We now have come to the point where Jason tells us he's blew his pants in the back of an ambulance.

@ferelith-NZ

6 ай бұрын

And admitted it for everyone with internet access to know about. So, that's how many billion people potentially???

@fshalor738

6 ай бұрын

Just once? Isn't that what the little bucket is for? ./ducks

@Momma_Tomma

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@CDWCAULDRON

6 ай бұрын

It's still Funny LOL. Come on most of Us have been their in the back of the bus with this issue. Teriyaki sea food wraps and Tacos , Come on we have all did this one time .🤨

@protocolsev

6 ай бұрын

There are two kinds of people in the world - those who have shit their pants, and those who deny it

I love how he's mad that his coworkers will tell everyone about him shitting his pants but is completely fine with disclosing that information to 2.83 million subscribers

@FireDepartmentChronicles

6 ай бұрын

Yeah, that’s a pretty big hole in my logic….

@allylilith5605

6 ай бұрын

taking the wind out of their sails

@talon8911

6 ай бұрын

I think the difference is that he doesn't have to look at our faces every workday knowing that we know he crapped himself, lol.

@LadyAnuB

6 ай бұрын

@@FireDepartmentChronicles You became an EMT/firefighter since you don't have logical thinking 😛

@crispinmcsticks

6 ай бұрын

@@FireDepartmentChroniclesnow the question is: how many have you managed to return the favour to lol.

As a former Firefighter, I can confirm, we do in fact love saving lives and helping people, and we LOVE embarassing the ever loving daylights out of our brothers and sisters. There are, in fact, only 2 rules for pranks and such, DO NOT mess with the gear or the food.

@Klekowksii

3 ай бұрын

Food I understand, but I'm guessing the gear is for safety reasons?

@SheepdogSmokey

3 ай бұрын

@@Klekowksii Pretty much, we don't generally wear it unless needed. Yes, we have tests where it's required so they can ensure (they being command) we can function in it, but imagine itching powder, or changing people around so stuff doesn't fit, it can delay us, or render gear unusable, which is NOT good.

@Pokemon-Kid112

2 ай бұрын

So no secretly adding extreme hot sauce to the food? That sucks.

@SheepdogSmokey

2 ай бұрын

@@Pokemon-Kid112 I know but don't do it, if you do the "I bet you can't drink that bottle" then they know, but don't mess with the food otherwise.

@Pokemon-Kid112

2 ай бұрын

@@SheepdogSmokey I know. I was just being silly tbh. I may enjoy spicy food, but I know a lot of people don't. My mum, for example, went puce after a tiny bit of vindaloo sauce. I eat vindaloo quite happily

Lived with a paramedic that became an ER doc. He, like you, had stories. He was hard, tough, and it meant something when he said he met the toughest guy. Apparently this man shattered both his legs, but was dead calm, responding normally. They had no idea what was wrong with him. Then noticed his feet were backwards. They bumped his foot and all he said calmly was “pain, lotta pain” and refused meds. Ryan had mad respect for his ability to ignore his pain.

It's always hard to believe that there are people falling out of 25-foot trees and breaking all their bones while I'm sitting at a desk doing math homework.

@PaintingWinterMusic

6 ай бұрын

Safe to say my life would not make a great action movie! Also--just going to shamelessly plug--I'm hoping some of you might like the music I make too :)

@minelayer26

6 ай бұрын

are you the real markiplier

@rileyb0423

6 ай бұрын

SHIT I FORGOT ABOUT THAT HOMEWORK😭😭

@GuyHuman

6 ай бұрын

@@minelayer26i think he is

@heathersweitzer2899

6 ай бұрын

I had one of those, trimming his tree totally drunk with a circular saw at the top of the 24’ ladder, saw was still up there!

I now have to see Dust Bunny Dave, the guy who got stabbed with a pencil, and the guy who stuck his foot out the window and "got his leg rearranged"

@ashleykerr6528

6 ай бұрын

Agree 100%

@icarusbinns3156

6 ай бұрын

Pencil stabbing… Mom met his sister fifteen years later!

@historyoptional8333

6 ай бұрын

Agree.

@thefarmgirlfelter489

6 ай бұрын

YESSSS dust bunny Dave and the leg rearrangement! And the guy who caught his nose on fire

@SentinelSays

6 ай бұрын

Hundred percent in complete and total agreement with this!

I totally feel you on that last point, Jason. I was so sick while trying to refrain from soiling myself, my partner actually diverted to another ED. As soon as he stopped, he ran around back, and hopped in as I ran out. The staff was understandably confused by my sudden dash for the commode, but once it was learned what had happened, they sent the doc out to ensure our patient was stable enough to continue on to the destination hospital, and then supply me with some Immodium.

@waffles3629

6 ай бұрын

Imodium is magic. I'm usually backed up, but when I'm not it's messy. Ended up giving some to a co-worker at a pool once. He was embarrassed to admit it, but like dude, I'm already carrying it, I don't think there's anything you can say to me that would shock me. He was a newbie, I was shift supervisor, he came up telling me he needed to leave for a bit. I could let people leave, but I needed something to write down. He told me he needed to get meds, I told him the ones I had, he didn't recognize the name Imodium and asked what it was, I said "anti diarrheal", and I could instantly see on his face that's what he needed. Thankfully I was able to convince him that I never talk about who I give meds to, and after pointing out I already had them, he admitted it and took them.

“Boo boo bus” is a totally underrated way to describe an ambulance.

The use of Markiplier's "MOO" video caught me off guard

@flickcentergaming680

6 ай бұрын

Me too

@RavenSoulifer

6 ай бұрын

I almost spit my tea out.

@bloodysimile4893

6 ай бұрын

Cow: Hello everybody, I'm markiplier. Excuse me, my camera human filter isn't working today.

@wolfform

6 ай бұрын

I came here to comment that very thing! Thank you for saving me the effort XD

@TheoRae8289

6 ай бұрын

​@@bloodysimile4893 same! I guffawed a little too hard 😂

Love the fact he is willing not only tell you about the time he dropped a brown surprise in a bad day bus but also make a comedy sketch about it 🤣 Complete respect bud, complete respect

@atree4627

6 ай бұрын

Bad day bus.....yup, gonna just add that to my lexicon....

@crow_feather

6 ай бұрын

Hahaha!!! I came here to say the EXACT same thing! Because yeah...MAD respect, indeed!!! 💖

@dietotaku

6 ай бұрын

between the video and your comment, i could not have imagined there were so many colorful ways to say "pooped his pants in an ambulance"

@Ninjanimegamer

6 ай бұрын

If he can't get through a shit show of a day without laughing then at least he can put on his own shit show and laugh at himself.

@1234fishnet

6 ай бұрын

Once he said it himself to the whole world they will stop making fun of him. Anyway, what do you think that surgeons do when they can't move away for hours?

Your stories are absolutely entertaining, it's as if we were living those experiences with you. You make moments that could easily be distressful, quite humorous to hear.

@EnergeticSpark63

4 ай бұрын

hey

Bro you handled my mom's call last month on 1-24-24....i spoke to you at the hospital after yall brought her into the ER...she past that day but i want to say thank you for tryin to save her life...I knew it was a reason your face stayed with me from that day...me and my fam appreciate you and your team 🕊🕊🕊🥺🥺

@TheBigTripper420

3 ай бұрын

Bot

@deefee701

2 ай бұрын

​@@TheBigTripper420I f*ken hate bit comments too.

The tree fall story is insane and it pretty much happened to me too! Had a 65 year old guy cleaning gutters for his wife. He fell off a 13 foot ladder from the top rung. Calm as a cucumber, just saying his side hurts. Had a shattered right hip, flail chest, pneumothorax. On the way to the hospital he asks "so what kind of monitors do you guys have?" We were dumbfounded and confused. He worked for a company that sold monitors to ambulances (no, we didn't have his monitor but wish we did cuz we hated the ones we had lol)

@1bootliz

5 ай бұрын

I hope he's doimg okay now! Shock is a heck of a thing for sure. I missed a step in my house and ended up severely rearranging my left ankle. It never hurt the entire time even after the ER put it back into place (though they did knock me out for that). It just felt completely numb. The human body is really bizarre and totally awesome sometimes.

@LuizAlexPhoenix

5 ай бұрын

​@@1bootliz Wow, you must have a high tolerance too. I twisted my ankle during a hike and immediately dropped chest first into a tree while hugging said tree and screaming profanities at mother nature. Getting it rearranged and not screaming means something in your brain overwhelmed the pain for sure, kudos for not cursing at flora.

@slook7094

5 ай бұрын

@@LuizAlexPhoenix Endorphins have a tendency to do that. My mom once broke her finger (like, it was on backwards and facing the wrong direction) and she said she didn't feel a thing until the next day.

@xnotasweatx

4 ай бұрын

@@slook7094yep same only until after they broke it again to get it back into place I felt it ALL

@MrMac1219

4 ай бұрын

Fell 18ft from pallet racking a few years back. Landed on my feet and fell back on my butt. My left foot hit the concrete first and absorbed everything(Shattered heel and damaged lateral ankle joint), of course the adrenaline only let me know that after I tried to stand back up, ALMOST the worst pain of my life (god i hate kidney stones).

That brain injury story is a good example of why you should introduce yourself and/or get to know your neighbors. You never know when they might save your life by seeing that something is off and vice versa

@kristynkazumi

6 ай бұрын

Met my mom’s new neighbors after a dump truck slammed into the back by of our stopped car as we were about to turn into the neighborhood. Nice welcome wagon making sure I didn’t move. Now if only I could remember ANYTHING ELSE

@kourtneyw8442

6 ай бұрын

My neighbor knows me very well. Flies a drone in my yard all the time lol

@kyratompsett4409

5 ай бұрын

My uncle is alive today because the neighbor kids found him face first into the driveway and called 911. No idea how long he was there. Stroke

@finn7599

5 ай бұрын

@@kourtneyw8442 uh-oh, are you alright?

@Delcat42

3 ай бұрын

​@@finn7599 I think they mean like my old neighbor who would fly model planes over my yard when I was a kid. Some dudes just like launchin' em. Remarkably, we got to know each other because I liked watching them, and it sort of broke the ice. Our families became very good friends, traded Christmas gifts. One day, my dad was working in the yard, I was playing out there, neighbor was next door on a ladder doing some kind of home improvement. This happens a lot, he knows his shit for the most part, but today, something slips. It happens. Down he goes. It isn't more than a minute before Dad's over there, checking it out, next thing I know he's talking to neighbor's wife, and, thankfully, neighbor. He'd busted his leg all to hell, but that was it. Neighbor's wife calls 911, dude's off to the hospital, full recovery. Roofing is absolutely terrifying. I'm really glad that this story has a boring ending.

Thanks for answering my question about this guy who fell off the tree. This must have been horrible. I hope he made it and his face and his mental health is decently restored. I also hope you don't suffer PTSD.

As an RN who has had many near misses with her own bowels because of a patient crisis.... I laughed so hard I almost had a unfortunate spontaneous bladder moment....which set me off into another crying giggle fit!! While I don't have the personality to pull off incident retellings like you, I have stories that make me wanna say "I'll see you a moo and raise you a 'help! I can't breathe (while yelling full throttle) and I think I woke up dead!'" Hands down was one of the hardest moments to maintain my professionalism. Almost choked and just about fell (tripping over hallway equipment) trying not to burst out laughing!

@user-fl2ic3jj2g

4 ай бұрын

Btw, disposable vomit bags with the paper funnel can be repurposed for... the other end... in an emergency (yes, there's another patient story there)

I love that you made one of the most embarrassing ones about you, then owned it. RESPECT.

Started watching you before I delved into any first responder stuff,am now currently in EMT school, thanks for being an inspiration

@Yellowpikachu1

6 ай бұрын

Thank you for your future service and sacrifice.

@NightKnight347

6 ай бұрын

He's a breath of fresh air?

@SewardWriter

6 ай бұрын

You are tougher than I. 💖

@Willyamsii

6 ай бұрын

@@NightKnight347 that was arguably the worst medical joke I’ve ever heard

@liran8799

6 ай бұрын

Good luck! Hope you don't shit yourself in the job!

Thanks for the follow-up Jason but I can't tell you how hard I laughed at your tender ginger tummy... literally tears rolling down my face😂

I have a few ideas about which shorts maybe we could get a follow up about: --> Defenitely the one with the man that though the food goes through lungs -->Remember that call with a guy that didn't want to go to the hospital even though he had a bone sticking out of his foot? -->That man that intterupted you when you were eating and complained about you not working 24/7. I'm kinda curious how your supervisor handled him... --> My last idea (sorry if im giving too many) is about the guy who overdose and after you gave him some narcan he tried escaping through his window. Thats it :D

But seriously, that merciless humor towards each other is part of what makes emergency service people so damn fun to be around/one of LOL

Hey, don't feel too bad about it. Circumstances happen. The fact that you're out there helping save lives is hopefully way more important to people than one instance of poor timing.

@HarryPotter-uv8yp

5 ай бұрын

Gotta get my eyes checked. Read “poo timing” instead of “poor timing.”

@ferret1962

5 ай бұрын

*circumcision

Gotta love that personal touch to your stories 😂😂😂

Thank you for your service and your honesty!

Jason, in my experience ER staff and all branches of Military do this as well. Forever will we go through life thinking "God, I thought everyone would be more mature after high school." I am 33 and this thought still passes my mind at least once a week.

@hoppytoad79

6 ай бұрын

Bowling for Soup got it right: high school never ends. 😄

@kristianskov4841

6 ай бұрын

I'm 41.....same thoughts goes thru my head....🙂🙂

@BrightWulph

5 ай бұрын

Oh same, work in retail long enough and you'll find that not a lot of people have grown up past tye age of like 12. It's incredibly enlightening.

@spvillano

5 ай бұрын

Yeah, well a bit of encouragement. I'm 62 and it doesn't get any better. Of course, when discussing things military, I do remind the average reader to remember, the difference between the Boy Scouts and the military is, the Boy Scouts have adult supervision.

@LuizAlexPhoenix

5 ай бұрын

High school? Pretty sure there are people stuck in 5th grade sometimes. You would think poop and fart jokes stopped being funny after turning 30 but it somehow gets around to being even funnier. 😂

To make ya feel a little better, I was sitting at my desk one day with a room full of male high school students, silently doing seatwork. I am female btw. I had to crap bad and I was starting to feel the pre-crap gas coming down the tunnel. I had to wait for my classroom aid to get back from a break and I was afraid if moved, I would let one rip. So I sat quietly, acting busy grading papers while silently praying to GOD that I wouldn't have a butt blast, or worse, a hershey squirt right in front of the students. Unfortunately, just the action of leaning down to my file cabinet was enough to open it up and I ripped the loudest fart I have ever had. Needless to say, the boys couldn't even try not to laugh, it was so damn funny. The worst part was though, that they all decided to let me know I was not alone and took turns ripping their best ones in a closed room with no windows. The whole school knew about it by the end of the day and I was #1 joke for a few weeks, until we found out about the kid that had to crap every day at 2pm and got completely naked in the boys bathroom to take such crap. Fun times...

@nikiTricoteuse

6 ай бұрын

I would be mortified but, l kinda like the solidarity thing the boys did - you're one of them now. 😊

@DrWeird

5 ай бұрын

Middle school gym class, sitting legs crossed on the gym floor in nice neat lines with everyone silently listening to the teachers instructions and then my body decided that it was time to break the silence and open the pressure relief valve and surprise me and everyone else in that gym with a real banger of a fart that reverberated of the floor and throughout the entire gym!

@slook7094

5 ай бұрын

I've farted in class before, thankfully at the desk. Because elementary schoolers don't think adults fart, they all started accusing each other of who made that godawful smell. To take the heat off me (and for shits and giggles), I leaned in and said solemnly "whoever smelt it dealt it." They immediately started pointing fingers at each other. Literally, they were standing there like it was a mexican standoff pointing fingers at each other.

@chiefpurrfect8389

5 ай бұрын

@@slook7094 This is literally the "who broke it" scene from Parks and Rec but instead of a corporate environment and a broken coffee machine it's an elementary school and a vile fart

@dragondancer1814

5 ай бұрын

So you were literally the butt of their jokes for awhile? My apologies-I’ve been a volunteer firefighter/EMT for over 24 years, and on top of that I’m one of those weird tomboys who find fart humor to be absolutely hilarious!

2:05 I KNEW IT, you can not hide.

2:00 I KNEW IT WAS YOU😂😂😂

I can't believe how entertaining this guy is. At times I forget he is an actual EMT/Fire fighter. His story telling is incredible and his acting is not bad. I just wish we had more long episodes but I get it. It's all about shorts now days.

@brendanberry7403

6 ай бұрын

Going to have to rename it youtubtok soon

@hillbillynurse7212

6 ай бұрын

Jason needs to do some of the mandatory con ed videos we all ahve to do

@Maba-lg3og

4 ай бұрын

Well I think being EMT plays apart. You know that he cannot overreact a bit so it will makes his job harder and of course what's more best to cover up a really bad situation other than a good sense of humor.

You have my complete sympathy on the more personal story. When I came down with a gastrointestinal illness while I was on the road for an eight hour trip... yeah. That was not fun. I think my poor dad ended up stopping at every single service station between our starting point, and home. And then when we got home, got a call an hour later to ask him to take me to the hospital, because the triage doctor I called was deeply concerned for my physical wellbeing due to the fact blood was coming out of both ends of me, and wanted me to go in for assessment. By the time we left the hospital that night, it was 2am. We'd been awake since 6am the previous day. I wouldn't wish that day on my worst enemy.

@nikiTricoteuse

6 ай бұрын

Aw. That's grim. Hope you're ok.

@KidarWolf

6 ай бұрын

@@nikiTricoteuse I am now, thank goodness, but it was horrendous to go through - and all from a viral infection! Some viruses take no prisoners, it seems!

@danaeads919

6 ай бұрын

​@@KidarWolf Viruses are weird. I contracted Valley Fever (coccidioidomycosis) in 2022 and was unable to eat for five months. Nothing tasted good, most foods were vile, projectile vomiting and had to be put on a PICC line (IV nutrition). I lost 50 pounds and while I can finally eat, food tastes bland. Viruses are weird 😅

@SilverAuntie

6 ай бұрын

​@@danaeads919Geez, that's a helluva way to lose weight! Are your taste buds still on strike and, if so, is that a permanent condition? I hope not, for your sake. Feel better, my friend!

@danaeads919

6 ай бұрын

@@SilverAuntie Most people are on the Valley Fever (common in Central California) medicine for three months. I had stage 4 and will be on the medicine for two years per my doctor's prediction, lol. The VF caused atrial fibrillation and deep vein thrombosis so I'm now on lifetime meds for that as well. As for my sense of taste, I don't know if its a strange side effect that will eventually go away or if it is related to the VF medication. The VF meds will stop, eventually and then I'll find out what is a permanent or temporary side effect. I have a couple others, but the lack of taste is the biggest one. Nothing tastes good. It's strange.

2:38 YES, WE DO! Greatings from germany!

You are an excellent story teller-THANK YOU!

Story went from a biography to an autobiography in a instant.

They can't embarrass you if you embarrass yourself first. That's some good thinking. I love this follow up series and I hope you make more episodes, although you are under no obligation to as the real-world skits are already enough.

@waffles3629

6 ай бұрын

Yep. I've had people try to embarrass me to my friends by telling them embarrassing stuff I've done. This has even happened where they told the story to the person who was present for its happening. Like oh no, whatever will I do 😂.

You have literally answered my prayers with this follow-up video. Thank you!!!!❤

Oooh, we SO needed this!

My father was a firefighter between 1978 and 2010. I can confirm everything said here is true. And trust me, these are not even the worst stories... There are heartbraking ones, tragedies, the stupid ones and the ones done to your fellow teammates... All the best Jason and keep up the great work.

Fire Department Chronicles has a sense of humor, and extra insight into the calls they do! It's why I subscribed to the channel!

My favorite first responder back at it again!! Thanks for your videos (thanks to the team as well

I knew it was you having the code brown!!! 😂😂😂 I was going to beg in the comments to hear that story. You’re my new favorite KZreadr for knowing your audience so well.

This is my first where are they now, and I must say, the rapid fire explanations is not only indicative of your rapid fire work environment but is IMMENSELY appreciated by my adhd brain. Man talk slow, I die. Man talk fast and still get the point across in a funny way, I laugh.

This is how good ol’ friends behave, if it ain’t reaching the news, they will pay to make it 😂😂😂

As a retired paramedic/ fire Capt , love you channel..... keep it up brother

My dad was a firefighter (retired 8 years ago) and I've heard several different poop stories from him. He said he didn't know anybody that didn't have at least one.

Never dropped a deuce in the back of the bus. But I did go inside a bathroom at a residential fire during overhaul. It was epic.

@NellFace

6 ай бұрын

At least no one could smell it 😂

Thanks for sharing another update! Bummer about digestive experience. Sucks in the moment, but as a friend of mine says, "It's a Laugh about Later!". Glad you can keep your sense of humor throughout the years! 😊👍❤️

Love this series man...keep it up 😂

"I am the master of my own fate! My own destiny!" Colon: "You sure about that?"

I can very much understand the confused person. I had a bike accident in the forest. I hit my face too and consequently I cant remember 30 minutes of my life. Apparently a woman found me. She asked me if I am okay and I just shaked and answered yes. Luckily she called nonetheless the ambulance after I couldn't really say where I live or whats my name... 😅

@tyaty

5 ай бұрын

After was hit by car, I stood up and wanted to continue my way

Love your vids man! Thanks for good (and educational) entertainment!

Love this channel. Off the wall humour is the thing that got us through a few incidents. And remember, your buddies only make fun of you 'cuz they love you :)

A moment of silence for all those who did not survive an encounter with an inconvenient/ill timed deuce.

It is always great to hear that ALL these dear people healed up and went home with a complete recovery-I pray! Thank you for sharing, Jason! I love your videos!

Just wanted to drop you some appreciation. You're one of the creators that makes me feel better, and that came in handy today. Good art happens when the artists put a piece of their soul into their work, and you are one of the few that do.

Thanks for the update! You're one of my favorite people on screen. I used to ride with a service and work in an ER. You can't make this stuff up.

Yaaaay!! Crispy Kris Kringle lived! I am not surprised about the other two, although I wish I didn't have such personal experience with some of the aspects of those stories. Thanks for the updates! :D

0:54 What the~ was that Markiplier??

@kindracorbridge6118

3 ай бұрын

I guess so.

@1TakoyakiStore

3 ай бұрын

Now you know why this video has over a million views. 😂

@chrisbowers4287

Ай бұрын

100% the Moo video

Love these follow ups!

Absolutely love your videos! Thank you!

Hey man, don't feel too bad...shit happens.

@angelawhittaker1242

6 ай бұрын

It didn't even occur to me that I hadn't seen any write "shit happens" yet, so now I'm trying to control my laughter to let my kitten keep sleeping and not wake her...... I'm dying right now of inner laughter though....

@dragondancer1814

6 ай бұрын

Sometimes quite literally!

@midnight_x_edits

4 ай бұрын

As someone with Crohns disease shit does in fact happen

I remember in high school, there is this story our teacher told us in technics class. Its probably fake but I kinda love it because of how stupid it is. Basically, there is an emergency button in the classroom which shuts down all tools, power and such. The first day in that classroom, during the walktrough of everything in it, our teacher told us that the emergency button had only been used once before. About 2 years before my time at the school. It was during a lesson in soldering. Naturally when soldering for the first time, all students are told to never, ever touch the iron of a soldering iron with your fingers. So here comes this guy, who wasnt that bright and thought: "well if I can't touch it with my fingers, what about my tongue?" (I'm assuming similar to the idea of licking your fingers and using that to put out a fire, which I also don'f recommend). Safe to say an ambulance had to be called that day. And he now has a split snake-like tongue. Like I said this story is probably fake, but its sheer stupidity sticks with me very well (which is probs why the teacher told it). Now every time I help someone solder anything, I always tell them this story. It actually helps a lot to remind someone of the danger of "ouch iron hot"

@MetaGiga

6 ай бұрын

Never underestimate human stupidity. That’s what I’ve learned from this channel

@kenbrown2808

6 ай бұрын

I had a day that I managed to accidentally lay the back of my hand across a soldering iron. on the one hand, I can confirm that it is a painful smelly mistake to make. on the other hand, I doubt he had the level of determination it would take to actually burn all the way through his tongue.

@rhov-anion

6 ай бұрын

Not a soldering iron, but I watched as a classmate in chemistry dropped acid on his tongue, wondering if he would get a high. Instead, he had a hole burned right through his tongue and part of his lip. Of course, none of us tried to stop him besides warning him it was stupid. "If you die, it's your own fault." The following year, a student wondered what would happen if he lit his Zippo lighter near some chemicals and blew up half the lab, injuring multiple students and shutting the lab down for months. Never underestimate the stupidity of teens.

@Tytonida

6 ай бұрын

Ich bin mir absolut sicher, dass diese Geschichte wahr ist. Man kann garnicht so blöde denken wie manche Leute handeln. Aus diesem Grund hinken Sicherheitsvorschriften auch IMMER hinterher, weil es IMMER einen Trottel gibt, der die Lücke findet, die ihm den Darwin Award bringt.

@jimbob5891

6 ай бұрын

​@@kenbrown2808Ah yes, the smell!

Damn, this one had me rolling the whole time. Glad the patients are good, but the humor is gold.

Sir, you remind me so much of my uncle who recently passed, it literally makes me want to give you a hug.

The actual story of Jason having a crappy shift was absolutely hilarious. So what about the dude that had his leg out the car window. I’m really curious about that story

Yesssss I am having a panic attack and I can't tell you how happy I was to see this. Thanks Jason your the bomb dude 😎

@porkyxd8245

6 ай бұрын

Ummm....You ok now?

@NightFoxProductions

6 ай бұрын

I hope you're doing better. As someone else who suffers from panic attacks - they can be a mother to get out of.

@nikigira

6 ай бұрын

from someone who also gets panic attacks wishing you all the best!

@tannerhill9648

6 ай бұрын

Hope you’re doing better now!

@lockedreams

5 ай бұрын

I love the solidarity in these comments ❤ Also wishing you the best.

Dude, you make me crack up every time. Thanks for giving us your humor!

In Australia, paramedic shifts were always 10 or 12 hours (not including the frequent overtime) with a 4 day on 4 day off rotation so hearing the words "24 hour shift" blows my little mind

What I learned from this is that people in the same fire department truly are like siblings. They’ll be in your corner, but will also simultaneously laugh at your expense and tell everyone the most embarrassing stories about what happened to you like that one time in the ambulance when you had extra hot fudge in your sundae

@angelawhittaker1242

6 ай бұрын

Nooooooo, now I might not be able to look at fudge squeezed onto Iced cream ever again after you said the hot fudge sundae thing....... I wanna cry right now!!!!

@NotAStanAccount

5 ай бұрын

​@@angelawhittaker1242haha, yeah -- you just took the thoughts right outta my head!

I'd love to know what happened to the guy in the car accident who got his leg folded in half. Also want to know who was who in the "doing an IV, patient's blood spurts into EMT's mouth" incident.

Please, keep these coming!!!!

Your acting is spot on, hilarious. I forget you are the only person acting out several characters you do so well at playing the people.

This is so informative! Great job, fantastic reporting!🌻🌼🐝 Keep it up 🙌

Wow, this guy is a legend, he never fails to entertain, the way he speaks and the way he looks at and the funny words he use 😂😂😂😂THIS IS JUST TOO FUNNY

This Series is amazing and i hope you got many more Episodes in stock for us.

this is some of the funniest stories man. i love it . very entertaining. thank you for your service. medical/ emt people have some of the most wild stuff happen on a daily bases.

Oh my gosh! I’m so sorry that happened to you but I laughed way too much. Thank you for sharing!

@PrograError

6 ай бұрын

it happens to the best of us...

When I was in high school gym class we were working on volleyball. I remember one of the more athletic boys jumping at the ball and then I was in the clinic. I don't remember how I got there. Paramedics showed up and one of them was talking to the other about how depressing it was that he had been on the job longer than the patient had been alive. Funny what you do and don't remember after head trauma.

@veronikamajerova4564

5 ай бұрын

You´r teacher called an abulance for you? Wow, wish I had that. When I was 6 or 7, in the school during PE i stumbled over bench and slammed hard headfirst on the hard wooden ground. I passed out. Ya think my teacher called an ambulance, or at least my parents? Nope. Even tough I was a little green in the face (according to one of my classmates), all she did was let me sit the rest of the PE out. Yeah, not even rest of the classes. And of course she never told my parents.

@janet6421

5 ай бұрын

@@veronikamajerova4564 My teacher sent me to the school nurse. She called my mom but this was in the late 90's and my mom was out and didn't have her cell phone on. She didn't know that anything was wrong until she got home and checked the answering machine. Then the nurse called an ambulance.

The calmest patient they ever had! LOL!

Haha that's hilarious, thank you for over sharing the last story! 😂

And yet he didn't have to tell the internet he pooped his pants. But he still did lol.

I legit love ya, bro. Youre a good dude. We need more people like you.

These stories gets even better

Man I freaking love your stuff.

WE ARE SO BACK!!!!! More long videos, please

Nah man. I feel your pain. My drill sergeants gassed us in Basic Training and it caused me to have a really bad reaction and I didn't live it down for the rest of Basic.

Oh I’m happy to see you continue these!

Would 100% watch longer form videos with more in depth stories about what you've seen, would be super entertaining

So glad you did this video and choose just these ones! Some of my favorites! Always enjoy your content and way to tell stories /swedish nurse and nightwatcher

Awesome video! I forward these along to my friend the retired paramedic, and his daughter who is currently a paramedic.

The moo guy is my favorite short of yours! Hilarious.

@d1nodray

15 күн бұрын

"he thinks he's a cow, man!" "M O O"

@m_n_a_b

15 күн бұрын

@@d1nodray 🤣

2:28 that was the exact song I heard as you said "sweet death" 😂😂😂

I definitely didn't expect another one of these so soon, but I'm thrilled! thank you so much Jason!

Good on you for owning up! That's how you combat bullies. hahahahaha Great video!

Hard to believe that you actually thought coworkers would not share something embarrassing. There's always something random thrown in that just makes my day! Love every one of these!

These are amazing PLEASE keep making these follow uo videos.

It's a shame that these brilliant videos are so short, to be honest, they're too short!!! I love them... No matter how shit I feel, your videos have already saved me a few days... thank you for that, my friend 🫶🤜🤛

Head injuries are crazy. My most severe concussion (I've had quite a few), I barely I registered that I'd hit my head, let alone that I'd gotten a concussion, until I'd gotten up, walked to my house, and then started projectile vomiting.

@slook7094

5 ай бұрын

Football player?

@itstruckmeeveryday

5 ай бұрын

@@slook7094 ha, no. Horse rider and animal rescue, so lots of falls and dangerous situations. The bad one was just a slip and fall on ice though after a late night at the shelter. Unfortunately clumsy af too.

the way you explain things always cracks me up

Thank you for doing this!!!! I was actually wondering about how the one who had WAY to many edibles was doing and the poor EMT who was trying to hold it in don't ever stop making these I could watch them for hours

Dude you always make laugh so freaking hard every video I watch from you. 😂 Never stop being you!