldntyouliketoknow1477 no I think he said that in Russian

If the Earth is flat, cats would have tossed everything to the edge by now.

@ShadowLynx777

4 жыл бұрын

This comment if gold.

@meilaniqiu86

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@ballsrgrossnugly

4 жыл бұрын

@@ShadowLynx777 That typo is better.

@TribleNerd

4 жыл бұрын

Ah but did you hear, there is a wall around the earth NASA is "hiding" and we live in a snow globe. Cats can't do shit.

@ballsrgrossnugly

4 жыл бұрын

@@TribleNerd You might think so, but the pussy will destroy us all in the end... :(

I believe that "No child left behind" has a hand in this situation. I believe these, "everyone gets a trophy" grads also deny the moon landings.

Have flat earthers ever been in an airplane?

This video really didn’t touch on “why” people believe this. I’d like to forward my theory. Having engaged with many flat-earthers I have found some commonalities in all of those with whom I have spoken. All of them share a misunderstanding of core concepts of science. I don’t believe that is the key as many people share that and have the capacity to realize that principles that have been proven are true whether you personally master them or not. The other aspect that they all seem to share is that they are people with a self-image that is honestly above them while living a life that they see as beneath them. My theory is that as long as one clings to an idea that they are a member of a select few that “can see the truth” and are “too smart and open-minded to be brainwashed” it gives them an escape from the idea that perhaps they are not living up to their full potential. That perhaps their life is much smaller than it could be.

@stormisuedonym4599

4 жыл бұрын

That's pretty common to almost all conspiracy theorists.

@SovietReunionYT

4 жыл бұрын

Ugh. It's like you're describing my mother. And I get the brunt of it since me becoming wealthy and sharing it with her seems to be her only hope of improving her life.

@uuouuo5480

4 жыл бұрын

I have a theory which some will find controversial: They're morons.

@Heathcoatman

4 жыл бұрын

It's basically a version of the Dunning Kruger effect.

@alwaysovercomingbear4809

4 жыл бұрын

You just described most humans....

"It's a NASA conspiracy." Every other space agency on Earth: "Why did we get left out?"

@shimitty

2 жыл бұрын

Because obviously The United States is the only country that exists. All foreigners are clones with implanted memories made to take our jobs! (Please tell me there isn't someone out there that actually believes this.)

@bplup6419

2 жыл бұрын

@@shimitty Now someone does. Oof.

@Shadowdreamer4

2 жыл бұрын

Right? When I hear "The government is trying to fool us" ok, which one? ALL of them?? 🤦‍♀️

@mrpedrobraga

2 жыл бұрын

@@shimitty I love how the government is all somehow all powerful, but are trying to steal the jobs???? from their own citizens in the most inneficient way possible

@ruhan4204

2 жыл бұрын

@@Shadowdreamer4 the word government is LITERALLY = to GOVERN your MENTality...time to wake up Tera

When I first heard about this high school, I thought those people were just trolling and rapper B.o.B was just going on with the trolling. But now, I'm scared of people. This belief has history, B.o.B wasn't trolling. That's- . . . this is enough KZread I had today. Let me listen to some music.