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@Peterring

Жыл бұрын

1st

@_elljaytee

Жыл бұрын

monke

@ciuffulicy_u2438

Жыл бұрын

@@Peterring you are now second

@wafflecatss

Жыл бұрын

monke

@CreativitySkys

Жыл бұрын

Where is da red but monke

Everyone says "return to monke" But noone says "what monke?" or "how monke?" Thanks for enlightening us about this topic, oh great oats

@SeigeGoat

Жыл бұрын

Sadly same as the "what the dawg doin?" They never really say "how the dawg doin?"

@ellawowowow

Жыл бұрын

@@SeigeGoat always “why are you in my house?! who are you?” and never “how are you?”

@SeigeGoat

Жыл бұрын

@@ellawowowow agree one of the saddest things

@Periwinkleaccount

Жыл бұрын

Just “no one”.

@Metzli

Жыл бұрын

@@SeigeGoat i cri everytiem

I was split between gibbons and chimps, but then I remembered chimps have wars and I think when most of us say we want to return to mokne, it’s to get away from doing wars. So personally, I will be returning to gibbons. Eat fruit, go fast, and sing your heart out!

@YellowPredator92

Жыл бұрын

same am also got gibbon and i like to uh climb

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

Chimps are brutal they will murder you and your family because they feel like it at least the females have it easy only getting their throat ripped out I'm not gonna mention what they do to other males.

@thegunguy0

Жыл бұрын

I am either a gibbon or chimp, I’m leaning towards the funi guy gibbon tho

@ayaanmohammad6645

Жыл бұрын

Apparently gibbons can swing from trees so fast they can break their own bones. Of course I'm gonna be a monkey that dedicates itself so hard to something.

@hitimetravel

Жыл бұрын

Bonobos are basically very friendly versions of chimps. (Don’t do bonobos if you want to stay a virgin though)

I think I'm either New World Monkey or Chimpanzee, but... wow. This was just so helpful. I need to share this with my non-monkey friends now.

@electricpepperoni4789

Жыл бұрын

Same here. We need to spread the monke word.

@TheRealPerple

Жыл бұрын

JOIN THE CHIMPS

@lmg3482

11 ай бұрын

Me chimpanzee

@takwasalem5999

8 ай бұрын

I'm also a chimp

Everyone in my class calls me a monke but now i can finally be one and show them how good it is to be a monke

You know, if everyone was a monke there would be no homelessness, no government, no poverty and no problems found in modern society. Oats Jenkins has really improved how we live

@orintherat

Жыл бұрын

Honestly yea

@mk7893

Жыл бұрын

Chimps would probably still find a way to be above all the rest hahaha

@mrchlavoie3499

Жыл бұрын

👍👍👍

@kaitmob3847

Жыл бұрын

there is yes homelessness

@orintherat

Жыл бұрын

But technically anywhere could be ur home. The world is your oyster at a monkey

I honestly agree with you, Monke’s are underrated

@lemnob383

Жыл бұрын

hello monkey brother

@etsuko8138

Жыл бұрын

So true

@doggo4802

Жыл бұрын

You are a monke 😂

@LockedFlea

Жыл бұрын

They’re not extremely underrated, but more than humans

@Bacon_Jtoe

Жыл бұрын

Same

You are the greatest. Keep up the amazing content.

I'm tied between a new world monkey and a gibbon, but I don't exactly multitask as a speciality so I'm going to be a gibbon who swings in trees, eats fruit and sings all day!

Why is this guy one of the most genuinely funny people on the platform.

@omerd602

Жыл бұрын

because practically nobody on this platform is funny

@tatejohnston8876

Жыл бұрын

I agree with ömer d

@Arush.

Жыл бұрын

Ömer D

@jiri1679

Жыл бұрын

One of the great mysteries of life

@OatsJenkins

Жыл бұрын

🐵 thanks

This video is basically "Fuck zodiac signs, which monke are you?" and I adore it

@HydraJKM

Жыл бұрын

Fixing zodiac signs

@ShivanshPlays1

Жыл бұрын

@@HydraJKM zodiac sign *2*

1:01 “monkeys and uh… monkeys and uh… monkeys and apes”

This is a very wholesome video

you should do earth 2, that'd be pretty neat i think

@Rayya69420

Жыл бұрын

Solar system 2

@swurIe

Жыл бұрын

Universe 2

@nerfgunguy4575

Жыл бұрын

Multiverse 2

@moo8866

Жыл бұрын

elements 2

@tombrady7019

Жыл бұрын

Math 2, English 2 Periodic Table 2

Petition for a Bird from Egypt song at 1 Million Subscribers

@ccstorm4342

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@PokeCastle

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@1Krispyboi

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@derpduck99

Жыл бұрын

At 200K probably

@FanticDaBest

Жыл бұрын

Yes

I really learned something with this video

im returning to new monke but gibbon was a very close second thank you mr oats jenkins for enlightening me

For the next milestone: "which crab should you evolve to?"

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

Become a crab > return to monke

@jasonchiu272

Жыл бұрын

@@kakahass8845 Devolve to protist > Become a crab > Return to monke

@alkasaket379

Жыл бұрын

@@jasonchiu272 Return to MONKE > Ascend (Evaporate )to water > devolve to protist > evolve to crab > return to monke

@muk_is_superior

Жыл бұрын

Now being a crab is obviously better than being boring silly humans, but monkes are basically a superior being, nothing comes close

@BingBong123

Жыл бұрын

Yes

props to jenkins for recreating and improving everything ever, including the way we live.

@shnmang25

Жыл бұрын

Nope. Firstly: some things we make are good and secondly: I know your gonna reply saying "but some of them are not important" but you that's the end of the story. Done.

@milosthings

Жыл бұрын

@@shnmang25 i genuinely can't tell if you're being serious or not lmao my comment doesn't need a debate it's just satire

@shnmang25

Жыл бұрын

@@milosthings bruh I said end of story done

@milosthings

Жыл бұрын

​@@shnmang25 ok??

@MamaRalte

Жыл бұрын

♿ 🏌️

Thank you Oats. You have enlightened me to choose a new world monkey. Thank you.

Can’t wait for the bird from Egypt song. BTW a love your vids.

You are the smartest youtuber ever. You not only fixed the alphabet, chess, and time itself but also you are fixing humanity by making us return to monke. I'm personally a gibbon. I run fast, ai jump high, I like to swing and I break a lot emotionally

can't i just take all the parts i like and make a new super primate? - prehensile tail - smart - fast - chomp - strong I will call it Simia Maximus

@Jorge-yl4qg

Жыл бұрын

Don't forget QUEEN

@johnwhick5916

Жыл бұрын

@@Jorge-yl4qg or fruity

@bondrewd8003

Жыл бұрын

monke

I got a quaker oats ad before this

3:08 ikr I love gibbons so much, my favorite ape.

when he said they love eating fruit i was like, "mmm, fruity" AND THE NEXT ONE WAS LITERALLY FRUITY i am proud to announce i am an orangutan

@thejackprojectmusic

Жыл бұрын

same, i got 3 out of 3 tallies for orangutan 😎

@hamkittens2420

Жыл бұрын

fruity orangu-gang how yall doin 🦧

@tuchoifamily5968

Жыл бұрын

same here :)

@waltuhmelon

Жыл бұрын

I am an Orangutan & Gibbon

@dumdum---

Жыл бұрын

Same here

fun fact: chimps underrated - out of all great apes, they are the smartest - they are one of the only animals to have a war - use tools (yes, even spears) - grillers are fast on the ground. orangutans are fast in the trees. chimps are fast in both - they are pretty strong - they cannibals - they can literally fight a troop of grillers (with enough chimps) - cool teeth - complex social structure overall, chimp underrated i did another comment ted talk on why grillers are overrated so just look for that if u want thank you for coming to my ted talk

@Krimsgrams

Жыл бұрын

I think, ants have wars too

@athaliciouswalton2430

Жыл бұрын

I agree this is all fact of the highest order

@thegameranch5935

Жыл бұрын

@@pastaphilias nah ant wars are impressive Ever heard of weaver ants? Search “ants battle to protect their fortress” by BBC

@pastaphilias

Жыл бұрын

@@thegameranch5935 yeah ik and ants will also take slaves from other groups of ants but lets be honest here most people are probably gonna be more interested in a chimp war than an ant war

@cyberp1ss

Жыл бұрын

if I wanted wars and tools I'd stay human I want monke business and fun Gibbons are underrated

Im cool with it as long as we got the internet to watch oats

If you can write an essay while watching tv while cooking while sleeping then you straight up the superior being bc i ✨could never✨

I propose we abandon the flawed tree evolution system and adopt the infinitely superior line system.

@Blurby-Sir

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

The what system?

@creppruby

Жыл бұрын

is this sarcastic or real i’m too far deep in the monke world

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

@@creppruby I think he doesn't know the system used in the video is actually used.

@derphunk5338

Жыл бұрын

@@kakahass8845 I do but I'm trying to make a funny

My favourite animal is now the Gibbon. Also damn, he’s good at drawing

@vedasheinfeld3563

Жыл бұрын

GIBOON GANG

"And no, I'm not allowing you to be a lemur." 😫😫😫😫

Now THIS is video

I love how he draws. I think how he uses the same thick brush makes creativity really shine through.

Imagine he says this all and scientists just find out we’re connected to fungi.

@strokkur24

Жыл бұрын

I would honestly laugh my ass off xD

@kakahass8845

Жыл бұрын

I mean fungi attach themselves to something suck out their nutrients and then die considering what we're doing to the earth I wouldn't be surprised.

@Rozveree

Жыл бұрын

connected to funky

@Yuzuki1337

Жыл бұрын

Reject society, becoom the shroom

@Elantien

Жыл бұрын

Well technically...

"if your big and strong then you're a gorilla" *mario kart wii losing theme starts to play in the backround*

Oats: they will welcome you with open arms Some random four year old: (runs into gorilla enclosure)

You are objective right about everything

@Viszistan

Жыл бұрын

You are object right everything

But... I wanted to become King Julian... Oh well, I guess I'll have to choose one of the other ones since your suggestions are objectively correct anyways.

@meggubravo8373

Жыл бұрын

Guess you can't move it move it

The second I saw the lemers I already know that I wanted to be one so I'ma just keep watching even though I've chose mine

You have 2 choices 1:Return to monke 2: Advance to crab

Can't forgive the fact you forgot the Bonobo. They're like Chimps but less violent. Also, humans *are* apes lmao

@dp_wynn5392

Жыл бұрын

bonobos are pretty much just chimps that evolved to chill because they have no natural predators. also they get around if you catch my drift

@masterofreality3845

Жыл бұрын

Yes, I was about to comment on that

Squirrel monkeys are very cute :] But the legend himself, chess monke cannot be beaten

You remembered the gibbons, but forgot benobos

I got chimp but I feel like dem gibbons are callin my name

Tbh I want to return to monkey because they have such simple lives, no crimes, no murders, and no awkward family dinners! What's not to love!

@OatsJenkins

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@FedeDragon_

Жыл бұрын

they are happy because they don't know about any problem

@genericname2747

Жыл бұрын

Chimps wage war :)

@raineseth5661

Жыл бұрын

@@FedeDragon_ Yeah problems that WE created and since we created them we also have the extra guilt of creating those problems leading to more problems and it just a endless cycle to be honest.

@raineseth5661

Жыл бұрын

@@FedeDragon_ and also monkeys don’t know what peer pressure is so they don’t get forced and basically hypnotized at birth to for example, eat with utensils, something that seems normal to us, because society basically conditioned us to do “Normal” things. Wow that got to the point of causing someone a existential crisis real quick… and also monkeys don’t have existential crisis’s

girl: “what’s your zodiac sign” man: “which monke would you return to”

2:49 these monkeys are my favorite they even have own game and i love their noice and their look

@Mr.metalhead1

Жыл бұрын

Gibbons are cutest monkey that i have ever seen🐵🐵🐵

The song launched on my birthday :)

Bonobos: Am I joke to you? Also Here are my descriptions of all the apes: Gibbons: Orangutans but smaller Orangutan: smart Gorilla: * B I G * Chimp: Angry Human: bad Bonobo: p e a c e f u l

We should definitely be considered under the ape species in some cases we don’t even consider our selfs as animals like we’re just disrespecting our monkey ancestors

0:15am about the begin life's hole career -single celled bacteria

You forgot about bononobos. They're like chimps but nicer

I'm either an old world monke, gibbon or a orangutan! this was truly interesting these videos never fail to entertain me and open my eyes to the reality of the world!

@vedasheinfeld3563

Жыл бұрын

GiBBoN gANg

@muk_is_superior

Жыл бұрын

Old world monke gang

10:05 "no I'm not allowing you to return to lemur" FUCK YOU, I LIKE TO MOVE IT, MOVE IT!!

A lady with a bunch of “besties”.

I got old world monkey, wanted ribbon but I still love your vids

2/3 checks out for me for chimpanzee, and the last one is also sometimes accurate to the jungle i go then

@Bohnensuppe

Жыл бұрын

Same Bro Chimps

In Albanian the word monkey is used as an offensive word. Like (O majmun, mo vrapo) {You monkey, stop running} to mostly kids and teens. We also use Orangutans or Neanderthal like the word monkey. Very informational :)

@ihaveyourlocation4003

Жыл бұрын

In Portuguese the word monkey is used as a racial slur. Very informational :)

@vadlja5193

Жыл бұрын

We also use it luke that in croatia, but not fof being active, but being stupid

@mohicanyt

Жыл бұрын

@@vadlja5193 We can use it as a way of saying you're stupid to someone but more often it's used for being hyper-active

@derpstars

Жыл бұрын

@@ihaveyourlocation4003 I'm portuguese and its kinda uncommon for people to use monkey (macaco in portuguese) as a racial slur. I know in Brazil, it is used more often, but here in portugal, not that much.

This guy teaches monke better than anyone

I got the most points for new world monkey, but gibbon is also very cool

you should make a monke bored game so were no longer bored ( except these videos, they cure boredom )

I can't decide which Monke to return to 💀 They're all good

@1Krispyboi

Жыл бұрын

Same

@kwaagler9692

Жыл бұрын

More like none.

@cyberp1ss

Жыл бұрын

show this video to everyone you know then ask for them to decide, whatever they choose is the monke you, deep inside, already are

@SeigeGoat

Жыл бұрын

Reject humanity bacc to monke -wise man

@YaBoyIsBack

Жыл бұрын

I've watched this many times and can confirm id fit best with new monkeys, gibbons are a close second

I loved the video, and oat Jenkins is honestly god 2.0 by fixing all these problems, but why am I four monkeys at the same time, I mean I’m the best at multitasking, but can I exist four times at a time, I guess I’ll find out?

I like to play a game with this videos, which I try to guess from which Nintendo game the background music is. It switches constantly and I feel like there are 100 different songs packed in one video

@Metzli

Жыл бұрын

I wish he'd list them in the description.. As a content creator, I'm always on the look out for new music and sound effects I can add to my collection.. I'm like a dragon hoarding a bunch of shit xD

I’ve always loved the gibbon, and I can sing, I do track, and I’ve broken 5 bones! It’s perfect!

I relate most to the new world monke, but what I wouldn't give to be a gibbon

The orange tang is really calling me oat

My score: New World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Gorilla: 0 Tallies. Chimpanzees: 1st & 2nd Tallies. Old World Monkey: 3rd Tally. Orangutan: 2nd Tally. Gibbon: 1st & 2nd Tallies So I'm a Gibbon or a Chimpanzee! BTW SUPER excited for Monkey Song!

Oat: hmmm I wanna be famous. Makes a video about fixing the alphabet. KZread community: how about, YES. Oat: makes another video fixing the alphabet. The community: Y E S. Oat literal weeks later: 30,000 40,000 50,000 60,000 70,000 80,000 90,000 100,000. Oat: *yawn* let’s check my sun coun- OOOHHH YYYEEEEAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!! In all seriousness, SUPER congrats on 100k. I swear, in another year, you’re gonna have 1mil!

look at them go!

Glad to see that I am now a gibbon as they are also my favorite monkey. Good to know I agree with someone who is objectively right about everything

I've been thinking about this for months! Thank you so much for answering my questions!

Personal Gibbon fan, Mandrills are cool too

I completely agree with your momke suggestion now I need help I tied with gibbon and gorilla so first reply picks witch one

I bet in 5 million years people are gonna make memes saying “go back i want to be human”

I can relate to all of these monke’s….. oh wait it’s because I was once a monke! wait I meant my ancestors… Edit : grammar

I'm a gibbon! I agree. Those are my favourite simians.

I expect my body to devolve back within the next 2months

It's time we ask ourselves those significant questions

Genuinely going to to this in a week. Most helpful video on KZread.

I never knew how much I vibed with orangutans. Thank you for opening my third eye.

Oh my goodness I’m a perfect gibbon, I’m a sprinter that is constantly injured who plays the piano

Honestly, I've just recently found you, snuck in before 100k but I've enjoyed every one of your videos. Keep up the excellent work you put into this! Turned on notifications for monke song. I'm a lemur btw I like to move it move it

appreciate the wise insight into monke, but if one wants to return to oats what shall they do? bless us with your knowlege oh great oat

2:00 Welp, guess I'm a tarsier.

You should do ducks 2 it would be great!

hmm i think i am probably gonna be a gibbi- 9:18 YEEEESSS

I want to be a bonobo. Basically non-violent chimpanzees who don't obliterate anyone who doesn't agree with politics. Just peaceful, pacifist leaf munchers

@tjarkschweizer

Жыл бұрын

Not pacifist. Bonobos do hunt smaller animals for food.

@koibubbles3302

Жыл бұрын

Yeah we gonna be bonobo buddies

@Frog_Man_

Жыл бұрын

@@tjarkschweizer no? They are herbivores

@tjarkschweizer

Жыл бұрын

@@Frog_Man_ They are omnivores.

@myriamydri5148

Жыл бұрын

Although bonobos are less violent than chimps, they can still fight viciously. Primatologue Frans de Waal recounts of severly mutilated males due to females fury. It's less frequent for bonobos to fight because they tend to solve conflicts with sexual pleasure. Also, bonobo tribe boss is always a female.

I’m a gibbin or a chimp and a little something about the gibbin. You said they break stuff in their bodie due to their lifestyle, I break mentally!

I had back pain at 11, and still have it, does that count as a point? (For gibon)

I love this guy. That's what I call PEAK CONTENT

New World Monke for me Also 14/10 video you are objectively correct about everything ever

Naw, i'm Going Further, I'm Returning To Kingdom Animalia And Going Down The Ostrich Pathway

3 for 3 with the orangutans lmao

Hey guys! This is kinda weird to me, but I'm happy to announce I'm officially a new monkey! Than you guys for your support

@cubeified

Жыл бұрын

cool im either a new world monke or a gibbon

9:58 I break easily emotionally So yup, I'm definitely a gibbon! Also I like to sing :3

@Aurora_Animates

2 ай бұрын

Same :3

Can't believe the fruity thing was real, however it just wasn't enough for my monke is new world monke :)

200,000 now!

Thank you Jenkins, now I'm ready to return to monke.