When Everything is Off Brand
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When I was 13 I went into a shop that had everything off brand, look around and finally found a legit bottle of coke. Bought it, Drank it, had the worst stomach ache of my life. The coke was Legit but 5 years out of date. That's why I made this video.
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@evilcat212
2 жыл бұрын
Oot
@kingpanda904
2 жыл бұрын
First to like this comment rest of you are failures
@DefinitelyNotJethro
2 жыл бұрын
We haven't got "Nord VPN"... We got "South VPN"! ("Nord" means "North" in German... Yeah it's a bad joke lol)
@W.HDcFanFanArt
2 жыл бұрын
Oh no what's happened to your eye whatever ever it is I hope that it heals and the bejjing embassy doesn't hear from this message
@justright2357
2 жыл бұрын
Amazing
"You got Hersheys" "We got he/hims" Literally the best line
@Everie
2 жыл бұрын
👞 I will send you to Jesus
@owoe_flower
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO i missed it bc the video was going a little too fast and now im laughing my ass off at this comment.
@blnkxn0c0mp81
2 жыл бұрын
I get it now 😂😂
@Muninnfeathers
2 жыл бұрын
Deceased. 💀
@ThatGothScarlly
2 жыл бұрын
My first ever comment to reach 1k likes...... Wow Why this tho
"we have 5-day-depression" "thats called WEEK DAYS" god why is that so true
@connectionterminated7012
2 жыл бұрын
1k likes but 2 replies makes sense
@manwithnodrip9142
2 жыл бұрын
Its hard to argue with his assessment
@Punster101
2 жыл бұрын
Weak days- now that’s more like it
@eawcuber2985
2 жыл бұрын
Perfection
@zekeggy
2 жыл бұрын
@@Punster101 what I thought
"You got Call of Duty" "We got Text of Job" THIS LINE KILLED ME
@felixlee9645
Күн бұрын
Gator ade
"Oh no that's not Microsoft, that's * laughter * big hard." "BEEEEEG HAAAAAAAAAAARD?"
@dyllanchristiansen8606
25 күн бұрын
Neighbors: 😰
"We got 5-day depression" "What the hell, they're called week days!" That one was good af
@ibrahimahm3d
2 жыл бұрын
🔥🔥🔥🔥
@gmoney6935
2 жыл бұрын
I didn't even process that one!
@ibrahimahm3d
2 жыл бұрын
@@gmoney6935 same until I saw this comment… it’s definitely the best joke in the video I love his off brand videos
@sanchitamandal7485
2 жыл бұрын
I almost died lmao
@tanthovo5894
2 жыл бұрын
You mean school
"You got 5 hours energy?" "We got 5 days depression" That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out
@G4L4XYISIDK
2 жыл бұрын
That's... big.. hard.... KOALA THEATER Fifth Day Tournamental Failure
@zdcrypt5687
2 жыл бұрын
@@G4L4XYISIDK the hail you mean koala theater it’s koala detour😂 and tournamental failure? It’s tournament of failures.
@joshuaarsis7753
2 жыл бұрын
@@G4L4XYISIDK 😂
@beidmoint1370
2 жыл бұрын
IT'S CALLED WEEKDAYS HAHAHAHA
@muhammadirfanseptiannugrah5341
2 жыл бұрын
@@beidmoint1370 what the heck
“You got Quakers Oats “ “We got Jacob’s Nuts”
@savitaruhella9573
4 ай бұрын
I made one also "You got clash of clans" "We got peace of kingdoms"
@FuriousGuy1234
2 ай бұрын
@@savitaruhella9573dude that’s actually good
@Darkgubz
2 ай бұрын
@@savitaruhella9573you got Subway surfer? Nah,we got planes fly
@PurpleGuy661
2 ай бұрын
Person 1: what are you eating? Person 2: Jacob’s Nuts ☠️
@shadoww-snoww
2 ай бұрын
@@PurpleGuy661 "I love Jacob's nuts! They taste so good!"
“you got five hour energy?” “we got 5 day depression” that got me 😂
@thestrangeone12209
6 ай бұрын
5 day depression somehow just synthesizes in my stomach every time right before it wears off. i’m depressed
@OeaoTaruaYT
6 ай бұрын
"Thats called weekdays!"
@IDKTECHSPERTS
4 ай бұрын
Me too
@MrBowen-rx5st
4 ай бұрын
Next episode should add 5 weeks depression haha
@MrBowen-rx5st
4 ай бұрын
Next episode should add 5 weeks depression haha
"Is that Matt Damon?" "No, that's his cousin Carpet Damon." "I will send you to Jesus." Best. Line. Ever.
@goldendummy2099
2 жыл бұрын
*I W I L L S E N D Y O U T O J E S U S*
@Brex10
2 жыл бұрын
You mean HaySues?
@DragonBorne1991
2 жыл бұрын
@@Brex10 I will send you to HaySues
@masonblankenship7677
2 жыл бұрын
👞
@draculgrozav
2 жыл бұрын
1:32
When he said "Tournament of Failures", I knew Steven's Dad would buy that in a heartbeat. 🤣
@kekso2205
2 жыл бұрын
League of Legends is Turnament of Failures the should rename the game after that.
@birdurai6688
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nd4ij3zf3x I'm more confused of the #'s...
@stare4539
2 жыл бұрын
咯哦哦了
@KeloNem
2 жыл бұрын
why did I think the dad was gonna say “THATS JUST MY SON PLAYING GAMES”
@skunk2x19
2 жыл бұрын
i knew he would buy five
Famous quotes, “KOALA DETOUR” and “BIG HARD” said by Steven he, the guy who makes us laugh every day.
it was too funny even Steven couldn't help but start chuckling 1:09 best part of the video
"We've got tournament of failures." "I'll take 5." Legendary tier joke
@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447
2 жыл бұрын
don't you mean, failure tier joke?
@Bogdanol1
2 жыл бұрын
@@slkjvlkfsvnlsdfhgdght5447 Hell yeah.
@heliveruscalion9124
2 жыл бұрын
failure level statement
@kenny8465
2 жыл бұрын
An enemy is a failure
@confused_boi9731
2 жыл бұрын
bro you got minecraft? nah dude i got yourmake
I love how he couldn’t even hold his laughter when he said “oh that’s not Microsoft, that’s big hard”
@wolfpriest6954
2 жыл бұрын
Big hard what?
@meghanmedendorp3257
2 жыл бұрын
@@wolfpriest6954 it’s the opposite of Microsoft. Micro= small, so big. Soft is hard. So big hard.
@minijp1300
2 жыл бұрын
Its a ‘thats what she said joke’ if u dont get it u dont get it
@meghanmedendorp3257
2 жыл бұрын
@@minijp1300 we’re you replying to ME or the other person??
@eisenklad
2 жыл бұрын
@@meghanmedendorp3257 you could also say macrohard
"Surely you have Hershey's" "We have Hehims" 😭
1:47 I was waiting for him to say,"Steven would love that"lol
“Thats not Microsoft, Thats big hard ” "BIG HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!" That's the line that made me wheeze until I almost passed out!! Literally the best line!! 🤣🤣🤣
@HennyaTOniDemoness
2 жыл бұрын
yesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@rutherfordtryx2853
2 жыл бұрын
Two comment combination😆
@radlinraf9236
2 жыл бұрын
@@rutherfordtryx2853 😂😂 you got me!!
@lovelycall
2 жыл бұрын
I SAID THE SAME THING!
@adumpsterfire
2 жыл бұрын
Yeeeeeeeessssssssssss 😂 😂 😂
“That’s big hard” “BIG HARD” I love this line, it really is great because he holds back his laughter
@itskaiks3469
2 жыл бұрын
*insert me when ur mum joke here*
@itskaiks3469
2 жыл бұрын
*insert me when ur mum joke here*
@jhericogaza6748
2 жыл бұрын
Should have called macrohard..but big hard is way funnier
@kokushibo1638
2 жыл бұрын
That line is my favorite
@kokushibo1638
2 жыл бұрын
That line is the best line
"You got ice cream?" "We have fire milk." "FIIRRE MILLLKK?!" "Only from the angriest cows."
The way the guy SCREAMED "BIG-HARD" with a straight face is magnificent
"Oh no thats not Microsoft, thats Big Hard" I love how he doesn't cut the part where he laughs at this, it makes it even more hilarious
@Kitsunegami
2 жыл бұрын
Bigger Hard!?!?!?!
@MikhaelAhava
2 жыл бұрын
You’re every where I think saw you in Vtuber stuffs.
@notaburneraccount
2 жыл бұрын
😂⚰️⚰️⚰️
@andypandy4722
2 жыл бұрын
Macrohard
@nicholaslau3194
2 жыл бұрын
I'm just gonna head to the orange store for a macpaperback
"You got 5 hour energy?" "We got 5 day depression" "What the he- it's called weekdays" Yeah hes not wrong
@techrvl9406
2 жыл бұрын
That line was everything
@adamself2463
2 жыл бұрын
*weak days*
@strayrunner0339
2 жыл бұрын
you mean strong years
@Guyettejohn
Жыл бұрын
@@strayrunner0339 "you got weekends?" "No,but we do got Monthstarts"
As creative as you are, your Dad is right, one succeeds with more education. True even for comedians.
O I have some ideas if that’s ok Stevan : do you have ketchup? Worker : no sorry we have slowdown Stevan : ok do you have mustard? Worker : sorry we have musentfrog
Idky but “crocodile help” put me on the floor.
@StevenHe
2 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@kziila0244
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe Just saying, but Kitkat should’ve been Pupdog since baby cats are called kit/kitten and baby dogs are called pup/puppy.
@kziila0244
2 жыл бұрын
@@amoeba_with_rizz How is that an r/whoosh? He was obviously playing on the word ‘kat’ being ‘cat’ and making an opposite version. Kitcat. Pupdog. That would’ve enhanced the joke. What are you on?
@laserblast1832
2 жыл бұрын
@@kziila0244 just ignore him, just another braindead commenter looking for attention
@riduanaqil1452
2 жыл бұрын
@@kziila0244 I was thinking of adult dog
As an Australian I can confirm that “crocodile-help” is our favourite drink
@master_mega
2 жыл бұрын
But I cannot vouch for “koala-detour” as that’s just made by a company in another country that sells Australian food
@yn-kun6538
2 жыл бұрын
Americans just don’t understand the beauty of crocodile-help 😔🤚🏼
@yellowwasp6949
2 жыл бұрын
@@yn-kun6538 I know right
@master_mega
2 жыл бұрын
@@Tech-Ultimate it’s a joke yeash
@kapythebara5089
2 жыл бұрын
@@yn-kun6538 same
"You got 7 days to die?" "We got 1 week to live"
I'd love to watch these back to back; the brand alternative videos of Steven He (or Sarah She?) are incredibly funny. The guy is a comedy legend already at 20 something.
Steven trying to control his laughter at the "big hard" bit was so funny
@felixlee9645
2 жыл бұрын
Explain the pepsi thing
@samhamplayz3251
2 жыл бұрын
lol
@MrPP.
2 жыл бұрын
@@felixlee9645 cause it's pronounced as pep-see, so they sell the off brand version which is Pep-Hear
@rosanafalcao4038
2 жыл бұрын
@@MrPP. I think it should've been Pepno since si in Spanish is yes
@PatoChu
2 жыл бұрын
@@rosanafalcao4038 yes I was waiting for someopne to say that
When the dad yelled “BIG HAAAARD?!?!” I nearly died laughing and crying!🤣🤣🤣
@DeadBattleBrother15
Жыл бұрын
"Micro Soft"
@Finn_2_Win069
Жыл бұрын
Or gianthard
@YourMotherInLaw
Жыл бұрын
@@Finn_2_Win069 or GigaHard
@theredhotdragon9619
Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂💸😂💸💸💸
@paladin2726
Жыл бұрын
@WhitePhoenix no, bighard is funnier.
This man deserves an Oscar 😂😂
3:00 is it just me or is his laugh very contagious. I love it
"you got Quaker's oats?" "Nope we got Jacob's Nuts." *I'm ded*
@hottgirlsx3
2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been seeing if someone said something about Jacob nuts
@Mega-rx9sr
2 жыл бұрын
Jacob's nuts and BigHard I think I see something
@xnate11
2 жыл бұрын
@@hottgirlsx3 same haha
@Scarzk
2 жыл бұрын
SAY NO MORE
@typicalvillageguard4452
2 жыл бұрын
Some random rock: 🗿
"I will send you to Jesus." LITERALLY MAKES ME LAUGH EVERY TIME. edit: mom i’m famous
@pkphantom
2 жыл бұрын
I don't know why that keeps catching me off guard but I'm glad it does
@wdolgae
2 жыл бұрын
I was expecting a response to that!
@jiungieluvs
2 жыл бұрын
@@pkphantom SAME ☠️
@jiungieluvs
2 жыл бұрын
@@wdolgae hello :3
@flare0114
2 жыл бұрын
@@wdolgae "You can deliver me to Buddha"
"Do you have jolly ranchers" "We have depressed ranchers" "DEPRESSED RANCHERS???? How do those taste like?" "They taste like your life"
0:04 Mountain Dew - Mountain View 0:21 Gatorade - Crocodile Help 0:30 Pepsi - Pep Here 0:37 Cake Cats - Kid Dog 0:38 Dove Chocolate - Birds 0:40 Ice Cream - Fire Milk 0:42 FIRE MILK?! 0:46 Hershey - He Him 0:48 Quakers Oh - Jacob's Nut 0:50 Five Hour Energy - Five Day Depression 0:52 what da hail.. 1:00 Walmart - Ceiling Mark 1:03 Trader Joe's - Merchant Bob 1:07 Microsoft - Big Hard 1:12 *BIG HAAAAAARD?!* 1:19 Panda Express - Koala Detour 1:29 KOALA DETOUR?!!?!?1?!? 1:34 Not Damon - Carpet Damon 1:36 i will send you to jesus 1:41 Call of Duty - Text of Job 1:43 Fortnite - Fifth Day 1:45 League of Legends - Tournament Failures (the end ig)
"You got ice cream?" "We got fire milk." That one just about killed me. XD
@music389xd4
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds melted?
@fmfilipinoman5609
2 жыл бұрын
It’s milked from the angriest cows
@obseys
2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like mad milj
@MOE_FUN
Жыл бұрын
His reaction… OMG it was hilarious!
@B3_H0N3ST
Жыл бұрын
Same xd
"You got Quakers Oats?" "We got Jacobs Nuts!" Second best line ever
@Poshman7
2 жыл бұрын
I never gave consent
@theyellowunoreversecard3711
2 жыл бұрын
@@Poshman7 lel
@AparnaTrivedi-zm2fi
2 жыл бұрын
@@Poshman7 How's the nuts goin
@just_a_guy_who_likes_dogs
2 жыл бұрын
i took that with no context
@kittyloveluvkitty7306
2 жыл бұрын
that begs the question… what’s the first?
The Jacob's nuts got me 😂😂
You got KZread? No, we got MePipe
@ErenYeager-zf3td
2 ай бұрын
Okay surely you don't have Facebook?
@GamingWithEliel
29 күн бұрын
We have BodyPhone@@ErenYeager-zf3td
@phyllisbach4160
5 күн бұрын
No we got Facebook so
@ErenYeager-zf3td
5 күн бұрын
@@phyllisbach4160 Okay I'll take that one then
"You have Quakers oats?" "No we got Jacob's nuts" PLEASE THAT PART GOT ME DYING
@erikadebro-walker9837
2 жыл бұрын
OMG TY FOR THIS BOOTIFUL COMMENT
"I will send you to Jesus" Clerk: Oh you mean Moist Cr1tikal?
@koreancowboy42
2 жыл бұрын
Bro? Tf? You here too????????? I saw you mins ago!??????????
@garredbell2159
2 жыл бұрын
omg why are u everywhere
@pixelhy
2 жыл бұрын
@@garredbell2159 because comment botting
@wovenfur6711
2 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@sokialegit
2 жыл бұрын
Hello guy
dude when he said "cuwala detor " sorry im still laughing my lungs out so i cant spell proberly hahahaha!!!!
I like how you can visibly see him try his best to hold in his laugh
Cashier: "Tournament of failures" Steven's dad: "Hey my son is in that"
@falkov1441
2 жыл бұрын
"tournament of failures" Stevens dad: TAKE MY MONEY
@StevenHe
2 жыл бұрын
HAHAHA it's only steven
@tejascheema9712
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe this is like sprint video, but faster
@Mortisem
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, copyright money
@Mainter23
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe and he still cannot win
"You got ice cream?" "We got fire milk" this is so good
@wingtub
2 жыл бұрын
Or “Dove chocolate?” “BIRD”
@idontcareaboutthisname2046
2 жыл бұрын
only from the angriest cows
@brickedboyz0420
2 жыл бұрын
This is my wheezing moment, fucking Fire Milk! 🤣😂🤣😂
@squarewaffles1934
2 жыл бұрын
Who doesnt love fire milk?
@MDLuffy1234YT
2 жыл бұрын
What's your favorite hehim snack
0:37 “it tastes like how Rick astly sounds” LMFAO😂
Yooo, another banger from Steven!
@user-nd4ij3zf3x
2 жыл бұрын
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@justright2357
2 жыл бұрын
OH NEVER KNEW ZIG WAS HERE lol
@dremsten8988
2 жыл бұрын
just like he banged his head
@divbs1605
2 жыл бұрын
Hi ZigZag
@divbs1605
2 жыл бұрын
@@slimetree like last week or the week before
Got me dead laughing on the ground when you said “Big Hard”!
@schmollanski8976
2 жыл бұрын
In my city there literally is a microsoft call-center named "MegaHard". Germany btw
@b3ttr
2 жыл бұрын
@@schmollanski8976 hahahaha
@Whyyoutubewhy..
2 жыл бұрын
@@schmollanski8976 😳😳😳
@schmollanski8976
2 жыл бұрын
Just as a follow up it actually is certified by Microsoft and the building is painted in the four colors of the Microsoft logo. Gotta go see if I would be able to take a picture since there is like no picture of it online and not even Google Streetview but it is a fair bit away from my home so have to see first.
@luciofloresv7207
2 жыл бұрын
BiG HaRd!!!!
“We have jacobs nuts” broke me
“BIGHARD” That was so funny it literally hurt
"Gatorade" "Crocodile health" "Where this from" "Australia" That made me laugh so hard🤣🤣
@acidicblitzen2072
2 жыл бұрын
i thought its crocodile help ngl
@Ozymandias2x
2 жыл бұрын
@@acidicblitzen2072 It is. Gator Ade sounds like Gator Aid, hence Crocodile Help.
@joshlikescarcrushers2635
Жыл бұрын
I live in Australia and this is so accurate😂
@412Shivangi
Жыл бұрын
It was crocodile help for Gator'aid'
@StarkSpider24
Жыл бұрын
Mumbling “Of course… 😒” Made me laugh harder than it should.
I had to pause the video to burst out laughing at “Fiiiiiiire Miiilk?!” “Jacobs Nuts” And “Koala Detour?!” 😂😂😂
@jaded_faded
Жыл бұрын
“BIIIIG HAAAAARD???!?!?!?!”
@Tom.Tomlet.T.Tomington
Жыл бұрын
“We got tournament failures”
@intergalactro_production
Жыл бұрын
“We got 5-day Depression”
@yusinwu
Жыл бұрын
口哇喇低拖！！！！！
@happytatty8161
Жыл бұрын
jacobs nuts 👀
"We have 'Tournament of Failures'". LOL, I lost it.
This made me laugh and rage at the same time😂😂😂😂
1:36 every time Steven's dad says "I will send you to Jesus" I laugh uncontrollably
@jakethemusician427
2 жыл бұрын
I have ruined the haha funny number
I love how he couldn't even say "big hard" without laughing lol
@StevenHe
2 жыл бұрын
probably best joke I've ever written
@Celestial_Iris
2 жыл бұрын
@@user-nd4ij3zf3x dude wtf
@redstonulo
2 жыл бұрын
@@Celestial_Iris i knew this was gonna be there (its probably a bot)
@og_ocassions
2 жыл бұрын
I thought the same thing!! LMAOOO! 🤣🤣🤣
@og_ocassions
2 жыл бұрын
@@redstonulo yea it is, unless they comment on this comment.
I'm so glad people are repeating the jokes from this video in case I missed any.
"That's not MICROSOFT, that's BIG HARD"
"You got quaker oats, no we got Jacob's nuts" that made me laugh so hard
@Charged_Creeper6
2 жыл бұрын
I know SAME!! 😂
@PAlouidor
2 жыл бұрын
This one hit me the most I fell out the chair.
@FarFromHome91
Жыл бұрын
ironically we have Jacob's nuts in australia 🤣
@FRACp0larFN328
Жыл бұрын
agreed my hand couldn’t do anything cuz i was laughing so hard
@Charlotte-dq2fk
Жыл бұрын
Do they have Jacob's sausage aswell
Salesman: We have Tournament of Failures Steven's Dad: I'll take five!
@wessltov
Жыл бұрын
You can't name all your kids the same
@Haber-bosch
Жыл бұрын
@@wessltov i know they names: Failure Failur Fail Fatality Failur 2
@pr.4_real
Жыл бұрын
💀
@Likhinn
Жыл бұрын
FC Szfh
@isakoentertainment5079
8 ай бұрын
@@Haber-boschbruh 😂
The carpet Damian followed up by i will send you to jesus had me laugbing so hard
"You got Hersheys " We got he him's.. This one got me.. 😂
“You got Burger King?” “We got Pizza Queen.” “You got Dollar Tree?” “We got Quarter Bush.” “You got McDonald’s?” “We got McDavid’s.”
@keithkunikida1222
2 жыл бұрын
“You got Kentucky Fried Chicken?” “We got Utah Steamed Beef.”
@PianoCrab
2 жыл бұрын
"You got Pizza Hut?" "We got Calzone Shack."
@eirdonne_
2 жыл бұрын
"You got Taco Bell?" "We got Burrito Chime." "You got Starbucks?" "We got Sundollars."
@normalhuman9878
2 жыл бұрын
I mean I got Queen’s Pizza
@Scott_mans
2 жыл бұрын
“Do you have Ocean Spray?” “No we have Lake Squirt.”
"We got 5 day depression" "WHAT THE HE- they're called week days" my favorite part
It's so funny when he says "Koala Detour!"
1:07 that jokes never ceases to make me laugh
"You got Dove chocolate?" "We got *B I R D*." I don't know why, but the delivery just SLAYED me.
@felixlee9645
2 жыл бұрын
Fire milk
@Anthony-Patton87
2 жыл бұрын
*B I G H A R D*
@thewhitehouse5758
2 жыл бұрын
KOALA DETOUR
@sl1th3rarm0r3
2 жыл бұрын
Jacob’s Nuts
@S-CB-SL-Animations
2 жыл бұрын
Mountain View
1:12 "BIG HARD" Sounds like a heavy duty hardware store.
@deeznutzbackwards
2 жыл бұрын
BIG HAAAARD??! makes me laugh all the time
@masongaming58
Жыл бұрын
BIIGA HAAAAAARDA sounds like something an anime character would scream
@tredI9100
7 ай бұрын
Bigcomputer Hardware
The ungodly audio quality when he yells Big Hard gets me every time 😂
Watched this for the first time while high. I'm still crying and my nonexistent abs hurt 🤣
My favorite gift is after the ads, where we get to see that Steven is a person with feelings, and not just a supercomputer of quality comedy. It always makes me happy to see the bloopers. "Thank you for sponsoring this video" "KOALA DETOUR!?!"
@kinagrill
2 жыл бұрын
That sounds more like an australian fastfood restaurant.
"Let me guess, authentic Chinese food, panda express?" "..." "..." "...koala detour" "*throws shoe* KOALA DETOUR?!!!" fantastic and hilarious
@TheBrokenOwl
2 жыл бұрын
A lot of celebrities go there!
@gabrielzinho3230
2 жыл бұрын
KOALAS ARE NOT EVEN CHINESE
@MxS1996
2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised he didn't throw it at "Beeeeeega Haaaaaaad"
@natchu96
2 жыл бұрын
@@gabrielzinho3230 it has to go down to Australia and back, that's why it's a detour.
@fabioformisano2
2 жыл бұрын
Koalaaaaa detooooooouuur!
I love the Winnie the Pooh stuffies in the back and the sensory bottle you used for the "Crocodile Help."
Dude! What did you do to your eye?! Don't hurt yourself doing these videos! They're so hilarious - I'm binging them all!
Seeing his dad yell “BIG HARD” at the top of his lungs broke me 🤣🤣🤣
@rysterstech
Жыл бұрын
They're the same person, hence the bandage in the same spot in both characters
@leovaldez680
Жыл бұрын
@@rysterstech I know lmao, I’m talking about the character. That’s a pretty central thing to understand about his content
@scphobia
Жыл бұрын
@@leovaldez680that's the store employee bro
@Valor1610
11 ай бұрын
@@rysterstechNah bro its Steven's dad and the store employee what you on about dawg
“I will send you to jesus” should be your merchandise. I’d wear that hat/shirt
@insanityplea5502
Жыл бұрын
With a slipper in a hand!
@krithikasaikrishnan622
Жыл бұрын
We demand this merch, Steven. Stop being a failure and make it happen!!!!
@That_one_bitch_16
Жыл бұрын
That's what my mom said to me when I messed up in front of the family
@TheWPhilosopher
Жыл бұрын
@@krithikasaikrishnan622hasn't opened a business with one foot.
The "ĶØÃŁÃ ĐĒŤØØØÜŘ‽!" bloopers are in my head rent free now
The way you broke saying "that's big hard" got me dying
I love how Steven’s dad just summoned the slipper to his hand using his Asian powers
@maxplaysgamesmore8552
2 жыл бұрын
It was invented before physics.
@SliferStreaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@maxplaysgamesmore8552 it was invented before school
@FuriousGuy1234
2 ай бұрын
It was invented before my life insurance
0:49 "We've got 5 day depression. It called Weekdays" That just summarizes our entire human life and existence.
@stthecat3935
2 жыл бұрын
Weekdays more like weakdays
@mrnecrotic
Жыл бұрын
we got Jacob's nuts
@Rusty87000
Жыл бұрын
wickdays
@115GumGobbler
Жыл бұрын
preetty sure that’s just called school.
@comrade_of_shorts
Жыл бұрын
@@115GumGobbleryes
"I will send you to Jesus" gets me every time😂
"You got Dr.Pepper?" "Oh yeah we have Nurse Salt"
“You got Skyrim?” “We got GroundCenter.” “Fine, I’ll just go to target.” “Oh, you mean Arrow!” “I will send you to Jesus.” “We got Susej.” “What da hail?!?” “We got what the heaven?”
@SugaryStarzie
2 жыл бұрын
You got assassin's creed? No we got medic's club
@itza_bag6496
2 жыл бұрын
“You got Roblox?” “We got Orspherez”
@WEENUS157
2 жыл бұрын
You got minecraft? No we go blockplacer
@ceferinomontagna438
2 жыл бұрын
@@WEENUS157 digbuild
@itskaiks3469
2 жыл бұрын
I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS “you mean hesus?” (How Mexicans say Jesus)
“It tastes like how Rick Astley sounds.” Literally the best line ever
@locomadman
2 жыл бұрын
It bothers me that there’s a certain percentage of the world’s population that knows this & can confirm! 😅
@Kpop_loverz244
2 жыл бұрын
Yeah it is 👌
@music389xd4
2 жыл бұрын
💀
@music389xd4
2 жыл бұрын
Nice Rick Roll
@JustARandomGuy-1234
2 жыл бұрын
must taste amazing then
I love the way he grabs a random water bottle
Actual - Off brand 0:02 Mountain Dew - Mountain View 0:20 Gatorade - Crocodile Help 0:30 Pepsi - Pep Here 0:36 KitKats - Kit Dogs 0:39 Dove Chocolate - We got BIRD 0:40 Ice Cream - Fire Milk 0:42 FIRE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0:45 Hershey's - Him Hes 0:47 Quakers Oats - Jacobs Nuts 0:49 Five Hour Energy - Five Day Depression 0:52 what the hel- its called WEEK DAYS!!!!! 0:55 Walmart - Ceiling Mart 1:03 Trader Joes - Merchant Bobs 1:05 Microsoft - Big Hard 1:11 BIIIIIIIIG HAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1:14 Panda Express - Koala Detour 1:33 Mat Damon - Carpet Damon 1:36 I WILL SEND YOU TO JESUS 1:41 Call Of Duty - Text Of Job 1:42 Fortnite - Fifth Day 1:44 League Of Legends - Tournament Of FAILURES
"You got ice cream?" "We got fire milk." "Fire Milk?" "Comes from the angriest cows." I nearly died lol.
@valentineshearter1807
2 жыл бұрын
We call those dragons🤣🤣
@mirceamanolescu977
2 жыл бұрын
Same 😂😂😂
@ghostcowbo
2 жыл бұрын
As an angry cow,I died instantly
@isaiahadams1208
Жыл бұрын
@@valentineshearter1807 😂😂😂
@clodolcmidnights837
Жыл бұрын
@@ghostcowbo *reads comment* *reads username* …yep, that explains everything
Salesman: "We have Tournament of Failures." Steven's Dad: "Shut up and take my monies!" 😂
@d0sky
Жыл бұрын
Literally rebranded the ranked experience
@speedstick8981
Жыл бұрын
“Actually it’s called nomies”
"Lovely time You have, i want to get some Mountain Dew?" "Sure thats in the fridge over there" "Yeah, thank you I'll just take on-" *MOUNTAIN VIEW* "It says mountain view?" "Oh yeah, that's mountain view, fan favorite drink" "Wat de hew is this?" "It's like mountain dew but in 4K" "Ok maybe not that one, you got uhh, Gatorade?" "Yep it's right there, we got CrocodileHelp" "Where's this from?" "Australia" "Aust- ofcourse, surely you have pepsi" "Yeah, we got PepHear" "What da hew?" "It taste like how rick astley sounds" "surely you have KitKats" "We have kit dogs" "You got Dove chocolate? "We got *B* irds" "You got ice cream?" "We got fire milk" *Loses his sanity* "F I R E M I L K?" "From the angriest cows :)" *Clap* "Surely you have hersheys" "We got he hims!" "You got quackers? "We got Jacob's nuts 💀" "You got five hour energy?" "We got five day depression" *WAT DE HEW* "They're called WEEK DAYS" "Look, i just go to the walmart around the corner no problem- "You mean the Ceiling mart?" *Pause* "Wa-what about the trader joes?" "No, that's merchant bob" "No, the one thats next to the microsoft building?" "Oh no,thats not Microsoft, thats Bighard💀" *trying to hold laughter* " *B I G H A R D ?* " "If you wanna have lunch there's great Chinese food near us" "Let me guess authentic Chinese food, panda express?" " *Silence* koala detour?" "KOALA DETOUR?" "Alot of celebrities go there" "Is that mat damon?" "No that's his cousin, Carpet damon" " *I will send you to jebus* " "I don't, i go home and i play some video games okay?" "Dude, we have the best games" "You have call of duty?" "We got text of job" "Yeah, Fortnite?" "We got Fifthday" "You got league of legends?" "We got tournament failures" *Silence* "Yeah it's a new title we're working on-" "Yeah I'll take 5" *Aaaand NordVPN sponsor* PLS LIKE I SPENT HOURS ON THIS😭 (not begging)
“You got 5-hour energy?” “We got 5-day depression” Welcome to my life 😂
The “I will send you to Jesus” line took me by surprise and it made me actually laugh out loud
Steven's Dad threatening to send the Clerk to Jesus is funny, considering both he and the Clerk clearly have the same slipper injury on their eyebrow from post-jesus sending experiences.
@katinaegyptwalker6256
2 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣 you see that right only Steven can do the Jesus line
“It’s like Mountain Dew, but in 4K” That got me dying on the floor
I like the muffled gong sound whenever he's impressed 😀
His reactions and him getting scared when he sees em is the funniest
Please- Are we not gonna talk about: “You got Hershey?” “We got he/him”
@mellowspideraltaccount
2 жыл бұрын
Comedy gold right there XD
"It's like Mountain Dew but in 4K." holy shit that got me laughing on the floor
@StevenHe
2 жыл бұрын
big facts.
@Blazin_Heart
2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenHe we don't have that but we have little truths.
@SliferStreaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@Blazin_Heart shouldn't it be little lies? Lol
@Blazin_Heart
2 жыл бұрын
@@SliferStreaming no bc then it would not be a proper offbrand
@SliferStreaming
2 жыл бұрын
@@Blazin_Heart the name seems to be the opposite of the actual name
“We got 5 day depression” Me: I’m definitely buying that!