*When HOI4 drives you crazy install the go outside mod. Works every time.*

@whyops9862

2 жыл бұрын

It crashed my game

@asimcevdetkaya9917

2 жыл бұрын

ok. maybe.

@themediabros

2 жыл бұрын

@@whyops9862 mine too

@Chrisartproductions

2 жыл бұрын

Finnaly my game crashed. Time to get laid

@viclorenzo5016

2 жыл бұрын

No, install Skyrim instead. It just works. Just ask Todd Howard.

"If Germany can't get a plane into the sky, you may not call me Goring. You can call me Meyer." -Herman 'The Rambler' Meyer

@memazov6601

2 жыл бұрын

Good one man

@ArturHedlund

2 жыл бұрын

I dont understand

@quiq5993

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArturHedlund There was a quote that Goring made where if any bomber made it to the Ruhr they would call him Meyer, which was something of an insult

@ArturHedlund

2 жыл бұрын

@@quiq5993 yes i just never understood what a meyer is

@ubrot7995

2 жыл бұрын

@@ArturHedlund Meyer is just a German last name. Meyer and its many versions is one of the most common Family last names in Germany. Also Funfact: the original quote doesnt use 'Meyer', it uses 'Meier' instead (still the same name, just a local difference) 2nd Funfact: there is no actual proof of Göring ever using the original quote. But that didnt stop people in Germany during the war making jokes about him using it.

For generations people will talk of this Great Siege of Amsterdam, the two or three year long epic battle that cost the lives of millions in endless hand to hand combat as democracy held on for its final hope in Western Europe.

@hunterv9983

2 жыл бұрын

They didn't even have blades, bayonets, knives nor forks. They just strangled each other. There was book written by a Dutch militiaman who wrote about his horror how he strangled a Nazi boy to death.

Ah yes, the never ending grind of trying to kill the Netherlands with 90% of the allied troops sitting there and not a single plane in the sky, I’ve been there before

Alex: "Hmmmm... Germany without any single plane i wonder what might've happened" *Goring Burps* *Stares at Goring* Goring: "Oh for f... sake it wasn't me... I stopped at fighters"

@strikes_again

2 жыл бұрын

Also Goering: PASS ME THE OPIUM YOU FOOLS

@TEO-jo4xm

2 жыл бұрын

@@strikes_again Also Goring *burps*: I was totally not eating my whole airforce!

"*DEFEND AMSTERDAM TO THE LAST MAN!!*" "but sir they've taken Lond-" "*I DON'T CARE HOLD AMSTERDAMN IT*"

5:30 what probably went wrong was that with the massive equipment deficit, the garrisons could not maintain their occupation force and the resistance kept growing with the lack of equipped forces.

@nikolatanev1140

2 жыл бұрын

Ngl ai has gotten 200% better. Me as bulgaria having all of the balkans, italy punching through the costlines so they connect with their troops in albania and sending naval invades to turkey later on snaking them to my capital and one also going to yugoslavia's capital. Ugh. I just wanna wend alex a juicy disaster game which hasn't happened yet.

@LordDaret

2 жыл бұрын

@@nikolatanev1140 I definitely do agree on that. However looking towards the Asian continent, the war has gotten definitely harder for Japan. I don’t see them steamrolling China like they use to and they rarely are able to gain control even over British Malaysia. Of course that has to do more with the AI not yet ready for the new supply system rather than combat decisions but still.

@connorh2215

2 жыл бұрын

@@LordDaret yeah Japan used to always take out all of Asia by 43 for me but now they barely take the Phillipines and have a near historical China war.

@keuwlcat1319

2 жыл бұрын

i imagine those garrisons in real life is just like ayo ayo wats dis den? *gets shot then pulls out baton now your fu- *pop then just full forced of batons and shields like a roman testudo going against armed mobs with guns

As squire once said -If the plane is bombing you, it's the US Air Force -if its taking pictures of you it's the RAF -if its on fire it's a Russian plane -If its not there at all it's the luftwaffe

Using "mister generic" is actually often a good idea since the Austrians usually promote hin to fiele marshal and give him the adaptive trait, thereby making him a very good marshal for mountainous and diverse terrain. You though gave a field marshal a general traut, what was a bit of a waste.

@leothecat9609

2 жыл бұрын

Do general traits not still work for Field Marshals?

@KommandoCraftLP

2 жыл бұрын

@@leothecat9609 they get a hefty reduction of the bonus

Uk be like: WE SHALL DEFEND AMSTERDAM Uk on the mainland: come in london

@TheIT221

2 жыл бұрын

When London falls before Amsterdam

@barryfraser831

2 жыл бұрын

They need to add something to encourage nations to defend their core lands, and something that makes nations pull back troops to defend the mainland if naval invasions succeed. Mostly because no nation is going to give up all its troops to protect an ally when the enemy is walking into your capital.

@thogdentheimpaler8711

2 жыл бұрын

Reminds me of how Britain will go overseas to fight pointless wars for the benefit of another country but wont stop itself from being demographically replaced in its own biggest cities.

one big thing that can make a difference when lacking air is to pull some planes out of the sky and train them. The bonus from being regular itself may not do much, but its so much worse when they're stuck in an infinite loop of being green

@ProfibobWot

2 жыл бұрын

u are right 100% if u have low amounts of planes and have nor rubber to produce any significant number, dont waste ur few planes... train them to highest level and then send them on mission

0:10 "middle-aged man screams at screen..." I can understand the feeling. I watched the F1 final today

When Alex was complaining about supply then got rid of the logistics killed me 😂 still love you tho alex

Fresh face Rambler really makes me think that I travelled in time to like 2017

My little brother was just like "Who's that, is he imitating Alex?" he only knows you with a beard xD

@Notmyname1593

2 жыл бұрын

You brother is right, Alex is the beard, this man is just a mouthpiece (a rambler, if you will) for the beard.

And so Mr. Reagan said to Mr. Rambler, "Tear down this mustache" and so he did.

What happened to the mustache, Alex? I mean, you are a handsome man either way...I showed this video to my neighbor, and she said, "Why is Elvis playing ww2 strategy games?".... (To be fair, she has cataracts)

@skillganon606

2 жыл бұрын

I feel like you took me on a journey there and I appreciated it.

Kinda hurt when I saw him select all those planes to move around and...they had no mission attached to them. Three or four wings of fighters just chilling taking up space it looked like. 21:32 was one example but I saw one later on that I thought had four.

First a stream and now a video? This day is truly blessed

I want to see a parody WW2 movie with Alex on Germany's side sitting in the high command. A.H.: Zhe allies landed in France. Alex: Still manageable, mein Führer.

0:37 No need to apologize. These are the best ones.

@regularshitposter2601

2 жыл бұрын

Start Thx Chain

@regularshitposter2601

2 жыл бұрын

Thx

Oh my giddly goo this was a real humdinger

Intelligence Agencies are in a DLC right, so it's possible that they were unable to utilise them

Fresh faced rambler looking good man, keep up the great work!

that awkward moment when the UK falls before the Netherlands does x)

Having watched other HOI4 streamers, you are my favorite. I appreciate the humor and so.ewhat stern parenting.

"As Germany in this new update, an air force is mandatory". I dunno that you have to stress 'this' update. I mean I recall Alex having said that since... Waking the Tiger? Before that? Yeah. It's been years where Green Air Mandatory has been a thing really.

@fieldmarshalbaltimore1329

2 жыл бұрын

Personally I didnt need air until this update. AA is based. Air force is nice but not necessary until now. You need, minimally, fighters to protect supply

The one thing that sucks about the update is that countries can get supply from essentially nowhere, as long as there is a supply hub. There were ~35 british divisions in the congo, with no ports, yet they somehow were always at full supply.

Always lovely to see that you are pushing with 10% of your tank divisions actually having tanks

@BTClips522

2 жыл бұрын

Who needs tanks when you got the Flintstone feet

Battle of Amsterdam, longer than Stalingrad...

12:22 rambler moment

Great vid!

THAT was a tough one!

I had that bug with Maginot line supply as well, so frustrating!

Astounishing how big of a difference a moustache can make.

Tip: don't attack just a single tile. While you were attacking Amsterdam and pushing them off, fresh troops were moving in from tiles right beside it. If you attacked the entire front you can stop them from being able to move in to Amsterdam. You were essentially letting them rotate in as many troops as they wanted from anywhere on the line while your troops slowly bleed organization and faulter in a single mass charge from one direction without air support.

Keep up the work

Do love this disaster save game marathon.

keep the good work up your content is very good keep it going 🤲🏻💯

Wow, he didn't even take over Benelux in 1941. That takes deliberate, willful incompetence.

Looking good as ever Alex!

Alternate title: Trying to capitulate the netherlands the entire video

Can't even watch a simple damn KZread video without being reminded of the French Defeat at Sedan during the Franco-Prussian war.

Alex said:” Hô Hán Dân very Beautyful “

As i said in a Bitt3rsteel video, disaster Germany save and giving Hungary the entirety of Transylvania seems to be a trope at this point. What's with bad players and doing that anyway?

@chucknorrismlg425

2 жыл бұрын

Because Transylvania is rightful hungarian clay

@999mi999

2 жыл бұрын

@@chucknorrismlg425 This is about HOI4, not about an irrelevant war your country lost hundreds of years ago.

@wartrix6046

2 жыл бұрын

From the Carpathians to the Adriatic, the Great Nation of Hungary (best country) shall rule all!!! 😎🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺

@jamesmccomb9525

2 жыл бұрын

@@999mi999 Overreaction much? I'm sure the guy's just joking and here you are taking it up to 11. Settle down.

Love the disaster saves

look qt alex eye i think he never sleep before 12pm

12:30 when your enemies break through your defensive line

Lmfao when Alex got the hiccups

RIP epic rambler stash

The afsluitdijk was one of the best defended lines in the Netherlands you have 5 forts at the frysian side and onather 5 at the Holland side this with a chocking point is the ideal defensife point

Love your videos

It looked like you had a good party at Amsterdam.

Other players/AI should not be able to call *your* puppets into wars, it's absurd.

Herman Meier's worst nightmare

Where is the full stream? Can't find on twitch

14:36 i know i'm not the only one who heard that

I kind of miss the moustache. You looked like you could've walked out of a Blackadder WW1 episode!

Rambler looks pretty good without facial hair. Just as handsome as he does with facial hair imao

Got to research at guns now since they give you better guns for your tanks

Fresh face Rambler feels like Rambler Classic

Its easy to know someone personality when u saw that guy save germany when germany is almost dead a thousand time

at 1:47 i think the reason is because it had a mod at some point

Can't imagine how many planes Germany must of has

That laugh at 25:20 fucking sent me over the edge ;D

The reason for the Ironman mode saying that is because of the color mods the guy had originally

Feel like the USSR that had just been building up the whole game and just canceled non-aggression was gonna steamroll him

With or without facial hair rambler you look amazing

22:16 i laugh so much, that stomach hurts me 🤣🤣🤣

real alex ramble

Imagine being stuck that long on amsterdam and not swtching a group to marines.

When London falls before Amsterdam

I can't wait for next episode of middle-aged man screams at screen!

This is going to be good

Nice moustache

What's to say about your face? You look great.

Drink every time Alex comments he has no Air Force Me: dead

this video was so funny lmfaoo

No longer Alex "ya man" Rambler... back to "Ya Boy" - RIP the facial hair.

HE SHAVED THE BEARD OFF. THE DAWN OF THE GODS IS NEAR

I click on the video and I thought that it was a Serial Killer Documentary😂😂😂

diddly doo, ta-da!

Great job saving this one dude, I wasn't sure you'd be able to with that start. Also, for what it's worth (from a bi dude) I think you look handsome as hell clean-shaven!

15:11 luxembourg major nation

Love a disaster save!

The german amour modells still don´t work in the new update, the british for example do. I don´t have the DLC. Does someone know sth. about it or when it will be patched?

Been playing HOI4 since 2018 and I have rage quit more in the few weeks since NSB came out then in the few years that came before.

Really need to duplicate the large division before you reduce the original. Save that army xp

I miss the stache!!!

Please stay clean shaven Alex

Alex the rambler turn into rambler the alex

Nice video.. and ofc.. a comment about a baby faced rambler :)

none of the tanks were trained

he had it back because he gave Transilvania to Hungary , give us his location and we can fix it Iron Guard mode .

4:40 I don't know everything about this update, but wouldn't it be better to take the easy maintenance access over wet ammo storage? It costs 10 army xp instead of one, but it gives 10% reliability for no additional production cost.

@evilalex9

2 жыл бұрын

Yeah you'd be right, you can take both simultaneously if you want even more reliability too.

let’s go Alex 😤😤😤😤😤

me likey fresh rambler

So casually savage while critiquing the situation lol

What kind of a madman doesn't set his garrisons at high reinforcment priority? Do they want Poland rebelling?

Dutch Stalingrad in Amsterdam lol