Somehow, Duolingo always makes their threats rhyme. Spanish or vanish, Learn French, or the trench.

@luzellemoller6621

Жыл бұрын

Dutch or fall in the much lessons hole

@YooItsWitch

Жыл бұрын

Learn japanese or get a disease

@rinivera

Жыл бұрын

Japanese or Broken Knees

@i-like-mymelody.

Жыл бұрын

Japanese or fleas (come on go

@luzellemoller6621

Жыл бұрын

@@i-like-mymelody. what is fleas? Is it dying?

As a person who has deleted Duolingo before doing my Spanish lesson, I can confirm that I’m dead right know.

@sonicfan302

Жыл бұрын

Do u really think I will let u escape if u dont learn spanish?

@F4K3R819

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicfan302 lemme bring out da DUOLINGO DELETER 2000 *pew pew pew*

@YourLocalPlushAddict

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicfan302 can I have my family back 😭

@fandomshirabu5548

Жыл бұрын

I'm sorry for deleting you,我会好好学习我的华文拜托放开我的家人😭（I'm sorry for deleting you,I Will learn my Chinese please let go of my family 🙏🏻）

@ouzhankamber5293

Жыл бұрын

Rip 🪦

The fact that I got a notification from Duolingo while watching this saying that I should do my French lesson…💀

@zakirchanu

2 ай бұрын

Me too 😂

@user-wh7fy1th6u

2 ай бұрын

What’s duolino?

@Lionboy1

Ай бұрын

​@@user-wh7fy1th6uits helps you learn languages

@Space_explorer_0

Ай бұрын

​@@user-wh7fy1th6u it's an app you can learn languages from. Wanna give it a try 😈

@sugakookie640

Ай бұрын

@@user-wh7fy1th6ua language learning app

While watching the beginning, I thought it was an ad.. 😂😂

@norikosilvester8714

29 күн бұрын

Me too😂

@MissFlamingo.

23 күн бұрын

Same😂😂😂😂😂

@Liah_YourStarlight

13 күн бұрын

Fr same

@NUREDRIANABINTIISMAILSYAHRANIZ

11 күн бұрын

Same XD

"Either French or the trench" the last thing every French soldier heard before waking up in a trench during ww1

@gggdahmet

2 ай бұрын

LOL

@user-jc7lr2hs2b

2 ай бұрын

Хоть назад смотрел и убеги

Im happy to have Duolingos trust by taking lessons everyday, deleting duolingo is baisically a deathwish, i did it once and he almost cut off my left arm but then i redownloaded it and duolingo left happily, ever since i have never forgotten a lesson he was kind enough to spare my family.

@carsonbattle7458

7 ай бұрын

You need help call 911 he is everywhere he is watching I deleted him and I keep hearing “Spanish or vanish boy” in my walls every night I keep wondering is this my last night? I see his face everywhere he is coming good luck everyone

@viltrx7052

Ай бұрын

@@carsonbattle7458nah just delete it I lost only 4 of my family members but they were annoying

One lesson a day keeps Duo away

EDIT: Yo thanks for 220 likes. You all are amazing :) Check replies, I added another song for you guys. (Verse 1) In a world where languages collide There's a green bird, Duolingo, by its side It's a tale of warning, a lesson to learn If you neglect your Spanish, the tables will turn (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Verse 2) Duolingo perched upon a branch so high Its feathers shimmering, a wicked gleam in its eye It waits for the moment you skip a day To haunt your dreams, in a relentless way (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Bridge) Its beak sharp like a knife, it swoops down low Reminding you to practice, it won't let go With every wrong answer, its cackle fills the air Oh, beware the green bird, the consequences are not fair (Chorus) Duolingo, the evil bird of fate Its eyes piercing, its voice filled with hate Take your lessons, don't let it win Learn Spanish, let the journey begin (Leading-Bridge) But fear not, dear learner, there's hope in sight Embrace the challenge, embrace the fight With dedication and practice, you'll conquer the test Break free from Duolingo's grip, rise above the rest (Outro) So, let us remember the tale we've heard Of the green bird called Duolingo, its lesson absurd Take your Spanish lessons, don't be led astray Learn and grow each day, and keep the evil bird at bay Made by AI :)

@user-ik7tp1zd6r

5 ай бұрын

Guys, sohmbodi de we kin helep mi kol di polis we tinap nia di doa?

@DLCMan1218

5 ай бұрын

oh gosh i need someone to make this into a actual song now

@user-ik7tp1zd6r

5 ай бұрын

@@DLCMan1218 Wow♥♥

@claudinalozada2324

5 ай бұрын

That song tells lie

@jeri.studio

5 ай бұрын

ask AI to wrote a tune for this and i will sing it.

I love the part when everything turns into duolingo

@salhnikiblue2023

Жыл бұрын

@Gabriel Tan wtf

@visnjamaric

10 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@Tear_Dropz

9 ай бұрын

Same

@nalphabetlore2036

8 ай бұрын

Duolingo: *Learn French* Or get hit with a bench. Steve: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? Steve: **prequel to uninstall duolingo** Steve: **burns apps except Duolingo is fine** Duolingo: *You Fool* You're Done when i say you're done. [His Apps Becoming Duolingo Clones] Duolingo Clones: LEARN FRENCH1!1!1!1! Steve: Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AAH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SECONDS [Duolingo Being Roasted] Duolingo: Respectfully, Steve Duolingo: **Sends** Duolingo: Dear Steve, It's Either French, Or The a trench Steve: Sincerely Yours Duolingo Steve: Breaks Phone Full Of Duolingos Steve: **evil laughs** Big Duolingo: Put You In Recycle Bin Steve: Aw, Seriously?

@XyrusYuanIdosgaming

6 ай бұрын

Duolingo!

1:00:00 steve downloads game 59:23 game comes 57:34 duolingo message 57:30 steve angry 30:00 steve finished lesson 24:46 starts keynote 16:09 steve finished keynote 00:00 steve finally plays game Edit : stop pls this comment is old

@Jrgogetem

10 ай бұрын

This video is not even 1 hour long

@Bear98183

9 ай бұрын

L UR BAD UR BaD UR bAD

@sabinahasan760

7 ай бұрын

​@@Jrgogetemheck how

@sabinahasan760

7 ай бұрын

This video is actually 2:45:07

@CongregnamixGeoDash

5 ай бұрын

It’s actually 24:31:41 Long

When duolingo says "were done when i say where done"and im tired,i just leave

😂 'Learn French or get hit with a bench'! I love how it rhymes 😂

@Asteria_editss

Ай бұрын

lmaoo

1:19 I LAUGHED AT THIS PART 😂 (duo as food)

@xunchen1306

Жыл бұрын

Me 2😂

@ana.kate2921

Жыл бұрын

YASS

@huzaifa371

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@kft-xk7ub

Жыл бұрын

That seems tasty

@therealbirb

Жыл бұрын

No

0:01 Steve plays a game 0:05 duolingo texts 0:17 delete Duolingo 0:19 unable to delete Duolingo 0:28 Duolingo got roasted 0:32 Duolingo is indestructible 0:38 Duolingo texts again 0:41 Duolingo meme 0:46 all his apps are replaced with Duolingo 0:52 a bunch of timers 1:09 Steve’s message to Duolingo 1:19 Duolingo as cooked 1:29 Duolingo’s message to Steve 1:40 Steve breaks his phone 1:48 Duolingo appears behind Steve 1:57 Steve is in the recycling bin

@sonicfan302

Жыл бұрын

U have 30 seconds to do spanish.

@warwaraung8895

Жыл бұрын

I love you Duolingo bird

@Namesdontmatter1

Жыл бұрын

I would eat Duolingo

@lucyg6513

Жыл бұрын

@@sonicfan302 hi

@theycandoagooddayt.karmen3326

Жыл бұрын

i know spanish i from mexico😫

The "YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SEC" got me laughing 😂

The duopocalypses is upon us

“Learn French! Or get hit with a Bench!” Is the reason I’m in a coffin

@THE-LIL-ARTIST

Жыл бұрын

Same lol

@nurcahaya6634

Жыл бұрын

Duolingo really spit some bars

@TheDuolingo1

Жыл бұрын

Your got hit with a bench and maybe a wrench

@_Selkie-The-Demon_

Жыл бұрын

@@TheDuolingo1 Oh no, DUOLINGO FOUND ME! *Why are u running meme begins*

@Angel_Watermelon_Cat

8 ай бұрын

@@TheDuolingo1i don't have duolingo

0:47 The duolingo app is multiplying!😱

I got an ad for Duolingo after this, added something to the experience

Bro when i was about to watch this a Duolingo ad popped up 🗿💀

He knows when you are sleeping He knows when you're awake So do your Spanish lesson To keep your family safe.

@Leaf578

Жыл бұрын

Stolen comment lol caught red handed 🤯

0:42 Got Me Laughing So Hard 🤣 😂

@Yourlocalxister

10 ай бұрын

0:41

@zlzmzlzmzmsmsmmsmsmsmsmmsaaaag

9 ай бұрын

​@@Yourlocalxister0:12

@user-bl4rs1kn3v

19 күн бұрын

0:28

I’m watching this from heaven as I too deleted duolingo

Duo: 'It's either French or the trench' Me: How do you even come up with such rhymes?

1:24 dear steve, its either french or the trench

@Mangodacat

3 ай бұрын

Sincerely Yours Duolingo

@greenh99

2 ай бұрын

*breaks phone*

@greenh99

2 ай бұрын

Hahahaahahahah…

@eduardobarrera3398

2 ай бұрын

Now it’s an official Duolingo song 😂😂

If you delete me ill deleat you -duo

@AlexCarvilleDeWGPSecurityGuard

Жыл бұрын

Duo: you can never delete me after you master Korean

@AlexCarvilleDeWGPSecurityGuard

Жыл бұрын

Or get hit with a bench

@hoaxstage

Жыл бұрын

Korean or never be seen

@AlexCarvilleDeWGPSecurityGuard

Жыл бұрын

​Yes Korean or never be seen

@TheDuolingo1

Жыл бұрын

😢

0:46 why Steve,s iPhone was full of duolingo💀💀💀

@ImuPlayzRobloxMM2

Күн бұрын

1:40 Steve Actually Cracked His IPhone💀💀💀

@ImuPlayzRobloxMM2

Күн бұрын

1:56 And Duolingo Threws him on the trash can

As a person who hasn't done any Duolingo Spanish lessons from the day that I stopped I am watching this in heaven

I think it looks more cleaner after blazing fire at it 😃

Moral of the story : Never be angry and deleted duolingo app

@Entropy1990

Жыл бұрын

Good boy Now go learn your Spanish lesson, or else.....

@Entropy1990

Жыл бұрын

@Buthdee Suriya what? You don't want to learn your Spanish lesson?

the fact that i got a duolingo ad before this video even started

Duolingo you say it's time to vanish because I frogot my spanish lesson, Well! you frogot something too it's !BIRD HUNTING SEASON! CH! CH!.

1:10 got me laughing

NEVER SKIP YOUR FRENCH LESSON

@rubyjones8871

Жыл бұрын

@Mary Grossheim that's u RIGHT NOW

@Xx-nightcrawler-xX

8 ай бұрын

I don't use duolingo I'm safe🗿🍷

@hakanus4514

6 ай бұрын

👎

@stephenma6150

6 ай бұрын

@@Xx-nightcrawler-xXMe too

@cat93838

6 ай бұрын

No

0:30 Dude... You just burnt your health 😂😂

I litereally got a duolingo ad when i was about to watch this

2:02 screamer

Duolingo: looks like you missed the Spanish lesson today you know what happens now

Bro laughed like William Afton 💀

0:12 “or get hit by a bench “ 😭🖐🏻

Once you download Duolingo, *you will always be watched and tracked* Duolingo:so,you miss your lesson, Spanish or *Vanish*

0:22 is the moment that had me sent to heaven

Im not joking when i clicked the video i got a duolingo ad...💀

0:37 WOW, U COULD BE MY DISIPLINE TEACHER

1:19 (duo needs to see this) 1:12 Overcringe theme (slap battles)

@THE-LIL-ARTIST

Жыл бұрын

Lol-

@THE-LIL-ARTIST

Жыл бұрын

Respect this comment

@ballerdawg2077

Жыл бұрын

Damn a slap battles player that's rare

0:00 iu playing clash of clans 0:28 duolingo get roast 0:30 duolingo is undestructible 0:44 duolingo epidemic 1:00 french leason 1:07 for duolingo 1:40 break your phone 1:54 Steve on the recicle bin

I just got a duolingo ad while I was watching this.

0:25 goodbye Health and welcome f r e n c h

-1:07:00 Steve downloading a game -1:06:55 Duolingo's plan to kick Steve -1:01:00 1st duolingo's plan is... Sending him to learn his language -1:00:20 Steve watching a Keynote 59:37 2nd Duolingo's plan is,...- Making Duolingo app with a shield -30:10 Steve Done watching a Keynote -27:50 Duolingo's 3rd plan is...!... Changing all applications to Duolingo and setting reminders and alarms to learn -25:00 4th plan is... Sending emails to Steve -20:17 Final plan is... Sending Steve to recycle bin* -12:00 beginning of the game -00:10 playing a game

@MochachinoIsGreat8391

Жыл бұрын

Steve is trying to uninstall Duolingo.

@JOSHUACHIOCCI

Жыл бұрын

Bro some of the time stamps are wrong

@mugtaba9805

Жыл бұрын

You copied me

1:50 moments before death

Steve had the Duolingo virus incident and steve is mad at Duolingo for interrupting him

Duolingo language learning: Spanish or vanish Duolingo math: Math or bloodbath Duolingo ABC: Read or bleed

Duolingo is pretty fun and helping me with Japanese very well, I really do recommend it

"It's simple, Spanish or Vanish" - Duolingo, 2020

@Melissa-ub4mh

Жыл бұрын

I downloaded duolingo for Spanish but then deleted it because It asked my age I'm screwed

@CLOUDCRY_WCUE

Жыл бұрын

“Multiplication or I’ll find your location.”

@Narlz904

Жыл бұрын

I was gonna comment that

@jopowell7683

Жыл бұрын

@@Melissa-ub4mh Just bc it asks for your age doesn’t mean your screwed

@officialtessapark7930

Жыл бұрын

Thai or die

When I turned on the movie, an ad for Duolingo appeared

I had a Duolingo ad before this, and I recently installed it as well...🤨🤔

this man is so pricing funny, I subbed!

you gotta look behind you man!

me: ENOUGH! I’m deleting Duolingo Duolingo: ok. Then let me delete your family

1:09-1:19:steve:Dear Duolingo, YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD TELL ME HOW TO DELETE YOUR APP OR THIS WILL BE YOU IN 5 SEC😡*shows frying green duo owl drumsticks. Me:*laughs to death 💀

@Funnicatt72

Жыл бұрын

Duolingo: dear Steve, it's either French, or the trench Sincerely yours, duolingo

@judedrabble2477

Жыл бұрын

😅

@Funnicatt72

Жыл бұрын

@@judedrabble2477 what does duolingo say about Japanese when he forces someone to learn Japanese? Japanese or catch these 🔪

@therealbirb

Жыл бұрын

No

@Funnicatt72

Жыл бұрын

@@therealbirb why

this guy is underrated edit: shut up about “oh hes not underrated” this comment was made literally 11 months ago. shut up about it smh

@Trustywaterbucket

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is *underrated*

@rebecarubio523

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is

@Utcm7

Жыл бұрын

*Agreeed*

@squishyduck8059

Жыл бұрын

Fax

@ThisChannelHasBeenDeleted895

Жыл бұрын

Yes he is underrated! I think he deserves more views

i always get a day streaks from my french lessons in duolingo😊

Bird was doing the rock thing

WOOO NEW STEVE VIDEO “YOU LITTLE GOOFY AHH BIRD” made me laugh so hard- also first

0:52 duolingo active all alarms of steve phone

I love it I'll never forget to do my lessons

“Learn German” “Or burn in”

finally someone else who learns French, everyone learns Spanish 🤨 not meant to be that type of person but thanks for the likessss and um.. chill with the replies, my notifications are exploding 😭🙌

@Tree99632

Жыл бұрын

I learn french

@nuggetreal...

Жыл бұрын

I learn Italian

@Mari_Untamed

Жыл бұрын

Spanish or vanish (that means I do Spanish)

@Robloxian_2019

Жыл бұрын

I learn German

@Tommys_adventures56

Жыл бұрын

I learn French too lol

Duolingo chicken 3$ 1:18

Bro just got assistants by the Duolingo owl

The fact how I had duolingo deleted and got recommended no duolingo but i just downlladed it back and saw this

I guess I'm the only person to survive duo's wrath

@Xxxsophiaxxx7

8 ай бұрын

I deleted duolingo and my famila is still alive strange

A duolingo ad popped up before the video played no cap i swear i scared rn I deleted duolingo and it kept sending me my streaks (its all zero) And duolingo had enough AND HES FLEXING ON ME HE SENT ME AN EMAIL THAT SAYS " ...but then he kept learning Spanish without you.30 days later, Duo has learned as much as half a semester’s worth of university-level Spanish class*. He also started making his own sourdough, but that’s probably unrelated. There’s still time to catch up! Take a 5 minute lesson now." DAMNG HE EVEN MADE SOURDOUGH-

I got a Duolingo ad watching this 💀

The fact that this was exactly 1 year ago it’s feb 6th rn lol

Great Animating, It's Really Funny! 🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉

@smazad7736

Жыл бұрын

🎉

0:17 Steve remove Duolingo

why did I get a duolingo ad before watching this...

*French or get hit with a bench*

Believe me, this is how you feel when a teacher or parent reminds you to do you’re lesson before due date!😂 Mom: honey, you’re lesson’s due date is tomorrow. Kid: I know mom! I’ll do it later. THE REMINDER: you should’ve listened!! “DUO, DUO, DUO, DUO, DUO, DUO”🦉🦉💚

@user-ow2kj1lh5f

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@JamesXylight

Жыл бұрын

Ok

@JaylaisAwesome

Жыл бұрын

Ok

the last bit scared me

the jumpscare at the end didnt get me! haha! wait- GUYS HELP I DELETED DUOLINGO AND NOW I THINK HES IN THE HOUSE!!! YES IM CORRECT HE BROKE IN HES IN THE KITCHEN!!! HELP!!! *starts crying* I DONT WANNA DIE!!! AHHHHH HES COMING FOR ME HE HEARD ME!!! AAAAAAAAAAAA- *screams, stabs, blood and then... silence*

Actually I’m a french person and…yeah,American duo lingo is really terrifying 💀

Ohh my God I have been learning french for 120 days in Duolingo😂

@stephanie_katie9

5 ай бұрын

Holy shit man

@andrewbristle9335

3 ай бұрын

But it is the only thing you need in life right 0:52

@Asteria_editss

Ай бұрын

Well Moral never miss your French lesson 🤷‍♀️

“You’re done when I say you’re done” This is the moment Duolingo became Heisenlingo

Steve at the end:oh crap

Keep learning with Duo or sleep with one eye open. Español O Vanish - Duelo

“Learn German or get hit by a goddamn M4 Sherman”

Duolingo actually said learn French or get hit with a bench

I literally got an ad for duo lingo before the video started 😱😱

Luckily, I have done Duolingo for 36 days straight. Oh dang I forgot to do it todAY OH GOSH-

Caro steve É francês ou trincheira Atenciosamente duolingo

When I was about to watch this video a duolingo ad just popped up💀

I got a duolingo ad before watching this 💀

1:41 is a horror laugh😱😱

I got a duolingo ad for this

Deleting duolingo app doesn’t look like scary....right? I kne- *gets stabbed by duolingo*

0:00 Steve is playing 0:04 Duolingo messages 0:09 GAME OVER 0:11 Steve is angry 0:14 Tapping into Duolingo 0:17 Removes Duolingo 0:19 Can't Delete 0:24 Steve is angry #2 0:27 Steve gets a fire gun 0:28 Steve burns all apps 0:31 Duolingo can't burned 0:40 Wait... What? 0:46 Every apps became Duolingo 0:54 Duolingo says to read French every time 1:00 Alarm is French lesson 1:02 come on 1:05 Steve appeared 1:06 [typing sound] 1:40 [broked the phone] 1:43 Steve laughs so badly 1:47 Duolingo comes to kill Steve 1:52 Steve sees at Duolingo 1:57 Steve is in the recycle bin 2:03 Ehe Vnd

@andrewbristle9335

3 ай бұрын

Uh oh look out 1:52

I once installed doulingo then uninstalled it nothing happened

@SirenCatTH

Жыл бұрын

Same, but 1 year later someone at my door and it's the Owl so i installed it back and doing my lessons now

@Utcm7

Жыл бұрын

ARE U SERIOUS

If you delete duolingo with a green owl, it starts grabbing a knife.