Even worse: Telling an Austrian they're basically mountain German.

@daname1491

11 ай бұрын

If you also put a sauce on your Schnitzel at the same time chances are it‘s going to be the last one 😅

@Ind3xPlus

11 ай бұрын

​@@daname1491Because that's just plain stupid. Why would you go out of your way to put a crispy breading on something, just to drown it in sauce.

@daname1491

11 ай бұрын

@@Ind3xPlus Yea no idea. It‘s like making a bolognese with ketchup. A capital crime in my opinion.

@Volundur9567

11 ай бұрын

Echt lustig.

@AmadeuShinChan

11 ай бұрын

We are Südbayern in my opinion. The rest of Germany that ISN'T bavaria ist Nordbayern, but Noone knows these details yet, needs some time and education

If he happened to be having asked an Austrian passer by whether he was German, he would have ended down the slope right away the first time 😂😂

@BerniPro

11 ай бұрын

Heast! Don't denounce us Austrians like that - We are kind and loving people - or you'll end down a slope in the Alpen.

@pentatron3127

11 ай бұрын

Well A H wasn't that nice xD

@carinaohnenachname1802

11 ай бұрын

Thats what I was thinking

@aurelije

11 ай бұрын

Austrians being the worst nazis but all after the war they pretended to be victims and all moral and material blame went on Germany. We people of Serbia are aware that wermacht units executing 100 for 1 order killing thousands of hostages were Austrian.

@tetraederfisch904

11 ай бұрын

Exactly! Austrians DO. MIND. As an austrian myself most of the time I think it's kind of ridiculous, but then when someone confuses me with a german I correct them immediately xD

Austria: Mountain Germany. Netherlands: Swamp Germany. Switzerland: "special" Germany.

@user-rn7gd9mw7q

4 ай бұрын

Germany east of the Elba: actually not Germany

@thecockfather82

4 ай бұрын

​@@user-rn7gd9mw7q Actually KARTOFFELN-ESSENERS...

@kelvisshandei

4 ай бұрын

Switzerland is the Richer Germoney

@_MC529

4 ай бұрын

@@kelvisshandei but less influential

@Tyexx_

4 ай бұрын

@@_MC529 and less funny also

We don't have the "mistaking a Swiss person for a German person" skit yet because no one's lived to tell the tale.

@TheFren

5 ай бұрын

Also, no one can understand their gibberish.

@ievgenkolomiiets6884

5 ай бұрын

Because no one understands Schwitzerduitch and can't even tell that it's a German language

@vaska1999

5 ай бұрын

😅

@ADJackD

5 ай бұрын

Man is it that hard? I can’t understand spoken standard deustch@@ievgenkolomiiets6884

@QuaestorL

4 ай бұрын

Is that a challenge? I need to find a swiss person to test it out.

In Germany we don't say: You are walking too fast, slow down a bit We say: Langsam wir sind doch nicht auf der Flucht!

@herrmannnachnahme9456

11 ай бұрын

W O K E I N S C H N E E L I E G T K A N N M A N L A U F E N !

@helenah9458

11 ай бұрын

„Hast du Jagdwurst gefressen?“ passt da auch ganz gut

@StillFinn_Official

11 ай бұрын

Wieso sind hier alle englisch

@luzifer9976

11 ай бұрын

Den Jagtwurst-Spruch höre ich deutlich öfter

@jonashenningmuller6955

11 ай бұрын

Ich hab lange Beine bin eh schon 1,83 Meter groß und 14 also bin ich ein schneller geher oh und ich lebe ihm Dorf also, ich warte nicht.

Being an Austrian I am happy with how the German dealt with this,

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

@@alicja2175 If with Germany you mean the lands inhabited by Germans, yes, if you mean the political entity called Federal Republic of Germany, no

@mrsalt548

8 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderLittlebears so u choose violence?

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

@@mrsalt548 Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

@Hm-rz2qg

8 ай бұрын

​@@AlexanderLittlebears As much as it bothers you, you'll just have to accept it dude

@NJI-hy1pq

7 ай бұрын

Lol

I'm from Bavaria and I have to admit that we and Austria are actually very close.

@elfe441

3 ай бұрын

I agree. I'm an austrian woman

@thewonderer9551

2 ай бұрын

Mia San Mia 🔴⚪😊

@roswi9861

21 күн бұрын

Deutschland und Österreich war einst ein Volk - lt Geschichte .Heiliges Römisches Reich. Von 962 bis 1806

@animetrend7856

17 күн бұрын

Griaß di aus Österreich

@Neltheraku

17 күн бұрын

@@animetrend7856 Hawidere

I am from Bavaria and I won‘t be angry being called Austrian 😊

@budapestkeleti6404

3 ай бұрын

You have the same accent and dialect. I had an Austrian flatmate. She always told when she met German customers they were always like what cute accent, this is where we go to ski

@bomberdomme7308

3 ай бұрын

yeah and we northern germans would like to sell you to austria ;D

@thewonderer9551

2 ай бұрын

Mia San Mia 😊 🔴⚪

@NMDA416

2 ай бұрын

Bavaria is basicly north austria😊

@julianrottmann7999

Ай бұрын

​@@bomberdomme7308was hast du für Deutschland geleistet? Bayern ist sehr wichtig für Deutschland, schon immer gewesen, aber wer natürlich keine ahnung von der deutschen Wirtschaft hat, redet so ein Müll.

German guy: you’ve just advanced to level 69, psycho

@1_kugelfisch

11 ай бұрын

😂 haha

@yyhbackagain5013

11 ай бұрын

That’s lvl 3 german at max 😅

@1_kugelfisch

11 ай бұрын

@@yyhbackagain5013 thats my grandpa and yess i am german

@eduminus_rex

11 ай бұрын

Er ist kein psycho

@dirk143

11 ай бұрын

Try that with an Austrian.

Little did the Englishman know that he chose to say fighting words

@Matt..S

11 ай бұрын

Accidentally pressed Antagonize in RDR2

@anniebe4992

11 ай бұрын

100%

@blacktemplar2377

11 ай бұрын

What's the difference?

@anniebe4992

11 ай бұрын

@@blacktemplar2377 Two countries, two "languages" (different terms for sure), 2 cultures, different foods, different holidays, different government, different economy, different law, different weather, different location, Different mentality

@evafuhriman8086

9 ай бұрын

😂

It's akin to asking someone from Uruguay if they're from Argentina (they speak exactly alike). They tend to get offended.

@williampena197

5 ай бұрын

They get really unfunded, don't ask them who invented tango, unless you want them to go ballistic

@bonibell

26 күн бұрын

I am Argentinian and I can say this is false. Argentina and Uruguay feel as a brothers, we know that we are very similar, maybe they can annoyed if you start to talk about football.

@Cancelable_

12 күн бұрын

no mientas bro

A certain Austrian painter doesn't share the opinion of this particular Mountain German 😬🙈 🇩🇪 🇦🇹

The German says, "The situation is serious, but not hopeless." The Austrian says: "The situation is hopeless, but not serious."

@karadiberlino

10 ай бұрын

💯💯💯😂👌🏼

@marvin2678

10 ай бұрын

huh ?

@GuyHeadbanger

10 ай бұрын

@@marvin2678 You did not understand? German original here: "Der Deutsche sagt: Die Lage ist ernst, aber nicht aussichtslos. Der Österreicher: Die Lage ist aussichtslos, aber nicht ernst. Meaning, that Germans take all things dead-serions, but Austrians tend to be more relaxed - or if you are German, the Austrians are more careless.

@Evangeline.F

10 ай бұрын

@@GuyHeadbanger Less "careless" and more "carefree". In general, the saying is to highlight how Germans are dour, but they actually think they can solve their problems and try. Austrians tend to be more resigned to fate, but they also just take it with more humour.

@GuyHeadbanger

10 ай бұрын

@@Evangeline.F Hey, we are not dour, that's just what it looks like from an outsiders perspective. 😁 And thanks, I got the wrong word indeed.

“We are not painters.”

@technikhusky2054

10 ай бұрын

"We give everyone a second chance in a different career"

@tkraid2575

10 ай бұрын

"We also don't sound like we're giving war orders every single time."

@aidaprsic9740

9 ай бұрын

Du kleiner bier trinkendern monster

@randomaustrian

9 ай бұрын

My friends dad is and hes austrian😃👍

@toxic_narcissist

9 ай бұрын

Top 10 overused jokes

Had to learn this the hard way. Worked in Germany for a while and later in Austria too. I was hanging out with an Austrian friend and I went on and on about my experiences in Germany. She ended up saying "if you like it so much there why did you come to Austria???" 😅

In reality, the German would not care. The Austrians would.

@trythis2006

3 ай бұрын

they are upset because hungary austrian didnt worked out, kek

@Frosty_V0

3 ай бұрын

@@trythis2006No, because absorption into the Reich didn’t.

@daniel6009

Ай бұрын

Many Germans would care I can promise you that.

@omccc

20 күн бұрын

@@trythis2006I wish Austria and Hungary would unite again ;( ( without war)

@TheMuffinMan2

11 күн бұрын

​​@@omccc It was Serbias fault ?!? 💔

I swear that German dude saw it coming from a mile away

@clientmodsghg

11 ай бұрын

in germany we say: from a kilometer away*

@Anna.K..

11 ай бұрын

kilometers or miles. ,,Er war Meilen weit voraus."

@foxi13x

11 ай бұрын

​@@Anna.K..see-meilen

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

@littlelady79KK

24 күн бұрын

We can feel it if we wake up 😂

"bloody hell." - he said calmly after getting pushed off a cliff.

@HowIamDriving

11 ай бұрын

"isn't that a bit rude, mate?"

@thestonegateroadrunner7305

11 ай бұрын

Stiff upper lip

@maeryn4200

11 ай бұрын

When you are already dead inside, nothing can shock you. Except a taser

@fabricofdreams.

11 ай бұрын

Still calmer than Dumbledore

@Foxy_AR

11 ай бұрын

I mean he’s bri’ish

That pissed off walk looks so german 😂😂

Dachte, wir wären die unfreundlicheren😅🇦🇹❤️

@heikoscheuermann

Ай бұрын

Naja wenn man ehrlich ist sind weder wir noch ihr so dermassen unfreundlich wie wir immer hingestellt werden. Bei euch ist es doch was das Thema angeht nicht viel anders wie bei uns oder? Wie man in den Wald hineinruft so hallt es zurück....

Can't wait for the sequel. Asking an Austrian if they're from Germany. 🥊😂

@cckiller4378

11 ай бұрын

That sequel will never release

@Kim.Yo-jong

11 ай бұрын

Austrians are Germans as well

@texinger4343

11 ай бұрын

Austrians are NOT Germans i dont want to hear that anymore the language is different the culture is different and the german humor is insulting in austria

@Kim.Yo-jong

11 ай бұрын

@@texinger4343 Of course they are 👎🏻

@ansgarzeiner9512

11 ай бұрын

😂

Once asked an Australian where in Britain he was from. He was not happy...

@herrmannnachnahme9456

11 ай бұрын

Prison. At least his ancestors.

@Nugire

11 ай бұрын

He was, but he showed an Australian Smile :(

@Spatzenzunge

11 ай бұрын

😂 underrated comment

@NotUnymous

11 ай бұрын

​@@herrmannnachnahme9456😂

@weltuntergangsbote

11 ай бұрын

​@@Nugire xDD

"its the same thing, isn't it?" RUN! and never turn around!

When you meet a German in Austria, it's generally a friendly and amicable encounter. Austria and Germany share a common border and have strong cultural ties, so interactions between Austrians and Germans are usually quite relaxed and congenial. Here are some tips for meeting a German in Austria: 1. Greetings: A common way to greet someone in Austria, as in Germany, is with a firm handshake and eye contact. Say "Guten Tag" (Good day) or "Hallo" (Hello) when meeting someone for the first time. 2. Language: Germans and Austrians both speak German, but there are regional dialects and accents in both countries. Be aware that some Austrians may speak a local dialect, so standard German might be the best language to use if you're not familiar with the dialect. 3. Respect local customs: While both countries share many customs and traditions, Austria has its unique cultural practices and regional specialties. Be open to experiencing Austrian culture and traditions and be respectful of their customs. 4. Small talk: Like in many countries, small talk is a great way to break the ice. You can discuss topics like the weather, travel, or local attractions. Austrians, like Germans, appreciate polite and engaging conversation. 5. Be punctual: Punctuality is important in both Austria and Germany. Arriving on time for meetings or social gatherings is a sign of respect. 6. Food and drink: Austrian cuisine is renowned for its delicious dishes, including Wiener Schnitzel, Sachertorte, and various types of sausages. If you're invited to a meal, be sure to try local specialties. If you're going for a drink, beer and coffee are popular choices. 7. Be aware of regional differences: Austria is a diverse country with various regions, each having its own customs and traditions. Depending on where in Austria you are, you might encounter different practices. Be open to learning about the specific region you are visiting. 8. Show interest in local culture: Showing a genuine interest in Austrian culture, history, and traditions can help build rapport with the locals. In general, just be polite, friendly, and open-minded when meeting a German in Austria. Respect the local culture, and you'll likely have a pleasant and enriching experience.

@Volkswagen-of-Deutschland

6 ай бұрын

I have competition

@WololoWololo2

Ай бұрын

No you

@budapestkeleti6404

Ай бұрын

The encounter in Königgrätz wasn't that amicable. Punctuality in England isn't vital, but hipocrisy

@Heidenspross

13 күн бұрын

we get along with Austria? nope! nope! nope! they still owe us for sending that Charlie Chaplin lookalike... the account is still at two more Falcos and several thousand metric tons of Mozartkugeln, then we can talk again. ;-P

@reinholdschachinger2523

12 күн бұрын

Well said👍🏻

seeing a German painter in Austria😇😁 seeing an Austrian painter in Germany:💀🗿

@kingmegatron7974

6 ай бұрын

Gustav Klimt? OH- you mean the other guy...

@bevan2342

6 ай бұрын

😂😂

@user-hk5fg3bk8h

5 ай бұрын

Nein Nein Nein Nein!

@damteman

5 ай бұрын

Actually the austrian painter was ethnically german

@monicathefox4372

5 ай бұрын

seeing an austrian painter in austria: 👍

I love the first part when the Englishman says "Hey, you alright mate" and the German stops and closes his eyes 😂 instant regret of greeting him, hahaha

@england1413

5 ай бұрын

I also enjoy the comparison of the straightforward "hallo" and "alright mate"

I know nothing about Germany or Austria but I do know for certain to never confuse the two and say they’re the same 😂

This happened to me but in Austria. This Austrian woman told me that Germans have cold personalities and are uptight, and everything the world stereotypes about Germany is actually Austrian. Then she started ranting in Austrian German, saying something about how Lederhosen and Dirndls are from Austria.

@Aleks_Kramer

Ай бұрын

There was also one painter from Austria who refuted this opinion.

@arabelletessa1420

17 күн бұрын

The whole alpine culture thing actually cultural appropriation. Germany does not even have real Alpine mountains.

@TheMuffinMan2

11 күн бұрын

As an austrian i don't really know either why some ppl think Germans are so cold, they aren't. And ppl which think that arent better.

As a Bavarian, I would agree to that statement Servus to my austrian brothers.

@marcelkaiser6334

11 ай бұрын

Servas

@andreapreiser6162

11 ай бұрын

Servus und griaß di🥨🍻❤

@Gentlelady91

11 ай бұрын

Servus

@Stray0

11 ай бұрын

Servus, same here (i'm bavarian)

@cottagehardcoreultrasw3998

11 ай бұрын

bayern muss sterben damit wir leben können

You know you're german when you're able to pronounce "Tschechisches Streichholzschächtelchen" 😊✌

@ihrtoys

11 ай бұрын

its easy :D

@chrst7346

11 ай бұрын

haha… so with this shibboleth half the guys of NRW would to be considered as not Germans…. I KNEW, I KNEW IT before😂

@BoT-ez5lw

11 ай бұрын

😂 Ich hab's versucht - keine Chance

@7bence

11 ай бұрын

Wait, am I German? 🤔

@u.4499

11 ай бұрын

Kein Problem.

Everyone: Austria and Germany is the same thing Me: *the austian was too stunned to speak.. *

Austrian people are nicer and more educated

@Frosty_V0

3 ай бұрын

Other way around

@Avignon_Pope

2 ай бұрын

Naah, they are both rude as same.

You know he‘s not Austrian because he didn’t say servus and his hiking boots aren’t made of leather

@Levittchen4G

11 ай бұрын

Leather hiking boots are the best hiking boots. You get one pair and never have to get another one

@mkolbat

11 ай бұрын

Bavarian say Servus, too 😉... former Roman Empire thing.

@annikalangstrumpf1793

11 ай бұрын

I`m Bavaria. I`ve got leather boots and bavarian people say "Servus" too.

@FiNN--

11 ай бұрын

@@Livingston_SeagullNot really

@excessivelyfangirlingbookw3339

11 ай бұрын

I’ve also expected the „Servus“ or alternatively „Grüß Gott“

But no one says "Hallo" when hiking in the Alps. You say "Servus", "Griaß di" or at least "Grüß Gott". 😉

@herrvonBrausen

11 ай бұрын

na ja, depends on whom you met there... not everyone are locals or familiar with these (e.q. somebody from other parts of Germany, I mean not Bavaria).

@GabbaGandalf420

11 ай бұрын

Dat heißt überall Moin! Moin! sonst werd ich von meinem Fadder enderbt

@Ben126LP

11 ай бұрын

​@@GabbaGandalf420Moin moin mien Jung

@christophsams4167

11 ай бұрын

@@GabbaGandalf420 Wo’s redsdn du fia an Scheiß zom?

@user-cy1iq8ux6f

11 ай бұрын

​@@GabbaGandalf420 Moin is german, in austria you almost never hear it.

In England people always ask are you alright at first i thought there's something wrong with me 😂 later i understood its just how are you in British

ALso eigentlich würden Deutsche sagen: "Ja, Österreich ist ja Im Grunde Deutschland" aber wenn du so etwas zu einem Österreicher sagst - RENN!

@sanis740

10 ай бұрын

Beweg di du hu-😃

@tapflkfjdifufu

10 ай бұрын

Sonst bist du tot.

@Dragonnik17

10 ай бұрын

Aber ganz schnö bevor Ma die ganze Gmeind verständigen, dann gibts ka entkommen mehr

@tapflkfjdifufu

10 ай бұрын

@@Dragonnik17 jo donn san sowieso weg vom Fenster

@CornFlex.

10 ай бұрын

Ne wenn du aus bayern kommst sicher nicht 😅

I think Austrians would be more offended at being called German than Germans would at being called Austrian. (I am Austrian)

@Nirotheolu

11 ай бұрын

Never happens actually. Most dont know austria and think you misspelled australia. (Also something austrians get mad of, right?)

@TheReptain

11 ай бұрын

As an Austrian i agree

@Mnkskanal

11 ай бұрын

I am from southern Bavaria and feel closer to Tirol than to Hamburg.

@fethryduck

11 ай бұрын

As a German i don't agree. Austria brought always Trouble to Germany. Kaiserschmarrn made us fat, in Football they humiliate us several Times and they send us this Idiot from Braunau. 😂😂

@Sparta829

11 ай бұрын

Griaß eng! I ho do glab I a no a Wörtchen mitzumren 😁 so gnau gätz ja ba uns a ned gell, oba as schene Estareich sollt ma ned mit Deitschlond verwechseln gell?🇦🇹

I loved the German Schradenfreude at the end… subtle and not sure others would pick up on that.

Last time they were the same we run into some problems 😂

It’s way more dangerous to say that to an Austrian the other way around 😂 Don’t ever do that. 😅

@manuelbuhr84

11 ай бұрын

Weil das alles Nestbeschmutzer sind, die ihre eigene Geschichte und ihr deutsches Blut verleugnen. Sie sind genauso Deutsch wie wir Franken oder Hessen oder Preußen. Noch 1938 waren alle glückliche Deutsche und heute wollen sie davon nichts mehr wissen. Selbst die Süd-Tiroler haben das den Ostmärklern voraus..

@Anna.K..

11 ай бұрын

So they can hide that A. H. was an Austrian and not a German.

@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908

11 ай бұрын

Austria, the country that made the world believe, that Beethoven was Austrian and Adolf Hitler a German...😂

@senfdazu2230

11 ай бұрын

​@@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908I think this was about Mozart, but the message arrived.

@harmseberhardharmseberhard9908

11 ай бұрын

@@senfdazu2230 no, definitivly Beethoven. Born in Bonn, family partly from Rheinland, partly from Holland, but lived and composed for decades in Vienna, part of 'Wiener Klassik'. But that's academic. 50 years later Emperor Franz Joseph of Austria identified as 'deutscher Reichsfürst'. So what.

"Back In my day we used to be in the same country"-👴🏻

@daviddildomann

9 ай бұрын

Nostalgia is hitting like ✋

@J0hn-MiCHaeL

9 ай бұрын

Ostmark

@letmeouturbasementbro

9 ай бұрын

​@davidkunz7687 fr, my arm is raising itself I swear 🙋🏼‍♂️

@Kokuswolf

8 ай бұрын

Yes, but we didn't agree on the origins of the same country.

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

The starting is what gets me lol, bro just wanted to say "hallo" and move on with life but the other guy had to be annoying and ask "are you alright mate?"

❤😂 that's like saying that Scottish is English and this happens 😂😅😊

Now we know Ötzis backstory

@yukiyuukichan5771

11 ай бұрын

Ötzi was Italian tho

@asterixur1335

11 ай бұрын

​@@yukiyuukichan5771when Ötzi lived, Italia didn't exist...

@yukiyuukichan5771

11 ай бұрын

@@asterixur1335 but it is spekulated He was Born on what today is called Italian grounds. Thats why Italians claim him as their "property" even tho He was found in Austria.

@asterixur1335

11 ай бұрын

@@yukiyuukichan5771 who knows, in a few years it could be osmanic ground. Will Ötzi have been a Turkey If they would say so?

@yukiyuukichan5771

11 ай бұрын

@@asterixur1335 if they overtake the country they don't Just take the ground but also the countries properties... so yes.

Next episode, Liam meets an Austrian Liam "Hello Mate" Austrian "Bam Oida!" ^^

@kwinzman

11 ай бұрын

Underrated comment.

@hulmhochberg8129

11 ай бұрын

"KROCH MA EINE"?

@core36

11 ай бұрын

Vienna is not Austria. Well, geographically speaking it is, but it’s really not.

@crescendoe1436

11 ай бұрын

​@@core36most accurate statement ive ever heard tbh😭

@user-oo3vz2gt6v

11 ай бұрын

Never forget: kzread.info/dash/bejne/m6mMtJdslduamaw.html

German: We are not the same, because we not failed 🎨

I’m German. This is what happened to me once in Austria😂

"Is the same thing isn't it?" *Austrian painter joined the game*

@outdoorniederrhein6724

11 ай бұрын

Bad, but good😅

@franhunne8929

11 ай бұрын

Failed Austrian Painter, please ... if he had been accepted at that painting academy we would have been spared a whole world war.

@anonymous-ts5ih

11 ай бұрын

Not really. Instead of funny moustache man, we had someone else with a funny moustache or hairstyle.

@davidwuhrer6704

11 ай бұрын

Fun fact: He failed school, was rejected at art university on account of his being unencumbered by any artistic talent whatsoever, joined the Bavarian army, then participated in the Luddendorf coup attempt (he was just following orders, if only just), was arrested, and as a criminal foreigner he would have been extradited, but in court he impressed the judge with his fervent German patriotism so much that the judge repatriated him on the spot. So in Vienna he had been unemployed, in Munich he went to prison, and in Berlin he was made chancellor. (Against the then soon to be late president Hindenburg's better judgement, but still.) He entered politics at the behest of two people he met in prison: The director of the Bavarian police Himmler, and the Prussian minister of the interior Göring.

@jonnbinn2865

11 ай бұрын

I mean we kickt him out and germany take them as leader 😅

We Bavarians have more in common with Austrians than with the rest of Germany

@hildebrandgotenland4823

11 ай бұрын

Because both originate from the same German tribe, the Bajuwaren.

@handsomesmartass

11 ай бұрын

That is right. We like the Austrians

@professorgrimm4602

11 ай бұрын

Bavaria should really be a part of Austria instead of Germany. Come join us!

@kotori6328

11 ай бұрын

​@@professorgrimm4602sicha

@betula-pendula

11 ай бұрын

Yes, you both have the Alps.

"The arnold Schwarzenegger accent" 😂

My dad was German. He was NOT Austrian. Until he did his ancestry and found out the part of Germany his parents were from was sometimes Austria, depending on the decade or century. Lol. But he's still German

As a German you have to wear the brand “Deuter” as backpack 😅

@chris-channel

11 ай бұрын

Deuter beste

@cedricbauer8572

11 ай бұрын

Osprey > Deuter

@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638

11 ай бұрын

als österreicherin mit deuschem freund: i agree 😂

@Lindalindali

11 ай бұрын

Vaude is way better quality

@DZT38

11 ай бұрын

​@@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638ich war vor kurzen in Jerusalem irgendwo im nirgendwo unterwegs. Durch die Deuter Tasche und den Socken und weiteren Merkmalen wusste ich direkt das sind deutsche Mitbürger und habe sie auf deutsch angeredet😉

As half German and half Austrian, I agree. I have two really different sides. One is wandering all day and one is making Wiener Schnitzel.

@Mr-pn2eh

10 ай бұрын

And the third no one told you about fled to Zurich

@PineappleOnPizza69

10 ай бұрын

Half german und half austrian? that doesn't make sense.

@rina27050

10 ай бұрын

@@PineappleOnPizza69 And how exactly doesn't it??

@Dachsbeisser

9 ай бұрын

Das ist so logisch, als wenn ich sagen würde, ich bin halb deutsch und halb bayrisch 🤡

@rina27050

9 ай бұрын

@@Dachsbeisser Germany and Austria are two different countries. Bayern is part of Germany. It's exactly what the video is about, it's not the same just because they speak the same language.

They way he closed his eyes 😂😂😂

The smile at the end 😂

Gosh, Austrians hate this even more. They hate comparisons with Germans. Especially my Austrian wife. Once I said ‘In my German learning, I find that I can hear Germans more clearer than Austrians.’ She said ‘Well go live in Germany then! 😡’ 🤣🤣🤣 Never again.

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

Austria is German. Starting from its birth, which occurred through the Bavarian colonization of previously Slavic lands, Austria was always part of the Kingdom of Germany until the end of the Holy Roman Empire in 1806. And even after that it continued to be part of the German Confederation. Any objection based on the weakness of these state entities is invalid, since it is only evidence of the political weakness of Germany, certainly not of its non-existence. Continuing, even after the foundation of the German Empire, the Austrian emperor himself continued undaunted to consider himself a German prince, given that Austria's failure to enter the unitary German state was certainly not due to a non-Germanness of Austria itself, but rather to the presence also of vast non-German areas within the empire, areas which, remember, all separated from Austria. And in fact, once the war was over, everyone thought that, since these regions had gone their own way, there was no longer any reason to remain separated from the rest of the Germans. It was the victorious allies, that is, Austria's enemies themselves, who prevented it. Therefore the very idea of ​​Austria as an independent nation is a ridiculous invention of Austria's enemies, which has no historical or ethnic justification, but which was only useful to them to maintain their domination. The only reason why Austrians developed a separate identity is to distance themselves from what they perceived as Nazi ideals. But: 1) the problematic aspects of Nazism don’t include pan-Germanism, which was supported even by many interwar socialists; 2) it’s an irrational reaction not based on actual facts.

@AnkeK

6 ай бұрын

Echt jetzt? Warum äfft ihr Ösis denn alles nach, was aus Deutschland kommt? Im Grunde seid ihr doch nur neidisch auf uns, verglichen mit uns Deutschen wollt ihr nur nicht , weil ihr Angst habt auch als Nazis diffamiert zu werden. Das Dilemma mit den Nazis hat uns im Übrigen ein Österreicher eingebrockt.

@92AlexanderS

5 ай бұрын

@@AlexanderLittlebearsHave to love the unprompted History lesson. Sound smart, but basically denying Austria its own existence. 🤣 ask Austrians if they want to be part of Germany. 🤣

@AlexanderLittlebears

5 ай бұрын

@@92AlexanderS So Bavaria doesn’t exist because it’s also German?

@viral_beauties

5 ай бұрын

people forgetting that Austria use to be in the German Confederation and had it not been for prussia and bismarck hatred towards austira and decided not to exclude the austrian from the Unification of Germany than mabye germany would might look different today, this comes from a German, who believe all German speakin nation should remain brothers and not enemies.@@AlexanderLittlebears

It's like telling an Irish he's English.

@AlexanderLittlebears

8 ай бұрын

The Irish are Celtic while the English Germanic.

@kingmegatron7974

6 ай бұрын

Ok, there’s a VERY obvious difference between us. Now these guys on the other hand...

@no_name_but_alias

6 ай бұрын

Oh, no. When we marched into Austria, we were greeted with cheers. This never happened to the English in Ireland ...

@scepticsquirrel

6 ай бұрын

No, it is like telling a Swabian that he is a Franconian.

@vankroenen2145

6 ай бұрын

@@scepticsquirrel Only days ago I met a Franconian who is stingy and petty like a Swabian. So it seems there're similarities, indeed.

„Bloody Hell!” 😂

Basically the same... Very accurate

Telling to a German he's Austrian, it's like you say to a Scotts he's english😂

@arielquelme

6 ай бұрын

*Death Stare* Vat did u say?

@rotheryberlin7772

6 ай бұрын

@@arielquelme I'll never say that again, no more 😪

@ADJackD

5 ай бұрын

Or a chinese is japanese

@ADJackD

5 ай бұрын

You forget to factor in English are anglo-saxons while Scotts are Celtic.@@EuropeForEuropeansFascism

@varshavikraman3111

5 ай бұрын

Or like an indian n Pakistani

I'm guessing Liam had to learn the hard way. But usually it's us Austrians getting pissed if tourists call us germans. Edit *what have I done...💀* I an Austrian started yet another war in the comments. Lucky for me I am also Argentine🇦🇷⭐️⭐️⭐️😜 hold up...

@hannahlindemann4190

11 ай бұрын

Jap stimmt

@andr991

11 ай бұрын

Nee, uns Deutschen geht es genauso, wenn man uns für Österreicher hält 😂

@PaXDemon

11 ай бұрын

​@@andr991ist ja auch aufgrund der anderen Aussprache der Wörter klar😂

@nthrbrck

11 ай бұрын

The correct term is "Bergdeutsche"

@nerussoulfire6021

11 ай бұрын

Wir sind alle deutsche, Österreich ist schlicht nur kein Teil der Föderalrepublik Deutschland. Dennoch bleiben wir Brüder und Schwestern 🎉

😂😂😂😂 The smirks on both sides ❤

the quiet screaming fucking got me 💀💀💀

As if an austrian hiker would ever say 'Hallo'

@alo5301

11 ай бұрын

Oida, na.

@lukasa2106

11 ай бұрын

Jeder österreicher sagt hallo beim wandern einfach jeder … nur nicht zu drecks deutschen 😂

@alphy3317

11 ай бұрын

Griess Gott

@FeliceOrWhat

11 ай бұрын

Servas de wadln

@nietzscheente1271

11 ай бұрын

Die würden eher sagen: DAS hier ist Österreich, Fremder! Schleich di! :-D

Can we appreciate the dedication that Liam took a whole new pair of clothing on this hike and changed his attire midway just to film this skit there lmao 😂

@benjamin3658

8 ай бұрын

Bro he just put a jacket and a cap on. Its basically the mcu hero "disguise"

@nolaughingmatter

8 ай бұрын

"He is not the same" *pushes you off a cliff*

@Shakinthecut

8 ай бұрын

@@benjamin3658😭😭😭

Mehr mit Österreich bitte😊

"Are you from Austria": Erika start's blasting in the background

And never confuse a German for a swiss😂

@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638

11 ай бұрын

Oder einen Lichtensteiner als Scheeizer . Oder Vorarlberger als Schweizer 😂

@acmenipponair

11 ай бұрын

@@cheerubebayonettaholopaine2638 Vorarlberger sind nur Schwaben die von den Wittelsbachern und Habsburgern unnütz geteilt wurden an einer imaginären Grenze

@hildebrandgotenland4823

11 ай бұрын

64% of the Swiss are ethnic Germans.

@Volundur9567

11 ай бұрын

They roll their ‚r’ harder than a raver on Molly.

@alessandrodisessa3533

11 ай бұрын

@@Volundur9567 and overall they don't have the pfand automat system. And that hurts me😩

As a Astrian I was trying not to punch my phone to knock some sense into that guy

@kendrickbritto8556

10 ай бұрын

But aren’t you just a mountain dwelling German?

@stiegelzeine2186

10 ай бұрын

@@kendrickbritto8556 austrians are basically germans who are mountain dwellers who also drank too much alcohole so they lost their mother language and made up a new one using their remaining knowledge

@dada_ba0996

10 ай бұрын

Oida fühl ich

@queenwaterwolf

10 ай бұрын

@@dada_ba0996 wut?

@queenwaterwolf

10 ай бұрын

@@kendrickbritto8556I live in the US but have Austrian blood in me so no

When I was on walking group holidays in Austria we used to try to guess whether other walkers were Austrian, German or Italian so that we would know how to address them. The Italians were always extremely stylish.

"When you meet a German in Austria" Austrians are just south Germans that got independence my dwag 💀💀💀💀

That’s a amazing landscape

When I was little, Germany was still divided into West and East and my mom made it a point to say “I’m WEST German.”

@Mp57navy

11 ай бұрын

Yeah. Like you're something better than "those" east germans.

@doroparker1702

11 ай бұрын

An English guy wanted to know in which part of Germany I had grown up. East or west? He asked. I answered South. He asked again. Stupid prick I thought, but as this was a job interview, I played nice. Explained the South of Germany was part of the so called Western Germany. He wanted to impress me but he only showed he had no clue after living in Germany for decades. Bayern, Baden-Württemberg, Saarland are very down south, at Austrian, Swiss and French border. They were part of the American sector and still are today. Eastern Germany was Russian sector.

@dwalther4856

11 ай бұрын

Vs " I come from Ostzone "

@RegisteredNurseL.A.

11 ай бұрын

@@dwalther4856 Correct. When she came to the US she made herself as American as possible because it was 1959

@RegisteredNurseL.A.

11 ай бұрын

@@doroparker1702 Yes, and I grew up in the late 70s and 80s, during the big Cold War with Russia (USSR back then). My mom is from Baden-Württemberg.

As a Bavarian ... I disagree. We have more in common with our Austrian brothers and sisters 😄

@dafyddlewis4738

11 ай бұрын

Gleiches Volk, ähliche Sprache oder?

@manuelbuhr84

11 ай бұрын

​@@dafyddlewis4738der österreichische Dialekt ist lediglich eine deutsche Sprache von vielen. Eben ein Dialekt. Die Österreicher sind genauso Deutsch wie die Menschen nördlich der Alpen

@dafyddlewis4738

11 ай бұрын

@@manuelbuhr84 stimmt. So habe ich gedacht. Es gibt nur ein paar jaarhundertes geschichte zwischen ihr beide.

@davidwuhrer6704

11 ай бұрын

@@manuelbuhr84 Es gibt mehrere österreichische Dialekte. Die meisten gehören zur bairischen Sprachfamilie, genau wie viele bayrische Dialekte. Deutsch hat auch viele Dialekte.

Bloody hell always gets me

Bro had the MP-40 but didn’t use it 💀

try calling a scottsman an englishman and see if he grants you the same mercy the german did

@hildebrandgotenland4823

11 ай бұрын

Which is pathetic, because at least the entire Lowlands of Scotland have been conquered and settled by Anglo-Saxons. Only in the Highlands you have mostly celtic real Scots.

@spikem5950

11 ай бұрын

@@hildebrandgotenland4823 And the whole British Isles were settled by Vikings multiple times, and England was once Celtic Britons, that blood didn't just vanish when the Anglo-Saxons invaded, not to mention the Normans came in after that and added their French/Viking genes into the pool. There is no such thing as a "pure race", especially not in fuckin' Britain of all places. This is more cultural identity than genetics, and the Lowlands are culturally Scottish.

@hildebrandgotenland4823

11 ай бұрын

@@pingpong_ Only because you are ignorant and uneducated doesn't mean it's the truth. If you feel like you are a 3 m tall Japanese women, it doesn't mean you are one.

@hildebrandgotenland4823

11 ай бұрын

@@pingpong_ They are not Germans, they are Germanics, that's a difference. What you feel doesn't change facts, just like transgender idiots will never really change gender.

@alcar32sharif

11 ай бұрын

In the Alps, no one will hear your cries for help. Nor are there any witnesses.😅

That one Austro-Hungarian subject by birth painter: "We're all Germans by blood!"

At least you made him happy for a second lol

Let me tell you as an Austrian: It's the other way round. A "one sided rivalry" :D

@HNTI_Banana

11 ай бұрын

I approve this message

@Yo19724

11 ай бұрын

Vielleicht ist es ja nur deswegen, weil das deutsche Fussballnationalteam wirklich Fußball spielen kann, im Gegensatz zu unserem??? 🙄

@justalonelypogchamp

11 ай бұрын

​@@Yo19724tbh ja. da ist glaube sogar salzburg besser als das national team XD. und rapid kann man vergessen...

@gottkaisersliver

11 ай бұрын

​@@Yo19724"Nationalteam"

@user-cy1iq8ux6f

11 ай бұрын

​@@Yo19724 nein

calling germans and austrians the same thing is like a warcrime and all acts against that person are allowed to break the geneva convention. Ich liebe deine Shorts :D

@Nightheart973

11 ай бұрын

Obiously everyone knows austria is the smoll badly made knock off germany 😂 /j

@olivermeineke9707

11 ай бұрын

Bavaria has left the chat.

@RacerA8

11 ай бұрын

@@olivermeineke9707Bavaria is our own better austria

@Schunderful

11 ай бұрын

Just like calling Taiwanese and Chinese are the same or Ukrainians and Russians are the same.

@lyricstvdeutschland2075

11 ай бұрын

I would sign that

How to make 2 countries mad at the same time

THE WAY HE JUST TURN BACK AND THE “ WE ARE NOT ZE SAME “

„Was die Deutschen und Österreicher trennt, ist die gemeinsame Sprache“ Wir können stolz auf unsere Gemeinsamkeiten sein.

@FuzzyLP

11 ай бұрын

meinst du die inkompetenten politiker?

@jonnbinn2865

11 ай бұрын

Nein sind wir nicht, nicht mal annähernd eher wie die schweizer tüpisch deutsch ist zb die Arroganz , unfreundlichkeit usw...

@xxklesx1

11 ай бұрын

​@@jonnbinn2865aus deutscher Sicht sind die Schweizer und Österreicher arrogant und unfreundlich, die Schweizer sind aber zudem noch humorlos. Ich glaube wir haben die gleichen Stereotype über die jeweils anderen.

@schwarzer0se463

11 ай бұрын

@@jonnbinn2865 *typisch. Dir ist bewusst, dass Österreicher und Deutschschweizer genauso Deutsche sind wie Bayern oder Hessen oder Sachsen?

@yatshie8717

11 ай бұрын

Ich hab kein Bock mehr auf Österreicher, die immer nur die Deutschen hassen (siehe Kommentar hier direkt drüber). Der Krieg ist schon' bisschen her, sucht euch nen neues Hobby

Die Beziehung von Deutschland, Österreich und der Schweiz wunderbar zusammengefasst

@nyam3539

11 ай бұрын

iso

@dorismeyer8457

11 ай бұрын

Ich liebe die Piefke Saga 😅

@josefine5000

11 ай бұрын

Gilt auch für Amis vs Kanadier etc 😅

@unlink1649

11 ай бұрын

Lächeln und weitergehen

@Kaisertreu100

11 ай бұрын

Jup, wir sind wie eine Familie die sich einmal im Jahr zu Weihnachten trifft und froh ist wenn man sich 364 Tage nicht sehen muss...

"Hey, you are from England?" "No, I'm from Scottland" "Oh, it's the same thing, isn't it?" 😅

@budapestkeleti6404

2 ай бұрын

I don't see the difference

No MF German reacts like this 😂

Ich möchte nicht wissen was mit mir passiert, wenn ich zu einem Schotten sage er wäre Engländer😂.

@albionmyl7735

11 ай бұрын

New front teeth.... 😅

@davidwuhrer6704

11 ай бұрын

Glasgow smile

The cardinal mistake: talk to a German and get him out of his meditative hiking flow without justified reason. That alone can get you kicked down the hill.

German guy deep inside: thanks for recognize our Anschluss.

I'm from 🇦🇹 and I like 🇩🇪❤

He shouldve said "Oh, I'm sorry, are you american?"

@thestonegateroadrunner7305

11 ай бұрын

He should have said nothing. The conversation was entirely unnecessary, hence rude.

@Mp57navy

11 ай бұрын

Same thing really.

Actually germans don't mind, they basically think of Austrians as "those other germans" anyway. Austrians on the other hand get irrationally upset if you tell them they're like germans

@D4nt4lion

8 ай бұрын

Speak for yourself traitor, we do mind.

@scothf1273

8 ай бұрын

Why is that so?

@valerietaylor9615

8 ай бұрын

The Austrians welcomed Hitler with open arms in 1938, and now they’re crying rape. It’s O.K., though. They’re very charming people, and I like them a lot.

@potus9573

8 ай бұрын

⁠​⁠@@valerietaylor9615Hitler was an Austrian

@patrickaccioly4398

8 ай бұрын

@@potus9573Austrians are Germans, that’s why h1tler ruled Germany. They have the same language, ethnicity and broader culture.

The same will happen when telling a Dutch, he’s German

Haha, stereotypes brought to the tablet 🤣

As an Austrian i can just cite the famous Austrian actor Christoph Waltz who once said on the US show CONAN: "The difference between Austria and Germany is like the difference between a battleship and a waltz (the dance)" And yes he really said that...

@richardhaegeler6858

10 ай бұрын

he also said. "germans apear mean, but don't mean it. austrians apear nice, but dont mean it."

@abcdefgh5808

10 ай бұрын

first time I hear someone say we Austrians "appear nice"

@ThisisFerrariKhan

10 ай бұрын

@@richardhaegeler6858🍐

@Dachsbeisser

9 ай бұрын

Also hat er 1000 Jahre gemeinsame Geschichte verleugnet?

@-stefanv-5439

9 ай бұрын

@@Dachsbeisser Its like Japanese and Chinese, very similar but somehow absolutely not... except Bavaria...

Eigentlich kenn ich es anders herum, die Deutschen finden es nicht schlimm, aber die Österreicher mögen das gar nicht, wenn man sie für Deutsche hält

@relaxoirl5920

11 ай бұрын

Beruht auf Gegenseitigkeit, außer vielleicht in Bayern.

@patta8388

11 ай бұрын

​@@relaxoirl5920Deutsche und Österreicher sind vereint in ihrer Meinung über Bayern

@rafael4626

11 ай бұрын

Blödsinn

@FlowMama4207

11 ай бұрын

​@@patta8388😂

@derbeisser8777

11 ай бұрын

Es war die Strategie der alliierten Sieger unser deutsches Volk zu spalten. Österreicher und Deutsche bilden ein Volk.

Could be worse - if you meet an Austrian painter ...

Bro gonna fail art school and go to austria as revenge for sending Austrian painter 💀

Try this one: "Are you from Austria ?" "No, I am from Bavaria" "It's the same thing, isn't it ?" +++ tactical nuke +++

@gerbelle90

11 ай бұрын

Advanced: calling a Franconian a Bavarian

@edene.4870

11 ай бұрын

Trust me, Bavarians don't even like the fact they are forced share the same country with the other Bundesländer (federal states), and must thus share the overarching descriptor of "German" with them. Conflating them with Austrians is understandably fighting words. (Even if the Bundesland Upper Austria shares a lot of cultural and dialect similarities with Bavaria due to their geographical neighborhood. 😁)

@buttpain171

11 ай бұрын

​@@edene.4870All Austrian dialects are Bavarian, besides the ones in Vorarlberg.

@Never_again_against_anyone

11 ай бұрын

​@@gerbelle90Or call us Badenians Swabians☠️😾

@Never_again_against_anyone

11 ай бұрын

​@@edene.4870As Badenian, I actually agree with the Bavarians in this. We might be all Europeans, but I do not like our artificial, inefficient country.