And Tolkien said orcs could not make anything beautiful

@MsXizan

5 жыл бұрын

Ordinary orcs couldnlt...but the farming Orcs probably could.

@Bluecho4

5 жыл бұрын

Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

@firepower7017

5 жыл бұрын

2prize You anime shall not oppress the slavs anymore!

@Sharky4152

5 жыл бұрын

@savage642 peasantry

@Hablagrabla

5 жыл бұрын

@@MsXizan Holy shit, that was pretty sublime notion. I love this. Tolkien left much up for debate. And you kind of gave me new fuel for this line of thinking and speculations. Thank you Angela!

“What’s your favorite part of lotr?” “The part where Sam starts a race war” “The what?”

@post-leftluddite

3 жыл бұрын

In the books they're just different groups of orcs, and they begin fighting on their own without any prodding

@williamfranklin860

3 жыл бұрын

@Kuku V.2 Hehehehe...

@williamfranklin860

3 жыл бұрын

@Kuku V.2 I wholeheartedly agree on both accounts.

@RealSkelzore

3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@dusanradin5868

3 жыл бұрын

@Stock Name Word slave have no connection with Slav's.In original,we ALL we're known as Serbs,not Slav's.

“Singing off key, that’s a whipping. Singing out of turn, that’s a whipping. Singing without being whipped, oh you better believe that’s a whipping.”

@Golden_glow

Жыл бұрын

lol I can hear the Simpsons reference 😂😂 “thats a paddling” 😂😂😂

@heartysquid

Жыл бұрын

Jasper Orksly

@kurtbarlow9402

11 ай бұрын

​@@Golden_glow Disparaging the Boot is a bootable offense

@TheAVPMAN

10 ай бұрын

i lold

@brianjordan3841

9 ай бұрын

Hahahahahahahahahahaha hehehehehehehehehehe… ok ok u got me with that line deep breath… oh boy

Military training in Mordor: 10% combat, 5% survival, 85% concert band

"Where there's a whip, there's a way!" - The anthem of Amazon fulfillment center employees.

@fjccommish

5 жыл бұрын

Nobody forces them to work there.

@neinherman9989

5 жыл бұрын

@@fjccommish no, just crippling debt and lack of other options in a cut-throat free market economy is keeping them there.

@fjccommish

5 жыл бұрын

@@neinherman9989 Someone forced them to get into debt?

@brettjohnson536

5 жыл бұрын

fjvideo Anyone who’s ever used that argument should have the word “moron” forcefully tattooed onto their forehead.

@TheAnalatheist

5 жыл бұрын

Wagie wagie, works in cagie.

I like the part where samwise starts a race war to escape at the end

@andrewgodly5739

4 жыл бұрын

It seems the species war has been going on for some time. The moment was already tense, he just escalated it. Also he did it so they dont die when they're soon discovered and ultimately to save the world

@dickJohnsonpeter

4 жыл бұрын

Pretty sure it was a joke guys.

@BennysGamingAttic

4 жыл бұрын

RAAAACE WAAAAAR

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

#orclivesmatter

@petergriffintv8315

4 жыл бұрын

@@Rockstopmotion based

Old whipper there was a really decent commander. He sees two deserters, and instead of punishing them for a crime that usually carries the death penalty, he feeds them and puts them among his own troops with barely even a harsh word. While making sure to keep close by to stop any repeats. Give this orc a promotion.

@finnianquail8881

4 ай бұрын

He's also pretty good at keeping rhythm

@warlordofbritannia

4 ай бұрын

He’s reached divine understanding that “where there’s a whip, there’s a way”

@spkanava

4 ай бұрын

1980

@theylivewesleep.5139

4 ай бұрын

At that point Mordor had lost Isengard as an ally and I think the witch king as well, so they kind of needed as many bodies as they could muster. Also I’m pretty sure Sauron doesn’t just kill deserters. He likely just reasserts their slavery.

@dmitriibobrov7264

4 ай бұрын

To a Shtrafbat

This makes the Orcs seem much more like people rather than faceless enemies. In the live action movies, there was a similar moment when the Orcs were complaining to each other.

@chaospacemarine8330

11 ай бұрын

Or when they "torment" Merry by giving him grog instead of water and they all start laughing at him coughing like mad.

@trinefanmel

10 ай бұрын

I agree! You almost feel sorry for them because they would rather be almost anywhere else at this point... In the top-down marching scenes (eg 0:27 & 1:02), there's even one Orc who's staring up at the sky and dragging his bundle behind him wearing an expression that screams 'Please end me.'

@theylivewesleep.5139

6 ай бұрын

I always liked in the books when they give merry and pippin a swig of their Orky spirits.

@condedooku9750

4 ай бұрын

@@trinefanmel At the end of the day the Orcs are also slaves of the Dark Lord, their destinies are in the hands of Sauron, they are just the cannon fodder of his armies, which must obey or face death, and as Gandalf himself said of Sauron: "I pity even his slaves."

@FCTH597

3 ай бұрын

I remember reading scenes like this in the books

Well, I guess you could call this an ... ORChestra.

@tukkajumala

9 жыл бұрын

Your comment was... instrumental. Well played.

@dukeskunk

9 жыл бұрын

I need to aCHOIR a copy of this film.

@codycaldwell4612

9 жыл бұрын

You get a cookie.

@lexicon4886

9 жыл бұрын

LOL

@ImNotReallyHere36

9 жыл бұрын

You guys are so punny.

Visual representation of Amazon warehouse workers.

@SarenArielle

3 жыл бұрын

💀 😂

@thegrinch0614

3 жыл бұрын

Deaceased!!!!!

@SukatoKjolen

3 жыл бұрын

Not according to all the Amazon employees that they allow to post on their social media account for some reason.

@NA-AN

3 жыл бұрын

@@SukatoKjolen Amazon work conditions say otherwise (to your comment).

@roundabout468

3 жыл бұрын

@@NA-AN He's joking, saying Amazon only allow positive posts on their acc.

Never have I seen an group sing so joyously about being whipped and marching all day

@nosferatadentata965

Жыл бұрын

Kinky bastards

@warlordofbritannia

11 ай бұрын

You’re missing out

@RequiemPoete

10 ай бұрын

Lol. Military cadence is supposed to keep you going past exhaustion.

@Palindrome78

9 ай бұрын

This is the kind of propaganda Ron DeSantis is trying to push in Florida schools, about slavery. "It was beneficial! They sang about how much they loved being enslaved!!!"

@richardjames1812

7 ай бұрын

And all night. And more.

The fact that this video was posted during the first full year of youtube is just showing how much of a rad song it is!

@joshuamccann1092

3 ай бұрын

Holy shi- I hadn't even noticed how old it was

@DarthZevrel66

3 ай бұрын

You just made me feel old

@VaryaEQ

3 ай бұрын

Yeah, it just popped up on my recommendeds, and "17 years ago". Didn't realise KZread was that old. Makes me feel old... 😶😶

@vortex_master

Ай бұрын

KZread was founded in 2005 (bc of JT and Janet Jackson's superbowl performance a year before). This was published two years later. Not saying your wrong on how epic this song is, it's been in my mind since the 90s, but that's because of VHS not KZread.

“When the whip is swung with anger, we all sing a banger.”

@Peafoot

4 жыл бұрын

yes

@patrickglover7506

4 жыл бұрын

Nay nay nay.

@unscripted483

4 жыл бұрын

@@themanonthewall he probably just made it up

@mrgodguy8047

4 жыл бұрын

- Chris O’ Neil

@insertnamehere6609

4 жыл бұрын

Justin Phillips 0:24 and 1:24 and 2:29

Frodo: "We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!" The orc: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't hear that."

@nullvoid564

3 жыл бұрын

Apparently people who don't have English as a first language pretend they only speak English to fuck with their own kind. Its like being in a foreign country or around foreigners who think you look enough like somebody from their country and think you are bullshitting them when you say you don't speak the language. so i guess he assumed the similar thing here

@isaiahwolftail867

3 жыл бұрын

Im more surprised they got found so that means when they march they have orcs or uruks with a whip scanning every nook n crany and behind every rock n boulder.

@aleksanderlenartowicz5659

3 жыл бұрын

@@isaiahwolftail867 You gotta have scouts when marching an army, or you will get ambushed and destroyed

@TheMrMeng

3 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you roll a natural 20 on your disguise check.

@martinivers489

3 жыл бұрын

Yes and why not? It's the least stressful way for him.

I honestly think Tolkien would have whole heartedly approved of this song. Music and poetry are sprinkled throughout The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings books and it would have gone well along side "Down, Down to Goblin Town" which is a song he created and wrote into 'The Hobbit'.

@paul16451

Жыл бұрын

Then again, maybe there is a reason the producers waited until he died before filming this...🤣🤣

@99jean88

Жыл бұрын

Tolkien describes everything the dark faction has in language, culture and culinary as foul. This music has a self depreciating humor that's too high spirit for Mordor.

@pharaohsmagician8329

11 ай бұрын

He would have loved it. It's sad how this fandom is dominated by Elitism. People wanna brag about how their love for LOTR is more authentic than others lol screw what that old dead guy thinks, play Shadow of Mordor!

@madlad2200

10 ай бұрын

@@99jean88 the contents of the song itself is just foul tho

@voxpopuli7910

6 ай бұрын

​@@pharaohsmagician8329Rings of power proved the elitists right.

During basic training in the late 90's we got it a LOT of trouble for using this as a marching cadence when allowed to march without immediate supervision. It was SO worth it :)

@violenceislife1987

Ай бұрын

Awesome

@abooga8

4 күн бұрын

No way, not for a song this beautiful!

This song slaps more than it should considering it's an anthem of forced labor

@HarvestMoonHowl

4 жыл бұрын

"How was work today?" "Oh, you know. Our platoon overseer kept cracking his whip and we were singing about it. Want to go out for Italian, tonight?"

@alexm4202

4 жыл бұрын

Want another slave song that slaps? kzread.info/dash/bejne/n4SIpdNsfMzAg6g.html

@caleb9271

4 жыл бұрын

@@alexm4202 I was hoping to god that would be We All Lift Together, and I was not disappointed

@jonw9791

4 жыл бұрын

Does bang a bit this tune ngl

@skycastrum5803

4 жыл бұрын

Think of the people actually dealing with the forced labor. If you're forced to do it, may as well do it to something catchy.

Mozart and Beethoven have been real quiet since this legend dropped

@murkyhydra6351

4 жыл бұрын

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran bro when? So sad

@murkyhydra6351

4 жыл бұрын

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran dang. Sad 😪

@thefutureisnowoldman7653

3 жыл бұрын

@@murkyhydra6351 Nah they faked it they both in cuba right now

@conq1273

3 жыл бұрын

@@thefutureisnowoldman7653 You sure it's not Argentina?

@xekussy

3 жыл бұрын

@Shasvin Puvanesvaran wooosh

I love how the orc general musically times the use of his whip

@testodude

6 ай бұрын

I think the whip is largely for threats and music. He caught Sam and Frodo slacking, and he never laid the whip on them.

The fact that hobits can be mistaken for orcs and that this movie, while not selling it perfectly, still manages to convey it fairly well like when Samwise is stamping and singing is really interesting.

@joeligma4721

3 ай бұрын

I mean in the books they're both similar height and both have those weird ears

@Dolguldur93

3 ай бұрын

they should be dirt as well, and I mean some say that orcs are elfs but corrupted by the dark lord so maybe goblins are hobbits XD

@wingedflyingforce5139

2 ай бұрын

Orcs & goblins ARE the same thing. But Tolkien says orcs are closer to man than elf. And since hobbits are strongly related to humans, there is room for theories...​@@Dolguldur93

@TonyBlunt-sy4gm

Ай бұрын

@vazak11 we didn't care about all that back then. This Cartoon-Movie was a MASTERPIECE and also ENTERTAINING to kids AND adults. We didn't CARE about all the "diversifying details" and shit back then. A good movie was just A GOOD MOVIE! Not a bunch of ppl whining about what's so "offensive" about it or how "it sends the wrong message". Good movie were JUST THAT to us... GOOD MOVIES!

So their boss is cool with them literally singing about how they hate him

@mj91212

4 жыл бұрын

Okay with it? He probably ordered them to.

@Lordeightbane

4 жыл бұрын

He cool with because he’s whipping them

@LedosKell

4 жыл бұрын

Better they vent it off in song than conspire against him.

@ThomasWilson4

4 жыл бұрын

You ever heard of old slave songs? Which obviously this is very reminiscent of lyrically. Also they're saying that the whip is making them find a way to do what they need to do so I don't think whoever's cracking it has a problem.

@chaindrivesumner9470

4 жыл бұрын

kinda how chateys are. Like Tom says "better to let em vent" and also play a little to deal with the exhaustion and blisters.

Maybe if Sauron hadn't been so concerned with making sure his Orcs could sing so well, the war might have gone better

@andrewphillips4681

2 жыл бұрын

In the words of abridged lord chilled before he died, "Got to style all over our opponents"

@benogle4951

2 жыл бұрын

Ooooooof

@SorowFame

2 жыл бұрын

@@benogle4951 apparently “ooooooof” in English is “ooooooof”. Good to know, thanks google.

@benogle4951

2 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame nice, it has done that for me too

@user-md9wp8qu7q

2 жыл бұрын

@@SorowFame actually in Russian it’s ооооооо(being sure to make know)

This animated scene always makes me feel so sympathetic to the poor orcs. The song is also very catchy!

@kappasquid

Жыл бұрын

I mean, I see where you're coming from. But they also start fighting allies at the drop of a hat with no care as to who or why. I don't think they are as willing to not fight as they proclaim in their song...

@nicholasvellios6555

Жыл бұрын

@@kappasquid If you'd been marching all day and someone used a racial slur towards you and pushed your leader over, I'm sure you'd be quite angry too lol.

@blazergamer6425

3 ай бұрын

​@@nicholasvellios6555Tired and angry soldiers are quick to violence, not the kind for a battle but for a quick brawl yea

This being 17 years old really makes this a classic

If I was Peter Jackson I would've filmed this for deleted scenes

@MMadesen

4 жыл бұрын

He has, its in the extended edition. Not exactly like this, but pretty similar.

@tomtommerson6320

4 жыл бұрын

@@MMadesen yeah I saw that. But I was talking about the song.

@DocWolph

4 жыл бұрын

Probably during their march to Helm's Deep.

@catemcd5606

3 жыл бұрын

That would have been magnificent

@mansamusa1743

3 жыл бұрын

Travis they have a scene where they get mistaken for orcs but sadly no song. 0/10 horrible movie

The entirety of LOTR jammed into a single animated film, cutting away precious scenes, characters and story beats, and they choose to leave in the jazzy slave march song of the orcs? I love it

@user-zg5ey5xo9i

4 жыл бұрын

That only Return of the King not the whole lotr.

@The1337Duke

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-zg5ey5xo9i Severin, Do you know what movie this is from? I though it was the Ralph Bakshi Movie from 78, but then I saw it, and it has a wholly different style, and ends at the battle of Helm's deep. I'd love to see this one too

@user-zg5ey5xo9i

4 жыл бұрын

@@The1337Duke It's from 'The Return of the King'(1980) made by Jules Bass and Arthur Rankin. The same people did The Hobbit from 1977.

@The1337Duke

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-zg5ey5xo9i Hey thanks, also, I love the fact that you're using the Fuþark for your username,

@greendude7650

4 жыл бұрын

There's too many songs in this and the orc's look stupid and Man is having a hard time killing these little things?! It's kinda retarded.

The line where he says ''We don't wanna go to war today! But the Lord of the Lash says: "nay, nay, nay!" it breathes humanity (elventish) into them. It mean they aren't all mindless berserkers that think about killining 100% of the time. They want to relax, they want to have fun some times.

@doge7906

Жыл бұрын

Yeah most orks were in the mountains doing random things or building before the war began

@spkanava

4 ай бұрын

1980

@KrimzonFlygon1

3 ай бұрын

Dey…dey _don’t always think about killin’?!_ WOT KINDA SAD EXCUSE FOR ORCS ARE DEZE GITS?! ORCS ARE MADE FER FIGHTIN’AND WINNIN’! WAAAAAAAAGH!

@gasfrommyanusi0i594

3 ай бұрын

@@KrimzonFlygon1 ya right ya git! Nothin' beats a gud krumpin' and stompin'. Oy grot! Get me my Dakka, no not that one the one with MORE Dakka on it!!

@MoMoV0x

2 ай бұрын

This comment got waaaay to less likes ​@@gasfrommyanusi0i594

Samwise just said “Me personally, I wouldn't take that level of disrespect.”

Frodo: help I'm dying I can't continue Sam: this song is ass

@rgderen88

2 жыл бұрын

Damn. You just made me dislike Sam, this song is a banger.

@Awkci_gaming

2 жыл бұрын

Sam focussing on what's important.

@Wavemaninawe

Жыл бұрын

Squad leader - Watch me whip. Troops - Watch me nae nae. Sam - Bollocks!!

@borger298

Жыл бұрын

Based samwise

@idiotcube

5 ай бұрын

Sam: Also, what's the deal with Orc food?

[Speech 100] And you call yourself an Orc?!

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

[Cannibalism] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

@jozi2272

3 жыл бұрын

[Black Widow] Damn, you know how good that human general looks?

@shadysam7161

3 жыл бұрын

@@jozi2272 what about us confirmed bachelor's?

@jorgesanchez4714

3 жыл бұрын

@@jozi2272 Assume the position

@xandan1668

3 жыл бұрын

[Child at heart] BONE EM!

I love how the orcs look absolutely adorable

“We cannot cross. They have taken the road and the sidewalk. We cannot cross…whips, whips in the deep. They are coming.”

@violenceislife1987

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂 this wins

Those foolish men were so distracted by our singing, my whipping, and our rhythmic foot stamping, that they never stood a chance!

@josgretf2800

3 жыл бұрын

I admire your work.

@unclestone8406

3 жыл бұрын

Utter Mordor _madlad._

@IvoryTower779

3 жыл бұрын

Left, Right, Left, Right, Left

@frostyflames7864

3 жыл бұрын

You call yourself an orc?!

@thelordofthelash8692

3 жыл бұрын

@@frostyflames7864 You're right! RAAaaagh!!

Sam and Frodo failed their stealth checks, then passed their persuasion check.

@carltheincels6641

4 жыл бұрын

And utilitize there disguise check

@nigelsmedley7737

4 жыл бұрын

He thinks we're orcs CHA+20

@IoanCenturion

4 жыл бұрын

Bards in a nutshell

@rogerjolly1358

4 жыл бұрын

@@nigelsmedley7737 Thats funny. In 90% of the cases you throw a 1 if someone mistakes you for an orc. :D

@burpostockings

4 жыл бұрын

"And you call yourself an orc!?" rolls a 3. "Youre right!"

This song fucking rules so hard for no reason

Over 20 years and I still can't get this damned song out of my head🤯😪

@lyndseysheffer

Ай бұрын

For REAL!

*Frodo:* I'm physically and mentally exhausted. Every step I take is one of pain and suffering. I fear I might soon collapse if things keep going on like this. *Sam:* Personally, I'm not a big fan of their music, or their food.

@stevekagy4644

2 жыл бұрын

The fate of the free world hangs by a thread. Frodo is near death. Sauron's oppressive will dominates all. Sam: I'd prefer a Hobbit song.

@issacclark1045

2 жыл бұрын

Sam was always the real OG

@scratchyass2369

2 жыл бұрын

Sam's best character status continues to endure.

@warlordofbritannia

2 жыл бұрын

Sam best boi confirmed

@ManiacMayhem7256

2 жыл бұрын

Nice pfp

They didn’t have to give this a disco beat. They knew what they were doing.

@BobbyB1928

4 жыл бұрын

@Champiness this version of return of the king came out in 1980 when disco was slowly dying out.

@MansLaughter365

4 жыл бұрын

That's why the bad guys are singing disco Because everybody hates disco

@KingBobXVI

4 жыл бұрын

The Jackson movies paid homage to it even, in the extended cut they include the part where they follow the orcs around, and just before they get caught by the marching troupe you can hear their footsteps and they mimic the sound of the drums here.

@CoolKidX85

4 жыл бұрын

@@KingBobXVI Wait, what part in which movie is that specifcally?

@skycastrum5803

4 жыл бұрын

What they were doing was making a catchy song humanizing a fantasy race. But really, the people on drawing comparisons in the last hundred years are kidding themselves. This is for more relatable to feudal societies and "lords" forcing peasants into armies.

Kids today don't realize that back in my day, if us old nerds wanted to watch anything adapted from Tolkien, it was the Rankin & Bass Hobbit TV special, then the Ralph Bakshi Lord of the Rings movie that only went through the end of The Two Towers, then back to TV for the Rankin & Bass Return of the King special. Giving us things like "Frodo of the Nine Fingers", "Where There's a Whip There's a Way", "Far Over the Misty Mountain Cold", and other such classics. Now I need to go defend my lawn, there's orcs on it again. Off! Off I Say!

Ok, im going to say it. This entire sequence/song is better than the entirety of Rings Of Power.

@-SRM-

Жыл бұрын

Facts.

"We're in luck! He thinks we're orcs!" "Um, I'm standing right here guys. I can hear you."

@CPlovesGS

2 жыл бұрын

Lmbo your Killin me bro.....🤣🤣🤣🤣

@foxymetroid

2 жыл бұрын

How do you think he found them in the first place? What is it with characters talking loudly when they're trying to hide from a foe mere yards away?

@davyjones3755

2 жыл бұрын

Well orc aren't that smart

@Gimili10

2 жыл бұрын

Well, this wasn't a very good movie.

@keatonburton5636

2 жыл бұрын

Luck? Good sir, we're gonna be marching with a whole blinking army back to Cirith Ungol, where we started from! Yeah, so get goin'!

At least the boss is contributing to the beat with his whip.

@zanzeron4277

3 жыл бұрын

Rhythmic whipping is actually a strategic thing with stuff like marching and labor. Ever go on a run and start focusing on the rhythm of your breath? In a march, it keeps them in constant movement and in coordination. Its like a twisted, evil drumset.

@thelordofthelash8692

3 жыл бұрын

Where there's a whip there's a way!

@PickleJello

3 жыл бұрын

He's not going to let a song about how much they hate him get in the way of a funky beat.

@Arachnomen

3 жыл бұрын

Haha, this made me laugh out loud!

@zorro456

3 жыл бұрын

Better than my RL Boss.

This has no right being this good.

Partial Mobilization for special military operation.

@J.Kunda98

2 ай бұрын

We don't wanna go to Ukraine today but Putin says NAY NAY NAY

I guess we're not going to talk about how well orcs sing.

@stevencolborne6845

3 жыл бұрын

The miracle of the singing orcs is not how well they sing, but that they sing at all

@JulioLenin88

3 жыл бұрын

Well. They used to be elfs

@toxicbob2000

3 жыл бұрын

The Hobbit cartoon by this same studio already had them drop two absolute bangers so

@guypierson5754

3 жыл бұрын

@@toxicbob2000 Hey I heard MANY years ago a song by the goblins when they take Bilbo hostage, where the orcs n goblins have Russian accents and sing a weird song, I think it was a BBC production... you got any leads?

@PhilBagels

3 жыл бұрын

This particular song was made up for this movie, but it is based on what actually happened in the books. However, orcs do in fact sing. They do so in The Hobbit (in the book, not just the movie). "Fifteen Birds in Five Fir Trees"

Sam knew exactly what he was doing when he started that race war. Just listen to that enthusiasm when he says "this is it!" *He's done this before.*

@shadowstrider8295

3 жыл бұрын

Well why do you think Elves and Dwarves hate each other?

@errortryagainlater4240

3 жыл бұрын

@@shadowstrider8295 nvm Sauron, the biggest threat to peace on Middle Earth is obviously Sam.

@zackkilgore528

2 жыл бұрын

Now I’m imaging Sam being responsible for the 1970s race riots

@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472

Жыл бұрын

@@zackkilgore528 Sam orchestrated the Armenian genocide

@zackkilgore528

Жыл бұрын

@@idonhaveanyideawhattocallm1472 that bastard!

They may be horrific corruptions of elvenkind, but between this and "Choice of Evils" *orcs can REALLY harmonize!*

@PWaldo-lw2ds

Жыл бұрын

Fifteen Birds from the Hobbit movie. Technically goblins, but I believe they're adjacent, at least in terms of LOTR... Something about goblins being a sub-species of orc, if I remember.

@tiamatmichellehart6821

Жыл бұрын

@@PWaldo-lw2ds Another fine example. Songs and speeches (at least with Eowyn) may be among the only things Rankin/Bass did better than Peter Jackson, but they're enough to recommend watching *both* versions of the Return of the King and (especially) the Hobbit!

@simbiotesnus1013

Жыл бұрын

@@PWaldo-lw2ds In Tolkien's books, goblin and orc are synonymous.

@beastwarsFTW

2 ай бұрын

​@@simbiotesnus1013 I thought orcs were the smaller ones that work for the war machine and goblins are big guys that live in deep caves.

The unofficial "Going-to-work-sleep-deprived" national anthem.

If they only had meat on their menu instead of maggoty bread.

@benthomason3307

3 жыл бұрын

how does a slice of bread get infested with maggots in the first place? flies lay their eggs in meat.

@seankane8628

3 жыл бұрын

Weevil larvae are also maggots and they live in bread

@Buroogamon

3 жыл бұрын

What about Them? there fresh!

@ambersummer2685

3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣

@AF-tv6uf

3 жыл бұрын

*for three stinking days*

I just realised that when Frodo says “I can’t continue” and sam says “I’d rather be singing a hobbit song”, sam thinks Frodo means he can’t continue with the song 😂

@JonatasAdoM

Жыл бұрын

This is just too good

@void-creature

Жыл бұрын

Clearly Sam has no taste in good music

@neglectfulsausage7689

Жыл бұрын

And mordor is just murder misspelled.

@thegrimmretails3777

9 ай бұрын

Taking it literally, sure. I could interpret it as Sam trying to keep Frodo's spirits up with a bit of light humor.

@JeanLucCaptain

8 ай бұрын

He lacks the Orcs singing Skillz🤣

"You're flat, Gorbag. You and your whole flea-bitten band are flat, and I won't have it!" "Flat? hi! hoi! Shagrat says we're flat, boys! Well I says he's been sharp the whole time!"

@warlordofbritannia

Жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

“We don’t wanna go to work today, But the lord of the cash says NAY NAY NAY, We’re gonna work all day, all day, all day Where there’s a wage there’s a way”

@coolkid9967

Жыл бұрын

The lord of the lash * Like lashing someone with a whip

@Gremlin787

Жыл бұрын

​@@coolkid9967Não entende piada?

@jacobkuchavik9367

Жыл бұрын

@@coolkid9967 It’s a song parody man. I wrote it because jobs often make me feel like these orcs marching off to war reluctantly. We are the slaves of the dark lord’s horde, and the dark lord is daddy dollar.

@coolkid9967

Жыл бұрын

@@jacobkuchavik9367 ohhhhh lol

@Gamydrop

3 ай бұрын

for we are the slaves to our coorrr perateeee loords

"not enough singing" is definitely my biggest criticism of peter jackson's lord of the rings trilogy

@biggle_man

4 жыл бұрын

actually a valid criticism... the books are full of poems and songs completely absent in the movies

@leighbelk769

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: He actually was gonna put this song in the movie, but decided to cut it.

@lberghaus

4 жыл бұрын

@@biggle_man i skip all those when i'm reading the book because i can't hear the song, so it is just awkward reading.

@TheRicosuave94

4 жыл бұрын

They tried it in The Hobbit Movies, made it look too Disney. TLOTR were fine without it

@Jon-wm3wp

4 жыл бұрын

I dont wanna live in a the same world with you. Lotr is very fine without singing

“I’d rather be singing a good ol’ hobbit song myself” You just can’t appreciate good music, Samwise the hipster.

@mouseburger4183

4 жыл бұрын

You can keep your fancy ale. You can drink it by the flaggon. But the only brew for the brave and true is down at the green dragon

@davididiart5934

4 жыл бұрын

@@mouseburger4183 Hey! Ho! To the bottle I go! To heal my heart and drown my woe! Rain may fall, or wind may blow, and there still be... many miles to go!

@mouseburger4183

4 жыл бұрын

@@davididiart5934 lol I love the lord of the rings community.

@melmog3765

4 жыл бұрын

The Flaggon with the Dragon, has the pellet with the poison. The Chalice with the Palace, has the brew that is true.

@Fishandchipsguvnah

4 жыл бұрын

>good >hobbit song pick one

One of the things I always loved about this movie was how, despite the villains being really ugly, they had such wonderful singing voices.

When I worked in an iron plant, a few of us guys would start this banger up.

“Where there’s a whip, there’s a way,” Said the director of the sound effects team for Johnny Test.

@bucketgeared7639

4 жыл бұрын

Sorry I can’t hear you over the immense amount of whip cracks

@TheEmperorHyperion

4 жыл бұрын

Frodo Test.

@hollowgetsuga425

4 жыл бұрын

I’d like to imagine he just had a clip on his phone of this song and played it everytime someone questioned what sound effect to use for anything in that show.

@glonk1535

3 жыл бұрын

@@hollowgetsuga425 I like to imagine he had a whip just for this case

@Walamonga1313

3 жыл бұрын

Idgi

Frodo, scared stiff - "Omg they're killing each other!" Sam - "First race war, huh?"

@damnitchloeagain2

3 жыл бұрын

We've had one yet...what about second race war?

@chompythebeast

3 жыл бұрын

@@damnitchloeagain2 "Don't think he knows about Helter Skelter, Pip."

@Melphas

2 жыл бұрын

@@damnitchloeagain2 well it wasn't a race war, the orcs that had Frodo just started fighting for Frodo's coat till there were only two left.

@istvanmolnar1697

2 жыл бұрын

No, not first time!

@y.r._

Жыл бұрын

Race war, huh? That would explain where the black hobbits and dwarves went after the second age

I didn't know orcs were this groovy. Maybe they aren't so evil after all

The song that plays in every fastfood workers mind as they clock in. "Where there's a McWhip, there's a McWay."🃏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

The lashings will continue until morale improves.

@willlacey7621

4 жыл бұрын

lololol this is a funny comment

@joechristianson1143

4 жыл бұрын

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@seawind930

4 жыл бұрын

Only Kinky whippings do that.

@chaosdweller

4 жыл бұрын

That like doesn't make any sense man lol

@chaosdweller

4 жыл бұрын

@Cole Tynan oh ok thx, I'm living in a third world country or "camp" oh hell idk? What I'm supposed to call it, but the conditions are extremely poor, and I was just making sure you werent a real life invisible slave driver. Shu what a relief

*_"And you call yourself an_** ORC?!"* DAAAAAMN! Even I felt that one!

@GM-kp7yw

2 жыл бұрын

He was right though. Those humans thought they could push him around, and it would be sign of weakness to let it go

@Franky566

Жыл бұрын

@@angham3829 do you people ever stop? we are talking about frog people from an interperuitation of writings from an insane person who whent through a world war.

@Th3BigBoy

Жыл бұрын

@@angham3829Thanks brother. These words were useful to me. Beautiful.

@misterwhalrus7334

Жыл бұрын

All men who walk in the Lord's shadow appear mad to the world, for they oppose its rulers

@101Volts

Жыл бұрын

@@Franky566 He / She isn't really hurting anyone. Also, you gotta admit, a single Bible reply takes up far less space than a 10 year old who ruined a comment section with 6 replies that say nothing except "E" or a heap of keyboard mash.

This has lived rent free in my head since i was a kid

Strangely sympathetic to the orcs

@Pleasestoptalkingthanks

2 ай бұрын

Theyre a pitiable bunch. Arent they basically just a slave race? Theyve gotta be miserable.

@ianfinrir8724

2 ай бұрын

​@@PleasestoptalkingthanksYou can pity them, but don't forget that even without the Dark Lord's influence they'd still be evil.

When you have a college paper do tomorrow

@evolvedape2161

5 жыл бұрын

Maniac Magge due* Usually I would let it go, but since you’re working on a paper that may be important.

@whoknowswhocares885

5 жыл бұрын

Wait. You whip yourself?!

@kinggoldcatter9932

5 жыл бұрын

WhoKnownsAndWhoCares? Don’t kink shame

@LordTalax

5 жыл бұрын

Yeah because scribbling on a paper is just like going to die in combat

@rainthesomber

5 жыл бұрын

So true in my life right now...

What if you wanted to go to Mordor, But the Lord of the lash said NAY NAY NAY!!!

@Snapshot_the_Mad_Hatter

3 жыл бұрын

Guess we’ll have to march all day all day all daaaaaaaaayyyy!!!!

@braydenhill4033

3 жыл бұрын

where there’s a whip there’s a way

@paulmccain4783

3 жыл бұрын

A crack on the back says there’s a way

@causeofcurse

3 жыл бұрын

We're gonna march all day and night, and more.

@poppywilkinson5820

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

'Looks like the beat's back in the venue, boys!'

I'm impressed by the orcs sense of harmony. During the chorus, there are two distinct lines/melodies being repeated; one in a lower register and one in a higher register. The choir of Mordor really had it going on.

@brodielarson9096

2 жыл бұрын

I'm impressed that they have a music source, but we can't see it.

@ianperley233

2 жыл бұрын

​@@brodielarson9096 Every good fantasy world needs bands of invisible elves or fairy creatures flitting about with Casio keyboards and other instruments. How else is everyone supposed to pick up on cues for battle, or dramatic tension? Eye contact and understanding body language? Pfft!

@Hatguy23

2 жыл бұрын

@@brodielarson9096 You think that's impressive? Peter Jackson's Uruk-hai have menus!

@brodielarson9096

2 жыл бұрын

@@Hatguy23 I know John Carpenter face to face and I survived cancer.

@brodielarson9096

2 жыл бұрын

and you're saying "you think that's impressive?" to me?

I don't get the hate this song gets, this shit is catchy as hell.

@mrbloodmuffins

8 жыл бұрын

I don't think its the song itself but the fact that it is in this context.

@dobadobadooo

8 жыл бұрын

@115786412465892241707 What context would that be? That they don't consider the movie itself to be good?

@mrbloodmuffins

8 жыл бұрын

dobadobadooo It would be that the tone of the song does not fit with lord of the rings let alone this scene. The song seems to be about not wanting to go to war but the orcs live for war.

@TA3DArtist

8 жыл бұрын

I always felt the Orcs liked the spoils of war and were fine with in-fighting but didn't have a preference either way for the act of War itself. Uruks on the other hand, they existed as machines of war.

@airplanemaster1

8 жыл бұрын

JRR Tolkien himself once said that were SOME orcs that didn't live to fight. There where a few groups here and there that engaged in art or agriculture. The orcs in this scene comprised some of of those one-off orc groups, hence, they didn't want to go to war.

The Amazon fulfillment center anthem.

"They will tell stories of the brave Frodo. The one who took the ring to Mount Doom and destroyed it." "Don't forget about Sam. Frodo wouldn't have made it without Sam." I love how in this cartoon, we see how true those words are. Sam is so good at realizing the truth here, at keeping Frodo in line. He is a great hero, even if he doesn't think so.

@timmyjimmy7413

11 ай бұрын

Sam is unhinged as hell and I love him for it.

@spkanava

4 ай бұрын

1980

Tolkien: Orcs are dark skinned, bow legged, hunched over and fanged. Animators: Pale upright frogmen. Got it.

@beardedraven7285

2 жыл бұрын

The word he used was sallow not dark.

@fedmcfederalson

2 жыл бұрын

tolkien was old when he wrote the books he probably had poor eyesight

@oliverbicanic8517

2 жыл бұрын

@@fedmcfederalson what? Is that logic..

@elizabethfrohn-hengst296

2 жыл бұрын

@@oliverbicanic8517 it's a joke

@KingBobXVI

2 жыл бұрын

@@elizabethfrohn-hengst296 - with no punchline...

"......and that, son, is why your father never came home again. He was killed by a pack of orcs when a dirty Hobbit goaded them into attacking his battalion....."

@shinkiro403

5 жыл бұрын

Evil men don't have sons that would be sad about their death I guess :/

@caletevelen2647

4 жыл бұрын

@@shinkiro403 Of course they do, we all know how it works in the armies of evil, brain-washing, propaganda, the Men of the East probably don't even know why they're fighting.

@shinkiro403

4 жыл бұрын

@@caletevelen2647 my assertion wasn't actually because of their employer (namely Sauron), more like the arrogant and fantasy-racist attitude a-la-Dragon Age; I would have agreed with you if it was a more recent movie, but both LOTR and this movie were from a time where such stereotypes were played straight: this man seems evil, has no backstory telling us he might not be, therefore he is

@Mrree250

4 жыл бұрын

Shinkiro Almost like social justice has deformed entertainment in all facets by looking at everything through a political lens

@shinkiro403

4 жыл бұрын

@@Mrree250 I don't think I see the correlation. Regardless, the real problem is not social justice itself, which isn't a inherently a bad thing, more like the fact that its loudest promoters have an extremist view of it and end up acting like fascists

Play this song everyday before I go into work

"And coming in at number two on the Mordor Top 40!"

Aragorn knelt down to the floor of the earth, closing his eyes in concentration as he focused on the sound, he heard the distant approaching of those funky tunes. He stood, charging off with his companions, Legolas moving further ahead, hearing the jamming orcs from miles away, "Legolas! What do your elf eyes see?" He called, the elf spoke "They're headed east, They're taking the hobbits to boogietown!"

@jurizachriat3648

2 жыл бұрын

🎶The Hobbits The Hobbits The Hobbits to Boogietown to Boogietown!!🎶

@professorroundbottom438

Жыл бұрын

@@angham3829 Thou poor sad fool! Thou hast no boogie in thy heart and no woogie in thy soul.

@Wavemaninawe

Жыл бұрын

Gimli - At least its closer than Funky Town. * reluctantly starts running again *

@Molandria

Жыл бұрын

xD

@madwolfgarton9997

Жыл бұрын

Bruh come on now 🤣

The Four types in the comments: 1: "man, this song is dope." 2: whip jokes about work 3: sympathetic orc talk 4: "RACE WAR!!!"

@Arcaryon

3 жыл бұрын

You forgot people who actually wanted to watch this scene for the scene. Oh, that's right. There are none.

@ferjusto

3 жыл бұрын

The ORChestra guy gets it...

@jensenyuki7252

3 жыл бұрын

I am your 666th like. Weird.

@jodofe4879

3 жыл бұрын

Don't forget the comments about the types of comments in the comments

@sethleoric2598

3 жыл бұрын

Also the fetish guy

Unbelievable, this scene managed to track me down after 22 years since I've first watched this. Was shown this movie in the 1st grade and never forgot about this scene

Why does this song go hard

My old man, rest his soul, always told me about him and his coworkers (worked at a metal mill) singing this together as they worked. Worked in a factory myself and I understand how it fit so well.

@chriss780

2 жыл бұрын

the orcs in this needed to form a union lol

@PlanetDead

2 жыл бұрын

This kinda reminds me of workin in a 3g/4g radio factory when we had one fuck of a rush and fuckload of hubs to assemble and test em.

@foxboy6145

2 жыл бұрын

I used to work in a warehouse, and it felt like this at times.

@massajava

2 жыл бұрын

Worked at a sawmill couldnt imagine better song to fit that place

@ItsYaBoyYogi

2 жыл бұрын

I’d do anything to hear a chorus of real manly factory workers singing this in harmony with each other

"Most folk consider orcs to be nothing but barbaric brutes who'd kill ya soon as set eyes on ya, but I tell you, they have one of the most sophisticated musical cultures in the whole of Middle-Earth, with a penchant for intricately weaving together various parts of the vocals so that every part of the choir gets to shine!" - Some tourist's guide to Mordor or something, I dunno

@benthomason3307

2 жыл бұрын

Tolkien: "Orcs make no beautiful things." Script Writers: Hold my sheet music.

@JessE-pp5yp

2 жыл бұрын

That’s how you know they used to be elves

@capncake8837

Жыл бұрын

@@benthomason3307 But they do make clever things.

@fakshen1973

Жыл бұрын

Plus they can really cook on palm muted electric guitar and disco beats.

@chameleoncircuitrock

Жыл бұрын

Terry Pratchett's LOTR

Gonna be honest I like how Sam puts old whipper in a tough spot. The orc's smart enough to realize he should just wait, but he can't afford to look weak in front of his force - so he has to attack.

I have no idea why this was recommended to me but it’s insanely catchy

In the books, the orc with the whip ACTUALLY says "Where there's a whip, there's a will"

@rgderen88

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, but way is way easier to rhyme than will will be

@futuza

2 жыл бұрын

@@rgderen88 "But the lord of the lash says chill chill chill" XD

@PoorManatee6197

2 жыл бұрын

this song is even better now that I know this.

@lucaswalker6498

2 жыл бұрын

To be fair, if "where there's a whip, there's a will", and if "where there's a will, there's a way", then surely "where there's a whip, there's a way"?

@MultiNonymous

2 жыл бұрын

@@lucaswalker6498 Q.E.D.

"And you call yourself an ORC?!" The day orcs became more than fantasy genre cannon fodder

@Marinealver

4 жыл бұрын

that bluff skill check roll though, a natural 20.

@slenderspy6540

4 жыл бұрын

For the greater WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHH

@thelordofthelash8692

3 жыл бұрын

You're right! RAAaaagh!

It pains me to admit I remember when this was brand new ! And I still love it 😂😂😂

I'm so glad youtube recommended this, this is catchy song

Is this the cartoon's way of humanizing the Orcs since Tolkien stated that one of his regrets was that he didn't give the Orcs much sympathy and that they were treated like slaves that often didn't get a choice rather being evil.

@post-leftluddite

3 жыл бұрын

I've always found some of the most interesting parts of the Lord of the Rings is when the orcs get to talk and share some of their thoughts, like when merry and Pippen are overhearing the three different groups of orcs bickering (Urak-hai from Isengard, Black Uruks from mordor and the smaller orcs from the Mines of Moria), when Sam overhears Gorebag and Shagrat, or in gorgoroth when Sam and frodo overhear the large soldier and the tracker.... It makes the orcs more than mindless drones and I think it would have been cool to hear a lot more of that and for them to be "humanized" a bit more... Like when Gorbag refers to frodo being left for dead as a "typical elf trick", it implies they have a morality that looks down upon leaving a wounded comrade

@PstruhovaAsistentka

3 жыл бұрын

@@post-leftluddite You are right. I love parts where Pippen and Merry recieve some orc luqiud and this work same as lembas or elves drink and make them able to run with same speed and stamina as orcs. Also black ointment on injury and all this stuff. Also little dialog where some orc talk about desertion. This is problem with Tolkien his world is so much black and white. If you are interested in some stories where creature are in main role and are taken more seriously I recommend Goblin trilogy.

@starhalv2427

3 жыл бұрын

@@PstruhovaAsistentka Tolkien's world in a nutshell: "There is very little good in this world, and we should hope to never find it"

@ThePaganSun

3 жыл бұрын

@makeanewchronoplz Yes. I wish we could've seen more of the Orcs as Tolkien had originally intended.

@ThePaganSun

3 жыл бұрын

@@post-leftluddite Agreed! Those are some of the most fascinating parts for me too!

My favorite part is 2:45- Frodo says "I can't continue!" like the burden of the ring is weighing heavily on him and Sam's response is basically "Yeah, I know, this music sucks." What?

@elidisco

5 жыл бұрын

LMAO good catch

@cityman2312

5 жыл бұрын

This version of Sam is jingoistic.

@juliamavroidi8601

5 жыл бұрын

@@cityman2312 *implies there is a version of Sam which isn't*

@whateveryasaypal5022

5 жыл бұрын

and then sam fuckin tells the orcs to kill all the humans

@monkeyton5

5 жыл бұрын

Its called a joke, ever heard of it?

That's a hella catchy song, no wonder the master allows them to sing it!

This is where my childhood went wrong

This song has lived rent free in my head for over 30 years.

@randomhead670

9 ай бұрын

Is that you, Job?

@CanadianBaconPwnage

9 ай бұрын

@@randomhead670 Yes, I have one, why?

@randomhead670

9 ай бұрын

@CanadianBaconPwnage oh, nevermind. Wrong person

@gordoncameron8222

8 ай бұрын

40, in my case

@katarinasmith6579

4 ай бұрын

As a 29 year old, same 😂

I love the creepy D&D art style of the 70's

@rebelfriend1818

5 жыл бұрын

*90s

@CAOcreations

5 жыл бұрын

@Vice TOLUCT well a movie take more than a year to make, especially an animated one so~ since it came out in 79 it must have at least been a year or two in development first. late 70's~

@Bluecho4

5 жыл бұрын

I mean sure, modern fantasy artists put out fine work. But I must confess, I miss old school fantasy art.

@sheridanfalkenberry5611

5 жыл бұрын

@@Bluecho4 Especially that vintage Warhammer art...oh man...

@arnekrug939

5 жыл бұрын

@@sheridanfalkenberry5611 The old school miniatures as well, they look so goofy.

Sam clearly is tone deaf. This song slaps

The Rankin-Bass adaptations, for all their quirks, respected Tolkien's work more than Rings of Power.

Imagine arming an entire army and having only one guy with a whip keep them in check.

@HolkHugan

4 жыл бұрын

Thats some pretty good crowd control

@lucapachee9863

4 жыл бұрын

They do not fear the whip, they fear the master of the man who swings the whip.

@megavidaeos

4 жыл бұрын

He’s good at what he does, you have to give him that.

@mygamestodayllc

4 жыл бұрын

Sauron is saving a ton of money doing it that way

@RequiemPoete

4 жыл бұрын

@@megavidaeos He even whips them in rhythm.

You know, as I watch this, I realize Tolkien was probably rolling over in his grave over the Peter Jackson films not being a musical.

@BenS-dy9eq

3 жыл бұрын

You say that, but at the same time characters in the novels broke out into song all the time. During Boromir’s funeral, Aragorn sings his eulogy, and Legolas just joins in

@globin3477

3 жыл бұрын

@@BenS-dy9eq he said Tolkien was upset about the Peter Jackson films NOT being a musical.

@gageriddle1681

3 жыл бұрын

@@globin3477 I think his arguement was that lotr has way too many musical bits to justify doing, even the extended cuts took forever to do.. plus you would have to spend alot more time to get the actors who need to sing to sing whatever songs they need to properly. Idk maybe just me :P

@LeviathanLP

3 жыл бұрын

@@gageriddle1681 bruh watching the extended versions already takes an entire day. what's a few extra songs here and there?

@Southern_Crusader

3 жыл бұрын

I think he rolled over at the Hobbit movies, and the bullshit those liberals are gonna do to their show. The games were pretty good, lore breaking but still somewhat respectable to the deified strength of the relics in Middle Earth.

We dont wanna go to work today but the lord of the shift says nae nae nae your gunna work all day all day all dayy!!

I grew up with the Peter Jackson films, which came out just as I was finishing reading the books for the first time. I`m very lucky to be just young enough that I have my own mental imagery for LOTR not provided by Hollywood. I knew there were earlier animated films that were not done very well but were entertaining in a campy 70s way, but I never saw them. Now, I`ve fallen into the KZread rabbit hole. These clips are inspiring me to take a weekend, sit down with some longbottom leaf, if you know what I mean, and give 70s cartoon LOTR a watch.

glad they included the dog-frog hybrid orcs and their techno song straight from the books

@headphonic8

6 жыл бұрын

Dallin Dunn oh fuck I’m cry laughing

@NodDisciple1

6 жыл бұрын

Still more loyal to it then Jackson with his cutting of book scenes and adding of scenes/padding.

@dallindunn1186

6 жыл бұрын

maybe in the Hobbit mistake of a trilogy...

@maskedmarvyl4774

5 жыл бұрын

lol! I was going to make the exact same comment about how they're drawn!

@jrm48220

5 жыл бұрын

Brother Malachai Some of the stuff from the books needed to be cut for a feature film. I'm glad the entire Tom Bombadil part was excised.