Full video: kzread.info/dash/bejne/iYd_u7muXbaYd5M.html

@Collected-Light

4 жыл бұрын

He said 99,99% LOL

@honestabe5153

4 жыл бұрын

Jesus he really is a moron

@PanpanXplore

4 жыл бұрын

@DxsPro good job on the making this video, I was looking for this LOL.

@younghippy7482

4 жыл бұрын

Jack Ma richest man in China how?

@probablyprioty7529

4 жыл бұрын

Went 10mins in and couldn’t take the bs and then came across your video afterwards!

" If you are disabled , Just enable yourself " ~Jack Ma

@kanwarblassi

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated af😂😂

@shreyanshdokania3025

3 жыл бұрын

@@kanwarblassi thanks bruh😂🥲

@arcanum3882

3 жыл бұрын

Funnychamp

@defalt30

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@ethanthewerewolve5552

3 жыл бұрын

LOL

"80% of statistics are false" "Yeah" "Lol gotem"

@nimmy56

4 жыл бұрын

Toastoffire I would’ve said to him, %80 of all statistics or 80% of all statistics in every subject? 20% 𝙤𝙛 𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙨𝙤𝙡𝙫𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙙𝙖𝙮.

@ronnieduvall2401

4 жыл бұрын

The joke is 76% of statistics are made up on the spot...

@benjaminsoper3391

4 жыл бұрын

Does that include that one 😂

@polardirt4835

4 жыл бұрын

👌

@vc2702

4 жыл бұрын

That was a joke lol.

"If u cant convince them, confuse them",~jack ma

@SamtheShazam

Ай бұрын

😂

@user-yd8dx9ih2g

Ай бұрын

now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

@gautam4935

Ай бұрын

Fckkkk😂😂😂😂

@CandorFits

27 күн бұрын

I laughed 5 minutes straight reading this😹

@Clixooo

4 күн бұрын

Broooo, you're a menace to society 😂😂

“80% of statistics are false.” Had me dying

@TeFurto777

3 ай бұрын

Lol

@wojtas2524

3 ай бұрын

My brain slowed down so much while listening to jack that it took me ages to get the joke

@deepanshumolasi7151

3 ай бұрын

Who did that statistic

@gabrielbonilha6477

3 ай бұрын

​@@wojtas2524 happened to literally everybody in the audience cause no one laughed kkkk

@FeNiX-tv6kn

3 ай бұрын

Did u make the statistic? Not to say 80% but statistic could be bias, you never know. It could be make to scam the fuk out of u ideot

*alibaba intelligence intesifies*

@imrobbinganyonewhotalkstom4881

4 жыл бұрын

This comment is just to notify that you have 666 likes.

@An-xz1hj

4 жыл бұрын

underrated ..

@Alanos234

4 жыл бұрын

Just here to say you're at 999... The upvote button is temptink but I won't press it.

@keralis12

4 жыл бұрын

1111 likes

@looowlayrs9584

4 жыл бұрын

@@imrobbinganyonewhotalkstom4881 thank you for witnessing

Jack ma sounds like everything he says is coming straight off an Instagram quotes account

@tajneeley

4 жыл бұрын

Sw1ft1s _ lmao

@ohaiosienta4708

4 жыл бұрын

Lmfao

@Tyboth35

4 жыл бұрын

made my day

@nolansullivan4656

4 жыл бұрын

If Confucius lived in 2019

@shaunlyu473

4 жыл бұрын

don't worry, that's how most of the Chinese talk

Jack Ma is the perfect example of how being smart in one specific area does not mean you are necessarily smart in others.

@5688gamble

10 ай бұрын

Smart in one more area than the guy next to him then!

@Ttegegg

10 ай бұрын

@@5688gamble No wonder how politicians are evil

@asdadfafafafffallslsldd8068

6 ай бұрын

He's obviously not smart. Creating Alibaba requires literally 0 intelligence. Basically everyone can do it and it's more about being there at the right time than anything else. If he started from scratch now he wouldn't achieve anything. Listening to him here clearly paints the picture of a less than average human individual.

@NOU-iw3gb

6 ай бұрын

​@@5688gamble Found the idiot😂

@DemiJohnson-qi3hp

5 ай бұрын

Elon Musk as well, he sounds just as stupid as Ma.

"I very much disagree with that" "Thats good"

@cyberbiosecurity

2 ай бұрын

indeed.

@user-yd8dx9ih2g

Ай бұрын

now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

When Elon realizes that jack ma is a chat bot

@Hawktotalwar

4 жыл бұрын

I hate working on chat bots...

@mathoe5374

4 жыл бұрын

XDDDDDDD

@iwillslamyouagainstatable2526

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@zaeikiy3163

4 жыл бұрын

LEMAO xD

@Arikian

4 жыл бұрын

He's an AI

Jack Ma: "I'm not a tech guy." **Proceeds to act like one.**

@abcdk3805

4 жыл бұрын

God Who? Because his empire is focused on business and markets

@mustangtris4955

4 жыл бұрын

Abcd K anyone with an empire dedicated to business and markets requires knowing as much as possible about tech don’t u think? It’s growing so much don’t u think it has an affect on every market 🤷‍♂️

@abcdk3805

4 жыл бұрын

​@@mustangtris4955 It's not Jack Ma doesn't know a thing about Ai. I am talking about the scope these two leaders were having conversation with was completely different. Each of them did not get the joke the other's telling due to language barrier and cultural difference. Ma is a business person, and from what I understand, he was talking about how human has control over our destiny because AI does not have emotional intelligence. He keeps promoting his business saying Alibaba Intelligence because he is trying to convince everyone to start a business to have the AI work for them instead of being controlled by AI. You can check out this book about how Chinese Tech companies are: AI Superpowers by Kaifu Li. What Elon Musk has been talking about, was just very empty to Jack Ma. He was trying to be witty, but Jack Ma also didnt get his jokes. Musk also didn't get Jack Ma's self deprecating, and kind of 'lecturing' style of speaking. There are many CEO's in America who knows nothing about tech, for example, TI's former CEO came from a hospitality background. Jack Ma is a leader, and he is good at business. Musk is technical, I would say. I don't think Ma and Musk were really having a conversation there

@dansproductions3122

4 жыл бұрын

I mean at least he was honest about it.

@JohnSmith-cy9tt

4 жыл бұрын

Waooo...talk about being stupid...Is this dud Mr China no smart dud for real ???

Jack Ma is basically my drunk uncle at thanksgiving 😂

@user-uz6bg3ij8n

3 ай бұрын

but your uncle is not 24.8 billionaire

@VanyaSvoloch

3 ай бұрын

​@@user-uz6bg3ij8nwell you are poor and unhappy 🎉

@shawyonsharifi3394

Ай бұрын

Realest thing I’ve ever heard

@user-yd8dx9ih2g

Ай бұрын

now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

@ryantogo8359

25 күн бұрын

@@user-uz6bg3ij8n and your point is?

Jack Ma is the definition of talking a lot but saying too little

@levshapiro3858

9 ай бұрын

He said enough for everyone who watched this video to understand who he is...

@mi2-c035

6 ай бұрын

He built a business starting from scratch as a nobody, what about Elon?

@user-pl1po8zf9h

4 ай бұрын

@@mi2-c035 so do elon

@mi2-c035

3 ай бұрын

@@user-pl1po8zf9h not true. Elon was already super rich, his father had (has?) emerald mines in Africa.

@connoro9945

3 ай бұрын

He didn't get anything from that. He left his home in Africa with damn near nothing to come to America and build a new life and many businesses. ​@@mi2-c035

He sounds like a kid that's telling why his favourite power ranger is stronger

@mentionethan

4 жыл бұрын

The Universal Mudkip hahaha thats fucking perfect

@someasiankid6323

4 жыл бұрын

true

@theuniversalmudkip1102

4 жыл бұрын

@@Winslow_Tech very big oof 😂

@theuniversalmudkip1102

4 жыл бұрын

@@cw696 vegeta is better change my mind 😂

@FailBanana98

4 жыл бұрын

@@theuniversalmudkip1102 nah, the best one by far is Mr. Popo

Plot twist: Jack Ma *is* AI. Just not a very good one.

@electricalastro

4 жыл бұрын

actually artificial intelligence....in another sense lol

@shahzaib.q9499

4 жыл бұрын

make sense, maybe that's why he talks like those auto-generated articles

@Trowo

4 жыл бұрын

*Alibaba intelligence*

@HelloWorld-fb2oh

4 жыл бұрын

Shahzaib .Q I hope your joking

@621Tomcat

4 жыл бұрын

Artificial idiot

You can clearly see that Elon is at awe of the great wisdom Jack Ma possesses

@KopyErr

9 ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@daveyjoseph6058

3 ай бұрын

Why do we put these people on a pedestal? China has jack, we have joe…

@damionlinton-rf2th

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😅

@user-yd8dx9ih2g

Ай бұрын

now what about i tell you that elon musk is wizard and one of the hands of the antichrist, now based on that watch the video again and you will know what jack Ma wanted to teach us and elon musk, n watch how elon musk wanna cover these facts because nomatter how strong the antichrist, allah will demolish him like pharaoh

@UmerAbdulGhafoor-iv2ph

21 күн бұрын

See, this guy understands

Oh my.......i would pay a fortune driving Elon home after and hear his real opinion 😂

Elon musk: *explains something in depth* Jack ma: *Static noises*

@ChrisPengelly

4 жыл бұрын

Bluepugjr underrated comment "static noises" 😂

@davidwasneverthere8149

4 жыл бұрын

🦗

@chinopanzon2122

4 жыл бұрын

You realize if Elon went to china and tried to speak chinese he would sound the same way?

@eijaysaldivar8591

4 жыл бұрын

He looks like he doesn't care cuz he big boi rich

@TeamPhlegmatisch

4 жыл бұрын

@@chinopanzon2122 Its not the way he uses words, its the way what he says that makes him sound dumb AF. BUT hey, he is a billionare so he must be right , right?

“im not a tech guy” *starts giving speech about technology leading to Elon losing brain cells*

@anoushka2946

4 жыл бұрын

Ikr 😂

@jannikschmidt8511

4 жыл бұрын

Neurones/Neurons/Neura*

@engineergaming1669

4 жыл бұрын

Sultan Abdulhameed II it’s either your comments a joke or you don’t know how democracy and capitalism works

@clansurf2253

4 жыл бұрын

@Sultan Abdulhameed II news flash. if you have a job in the US, you work for the government

@kingofthesnekes8517

4 жыл бұрын

Sultan Abdulhameed II because it’s our right to buy and own land and we have the right to start our own business but he had speacial things u need to build a space company

“Humans cannot create anything smarter than themselves” Clearly, an example of this would be when his parents made him

@UgandanWarriorofHell

10 ай бұрын

Lmao based

@Red_Shewhart

6 ай бұрын

Underrated comment

@mikemancini313

4 ай бұрын

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

@CC-mr5xq

2 ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jasonseti2343

2 ай бұрын

Its funny

A fine example by Jack that you don’t have to be intelligent to achieve great things, just be extremely confident without any rational basis. Learn from this dude! 😎👌

@professorxavier5527

9 ай бұрын

Only in China.

@ninjaninja9954

5 ай бұрын

Jack is intelligent. Both are not software engineers and are not an expert in the AI field. Jack by coincidence is probably right about AI it won't take over the world. Most people get this wrong including super smart physicist stephen hawking's. It's like a physicist commenting on a law argument when they know nothing about law. Same with software engineering

@TJK16

4 ай бұрын

So you are some kind of a expert in the AI field I assume?@@ninjaninja9954

@Kooldish

2 ай бұрын

seems like you are as smart as him

@webprogrammer9367

2 ай бұрын

That guy is too much

Jack Ma sounds like an essay written down 30 minutes before its due

@marc-andregouin590

4 жыл бұрын

True

@cristofermejia5849

4 жыл бұрын

Alright , this got me .

@someyeeterontheblock2421

4 жыл бұрын

I could probably write a better essay than him in 30 minutes.

@callancaustic9355

4 жыл бұрын

Hey my essays are fine shut up

@maxprof12

4 жыл бұрын

oh, I just write something like it right now, so yeah

This man sounds like he's just pressing the middle auto correct button to make those sentences.

@krisskuli

4 жыл бұрын

Made my day

@Tipzer

4 жыл бұрын

you think i is a great game

@paulmealey4158

4 жыл бұрын

@@Tipzer I mean I don't know if I can help in any way I can get a copy of the invoice for the heads up on the computer.

@krisskuli

4 жыл бұрын

Muster und Farben sind in der Regel nicht zu sehen

@archerassassin8

4 жыл бұрын

@@paulmealey4158 the same thing as you can see I have a few things to do with the tastiest and I will be there at the same time I don't have a car so I can get it to you by the end

Jack is right.. You can't predict or control your future... IN CHINA 😂😂

Jack ma once said " i am not interested in mars , because i just came back from there "

“It’s also true that 80% of statistics are false” “Yeah”

@icespikes9207

3 жыл бұрын

Now I get why Elon said that

@slimjiml7510

3 жыл бұрын

@@icespikes9207 “Now”

@icespikes9207

3 жыл бұрын

@@slimjiml7510 ???

@ericd6549

3 жыл бұрын

LMAO

@persianperv

3 жыл бұрын

@@icespikes9207 I dont get it, why he said that

3:10 "if nobody can solve it then let it be" We did it boys, *cancer research* is no more

@chuuuu1131

4 жыл бұрын

Riemann Hypothesis be like

@IvanRiv99

4 жыл бұрын

Winterfell “thats my life” lol

@EliChngs

4 жыл бұрын

I laughed. good job

@explosivfurret3007

4 жыл бұрын

We saved cancer yaaay

@sebione3576

4 жыл бұрын

@@explosivfurret3007 yay cancer is cured yay!

I just couldn't stop laughing when I see Elon's expressions

this is cut to death... the convo could be everything

Elon: **makes a joke** Audience: understandable, have a nice day

@hiro6406

3 жыл бұрын

Its a chinese crowd probably, theyre all scared of the chinese gulag.

@shrek3578

3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@hessjsus383

3 жыл бұрын

@justin abraham or our brains are to small to even understand the fuck he said.

Jack : glass is glass and glass can break Elon : “Yeah 😑”

@DanS044

4 жыл бұрын

Na Me, Jack: says *”anything”* Elon: Yeah... love is the answer

@studentuser101

4 жыл бұрын

I mean Elon Musk Tesla Truck glass did break when they were testing it live so...

@KnoppersPolizei

4 жыл бұрын

@@studentuser101 kzread.info/dash/bejne/dnttx9x6pbbUZMY.html 😉

@toxcrain9149

4 жыл бұрын

Mr glass man, he’s really soft spoken, you never know it’s glass until it is broken

@robertedwards9055

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Hilarious how he segues into education right after talking about how it's best to just not worry about things we can't solve

As a Chinese, I’d like to say: he’s the richest man, but not the smartest man.

@user-qd4td7yb8e

2 ай бұрын

atheism ruined China. Mao treated humans like beasts because Darwin said they are.

Jack Ma: speaks Elon: well yes... but actually no

@truckingjourneys

4 жыл бұрын

Jack ma: 99.999% of prediction about future are wrong Elon musk: but back to the Future got atleast 4 predictions right

@fundemort

4 жыл бұрын

YOU GUYS ARE THE IDIOTS. YOU CANNOT COMPARE ELON TO JACKMA, BECAUSE BOTH OF THEM HAVE DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVE IN THIS LIFE. BOTH ARE CORRECT. AND THEY BOTH LIKE TO MAKE JOKES WHICH BOTH UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. YOU GUYS ARE THE REAL IDIOTS/LOSERS WHO CANNOT COMPREHENT WHATS GOING ON.

@consenant4769

4 жыл бұрын

@@fundemort That is so dumb, also why are you so defensive? The guy is clearly an idiot. He has no knowledge about AI or Mars yet he talks about it.

@aiartsev

4 жыл бұрын

So basically on level with any politician

@z.m.n.1998

4 жыл бұрын

@@fundemort Pissed off that much?

Elon slowly losing his polite patience.

@headerspbj770

4 жыл бұрын

砂糖Sugar what the fuck

@ashp1546

4 жыл бұрын

Christian H. At 4:00 he popped off

@Sam-vz8pm

4 жыл бұрын

@@idkwhatgoeswithsausages I'm sorry what?

@idkwhatgoeswithsausages

4 жыл бұрын

For those who don’t know what I’m talking about, search about it and you’ll find out

@headerspbj770

4 жыл бұрын

砂糖Sugar no it’s just... we didn’t need or want to know

this is the funniest video ive matched today 😂😂

Everybody : talking about their conversation Me : elon didn't close the bottle after drinking water

@singu7arity

21 күн бұрын

He was hoping someone would spike it with same thing Jack is having

Elon musk is just thinking how to say something without insulting him. xD

@zeeshanmirza3331

3 жыл бұрын

LoL

@_taku_gee_

3 жыл бұрын

Very true

@squ34ky

3 жыл бұрын

Seemed to have failed spectacularly.

@z2.060

3 жыл бұрын

what noo

@Mandalorian_John

3 жыл бұрын

Der China Typ ist ne k.i ohne nem i

Musk seems like an Office actor, looking at the camera every time he hears nonsense things

@jamalsalads

4 жыл бұрын

HAHHAHAHA THE OFFICE HAHHAHA FUNNY HAHAHAHA

@rouniherrera441

4 жыл бұрын

The Jimmy Fallon Show.

@adnuso

4 жыл бұрын

no its called a jim, please have some respect

@pacjohn

4 жыл бұрын

That’s so true😂

@dewanggaapssadry996

4 жыл бұрын

elon is jim when jack ma is being scott/Dwight

"many songs about that" 😂

How Elon Musk just casually says "I don't know, man, ..." is hilarious.

Math Teacher: Why is your page blank? Jack Ma: I never worry about the things I can not solve.

@ferdiskala

3 жыл бұрын

Underrated comment

@swwwsss7870

3 жыл бұрын

This needs more likes

@jasonsilva9896

3 жыл бұрын

Extended in this Jeck Ma's statement -- And i have left it black for you to solve it because you know the resolution 😂

@jjarmstrong1997

3 жыл бұрын

@@jasonsilva9896 lmao

@edgeless5

3 жыл бұрын

😂 that was great

the only thing right he said was “I’m not a tech guy”

@wnana4469

4 жыл бұрын

It’s true, he is just a billionaire.

@xiaoshen194

4 жыл бұрын

@@wnana4469 yup *just* a billionaire

@Mr.Gundam7

4 жыл бұрын

@@wnana4469 musk has more money than him now XD

@agustinsantos8852

4 жыл бұрын

The other stuff he said was unintelligible, or directly incomplete, you have to deduce by context what he's trying to say xD

@uKaigo

4 жыл бұрын

@@agustinsantos8852 yeah

There is no way that glass wasn't filled with the most potent vodka...

Response from Quora “So the whole "Elon Musk vs Jack Ma" video showed up on my recommended feed. I watched the full debate, and judging from the myriad KZread comments thinking Jack Ma isn't very intelligent, I wanted to come out and defend him. Full disclaimer: I'm chinese, I'm from the same city as Jack ma (Hangzhou), but I grew up in America since I was 5 and I'm an american citizen. so both my chinese and english are decent. The first thing I want to emphasize is while Jack Ma speaks decent english (and was in fact an english teacher), he is by no means able to communicate fully his ideas in English. A lot of his ideas sound simple, almost childlike, which is why people are bashing his intelligence. If he were to speak in Chinese, you would understand many details about these ideas that reflect Ma's deep understanding of these topics. "I call AI alibaba intelligence." He's making a joke. in China alibaba is well-known for having the foremost deep-thinking AI, which has amazing human speech recognition, research ability, critical thinking, etc. It's funny because Elon Musk spends a lot of time talking about AI's ability to play chess, Go, etc, while the AI that Jack Ma is familiar with, is already dealing with things with ridiculously larger numbers of freedom than chess or Go. (simple example - show a computer the pictures of 10000 babies and 10000 adults. Alibaba's AI will be able to figure out which baby grows up into which adult). "I'm not a tech guy - I think more about life. I think AI will open a world where we will understand ourselves better." people on YT think Ma is talking nonsense - but Ma is talking philosophically here about the impacts of AI. Keep in mind that Ma, while not claiming to be a "tech guy", has an extremely deep understanding of AI due to his company's work on AI. his view on AI is that it is not a threat, but rather a helper, like electricity or the internet. Musk, on the other hand, considers AI a threat to human civilization. There isn't a right or wrong here, this is their respective world views. "A lot of people... have "college smartness", but people like us have street smarts". this is one of those lines where you kind of have to understand Jack Ma's worldview, where he prioritizes making mistakes, experimenting, creating (street smarts), rather than studying/taking tests (college smartness). "I'm not interested in Mars... I just came back from there." That's another joke. In china, people think Ma is ugly, so they make fun of him being from "mars". So this is a self-deprecating joke. "Don't worry about jobs - you will have jobs." This is a line that you really have to understand Jack Ma's mentality, and chinese society to agree with. Musk's worry that AI will replace humans in every line of work - it's a common worry echoed by everyone. But Ma has already accepted that this will happen. His thinking is along these lines: because machines are going to replace us all in our current lines of work, we as humans need to start being more creative, more entrepreneurial, more human, and do things that machines can't do. For example, making music, singing, dancing, etc. That's the jobs Jack Ma is referring to. And because in china the expectation is that the government should take care of everyone's basic needs, he holds the worldview that humans shouldn't need to work to survive. "Humans are smart. machines are clever." This is a seemingly-laughable statement that Musk and the rest of the YT commenters laugh at, but it's a pretty deep insight that's very hard to express in words. Basically what Ma is saying is, AI is very good at doing things like memorization, mechanical tasks, logic. but humans are good at creation and synthesis. His point is, humans will never beat computers in games like chess, just like they will never beat a car at running (Yet we still watch running races, and we still watch chess games). So stop trying to compare humans to machines in this area. His point is that humans are capable of coming together, solving problems, brainstorming, creating a plan, and executing. AI may get there one day, but it's definitely not now, which is why Ma prefers to focus on the current problems. Meanwhile, Musk gets caught up in his prediction that AI will eventually replace humans on everything , which goes back to again, why Jack Ma said "99.99% of all predictions are wrong". Tbh my writing ability has decreased a lot since my college days, and I know some of my points are a bit out of focus. But I have a lot more points and happy to discuss but these are the main points I wanted to express. Tl;dr Jack Ma's words are pretty much misunderstood by everyone, especially those unfamiliar with Chinese society and culture.”

*Everybody’s gangsta until Elon doesn’t stutter*

@intendedchaos6724

4 жыл бұрын

Ronald lol

@ike1791

4 жыл бұрын

lmao

@cebceb3674

4 жыл бұрын

Lul

@a.m1132

4 жыл бұрын

He is on high duhhh

@Unknown_31415

4 жыл бұрын

@Ilyass Abbad yeah he does

"This right here is a laptop" Jack Ma: "I like to think of it as a... toplap... that's my view"

@incrediblerocket2409

4 жыл бұрын

I call it alibabtop

@tweakyp4448

4 жыл бұрын

😭im so dead

@Texas_Takeover

4 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@WhosDnisify

4 жыл бұрын

The chinese people in the comments be like: "Nooo Jack Ma not stoopid He actually very smart maaan He just pretend to be idiot"

@dv9239

4 жыл бұрын

Actually, he's got a point

help elon's facial expressions get me everytime

man, Elon's processor's really getting over clocked

I love how Elon looks at the camera sarcastically like he's in the Office

@brom1277

4 жыл бұрын

hes probably watched it one too many times

@jtorres6837

4 жыл бұрын

Nah, he's looking at the audience to see if they are as amazed as he is, lol!

@codeine3496

4 жыл бұрын

Skysniperツ 1:28

@astridkjellberg

4 жыл бұрын

LMAOO

@KL-000

4 жыл бұрын

Neli Nuada it’s the facial expressions that get me 😂

Elon Musk is dying inside and be like: Help me, I want to leave now

@mangoeater6919

4 жыл бұрын

I liked this but that made it 70 so I didnt, gotta keep it nice

@botbernard6208

4 жыл бұрын

@@mangoeater6919 I was gonna say thé exact same thing and I saw your comment...

@jaykumarsolanki367

4 жыл бұрын

I want to like this but it's a 256 AND THATS HOW IT SHOULD BE.

@kristians8191

4 жыл бұрын

I pressed 666 like

@se2152

4 жыл бұрын

I felt hurt when the audience didn’t laugh at his jokes

😂Elons’ reactions are priceless .

I think jack ma is just someone who says things very simplistic and weird but his brain is working when it comes to getting the tasks done. At least I think

@phenotypeb6843

2 ай бұрын

He just isn't fluent in English which really hurts his ability to convey a message accurately.

@GeezSus

25 күн бұрын

@@phenotypeb6843 "99.99% of predictions made about the future are wrong" "Humans can never make something smarter than them" Seems more like ignorance and random asspull instead of a language barrier

@franklei4374

23 күн бұрын

I think it was a mistranslation and he meant that we cant make something smarter than everyone in the world combined and maybe for the prediction one he was exaggerating to get his ooint through as in china, when youre trying to get a point through you exaggerate your numbers or something

@GeezSus

23 күн бұрын

@@franklei4374 I just pointed out 2 of the many dumb things he said, and also Asians are like the last people who would need to be explained percentages like a toddler.

@channelz1xwebr

11 күн бұрын

Yeah, you can view it as it is, we can see Jack in the interview as a simple man saying simple words and then there is Elon, he's just too autistic.

"99.99% of all predictions of the future are wrong" "Even that one?"

@tomhaswell6283

4 жыл бұрын

@@gerard6773 I guess that's part of the joke lol

@Greaseshow

4 жыл бұрын

He said 99.9% of all predictions people made in history were false...he’s referencing the past, not the future... y’all high? Including Elon?

@farislatif8846

4 жыл бұрын

Simpson never wrong well not yet 🤣

@EuroKoncepts

4 жыл бұрын

@@Greaseshow THE FUTURE ALWAYS ENDS UP BEING THE PAST

@Greaseshow

4 жыл бұрын

Real Online Income Partners this is true, so when the future becomes present, you can determine if people from the past made correct predictions. He’s just saying that up until today, 99.9% of the predictions people made (that we can observe today and not something that has to do with the year 2025), have been wrong.

This started off being funny, but ended up being really depressing.

@csepelcharlie8389

4 жыл бұрын

Yes, and kind of uncomfortable watching it...

@nicolae3140

4 жыл бұрын

it gets depressing really fucking fast dude....

@rasmus8408

4 жыл бұрын

Csepel Charlie yeah

@ItzSplash_

4 жыл бұрын

What y’all mean?

@HollowedCrow

4 жыл бұрын

Itz Splash Because this guy is the jeff bezos of china, its almost like he got rich by accident

if you are not dead, you live Jack Ma

"If ur homeless.just get a home" - Jack Ma

Well, technically he has reached "Ali Baba intelligence" level..

@kalhowaleed5303

4 жыл бұрын

Chedid Kamal OH IKR

@NochFn

4 жыл бұрын

But isnt Ali Baba Intelegence ABI instead of AI?

@Drilaaaa1912

4 жыл бұрын

Omg lmaoo

@thethinkbanana4305

4 жыл бұрын

@@Kai-rust Lmao how do you even Come up with that

@fbi7948

4 жыл бұрын

ItsKel h m m m

My last 2 brain cells arguing at 3am:

@shaynehughes6645

4 жыл бұрын

"I just came back from Mars"

@ashleypade

4 жыл бұрын

Loled

@ryanm2441

4 жыл бұрын

Don’t disrespect Elon like that fam

@corneliusmcmuffin3256

4 жыл бұрын

dubeei4u please stop it your increasing the brain cell death count

@thugger2176

4 жыл бұрын

V.I.P ;-v lol mars

“Including that one?” lol this joke is amazing. And Jack walked right into it lol

Elons face says it all, the way he stares at the camera like wth

"I think AI will open a new chapter in the human history" "99% of predictions are wrong"

@jantorresrodriguez507

4 жыл бұрын

El Yazid don’t forget about the .99

@FXIRYBXTCH

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂🤪

@hamimseam2591

4 жыл бұрын

And 0.00% is true

@giovanniquargentan6198

4 жыл бұрын

Lmaoo

@kaitezou487

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

He sounds like the drunk uncle at every party talking about life choices

@raccoon2276

4 жыл бұрын

I just nutted all over the ohone when I saw your profile pic

@emil3015

4 жыл бұрын

@@raccoon2276 its time to STOP.

@joelaggarao8721

4 жыл бұрын

@bloompie the gamer 😑🔫 I WILL DO IT,NIKE SAID SO!!

@funmaster4632

4 жыл бұрын

trump sounds like my drunk uncle. Obviously billionaires aren't always smarter, that is just what they want you to think. But Elons iq fits his wealth.

@LJC944

4 жыл бұрын

Basically Uncle of red dead 2

man is really firing on all cylinders in first gear

after four years I still cannot finish watching this video. I just cant...

"If no one can solve it, let it be." Me: *leaves test blank*

@pummyy

4 жыл бұрын

unless someone keeps trying not sure how he expects things to be solved...just a fucking bulb needed thousands of filaments to be test and failed.

@zoombabweeggwipe6263

4 жыл бұрын

Now this is the logic I can get behind

@lancevance6346

4 жыл бұрын

Don warry aboud et ! -Jack Ma et Johnny;The Room

@Npc2thousand

4 жыл бұрын

HA

@_VictorGrantz_

4 жыл бұрын

yeetus deletus lmfao

“I just came back from Mars” I think that’s a hint that China’s richest man spends all his money on shrooms

@MnMn-sm8be

3 жыл бұрын

Bro I’m on one

@OswaldM_14

3 жыл бұрын

They must have some great shrooms on mars

@LambertTherapy

3 жыл бұрын

STEM Insight oh shit didn’t realize that

@JaggyBoi1699

3 жыл бұрын

Hahahahaha 😂😂

@Slayer119988

3 жыл бұрын

You know, psychedelics don’t really work on stupid people. Not the same way they work on smart people.

😂😂😂😂 its the heart that wisdom comes from 😂😂

@SSSESESESESESESS

Ай бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

I find it fascinating that Elon’s bottle of water runs out of it while Jack Ma’s bottle is intact, even though he’s talking all the time😂😂

”If you are disabled, get enabled." - Jack Ma

@jaketan8485

2 жыл бұрын

Lol

@martinmccarthy3675

2 жыл бұрын

Golden

@souroroy921

2 жыл бұрын

You're what! ? A network adapter?

@catalinionut4801

2 жыл бұрын

ahahaahhaaha

@missxspencer1538

2 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂

elon trying not to lose his patience with alibaba intelligence having a stroke

@davidkim3518

3 жыл бұрын

lmao he probably had like 10 seizures

@JankyOk

3 жыл бұрын

I'd like to think he has vodka in the bottle that he is drinking out of, so that he can eventually get on the same level of idiocy of jack

@pearl5395

3 жыл бұрын

Hazard Hawk the company the richest man in China runs.

He wears Spider-Man onesies under his suits 😂

It's like a baby bird and a bald eagle sat down to have a conversation...lol

Jack Ma: Says anything Elon Musk: Visible confusion

@Blue-no4jt

4 жыл бұрын

That's what happens when you're surrounded by yes men who constantly praise everything you say - you start to lose your ability to discern what's true and what isn't. It's not like Elon Musk is completely immune to this either.

@insectslayer1374

4 жыл бұрын

Is he a dolphin?

@rifarira9160

4 жыл бұрын

@@insectslayer1374 Jotaro: What did you say?

@bernardo00124719

4 жыл бұрын

@@rifarira9160 he asked if the guy was a dolphin dude.

@the.zabrak

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

Plot Twist: Elon Musk is trying "try not to laugh challenge".

@user-ci9we4bq2e

3 жыл бұрын

ahahah

@lforest5836

3 жыл бұрын

Fr tho 💀

@rickroll4815

3 жыл бұрын

World champion

@WhatsReal673

3 жыл бұрын

We indian never leave a chance to insult chinese and pakistanis...😝😂😂

@vllr9477

3 жыл бұрын

Thats a fact not a plot twist

😆 WHAT YOU SMOKE CHINA DUDE?😂😂

Jack Ma is the kind of guy to climb a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

I felt that Elon musk was dying inside.

@collinsiemaszko7007

4 жыл бұрын

I think a part inside of all of us, died

@moe2579

4 жыл бұрын

9 seconds in

@mydickisincrediblytinyandi7380

4 жыл бұрын

Nah he was pissing himself laughing. Just on the inside

@blackpikachu3840

4 жыл бұрын

@Booker T "Im not interested in mars" lol

@sherifahmed7441

4 жыл бұрын

Booker T Im surprised that an idiot like jack ma is a billionaire.

Jack Ma is so rich, he outsourced his own intelligence.

@snm2526

3 жыл бұрын

Straph 😂😂

@HarshitSingh-hh3vu

3 жыл бұрын

😂😂

@chickencurry1033

3 жыл бұрын

PMFAOOOO

@miaksol

3 жыл бұрын

His homebrew dnd race has unbalanced stats

@miaksol

3 жыл бұрын

that was a bad joke

"Love is the answer. Many songs about that" 😂😂😂

Its just so funny how Elon's facial expression reacts to Jack Ma

I think this is the guy that writes all those English manuals for Chinese electronics.

@Urban_Paradise

4 жыл бұрын

Savage.

@Viralclown

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@wesasbell2663

4 жыл бұрын

Ryan DallaValle Jack Ma makes Google Translate sound like Elon Musk....

@frostysaturn4955

4 жыл бұрын

🗿😂

@bradleyunknown319

4 жыл бұрын

You mean everythings manual XD

"99.99% of the predictions are wrong." "Including that one?" "Yeah!" There goes the point sailing clean over his head.

@kallucelfrumos4946

3 жыл бұрын

yeaaaaaa..... but is a problem this is noot a prediction !

@thefinkie6459

3 жыл бұрын

@@kallucelfrumos4946 Well THAT ^ wasn't even a sentence, but I take your point. It wasn't really a very good comeback on Musk's part..

@user-py1ld5et4y

3 жыл бұрын

80%**

@DayZeroGaming

3 жыл бұрын

r/whOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSHHhhhhHhhHhhhhhhhhhHhhHhHHHH

@irrelevance3859

3 жыл бұрын

0.000% are correct and that's by luck

that conversation is so funny love every second bhahaha

"If it doesn't exist, we'll invent it." - Sadosky

The way Elon looks when he said machines could never run the world, lol...

@edwardbuck7233

3 жыл бұрын

the look at 0:22 is really funny also

@boblackross3571

3 жыл бұрын

I thought you said "machines would rule the word" Water would actually work very well.

@florentin4061

3 жыл бұрын

They are not with the same opinion lol

@alphaomega9387

3 жыл бұрын

i feel like what he mean by that is a machine is still made by a human, so .. yeah

@BaldMancTwat

3 жыл бұрын

@@alphaomega9387 The reason that doesn't matter with AI is that it could possibly learn more than what the human that designed it intended, i.e. if the AI ended up learning that the planet is only being made worse by humans and a world of only robots would be better, it might try and make it so. It could take years, and Im not explaining it very well but its a possibility.

"Pee is stored in the balls." - Jack Ma

@UndoingRuin08

4 жыл бұрын

got 'em

@nfn6250

4 жыл бұрын

That would’ve be the smartest thing he said in the whole video

@Mannyxz

4 жыл бұрын

How does he exist then 😂

@FR-lr2mg

4 жыл бұрын

@@user-cc4gk6gx6w 😂😂😂

@adhdsymptoms64

4 жыл бұрын

geeking

elon musk almost dies of trying not to laugh loudly

Jack MA: “Pee is stored in the balls, and that’s my view”

@theghost3061

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@habibuanga347

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂

@branimirmarkohrgovic6602

4 жыл бұрын

Im ded

@brianevans4

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@buck8ab

4 жыл бұрын

😂

me listening to chemistry lecture for 3 hours

“When you think about that as- let’s talk about mars”

It’s sounds like this man is trying to make a quote out of every sentence

@gregs460

4 жыл бұрын

@Handsome Squidward to the firing squad!

@Buttersdynamite1

4 жыл бұрын

Most likely his dictionary is 100 words or so. So he tries hard not to tell same word two or three times in a row :D

@hadzrahatta8072

4 жыл бұрын

Yeah he thought that just because he's rich, whatever he said will turn into gold😂😂😂

@hudsonbrown2136

4 жыл бұрын

Hadzra Hatta tru

@hudsonbrown2136

4 жыл бұрын

Nicholas Garcia same

Elon Musk was doing a try not to laugh challenge

@umutrenk1857

4 жыл бұрын

Duy Minh le HOLY SHIT,, BEST COMMENT 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@starfinger6875

4 жыл бұрын

try not to kill myself challenge

@ViolentKisses87

4 жыл бұрын

Laugh? That entire video made me cringe so hard I had to stop several times.

@jannisa3316

4 жыл бұрын

And he failed haha

@magicl3o

4 жыл бұрын

Like me in classroom when a teacher exply something

That "yeah definitely not" by Elon was cold lol

Genius conversation.

When you're talking to a friend who is high af 🤣😂

@INFINITEXII

4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO

@Bloop2016

4 жыл бұрын

LMAO 😂 😂😂

@Bloop2016

4 жыл бұрын

😂

@Noodlewee

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@bnqz-vv5vm

4 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

“It’s the heart where the wisdom comes from” The brain: bruh

@brentmills1993

4 жыл бұрын

The heart: dont look at me

@hynjus001

4 жыл бұрын

When he got to "men have the heart", I had to click away.

@InTheEmbraceOfMessmersFlame

4 жыл бұрын

Brain: Am I a joke to you

@TeamVexVideos

4 жыл бұрын

That guy gets his wisdom from his heart, that's why he says that

@Crusheded

4 жыл бұрын

He's nice though

So reminiscent of family conversations.

Jack ma is talking with the last neuron left in his brain.😂😂

"99.9999% of predictions are wrong" 2 minutes later: "robots will never control humans"

@jamesbroad315

4 жыл бұрын

99.99% of Jack Ma’s predictions are wrong

@KoalaKontrolJr

4 жыл бұрын

holdup'

@martinlemay2195

4 жыл бұрын

99,99% of predictions are wrong because people like Jack Ma are making predictions without researching the subject. Might as well call it a guess

@JuankQuinteroMejia

4 жыл бұрын

if 99.99% of Jack Ma's predictions are wrong, that means robots will most likely control humans?

@gianb3952

4 жыл бұрын

@@JuankQuinteroMejia that's the point of the comment