Gork and Mork probably, 40k is an orc's playground

@percyjackson386

3 ай бұрын

Orc One: "Oi, Mork's da best god, ya git!” Orc Two: *smacks Orc One* "Nah, Gork iz!"

@justsomedude2646

3 ай бұрын

Gotta love orks, they are really fun.

@hell1942

2 ай бұрын

Used to thinking of orks as joke characters Hard to imagine their gods are that strong

@dakkenblah1450

2 ай бұрын

@@hell1942 They could defeat the Chaos gods pretty easily if they would stop fighting each other constantly.

@richardarriaga6271

2 ай бұрын

​@@dakkenblah1450No, they just need to level up past being Korks

"If the C'tan are true gods, why do they come in collectible sets?" Trazyn probably

@tobinfroelich3763

2 ай бұрын

"Another fine piece for my collection!" -Trazyn upon learning the shard of the Void Dragon is awake.

@multey

2 ай бұрын

counter argument: exodia the forbidden one (i know it isn't actually good but still)

@emetanti

Ай бұрын

The C´tan also are in the weird spot of having technically been "made" as the bodies the Necrontyr made for them are also what gave them full sentience to even do much with their status. Without that they would have remained just a sun nibbling phenomena.

@Bannanaju007

Ай бұрын

CHRIST is GOD

@DerJuvens

Ай бұрын

​@@Bannanaju007 Christ? The God Emperor outdone Christ a hundred fold, you fool of a heretic! Not just did he unify Terra, he also lead the Great Crusade and guides the people through the Warp with the Astronomican, making save Warp travel possible to this day! Not to mention the Primarchs or the Space Marines, that he invented in his glorious wisdom. The claim that "Christ is God" is a heresy that undermines the singular divinity of the Emperor. The Imperial Creed teaches us that the Emperor is the one true God of humanity, and any belief that detracts from this truth is heretical and a threat to the unity and stability of the Imperium. Let's examine why this heresy is untenable: -Historical Inconsistencies: The figure of Christ, as purported by ancient Terran religions, lacks the historical and empirical evidence that underpins the worship of the Emperor. The accounts of Christ’s life and supposed divinity are based on texts that were written centuries after his death, shrouded in myth and lacking the rigorous documentation that accompanies the Emperor’s deeds. -Absence of Divine Power: Unlike the Emperor, whose godhood is manifested through tangible and miraculous acts, the so-called miracles attributed to Christ are limited to localized events with questionable authenticity. The Emperor’s influence extends across the galaxy, and his divine power is evident in the very fabric of the Imperium’s existence. -Theological Conflicts: The doctrines surrounding Christ introduce concepts such as the Trinity, which are convoluted and inconsistent with the clear, unambiguous divinity of the Emperor. The Imperial Creed provides a coherent and unified theology that emphasizes the Emperor's role as the sole protector and guide of humanity. -Lack of Continuity: The Emperor’s presence and influence have been continuous and unbroken, even in his current state on the Golden Throne. In contrast, the figure of Christ represents a transient and fragmented presence, with no ongoing tangible connection to the current state of humanity or its survival. In conclusion, the God-Emperor of Mankind is the one true divine being worthy of worship and devotion. His acts, both historical and ongoing, affirm his godhood beyond any doubt. To entertain the notion that "Christ is God" is to invite discord, weaken the fabric of the Imperium, and to turn away from the light that has guided humanity through its darkest hours. The Emperor's teachings and his divine presence are the bedrock upon which the Imperium stands. Any deviation from this truth is not merely heresy - *it is a betrayal of all that the Emperor has sacrificed for us*. Thank you for coming to my TED talk.

"The god emperor is hectic, but definitly not the true god" This is the most obvious reaction, but... *HERESY*

@ohamatchhams

3 ай бұрын

Ok country of Nigerquisition LARPers Does GEoM created the Xenos and chaos gods?

@Tyranid_Hive_Mind

3 ай бұрын

Check your walls

@tdpuuhailee8222

2 ай бұрын

​@@Tyranid_Hive_Mind They're in the walls. THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN WALLS!!!

@kenroyadams2762

2 ай бұрын

Oh absolutely! We'll need at least 2 bolters AND a heavy flamer for this heresy

@Tyranid_Hive_Mind

2 ай бұрын

@@kenroyadams2762 sorry, i eated it all

Ok but why are the c'tans ripped ? What do they lift ? Is he natural ? So many questions left unanswered.

@nolanbaker2360

3 ай бұрын

They are literally buily different

@teogn1035

3 ай бұрын

They have physical bodies made by the necrontyr mirroring their gods images

@SymbioteMullet

3 ай бұрын

The Necrontyr built their bodies as statues, and then kinda squished the C'tan into them. Presumably razor sharp abs were considered a virtue in Necrontyr society, so they sculpted them that way?

@Hawkens4k

3 ай бұрын

Nah if he was natural, he'd have a muscle gut.

@CatManOfTaste

3 ай бұрын

@@Hawkens4kthe c’tans aren’t natty?!😭

The Omnissiah of course [insert binaric screeching here]

@refugeehugsforfree4151

3 ай бұрын

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

@Hurricayne92

3 ай бұрын

I think you mean the Void Dragon

@indrickboreale7381

3 ай бұрын

The Motive Force

@tim_the_traveler

3 ай бұрын

​@@refugeehugsforfree4151I'm laughing more that Google is actually giving an opinion to try translate that lmao

@isaacibac9915

3 ай бұрын

@@Hurricayne92tech adepts have this man immediately flogged and turned into a toilet servitor for speaking blasphemy against the machine god

Everybody know that the true God of WH40K is James Workshop. Such is the man who made the Votan an absolute menace just because he favors them.

@yungmalaria

3 ай бұрын

Doesn’t favor them enough for a black library novel, apparently.

@wjacob101

3 ай бұрын

James is the god of 40k, got it

@rickmoser7695

2 ай бұрын

James can warp reality itself and retcon ANYTHING, even canon!

Come now we all know that the true God of 40K is lord Shareholder.

@YouTube_still_sucks

2 ай бұрын

*F A C T S*

@capadociaash8003

Ай бұрын

Even Mr James Workshop cowers before their might

WRONG! Gork and Mork take it

@lindraeson

3 ай бұрын

Most likely Gork, but in some cases Mork. On the other hand, it might actually be Mork, but maybe sometimes Gork?

@HatsAlEsman

3 ай бұрын

DIS GIT knows how it iz! How else ya gonna splain all da fun Ork lads ‘ave? Dork king got nuffin on Ork kings!

@DoomStroller

3 ай бұрын

@@HatsAlEsman WAAAAGH!!

@SymbioteMullet

3 ай бұрын

It's neither Gork nor Mork. The true god is their pet dog, Bork.

@jansindler6408

3 ай бұрын

40k should Ad little pig thing called Pork.

As Marcus Kruber once articulately said: "Frogs, I heard it was frogs, really big frogs"

The one true chaos god is gw

@Rasaevire

3 ай бұрын

Praise our saviour matt ward -[redacted] by ordo herecitus

@janwarry5735

3 ай бұрын

its sweet baby

@damianwomack4668

2 ай бұрын

A cruel and uncaring god

@richardarriaga6271

2 ай бұрын

​@@damianwomack4668They very much care about money

The True God of 40k is the friends we made along the way

The Emperor: I’m not a god!

@davidwooden3878

3 ай бұрын

He's not The Dark King, he's a very naughty boy!

@johnatandelacuso4174

2 ай бұрын

HE'S THE MESSIAH!

@robertennew

2 ай бұрын

Yeah I always got the Zombie Jesus Messiah vibe about the Emperor.

@warrensellers1933

Ай бұрын

Face it. WH40K is actually evolutionistic (God-less). That's why it's truly Lovecraftian.

Apparently, Blackrock.

@indrickboreale7381

3 ай бұрын

Age of Strife happened for a reason

@chainsawsubtlety9828

3 ай бұрын

@@indrickboreale7381 Woke DEI caused the Cybernetic Rebellion? Oddly, that makes sense. 5 to 1 odds that the cucks at YT will hide this response.

@eatinganemone89

3 ай бұрын

Will you babies just shut up?

@chainsawsubtlety9828

3 ай бұрын

@@eatinganemone89 A. Why should I? B. If I choose not to... Then what? What will you do, qunt?

@eatinganemone89

3 ай бұрын

@@chainsawsubtlety9828 Nobody cares about these woke boogeymen you keep crying about. And frankly I think I speak for everyone when I say we’re sick and tired of Culture War tourists infesting our hobby.

If Nagash somehow manifested in 40k from so much death in the galaxy he would become a god of chaos.

@jansindler6408

3 ай бұрын

He would bee a necron

@thefourth2484

2 ай бұрын

If nagash manifested he would have every eldar on his side since they've been trying to wake up Ynnead which is a god of the dead

2 ай бұрын

@@thefourth2484 That's a scary thought and totally plausible.

@davisdf3064

Ай бұрын

One second of being in 40k, and Nagash overpowers literally everyone (makes sense, he is the true ruler of the worlds, ALL HAIL NAGASH)

@lordlucius1341

Ай бұрын

If the sheer act of death would birth a god of chaos I’m pretty sure the war in heaven would’ve birthed it, maybe it did, necrons said fuck that and built pylons

Still a theory but the "True god" of warhammer series(40K, Fantasy, Age of Sigmar) is actually called in several books as the Potential.

True God? Turkish Caveman who become Dark King sir.

@Rasaevire

3 ай бұрын

Anatolian*

@Rasaevire

3 ай бұрын

Turkey is a blip in recent history

@Imortalcat

3 ай бұрын

By the time emperor was born there were no turk in Turkey

@indrickboreale7381

3 ай бұрын

@@Imortalcat There was also no lactose tolerancy

@launcherx2044

3 ай бұрын

@@indrickboreale7381 chat what did he mean by this?

Matt Ward whose love of the Ultramarine blueberries and their Plot Armor also makes Deathskull orks "lucky".

Gork & Mork, they give you dakka, reincarnate you, get you to the best scraps and can krump anyone who says otherwise. They are the best.

Maybe The only true God is the friends we made along the way

There’s only one true unkillable God made flesh in 40k….Sly Marbo

@HatsAlEsman

3 ай бұрын

AAAAAAA

@ChristianChavarria-zo7fq

2 ай бұрын

Hail the one true God. The template for the Custodes. The next incarnation of the Emperor... Sly Marbo.

@SIyMarbo

Ай бұрын

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Obviously the EMPEROR

@ohamatchhams

3 ай бұрын

Nah ya midwit, it's fucking Blackrock and other investors of GW lmao

The Emperor Alright next question

@ohamatchhams

3 ай бұрын

No lol it's Games Workshop or even Blackrock Enjoy your female coomerstodes but less attractive, at least the fanworks by Majorkill's studio is attractive and worth the penny unlike what ever GW going to portray femstodes be like XD

When asked about the gods to the C'Tan, they replied with "The Omnissiah, the Chaos gods, and The Emperor. One is not real, the chaos gods are just a result of ethreal disturbances and feelings made manifest, the last one is a weapon." Props to the youtuber Live! From the Black Library who just mentioned this topic.

He is gone but not forgotten. his hatred has only increased. The ones who know fears his name. He is malice!

The c‘tan or old ones are the closest thing we get to true gods, both were stomped by necrons. Srsly without plot armor the necrons would just lvl every thing

@thenukedgamer65

2 ай бұрын

It's less about plot armor and more about logic. The necrons weaponry was for a war far beyond any currently going on. A better way to look at it is the Krork compard to space marines. Both were last ditch genetic engineering of super soldiers, and yet a genetic defect of a subspecies of Krork that's massively regressed in power(the beast), fought vulkan to mutual death. Krocks would floor the sons, and likely their chapters with them. My point is that the weapons the necrons developed were to take out much greater threats, wiping out a star system was considered justified for a single powerful target, let alone taking out a strong hold, etc. They had weapons that destroyed all of a targets biological matter not to sound broken,but because that was the only real way to take down shit like kroks. If a golden boy could fight with some if his brains blow out,imagine those mofos. It's like if we gave cave men nuclear missles they could fire,but no automatic weapons etc. They would be both a massive threat,and nerfed since it's always a MAD doctrine if they fight back.

The thing controlling the tyranids hivemind from another galaxy

It’s Khorne he’s just being honourable by letting him siblings play with his toys. He is the god of war, and it the grim darkness of the 41st millennium, there is only war.

@freshjnew

2 ай бұрын

He wasn't even the strongest until Tzeencth let himself get gangbanged by his siblings and lost the talking stick.

John Warhammer. Nuff said.

The 40K writers have a bad habit of forgetting that our particular galaxy is a tiny grain of sand in the grand scope of the universe.

The God you’re looking for is James Workshop

GORK AND MORK

in my headcanon i like to imagine the chaos gods are running from something so incomprehesibly horrifying deeper in the warp so they are trying to get to the material universe

its a guy called James Workshop. A truly Vengefull God.

Cegorach probably. He's just looking at everything going on and laughing his ass off.

Grok n Mork like I mean there’s trillions of Orks who all completely believe in either Gork or Mork and the Orks are a good contender for the single most chaotic race just because of how cracked they can get when properly amped up. If Gork n Mork ever stopped beating the hell out of each other and focused for once they could easily turn both the warp and real space to their own whims without much trouble.

"I will have your head for such heresy. Not the true god you say?! The god emperor's wrath will be upom you, heretic. For i am here." Some inquisitor maybe

Ultimate God in 40k that’s Dave head of accounts.

@Daemonik

3 ай бұрын

"And lo, Dave saw that jump pack intercessors sold not well. And thus spoke Dave: 'Buff them almightily, so that sales will increase and milk and honey shall flow' and thus it was, and there was much rejoicing in the C-suite as they counted their cash, and the customers did wail and gnash their teeth in anguish as the meta changed yet again."

Imagine your whole society is built on there not being a god and then some weird pink aliens show up and create a god for you which is good while being an entity in hell

@slim3710

2 ай бұрын

Hmm sounds like slavery in the u.s

@raidenzxo9328

Ай бұрын

​@@slim3710no. No it doesn't.

Games Workshop's Profit Margin, She is a difficult and pickly God to serve. 😅

the true god of 40k is the lad that inserted the felinids into the setting

I think that 40K is if an actual deity got bored and said let’s play some 15 dimensional chess

Tzeentch. Always Tzeentch.

@NotReallyHere198

Ай бұрын

Sorry but my Bolter Gun thinks otherwise.

The weird child thing in the Warp Labyrinth

The well of eternity

The God Emperor not being a true god? *Violently inhales* HERETIC!

Quote from page 238 of Horus Rising, a conversation between Kyril Sindermann, Chief Iterator of the 63rd Expedition Fleet and Captin Gravial Lokan of 10th company of the then loyal Lunar Wolves goes as follows: "There are no gods in this hollow universe. We have searched the heavens and found nothing but ourselves. No divinity shapes our destiny, no deity watches over us. Our fate lies in our own hands, our salvation and our destruction both. It is we who built this Imperium with blood and iron, and it is we who must protect it, for there are no gods to do it for us."

Games Workshop.

Jesus.

Bob. Bob watches all. Bob knows. And Bob will judge.....unless hes tired that day.

Who is the ultimate god of 40K? It’s Game’s Workshop.

I think those every 1000 humans psychers sacrifice every day would make the Emperor more powerful than before.

So technically…….its still the Emperor! Yay!

In the name of the mesh, the slicer and resin, bow down before the mighty Trideeprinter, The Creator.

Honestly its whatever being that presides in deepest recesses of the warp. That and whoever can learn all enuncia.

If there was an old one still alive I would say him because not even the Chaos gods have FULL mastery of the warp and its powers They did and literally caused it to become what the warp is now during the War In Heaven

@jansindler6408

3 ай бұрын

Chaos god's Are representing ideas. They Are similiar to The Tau think, lot of sentiment thinks Have emotions those emotions change The warp, creating proto-chaos gods, these gods represent one emotion The stronger they become The more extreme they become(strenght in to wrath, inteligence intro Madness, need for happines in to Addiction, resiliance in to rot/ignorance). Old Ones Are Powerfull, because they Don't represent warp, but Are using IT.

The Omnissiah of course praise to the god of all machines!!

The god emperor is a weapon not a god. The Catan actually State this

@JoshBonz

2 ай бұрын

And we know the C'tan NEVER lie

„The Emperor is no true God.“ HERESY!!!!

His name is James, and he exists in a Workshop far beyond space and time as we comprehend it

Wait isn’t this question answered by the girl who went into tznech labyrinth with her dog, and she answered when asked who is the true master of the warp, Games Workshop.

No king but Christ.

Wasn’t just one C’tan actually completely and permanently destroyed and all that happened was that it created the Flayer plague? That certainly sucks for the Necrons, but isn’t nearly as devastating to reality as turning off all Gravity or destroying the concept of Time.

The Emperor is reaching Old One status and, eventually, will emerge in material reality as the mightiest of all.

Well, considering Enuncia can harm both real space and the immaterium beings there's definitely something above all of this that either decides to stay away from the universe or it is oblivious to what's happening

The original one to win the *great game* was actually Tzeench, who turned back time and destroyed his staff. because he found his victory boring and empty The two parts of his staff became the deceiver and the spirit of the Jester that guards the black library and leads the harlequins...if memory serves.

Wait. The Crons killed Llandu'gor the flayer. What part of reality did that mess with?

I Am This King. I dont want to set the world of fire.. I just want to ignite a flame in your hearts.

The dark king would be. Until gork and mork decided otherwise

Sell more Minis.

The true God of 40k is steeve and as soon as he's done painting his apocalypse size thousand sons army he's so gonna fix everything

I always wondered if the tyranids are just the final race the old ones created to come back and give them a clean slate to work with. It would explain why a planet the tyranids eat is easy to terraform afterwards, it’s essentially a blank canvas

I’m gonna drop some secret knowledge on you people real quick. The Flood are the true gods of 40k. They created the Old Ones. Just hasn’t been told in canon yet.

My head canon is: the Tyranid hivemind is the true god. And they are the clenser of all realities and they exist to restart the cycle of creation and adaptation

@SIyMarbo

Ай бұрын

to grim dark

The Pound Sterling

My headcanon is that, since the C'tan shatter when they die, the C'tan are the shards of an Ultra C'tan or whatever that was the aspect of everything

The writer the creator of 40k. Every creation has its patner. The book and the pen.

It’s James‘s workshop are the true gods of 40k

Sounds like heresy to me

Ctan - God of everything. Managed to get killed by a bunch of tin men.

Asuryan.

TOAA looks like he could be Big E’s dad

John French a founder of games workshop

Dark King would be but he will never be born

Papa Nurgle…nuff said

It is He who sits on the Golden Throne you HERITIC !

As Saltzpyre would say: "BY THE SHINNING BALLS OF SIGMAR!"

Orcs are the gods for they already defy all logic and reasoning within the realm of reality

Ahem The Screaming God-Child

To think the Big E almost became the god of gods too.

I want to say I LOVE the fact GW have made the Emperor's plans all extremely valid ideas and still mysterious. So many threads that lead nowhere and no answers. That's so cool

Many demons but one true God. Jesus.

@stateofflorida5082

2 ай бұрын

if we're going by 40k standards, I think old biggie J is very very late to the party

the one and only true god who is in charge of the fate of this universe is games workshop XD

Gorkamorka (unified Gork and Mork)

The banana god 😂

James Workshop is the true god of 40k

I wonder what part of reality the Flayer represented before his demise.

@Gillemear

3 ай бұрын

My friend has an interesting theory. He maintains that the Flayer was a guardian between reality and the Warp, that his purpose was to flay a soul of it's emotions before allowing it rest in the eternal sea of souls. By destroying Llandragor, the Necron inadvertently allowed souls to carry their emotions into the Warp and so, in time, these congregated into the Chaos gods and daemons that now plague the galaxy. Its a nice theory, if full of holes. Take it as you will.

@justinweber4977

3 ай бұрын

@@Gillemear I like it! For lack of a better theory at the moment, I accept it as headcanon. Plus it kind of fits thematically with, if I'm remembering my Aztec muth right, there is a god also referred to as "The Flayer" who created the world by flaying their own flesh and using that. So there's KIND of a parallel of you squint hard.

@Gillemear

3 ай бұрын

@justinweber4977 Nailed that one on the head. The Aztec god you are referring to in Xipe Totec, a god of fertility, agriculture, lethal warfare (as opposed to non-lethal combat for sacrificial victim collection purposes) and crafts such as smithing. The flayed aspect of his nature is thought to have links with the outer husk of a maize planet and its removal to get at the corn within. He was also connected to diseases which effected the skin (boils, pimples, rashes etc), maybe a 40k universe connection to Nurgle! Flayed skin was supposed to have curative qualities and the emergence of a priest from beneath a cloak of skin flayed from sacrificial victims represented the emergence of life giving plants from the barren earth with the spring rains. I wonder could any of this be linked to Llandragor? The Nurgle connection or possibly Isha, the Aeldari goddess of life, may be a fascinating aspect of the flayer that has not as yet been explored!

@justinweber4977

3 ай бұрын

@@Gillemear Wow, a lot more to them than I thought, and definitely the possibilities for some really interesting connections that could be explored!

The one true god of 40k is Rick Priestly.

Cegorach the Laughing God

Comissar this one right here

This question is heresy. There is only one GOD emperor