Kid is like: "Forget sharing, I wanna know why they're trying to run a 2-3 zone defense when they're down by twelve points."

@seanryan3020

24 күн бұрын

This is the plot twist we both need and deserve!

@jamesbaurus5928

19 күн бұрын

"Dad, why is the Twianguwwwl offwenss outdwated?

Fabulous hand placement over your heart! It was a touching moment 😅

@Blackmumbo321

Ай бұрын

I had to grab an anatomy book just to verify the heart hadn’t been moved in my 44 years on this earth and nobody told me. But I like where hers is lol

@rw6858

Ай бұрын

Sigh

@crashman2062

Ай бұрын

No worries, I'm just checking your heart, honey.

@terrytreadway9645

Ай бұрын

It's called a "milk drop" sensation

@mincwell42

Ай бұрын

I have never seen a woman in real life clutch her heart there. Just women on the Internet looking for views

Why you smile and grab yo TAs TAs? 😂

@bythebookboon

25 күн бұрын

Hand full

@jamesm568

16 күн бұрын

That's a man's heart.

@hylianglitchmobber7570

5 күн бұрын

Don't you smile too when you grab ta tas?

Shes amazing for having 2 hearts

That hand placement was all for the thumbnail 😂 and it worked 🤣

If she is running a little late then why the heck is she still standing there? Bless her heart!

@Capcoor

28 күн бұрын

You know, I met someone who didn’t understand that “Bless your heart” is/can be an insult. I explained it to her.

@nekodahaltom2443

26 күн бұрын

@@Capcoor bless her heart

@mylesleggette7520

23 күн бұрын

@@Capcoor When my grandpa said, "well I'll be darned!" you knew he did not give a crap about whatever you were saying.

Umm... her hand...😁

Love the way she grabbed her twins.

She is just absolutely beautiful

This would have been my dad if smart phones existed in the 90s😂

Anything to keep them quiet. Both of them. The kid and the girl.

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

Why the girl ???

@Marcus-rg7bg

Ай бұрын

@@donaldharris5133 That's my humor speaking mostly. In my house, a quiet kid and a quiet wife is the goal of each day. No crying from the kid and nagging from the girl. I know that will not happen. But it's a goal of mine. Keep them both happy so they will be quiet lol. Again, mostly just my humor. If you knew me, you would understand.

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

@@Marcus-rg7bg I understand !!! I worked two jobs, took care of my kids , house, cooked, did clothes, shopped, most everything. My kids were Daddy's Kids. My woman didn't do much of nothing but gripe, complain, be lazy, run around other guys 9 times and lost me most of my friends, took & did not pay bills, cleared out the bank account, took off with the car, got her bitch friends to come move her out to be with a man 16 years older than her. She got pregnant by another man and behind my back she did not know who's kid it was. I knew it was mine & for $150 her & that dude went and murdered my kid by abortion. My 1st born son was dieing in hospital of cancer. Police came and got me to take care of my son because she was not & did not know how & ended up not helping to take care of my son. I lost my son & Everything Else & she ran off with another dude. My church helped me get a Doofer car. I divorced her !!! She did her lawyer to get rid of the dude she ran off with. No one but people like her could stand the woman. Not even her own family, and later own not even our kids who she turned against me. I got 9 grand kids & never got to see but two of them twice. Yes, & I proved her unfit 3 times, got our kids and the damned judges one by one kept giving her back the kids. I paid her five years ahead on child support after she put me in jail because I owed her $300 I used on kids and baby sitters and general overhead expenses. She gave me STD's. The judge let me out of jail & told me I'd never have to go through such ever again. I paid her 5 years ahead , walked away & never looked back. I met the girl in church (LOL Infinity). !!! Now then, I got remarried !!! My new wife's pancreas started becoming brittle diabetic & she drowned in a lake from such. I lost Everything again and had to file bankruptcy & I had my dead sons bills, my ex wife's bills & had to pay off the car she ran off in and I did not get the car back. I got my dead wife's bills & the bills we shared. I had to file another bankruptcy, I could not afford nothing but basics for myself. I had to slowly rebuild my life & finances. I never had another kid & will never get remarried. I got insurances & Prenupt's on my Presupts !!! Right Now, (OMG), I'm on my 2nd Tornado an F4 about 3 years ago, then an F2 this past week. So much damage & loss again and now again. No power, No Air, Living in my car. Got a Generator and a window air. Living in 3 rooms. No cable just my smartphone. Waiting on insurance people's and repair people's to get to me & get my place restored & repaired. $120 a day/night. Lost approximately 3 months food $800 & all the damage repairs & clean up costs. Been helping out my older brother who's retired & his wife and kids always needing. That's just about a 10th of the negatives of my life not to mention my physical & mental health !!! (I could write you a books on my life alone but I digress) !!! Gotta go fill up the Ginny again & get ready for night, still 90 degree days & 80 degree nights, & working when not working. My positives are it's gonna get better or at least level off , recoop, my God, few choice words here & there, just exhausted & escape a bit when I sleep about 5 to 6 hours 24/7 most my life & now !!! There's folks that have it much worse than me. I got blacks & latinos bump thumping day and night and most white sold out here cause they built a mega strip mall 3 blocks away. Drugs, Booze, Parties, Crime, Noise & barking damned dogs day & night. I'm gonna sell out and Jed Clampett my Azz the hell away from here, (Somewhere Over The Rainbow & Chill the Fxxk Out !!! What's Funny is the fact that I moved here to where I'm at now to make & have a better life !!! Still waiting on God Somewhat . . . 😁Heh 😁Heh😁Heh😁 "Cheers & Happy Holiday" !!! DDH👈🇺🇲🙏 5-27-2024.

@matthewshelton9573

Ай бұрын

@@donaldharris5133Quiet means shes content. If shes not content, she will be complaining about something you are doing or need to be doing. Same with child, if they are quiet that generally means they are occupied and content for the moment.

Mom is so cute ❤

That’s actually a really great book. I read that to my daughter every night before bed.

@littlejackalo5326

26 күн бұрын

The same book every night? How boring.

Chelsie actually almost smiled lol.

I'm that way as well. 3RD Grade level reading and Math...haha😅

The hand over not the heart. But. Cup... Wts. Looks.like............a thimble .😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

She smiles! Lol

😂😂 good save David

@brandonnewby178

Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Well guess I don't need to comment then.

Shine on guys greetings from Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 and shine on ✌️

lol the look on David’s face when he sees Chelsie watching lol

Love these guys so much ❤😂

Best dad in the world 🌎 ❤️ 💙 😅😅😅😂😂😂

I love the look he gives his son, like “Be cool boy!” 😂😂

The phone definitely came in clutch

Omgosh LMAO, Great One!!!! ❤❤❤️

Used to love reading Seuss to my ex’s kids😂 did the voices and everything

Nice house!

She has that angry, sexy expression all the time. 😂

😂😂😂 genius. I need to do that

Teaching good sportsmanship 😂 the story goes in Dr Seuss,must be a new book 😮😅

@stevehensley5096

21 күн бұрын

Since he died in 91' we assume not.

One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish - I read it hundreds of times to my kid growing up... Good memories...

love one fish two fish....

Lol..Good one 👍

Dialogue in this is butter smooth

😂😂😂❤it...!

That’s me and football

That was a good one!!

I can't believe basketball makes you that excited maybe if it was hockey

Hes not reading him the book, hes watching the basketball game

@Kenny370

Ай бұрын

Never would have guessed, so glad you told us

@chrivedy

Ай бұрын

@@Kenny370😂

@KyleFromThe575

Ай бұрын

Phew thank god the mystery is solved now...

@timothyadle9519

Ай бұрын

You see, she thought that he was going to have a special bonding moment with his son by reading him a book but instead he was derelict in his duty by watching A basketball game on his phone

@Kenny370

Ай бұрын

@@timothyadle9519 😂😂

Where did y’all get that chair

Father life hacks. 😂

Nice Save 😂😂😂, I Think 😂😂😂

Chelsey is the star

The way the phone fell out of his pocket though

Wonder why she put her hand on her left breast. L o l

Hahahaha funny

This is still a moment. Maybe the kid didnt wanna read/listen and wanted to watch sports. Dad bonding either way lol

Good one.

A real touching moment

This is not parenting, it's babysitting

Looks like I was thinking the same thing as everyone else

I just want to know about the Fish, how many fish. One fish, etc.

Love ya so much

Nice

Wish I could be her left hand 😩

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

Right Hand on mammalian body parts over the heart under the chest plate just to the right of right hand.

@Doclovesmusic1

Ай бұрын

You mean right...

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

Right !!! That's , "Getting To 2nd Base" !!! 👍😎🤟👉🎇🥰🎆🌟🔥🥞👈😁🇺🇲🙏 DDH 5-28-2024.

@conradwoodiwiss7936

Ай бұрын

It's your other left

Love it sneaky guys

Love ya eh

😮🎉🎉🎉

That's funny

These two people look exactly the same...

Lol, what game were you watching?

I couldn’t sleep in a house with one of those dolls….far less in the same room. They are hard core uncanny valley creepy.

Wow lol

Adopted father and adopted little bro!

😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂😂

oh he a nba fan

Laaa...lamm...lammoooo😊.scripted

Your heart is just a little bit higher

@thomasarussellsr

11 күн бұрын

And more centered.

😂 lol

That's pretty typical.

😂😂

Yall r very beautiful young women

@Cheese-Hound

Ай бұрын

Women? How many do you see?

The child is half her age

Hahaha!

😂🤣💀

😂😂😂😂

Which fish was the ball hog?

They look like brother and sister.

@seanryan3020

24 күн бұрын

Thanks for putting that idea in my head! 💀

😂😂😂😂😂🎉

😢😂😂😂

Lol

😊😊😊

I wonder if that's his actual name I like it!!

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

His nickname is Bubba. Lots a children boys males nicknamed Bubba in the South !!!

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

Tyson is the name of a poultry industries !!! LOL

@doughesson

Ай бұрын

His Dad was fixing supper in the microwave when he was inspired for the boy's name.

@donaldharris5133

Ай бұрын

@@doughesson LOL 👍😎😁🙏🇺🇲 DDH 5-28-2024.

This channel is a weird type of humor.

😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Wish that was my hand

Wardrobe malfunction averted

The drunk teen they want to end up smaller for some reason kinda works but we got tall females - willy 0

Yup

HRT or pixies.how can you tell?trust issue

Chelsie , you get hotter in every video.

Wait they got kids together already

Your heart is closer to the middle. Why’d you grab your boob?

What you call that kid

These genius influences just copy everything.

Smash

Who’s watching the NBA anymore

Sport worship is the worst thing to teach children......

😂that's not your heart