"499 sounds cheaper" got me cracking within 30seconds

@cha0ticClipzz

10 ай бұрын

it has to do with human physchology and the way we think, but imagine this, a $3.99 burger or a $4 burger, $3.99 sounds way cheaper, no?

@Draknalor186

10 ай бұрын

Some store go even further and do a 499.95

@linuxramblingproductions8554

10 ай бұрын

@@cha0ticClipzzto me they are the same thing lol ain’t nobody care about 1 cent

@a_d3mon

10 ай бұрын

@@cha0ticClipzz and that's the reason the 1/3rd pound burger failed. Because people saw 1/4 pound or 1/3 pound and thought the bigger number was the 1/4 and went with it instead, rather than think of it as percentages.

@ngf5077

10 ай бұрын

@@cha0ticClipzzthey are the same. You’re making this up. Nobody thinks a penny makes a difference

I had no idea handguns could shoot so fast and with so many rounds! You learn something new every day. And surely Zach did his research with experts, so you know it's true.

@xxxBradTxxx

10 ай бұрын

Glock switch with an extended magazine could do that.

@sharkdentures3247

10 ай бұрын

Wow! I guess all those Anti-2A, gun control nut, politicians really DO know what they are talking about! Who knew?

@Conta_Minated

10 ай бұрын

I mean, you saw it on the internet, so it has to be true. It's physically impossible for anyone to post fake stuff online and everyone knows this.

@CodeguruX

10 ай бұрын

And the grenade that lands "somewhere" behind the door actually hitting its mark instead of the explosion taking the path of least resistance and fucking up the inside of the house horribly. Research!

@JWQweqOPDH

10 ай бұрын

Most semi-automatic weapons can easily (but illegally) be modified to be fully automatic. Insert some extended mags and you have kzread.infoB3cIReU3-ZA

i like how they modified their handguns to shoot like machine guns, just like in the movies, that kidnapper really *did* his research

@los-lobos

10 ай бұрын

Did you intentionally bold the wrong part of text and make me read the sentence twice just to make sure it was grammatically correct? You should’ve bolded *really*

@San-lh8us

10 ай бұрын

@@los-lobos *oh* , really *?*

@renoahsprings

7 ай бұрын

@@San-lh8us*…*

Absolutely mastering the art of kidnapping and the business ventures that come with it. Truly masters in their field!

@Trooman20

10 ай бұрын

Ahead of the game

I’m betting in part 2 the cops reveal that they did need 30 seconds and he made it sound like they didn’t in order to trick them into staying on the line

@armsofzeus

10 ай бұрын

I honestly thought that was going to be the punchline.

@95rav

10 ай бұрын

Or just call them back based on their phone Caller ID...

@Redddragon

10 ай бұрын

plot twist. this was part 2

@rachelcolomb

9 ай бұрын

Hahahaha!

@TRG_R17

22 күн бұрын

Reply 5, smart

499,000 dollars is so cheap bro glad it's not 500K 🗣🗣🔥🔥🙏

@lolno5825

10 ай бұрын

Fr

@ZikedY

10 ай бұрын

@@lolno5825Fr

I love how their wearing ski masks for an audio call

@hackman669

10 ай бұрын

Character development !😁

@NightwingSkywalker

10 ай бұрын

I mean, the cops could hack their phone cameras and see them. I saw it in a movie once.

@Crushedbug0

10 ай бұрын

@@NightwingSkywalker “saw it in a movie”

@TheCelestialBell

9 ай бұрын

​@@Crushedbug0you think the movie writers just came up with that?

@TheCelestialBell

9 ай бұрын

They have to have gotten it from somewhere

The jehovah’s witnesses thing actually makes sense; the cops wouldn’t ring the doorbell

@JoeBob79569

10 ай бұрын

They might if they were disguised as Jehovah's Witnesses, if they wanted to sneak a peek inside.. Never trust Jehovah's Witnesses!

@morielrorschach8090

10 ай бұрын

Confirmed. Knocking can sound too aggressive, so we prefer doorbells. We'll usually also stand another step back from the door so the person doesn't feel crowded, or in case we need to dodge.

@dyawr

10 ай бұрын

​@@morielrorschach8090 😂 You got this down to a science!

@immikeurnot

10 ай бұрын

They wouldn't get there as fast, either.

@ognicho2333

10 ай бұрын

666th like

When you text your mom “ my moms gone, come over”

@latermyfriend8934

10 ай бұрын

Not really they intended to call the police they didn't get the wrong number

@Bite-SizedLife

10 ай бұрын

​@@latermyfriend8934I think you replied to the wrong comment

@aster2790

10 ай бұрын

She would know more than anyone else that it's a joke, cuz she knows you ain't texting that to anyone ever

@DocSlaughter

10 ай бұрын

​@@aster2790true mom's seem to always know what you're about to do 😂

@skylx0812

10 ай бұрын

Mom: "Nice of you to text Death for me..."

This was the most Tarantino sketch Zack has done so far! 👏 Somehow your kidnapper sketches never disappoint. Cheers, friend. 🍺

@lad4830

10 ай бұрын

I'm sure he had a lot of practise

@vbyte.

10 ай бұрын

Wonder why his kidnapping shorts are so good 🤔🤨😂

@rachelcolomb

9 ай бұрын

Cool, except Tarantino is funny af and Zach is deadly serious 🤓

Please do a " When the kidnappers call other kidnappers" .

"we haven't negotiated anything" "OHHHHHHHHHHHH well we want 499 000 dollars" 😂😭

@allie-cat-916

10 ай бұрын

Lol you want to go 😁😅 and my friends and my friend wants me up there to play with him.ok?

When you call customer care and say "how may I help you"

@theidpboi6205

10 ай бұрын

i'm just gonna leave this reply to document the time this comment got 69 likes.

@ihateyou3976

10 ай бұрын

71 now

It always amazes me how much detail goes into Zach's costumes and set design. The man seems to have a limitless budget.

@Amygondor

4 ай бұрын

if i have learned anythign about media production, is that quality is often inversely proportional to budget.

I love your kidnappers 😂 The only times you actually feel sorry for criminals, when Pink Panther implements his great and well researched ideas 🤣👍

This sketch is actually so accurate, I can tell because I watched a lot of movies.

I love how the pistols somehow shoot like machine guns 😂

@ALJ9000

10 ай бұрын

Add an auto sear to the mechanism and a Glock becomes a machine pistol

@oliversherman2414

10 ай бұрын

@@ALJ9000 I wouldn't know anything about pistols since I'm British and we don't own guns

Plot twist: the 30 seconds thing was real and the 911 operator was big brain But they only get caught because someone heard gunshots in the area

I was expecting the police officer on call to say: "So I see on my screen that your address is [...]. Is that correct?" but this ending is also good

@hackman669

10 ай бұрын

I was expecting the police guy simply obtain phone number of criminals. Then use callback pretending ti be a wrong call. Finally arresting them. 😁

And so we’ve come full circle with the kidnappers and the kids…

@Jack-sw1km

10 ай бұрын

The prophecy is true

@Maria.Mirabella

10 ай бұрын

@@Jack-sw1km As the prophecy foretold…

Triangulation has never made more sense

"We have the missing children you're looking for." "Who?... Oh, uh yeah yeah, missing children... totally have been looking for them & not playing the mobile game that will magically turn into today's sponsor. We've been searching for them everywhere... in our office. But glad to hear the kids are fine." "F-fine? You do know the children are still with us right?" "Yeah yeah yeah! That means they've been found, so they're no longer missing. Case closed."

@ewadfe3705

10 ай бұрын

LMAO

@tumblingartist

10 ай бұрын

xD

Finally some justice for door to door evangelists

@hackman669

10 ай бұрын

That was a bit overkill wouldn't you say? 😁😇

@serpentine8124

10 ай бұрын

@@hackman669no

Welp, it was his first house and his last house. But at least now he's in God's house.

Just saw the pre-quill

@neozer0992

10 ай бұрын

Same lol

@wayneenglish17

10 ай бұрын

Same

@souhaibfake2677

10 ай бұрын

Me Four

5:00 as a dude that served an LDS mission, the portion of the skit here is accurate. I mean, III never had conversations like that, but its authentic, and similar have happened.

3:05 this may be a little late but I'm just realising the sync on these videos is PERFECT. Even with such a complicated overlap it really feels like there are two people in the video. Props to you man

@shashanksam

7 ай бұрын

i know right, it's so difficult for one person, i have never seen anyone edit themselves so well, the timing is perfect, no other youtuber made this close. (Natalie did come close sometimes)

1:23 I already burst out laughing at the dial tone

For those wondering the 30 second rule is actually true, if you make a phone call to the police they can only track you down after 0.000277778 hours, that is all.

@Alec0124

10 ай бұрын

more details: Back in the bell-bottomed pre-digital 1970s, telephone switchboards required operators to manually connect circuits, leaving the cops to cool their heels for 10 to 20 minutes while Ma Bell pinpointed the caller's location. That first 60 seconds might only get operators to the first or second switching station, hence the old "Keep him talking, Chief!" gambit.

@rachelcolomb

9 ай бұрын

trust me, even if you bloke your number they can see your number just fine whenever you call 000 (emergency) in Australia...first hand experience bro. @@Alec0124

Cops ringing the doorbell might actually be the funniest skit that never happened

"hey, Have you heared the good news???"

Fun fact: it actually takes over an hour to actually track a phone call's location

the best part is i'm pretty sure they never hung up

So we just gonna ignore how the kidnappers are trying to finesse money by kidnapping but the background when the ppl from the church show up is in the absolute suburbs with big ass houses😂

And they had the phone they used to call the cops while on the run. They’re just running around with a target on their back at this point. 😂

I kinda feel bad for the messengers,they went to the wrong house at the wrong time

@anonymoususer8517

10 ай бұрын

Honestly not rly they are typically always ready weirdly forceful and sometimes even try to work their way in idk how it's even socially acceptable to do that

@someguy4853

10 ай бұрын

Why they get to find out if they're right or not.

@ngf5077

10 ай бұрын

They become instant martyrs. Every Christians dream is to die

@sparshSethi

10 ай бұрын

Coming from a non-Christian country, Who were those messengers and were they going to like ask for donations or something?

@someguy4853

10 ай бұрын

@@sparshSethi maybe eventually

So just as an aside, I worked with police 30 years ago and we had people who would hang up on cell phones nene 30 seconds thinking they could hide. But we still got the number they called from (usually a land line) so was traced. This is that whole Dunning Kruger thing)

@lymphomasurvive

3 ай бұрын

All you need is the time a call was placed and it's traceable.

the 30 second rule actually works, it has to do with the dehydration triangulation which tells us what when the cross factor of the telephone line reaches a vector larger or equal to the root of the distance to the police station then the speed of the radium signals reaches an equilibrium of e=mc squared. The thieves in home alone 1 and 2 actually used this principle to prevent the police from getting there on time.

@QuackersMcCrackers

10 ай бұрын

ok

@iloveblender8999

10 ай бұрын

Nowadays everything is digital. I am pretty sure you can use the data of the telephone company to trace such calls. I know, there are other ways to make tracing calls harder now, but 30 second rule should not work anymore.

@chiapets2594

10 ай бұрын

It does not

@danser_theplayer01

10 ай бұрын

I'm pretty sure this is a satire comment.

@docomega7862

10 ай бұрын

​@@iloveblender8999I'm pretty sure the police would need to serve a warrant to the company if they want to access this kind of info. And this process could take some time. Time that they wouldn't necessarily have in a case like this. Now, I don't know if the triangumation tech has gotten faster, but if not then the 30 seconds rule allows for instant localization

Best transition ever from video to video and it feels like a flashback

I’ve been watching this man for years. His content has never dipped in quality, fantastic

Not even to mention, they can get venmo to just tell them the couldn't bank info, then get the bank to tell them the address of the criminals and with the criminal info they can find any cars registered to them... This is why you always use cash.

@_Cragon_

10 ай бұрын

Exactly finally someone realized lol

Kidnapper sketches are GOATED

"But the technology has" These kidnappers be giving 1976😂

such a beautiful ending! Everybody got what they deserve!😂🤣🤣🤣

I like how the skit kind of goes into detail about the tech

When the kidnappers call the horror movie villains for advice.

The heros we needed but didn't deserve or even know about

"... by watching movies, I'm doing research..."

Watching Zach argue with himself is the funniest thing I've seen all day

Zach's so smart he's doubling his view count

Here after the prequel :)

Dudes took on the mormons. And lived. Epic

The tie in 👌

Amazing prequal

Let’s just appreciate that he uploaded this before the other video. Now the other one is the prequel.

Lol The truth is though Back then when those movies first established the 30 second thing, police probably had them establish that it was 30 seconds as opposed to what it probably actually was Say, 20 seconds

@asdfqwerty14587

6 ай бұрын

The only time it may have taken a significant amount of time is before computers were used for it - back when you actually had to have a person do it manually then it may have taken some time to do.. but I doubt it would take a computer even a millisecond to do the calculations. There's certainly nothing about the process that has any kind of hard time requirement. I guess the only other thing that may be a limitation is that it probably requires the cooperation of the phone company - the amount of time it takes to get that would be unclear, but if they already have their cooperation then it may as well be instant. Even if they don't have their cooperation however, they could almost certainly still get the location even after the phone hangs up (as long as they get cooperation afterwards) because all the information they need to perform the calculations should've been logged somewhere, so the duration of the call is still irrelevant.

The left-handed kidnapper seemed like he had a smidge more sense than the right-handed one.

“The movie guys do their research and talk to experts…” Recent directors to the lore experts of beloved franchises: you’re fired!

Kidnapper 1: we will kill one of these ki- Kidnapper 2: Damn right!! Jesus christ that one caught me off guard

I love how this vid is the sequel to the one where how parents portray all kidnappings. Love that

That's the most reasonable way to answer the door when people come trying to preach their religion to you

HOLY SHIT IT WAS A SEQUEL ALL ALONG

I’m not even angry at this cliffhanger since it ended on a positive note.

"Think smarter not harder 🤛🏻🤛🏻🤛🏻"😂😂😂

This is my favourite criminals they have a whole The movie genre and everything

Wow that was some of your best. Looking forward to part 2

someone give this guy $160M and let him direct a James bond movie

@benthesodaman6582

10 ай бұрын

He could do it for $499,000.

@starlightbutthealt8991

10 ай бұрын

Do it for $159,999,999, way cheaper, I heard it from an old movie, and they do their research for those things.

The writing is impecable 😂

I love happy endings.

Assuming a call has three cell towers to locate on and 10 seconds a side, it would indeed take 30 seconds to track a call.

499 sounds cheaper got me laughing immediately

3:45 I think I would have just called it a day at this point lol. I lost braincells listening to PinkPanther lol.

Part 2 can’t come early enough ❤

How anyone could watch that and not give it a "like" is beyond me.

@KingcoleIIV

10 ай бұрын

Lost and sad people who have nothing good in their life 😞 I feel bad for them. This was hilarious.

Idea when the kidnappers call the slasher villains or when saw plays a game with the kidnappers

Nord VPN would have been an awesome ad in the middle

The explosion😂

Cannot wait for my new shirt to come thanks for a hilarious option. Also love your videos

The guy in the pink isn't one of the brightest is he?

You're making movies/shows now? Damn this channel gets better and better

These are the guys that went to college to study mathematics.

By Pink Panthers logic, his knowledge of dinosaurs must be grossly inaccurate because he watched Jurassic Park

Love this series 😂 subbed

I was able and willing to laugh so hard that I started to cry

The Big Righteous In the Sky must have wanted those two pronto to perform a miracle on those guns and transform them to rapid fire.

When the police only have one operator on shift

I laughed so hard when the shooting started KEKW! I didn't think i5 would escalate to that ridiculous level lol

Another banger another day to ponder

God poor priests they seem so eager and hyped for their job :(

Was the prequel video a clever way to get me to rewatch this one? Fun storytelling? An excuse to kidnap kids...

I’m high asab watching this and this is fucking golden😂😂😂😂got me actually invested in the plot now.

Pleaseee do a “When kidnappers kidnap from kidnappers” video

Who's here after the new release

theses are like the modern day version of red vs. blue i love the humour

@3:15 "It's called working smarter not harder👌👌" sexual hand gesture was the best.

@nicoflight3982

10 ай бұрын

....

that twist cant be ignored.

The Cheaper the more they will be willing to Pay.😂🤣😂.

And then the two Jehovah's witnesses show up in front of god. "Wrong religion." "Shit!"

Yess i love these series videos!!!

Anyone else notice Zach's voice closely resembles that of late comedian Norm Macdonald?