Which Faction's Soldiers in Elden Ring Are THE BEST? - Who Would Win The Shattering War?

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The factions of the Lands Between are all formidable, but who is THE BEST? The Godrick Knights? The Raya Lucaria Knights? The Radahn Knights? The Lyndell Knights? The Mausoleum Knights? Or the Haligtree Knights? Today we have our own little shattering war to see which of them come out on top, and which ones fall short! Check out ALL SIX of these builds to see how they handle all remembrances... even Malenia!
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  • @lordofpudding1233

    @lordofpudding1233

    2 ай бұрын

    Definetly skill issue on the Ella Flask. There are 2 of the same holyboom cracked tears, imagine the damage with both of those badboys. Therefore, Blow up only run when?

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    @earlysunsetz

    2 ай бұрын

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  • @RosieDax
    @RosieDax2 ай бұрын

    radahn's soldiers are legit way cool, just guys being dudes, hitting shit and lighting it on fire

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Fire and swords. Like peanut butter and chocolate

  • @busterblast3416

    @busterblast3416

    2 ай бұрын

    Also the guy they take orders from is insane and dying but they refuse to give up their cause or their homeland. They use so much fire because they’re on a mission to burn away the scarlet rot and restore Caelid to its former glory.

  • @gyletre675

    @gyletre675

    2 ай бұрын

    spittin fax

  • @DarkScythe88

    @DarkScythe88

    17 сағат бұрын

    @@busterblast3416W

  • @HouseofRedWine
    @HouseofRedWine2 ай бұрын

    The crucible Knights would stomp all these other knights LITERALLY

  • @LeGabrielMan

    @LeGabrielMan

    2 ай бұрын

    Crucible knights my beloved, also the Volcano manor Knights would be The Crucieboys

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but when can we get that stomp ash of war?

  • @rozu583

    @rozu583

    2 ай бұрын

    cleanrots too

  • @zanthe_

    @zanthe_

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, but what about the Crucible Soldiers? Oh wait, there are none. You can't win wars with just special forces. - This post was made by the soldiers of God (Rick)

  • @themasquerader101

    @themasquerader101

    2 ай бұрын

    This is why you don't comment based only on the thumbnail. Watch the damn video next time and you'll see that they dont fall under the challenge's parameters

  • @tnlhcmxhdghvdgvw1517
    @tnlhcmxhdghvdgvw15172 ай бұрын

    The gelmir soldiers are the guys who found the serpent hunter.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Found it in their bellies

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033
    @tulokthebarbrarian20332 ай бұрын

    Personally, I'd join up with Gelmnir. Something tells me they have the best snacks

  • @MrMolay44

    @MrMolay44

    2 ай бұрын

    TOGETHAAAA, WE WILL SNACK ON THE GODS !!!!

  • @themanthemyth4522

    @themanthemyth4522

    2 ай бұрын

    Now we can munch on the gods togethaa!!!

  • @tytofurcata1

    @tytofurcata1

    2 ай бұрын

    I think the redmanes will be best. Haven't watched it yet, but I know flaming strike is great.

  • @tjgifford4174

    @tjgifford4174

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tytofurcata1sadly not anymore

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746

    @satyasyasatyasya5746

    2 ай бұрын

    if we're talking snacks... 😋😉😏🤭🤗

  • @irishgold23
    @irishgold232 ай бұрын

    I still can't believe you managed to recreate the unbeatable Soldier of God, Rick. Impressive feat

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    WE're professionals here

  • @amenberk1157

    @amenberk1157

    2 ай бұрын

    Truly impressive feet

  • @spiderguy9511
    @spiderguy95112 ай бұрын

    1:07 :00 Funny thing about Lion's Claw and NPCs: if you wear the Briar set, the flip animation counts as a roll and will deal damage, stunning the enemies into the Lion's Claw even more often

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh no, it just keeps getting better

  • @RusAD-gb9jk
    @RusAD-gb9jk2 ай бұрын

    Good thing Ray A. Lucarian didn't take 449 knights to farm for the comedic timing

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I do love me some Lucari yo

  • @spidermikejr
    @spidermikejr2 ай бұрын

    A Gelmir knight run, but you have to use the Serpent Hunter for the run

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Ok, but I wanna use Eruption though...

  • @spidermikejr

    @spidermikejr

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 also completely fair and interesting

  • @bringmemyflail1321
    @bringmemyflail13212 ай бұрын

    Phil puts Miracle Grow on his head. Confirmed. How else could his hair grow so fast?

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Wigs

  • @busterblast3416
    @busterblast34162 ай бұрын

    In my current playthrough the knight in Liurnia that drops the prayer book dropped the royal knight armor immediately. It was sick.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    That's super lucky! That was my first instinct for farming, then I realized the horse one would actually be easier, since it doesn't have the shield up while on horse back

  • @zenebean

    @zenebean

    2 ай бұрын

    They were like "finally, a worthy successor! Take these, and wander aimlessly in my stead"

  • @spookbusterstirner5865
    @spookbusterstirner58652 ай бұрын

    I'd be part of the Rad Dan knights. Because it's Rad Dan, and I don't think that requires any further explanation of how awesome that is.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    It's the only building that ever has a party in the game

  • @toastmaster914

    @toastmaster914

    2 ай бұрын

    I mean, he has Rad in his name! And he's giant, like a rad roach from fallout. Which fits since he was nuked.

  • @VaneWalker
    @VaneWalker2 ай бұрын

    Pro tip: The Cuckoo Knight set actually has an increased drop rate when you farm it with your wife's son.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Dark joke!

  • @Omenkiller216

    @Omenkiller216

    2 ай бұрын

    I don’t get it😂

  • @lm7677
    @lm76772 ай бұрын

    I can’t properly express how much this channel improves my week every single time. You do good work (and also adhere to my sense of humour specifically) 5:11 Wow this run did take a while

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    We make a lot of jokes, some of that stuff is gonna stick to the wall

  • @Maru-et6of
    @Maru-et6of2 ай бұрын

    the thing with the spell debate is that it is essentially pointless. for some people using spells is easier, for others using melee options is easier and that depends entirely on how the person approaches each fight and what their personal preferences are. we should just appreciate that we have multiple options and let the topic rest already

  • @ortizgaming2945

    @ortizgaming2945

    2 ай бұрын

    I’m pretty sure faith has the highest damage in the game anyways

  • @acecun6202

    @acecun6202

    Ай бұрын

    Ehhhh. Magic is objectively easy. Like I don’t even use magic in my main build and I prefer to stand on two feet and get to boxing with most of these bosses but I can tell you that it’s just straight up busted once you have the necessary levels. Some of the harder to hit bosses just get straight blitzed with an Azur spell or straight staggered with glintstone spam, the only downside is the sheer amount of stats you need to put levels into to be effective.

  • @theenlightendone6981

    @theenlightendone6981

    24 күн бұрын

    ​@@acecun6202My first plathrough was with a full mage. My second was strength/ little bit of faith. Str was easier lmao. You can only nuke away certain bosses with azur the rest wont stay still and since you as a mage are a glass cannon you cant take many hits. Maliketh was actuslly the worst Boss i fought as a mage cause he dodges constantly. Also the randoms became far more dangerous. You wanna explore some region? Well as a glass cannon you will die pretty often since theire is always some dude hiding behind you on your path and you need cast time and when he hits you once you have to cast again and than comes anotherone while casting😂

  • @orionstokesweiss2344

    @orionstokesweiss2344

    24 күн бұрын

    The difference is spells are, objectively, fucking broken. Absolutely play as you want and and however makes you happy, but there is a reason absurd level challenge runs like ng+stupid or enemies animations being sped up to 3x or whatever(don't remember exact numbers) rely upon spells. Every boss in the game is trivial with a tank spirit+nuke spell. Now, the older games that didn't balance ai for ranged and gave mage similar levels of current nuke were *much* worse, but From has always used mage as the accessability option

  • @theenlightendone6981

    @theenlightendone6981

    24 күн бұрын

    @@orionstokesweiss2344 Any stat can be seen as "objectively" broken. With strength you can just constantly poise break the bosses.

  • @wolfwood770
    @wolfwood7702 ай бұрын

    So this is why I had to spend a few hours to farm these soldier sets each

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yup, I took all the gear away, sorry big dawg

  • @wolfwood770

    @wolfwood770

    2 ай бұрын

    After hearing about your Lyndell Set search woes, I feel for you

  • @Mimsyborogove923
    @Mimsyborogove9232 ай бұрын

    The Lordsworn's Greatsword actually slaps. When I'm just trying to get through the beginning of the game quick it's my go to.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm seeing so many LSGS enjoyers in the comments and its so nice to know I'm not the only one who loves it.

  • @VileLasagna

    @VileLasagna

    2 ай бұрын

    Not only it's great but it's also one of my favourite looking weapons in the game? Just the right amount of faff vs function

  • @unironicallylikesranger7122

    @unironicallylikesranger7122

    2 ай бұрын

    @@VileLasagnait’s actually got a scabbard, so many of the big swords don’t have one and they look great! It’s actually another reason to like the Glintstone Kris, it also has a sick scabbard

  • @JakkAuburn
    @JakkAuburn2 ай бұрын

    Two and a half hours of Tulok Ringing Eld? My goodness, you are spoiling us, aren't you?

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm good to my subs

  • @Blossom_Nova
    @Blossom_Nova2 ай бұрын

    IT'S ME, MORTY. I TURNED MYSELF INTO A SOLDIER OF GOD, MORTY

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm soldier of god RICK what more do you want from this?

  • @fmcypher4823

    @fmcypher4823

    2 ай бұрын

    Omfg 😂

  • @MarzaButTube
    @MarzaButTube2 ай бұрын

    I love to see the lordsworns greatsword appreciation, I love just picking it up rq on almost any character before I get my main weapon

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, it's just sitting there asking to be used, and it's great

  • @GermanoHDRGames
    @GermanoHDRGames2 ай бұрын

    I love these bigger videos. I know they need way more effort, but I think I speak for everyone when I say it's worth it. Thanks!

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    The last one certainly did, and they're pretty fun to surprise people with

  • @recordlowrollers9841
    @recordlowrollers98412 ай бұрын

    The editing in this monster is stupendous. Those 🎶 … COME 🎶 beats killed me every time. Also, team Dad Ran

  • @manjiimortal
    @manjiimortal2 ай бұрын

    Super long video, but it was pretty entertaining, and the builds were different enough to not be repetitive. A couple of thing Tulok didn't mention about Lion's Claw is that you get extreme super armour during the entire animation, which means it's almost impossible to be knocked out of it, and the flip completely changes your hitboxes during the move, meaning you can avoid attacks while using it. It's just a phenomenal AoW.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Flipping great AoW

  • @piperpipeher
    @piperpipeher2 ай бұрын

    There's a handful of features that I wish were in Elden Ring. One of them is being able to reduce aggro range by wearing relevant armor. Godrick soldiers not attacking immediately if you're wearing Godrick armor, for example.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Oh that would be neat

  • @EldenRingBuildsArchive

    @EldenRingBuildsArchive

    Ай бұрын

    They can see who you truly are by your height

  • @Mystro84

    @Mystro84

    27 күн бұрын

    @@EldenRingBuildsArchive "Aren't you a little short to be a Godrick Soldier?"

  • @piperpipeher

    @piperpipeher

    18 күн бұрын

    @@EldenRingBuildsArchive "Aren't you a little short for a Leyndell Royal Knight?"

  • @leandropgl8574

    @leandropgl8574

    3 күн бұрын

    ​@@EldenRingBuildsArchive it's all about the swag though

  • @TheCardq
    @TheCardq2 ай бұрын

    The only Gelmir knight (ghost) we see talks about how he left the serpent hunter where it is, logically, we must assume that the serpent hunter was his personal weapon for a time. 22:50 of 2:32 :39 "We're pretty far in to the video"

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    That's far into other videos...

  • @unironicallylikesranger7122
    @unironicallylikesranger71222 ай бұрын

    I’ve always been a proponent for the Lordsworn Greatsword; it’s got pressure, it’s got reach, it’s got crits, and you can switch its Ash of War. Glad to see it getting some love.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Sometimes the simple stuff is the best

  • @sebastianpijov8708

    @sebastianpijov8708

    2 ай бұрын

    My main weapon for my first playthrough, except when I learned how busted the blasphemous blade was against Malenia. I used the Storm blade ash of war for its range and the surprising stance damage.

  • @Wreckingba113r
    @Wreckingba113r2 ай бұрын

    10:52 so i have this theory that exile soldiers and banished knights in stormveil are loyal to malenia/miquella, and they're occupying the castle. since godrick knelt to malenia as she passed thru towards radahn.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I could see that

  • @sebastianpijov8708

    @sebastianpijov8708

    2 ай бұрын

    I presumed they were initially loyal to Godwin, but after they lost their lord became mercenaries.

  • @MsXmaster666

    @MsXmaster666

    22 күн бұрын

    The mausoleum knights are the knights of Godwin

  • @amberblackwell5614
    @amberblackwell56142 ай бұрын

    Soldier of Miqu Ella for me. I will happily serve in the name of my disabled queen and gender fluid monarch!!

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    We truly have no choice but to stan

  • @amberblackwell5614

    @amberblackwell5614

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 It's the law.

  • @PhiSpiral
    @PhiSpiral2 ай бұрын

    Love that Hollowslayer Greatsword moveset.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Is this Darks Holes 4?

  • @mikeisbadatgames2964

    @mikeisbadatgames2964

    2 ай бұрын

    I just wish it had the thrust R2 like in ds.

  • @darthplagueis13
    @darthplagueis132 ай бұрын

    Here's a fun little headache: Soldier of Godrick uses Charge Forth, even though that skill cannot be infused onto a Greatsword, marking a second unique "generic" weapon in the hands of an enemy besides Millicents Waterfowl Dance Shamshir.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Cheating? Can't stand it.

  • @mpparish67
    @mpparish672 ай бұрын

    Absolute madness. Can't believe you outdid your 4x Spells video. Way to go dude.

  • @fiveforbiting
    @fiveforbiting2 ай бұрын

    Banished and Crucible Knights, would host a killer square dance.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Square dance? I didn't know shapes could move

  • @fiveforbiting

    @fiveforbiting

    2 ай бұрын

    Your v-neck is a shape. It goes down all the time. @@tulokthebarbrarian2033

  • @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick
    @theoneandonlymichaelmccormick2 ай бұрын

    I wanna be in the Rad Dan Gang, man. Rad Dan is my man, man.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    That sort of thing is my bag baby

  • @ezzzzyyy
    @ezzzzyyy2 ай бұрын

    "But would you lose?" "Nah, id win" -John elden ring

  • @britical-hit9126
    @britical-hit91262 ай бұрын

    Honestly the radahn soldiers are the most metal of the bunch, ngl. Anywho Episode 3 of requesting the moongrum secret starting class.

  • @unironicallylikesranger7122

    @unironicallylikesranger7122

    2 ай бұрын

    He addressed it man, patrons vote no. Probably because it was a memorable starting class in the beta, and therefore isn’t really a *secret* starting class. Same goes for the Bloody Wolf. Also Tuloks not a shield guy, which is the most unique part of the kit, it’d end up mostly being stuff we’d seen before.

  • @britical-hit9126

    @britical-hit9126

    2 ай бұрын

    @@unironicallylikesranger7122 ain't gonna stop me from posting mate.

  • @ostenfelnextpbenshored
    @ostenfelnextpbenshored2 ай бұрын

    You read the weapon descriptions like Jeremy Wade of River Monsters would.

  • @therobbedsonofdan9774
    @therobbedsonofdan97742 ай бұрын

    You should do a gladiator run/Retiarius run, with the full duelist armor set, buckler and either a spear, or a small dagger. Bloodhound step, parry etc. That would be pretty Rad.

  • @ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg
    @ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg2 ай бұрын

    The DLC would add both 5 rememberences and probably 2 extra Factions. This video would be e x c e s s i v e l y l o n g

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I kind of like the idea of getting longer

  • @ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg

    @ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 longer and harder

  • @wolfwood770

    @wolfwood770

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@ThiagoCRocha-fh6lg Google becoming longer and harder on your work computer

  • @RealCutieMutie
    @RealCutieMutie2 ай бұрын

    Don't you hate when your boss make you pay (farm) for your uniform

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    If you can't provide your employees with a uniform, I don't think you should get to have a uniform policy

  • @sophiegavin1914
    @sophiegavin19142 ай бұрын

    Soldier of God, Rick is the real winner for those early drops 🏆

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Luck is such a factor in these

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746
    @satyasyasatyasya57462 ай бұрын

    What faction is like, the "this moustache guy is cute can i make him snacks?" because uh... yeh :D

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Probably Volcano Manor

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746

    @satyasyasatyasya5746

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 lol How is it living there? ;) Hot?

  • @derrikthegreat4133

    @derrikthegreat4133

    2 ай бұрын

    @@satyasyasatyasya5746 It's very hot there, I mean have you seen Bernahl? and Tanith? ...Oh, you meant like temperature. yeah, air's pretty spicy. long ride to the nearest supermarket. Nice view though!

  • @satyasyasatyasya5746

    @satyasyasatyasya5746

    2 ай бұрын

    @@derrikthegreat4133 haha not sure I'd notice the heat, standing next to our honorable digital host i'd be hot enough already hahahaaha

  • @owenb.730

    @owenb.730

    2 ай бұрын

    Least down bad tulok fan

  • @crusadrian5010
    @crusadrian50102 ай бұрын

    Gelmir Knight using the Eruption AoW on the Knights Greatsword would be a dope build to watch a run for!

  • @TheBunnyWizard
    @TheBunnyWizard2 ай бұрын

    2 and a half hour video!? It’s perfect!

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Eh, could be another hour or two honestly

  • @GermanoHDRGames

    @GermanoHDRGames

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 agree

  • @marvibun
    @marvibun2 ай бұрын

    In my very honest opinion, Soldiers of the Mouse, a Liam, will pull through. That's where i'm putting my money anyway.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    IT could squeak by

  • @Alexm920
    @Alexm9202 ай бұрын

    So many Tulok videos Human-Centipede'd together! This is just like Christmas morning. Also surprise TMBG, love it.

  • @snowman126
    @snowman1262 ай бұрын

    Looking forward for the secret long project for a while and it’s 2and a half hours of juicy content! Great work as always and ill have a nice long lunch

  • @jeovanniguzman2225
    @jeovanniguzman22252 ай бұрын

    I was just looking at your channel five minutes ago hoping for a new upload. The Demigods have smiled on me today!!

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    WE do our best!

  • @franklinwilliams9271
    @franklinwilliams9271Ай бұрын

    Dude this video is fantastic! Any chance we can get some more long form content like this? Ik it’s crazy work and kinda just sucks to make but they’re easily my favorite.

  • @matthijscalje4143
    @matthijscalje41432 ай бұрын

    Perfect! Another long Tulok &Mango video

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Long ones are just more satisfying

  • @matthijscalje4143

    @matthijscalje4143

    2 ай бұрын

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033 untrue. 5 minutes is fine, its all some people need to be satisfied.....

  • @citral3621
    @citral36212 ай бұрын

    1:26 :18 double entendre bc the yup adds to joke but also adds to it bc at this point he’s talking about how he has double the deaths and in that Office scene the cutaway is Pam saying “yup” to someone asking her snidely that her improvement was doubling her sales from 2 to 4. Great stuff

  • @davidmendez1836
    @davidmendez18362 ай бұрын

    i have so much respect for u doing this run over the course of like all of march. U are a beast and a demon and a dog.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    I've been told I have that dog in me

  • @Goosey_Loosey
    @Goosey_LooseyАй бұрын

    this is very impressive, i never thought i'd see someone make the game harder while using a shield but you did it, bravo!

  • @AshGorall
    @AshGorallАй бұрын

    Dude! Sledgehammer! I remember the Vertigo episode where he stood on a stool and looked at a picture of a mountain and started wigging out 😂😂😂 I’m so glad someone else mentioned it!

  • @hluccaskywalker8329
    @hluccaskywalker8329Ай бұрын

    I was genuinely surprised by the Redwall refernce, I loved that book when I first read it as a kid and didn't realize more than two people knew about it.

  • @ARR0WMANC3R
    @ARR0WMANC3R2 ай бұрын

    Hey there, I have an idea for a run: Pest threads. That's it. That's the build. Have fun.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    that build sounds nuts

  • @ARR0WMANC3R

    @ARR0WMANC3R

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 The best part about it is that you get to use pest threads!

  • @KingHolders
    @KingHolders2 ай бұрын

    in my first playthrough i used the lordsworns greatsword and claymore with fire affinity and it got me through the whole game, they're surprisingly good

  • @travismattingly1414
    @travismattingly14142 ай бұрын

    This was the best 2 and a half hours I ever spent at work. Thanks Phil

  • @TheGreatSquark
    @TheGreatSquark2 ай бұрын

    Kudos! This was a truly mammoth undertaking.

  • @samuelwilliams2266
    @samuelwilliams22662 ай бұрын

    Yo, i just noticed how close you are to 100k subs. Congratulations dude.

  • @garrettsweet9826
    @garrettsweet98262 ай бұрын

    Mad lads did it again. Good thing this zoom call that could have been an email is on my work computer, let's goooooo

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Tulok and Mango was made for your second monitor baby

  • @garrettsweet9826

    @garrettsweet9826

    2 ай бұрын

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033 some people raw dog life with no meds. I just have one monitor and a mobile device.

  • @camerongraves3607
    @camerongraves360714 күн бұрын

    The intro helped me. I couldn't get past that part of the erd tree

  • @BigWoobiez
    @BigWoobiez2 ай бұрын

    Let’s gooooooo! Now we get to watch what the stream was prepping

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    It's pretty wild

  • @ezekielpolston3630
    @ezekielpolston36302 ай бұрын

    A six in one!!!?? Couldn’t imagine deal like this anywhere else

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Google "Fitting six in one" on your work computer to find out more

  • @player3345yt
    @player3345yt2 ай бұрын

    Feel like the soldier of Rad Dahn is gonna do better. Can't wait to find out!

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Lion's claw just hits different

  • @joshvalenti9154
    @joshvalenti91542 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the big video it got me through building my warhammer. great vid.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    War Ham her? I hardly know her

  • @joshvalenti9154

    @joshvalenti9154

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 You said carry a what now?

  • @tealtea3352
    @tealtea33522 ай бұрын

    almost spat out my coffee at that "rick finishes fast" title card. Ya got me

  • @kadenpilon8675
    @kadenpilon86752 ай бұрын

    love all the long form videos!

  • @flurble
    @flurble2 ай бұрын

    Even though I haven't finished the video yet, I already know that I am going to watch all 2 and a half hours again tomorrow because it is clear to me that Phil has my best interest at heart by cutting 20 seconds from the video of Carian Study Hall

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    So true bestie

  • @xanderquinn6010
    @xanderquinn6010Ай бұрын

    the gelmir knight having the serpent hunter would actually be really cool because (if I remember correctly) it is why they died, they collectively decided (unionized) that their boss was crazy and they tried to kill him, that why serpent hunter is in rykards arena, they tried to kill him and failed, and that ghost that is in the hall way asking you to kill rykard was one of them.

  • @user-bl7vz9ct7u
    @user-bl7vz9ct7u2 ай бұрын

    Redwall by Brian Jacques... God that reference hit different. Read those books in like 2nd grade...brought back memories. Mad respect Tulok

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    That's way too young, those mice are violent AF

  • @user-bl7vz9ct7u

    @user-bl7vz9ct7u

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 To be fair, generally speaking it was one mouse blessed by the ghost of the defender of Redwall Abbey throughout time... The mice never struck first and one was chosen by said ghost to rise up as everyone's defender. The villains were portrayed as well... Villains. Predatory animals like cats, snakes, and wolves - all of which had their rat and ferret henchmen lol. THEY were the violent ones. Now to be fair I've been an avid reader all my life... I STARTED those books in 1st grade and had them finished by 3rd, with the biggest chunk of them read in 2nd. But it had a profound effect on my early life. The good guys were just normal people, living their lives and doing their best not to hurt anyone. When threatened, most of them were powerless or not violent in the least. One person ended up becoming a warrior in defense of the others. And when they did, it was revealed that they were a natural at it. Some people are hard wired by nature with the desire to protect the people around them, and that's OKAY. It's not for everyone, and more often than not they aren't needed that often (or at least in the daily life of normal people in America). But when they are... I'm one of the ones that will be willing to step up to the plate.

  • @jonahsampson4843
    @jonahsampson48432 ай бұрын

    We appreciate the big boi episode Phil.

  • @WhereIsIvory
    @WhereIsIvory2 ай бұрын

    See a gelmir knight run would be sick I love the armour set

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    It's some hotness

  • @WhereIsIvory

    @WhereIsIvory

    2 ай бұрын

    Just how we like it, I'll expect many work computer jokes

  • @Jonathin
    @Jonathin2 ай бұрын

    you could use the serpent hunter if you named the run after the ghost gelmir soldier probably 🫠

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Casper?

  • @PMux79
    @PMux792 ай бұрын

    I answer to your question on the Godskin Duo in the first run, there is a line you can unlock in BG3 where a Drell explains that a “grouping” of 5 or more people classifies it as an orgy, so by that logic it’s the Godskin Orgy

  • @girlhurtgirlkill
    @girlhurtgirlkill2 ай бұрын

    tulok long videos are the best!

  • @moricree5154
    @moricree51542 ай бұрын

    I felt like shit today but the boys swoop in and safe the day. Blessed be Rick

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    He is a soldier of god, of course he's blessed.

  • @jessedits_ae.p
    @jessedits_ae.p2 ай бұрын

    what a perfect timing, I needed this to distract me. Thanks

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey, look over here!

  • @PizzaCatCow3
    @PizzaCatCow32 ай бұрын

    1:58 :28 that kids menu joke is pure gold 🤣🤣

  • @yasmunna
    @yasmunna27 күн бұрын

    thank you for the fort haight jokes. i had a really difficult day but i laughed at all of the fort haight jokes in this video

  • @rdchris6556
    @rdchris65562 ай бұрын

    That rant about shopping in D&D spoke to my soul.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    There are dozens of us who don't like shopping! Dozens!

  • @catchemgaming
    @catchemgaming2 ай бұрын

    1:52 :30 I been waiting for the full house music all video 😂😂😭

  • @jhok123
    @jhok1232 ай бұрын

    I did the same run and had an absolute blast. Made me really appreciate square off.

  • @orimisprime1558
    @orimisprime15582 ай бұрын

    Your videos never fail to entertain! 45:00 Why'd you have to do the Killers dirty like that, but that aside each of the "coming" jokes made my little Adult immature brain laugh like no tomorrow!

  • @itamarfrankental5896
    @itamarfrankental58962 ай бұрын

    Thanks for the long run(s) this week❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Of course!

  • @dsanchez23fight
    @dsanchez23fight2 ай бұрын

    The Ten reference?! In the year of our lord the current year? Best KZreadr awarded

  • @user-zv8bz8im2x
    @user-zv8bz8im2x2 ай бұрын

    Thank you. love the long vidd

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Long live the laugh love long vid

  • @DankLink420
    @DankLink4202 ай бұрын

    49:45 are you ok Tulok that was very specific 😂😂😂😊

  • @user-ns7uz9uz1m
    @user-ns7uz9uz1m2 ай бұрын

    So like that gelmir knight sound kinda cool using the Volcano manor sorceries and eruption that would be fire

  • @aliceplanque
    @aliceplanque2 ай бұрын

    Team Halligtree ❤️

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    WE love an underdog here

  • @theshadow5200
    @theshadow52002 ай бұрын

    I actually think that’s why theirs no gelmir knights they where all sacrificed to the god devouring serpent either before rykard joined with it or after they conjoined

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    oh 100%

  • @raptorxrise5386

    @raptorxrise5386

    2 ай бұрын

    Yep. What do you think all the corpses in rykards arena are?

  • @dragonspider275
    @dragonspider2752 ай бұрын

    dang so this is the long run. worth.

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah... no it isn't

  • @brianwallace2038
    @brianwallace20382 ай бұрын

    Oh, that's a big video. Here we go

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah, it's an impressive size, but it's not quite the king. That's coming later, so this is just the queen. Google "Size Queen Tulok" on your work computer to find out more

  • @edwardottenheimer
    @edwardottenheimer2 ай бұрын

    GOD HELP ME PHIL! Two and a half hours is crazy but I’m so glad. Thank you so much you get me through my math class much love brother :)

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Hey, pay attention in class, watch this at work!

  • @Shark_Rock
    @Shark_Rock5 күн бұрын

    19:56 okay, Godskin Clergy is a badass Name.

  • @Thewindiest11
    @Thewindiest112 ай бұрын

    We need a crit build with Executionar's greataxe (highest crit in the game)

  • @Whyit02
    @Whyit022 ай бұрын

    You can get rid of the stupid knight shield badge by altering the armor and wearing the crimson or navy hood, confessor hood, or the envoy crown

  • @karlschlackwhitehouse7676
    @karlschlackwhitehouse76762 ай бұрын

    hey, it's the video that took way longer that expected

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Yeah... definitely this one

  • @pafunciobatista8244
    @pafunciobatista82442 ай бұрын

    bro really just dropped 6 videos for the price of one today, bless

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    It's a video centipede

  • @pafunciobatista8244

    @pafunciobatista8244

    2 ай бұрын

    @@tulokthebarbrarian2033 hot

  • @lronjack
    @lronjack2 ай бұрын

    I did a couple runs in this vein and actually really enjoyed Godrick Knight. Partisan and Gilded Greatshield kinda slaps

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    Partisan is the best spell casting seal in the game

  • @nishihii
    @nishihii2 ай бұрын

    love being a part of the tulok and mango cult

  • @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    @tulokthebarbrarian2033

    2 ай бұрын

    It's pretty cool ,right?

  • @nishihii

    @nishihii

    2 ай бұрын

    pretty awesome sauce, even.

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