Character: *Launches nukes at China* Machine: Error 5 minutes later Start earning a bunch of experience points

@sonofanarchy6254

3 жыл бұрын

Level up! 70

@bangerz5871

3 жыл бұрын

Level up! 99

@oliverpohlproductions8291

3 жыл бұрын

*You lost karma* Oh wait...

@necro5430

3 жыл бұрын

*You are Dead* YAAAAY

@oldsport9279

3 жыл бұрын

lolololollooolooool I get it cuz bomb goes and kills and gets Xperia’s from kills from nuke xD

Imagine 200 years later, the Chinese hiding in the bunkers started to come out, rebuilding their homeland. And then some survivor in America launched nukes at them again

@ichmich9324

4 жыл бұрын

It's like with Japan, but with a little delay

@brianstabile165

4 жыл бұрын

Liew Zi Yang Your great grandchildern from your Fallout 76 charcter

@distressedbrain

4 жыл бұрын

@@ichmich9324 it is more: Wait till everyone there comes out and then you vanish them as revenge.

@ichmich9324

4 жыл бұрын

@@distressedbrain Japan was nuked twice.... So China too just with a bit delay of 200 years. Don't know. UPS problem or something like that. The big question is: after that will the survivors also evolve into tentacle loving weirds?

@marcusclay3392

4 жыл бұрын

Honin Akecheta Robbin Williams reference?

I like to think that someone had a "Bring your child to work day" and their kid just pushed the launch button haha

@francescoragnoni8042

3 жыл бұрын

Obviousely this is the fact

@shrimpy_nazeem

3 жыл бұрын

A descendant of ghandi pressed the button

@Monkforilla

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it’s kind of a funny joke but not to anyone who knows it’s not that simple

@McMahonHater

2 жыл бұрын

😂

@ImDirtyDan73

2 жыл бұрын

@@Monkforilla r/whoosh

I love the theory that vault tech did it. Also the fact you don't see a missle or a plane dropping the bomb in 4 implies that it was planted then remotely detonated

@damonedrington3453

Ай бұрын

Based on how far away the explosion is, you wouldn’t see a missile, and that’s how probably all or at least most nukes are used in the fallout universe

@randomlyentertaining8287

Ай бұрын

Even though the Vault Tec one is the dumbest one possible. The company that made money by selling seats in Vaults and contracts with the US Government willingly chose to end the world and thus kill its ability to make money? And yeah, you wouldn't have seen a plane drop the bomb. The plane would've been a speck in the sky at 42,000 feet. As for a missile, by the time the Sole Survivor would've been able to see anything, it would've been a mere warhead falling from the sky with no smoke trail or anything to indicate its location.

@StormyTea

Ай бұрын

Guess what just got revealed 💀💀

@11OnEye11

26 күн бұрын

@@randomlyentertaining8287it’s actually the opposite of what you claim. Vault Tec makes their sales by selling vault positions yes, but the U.S and China were working on a peace agreement, which would have put Vault Tec out of buisness because the end of the world would no longer be a fear. Vault Tec had to make sure the peace agreements didn’t workout because their enitre company relies on “selling the end of the world.” Despite this fact, I don’t believe Vault Tec launched the first bomb, I believe they planned on it but for a later date. In the Fallout show they make it clear that Vault Tec planned to launch the first bomb, but they don’t actually confirm it, they only confirm that they planned on it

@rescune4021

25 күн бұрын

@@StormyTeaI still feel like they didn’t drop the first bomb. Barb wouldn’t have let her daughter and husband out knowing when the bombs dropped unless she didn’t care but it doesn’t make that much sense

2:38 200 years after the nuclear war China :man im glad there are no more nukes Lone wanderer: *hUh WhAt DoEs ThIs BuTtOn Do*

@DaShoopdahoop

4 жыл бұрын

*Duuuuumb ways to dieeee, so many dumb ways to dieee*

@francisharkins

3 жыл бұрын

Courier 6: *What would this nuclear missle do to that city over there? MiSslE gO WhOosH*

@jeremybreadlove3478

3 жыл бұрын

Your profile picture fits their reaction

@e.j.wizerd2000

3 жыл бұрын

If that happend any setelment in china would think that we were still a strong goverment

@davidcarbajal3258

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

Correction: “early in the morning the sole survivor wakes up to change hairstyles, facial features, and skin color for 2 hours”

@hakenbacker

6 жыл бұрын

I doubt that... More like 16 hours

@drunkonsuccess779

6 жыл бұрын

skin.. It's spelled Skin

@toaster9922

6 жыл бұрын

+TheOBro i know, i’m just an idiot

@davidjames4890

6 жыл бұрын

Not skin colour,facial features. You're supposed to use only the top option in skin colour. There aren't many options,either way.

@toaster9922

6 жыл бұрын

fixed it.

This aged like wine

@clumsycaden5708

Ай бұрын

Tbh even tho in the show Vault-tech said that they should drop the bombs themselves, we don’t actually know that they did. Heck, in the opening scene, copper and his daughter were out when the bombs dropped. If his wife knew they were gonna drop it, would she have let them both out

@tierstinwilliams71

Ай бұрын

@@clumsycaden5708 but in the end episode, Cooper is asking where his family is, indicating that he doesn't know what happened to them (duh) even tho they were all supposed to be in the vault. An even bigger question, how would neither of them know where their daughter is? I have a big feeling that they did drop them. I'm excited to see where this goes tho, cuz it contrasts with Fallout 3 Mothership Zeta and the Nuclear Launch Codes, and the fact that in Megaton, Myrna DOES say that the bomb (with the vault-tec logo) wasn't actually being dropped YET, but was being CARRIED by a Pilot when the bombs fell

@clumsycaden5708

Ай бұрын

@@tierstinwilliams71 mmmm interesting. Well I agree with you, the show will definitely be very fun in the upcoming seasons

@thomasmcmurry8853

Ай бұрын

Another missed detail is that he and his wife had divorced which is why he is working the party. It would make sense if the bombs dropped she sends out agents to get her daughter and only the daughter, hence why he never knows where they go.

@lancelot365e

Ай бұрын

This aged fine. Still a good informative video and theory. Also the fallot show season one does not show proof that vault tec dropped the 1st bomb. So far we've only seen that they considered it

That’s crazy because that first script that got leaked 6 years or more go about the first fallout movie some of the ideas that they had in that script made it into the fallout tv show years later

"We find a terminal that can be used to fire nukes at China." Meanwhile in China. "Our water chip has broken down and we need you to get a new one. The wasteland might be dangerous but here's a 10 mm pistol." *You see sunlight for the first time. Wait. That's not sunlight."

@oliver9606

4 жыл бұрын

Björn K hahahahaha

@ender10man

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHA YOU'RE SOO FUNNY

@leo-mk7vh

4 жыл бұрын

@@ender10man why u mad widdle baby

@ender10man

4 жыл бұрын

@@leo-mk7vh lol

@ender10man

4 жыл бұрын

@@leo-mk7vh lol

"Who would fly a squadron of airplanes at 3 AM?" China: "Oh boy, 3 AM!"

@theyoutubewanderer9314

5 жыл бұрын

I want to like this comment more than once

@mcnew1304

5 жыл бұрын

How do I edit someone else's post

@Rubashow

5 жыл бұрын

Can you explain that to me?

@mcnew1304

5 жыл бұрын

@@Rubashow ???

@nicetrythief8347

5 жыл бұрын

Hahaha

The bombs drop on my 90th birthday! I love all the lore of Fallout and read every terminal I find. I guess I feel such a connection to it because of that.

@ICCUWANSIUT

2 ай бұрын

I'm cursed, it drops 8 days after my 76th birthday

@caliside7449

Ай бұрын

15 days after my 78th

@zacGmusik

Ай бұрын

I’ll be 80!

@DEFC0NZER0

Ай бұрын

20 days after my 75th

@miguelaperezjrrr

Ай бұрын

Bombs drop one day before my birthday😂

I like the idea that Pam is not self-aware, and simply started the great war for data, and how to predict a great war, and prevent it from happening what better data about a great war, then a Great War

@gabriels.4849

10 ай бұрын

yes

@gabriels.4849

10 ай бұрын

lucid

Robot:... Humanity:Life sure is great Robot:*quicksaves* Humanity: oh shi-

@Brunestuds

5 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@chickenman6308

4 жыл бұрын

Spaghetti Spectacle where has this comment been all my life.

@blankblank5409

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@neegas3490

4 жыл бұрын

O

@misterkaos.357

4 жыл бұрын

Humanity: Why do I hear boss music-

Nobody knows who fired the first missile. Penguins in the Antarctic: "Those fools, they'll never see this coming!"

@SwissMarksman

5 жыл бұрын

Switzerland be like: k

@Pablo-bn2nz

4 жыл бұрын

@@SwissMarksman i bet they are the only nation with no damage from the apocalypse

@hauntedirishblood238

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking Madagascar penguins

@belligerent-irony

4 жыл бұрын

Nuclear weapons?! Our only weakness! How did you know?!

@bbnash8417

4 жыл бұрын

Wasn't that a plot for some show? Like an episode...? Where penguins were ready to invade the humans?

Seems to me like the simplest answer might be that the Aliens, having failed to secure the launch codes, just dispatched a couple of their smaller craft to fly un-stealthed ballistic arcs over the poles. That should have been enough to put a spark to the powder keg.

@mrjoecharles

8 ай бұрын

the aliens had nothing to do with it, that voice recorder about the launch codes was supposed to have been removed, but they forgot to remove the subtitles. its considered non canon that the aliens did it

@googleisevil8958

21 күн бұрын

Thank God they didn't go with Aliens. I think the alien route would have be completely stupid and undermine the message of human self-destruction.

@JohnRoss

18 күн бұрын

@@googleisevil8958 However we humans finally destroy ourselves, my bet is that it WILL be completely stupid.

I have mixed feelings on how to deal with Zhao . Like yeah it’s been 200 years , the war is long over but the man launched 5 nukes that killed millions of innocent people (entire families , women and children , the elderly)

@admiralalex1000

Жыл бұрын

Plus your character wouldn't be removed from such thoughts as blame. To them it wasn't that long ago life was good but then BOOM! I don't think anyone could blame them for opening fire on one of the guys that pushed the button that lead to the end of the world. For a wastelander the question of who fired first really doesn't matter as it was 200 years ago but for your character it was rather recent and also because of the bombs their spouse was murdered and their son stolen.

@xboxmankdkfjek9793

2 ай бұрын

just like use

@SimonKatzell

Ай бұрын

Yea but he regreted it. He also was ordered to

@CrusaderLogan

Ай бұрын

@@admiralalex1000 firing nukes back is just as if not more so despicable than firing initially, youre boned anyways why drag millions of innocents along with you? You have nothing to gain and millions of innocent lives to lose.

isnt it obvious? it was Billy, the kid in the fridge.

@honokakazuno

6 жыл бұрын

Elioneri KZread I spit out my drink. Lmfao

@gordonschnick12

6 жыл бұрын

How could I have been so blind.

@pcstudios182

6 жыл бұрын

Or did indiana Jones Just get in a Time Frige and go back in time????????

@LG-dr6kc

6 жыл бұрын

I knew it...

@FatherShaun

6 жыл бұрын

Elioneri KZread i thought I was the only one who knew the truth... Ahh thank goodness there are others

I say Preston Garvey and launched the bombs so he could have more settlements to make you help

@SofaPop.

5 жыл бұрын

Idiot,it’s obviously easy Pete who did it

@carcinogeneticist378

5 жыл бұрын

+Stan Wheeler Are you stupid? It was obviously invisible chupacabras with machine guns.

@desktopfan8870

5 жыл бұрын

Stan my water man! How’s your boy Roy?

@SofaPop.

5 жыл бұрын

carcinoGeneticist I don’t know.......CAUSE MY WIFE TOOK HIM!

@desktopfan8870

5 жыл бұрын

Oh, Sorry, Karen was a bitch anyways.

Here we are years later with the Fallout show finally confirming Vault-Tec dropped the bombs.

@-Apoptos-

Ай бұрын

Confirmed they thought about it, not that they did

@PSNerd-ki3uj

Ай бұрын

We know so far from the show that it was their intention to drop the bombs. We dont know 100% yet that went through with the plan.

@Mr5foxy

Ай бұрын

@@-Apoptos- To me they did confirm they did it, if they weren't the ones controlling when the bombs were dropped then how would all of their most important people have been transported to the vault in time... You can't transport hundreds if not thousands of top level Rob-Co, Vault Tec etc etc employees into vaults if you're taken by surprise.

@Pohnzo

Ай бұрын

The woman who suggested it in the show was coopers wife and if she had an idea of when the bombs would be dropped why would she allow cooper and his daughter to be at a birthday party when her plan was to get them into a “good vault”. As others have stated it was a plan they thought of but we still don’t know who dropped the bombs.

@MortyTheReaper

Ай бұрын

@@Pohnzo Time for a theory. It was Mr. House who dropped the bombs, so he can take over New Vegas and go to the one place uncorrupted by capitalism......SPACE!

14:56 this aged real well

@119Agent

Ай бұрын

And now it’s canon?

@coolxg4357

Ай бұрын

@@119AgentYup. Personally it’s better. Shows the world that the USA’s lies about China and Russia were incorrect, and the USA was no better than the rest of the world. Quite a good twist ngl.

@Hollis181

Ай бұрын

@@coolxg4357 Here comes the contrarian "everyone is the same guy" present in every youtube comment section.

@googleisevil8958

21 күн бұрын

@@coolxg4357 Uh... Russia isn't really talked about in Fallout. It's only ever China in lore. We don't know what Russia does, I'm assuming their beef is more or less with Europe. The hell are you talking about? Besides, if anything it shows that both governments were looking to have peace talks but a group of elites wanted the war to keep going. The American "elite" is hardly it's public or government.

@coolxg4357

4 күн бұрын

@@googleisevil8958 Yes and no. Even today, the American (and British) elite has a big say in the governmental affairs. No doubt some British petrol suppliers (shell, BP) and American ones (of which I don’t know) saw Iraq, Libya and the rest of the Middle East as a way to get cheap oil and sell it as a resource. It would make sense too. Point is, the elite usually has a very large say in the government, especially in a capitalist or feudalist society, due to the ease of earning money without restriction.

"If anyone had the reason to end the world, it was.." *Ad starts playing* Sure let me advertise my company here.

@DonkeyKickingMC

5 жыл бұрын

An ad literally played as soon as I read this.

@hardwirecars

5 жыл бұрын

rofl sometimes i wish i didnt use addblock just to see things like that happen.

@xh4lonat10nx2

5 жыл бұрын

Funny this is it played a Demorat Governor for ga

@StruttinStrayCat

5 жыл бұрын

Giganotti - That is EXACTLY what just happened to me! “If anyone had a reason to end the world, it was - “ *Ryan Reynolds playing Toon Blast* I deeply enjoy Oxhorn’s videos, but they are RIDDLED with ads, and they always strike at the “cliffhanger” moments in the lore. Kind of takes me out of the immersion and I have to rewind to re-immerse. It’s an annoyance to me.

@marxfan1509

5 жыл бұрын

@@StruttinStrayCat Just use uBlock Origin??

Secretly, they were trying to make both bombs hit each other to make some crazy fireworks, and missed

@fazethetigerv17

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahahaha

@orestisgeorgatos6725

3 жыл бұрын

That’s a thing. But they do very rarely miss and are not exactly nukes. Just missiles

@cheez6152

3 жыл бұрын

Lol

@MisterJohnDoe

2 жыл бұрын

And the people not involved with it mistake it as an attack from each other and create a misunderstood rivalry

@PupperTiggle

2 жыл бұрын

i like the idea of a ZAX computer launched the nuclear bombs

“We learn that the bathroom in Mccaren Airport was a former Military analysis station. We find four logs here...”

PAM started the war when she miscalculated the Chinese threat level.

@mephostopheles3752

3 жыл бұрын

You mean,,, the Final Pam???

@sgtstedanko7186

3 жыл бұрын

@@mephostopheles3752 there's a lore video out there that goes into detail about it and gives a ton of compelling evidence including statements by the developers.

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 жыл бұрын

Paaaaaam Dwight from the office

@Lovedrug69710

Жыл бұрын

no YOU miscalculated!!

@arkadiuszjandylewski152

Жыл бұрын

I would say that Vault Tec did it.

Could you imagine if when you tried to launch the nuke it works? Then imagine just being some random Chinese survivor, looking up and just being like what's tha-

@fancy_cyka3594

5 жыл бұрын

Chinese survivor: 不再...

@trailerpark7170

5 жыл бұрын

Oof

@FrarmerFrank

5 жыл бұрын

Irony is the 2 nukes U.S. dropped on Japan had to be baby sat by a nuclear physists all the way to Japan as a nuclear bomb is more fickle and prone to did out if 1 atom is out of place then regular explosives......and the world current nuclear war heads are settling with age, banged around with practice runs, have decaying critical mass material, and isn't baby sat by nuclear physists The did out senerio shown in the game more realistically be 99% for cold war nukes

@SirStrugglesAlot

5 жыл бұрын

I mean you could blow up some part of Earth with the controls on Mothership Zeta

@kirianhammon4153

5 жыл бұрын

@@SirStrugglesAlot Yeah some random nature reserve park in buttfuck nowhere north Canada

At one point in fallout new Vegas you learn that over 70 nukes where launched at Las Vegas and the surrounding area but most where disabled by a emp around 9 were shot down the rest hit the area but none hit Vegas itself

@dm-vt1rs

2 жыл бұрын

They didn’t hit because I intervened

@fish6153

2 жыл бұрын

@@dm-vt1rs our hero 🙌

@Jairoalvarz

2 жыл бұрын

@@dm-vt1rs they didn’t hit because i said so

@KingOfElectricNinjas

2 жыл бұрын

It's tricky to say what 'nuke' means in those terms, especially given Mini-Nukes are a thing, and the Chinese likely had equivalents.

@Chujoi0

2 жыл бұрын

@@dm-vt1rs you did not beg for the nukes to not hit you, the nukes begged not to hit you

In fallout 4 in far harbor you can find a terminal in the submarine base controlled by the children of atom. On it is a command that sends u.s. nuclear subs towards china in a preemptive strike. The commander of the base ignored the order and was quoted as being the cause of chinese retaliation since they weren't able to completely wipe them out.

They should make a spin-off game that’s based in China to see their side of the events. Or even just a prequel spin off that ties all the loose ends up about how things occurred

@tetraxis3011

4 ай бұрын

A Fallout Canada and a Fallout Mexico would be nice too.

@adnanbasic1291

2 ай бұрын

The US victims would look minoritized that way 😂

Spoiler: *It was Gandhi*

@Daweasaurus

4 жыл бұрын

*babayetu intensifies*

@doommanbaby6091

4 жыл бұрын

Civ joke

@jacobeii

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@doommanbaby6091

4 жыл бұрын

Casswury It was a joke that only cultured gamers will understand.

@user-ni3ob3hn6h

4 жыл бұрын

Ohhh I get it

That voice acting was 76/10

@goosetavsson

4 жыл бұрын

autocorrect 0/10... how dare you

@spartanman1084

4 жыл бұрын

Damn, that bad?

@tophyloaf1191

4 жыл бұрын

@@goosetavsson auto autocorrect 75/10

@royalhonk9787

4 жыл бұрын

Autocorrect 69/10

@DrJReefer

4 жыл бұрын

@@royalhonk9787 Nice

Who’s here after watching the tv show?

@beanjuice6012

Ай бұрын

Ur mom

This hits hard after watching the first season of the series

I'll save you all 30 minutes. It was The Toaster. Case closed.

@ScoobertTheVile

4 жыл бұрын

EgoFriendly Lmao

@farkasabel

4 жыл бұрын

It was the hand penises.

@CaptainFoufeu

4 жыл бұрын

The Toaster was my guess too. Your comment just sealed the deal to make it a full blown fact.

@Mysterygamer420

4 жыл бұрын

The little toaster who went to mars?

@misterkaos.357

4 жыл бұрын

The toaster from Old World Blues

He is really committed to acting out the subtitles

@Namerco

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah

@AndrooUK

2 жыл бұрын

Whilst reading them wrong. 😅

@Nathidraws

2 жыл бұрын

11:00 definitely, especially the alien. Lol

@necfreon6259

Жыл бұрын

Best voice acting I’ve heard from reading a book been a while sense that happened and I thought I was great at that type of stuff

@Sniperboy5551

Жыл бұрын

His voice is kinda annoying

This aged very well

@Drastigater

Ай бұрын

wdym

@jonathanpusar5931

Ай бұрын

@@Drastigaterfallout show - Vault Tech did it, whether it be via influence or actually committing to it. Though really it was their idea in cahoots with other multinationals at the time.

@Drastigater

Ай бұрын

@@jonathanpusar5931 i watched the whole fallout show and didnt know this so thanks bro

“All this was caused by a calculator who just wanted to calculate better”💀that killed me

Cleary it was that homicidal toaster. So much anger in such a little package....

@The_Laundry

6 жыл бұрын

But he was disappointed when the Courier told him the apocalypse had already happened and that he didn't cause it.

@ThunderrRoar

6 жыл бұрын

Beetee The Wireman I am aware of that, I just love that toaster lol

@bouncydachon

6 жыл бұрын

“THE WORLD SHALL BURN IN NUCLEAR FIRES... AGAIN” - toaster

@SinisterPlotter

6 жыл бұрын

It's one *brave* little toaster 😅

@NickTheToaster

6 жыл бұрын

Aniva Natal excuse me?

Fallout 3 todo list, 1 scavenge some old stores.✅ 2 search for some food.✅ 3 launch a ICBM at China.✅ 4 make some dinner.

@randomuser7314

5 жыл бұрын

Nevin Good fuck bill pila

@johndowe7003

4 жыл бұрын

5 pick up duct tape rolls and random dinnerware

@Furzkampfbomber

4 жыл бұрын

6 Forget that you are out there to save your son 7 Travel 500 miles to find that damn cement you need to make you base stronger 8 Check that place on the horizon that looks like lots of loot 9 Go to the next settlement to sell 50 tons of loot 10 Remember that you are out there to save your son 11 Travel to that settlement that so direly needs your help to build beds, while sitting on material for 735 beds 12 Go to find those materials you need to make your base prettier 13 Forget again that you are out there to save your son

@plague6566

4 жыл бұрын

In my first hand experience Salisbury steak and tatos aren't a good food combination

@katyushaoverpressure888

4 жыл бұрын

5: drink vodka

This video aged well after watching the fallout show

Captain zhao. Just nuked Boston. 'Omg no one in Boston helped us'

I want a Fallout tv show set as a prequel. You could call it "Before the Fallout." You could start from the Resource Wars to when the bombs fell.

@Gunitz89

4 жыл бұрын

Or a game set on the time before the bombs, it would be neat

@superjonh1000

4 жыл бұрын

Or maybe like a fictional documentary explaining the whole ordeal with the war

@jetengnexd4348

4 жыл бұрын

Brazilianconfederate GTA 2076

@Gameprojordan

4 жыл бұрын

@@superjonh1000 a 1950s esque "documentary" made by vault-tec of the sino-american war in the fallout universe would be awesome. They could justify it by issuing it to all vaults in america so later generations still in the vaults could use it for information on what happened to the world and why they are in underground vaults

@velvetsparrow

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe a web series or a Netflix original, just something to help clear things up

"fallout technology is pretty cold war" Actually thats about the same level of sophistication as the current launch systems. Seriously look it up, they still use 8 inch floppy disks.

@Kanelle88

2 жыл бұрын

Is it weird that I find that oddly reassuring? It takes forever to load up something like a commador 64. That little bit of delay could mean the difference between a nuclear war and us being ignorant in our beds sleeping peacefully.

@Rammstein0963.

2 жыл бұрын

Because of mechanical reliability and resistance to hacking.

@xyzgaming5678

2 жыл бұрын

I mean it's unlikely to be hacked and must remain that way in case of emp

@BeaverChainsaw

2 жыл бұрын

@@Kanelle88 if you live in the USA, it's not, mutually assured destruction is the only thing that saved our butts during the cold war and having quick nuclear mizsles is important to ensuring we can react quickly if a country attacks us first(no but seriously mutually assured destruction isn't MAD if all our nukes are hit before they can even get off the ground). Also america has a no strike first policy so it literally has to have quick nukes if subject to a preemptive strike.

@thenightscythe2030

2 жыл бұрын

Oh good... At least a millennial can't launch em

"Now we must remember to take this with a grain of salt. Because the Fallout movie was never made, this film treatment is not canon." Oh boy did this line age. Aged Badly? Aged well? I don't know :D

21:31 "the animatronics get a little quirky at night"

_IT WAS THE VAULT TEC REP GUY WHEN HE FINISHED TALKING TO YOU HE PUSHES A TINY BUTTON ON HIS COLLAR AND THE NUKES FIRED_

@yureschede9692

6 жыл бұрын

Dang, i thought it was the Sole Survivor's toaster.

@awkwardmoments1539

6 жыл бұрын

It's codsworth who did it

@Ty-yt3lj

6 жыл бұрын

it was the vault tech van.

@MeWatchVideos

6 жыл бұрын

Lol

@gorepuppy

6 жыл бұрын

Could have been partly Vault Tec, I meen they want to use them to do mad science, kinda hard to do if no nuke emergency is going on. Perhaps they did a local job and the world powers bought the story too much and used badly made standard operating procedures as a contingency.

Me: "Strong, go hack that terminal. Strong: "I CAN'T! FINGERS TOO BIG! NOT MADE FOR TINY HUMAN TV!" Me: "It's ok. Just do your best." Strong: "OH, NOOO...STRONG MAKE A BOOM BOOM!"

@kalebburnell2057

4 жыл бұрын

this is underrated

@carboncharlie

4 жыл бұрын

GOD DARN IT NATHAN MY LUNGS

@dinahunting1539

4 жыл бұрын

LoL

@TankEngine75

4 жыл бұрын

Lol

@assassinmaster3419

4 жыл бұрын

Strong has started more nuclear launches. In China, many people are trying to get their trains and other electronics going. Once the nukes hit, TRAINS GO BOOM

Didn’t the Fallout show basically confirm Vaulttec launched the nukes?

@Prodigy7171

18 күн бұрын

Yup

@opticalraven1935

14 күн бұрын

More like implied it. We still don't know who did what.

@abdallahhakeem5185

11 күн бұрын

Vault tec is shown to have **planned** to launch them to guarantee it, but there’s still some hints suggesting that it was possibly not the case Note how in the show itself, the nukes were dropping even though Barb’s daughter wasn’t with her, and the likes of Mr. House etc weren’t ready with all their measures yet It could still be China, the Enclave (suggested by the presence of the shadowy figures in the Vault tec meeting that Barb seemed to notice), or anything else Really smart move by the show to still keep it vague

I love his tone when he reads "pristine bodily fluids," he just sounds so done.

Give this a man an Oscar for acting scene on mother ship

10/10 alien captive voice acting Lol

@pcppbadminton

6 жыл бұрын

So dramatic

@desuordie4856

6 жыл бұрын

This killed me

@StoneFree-rr8cu

6 жыл бұрын

Space Turtle That actually made me cringe

@Ensensu2

6 жыл бұрын

Oxhorn has voice acting potential indeed.

@JeanLucCaptain

6 жыл бұрын

WE ARE THE BORG, WE REQUIRE YOUR LAUNCH CODES, INITIATE TORTURE SUBROUTINE. RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

13:45 “If you’ll excuse my language. The big kaboom is… it’s inevitable.” That line hits so different after watching the Fallout tv show.

0:35 dont forget Randal Clarke was going back home at that time too 🥲

Oxhorn: If anyone was in the position to drop the bombs it would be ch- "LETS PLAY RAID SHADOW LEGENDS"

@talonvaughn6175

4 жыл бұрын

That's funny

@DrJReefer

4 жыл бұрын

Not only do I not play that game. I break in to people's houses in the night just to delete it from their phones. Fuck Raid: Shadow Legends and everything that looks like it.

@breezyg7652

4 жыл бұрын

Sebastian Ananicz wITh Over A HunDrED CHAMpionS

@captainpanic3616

3 жыл бұрын

Raid shadowman here

@DrJReefer

3 жыл бұрын

@@captainpanic3616 And that's when I shot him, your honour.

It was Han, Han shot first.

@rubymaster6349

5 жыл бұрын

No it was greedo

@enzoskroce9882

5 жыл бұрын

what is Han

@warspite908

5 жыл бұрын

@@enzoskroce9882 Han Solo

@TheNavarch521

5 жыл бұрын

@@enzoskroce9882 where the fuck have been living

@FacilitySkateboards

5 жыл бұрын

Hes right you know

THIS is my first first time watching this! And I’ll just say you have earned a subscription, you’re voice is great, the lore man, this is better than most other KZreadrs who do this

3:39 I feel like there's a story behind why Log 673 is missing, maybe the Log had important information mentioned in it, which is why someone took it from the Terminal.

2:50 You should probably lose karma for that one, I mean come on... its like 200 years after the bombs fell and you're gonna launch nukes at places that might already have some scattered settlements built back up on them by now?

@andrearossi3198

3 жыл бұрын

@proud hufflepuff they did yes, but assuming that every fallout protagonist is pure hearted, firing nukes at china isn't canon

@Amor-Et-Mors

3 жыл бұрын

Or an entire society

@izawa9211

3 жыл бұрын

@proud hufflepuff No they didnt attack you, vaultec did attack China and than they attacked you guys for your stupitidi of giving some dudes accaes to nukes

@izawa9211

3 жыл бұрын

@proud hufflepuff or they launcher nukes on america which is probally what happend, America is gonna assume immidiatly its china or russia and will Nuke evry place on the planet, the only reason the submarine didnt had any nukes was cuz its lunched them in self defence

@legodarthreven4777

2 жыл бұрын

Everyone knows who shot first it was Han Solo

That alien was like “The numbers, Mason!”

@muhammadluffi1030

5 жыл бұрын

Ikr ! 😂😂

@patrickheaton2432

5 жыл бұрын

This comment is absolutely amazing

@fristnamelastname5549

5 жыл бұрын

"What do they mean?"

@willyeeton4390

4 жыл бұрын

The numbers: 1. Kill all the bad guys who caused the bad stuff going on right now 2. Never forget me, I never die 3. Probably shoot JFK if you can manage it.

@Xmybean

4 жыл бұрын

At the end of black ops 1 dragovich tells you mason you do not no

Coming back to this video after the show is nuts.

well now I came back knowing who launched the nukes after seeing the show.

@1hyugaclan1

Ай бұрын

Is the show canon?

@noisyguy4013

Ай бұрын

@@1hyugaclan1 i mean, Todd said it is canon, but cmon... the show messes a lot of the lore established by fallout 1, 2 and NV Why would we take it as canon? in fact most true fans will pretend the show never existed! Tim Cain (original creator of Fallout) revealed in a recent interview, to end the decades-old discussion, that China was responsible for the first bomb. I prefer the original creator's canon. and it makes more sense given the reasons presented in this video.

@yourewrongabouteverything

Ай бұрын

​@@1hyugaclan1no it's not

What if it was just because a computer glitch? In the mid-80's nuclear warfare could have started as Soviet computers detected 4 nukes launched by the US.However the man in charge said that no one would launch 4 nukes and that it must bea glitch....But if the same happened to either the US or China they wouldn't think about that since they were already fighting each other.

@Little-She-Devil

5 жыл бұрын

Yea dude i heard about that one. The soviet union onky needed to press a red button to react with their own bombs. But the soviet man in charge decided to ask before acting. And thus a nuclear war was prevented. Could be a self aware super computer created by vault tec. It malfunctioned because of glitches and errors and launched a nuclear bomb at china, wich reacted with bombs of their own.

@superspies32

5 жыл бұрын

@@Little-She-Devil This theory can be considered because on Automatron we learned that robobrains are impressed by their capability of storage and processing data, but Ada also tells us that those robots have serious problems on data processing, we see one Robobrain tells us that he decided to kill all human to save them. Maybe US government has install a tons of brains used on Robobrain as processing and storage hardware but they are glitched and give false alerts. And also I'm wonder the target of 5 ICBMs the submarine on FO4, I can guess 1 is Glowing Sea, 1 on the Vault 87 on FO3, 1 warhead may strike to Pentagon but it is broken and land to the placed called Megaton, but where is another 2?

@Little-She-Devil

5 жыл бұрын

@@superspies32 the problem with robots is they can glitch and so take wrong action. Indeed 1 bomb landed in megaton. I guess the other 1 is in new vegas. With the wild wasteland perk. Since it is the exact same bomb model as used in fallout 3.

@Blackwatch8800

5 жыл бұрын

It can’t be Mojave as House had been defended Vegas from dozens of nukes and only few went through. The one we find is most likely one of the few which house failed to intercept.

@lilqueso8190

5 жыл бұрын

@@Little-She-Devil it wasn't a mistake then it was doing it's job

"Why not send another nuke not like it can get worse" Vault Dweller from Fallout 3.

@SevCaswell

6 жыл бұрын

Add that to all the mini-nukes and radioactive exploding cars...

@KingOfElectricNinjas

6 жыл бұрын

At least the Courier has the excuse of 'What does this button do- oh. Well. Shit.'

Dude your voice acting when reading the captured soldiers holotape is so good

0:24 I don't know whats worse, being turned into human chicken strips, or going to school on a saturday.

Sometimes I wish I knew what happened to other countries besides the USA when the bombs fell, but I think not knowing is part of the fun of the Fallout universe!

@brandonlyon730

6 жыл бұрын

Well we know that Mexico got nuked considering Raul.

@fourlamb1

6 жыл бұрын

MrHuntHunt We kind of know about some places, like the UK where Tenpenny came from, he came to "make his fortune" and that suggests if he came to the Mojave or anywhere in the states, the UK must be in a state. Plus Europe had a massive civil war after they'd finished fighting in the middle East for oil. What happened to places like Africa and South America where they had no missiles maybe?

@mrhunthunt7315

6 жыл бұрын

Dom Morrison yeah that's true, I don't mind small hints here and there, I'm just glad we never get complete answers about every country:)

@ulysses1353

6 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure that third world countries were not affected by the nukes but they are still affected by the stock market crash when major countries disappeared

@chrisschoenthaler5184

6 жыл бұрын

If nothing else, we see what happened to the globe in Mothership Zeta. (Spoilers) Also, we know that a large chunk of the world got re-screwed by a death ray from outer space.

I pretty sure Toyota is responsible. Isn’t their phrase “let’s go places” a little odd?

@hellogoodbarnes5192

5 жыл бұрын

Yes toyota

@MiikeyLawless

5 жыл бұрын

As the owner of a toyota...i feel personally attacked.

@j19games24

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, maybe "places" is code word for "to a vault" 🤔🤔

@jonathanhamilton7293

5 жыл бұрын

it was probs Honda

@MiikeyLawless

5 жыл бұрын

Jonathan Hamilton honda dropped the vtec....

Just watched this video in your playlist after watching the tv show. Man, that theory about vault-tec! Thanks, oxhorn for the continued coverage of this franchise.

56 years to go! Today is Saturday, October 23rd 2021!

Pam should stand for P: People A: Are M: Monsters

@AaaBBB-tp4ej

4 жыл бұрын

Penises Are Monsters

@justvibing7851

4 жыл бұрын

Aaa BBB penis ass mpussy

@CamEtherTech

3 жыл бұрын

Predicting atomic massacre

@fristnamelastname5549

3 жыл бұрын

P: People A: Are M: Morons

@justvibing7851

3 жыл бұрын

Frist Name Last Name no that’s not it it’s like pear apple marshmallow

It was obviously San Marino that first dropped the bombs. The U.S. and China just assumed it was each other. San Marino was angry because larger countries just kept making fun of how small it is.

@Chuked

5 жыл бұрын

I've only played Fallout 3 and 4, so what is San Marino?

@wheelman1324

5 жыл бұрын

Obi Wan Kenobi San Marino is a very small country on the east coast of Italy.

@mr.sabaton2539

5 жыл бұрын

OR, it was the nazis, like in the movie, The sum of all fears. Or the moon nazis did so China and the USA destroy each other so they could return to Earth and build the Fourth Reich.

@wheelman1324

5 жыл бұрын

Mr. Sabaton have you recently seen Hellsing Ultimate Abridged? You sound like Alucard.

@fullzatochi2053

5 жыл бұрын

Outskirts of Infinity I believe it was Sealand, who was mad at everyone for saying it is a British Oil rig

I'd love a fallout game based in China from the chineese POV and see how things are going on the other side if the glowing sea

Hi from 2024 and years in the making, According to the new show Vault Tec started the Great War

@erinkelly2113

Ай бұрын

It’s alluded to but it could be that just became their goal . Just like china or any of the other countries, I feel like if it was their idea then they would’ve had everyone in the vaults before the bombs dropped.

11:00 10/10 acting

It’ll be crazy if all of this was due to a satellite error. Like what happened in 1982 I believe, when Soviets satellites “Detected” a ICBM being launched from the US. But in reality, light from the sun reflected off a cloud at the right angle, for it to be thought as a ICBM.

@alexalbuquerquerodriguesal108

3 жыл бұрын

And to think that the world almost gone to WWIII because of a mere error in the satellites, thank goodness they decided to wait for a confirmation.

@UnholyWrath3277

2 жыл бұрын

The Russian who didn't fire those nukes is easily the biggest hero of modern humanity and barely anyone knows he even existed

@slightlyistorical1776

2 жыл бұрын

The Russian officer who went with his gut and did not permit retaliation should have statues of him on every street corner of ever nation

@tempestsquall5882

2 жыл бұрын

@@UnholyWrath3277 yeah because control rooms and government agencies rely on one person to run their nuclear program haha.

@variantmouse3751

2 жыл бұрын

That cloud looks like a bird. Ooh, that one looks like a car. That one looks like a nuclear launch. And that one looks like a cow.

It wasn’t covered here but in NV the nuke centered in megaton has a vault-tec logo painted on the side. Additionally, in vault 88 we find uranium deposits which would explain their ability to source uranium

I love your voice for the fallout setting videos. It has a 50's vibe to it. Great video!

Writers: let's leave this detail intentionally ambiguous Internet: LET'S TALK ABOUT WHAT IT COULD BE ENDLESSLY

@AwesomeDude799

2 жыл бұрын

That's why they do it. To get people talking about their game.

The aliens made the bombs drop, also created vault tec to make experiments on the humans, PLOT TWIST!

@fishyboy3871

6 жыл бұрын

LemonRanger1877 I wish I went through the comments before I posted mine because I said the same thing

@LemonRanger

6 жыл бұрын

Peter Griffin we are too smart for this small world

@davidj3841

6 жыл бұрын

This...actually makes sense

@turboapples1233

6 жыл бұрын

LemonRanger1877 vault tec made the aliens

@CalobAdamsInfamous913

6 жыл бұрын

LemonRanger1877 they wouldn’t make vault tech

One of the old fallout games said it was actually vault tec shenanigans that triggered the war. Tensions where already high and vault tec seemed to think nuclear war was good for them being a vault company and all.

I genuine think it was Vault tec because even in fallout three remember that city with the nuke in the middle, there’s a vault Tech logo and China could’ve had relationships with Vault tec and vault tec antagonize them to launch nukes at America and I think vault tec wanted the nukes to come so they can test the vaults and show how good they can be used for the public even in fallout 76. There’s a nuke there that hasn’t been activated. And it’s just in the ground. With the vault tec logo on it.

"Is they really China?" is probably one of the best lines I've heard in a lore video.

@grubskies4221

Жыл бұрын

IS THEY?

@CT_Taylor

Жыл бұрын

"Is 'they' really China?" is the proper quote

You forgot to mention the warheads that House's defense system managed to defeat.

@cartwheelfruitloopthethird205

6 жыл бұрын

Something8830 care to explain?

@pungaking

6 жыл бұрын

Pot Head Exactly, and with massive Lazer cannons on the roof of the Lucky 38.

@tolbag9415

6 жыл бұрын

n bo Seeing as the devs on New Vegas had a very limited time slot in which to make the game, they likely would have fleshed the desert out far more than they did if they could.

@Something8830

6 жыл бұрын

n bo If anything the infrastructure would be more intact due to both the fact that there was a missile defense system in place along with the fact that Las Vegas is in a desert which would mean there would be little environmental decay due to the low precipitation.

@sarahbrewer9483

6 жыл бұрын

3 and 4 were written by Bethesda. That's really all you need to know. For better or worse, depending on your tastes, those game worlds were built to be playgrounds for the player, not to be immersive settings representative of an actual post nuclear war world.

And now the TV show has told us who shot first...

When you push the launch command in the terminal you can clearly the sound of a rocket launch. The Minuteman missile uses solid rockets for propulsion. Solids can't easily be stopped once they are lit. Perhaps the missile did launch but without proper targeting data it landed in the ocean or somewhere else and some poor settlement in Canada got blown away.

The “precious bodily fluids” line is homage to Dr. Strangelove.

@sebpilon2895

3 жыл бұрын

I thought it was A boy and his dog

@JFKennedy63

3 жыл бұрын

Oh fuck yeah

@sandhilltucker

3 жыл бұрын

Or his unemployed proctologist brother Dr. StrangeGlove

@D3ATHZH3AD

3 жыл бұрын

“If you gaze at me much longer we might as well exchange fluids!” My bad, wrong place for a halo quote 😂

Chinese survivors in china: Finally we can rebuild our country! Some dude in a blue jumpsuit: Hmmm gonna be NO on that one 2:40

@simonfryza3775

3 жыл бұрын

When I tried to launch the nukes "YES YES YES YES YES .... Fuck boring"

coming back knowing this is canon now

Hey Oxford quick question, do you have a podcast. Because you are awesome at these narratives. I play fallout 3, new vegas and 4, your narratives and theories are what kindles my blazing love for Fallout.

News and the internet: *ABOUT IRAN AND USA TENSION* *WW3* KZread recommendation : *WHO DROPPED THE BOMB FIRST?*

@kaseycoffeebean2580

4 жыл бұрын

almost expect it to all happen 2077 ngl lol

@HighTenner

4 жыл бұрын

@@kaseycoffeebean2580 To die at the age of 82 sounds ok to me.

@BitOfUltraviolence

4 жыл бұрын

I wonder how WWV would start.

@evanabbott2737

4 жыл бұрын

Now they’re reporting China made the corona virus in a lab....! Hello WW3.....!!😬🙏

@acidyouth

4 жыл бұрын

A much simpler time

Wait a minute.... Today is October 23rd

@schrodingersbisbork9076

6 жыл бұрын

Aceman that's the point

@Szweminek797

6 жыл бұрын

don't worry, we still have 60 years of peace

@fullweeb6982

6 жыл бұрын

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit it really is

@Blank55600

6 жыл бұрын

Aceman Gulping intensifies.

@mysize180

6 жыл бұрын

Aceman its december 32nd

Cryptosporidium 136: Pox These Zetans Are Pretty Cool, I Might Copy Their Style. Orthopox 13: CRYPTO STOP PLAYING "VIDEO GAMES" AND START PROBING THE PRESIDENT.

i watched that nuke explosion from many angels witth console commands and it looked really amazing you even see the schock wave coming

Wait robots lazer guns and flying cars and robot suits but no cellphones

@cupcakethesabertooth6802

4 жыл бұрын

Maybe they couldn't figure out the technology? Or they couldn't make them small enough without being nuclear powered or the hard drive and circuit board being too large.This is a 50's style universe after all, most of the technology is mechanical, or very simple...

@nathenbosher1067

4 жыл бұрын

No one had invented the transistor until 2067 due to the discovery of nuclear energy and war. Well that's the rumor. Micro electronics was not invented anyways.

@twistedyogert

4 жыл бұрын

@@nathenbosher1067 Microprocessors probably were around but very primitive, hence why the pip-boy is small enough to be carried on your person, but not super-tiny or more powerful than a 1980s home computer.

@Tastyburger-xr2zj

4 жыл бұрын

They have home phones because in fallout 4 I have picked up telephones but no flip phones or anything snaller

@zippyparakeet1074

3 жыл бұрын

That's the whole point, lol. Micro electronics was never invented apart from the pip-boy, which was the smallest human technology could get. That's why the machines were big, bulky and Extremely inefficient as the nuclear era combined with fossil fuels brought in so much energy that humanity didn't care to be more efficient which led to the exhaustion of the resources followed by the resource wars, the Sino-American war and finally the Great War. By the time humanity actually decided to something real about the energy crisis (developing fusion tech), it was already too late.

“Ahhhh... it has been that long?” “ITS THE LASTS DAYS OF BLACK FRIDAY FOR ASHLEY HOME FURNITURE!”

@SovietDevil1171

4 жыл бұрын

Huh

@doujinshienjoyer5515

4 жыл бұрын

Nathan Moody you would get it someday

@plack_benis382

4 жыл бұрын

Mine was "dun dun dun dun dun *shitty mobile game* dun dun dun dun"

@shapes9495

3 жыл бұрын

💀

@LastKingDbro

3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin ads bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Based on the Fallout TV show, I guess we have a new answer.

If you look in fallout 3 the bomb has a vault tech logo

I would love to get some fallout spin-off. Like a neo-noir detective game, where you pursue a conspiracy that leads to the gr8 war at the end. You would see that dirty corrupted "cold-war" world of USA version. Another one would be a game where you play lets say as a soldier just after the bombs dropped. Here we could make it kind of survival horror, using first feral ghouls and other mutants to build a proper atmosphere. Man i would just love some creative spin offs

@salvadorkda5758

3 жыл бұрын

Nah what about a fallout online about 4 times the size of fallout 4 .... xD

@zachphelps3427

3 жыл бұрын

@@salvadorkda5758 sixteen times the detail

@natenate4980

3 жыл бұрын

We could play as nick valentine!!!!

@juan.3077

2 жыл бұрын

@@salvadorkda5758 you wont even realize your in a server

@drunkenmmamaster419

2 жыл бұрын

That sounds fucking awesome

11:01 Best voice acting I've ever heard in my life.

@CamzeeHD

6 жыл бұрын

Speech increased to 100

@dannysadventuresyt

6 жыл бұрын

PipiX agreed lol

@NoStereo

6 жыл бұрын

I was actually impressed by that VO.

@ryanw4195

6 жыл бұрын

I listened to it and almost died in laughter

@kevinbriones4367

6 жыл бұрын

Agreed LoL

it was Mars wiping the slate clean for his son to rise and unite the Tribes under the Legions banner

watching this today is a bit chilling. Dont know about you guys but ive been saving my bottle caps.