This guy is the human form of the word wholesome. His laugh makes me happier than anything.

@Jen_TheSnail

4 жыл бұрын

Yes!

@squid4399

4 жыл бұрын

Someone put it in words

"how to make a bridge?" blitz: wooop and woooooop AAAND wooooooooop done!

@y_am_i_here4663

4 жыл бұрын

bridges in 2025 after everyone cheated

@nebularspace

4 жыл бұрын

Well blitz most definitely knows what he’s doing

Blitz in 2019: "Triangles are life" Blitz in 2020: "Springs are life"

@tankoboi6336

4 жыл бұрын

Lol True XD

@cruzcruz9789

4 жыл бұрын

CaptainK lies

@MarkMcDaniel

4 жыл бұрын

I'm his defense, springs are great in this game. When I heard they were making a sequel title, my first thought was that I hoped they'd introduce springs. They are fundamental in basic mechanics.

@anayavadakedath2577

3 жыл бұрын

​Right

Blitz your story of going from engineer to youtuber is really inspirational, I'm an engineer of 8 years and have just started a channel! 😂

He is like 3/4 of the way through the game and is like “this is too early for hard levels”

@Egor_Forst

4 жыл бұрын

There are twice more in hard mode)

No one: Litterally no one: Blitz: i made a circle, it does circley things, like be round.

@nebularspace

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

@warriorofthenite5924

4 жыл бұрын

Yes

Literally anything: Blits: I'm going to name you kevin.

@occasionalart7597

4 жыл бұрын

Anything: Exists Blitz: "I diagnose you with Kevin"

I just got this game yesterday and I’ve had so much fun playing it

@AbdelhafidBRIK

4 жыл бұрын

Can u give me money plz

@LB-hp7pe

4 жыл бұрын

Same

@maggieokon8352

4 жыл бұрын

Swlame

@meesarendse6422

4 жыл бұрын

Do u recommend it?

@slewand1070

4 жыл бұрын

Good for you

8:36: "Who needs engineering when you have a hundred thousand dollar budget?" And TRIANGLES.

"I ate some gummy worms so that is going for me" this is another reason i like blitz

@memphishowell322

4 жыл бұрын

It's worms they are better bear lover!!!!!!!!!!!!

@thechickendude6182

4 жыл бұрын

Chezball Poopants true i will change

@killawatt8243

4 жыл бұрын

They give dirt cake it’s flair

@thechickendude6182

4 жыл бұрын

Why thank you all for 79 likes!

@ZobieDjinn

3 жыл бұрын

I read this right as he said it LOL

“It’s time for us to get shafted. hHUUaeehg”-Blitz 2020

@ezo5250

4 жыл бұрын

you know its a sound effect and not himm saying "huaaaeeeeeee???" so you should exclude it from the quote

@winniebishh7465

4 жыл бұрын

It's Tim "the tool man" Taylor. Funny funny show.

Nobody: Blitz: TRIANGLES ARE MY LIFE

@Achen24

4 жыл бұрын

Yessssssssss

@kdsmas

4 жыл бұрын

YOUR RIGHT

@the_cowman

4 жыл бұрын

squares are my death

@Mlglogan-zg1vt

4 жыл бұрын

Makes square instead

@genericnpc8853

4 жыл бұрын

We need the Diragonals on the triragonals!

Noobs: I love triangles everyone else: RAMP

Blitz just imagine how many peoples depression you've cured. You have the power of the gummy worms!!!!!!!

@pursuitofsleep6563

4 жыл бұрын

Furious CoinRollHunting I mean, you can’t really cure depression as in the mental illness but, sure, a nice video and reliable community can cheer people up from periods of depressed emotions or feelings. Either way we can agree his videos cheer people up.

@fuzz1252

4 жыл бұрын

Vat 19

@XeTrainExpress

4 жыл бұрын

@@pursuitofsleep6563 you must be so fun at parties

@shinnosukefromwiisports9847

4 жыл бұрын

Furious CoinRollHunting yes

@shinnosukefromwiisports9847

4 жыл бұрын

ItsNate lmao

Those seven dislikes were the npcs that blitz didn T name kevin

@charliespruill4455

4 жыл бұрын

yup they mad

6:00 you could've just made a straight bridge, they didnt go at the same time lol

@bencuff6368

4 жыл бұрын

They can pass through each other anyway.

How to build a bridge: 1. *build bridge* 2. *add gummy worms* 3. *enjoy the bridge*

Blitz: “Bridges that aren’t Bridges” Me: “Yes blitz that’s a loop the loop”

@pixeldragon7595

4 жыл бұрын

It's spelled loop de loop

please never stop with the ploy bridge videos, love them :)

I love this game and you

Love blitz videos u are so funny and u make my day when I’m sad and I always like every single videos of urs and I subscribed

9:28 just look at that stress...

Poly Bridge 2 should run an event where you have a certain amount of money, but it marks you on who has the least max stress.

Still like the sentence “I’m so smart in the ways of being smart”

Employer: I am sorry we are looking for some one with more unoriginal ideas Blitz : I am looking for a job that doesn’t have prema donnas ... gummy worm ?

Blitz= let do triangles!!!! 2 hours later= I thought that triangles were the best shape :(

To show you the power of Flex Tape, I cut his sanity in half!

@theone2-three438

4 жыл бұрын

Gabriel Opoczynski underrated

@catgoesgaming

3 жыл бұрын

@@theone2-three438 overrated

Nobody: Blitz:triangles=life Blitz:(makes square instead)

I was In desperate need of vids and saw this just being launched thanks blitz

Hey Blitz i just wanted to say thx so much for still making videos despite all these hard times, so many youtubers have stopped and you have given me something to watch and be happier 🙃

Blitz 2019: trianglesssss arrreeee lllliiiiifffffeeeee Blitz 2020: sssspppprrrriiiiiinnnnnnngggggsssssss arrrreeee lllliiiifffeee

If blitz was a real brige worker we need alot pof test dummies to drive the cars into the water love you blitz dont be a real brige designer just stay like dat

When every time blitz upload a video everyone knows that we are going to laugh

Nobody: Blitz: TRIANGLES ARE THE BEST!

@the_cowman

4 жыл бұрын

squares are the worst

Blitz: It's Holding! It's Not Broking! Me: ...What...

Blitz: fire truck, boat and that ‘thing’ That ‘thing’ is an ambulance haha

Some of these bridges would have been easier to build, if you had used springs to absorb better the impact of the vehicles :) Try to use more the springs the next time, Blitz!

Here's a tip, you don't have to remove the road to place the reinforced road, you can just replace it

For heavier and slower vehicles, arching the road up will make it stronger. You can also use the triangles under a bridge and use a rope/cable in the middle to make a tension bridge

I love watching this, but sometimes I have to question some of your logic. Like how a bridge can't go under a plane because the truck would hit it.

blitz, im on a 2-day roadtrip from merritt island florida to fort collins colorado, thanks for keeping me sane

"It's time to get shafted." Uh... Okay then.

Anything : Exist Blitz : *I diagnose you with kevin*

Please make ur videos long i love ur videos👌👌

Yay you finally figured out how to make reinforced roads!

So I’m guessing Blitz didn’t realize he could’ve just built a straight bridge on the level with the semi and plane

4:00 that is the only bridge that blitz made that i might drive on

This is not a bridge, this is a rollercoaster

You need downward facing triangles with the ropes stretching down from the corners. I hope that makes sense. Think upside down truss bridge.

Blitz is slowly losing his sanity every episode

if you smile/laugh, even a little chuckle counts, in the first 10 seconds in one of Blitz vids, you know the rest is going to be hilarious XD

Blitz: Hmm this recording isn’t funny enough… add hot dangs

"... But I did eat some gummy worms... so we got that going for us." Blitz 2020

Blitz:were way way way to early to do this in the game Me:maybe it will be easier if you actually did all the levels

You need to change the population of blitztopia on your channel banner also congrats on 2.7 mil!!!!

when you just build a bridge with triangles, you can make an arch with the roads where the truck goes it’s like 10 times more solid

if you make an arch with the road, pointing up, it'll be stronger and you may be able to clear the levels you couldn't in this video

Monster truck: YEEET. Blitz: No yeet for you

I can't wait for Blitz's comeback and scaling of the leaderboard!

Try starting with wood for your bridges. Then move to Steel it will keep your costs down

Hi blitz you are my fav KZreadr you make me happy thank you for what you do make people happy

Would be cool if there was an earthquake button and you can adjust how strong it gets

good video i love his confust talk when he ses a level

Gummy worms are the best caffeine

Hi blitz I’m a new subscriber and I love ur vids! Me when I get upload notification= :D

Thank you youtube for always giving me up to 3 day late notifications

blitz like: woow 95% stress! we when i saw that the loop had a max stress of 99.3% b r u h

No one: Blitz when he did something right : *Big brain time*

can u do a house and family tour??? like so blitz can see

Reinforcing the middle roads make it way to heavy, only do the 1st or 2nd roads as reinforced roads.

Poly Blitz 2/3: Kevin Edition (The best Blitz building simulator)

for the first time, dangerously built better bridges than blitz.

WE WANT MORE HYDRONEER AND POLYBRIDGE

@chimken6643

4 жыл бұрын

me toooooo

Do more man eater I’m really enjoying that series!!!😄

I really want this game but my computer is really slow🥺🥺

@killawatt8243

4 жыл бұрын

Disassemble and de-dust it

The ending "cya this video is done bye" he said that so quick He getting puntang.... 😂😂😂😂

The bridge design at 3:00 I'll call, the crane bridge, a bridge where the center price.of road is lifted upward by a single, crane like actuator

Reinforced road might be the reason why You couldn't complete those levels its pretty heavy. In the level Shafted the bridge stress level had around 81% before the fire trunk even got on the bridge.

Blitz the whole video. BIG BRAIN TIME

Here before the "first" and the "when you're so early you don't know what to say" comments

Polybridge should be part of the engineering licensing exams

REEEEEEEEEEEEE Love you blitz keep up the great work :D

You deserve more subs blitz cuz your content is amazing

when blitz says he was a engineer the bridge breaks

Love ya' vids, Blitz!

Blitz: It’s not broking 7:53

6:58 I thought that you were going to do a flat bridge. The plane goes first and then the truck, they don't go at the same time. That bridge is cool though. 11:56 why this one can not be flat either?

8:38 epic moment 😤😂

For shafted make the road arched not the supports arched

Loved it.

No one: Literally no one: Blitz: Triangles are life

Blitz uploads poly bridge ME YES YES YES YES

I just got the game today! I found a key in one of ur old vids!

@wbaaay

4 жыл бұрын

congratulations buddy🙌🏻

when he will realise that in challenge mode the diagonal elevator will have only 1 hydraulic and the low flyer will have no static joint (the only static joint is where the plane goes)

11:48 that bridge looks like Sid from ice age

I found ur channel like yesterday cuz of your sim videos from 5 years ago

TRIANGLES ARE LOVE. TRIANGLES ARE LIFE.

We need Blitz to make a bridge USA/Japan

2:05 big brain blitz

Just bought PolyBridge 2 and used the code blitz at Epic games

@minecraftcatsarecute8092

4 жыл бұрын

i wish i could buy poly bridge