I have rocks now, I demand a rematch

@4noteclover

11 ай бұрын

then it's a rematch you'll get

@NathanRibeirodeFrancaYegrosFer

11 ай бұрын

Damn, glad to be here for the rematch of the hour

@owenonosu

11 ай бұрын

LOL

@happy_chaos.

11 ай бұрын

I got here on the right time

@opoxy4553

11 ай бұрын

how did the rematch go

the hp bar isn't actually his health points, it was his patience

@Shanafel

11 ай бұрын

that was kinda cold af

@Dantus777

11 ай бұрын

h-is p-atience

@MySonSet

11 ай бұрын

Omg this thread 😮

@zakstorm9191

11 ай бұрын

Words of wisdom

@johnvilbesas

11 ай бұрын

God Damm

To be fair, he fucked around so it was inevitable he was gonna find out..

@Bogacb

Жыл бұрын

The fuck around and find out graph is still relevant to this day!

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

*they but yeah, tis the scientific method lmao

@sehkairo2683

10 ай бұрын

it's a they?@@MegasLagann

@SavageJarJar

10 ай бұрын

@@MegasLagann shut up, pronoun this ratio lil bro

@elmostew2

7 ай бұрын

@@SavageJarJarfailed ratio

While I don't play the game, I am still left wondering if it was a mistake, or pure brass clangers that drove you to give wizard space and place him by the moon.

@4noteclover

Жыл бұрын

i fear nothing

@rocambolehibrido6132

11 ай бұрын

Like, it was being too easy to P1

@nef36

10 ай бұрын

Optimal wizard is way more aggressive than this, he was in zero danger.

@brunopagnoncelli975

10 ай бұрын

What's the name called???

@brunopagnoncelli975

10 ай бұрын

I really love how creative the attacks look pls tell me

Wizard had it coming for not using DI and spaming spark bombs instead of summoning orb.

@jknifgijdfui

11 ай бұрын

Di is still bullshit i refuse to believe anyone knows how to make it fucking work and its a shit reason to allow the game to make you get comboed for ten real time minutes

@autisticturtle1849

11 ай бұрын

Orb is so op I have no idea why some wizards neglect it ):

@MachineElf_Official

11 ай бұрын

I've won so many games with orb lmao

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

@@autisticturtle1849 because I only recently started playing the game at the time lmao

@glutton7sin672

11 ай бұрын

Or he could of at least gusted the orbs further down

0:29 the sync is godlike

@festyferny4543

6 ай бұрын

Heard this part and immediately looked for this comment

@TurkeyVR-ef2g7

4 ай бұрын

Fr

man that was the clutch of the CENTURY, gg dude

@toazethegecko

10 ай бұрын

Indeed

@Blockunstar

5 ай бұрын

1 comment only?

@MegasLagann

5 ай бұрын

well, not anymore lmao

He literally made a touhou attack at the end with the amount of projectiles he spammed

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

I prefer comparing it to Megas XLR, myself.

“But it’s not zero.” Is a mood. Never give up until absolute failure.

"It's over! You're surrounded!" "All I'm surrounded by is fear... and dead men."

@totallynotaminecraftchanne1923

10 ай бұрын

I like death!

@Drekromancer

10 ай бұрын

I was waiting for this comment

Hp is an illusion that every arcatype you aren't using uses to scare you

@johnvilbesas

11 ай бұрын

Hp stands for his patience

i always go easy on my friends because they legit leave after 10 minutes

@kasoy5239

11 ай бұрын

It’s not really fun to constantly lose. Gotta give them at least some chances to win.

@TheSilvershadow200

11 ай бұрын

Fighting games are only fun if both players involved are of or close to equal level. Could be awful or amazing. When it's not equal, one gets tired of losing, the other gets tired of not being challenged.

@TheCrayon

11 ай бұрын

I'm a stubborn bastard, so I'd happily play smash bros or tekken with my friends for an hour or so (even though they are very well versed with fighting games and I'm more a single player kinda guy). But like these other folks are saying, it is not fun to lose over and over again.

@TheSilvershadow200

11 ай бұрын

I'd also like to add what I said applies to any competition based game and competition irl too, not just fighting games.

@haikall5479

11 ай бұрын

Gotta give them hope first then you crush them and make them realize how doom they truly are

Bro you feel like such a badass when you watch your replays in yomi hustle

@darkeryzz

10 ай бұрын

FR

dude, this once happened to me (not in yomi hustle, another game) that the guy used a combo on me that almost killed me, i fell back and he said "gg ez, gg for you is get good" then i rushed and comboed him to death and i said "im still standing m8"

@4noteclover

11 ай бұрын

i have never seen a single episode of south park but somehow this feels like something cartman would say

@doorkey73

11 ай бұрын

​@@4notecloverAs a man who, unfortunately, watched South Park, you're correct.

@SwiftlySev

11 ай бұрын

@@4noteclovercan totally imagine the voice but he would never say he lost in the first place and it’d probably be reversed.

@user-st9lz7pi3h

5 ай бұрын

@cartmanplays I bet Scott tennerman or Kyle was playing against you

A wise man once said : "The only relevant HP is the last one"

@Astropenguin1

5 ай бұрын

lil nugget of knowledge.

@Minosprime679

3 ай бұрын

Unless if we’re playing smash brothers

@mavairick

3 ай бұрын

@@Minosprime679 They are not HP, they are %, and in this case, the only hit that matters is the one that ejects you.

"It's over! You have three hp left!" "It's two more than I need."

The Jojo theme never felt so appropriate.

The power of drinking hotdog water coursing through his vains.💪💯🔥

Bro sat up from his chair

0:27 the line "Its not zero tho"goes really hard

I have a replay like this, I was trapped in the corner as cowboy at very low hp, surrounded by projectiles, and then weaved my way through all of them flawlessly and kicked that wizard's butt. One of my greatest moments

When the HP Bar turn all black, he didn't die but the Black Bar was actually Phase 2 HP Bar

0:38 the way you dodged those purple projectiles / knew where they would go was amazing

@khansimeoni5292

11 ай бұрын

Yomi hustle is a turn based game, he did know where they where going to go

“Wow you’re so easy to beat! I thought you played this before.” *proceeds to get smacked*

@cornesalvo9366

3 ай бұрын

These words have never been uttered by a human mouth even once in the history of the entire universe and they will never be uttered until the very last electron of the very last atom ceases to move

@gamistry2947

3 ай бұрын

​@@cornesalvo9366 I uttered them

POV: your friend calls you trash so you gotta lean forward now

"Like, impressive, dude. I think I'm gonna have to use %0.001 percent of my power"

Any time fighting games are brought up I feel like sharing the experience I had brutalizing my older childhood friend's friends when I was a kid. We were playing Soul Calibur 3, I think, and they were doing some fun little mini tournament to get a wooden sword that my friend had made using duct tape and, well, wood. It was just a fun, semi-competitive format. But they didnt have enough people for 4, so I offered to join. They kinda laughed and let me in since I was an autistic little 10 year old who really wanted to interact with them. They started by going easy on me because they played the game a fair amount and they wanted to give me a "fair chance". O.k. I proceeded to massacre them all. Perfect reads, dodges, blocks, grabs, everything. They could barely touch me. I even went one round against one of them without getting hit. The moral of the story is that when your friend is an autistic gamer with few friends and a lot of spare time, you need to fear them.

@killerd54

10 ай бұрын

Fear the autistic. We have all the time on our hands

@TaigaClaws

5 ай бұрын

Señor you forget, sometimes we dont develop good enough coordination

@TaigaClaws

5 ай бұрын

However I have the map of every game, every mission and collectible, that I have ever played ready and available at any point. So trade offs

@quantumblauthor7300

5 ай бұрын

They might've secretly been going easy on ya

0:18 my volume was muted, but just by this flashing I can tell it’s the funny jojo music

this reminds me of when i was almost okay at toribash physics fighting game where touching the ground gets you the L I was basically held against the ground before completely reversing the advantage

Just me in general, I just have fun it's not even intentionally done but I always get knocked down to 1% then just start avoiding everything. Opponent: You lose! Me: You've just activated my trap card. *Broken Luck*

First time i am hearing of this game and I am glad i was introduced like this

@mdbgamer556

10 ай бұрын

Another vi-I mean, gamer to join the ranks. :D

"bro you suck" last moments before disaster

Best comeback I've ever seen in a while

its always that one guy who always survives on low hp

"-you're finished ! i surrounded you with my magic darts and spark bombs ! YOU CANNOT WIN CLOVER !" "-fool, didn't you remark something ?" "-uh ?..." "-your hp, it's very low." "-What ?! HOW DID THAT HAPPEN ?!" "-because of sadness, when you stay away from the opponent for too long sadness start to build, when too high you progressively loose hp and lose access to all defensive options. while you were occupied staying in the air launching projectiles you didn't see your sadness going up, i took this opportunity to build meter and reposition myself perfectly. Now i can hit you with my 100-cuts and finish you off in a single combo." "-HAHAHAHA, YOU FOOL ! I JUST HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO BLOCK, MEANING THAT I CAN PARRY AND HAVE A FRAME-ADVANTAGE !" "-Shit !" "-TAKE THIS ! CONJURE WEAPON !" "-hm. idiot." "-HE DODGED ?!" "-This attack has too much start-up so i had time to Air Dash, This was your last mistake, now i only need to attack you once to win." "-NOOOO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I. TOPHAT, WAS SUPPOSED TO WIN ! I'M THE BETTER PLAYE-" "-ORA." ... *Use DI next time.*

@xNezrx

Жыл бұрын

Bro wrote a whole novel DAYUM

@McdonaldKnight

Жыл бұрын

@@xNezrx Yes.

@xNezrx

Жыл бұрын

@@McdonaldKnight respect for the effort

@maxmanchik

11 ай бұрын

My man is a better writer than 99% of Hollywood

@BurningKing1103

11 ай бұрын

Araki writes YOMI Hustle fanfic

Even the dart misses at the end ,damn bro (more like 1000 cut destroy it)

A friend of mine got me into fighting games and taught me a few things. The most important thing he taught me is that you aint done till that heath bar is empty. There is ALWAYS a chance.

Tekken 7 Akuma 🤝 Y.O.M.I. Cowboy “Alright, I’m at 1 hp, now the match is fair”

As a wise man once said "A man who has nothing to lose is the most dangerous type of man."

“dont take my mercy for weakness”

That's how you know it's a real fighting game

The only HP that matters is the last one!

You’ve never won until the enemy is dead.

I'm not trapped in here with you, YOU'RE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!

Nearly every jojo part 3 and 4 episode be like

0:37 I like to think he's screaming like diavolo lol

"You're surrunded!" "Yes... Surrounded by fate..."

"The only HP that matters is the last one"

bro really just said "aight, bet" wizard mains would still be like "nah man you got lucky"

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

as the wizard in this video, I can confidently say that what she pulled when she hit 1HP was downright awe inspiring to me, she 100% got proper credit for that

“hey man! i think i’m finally getting good at this game!”

Poor mage, he didn't train hard enough in the tower of wizard mains and didn't loop him for half an hour

The health bar was how much he was holding back

This makes me remember when I was playing three of my friends at once (a 3v1) and I didn’t try up to a point. That was until I reached my second to last life. Needless to say, they didn’t really want to play against me again.

I like the fact that you could just casually evade every projectile

@valcron4774

5 ай бұрын

somthing tells me you dont know how the game works

Bro was dodging like he was playing Touhou

bro made him fly through the entire fucking stage

Confession - Whenever I play games with someone and they are against me, I will intentionally let them get near victory before pulling the most flawless comeback you’ve ever seen in your life just to keep them playing. For if I destroy them to quickly, they shall leave. You must provide hope before you choose annihilation.

Its not over till its over

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

I'll keep that in mind for the rematch

Pov: you suddenly remember the 6ft goth girl is watching your game

"Alright, I think ive given myself enough of a handicap"

Mad respect man

i mean he didnt change his DI at all so he was kind of asking for it

@C0M3T_PL4YS

Жыл бұрын

I never played or have been able to play YOMI Hustle before so what is DI?

@horacehorace6793

Жыл бұрын

@@C0M3T_PL4YS directional influence. it basically changes what direction you get sent in when you get hit. its an important tool for escaping combos because by DIinng in the right way you can make it hard for the opponent to follow up, or hard for them to use their more damaging moves. Similarly, if you can read your opponents DI, you can get far more damaging combos

@horacehorace6793

Жыл бұрын

@@C0M3T_PL4YS yomi hustle is free on itch so you should give it a shot. i would reccomend a youtube channel called yomiLearn for good guides

@asierx7047

11 ай бұрын

Infinite ninja punch loop go brr

“ I’ve taught you everything you know, but not everything I know… “

When the friend you taught how to play calls you trash after killing you

I’m scared to try this game now.

@4noteclover

Жыл бұрын

trust me, it looks terrifying, and you'll get absolutely humbled every once in a hot minute, but it's fun as hell once you get into it

if Hollow Knight taught me anything, it’s that 1 HP is sometimes all you need, amazing work.

@4noteclover

11 ай бұрын

from one hollow knight enjoyer to another, this is absolutely true

@SPAMTONGG

11 ай бұрын

@@4noteclover yeah pantheon of hallownest all bindings really taught me wonders

those last dodges were personal

THAT PRIDE WILL BE YOUR DOWNFALL GANONDORF

This is what happens when you go from sitting back to sitting forward while playing a competitive game

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

yeah, pretty much lmao

this man has plot armor

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

yeah, and this is why the music fits because I just fought a fuckin jojo character, that fight against her still kicked ass tho

@pokeriolu

5 ай бұрын

and a spamming opponent

"but its not zero" that my friend was cold

"You only have 1hp" "So does sans undertale, allow me to make an impersonation of him now"

I once were on Brawlhalla, I was loosing 2-3 Defeated the dude once, but he destroyed me, leaving me on red HP and 1 life So it were 1-2 Hell, I somehow survived and destroyed him twice lol

@pokeriolu

5 ай бұрын

noice (i play brawlhalla too) would like to know the context stats haracters stances yknow the deal

nice

Alternate title: your friendly fight with your friend gets out of hand

First video of yomi hustle I’ve seen and it’s *PERFECT*

Ok as someone who plays game. Its really as cool as it looks. You definitely need the patience to play it though as its turn based combat but it makes cool stuff like this

@mdbgamer556

10 ай бұрын

Yeah, most matches on average take a good half hour or more.

@sleepysloothz442

10 ай бұрын

​@@mdbgamer556what's the game called?

Dude doesnt know how OP orb is

@MegasLagann

11 ай бұрын

correct, i was still new to the game at the time

@maokami2796

11 ай бұрын

@@MegasLagannwell, i hope you are not now then :)

this is the closest choreography thing i've seen to a full good old animated stickfight.

i swear this is sometimes annoying cuz If I wont go easy on my friend then he just rage quits like my bro just get better lol

Man that game looks crazy fun i wonder whats the name of it

@4noteclover

Жыл бұрын

It's called Your Only Move is Hustle, and it's $5 on Steam if you ever wanna try it out It's a turn-based fighting game, so you have time to think about every move you make which results in clips like this

@veganeaglecookery4868

Жыл бұрын

and you can have 5000000000 modded characters

@joblogs9532

11 ай бұрын

Your only move is hustle.

this game looks so cool to people who don't know its just glorified chess

When you finally get tired of your little brother talking smack

blud really said "I just have to kill you before they hit me"

1 hp and a dream, for his opponent, a nightmare made manifest.

'Remember Son, Dying is Gay'

I love how at 0:30 the hit sounds were in sync with the music

I don't even like fighting games, but the edit at the start with Vento di Ouro was *chef kiss

This reminds me of a time I was playing a fighting game called Bulwark, and I was participating in a Christmas events where you had to deliver gifts to houses across the map. One dude interrupted my quest and challenged me to a duel. I asked him politely to let me deliver the gift, then we could fight. He declined my offer and attacked me anyway. The fight lasted less than 20 seconds. Let’s just say his face became quite well acquainted with my halberd.

That was so coool!

“You really think you can beat me? You’re on 1 HP!” “That’s true..” *“But it’s not Zero.”*

Like a certain minecraft player: "not even close!"

God damn! That first combo cowboy hit was insane

"You fight like a wizard."

Yomi hustle replays always look amazing

Love yomi hustle, even the oldies

william afton was really sick of old man consquences minigame lmao

The guy with the katana always wons in every kind of story

i like the synced up "JOJO" at the start

"You're surrounded" "Poor bastard. You've nowhere to run, then."