I read this as “when you use a kid as a crossbow” and it didn’t shock me at all - that’s the beauty of GrayStillPlays

@talibandeeno3003

3 жыл бұрын

Basically

@aztrucker954

3 жыл бұрын

True

@sideofsalt8680

3 жыл бұрын

Same

@artursmetrins6778

3 жыл бұрын

*hobbit movie flashbacks*

@-knightshade-5747

3 жыл бұрын

TianaOfficial exactly how I read it 😂💀

Thumbnail: A human girl holding a crossbow Me: "Mabel?"

@Master_Rater

3 жыл бұрын

no?

@mr.dolphin464

3 жыл бұрын

I love how u address it as HUMAN... Is it going to be a demon or something

@jojofizzy4481

3 жыл бұрын

Cyndaquil234 yes

@sirdrizzle1441

3 жыл бұрын

Cyndaquil234 it could be a figment of the mind complex

@mr.dolphin464

3 жыл бұрын

Cue the doom music

The lesser known sequel to “If you give a Mouse a Cookie”

@jamesbuchanan6545

3 жыл бұрын

But more violent

@M1ABRAMSTANK

3 жыл бұрын

But it's better

@pking8792

3 жыл бұрын

I want “When you let a kid use a crossbow” as a irl childrens book

@Jordan_gouker

2 жыл бұрын

The fact I was eating a cookie while reading this 😂😂

@Ultimate_Dadzawa

2 жыл бұрын

“when you give a kid a crossbow”

“I wonder why it’s called the shredder” *faumous last words*

@CKTheProducer647

3 жыл бұрын

Gotta love faumous last words...

@latiendadepaikawaii

3 жыл бұрын

@@CKTheProducer647 well, Faumous means NAG--

@honeycombxo131

3 жыл бұрын

@@latiendadepaikawaii действительно?

@Bbb.anana6

3 жыл бұрын

@@emowaterbottle nah I remeber it is faumous (I’m jk btw😂😂😂)

@tubboatetoast8419

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂🤣😵

"Oh don't grab it too hard now" We've all had this talk

@HI-oh5ur

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@HI-oh5ur

3 жыл бұрын

When your girl is to trigger happy lol

@aaaaaahhhhh4741

3 жыл бұрын

rebelious antics trigger happy havoc 😼😼😼😼😼

@aaaaaahhhhh4741

3 жыл бұрын

@@blankalotkowska8917 😌😌😌💅💅💅

@MrsHeat

3 жыл бұрын

HmMmMm confusion size : infinity

8:54 I choked when he said “Oh Piss”

6:41 Can we appreciate that Timmy survived completely intact

@dylee818

Жыл бұрын

Timmy Edit: Not Timmy

@Phoenix-hh6zp

Жыл бұрын

But then the bike tire murders him

@Phoenix-hh6zp

Жыл бұрын

@@dylee818 so is it Timmy or not?

5:43 THE PAIN!!!!!!!

1:03 Susie isn't knighting little Tom Hardy, she's taking away his bending

@ironhorse3433

3 жыл бұрын

😆yeah I saw that but it was for demonetization purposes

@Sh3ll3y214

3 жыл бұрын

The Earth King has invited you to Lake Laogai

@parkourgod1190

3 жыл бұрын

I didn’t know aang was a girl like in the play

@shubhavasan5762

3 жыл бұрын

God dam it. Who the hell let Amons daughter out of the bin

@julia_likeschicken

3 жыл бұрын

@@parkourgod1190 we have white Korra here Im sorry

Human: *exists* Gray: _This is where the fun begins._

@TheChris7216

3 жыл бұрын

Za Warudo! Time is now mine. This is where the fun begins!

@annabethrosa9335

3 жыл бұрын

lol

@tripplordofinconvenience9953

3 жыл бұрын

I’m pretty sure it was a Star Wars prequels meme

@Simplifried

3 жыл бұрын

how do I make italics lol

@anakin4837

3 жыл бұрын

@@annabethrosa9335 lp

3:44 No one: Not even gray Steven universe to his kid:

@thequeer_underthebed2535

2 жыл бұрын

Damn. Six months and no likes.

@averagemushroom

Жыл бұрын

1 year ago but only 4 likes let me change that

@backroomswikireader

Жыл бұрын

@@averagemushroom 5 now

4:27 I understood that reference

Gray: *’when you let the kid use the crossbow’* Me: *’Insight into gray’s life! Yessss!!! WE WILL KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!’*

@GarfieldEnjoyr

3 жыл бұрын

Hamburger

@green_lettuce

3 жыл бұрын

Burger

@localteadealer4142

3 жыл бұрын

urger

@sethialumina9272

3 жыл бұрын

Burgerham

@GunnerHeatFire

3 жыл бұрын

regurbmah

Dear Gray; in the sims medieval, force 100 sims to repeatedly fight each other, opuntia they die, tournament style. Or, force them to fight each other tournament style, and have one sim sentence the loser to death by the hentai monster pit.

@colonoscopy1861

3 жыл бұрын

But my face is far too pretty for that

@hatstorm1097

3 жыл бұрын

Colono Scopy Shut up or you’re going in the hentai monster pit

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

@@colonoscopy1861 you can be a bard, and provide music while everyone's dying

@colonoscopy1861

3 жыл бұрын

@@genericname2747 @Hat Storm. Is there someway I can be the Hentai Monster Bard?

@ifidothis1833

3 жыл бұрын

Sorry to tell you but that will never happen sims don’t fight peanut

-mom that the funeral- Mom:”I knew you should have never went with your dad”

“Alright” my favorite line

Game: “How much pain and torture do you want to cause?” Gray: *Yes*

@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359

3 жыл бұрын

Lmao yes

@Tonsils-micman

3 жыл бұрын

I see that pain every time Gray boots up the Sims, it's fantastic...😼

@jgretuiijvcsertikncd1359

3 жыл бұрын

@kahim wong you just were wathcing grays video u just didnt realize

@jellythedumbass6801

3 жыл бұрын

kahim wong r/whoosh

@ashes4912

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

That "Alright" always makes my day.

@goofy3030

3 жыл бұрын

Alright that’s alright

@andrewmoreno9056

3 жыл бұрын

@@goofy3030 ye very alright

@lesgoshooping6695

3 жыл бұрын

It's so satisfying

@TheDeathOmen

3 жыл бұрын

Doesn’t matter -_- Alright that’s alright that’s alright

@wargamer-ue3lk

3 жыл бұрын

YESSSSSS

7:53 If you watch *very* closely, you can see that the bomb touched his helmet, which reduced the damage he took from it (Watch it in 0.25 speed if you need to). Helmets save lives.

@fudge2836

3 жыл бұрын

Man face

@saipranavpalla1467

2 жыл бұрын

That's why you must always wear a helmet

"It's my secret captain, I'm always hard"- Gray

@JustJaidenism

3 жыл бұрын

THATS NOT VERY FAMILY FRIENDLY TV PG

@ImNotScotish

3 жыл бұрын

@@JustJaidenism shut up this was taken outta context your just being overdramatic

@green_lettuce

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImNotScotish I think you missed the joke there friend.

@00Grimreaper00

3 жыл бұрын

@@ImNotScotish joke>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>your head

@ImNotScotish

3 жыл бұрын

@@00Grimreaper00 that’s the joke hitting my head signaling i do know what it is i’m just being stupid...... like you

Top 10 KZreadr that always says "Alright" on almost every video 1: GrayStillPlays 2: *GrayStillPlays*

@goofy3030

3 жыл бұрын

Brewstew

“His head and his Scrohtuhm” Why did he say it so weird (spelled wrong on purpose)

@GarfieldEnjoyr

3 жыл бұрын

Hamburger

@TimHortonSim

3 жыл бұрын

He's weird that way

@mrcoughalot414

3 жыл бұрын

You spelled scrotum wrong

@brukuburk5458

3 жыл бұрын

@@mrcoughalot414 🤣

@haileysuperh301

3 жыл бұрын

Mr. Cough-A-Lot DGHYTTRFSRTHTTTG

It makes my day when gray says:I love it when...

5:16 When your kid is on a skyscraper and he hears the Ice Cream Truck

I feel like Gray is on the F.B.I. watchlist for how he plays his video games. Trust me... I should know.

@twisterman4184

3 жыл бұрын

The F.B.I SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!

@talimnsk2829

3 жыл бұрын

Omg is that the F.B.I coming to arrest me for committing tax fraud, and also murdering 7 people..?

@The_FBI_Official

3 жыл бұрын

Wait what

@talimnsk2829

3 жыл бұрын

NO NO NO.. I DIDNT SAY ANYTHING, TRUST ME!

@twisterman4184

3 жыл бұрын

@@talimnsk2829 FBI OPEN UP

“Oh now she’s less alive” that part had me crying

@jenniferpadilla8748

3 жыл бұрын

@abraham gracida bruuhhh

@jamesbuchanan6545

3 жыл бұрын

Oof

1:10 I like that Nixon is starring at Suzy and Tom as hes killing them.

6:00 Why is this the most disturbingly funny and awful thing that I have ever seen?

4:51 “Yay I got the win!” Yea while getting impaled by 50 harpoons

@bennetsheckells6741

3 жыл бұрын

Well, He did get the win.

@nixity4778

3 жыл бұрын

@@bennetsheckells6741 I mean your not wrong he still did get it

@youraveragemobileundertale2371

3 жыл бұрын

@@nixity4778 agreed

Jacksepticeye: I've killed the most people in happy wheels Graystillplays: hold my beer of pain and sadness.

@1ztype343

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my sword that's stuck in my shitter

@twisterman4184

3 жыл бұрын

@@1ztype343 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@MaiaMirabell

3 жыл бұрын

That one time *GRAY* has got the rookie numbers....

@thatsabsurd6804

3 жыл бұрын

❤️🥵😫🥰 💋

@vanillayt4621

3 жыл бұрын

Hold my beer of pain and sadness that has cocaine mixed into it

4:02 look at the top left corner of the screen

"Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Jack septic eye " hold my beer.

@user-lo5zk6ri7u

2 жыл бұрын

Correct: "Anyone can beat a bottle run but not a 45 degree one!" Gray still plays " I will find a way. " **

Nobody: Me when he says “alright”: *MMMMMMMMMM Y E S E T H*

@xxnologiq3578

3 жыл бұрын

Mhm

@karinaguzman685

3 жыл бұрын

Toasty 📄👊🏿👍🏿👍🏿⚔️🗡🗡⛩💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💵💾🛤🚝📱📲📲📲📲🆚🈶🈵

@mimismojo

3 жыл бұрын

karina guzman what..?

9:26 BEST MOMENT

I love when the bottle run is so intense and hardcore that the bike's rear wheel trails behind the bike and the wind keeps blowing Gray's head back at an 80⁰ angle lmao. The explosive impact with the finish line was just the cherry on top

The best part was when he blocked the axe with the ball

“You can do it without a neck...I didn’t have a neck when I was your age” 😂

@genericname2747

3 жыл бұрын

Imagine having a neck

@elm-ishh5718

3 жыл бұрын

Wait you guys have necks?

@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315

3 жыл бұрын

Finally, a KZreadr for me!

@cookingwithcarrus

3 жыл бұрын

@@chuckleshelicopterwigwamjo7315 ?

@toasterhavingabath6980

3 жыл бұрын

Whats a neck?

"I hate it when my son's head falls off" -_Graystillplays 2020_

@MrsHeat

3 жыл бұрын

:v

@footloosegenius2242

3 жыл бұрын

Not gonna lie you got me at first

@duschseitkleines-1193

3 жыл бұрын

Ur pfp

@Mr-go3oh

3 жыл бұрын

W H A T

@Edivelsandoval7994

3 жыл бұрын

I was reading this when this was playing

"Click here for Hell, define Hell!" "Good Hell."

The couch arrived in two boxes four days early, which was great because we'd just moved into a new house and needed places to sit. My son and I put it together pretty quickly kzread.infoUgkxitRzxya-XugamYgLwa_2G1gxPg4MCJHa . Another reviewer suggested inserting the seat into the side and I'm glad they did as the instructions weren't clear on that matter. It's incredibly light and slides easily across the wood floor, making it easy to move. It's firm, but comfortable. It will even be great to nap on. I got the gray, which definitely has strong blue undertones, but I'm okay with that.

Like a slightly darker version of “if you give a mouse a cookie”

@ex-navyspook

3 жыл бұрын

Only slightly...

@evthespineconfiscator8652

3 жыл бұрын

"When you give Gray a game"

@anxietywasfound7569

3 жыл бұрын

Leni M-B *yesn't*

@Cameron-fh3iv

3 жыл бұрын

@@evthespineconfiscator8652 no it’s “When you a give a Gray a game”

@veggieblaze1

3 жыл бұрын

qué what

12:54 *Very loud Fanfair* People with headphones: well goodbye ears.

@massive.nerd.potential

3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning-

@LL-bn7kk

3 жыл бұрын

I saw it right after it happened my ears are no longer here

4:39 that feeling when you do something impossible

9:45 Imagine if your wife walked in as you said that XD

@zacherattacker

Ай бұрын

What in the absolute

I Love when grey just makes the most rude remarks words at dead people

I really wonder what his wife thinks whenever she hears him recording😂

@logical5473

3 жыл бұрын

That child’s organs flew all the way to the other side of the map 👀

@homeland5290

3 жыл бұрын

Wait he’s married

@megaravalkyrie6880

3 жыл бұрын

@@homeland5290 yes

@i_need_more_sleep9050

3 жыл бұрын

Maybe like this... "Why is he being a jerk in games."

@juliandevito2430

3 жыл бұрын

She probably has an existential crisis often

6:35 omg the shredder part I almost died of laughter 😂😂😂😂😂

9:25 "get ready cuz u gotta throw ur body. One, two, three SON OF A BI-"

@beckyvette

3 жыл бұрын

Narrator: A few hours later

I thought I was early, 53 seconds *SOUNDS* early, I was severely wrong

@GarfieldEnjoyr

3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@wd_eclair

3 жыл бұрын

I was 3 seconds and, FIRST COMMENT WAS ALREADY THERE...

@TheRealAlpha2

3 жыл бұрын

Now you understand the futility of trying to be "first."

This man here, give him an award, he is literally one of the only people who still upload Happy Wheels

@RuyVuusen

3 жыл бұрын

But he only started relatively recently, so maybe not the full award.

@joseroman1870

3 жыл бұрын

@@RuyVuusen corect

@Kitkat-wf2pu

3 жыл бұрын

Donkey Kong In Your Comments i know right I think he needs more fame

@NightOwl1515

3 жыл бұрын

Donkey Kong In Your Comments. Donkey Kongments.

@neck10

3 жыл бұрын

Tindle I might just change my name to that 🧐🤔

3:29 He sounded like Levi try to listen carefully

Looks like my sleep paralysis demon 6:10

You know it's bad when Gray starts aggressively "Nope" -ing

Gray: "I almost got killed by a man's brain!" Me: Gives new meaning to the term "getting brained". 😀

@donnykitsune6289

3 жыл бұрын

*_When you're having a no-brainer and your friend offers to help;_*

@justanotherveganonyoutube710

3 жыл бұрын

Dude I read your comment as he said that. 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

@segaallstar4898

3 жыл бұрын

@Florida Man ✔️ .

@Tonsils-micman

3 жыл бұрын

@Florida Man ✔️ Why you do this? You know I can't even count close to 10 let alone that.

@Cocoaben

3 жыл бұрын

what the heck is the original meaning?

0:55 Was hilarious *FOR ME🤣*

'I hate it when my son's head flies off'

Kid: Why is Gray so violent with these kinds of games? Gray: You’ll learn quickly

@sylva_one858

Жыл бұрын

I have learned

hey gray, at the end of the game, when the options screen to replay, rate it, leave, etc, you can drag it around to see behind it btw

5:49 made me die😂😂

8:15 is when all hell brakes loose

“I hate it when my son’s head falls off” Not something you would hear everyday

@thedarkjw6219

3 жыл бұрын

Just happened

@MrsHeat

3 жыл бұрын

Sweating intensifies as son lost his head again *

@Voidi-Void

3 жыл бұрын

You'd be surprised

@sportzzphann

3 жыл бұрын

It is on this channel

@justyouraverageapple6970

2 жыл бұрын

If you watch gray it is

8:24 lololo my map love you

You make me happy when I am sad gray, your a really decent (sometimes sadistic but that’s what we love) guy.

9:50 Timmy and Mother: Okay Susie: EPILEPTIC SEIZURE.

jacksepticeye and markiplier: we have killed the most people in happy wheels grey: oi, hold my beer of mental sadness mark: shi-

@angryboimonstertom3657

3 жыл бұрын

Jack:0-0

@dolliegray666

3 жыл бұрын

Jack still did, especially billys

@derpydoggo3436

2 жыл бұрын

Gray actually said hold my bud lite and Florida shirt

@inkfernado9114

2 жыл бұрын

Gray: *proceeds sacrifices child to glass level* Jack and mark: “now that’s just evil”

“I didn’t have a neck when I was your age🤨” 🤣🤣🤣

@MoNehNeh17

3 жыл бұрын

youre so pretty 💕

@alli-claired.2667

3 жыл бұрын

@@MoNehNeh17 awww thank you 😁

@VortexBricks

3 жыл бұрын

@@alli-claired.2667 it’s a bot

@bean9650

3 жыл бұрын

@@VortexBricks that ain’t no bot-

@bean9650

3 жыл бұрын

@@VortexBricks I don’t think there even is bots on KZread

“Beat those bottles like an aged salami” I never thought I’d hear that today

*"Im getting good at juggling balls"* -Gray 2020

Title When you give gray a crossbow

2:38 makes me laugh so hard.

@seangilbert7077

Жыл бұрын

The sound Grey made😂😂

I love how Gray always starts the video with a bottle flip level or throwing something level

Americans: “We feed out prisoners lard and fries.” British people: “We feed our prisoners Fish and chips.” Gray fans: “We feed our prisoners Fish and Piss.” Normal people: “What prisoners?” Gray fans: “Those who are not subbed to gray.”

@bluishwolf

3 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure that we have fish here in America don't just eat straight up lard.

@user-lf1lr8dm3u

3 жыл бұрын

Nah, it would be Bud light and cocaine.

@eastereggggg

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluishwolf u dont eat lard?

@hatstorm1097

3 жыл бұрын

` Don’t forget the bath salts

@tunesgarage

3 жыл бұрын

@@bluishwolf fairly certain food in prisons is better than food in public schools

5:54 this made me laugh so hard

@RealPlushWorld

Жыл бұрын

Da balloony

Kindly keyin effects+ laser beam humor= gray still playz

This video makes me laugh every time I watch it.

"I didn't have a neck when I was your age." Ok boomer.

@nyooooooom

3 жыл бұрын

That cracks me up every time

@hankjwimbleton4010

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyooooooom just like a neck

@wasqi2336

3 жыл бұрын

Ok boomer, Reverse: Boomer ok

@tessawillson4706

3 жыл бұрын

@@nyooooooom don't get the skylights who makes

@laz-5486

3 жыл бұрын

-Steven Universe

i'm sobbing, there are literal tears coming out of my eyes i'm laughing so hard oh my gods my abs hurt. i forgot how much happy wheels is chaotic and it aged so that it's even more so. happy wheels and gray, match made.

@akaza9931

Жыл бұрын

YoU HAvE aBs!?????????

At 4:32 it was so funny that I Peed my pants 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🤣😅😂🤣😅😂🤣😅

Your comments are making me cry with laughter - seriously great timing!!

Lands bottle perfectly upside down and his only reaction is “huh”. This is why we love you grey. Lol

@isaiahf-d846

3 жыл бұрын

also lands bottle on side and says omg

My brain: quickly! Find something funny to comment!!! Me: uh uh uh how about early? Brain: f*ck

@whyle5318

3 жыл бұрын

E X A C T L Y

@meieselve

3 жыл бұрын

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH (along with mini gun noises)

Gray your my favorite since my grandma died on Tuesday in 2021 march I was depressed but because of you I'm happy again thank you :)

Grey's whole channel is him torturing himself for our enjoyment. Thank you for your sacrifice Grey.

2:34 Gray: "You should have gone for the head"

@tmwarthunder1016

3 жыл бұрын

The Game: I know. But he can. *proceeds to yeet the moon to him*

Sometimes I forget the Gray actually has a wife and children. I'm sure they are proud of him.

@anitaklausen5166

3 жыл бұрын

He has children?

@woooooooooooooooooooooooo

3 жыл бұрын

@@anitaklausen5166 yep

@georgekhoory1521

3 жыл бұрын

@@woooooooooooooooooooooooo Dad, do you have a KZread- Err... No

@destinysoblivion3268

3 жыл бұрын

I know I am

@balazscsotai8354

3 жыл бұрын

I knew that I he had a wife, and she appeared in one of his "Kyle is famous" videos were he read aloud "Spunk pastries" or something like that when you had to choose what to wear and she's legit says "WTF are you playing?"

12:11 I love it everytime you play "if I had a chicken" by Kevin Macleod

0:46 we didn’t need to know that

6:59: Suzie wiggles her arms so beautifully that the developers gave her the victory

Nobody: Dogs at the vet: 2:56

"I am usually great at juggling balls" nearly dies from his ball LOL

I feel like your the only KZread who can make me genuinely laugh

Gray: alright little Suzy no don’t rip your arms off Grays neighbours: WTF is going on over there 🤣

@Phoenix-hh6zp

Жыл бұрын

That same thing happened to me when gray said I hate when my sons head falls from and my neibours were like: huh!?

I love how there’s 4 dislikes even though no one has watched the whole video when this comment was made

@pikuijgh

3 жыл бұрын

Thats kinda sad

@ex-navyspook

3 жыл бұрын

They were reacting to the thumbnail. Some people just don't have a sense of humor.

@thinpanix34

3 жыл бұрын

@@ex-navyspook yeah

@jacobschroeder9453

3 жыл бұрын

KZread for ya

@Tonsils-micman

3 жыл бұрын

I wish no one would unlike the videos, but what would I know I'm a cat that likes eating plastic...

I LOVE when he laughs sometimes because SOME OF HES LAUGH IS LIKE A DOG SAYING PIIIIIWY

12:12 grays laugh adds years to my life-

0:40 I'm pretty sure this is a cry for help

@MrsHeat

3 жыл бұрын

It,s like mangles gender - y . e . s

Current title: When you let a kid use a crossbow Current Thumbnail: Little pink shirt blonde girl pointing crossbow at herself. Reply to this comment when it changes.

@sparecreeper1580

3 жыл бұрын

Who says it needs to change, I need freedom

@rellking2195

3 жыл бұрын

Yeah we need freedom from life and nothing like getting freedom is killing yourself

@elm-ishh5718

3 жыл бұрын

Hasn’t been changed yet^^

@kostan55

3 жыл бұрын

Current title: When you let a kid use a crossbow Current Thumbnail: Little pink shirt blonde girl pointing crossbow at herself. Reply to this comment when it changes. This was the comment incase it changes

Greece still plays quote of the year when you can make sure swords and balls make contact

i like how gray said son of a BI- after he fall after he got to the jet fall

The “Oh Piss!” Gets me every time 😂😂😂

@meieselve

3 жыл бұрын

OOhhh piss

@NoOne-qi4tb

3 жыл бұрын

Its more like oOoOoOoOooOoOooOOOOOOoH

@NoOne-qi4tb

3 жыл бұрын

It's like a damn vibrato