When You Have An Audience To Roast, But You're In A Hurry | Jimmy Carr

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Jimmy's a busy guy, he's got places to be, but he also has an audience to roast. Here's a BEST OF compilation of him roasting the audience in record quick time.
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  • @Pwills
    @Pwills Жыл бұрын

    “It’s possible that you whispered that and it picked up an echo” 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jelissei

    @Jelissei

    Жыл бұрын

    Is he talking about her box?

  • @ed_iz_ed

    @ed_iz_ed

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jelissei yes

  • @BealRutcher

    @BealRutcher

    Жыл бұрын

    @@Jelissei Serious? Hahahahha

  • @Jelissei

    @Jelissei

    Жыл бұрын

    @@BealRutcher not a native speaker ; ) @Eduard Vercaemer thanks : )

  • @egamruf

    @egamruf

    Жыл бұрын

    I found this funny because, in part, it makes no sense. He should have said "It acted like an amplifier." After all, an echo is no louder. We laugh because 'cavernous box', not really because the joke makes sense.

  • @mahuk.
    @mahuk. Жыл бұрын

    Gotta say it those, that Sam kid rolled with the joke like a champ - Enjoy school! >kids puts both thumbs up while giving a big smile. What a trooper XD

  • @bilinasmini3480

    @bilinasmini3480

    Жыл бұрын

    That echo joke was brilliant.

  • @80wolfmanrob
    @80wolfmanrob Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy does such a great job with hecklers and just messing with the audience.

  • @mats7492

    @mats7492

    Жыл бұрын

    Classic banter

  • @philbarrett3739

    @philbarrett3739

    Жыл бұрын

    Yep, well done for pointing out the reason he's so popular 👏

  • @johnrigdon8377

    @johnrigdon8377

    Жыл бұрын

    I mean yeah its a crowd work show literally the whole thing

  • @fatfat2154

    @fatfat2154

    Жыл бұрын

    Profound

  • @soakupthesunman

    @soakupthesunman

    Жыл бұрын

    Answering a question is not "heckling"

  • @peterddb1593
    @peterddb1593 Жыл бұрын

    Quick, clever and funny! These are great examples of how naturally brilliant Jimmy is interacting with his audience.

  • @artful1967

    @artful1967

    Жыл бұрын

    between being racist, sexist and homophobic. guess that is what you like. I think there are some Berard manning videos on YT if you want them

  • @SpeccyMan

    @SpeccyMan

    Жыл бұрын

    @@artful1967 Oh look, a woke is in!

  • @NiePieerdol

    @NiePieerdol

    Жыл бұрын

    @@artful1967 You're a Yankee aren't you?

  • @mickmarsbar81

    @mickmarsbar81

    Жыл бұрын

    @@artful1967 Oh no, a woketard! RUN!!

  • @95rav

    @95rav

    Жыл бұрын

    @@artful1967 then what the fk are you watching this for, you racist, sexist, homophobe!

  • @TonyP_Yes-its-Me
    @TonyP_Yes-its-Me Жыл бұрын

    Has anyone else realised that all his DVD titles make an actual sentence when you line them up on the shelf. "Jimmy Carr - Live stand up comedian, in concert, telling jokes, making people laugh, being funny, laughing and joking".

  • @purveshsoni2960

    @purveshsoni2960

    Жыл бұрын

    Oh damn, didn't notice that

  • @ivorsmith3999

    @ivorsmith3999

    Жыл бұрын

    That's not an actual sentence.

  • @richardmullens4707

    @richardmullens4707

    Жыл бұрын

    Ivor feeling someone likes picking holes in other people's English and Grammar to stroke their own smug ego. Winey voice "I'm more intellectual than you are and I'm going to show everyone that you are wrong and I am right, so there".

  • @ivorsmith3999

    @ivorsmith3999

    Жыл бұрын

    @@richardmullens4707 I think you mean "whiny" ;-) Drops mic...

  • @peterfireflylund

    @peterfireflylund

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ivorsmith3999 he’s not done making DVD’s yet, is he?

  • @billie_o0
    @billie_o0 Жыл бұрын

    I think getting roasted by Jimmy Carr is on my bucket list.

  • @somethinglikethat2176

    @somethinglikethat2176

    Жыл бұрын

    I love how he encourages them to call out. The heckles and roasts are sort of part of the show.

  • @fenhen
    @fenhen Жыл бұрын

    That echo joke was brilliant.

  • @antflynn7

    @antflynn7

    Жыл бұрын

    Can you explain it? Normally I’m not a fucking idiot.

  • @davinder6275
    @davinder6275 Жыл бұрын

    He's literally a legend.. His name will be written in history of stand up

  • @ivorsmith3999

    @ivorsmith3999

    Жыл бұрын

    He literally isn't.

  • @DingleberryWhite
    @DingleberryWhite Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is pretty much a guy on social media responding to trolls... Except he's funny

  • @bilinasmini3480

    @bilinasmini3480

    Жыл бұрын

    Those kids have a better sense of humor than most adults! Nice to see!!!

  • @zanussidish8144

    @zanussidish8144

    Жыл бұрын

    And interesting 😉

  • @charliegill8740

    @charliegill8740

    Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy is the troll and the audience is Facebook.

  • @chriswalker8378
    @chriswalker8378 Жыл бұрын

    I think it's a true gift to be that quick witted I'd have to have a good think before answering the heckling

  • @Revelian1982
    @Revelian1982 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr is a ledge beyond the edge.

  • @nuck-

    @nuck-

    Жыл бұрын

    legend

  • @goaway2803
    @goaway2803 Жыл бұрын

    You never disappoint and I'm devastated I've never seen you live.

  • @hippopotamus86

    @hippopotamus86

    Жыл бұрын

    Good thing he's still alive and doing shows.

  • @kirktown2046
    @kirktown2046 Жыл бұрын

    Carr is so underappreciated. He's so fucking good.

  • @Foolishpleazure
    @Foolishpleazure Жыл бұрын

    man this guy is hilarious!!!! being from the U.S,I haven't ever heard of him until now,which is a damned shame!!!!!

  • @LordInter

    @LordInter

    Жыл бұрын

    oh damn, you're in for a world of laughs, this is pretty tame for his stand up and abusing the audience 😂

  • @u4riahsc

    @u4riahsc

    Жыл бұрын

    Me too. I’d love to see his show in person.

  • @handlesarefeckinstupid

    @handlesarefeckinstupid

    Жыл бұрын

    Boy have you got some catching up to do. May I suggest you find the 8 out of 10 cats does countdown series, with the spectacular Sean Lock (R.I.P). Maybe followed with the Big Fat Quiz

  • @sparklecat2436

    @sparklecat2436

    Жыл бұрын

    I am from the US. I found him few years ago on Facebook. I thought I didn’t like Comedy but turns out I just like Dark humor! Jimmy does amazing job at making me laugh. Although I don’t think I would survive seeing his show in person! 🤣

  • @Inquisitor_Vex

    @Inquisitor_Vex

    Жыл бұрын

    The man is a national treasure.

  • @artursandwich1974
    @artursandwich1974 Жыл бұрын

    I don't know, man... I've watched all the specials available on YT and Netflix. I've watched 8/10 cats does countdown and big fat quizzes. I know pretty much most of the jokes. And yet... I still turn on the compilations and bits and get a laugh out of them. There's something special about the delivery that makes it not enough just to know the joke in your head. I love it that so many are well translatable to my native language so I can pass them on to people who don't know English (not failing to mention the author). Thanks, man! I. E. Thank you kind sir, Mr Carr, sir.

  • @gymnasiast90
    @gymnasiast90 Жыл бұрын

    3:10 No need to bleep out anything - it’s what people come to your shows for...

  • @mats7492

    @mats7492

    Жыл бұрын

    KZread doesn’t like swearing

  • @I_Don_t_want_a_handle

    @I_Don_t_want_a_handle

    Жыл бұрын

    @John Special swearing ...

  • @jpcriddle6446
    @jpcriddle6446 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂 his "thank you" at the end tho

  • @trirakshavverma503
    @trirakshavverma503 Жыл бұрын

    That echo joke got me like 3 seconds late 😂

  • @dearest321

    @dearest321

    Жыл бұрын

    Didn’t get it , can someone explain please 😘

  • @marknelson2073

    @marknelson2073

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dearest321 Echos are more prominent in large cavernous spaces…

  • @amojak

    @amojak

    Жыл бұрын

    @@dearest321 he said she liked big D.. so is obviously very spacious... like a cave..echo..echo...echo..

  • @johnhorton9637
    @johnhorton9637 Жыл бұрын

    I like this guy. Quick witted. Funny as heck.

  • @harleykennedy1264
    @harleykennedy1264 Жыл бұрын

    “Get out!” Lol

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын

    He's fun about he's perfect so many layers I always find new stuff to laugh at

  • @SakraIgor0qNomoko
    @SakraIgor0qNomoko Жыл бұрын

    Thanks for sharing these funny shows!

  • @CottidaeSEA
    @CottidaeSEA Жыл бұрын

    Hilarious! A man who can even make explaining a joke funny!

  • @54mgtf22
    @54mgtf22 Жыл бұрын

    Love your work 👍

  • @sonictelephone1526
    @sonictelephone1526 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, your laugh is amazing

  • @stuartrawson5057
    @stuartrawson5057 Жыл бұрын

    Quick witted roasts😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @-Pheonix
    @-Pheonix Жыл бұрын

    Never fails to give you a giggle 😂

  • @bilinasmini3480

    @bilinasmini3480

    Жыл бұрын

    His form of "condensing" comedy is a class act!

  • @jimbruttan69420
    @jimbruttan69420 Жыл бұрын

    Pure genius

  • @gamingwithrage9259
    @gamingwithrage9259 Жыл бұрын

    He is a comedy gold

  • @IsaAvasa
    @IsaAvasa Жыл бұрын

    You are doing a show in little ol’ Nelson in 2023??!! Yesssss!!! 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 Can’t wait to enjoy that mate❣️👍🏼

  • @WhosHandsome
    @WhosHandsome Жыл бұрын

    His form of "condensing" comedy is a class act!

  • @wtfjoe3276
    @wtfjoe3276 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy Carr. You’re a goddamn legend

  • @doominic1882
    @doominic1882 Жыл бұрын

    Legend

  • @janmunce496
    @janmunce496 Жыл бұрын

    Your crowd work is absolutely legendary, right up there with Don Rickles. Stay safe

  • @rylandmoreno6649
    @rylandmoreno6649 Жыл бұрын

    “ nothing says feminine like air conditioning equipment “ I’m dying lmao 🤣

  • @unicyclist97
    @unicyclist97 Жыл бұрын

    Seeing Jimmy next month, not sure whether I want to be invisible or whether it would be fun to heckle a bit 🤔

  • @philbarrett3739

    @philbarrett3739

    Жыл бұрын

    Please heckle and in a future video I hope to recognise your name Joel and feel I helped encourage you.

  • @TrueHolarctic

    @TrueHolarctic

    Жыл бұрын

    Be sure to mention phil, and if you could work in marmots somehow Id appreciate it. Thank you very much

  • @Bai_Su_Zhen

    @Bai_Su_Zhen

    Жыл бұрын

    jOeL are you trying to say Joel?

  • @asusmctablet9180

    @asusmctablet9180

    Жыл бұрын

    Depends if you're from Glasgow

  • @SamuelBlack84

    @SamuelBlack84

    Жыл бұрын

    He once looked at me and said I had a face like thunder 😅

  • @DanielWilliams-er3wc
    @DanielWilliams-er3wc Жыл бұрын

    Mr. Carr you are amazing.

  • @debbielewis6436
    @debbielewis6436 Жыл бұрын

    Absolutely love you!!@. You are the best. Soo talented.. in your face.. .. please come to aotearoa..

  • @sebinOu4660

    @sebinOu4660

    Жыл бұрын

    Kiwi spotted !

  • @jonnyfranks5879
    @jonnyfranks5879 Жыл бұрын

    He’s so polite and his delivery is outstanding. I’d let this guy call my mum a dock worker

  • @jocomfiresin6982

    @jocomfiresin6982

    Жыл бұрын

    Does your mom work at a dock? Also is that offensive?

  • @iulia1690
    @iulia1690 Жыл бұрын

    You are welcomed, Jimmy Carr and thank you as well for the laugh. Come to București!

  • @rosannaburt3048
    @rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy please come do. Show in upstate NY either Albany or Saratoga springs I'd love to go ur amazing my fav now days

  • @noone8418
    @noone8418 Жыл бұрын

    “Any ladies have tattoos…” that’s the joke right there.😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @spacefrog_2203

    @spacefrog_2203

    Жыл бұрын

    …why?

  • @janeprescott980
    @janeprescott980 Жыл бұрын

    This I think is spot on comedy.

  • @jare2067
    @jare2067 Жыл бұрын

    it’s so wholesome he says “i don’t really know how i’m making money from this but thank you guys”

  • @palmeristo
    @palmeristo Жыл бұрын

    Last of a dying breed

  • @miroslavpokorny7902
    @miroslavpokorny7902 Жыл бұрын

    Genius, genius, genius.

  • @smuchapreciated1959
    @smuchapreciated1959 Жыл бұрын

  • @ricbarker4829
    @ricbarker4829 Жыл бұрын

    I like at the end of the video he admits to receiving income from these videos....I guess he has indeed learnt his lesson.

  • @rainerfantasie9573

    @rainerfantasie9573

    Жыл бұрын

    Underated comment.

  • @Kington99

    @Kington99

    Жыл бұрын

    i think he just misunderstood when they told him he had to declare his income

  • @nathanmetus2989
    @nathanmetus2989 Жыл бұрын

    Looking good Slim Jim!

  • @massimilianocacciamani7736
    @massimilianocacciamani7736 Жыл бұрын

    JIMMY! Borders are open, take a trip to NZ!

  • @ejlonergan4073
    @ejlonergan4073 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy, I watched to the end. You have lost weight. I hope it's health choice and not issue. Thanks for all the laughs. I hope to see your new material soon.

  • @joepecsi1332
    @joepecsi1332 Жыл бұрын

    this dude is OG

  • @HelloMyNamesNino
    @HelloMyNamesNino Жыл бұрын

    Omg the echo comment 💀

  • @wdwerker
    @wdwerker Жыл бұрын

    I’ve seen most of these clips but it’s still fun to see them again. However I’m noticing a trend to re-label & re-package videos in an attempt to get more views.

  • @lukerseaby
    @lukerseaby Жыл бұрын

    🤣

  • @efim.andrii
    @efim.andrii Жыл бұрын

    Good !

  • @arefrigerator396
    @arefrigerator396 Жыл бұрын

    He would make the funniest prosecuting attorney in history.

  • @giacdeg
    @giacdeg Жыл бұрын

    Love from Cape Town mate. Come visit.

  • @Kinematographer
    @Kinematographer Жыл бұрын

    Always love to see Carr perform things written by his team of writers.

  • @kanedaku

    @kanedaku

    Жыл бұрын

    If you were more successful, you could have writers too, just like all the great comedians.

  • @ArtomixCraft

    @ArtomixCraft

    Жыл бұрын

    Fair point, but his ability to improve on the spot is astounding and not a product of a writing team.

  • @Kinematographer

    @Kinematographer

    Жыл бұрын

    @@ArtomixCraft you think that is real? He is famous for only staying on script, he is the shill king!

  • @pivot9965
    @pivot9965 Жыл бұрын

    3:42 i saw red vent

  • @SuLokify
    @SuLokify Жыл бұрын

    Strangely enough, I think Jimmy looks older after his hair transplant. Probably because he is, compared to these clips

  • @SuLokify

    @SuLokify

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nemo-x lol ok yeah I see what you mean. Not a bad looking guy either way but if he's losing weight intentionally then good for him

  • @SuLokify

    @SuLokify

    Жыл бұрын

    @@nemo-x I may have been deceived by the "baby face"

  • @theresacrubaugh2095
    @theresacrubaugh2095 Жыл бұрын

    Brilliant! ROFLMAO!

  • @sforsheriff
    @sforsheriff Жыл бұрын

    That woman lives of the screams of the self esteem she has destroyed over years, “NAOUW!” You could tell she’s brutal.😂😂

  • @Tk-ou9ec
    @Tk-ou9ec Жыл бұрын

    Yes. In Adelaide soon. Yeeha.

  • @valarmorghulis5836
    @valarmorghulis5836 Жыл бұрын

    We are all here for Rack’s mom’s part !

  • @tamaslapsanszki8744
    @tamaslapsanszki8744 Жыл бұрын

    People with Tourette's. What makes them tick?

  • @nigelnofrenze2613
    @nigelnofrenze2613 Жыл бұрын

    They bleeped “mongo”…wow

  • @richardmullens4707

    @richardmullens4707

    Жыл бұрын

    Yes why? Crazy isn't it.

  • @macleodstonemasonry6594

    @macleodstonemasonry6594

    Жыл бұрын

    Don't want tae offend hauff eh glesga.

  • @richardmullens4707

    @richardmullens4707

    Жыл бұрын

    @@macleodstonemasonry6594 Has Mongo got a specific alternative meaning in Glasgow?

  • @loribernardisunwell9663
    @loribernardisunwell9663 Жыл бұрын

    Those kids have a better sense of humor than most adults! Nice to see!!!

  • @bungle0h521
    @bungle0h521 Жыл бұрын

    you ... you really had to censer out the name of a character from Blazing Saddles?

  • @richardmullens4707

    @richardmullens4707

    Жыл бұрын

    Flash Gordon's greatest enemy, Ming the Merciless, now comes from the planet BEEP!

  • @tramon306
    @tramon306 Жыл бұрын

    Don Rickles of the UK

  • @dqz6591
    @dqz6591 Жыл бұрын

    Hi Zamuca Lady...

  • @roymillsjnr5172
    @roymillsjnr5172 Жыл бұрын

    😂😂😂

  • @helenbostock2350
    @helenbostock2350 Жыл бұрын

    Lol

  • @ChristianSumn
    @ChristianSumn Жыл бұрын

    Just realized that Jimmy's laugh sounds pretty similar to Stampylongheads laugh.

  • @micko0001
    @micko0001 Жыл бұрын

    Why the beep at @2:43 ?

  • @MMR_LM

    @MMR_LM

    Жыл бұрын

    KZread I'd assume

  • @micko0001

    @micko0001

    Жыл бұрын

    @@MMR_LM but when you watch his full show (which is also on KZread) it's not beeped out

  • @saint3211
    @saint3211 Жыл бұрын

    Wow, Mongo got bleeped out...Along with the thing he said at 2:45

  • @ObservingLibertarian
    @ObservingLibertarian Жыл бұрын

    8:00 Oh wow, you've lost weight, good for you.

  • @gaptoofgranny
    @gaptoofgranny Жыл бұрын

    Somehow this came up in my feed. Not sure how, it might have had something to do with Carlin, Stewart, and Colbert. Entertaining nonetheless.

  • @rubberbudgies
    @rubberbudgies Жыл бұрын

    damn, good looking bloke without the stage make up.

  • @SmokeNMirrors470
    @SmokeNMirrors470 Жыл бұрын

    I would suggest a Elvis haircut next Jimmy because you look like Mr Spock with your current doo.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage Жыл бұрын

    Imagine the size of the Barbeque you'd need to roast an entire aud... oh... oh, 'roast'... Nevermind.

  • @danieltaylor655
    @danieltaylor655 Жыл бұрын

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @garethjones909
    @garethjones909 Жыл бұрын

    Would love to see Jimmy do a roast in the comments😂

  • @Tom.Climbs
    @Tom.Climbs Жыл бұрын

    Lmfao , *enjoy school*

  • @noonesomeone3716
    @noonesomeone3716 Жыл бұрын

    That vent girl. It wasn't even a roast mor like compliments. Note: Get a vent tattoo for ultimate roast/bully protection.

  • @zahari_s_stoyanov
    @zahari_s_stoyanov Жыл бұрын

    Enjoy school :D

  • @free_spirit2100
    @free_spirit2100 Жыл бұрын

    The laugh sound like a bird, I forgot the name.

  • @morbidmanmusic

    @morbidmanmusic

    Жыл бұрын

    Seal.

  • @scapingby

    @scapingby

    Жыл бұрын

    seagull

  • @tesfuweldemikael2902

    @tesfuweldemikael2902

    Жыл бұрын

    @@morbidmanmusic Great work on biology.

  • @TheDanishGuyReviews

    @TheDanishGuyReviews

    Жыл бұрын

    Kookaburra.

  • @davemathews7890
    @davemathews7890 Жыл бұрын

    I usually hate hecklers, but in this case...

  • @elleryeggen9678
    @elleryeggen9678 Жыл бұрын

    Who takes a 14 year old to a Jimmy Carr show?

  • @cranberryrosebud

    @cranberryrosebud

    Жыл бұрын

    a parent who knows what they're doing

  • @RedDragon-og6ql

    @RedDragon-og6ql

    Жыл бұрын

    A loving parent

  • @Jan-kt4xw

    @Jan-kt4xw

    Жыл бұрын

    Legendary parents

  • @FenNick1994

    @FenNick1994

    Жыл бұрын

    Someone who realises that the more you try to censor something; the more exotic and attractive it becomes. It's better to give amnesty for it in a controlled environment which no easily-offended people would ever visit.

  • @boiledelephant

    @boiledelephant

    Жыл бұрын

    You've forgotten what it's like to be 14. My head was an absolute cesspit at 14, Jimmy Carr is tame by comparison.

  • @CarMad97ci
    @CarMad97ci Жыл бұрын

    Mongo is a swear word? Wtf 😂

  • @tomwotton9
    @tomwotton9 Жыл бұрын

    I’m terrible at math but an I right that given when this was fillimed the boy Sam would now be somewhere between 20 and 25?

  • @calibrax
    @calibrax Жыл бұрын

    Why was "Mongo" beeped out? It's just the name of a character in Blazing Saddles FFS!

  • @Roper122
    @Roper122 Жыл бұрын

    2.43 ..Why would you BLEEP out Mongo? It's a character from Blazing Saddles, not a slur.

  • @cstal5671
    @cstal5671 Жыл бұрын

    stampys laugh

  • @D_U_N_E
    @D_U_N_E Жыл бұрын

    Clearly the vent was an indicator she is great at jobs that involve blowing.

  • @kylejackson3437
    @kylejackson3437 Жыл бұрын

    James Automobile

  • @RFD313
    @RFD313 Жыл бұрын

    Jimmy will be in my city early 2023 and all shows are sold out!😕

  • @Mariama.Thioye
    @Mariama.Thioye Жыл бұрын

    You’re forced to buy it.

  • @Tom.Climbs
    @Tom.Climbs Жыл бұрын

    *Tooe deehs* - guy in the audience

  • @August10ish
    @August10ish Жыл бұрын

    Short memory Jimmy, last year he taking joy out of the unvaxed, fair enough if he did it for comedy but real comedians know he didn't.

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