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@justinpeters347

4 жыл бұрын

Today I Found Out hi there!

@xenobestx8423

4 жыл бұрын

Here before this comment blows up.

@justinpeters347

4 жыл бұрын

Xeno Best X I think this will hit 1 million views today ?

@zapstarfr

4 жыл бұрын

@@xenobestx8423 my gf said the same thing to me

@drewdurant3835

4 жыл бұрын

Today I Found Out thank you guys!!

It was fantastic watching Simon struggle with being professional during this entire video.

@PGar58

4 жыл бұрын

And yet he pulled it off.

@cuttwice3905

4 жыл бұрын

You should watch him on Business Blaze - he doesn't give a fuck.

@colinp2238

4 жыл бұрын

@@PGar58 Not in public I hope.

@ilovecoffeev

4 жыл бұрын

@@colinp2238fuckin' well played, good Sir😂😂

@mariooiram7546

4 жыл бұрын

True fans know the Nicolas Cage one lmao.

Simon talking about and using the word with a straight face and intellectually exploring its origins is in itself, hilarious.

@matthieumeewis

Жыл бұрын

though it was clearly hard to keep a straight face

@ronniebrown2517

Жыл бұрын

but was it f ing hilarious

@cori1302

9 ай бұрын

With a British accent yet! 🎉😂

Watching Simon struggle to keep it together is almost as good as "Biggus Dickus"

One of my sons enshrined my multilingual vocabulary of obscenities in a school paper. I distinctly remember him using the phrases, "turn the air blue" and "ran out of breath before running out of variations". Note: I came by it honestly, having been a Red Cross First Aid Instructor, a Diesel mechanic/welder/fabricator (in my Dad's shop, where I learned "whore-raper" "whorebaby" and "morphidite"), an Infantryman, a Jailer, Deputy Sheriff, Patrol Shift Sergeant, LE Dispatcher, and a Firearms Instructor/Armorer/Rangemaster under both the military and Law Enforcement hats. I have had trainees who, during a lull in the class, asked me to see how long I could extend a rant without exhausting my repertoire.

@catebrooks6779

9 ай бұрын

Can... may I PLEASE help you write your memoir??!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉❤😊

@jessicahay9305

9 ай бұрын

This is so great

@edbecka233

9 ай бұрын

@@catebrooks6779 As a matter of fact, my shooting buddy has been pushing me to start writing it.

@edbecka233

9 ай бұрын

@@jessicahay9305 Thank you! Peer recognition is the best kind of positive reinforcement.

Simon losing his professionalism is the most adorable thing ever.

@RikkiJVelez

3 жыл бұрын

Armando Gonzalez I was not prepared to see that side of Simon, holy shit!

@RillianGrant

3 жыл бұрын

@@RikkiJVelez So much cocaine

@doxx2265

2 жыл бұрын

@@RikkiJVelez Welcome to the cult lol

@nullshock3381

2 жыл бұрын

He has professionalism?!...I think I may be watching business blaze too much.

@RikkiJVelez

2 жыл бұрын

@@nullshock3381 Yeah I’ve since started watching him on Business Blaze and saw a whole different side of him that I really liked. I still think he’s adorable.

When I was a small child in the late 60's, we looked up 'fart' in the dictionary. It read: "An explosion between the legs."

@shesgoneforeverlife

3 жыл бұрын

That’s awesome. I would’ve loved to see your reaction when reading this!! 😂

@bubbarat8679

3 жыл бұрын

Yes I did the same and thats the definition I remember

@melsis2785

3 жыл бұрын

Haha

@julianshepherd2038

3 жыл бұрын

I remember it as "a slight explosion between the legs".

@alilordoftheskies5079

3 жыл бұрын

Honestly though. Sometimes it really feels like that

I love it when Simon talks about the stuff. We get to hear him swear because it's educational, the perfect loophole. Now only if someone would do a book report about this in school so they could be allowed to legally curse.

@Seawitch907

Жыл бұрын

I love his no filter,dirty mouth! Mine is also shocking

@craigcorson3036

9 ай бұрын

To my knowledge, there is no law against using curse words, anywhere in the English-speaking world.

@mikespearwood3914

8 ай бұрын

It might fall under "public nuisance" laws possibly?@@craigcorson3036

In the late 60s I was a freshman in school and we had a substitute teacher in English one day. At the start of class he had a student close the door and he wrote this word on the chalk board and explained its origin.

"The most useful word in the English language." Accurate.

@rachaelsdaddontdrink

4 жыл бұрын

Fuck yeah!

@0G-Ghost

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking accurate*

@ATW5O3

4 жыл бұрын

Fucking A brother!

@Jmjholden

4 жыл бұрын

@@0G-Ghost I opened the thread to comment the same thing

@titan133760

3 жыл бұрын

That's fucking right

There's someting weirdly appealing about listening to someone who speaks so eloquently drop the 'F' word. And I love it when Simon loses it. 😃😄😆😂🤣😅

@jimmynuzum4790

4 жыл бұрын

HAHAHAHA

@deepee918

4 жыл бұрын

Amen when a proper Englishman losses his shit🤣

@deepee918

4 жыл бұрын

Damn how you doing tho... Just saw your profile pic lol Kim mmm. Sorry if I didn't someone worse would've...

@mannamedisaak3316

4 жыл бұрын

Kimm 65 yeah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@SweetTooth8989

4 жыл бұрын

Yes you're right. It's cause we don't expect it from Simon as much as some others.

While I enjoy Simon’s style of narration on this channel the most, this episode has by far his best delivery.

Simon should be given some prize for being serious as long as he was.

I love how "always serious and informative" Simon can't even get through the first 1/3 of the video without letting his inner 12 year old cracking through the facade

@Kelnor277

4 жыл бұрын

ThrottleKnife you should check out Simon’s business blaze channel.

@nosuchthing8

3 жыл бұрын

Watch business blaze!! Crack On!!

@gregorytaylor7969

2 жыл бұрын

I knew it would just be a question of when, not if. And in fairness to Simon, I went from inner amusement to actual laughing at the exact same time.

@Drawn_Together_Lover

9 ай бұрын

*fuckade.

This is hands downs the VERY BEST video Simon has ever hosted. Ever.

@amandabromell9660

4 жыл бұрын

Have you seen business blaze? It's a whole other Simon

@shanelorrison5224

4 жыл бұрын

Amanda Bromell - No, I haven’t. Really, I just liked all the F-Bombs Simon drops in this video.

@___LC___

4 жыл бұрын

Business Blaze Simon is the man behind the narrations. He’s the best of all. Of course, hats off to Danny for the great script work.

@JackDanyaKemplin

4 жыл бұрын

I think you mean, "This is hands fucking down the very fucking best video fucking Simon has ever fucking hosted, fuck!"

@n3Cr0ManCeD

4 жыл бұрын

Correction: This is hands downs the VERY FUCKING BEST video Simon has ever hosted. Ever. There. Fixed it.

I damn near broke down in tears from laughing so hard when he pronouncing the names. 

While researching old yearbooks at my alma mater, I soon came to the realization as why they no longer called the institution Friends University of Central Kansas. Seeing undergraduates proudly donning sweatshirts that read FUCK, made it quite clear.

@nicholase2868

2 жыл бұрын

Ha you went there? We joked about that place so much, especially the fact that it was a Christian college who chose that name.

@sirgalahadks

2 жыл бұрын

@@nicholase2868 It was an interesting place. Originally called Garfield University, it was purchased by a Mr. Davis from Saint Louis and gifted to the Friends Society. Thus the name Friends University. At one point they changed from the Q-men to a duck mascot. I always thought the Quackers was because of the Quaker aspect. Wrong. Ak lot of farm boys went to the university and came with their duck calls. Very impressive during basketball games I was told. We had a sister community college who at the time I went to the university was called Friends Bible College. It was usually referred to as Friends Bridal College as most of the married student came from that college..

Simon : “Thank you for f*****g watching” Me: “You’re f*****g welcome”

@RebelAlliance42

4 жыл бұрын

Haha me too!

@bkdmode

4 жыл бұрын

It is amusing that in spite of the fact that the video uses the word multiple times and shows it printed across multiple graphics, you still feel the need to edit out the words in your comment. That is just fucking hilarious!

@JohnathanCamien

4 жыл бұрын

Me: that was a good f-cking video Mother (in the other room): hey watch your f-cking mouth

@EMurph42

4 жыл бұрын

Best closing ever!! Love it!!!

@Curry3659

4 жыл бұрын

@@bkdmode agreed

Today, I F**king Found Out This was hilarious.

@jiisdown2195

3 жыл бұрын

Today I Found The F*ck Out

@curtisstapleton7167

3 жыл бұрын

Winna

@jiisdown2195

3 жыл бұрын

@Lemuel Harry stop what shitties

@Qingeaton

3 жыл бұрын

F around and find out.

@barneypaws4883

2 жыл бұрын

Fucking right!

I'd be shocked if this wasn't de-monetized; or maybe not because it falls under a little known KZread educational video exemption policy. Made all the more wonderful seeing Simon struggling to keep it together.

Simon when he realized that this video will undoubtedly get demonetized: “Ah fuck it, my fucking audience needs this one.” Lol!

In Dutch, "fok" means to breed. A "fokker" is a breeder.

@theemeraldfalcon9184

3 жыл бұрын

So fokker airplanes... Oh no... Does that mean... *They Dropped F-Bombs?* *Or maybe even Sexbombs*

@gamerkaren5691

3 жыл бұрын

Makes sense

@aceclub3555

3 жыл бұрын

Gamer Karen. This name confuses me for you must be from an alternate universe to be comprehended.

@MrPoupard

3 жыл бұрын

Interesting.

@amm0gamm0

3 жыл бұрын

Focke Wulf

Well done to Upstart for agreeing to sponsor this video.

@NickRoman

4 жыл бұрын

Only advertizing link I ever clicked on. KZread/advertizers (or whoever the censors are) not supporting abusive toxic videos and their makers is fine. Trying to brow beat people because they aren't "yes, maam. no, maam." conformists is toxic and those doing that don't deserve support.

@FedoraDog13

4 жыл бұрын

I know who I'm going to next time a need a loan! :)

@tncorgi92

4 жыл бұрын

@@FedoraDog13 you mean a fucking loan.

"The Swiss Army Knife of the English language" ...Classic! Reminds me of the US Marine Corps, where men learn how to use the word "f*ck" seven times in a four-word sentence...lol

Oh how I f**king needed this on Nov 5th 2020, really made me giggle and in a better mood

@LS-ct4oj

2 жыл бұрын

you really couldnt just type fucking?

Everyone’s inner 12 year old self came out while watching this video 😂

@jessicamilestone4026

4 жыл бұрын

Mike Wilson I had tears running down my cheeks. Thought I was gonna get a Hernia. JK

@TheAuron32

3 жыл бұрын

bold of you assume some of us hide it 😂

@fifimsp

3 жыл бұрын

For sure. I was really losing it during the poetry.

@KlodFather

3 жыл бұрын

Hey Bevis... He said F#CK... ha ha ha ha

"the swiss army knife of the english language." :) yes.

@mikemissel7785

3 жыл бұрын

Also every language

@Sukerkin

3 жыл бұрын

:grins: That’ll be why an old army friend of mine could make entire sentences out of the word :)

@uncbadguy

3 жыл бұрын

The universal adjective.

@wentoneisendon6502

3 жыл бұрын

Yes it fucking is

@bunnyluver2176

3 жыл бұрын

Right! Very funny, sly joke.

Give Simon an Emmy for keeping a straight face and semi serious daminor during the video. Reminds me of the old wav file, the f word

THANK YOU, SIMON. A lot of excellent information and you didn't miss a beat!

Simon was so precious when he had to giggle, showing us his inner child.

@___LC___

4 жыл бұрын

Check out Business Blaze, you get real Simon all the time, and he’s fucking hilarious.

Seeing the always stoic Simon losing his shit trying to pronounce those names is the best thing I've seen all week

@johnwilson1094

3 жыл бұрын

Please! "Schmidt"! named after the Apollo Astrronaut, Harriston, "Jack" Schmidt.

That was brilliant. I wonder how many takes it took outside of the ones shown in the middle. I don't think I would be able to sit there as straight faced as Simon did. F**king well done.

You both did so well, bravely explain the situation. Bravo 👍 And bravo on the workaround ❤️👍

I can happily appreciate Simon valiantly holding in his laughter. Nvm he gave in 🤣

@damionmurray8244

4 жыл бұрын

@Steven Baal Nvm = Never mind

Listening to Simon laughing out loud makes me feel a lot better about me laughing so hard I made my neighbour stop playing the piano... I may be unpopular here now 🤔 But wow, that was an amazing laugh 😂😂😂

@Nomarura

4 жыл бұрын

Line B you should watch Business Blaze, he laughs constantly over there

@allonifrah3465

4 жыл бұрын

This is legit the first time I've seen him laught. In all other video's I've seen of him he's always been dead serious, just like in the beginning of this video. I thought I was the only one who nearly peed himself when I saw him laugh. I can no longer cry when I'm sad, that door is welded shit, but I just cried 8 liters of brine while laughing my ass of watching this. I haven't laughed this hard in over 6 years. Fuck. 😂

@allonifrah3465

4 жыл бұрын

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@old_arsed_eldergoth2800

4 жыл бұрын

I love it when he breaks character on the "serious" channels 😂

@LisaBowers

4 жыл бұрын

Business Blaze is absolutely hilarious!

This made my day. Thank you for composing one of the best videos I've watched in a while.

You folk cover many topics that make me grin, this was by the most fun!

This is the wholesome, quality content I came for

@nosuchthing8

3 жыл бұрын

And this is the sarcastic comment I enjoy!

@sammisabbie

3 жыл бұрын

Fuck yes it is!

I want to see the blooper reel! That would be the best of Today I Found Out!!!

I appreciate your dissertation, Simon, i'm relieved to have the fun taken out of it, with such analysis. I approve!

I like about all the videos you make ,but this is absolutely hilarious, thanks

This has to be one of the most hilarious shows he has ever done🤣🤣🤣. John le Fucker🤣🤣🤣

@rgerber

4 жыл бұрын

What you think this is funny? You must be one of those Little Fucker's

@ross-carlson

4 жыл бұрын

Go watch Business Blaze as he cracks up constantly there, he's great!

@Nate-bn5kk

4 жыл бұрын

Fucker begger!

@Theresho.Komane

4 жыл бұрын

@@ross-carlson thanks mate I will do just that.

Simon: "John Le Fucker.." Simon: (stiffles a giggle) Simon: "Fuckabegger" Simon: ROARING LAUGHTER!

@TinCanAssassin

4 жыл бұрын

Biggus...Dickus!

I re-watch this at least once a month. Love it.

Had to go back and re-read the credits😂🤣😂‼️ fucking awesome, Simon!!

The British accent makes this 1000 times funnier 😂😂😂

@akumaking1

4 жыл бұрын

How about a Scottish accent?

@xvor_tex8577

4 жыл бұрын

Josh in Scottish it’s Foock

@Wastingsometimehere

4 жыл бұрын

BBC, After Dark.

@psammiad

4 жыл бұрын

It's not a "British accent", it's an English accent.

@mitchellquartero

4 жыл бұрын

🤣

I love how uncensored this one was, and Simon cracking up is great

Oh my goodness! What a splendid way to wrap up a stressful day! Thank you most kindly for a genuine, nerve soothing, broadside of laughter :D.

I’ve had so many good laughs so far out of this! I needed them. Ty

that made my day, the credits at the end was a bonus itself

@steelerspittsburgh875

4 жыл бұрын

OMG ! 🤣🤣

@kindlin

4 жыл бұрын

The Fucking Host: Fucking golden

@russel9083

4 жыл бұрын

I almost missed that! 😂

I believe I've never heart this f-word said this many times without censorship... Incredible video, Simon. Your laughing moment was hilarious!

@kroushtwilight5487

4 жыл бұрын

It made me really fuckin' happy that they included that little blooper to show his humanity, heh~

@javigora

4 жыл бұрын

Hahaha you gotta go watch some fact fiend with Karl smallwood (he used to write for Simon)

@scottmcman7659

4 жыл бұрын

Fun fact: The Wolf of Wall Street holds the record for most times said in a film at 506. A record previously held by Summer of Sam with 435. Frankly, I stopped using profanity many years ago. I don't want my daughter to grow up and be like far too many young people today with their casual use of swear words. Girls especially are using these words far more than in the past. Not faulting anyone, it's just my preference. Besides, when I hear a woman using the word fuck, "lady" isn't the first impression that comes to mind.

@sonoransaguaro3786

3 жыл бұрын

you have your choice, man. but you'd be wiser to live in the present time. Your daughter is going to swear... eventually...even if you never hear her. Don't expect her to be a clone of you. You

The amount of cuts in this video, is so telling, bet you had fun making this one!

Bravo Simon, by far my fav video of yours. Tooooo funny!!

i love when the outtakes are kept in. i want a Today I Found Out Simon Breaks video

@RoseNZieg

4 жыл бұрын

R3H0L3S we really really need the BTS of TIFO series

@The_Mimewar

4 жыл бұрын

How many times do you think you could say Fuckbeggar?

@thevisionary2007

4 жыл бұрын

He had a great breakup on the video of the history of the word "slut".

@alonjudkovsky5137

4 жыл бұрын

It's called Business blaze

@dodgingpineapples90

4 жыл бұрын

@thevisionary2007 Thanks!! I somehow missed that one! I'll go look it up!

10:56 -This begins the most regal, and respectful, recital of one of the raunchiest poems I have ever heard. Well done, good sir, well done!

This was so awesome. Thank you for making this video. It's so great to see Simon try to stay dignified while saying all the versions of the last name _uck____. Made my day. ❤

And you even changed the end credits, brilliant!

Whoever requested this question for Simon to answer YOU win for the rest of the year 😂😂😂

@roylavecchia1436

4 жыл бұрын

It's "whoever", not "whomever", but I agree :)

I was in hysterics at the final closing credits, thanks I've now got to clean my monitor as I spat wine all over it - it was worth it....

@justinsangster5562

2 жыл бұрын

Among

@HarryNicNicholas

2 жыл бұрын

that is called "to nose-coffee" regardless of the drink.

Very interesting indeed and I know some people who couldn't talk without this word~!! I love your term of it being the Swiss Army Knife of words~!! For Sure~!

What a legendary video, Simon. And you are a legend, allegedly.

So I guess the phrase "I'd hit that" has more historical context than I'd previously thought.

@lisasmith516

4 жыл бұрын

"Roger that!" (Said Faster.)😉

@lisasmith516

4 жыл бұрын

Hey, nice "Subscription List." (Biographics among them.) I have MAJOR "Respect" for Erwin Rommel. I am going to watch that one and the one about life with the Mohave, asap!

@FINNSTIGAT0R

4 жыл бұрын

I gave a like to this comment, but had to take it back since it made the like count 70 instead of 69

@scotthenrie5674

4 жыл бұрын

Than* is a method of comparison.

@SuZ4242

4 жыл бұрын

@@scotthenrie5674 Ikr? That drives me effing crazy, too😎🙃 Then, I try to get a grip rather than gripe 😉😆

Really liked those closing credits. DON'T MISS THEM

@timcarder2170

4 жыл бұрын

Yup If you already know you're gonna be *demonetized* (anyone else ever noticed how close that is to *"demonized"* ?), you may as well have fun with it. :-D Good thing they had a direct sponsor...lol

@voornaam3191

4 жыл бұрын

@@timcarder2170 Go demonstrate against it. Duh.

@timcarder2170

4 жыл бұрын

@@voornaam3191 ;-)

Excellent episode! Thank you!

That was incredible!! Thanks Simon

the Swiss army knife of 4 letter words...yup. In every way, shape, and form: noun, verb, adverb, and of course adjective.

@NKA23

4 жыл бұрын

You can make up a sentence consisting almost entirely of the f-word and it will still make sense: Fuck those fucking fuckers!

@pyrobob5724

4 жыл бұрын

"Fuck the fucking fuckers," as they say.

@jordenconrad8827

4 жыл бұрын

Not an adjective, It doesn't act as a descriptor. It's an expletive

@DisappointedScrosh

4 жыл бұрын

@@jordenconrad8827 I don't know, sounds kind of fucky to me.

@jordenconrad8827

4 жыл бұрын

@@DisappointedScrosh right on, I was thinking in terms of "fucking donkey", where it doesn't actually add to the sense. Point taken

LOLZ! DEMONITIZED! Seriously... everyone who watches this video and laughs as much as I did should donate a dollar. They'll never make a cent from KZread for this one

@williamjeffersonclinton69

4 жыл бұрын

Upstart paid them for the brief ad and not to mention they get a kickback from those who use the promo

@zerocalvin

4 жыл бұрын

they have a sponsor.... so it doesnt matter if this video got demonetized, they still got paid.

@selfhealherbs13ms

4 жыл бұрын

@@zerocalvin Yeap they still got fuckin paid.

@davidsan9654

4 жыл бұрын

I don't think they give a fuck

@treborironwolfe978

4 жыл бұрын

My twelve-year old inner child is very satisfied after watching this video.. Whatever price they paid to make it, it was well spent in my book.

I would've loved to see how simon would present this on business blaze

@SREDISKRAD

3 жыл бұрын

Sam would enjoy gordon Ramsey memes all day XD.

In all seriousness, you should DEFINITELY put together a compilation of this video's outtakes!!! Fr fr!!

The F word is for Friends who do stuff together

@chemojacko4172

4 жыл бұрын

"U" is for you and me 🎶

@maddiehat4608

4 жыл бұрын

"N" is for anywhere and anytime at all DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA!!!

@maddiehat4608

4 жыл бұрын

"F" is for fire that burns down@Moogle Midgar

@pragmaticcynicism6911

4 жыл бұрын

Where do we trade in all these friends without benefits?

@stianberg5645

4 жыл бұрын

@Moogle Midgar U is for uranium, bombs

I'm impressed how you kept a straight face through most of this !

@xenos_n.

4 жыл бұрын

He really didn't though 😂

@barbarawallace6890

4 жыл бұрын

@@xenos_n. I'd be interested to know how many takes they needed to finish shooting this one! Watching Simon trying to maintain a normal expression while various facial twitches start is hilarious 😁

@generalhyde007

4 жыл бұрын

Did you see the fucking credits?

@GentlemenofAction

4 жыл бұрын

The magic of editing --> It normally takes me about 6 takes for each segment. Basically, for every 6-8 minutes of recorded content, I get 1 minute of finished content.

I smiled for a long time as the poems was read out loud. glorious writing about horses too!

KZread is probably having a field day with this one

@scotthenrie5674

4 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised it's monetized.

Hearing Simon swear is a gift from god

@simonngwenyama7357

4 жыл бұрын

allblocked1322 he does it all the time on business blaze🤦🏿‍♂️

01:54 that smirk on your face. You pronounced his name perfectly.

BRAVO! Phuquing great presentation!

You should start a "Today I Fu**ing Found Out" channel, because this was a fantastic video!

@bradleyhite3476

4 жыл бұрын

Today I F*cked Off!

@yourmajesty3569

4 жыл бұрын

I just laughed out loud so hard that I scared my cat.

One of the most important questions in the history of ever

@treborironwolfe978

4 жыл бұрын

I am still striving to hit that.

"That Shaft, he one bad mother..." "Shut yo' mouth!!!"

You certainly made learning fun today, thank you

Suddenly he said: "it you want it quick and easy" I just thought "YES PLEASE!"... and then realised he was talking about money... Well I can use that too.

@deepee918

4 жыл бұрын

Hi Stef. Don't close the doors yet baby...

I've never seen Simon as animated and never enjoyed a video as much as this one. I'm here for all of it.

@jamescdevos

4 жыл бұрын

I agree. That video wins my top spot for the most entertaining video he's produced for us. I almost fell off my stool. He's a natural. Brilliant. And he does it all with seeming ease. Love him.

@Bonanzaking

4 жыл бұрын

Watch his business blaze channel

@LSSYLondon

4 жыл бұрын

You really need to see Business Blaze...

@NotContinuum

4 жыл бұрын

You should have seen when he explained what a sluthole was.

@d.c.8828

4 жыл бұрын

G o W a t c h B u s i n e s s B l a z e

this was super interesting to listen to, always interesting to learn the origin of something so common place these days

This was interesting and hilarious at the same time. Thanks

This will be one of the most viewed videos on this channel.

Much respect for being able to make this video, I had to pause several times due to laughing so hard that I could no longer see the screen. Also, love when there are bloopers included.

@tncorgi92

4 жыл бұрын

You'd probably enjoy his Business Blaze channel, all those videos include ad-libbing and bloopers.

@jeremiahthompson9367

4 жыл бұрын

Yep, I had to do a couple of double-takes myself.

Thanks for this explanation

This might have been the best 13 mins I have had in awhile. A+ video

KZread: "NOT a platform for kids" Also KZread, on profanity: "Wait, that's illegal!"

@ROCK-hr9se

4 жыл бұрын

So true. After all, you most definitely wouldn't want the future leaders of this world to possess a greater amount of knowledge than that of the Idiots responsible for leaving it to them in the shape it's in now. Can picture it now as they're all just standing there looking around trying to take everything in, you hear only one voice say, "FER FUKKITY FUKKIN' FUK SAKE?!?" "Word"...

@phlushphish793

4 жыл бұрын

I was surprised when I finally got on to find 60 second porn available for anyone.

Finally! An episode where a straight-laced British gentleman has a hard time with a video due to "losing his shit!" LOL

out of ALLLLL of Simons videos i have ever fucking watched, this one is by far my most favorite one. absolutely love it Simon.

I've never laughed so much during one of your videos. Well done.

“Yes sir, that is bad word number eleven. In fact there are thirteen words you should never use.” “Don’t you mean seven?” “Not if you’re a sailor.”

@Uhlersoth77

4 жыл бұрын

Underrated post.

@JrGoonior

4 жыл бұрын

Kwenz Landah Check an episode of Spongebob Squarepants called “Sailor Mouth “. He and Patrick learn a new word.

@mcfly7613

3 жыл бұрын

This... is exactly why I have a foul mouth especially for a women, GO NAVY🇺🇸❤️

@mcfly7613

3 жыл бұрын

JrGoonior 🤣❤️

@wittyreviewer

3 жыл бұрын

@@mcfly7613 I wonder if it partially dates back to the days before professionalism in navies, where the fastest way to get attention urgently was to yell angrily at someone.

In Dutch, fokken means breeding, as in animal husbandry. Which led to the famous talk between Dutch MP Joseph Luns and JFK: JL: I fok horses JFK: Pardon? JL: Yes, paarden

@casssmith2002

4 жыл бұрын

After running paarden through google translate, I find this hilarious.

@knightowl3577

4 жыл бұрын

If that is true, you have won today's best comment!

@Karin_Allen

4 жыл бұрын

@@casssmith2002 Thanks for the tip! I thought I just didn't get the joke. ;-)

The letter to the Sultan from the Zaporozhian Cossacks in the 1600s is one of my favorite uses of the word in history.

Love it! Do "Shop High In Transport" next. lol

A lot of people say that word when they encounter me in the forest

@Andrei-vr4pj

4 жыл бұрын

Good one 😂

@kevinslater4126

4 жыл бұрын

I like how I keep running into your KZread comments. You're like a celebrity.

@rickc2102

4 жыл бұрын

Key word: like. Some Bigfoot's not a celebrity, merely *like* a celebrity.

@Rainy..Day.

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinslater4126 I was thinking the same thing. He's on many of the same channels I am.

@williamjeffersonclinton69

4 жыл бұрын

@@kevinslater4126 I know right? From Donut Operator to Tim Pool to here.

I love how he can't suppress his laughter.

When I clicked on this video, I never suspected the goldmine of hilarious information that would come out of it. Damn it was funny, and totally made my day. :)

I HAVEN'T LAUGHED THAT HARD IN A LONG TIME! SIMON YOU ARE THE BEST!