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@CHEESELANDEMPEROR

3 ай бұрын

Füm looks alot like beans

@user-rb1ck6ox8i

3 ай бұрын

Füm probably isn’t good for you

@londonhartill733

3 ай бұрын

Is this worth it? I am trying to quit smoking

@MichaelJohnson-tw7dq

3 ай бұрын

@@londonhartill733 stopping smoking is easy. I quit 3 times in one morning!

@Wardads1

3 ай бұрын

That nursey outfit looked way better on my wife. Fun fact " kampfgruppe Porsche" a bicycle mounted unit armed mainly with panzerfaust and magnetic mines managed to halt a soviet attack on the Seelowe Heights , rescue surrounded units and civilians destroying several tanks and various soviet units before disbanding and filtering back to German lines.

Amazing that we've gone from cardboard SMLEs to real Panzerfausts and MG 42s

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Still got the cardboard SMLE - It's sentimental as hell! The faust is actually a replica, which is good because we've absued the crap out of it.

@ethanhatcher5533

3 ай бұрын

@@SquireComedy damn good replica

@WorldWarJaxon

3 ай бұрын

Yessir

@me.ne.frego.

3 ай бұрын

Wow you must be really naive to believe that was a real historical panzerfaust..

@redoqc

3 ай бұрын

fellow blue jackets fan huh@@ethanhatcher5533

Completely inaccurate! There were no adult anti-tank squads left by 1945.

@rbgerald2469

3 ай бұрын

They're mostly kids

@flatheadgg2443

3 ай бұрын

Except for the odd grampa or grandma here and there of course

@Mygg_Jeager

3 ай бұрын

I was wondering that but the video says 1944 lol.

@WorldWarJaxon

3 ай бұрын

Real

@elektronischemusik1903

3 ай бұрын

Volkssturm

“Has he got blonde hair?” “Nope” “Well, that narrows it down” 😂

@dragon12234

3 ай бұрын

The fact that it was Blazcowich on every image as well, one of the most notorius Nazi killers in Gaming history, makes it extra hilarious. Though IIRC he was specifically designed to look like the "Aryan Ideal" as an ironic joke, amplified by that he's also ethnically jewish according to his backstory.

@Inquisitor_Vex

3 ай бұрын

@@dragon12234wait, what? Guess Who characters have back stories?

@dragon12234

3 ай бұрын

@Inquisitor_Vex probably somewhere, but nah, he's from the Wolfenstein series of games

@Madick07

3 ай бұрын

@@dragon12234 if this was Russian, it would have been called, “informing on capitalist pig neighbour”

@Inquisitor_Vex

3 ай бұрын

@@dragon12234 ah ok, cheers bud.

Your Amazon purchase history must be phenomenal

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

We have to move house every few years, to keep our postmen from gettign suspicious.

@mushroomgoblin7121

2 ай бұрын

you probably drive mi5's AI fucking crazy

At least they aren't an anti-air squad

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Aaaaaand there's another video.

@bomoose

3 ай бұрын

the 5 and 55 year olds

@brainflash1

3 ай бұрын

@@SquireComedy OH-OH-OH, But it's a *Japanese* anti-air squad in 1945.

@dennisswaim8210

3 ай бұрын

Yep, if they heard an aircraft it was definitely allied!

@SCH292

3 ай бұрын

Or the submarine units.

"Hans, did you get ze Panzerfaust?" "Nein, I only got ze Stielhandgranate." :'(

@brainflash1

3 ай бұрын

"Nein, I got ze Panzersecound."

@thurin84

3 ай бұрын

you stole wut mate?

That tiger wasted an entire shell on a single man? They don't have that kind of ammo to spare!

@GreenBlueWalkthrough

3 ай бұрын

you actually expect them to be trained in ammo conservation?

@Cjx0r

3 ай бұрын

​@@GreenBlueWalkthrough you actually believe this?

@WarblesOnALot

3 ай бұрын

But, Why was the Panzer shooting at And being shot at By a Volksturm Crew of Panzerfaustians...; Considerations that they be All on the same Wrongheaded silly Nasty Nazi SIDE ...? One WonDurrrzz...(!). Such is life, Have a good one... Stay safe. ;-p Ciao !

@maxmach4361

3 ай бұрын

Kids who are inside the tank were really bad at algebra.

@f0rth3l0v30fchr15t

3 ай бұрын

They're playing the long game. Sitting with the engine running to use all the fuel (both gallons), expending all the ammunition to make an excuse to abandon the tank and surrender. That's what they call a "pro gamer move".

"That's why she's the company commander." Holy shit lmao

@pRahvi0

3 ай бұрын

I died at that

I have a slight suspicion that there might be a tank outside

@brainflash1

3 ай бұрын

Plot Twist: This is actually another "Fury" parody where the anti-tank crew spends the entire climax hiding in the house by the road.

@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery

3 ай бұрын

I don't know know. It might be be a car. Have you checked?

@fluffyboom

3 ай бұрын

@@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery uppon further investigation, it apprears to be, in fact, a tank

@kriegsmanofthethsiegeartillery

3 ай бұрын

@@fluffyboom Then... We will probably have to do something about it, eventually.

@antonkrieg3708

3 ай бұрын

What's that you say? There's an awful din outside at the moment currently.

I swear we need Squire to get a bigger budget and more props and costumes and actors. Then basically make a series of this like blackadder or dad's army.

@DutchGuyMike

3 ай бұрын

This!

@brianoneill4894

2 ай бұрын

Perfect idea

Love that the main character in the game wolfenstein enbodies the ideal arian look and hitler dosnt, the fact that they're playing guess who only highlights the fact that hitler was clearly not what the nazis thought of as "arian". comedy gold.

@emberfist8347

3 ай бұрын

That is also why Captain America exists.

I still say you all need to collaborate with us sometime..!

I thought anti tank squad would be one deaf, one one-eyed guy, one teenager and finally one grandpa from prussian army.

Bicycles. In the 1970’s Dutch football fans would sing to West German fans, “Can my grandfather have his bicycle back!”

@sugarnads

3 ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂 Old german mate of mine went to ANZAC day last year and got talking to a former pilot and navigator who were aussies flying lancasters in Bomber command. He asked if they were on the dresden raid. They were like errrr yes...why.... he said 'nerrr nerr you MISSED' He was from dresden, was 5 or 6 at the time of the raid.

@SonsOfLorgar

3 ай бұрын

​@@sugarnads damn, that's a long time to stew on such a self deprecating joke 😂

Loved the Truman show advert for fum. Rather silly but funny.

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

They liked it too...what a laugh.

I am so jealous of your access to uniforms.

@AttilaGvardian

3 ай бұрын

It's not that hard to get your hands on them as well. Many retailers sell them. I can recommend some

@WormwoodActual

3 ай бұрын

We get all of ours for my channel on Hessen antique

"Hanz, how can you not tell apart our tanks and russian ones? Ours are all square and theirs are rounded and angled." "Yeah, about that..."

This is actually very accurate. By Strasbourg the German morale was low. The anti tank weapons of infantry at the time had certain limitations that required high morale troops.

Only ogs remember when squire was a gaming channel and he played verdun/world of tanks

Um excuse me. Where was our mandatory ‘Germany doesn’t have any tanks in 1945’ joke that appears whenever it’s mentioned. Disgraceful

@TheGreatThicc

3 ай бұрын

Funny thing is I can only recall a single story involving a German tank in 1945. During the Battle of Berlin a Panther met an ISU-152 and according to the guy who had called in the ISU the shot blew the Panther's turret off and the headless chassis rolled back something like 30 feet.

Before people cry "inaccuracy!" those American boots could very easily be captured off a prisoner or dead soldier

first is the Tellermine then Panzerfaust last is the Grenade expected casualties 3 out of 3

Awsome video as always

When the panzerfaust went off 😂

Even the commercials are funny😅 Splendid!

This guy taught me more history then my history teacher did

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Boom! That's going on the CV. Might prove useful when KZread remove us.

@me.ne.frego.

3 ай бұрын

Then you learned nothing real, these sketches are funny but are full propaganda too.

@dentce

3 ай бұрын

@@me.ne.frego. see that’s the thing. I am a propagandist

@me.ne.frego.

3 ай бұрын

@@dentce Well, you already learned to spread british propaganda, good for you. Now you only need to learn to do it the funny way, like Squire and his blonde sidekick with the super lame beard.

@piercecowley255

3 ай бұрын

​@@me.ne.frego. they can get a job at the MoD or smth

Last time I was this early Germany still had an emperor.

The truman show reference is so fitting since I just watched it for the first time a few days ago

That last line cracked me up. 😆

Lol! Not only the skit but that ad! 🤣🤣🤣 Mmmm, gamey!

i shower in a full suit and tie

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Glad to meet another never-nude. I shower in full '37 pattern British battle dress.

@daflington187

3 ай бұрын

@@SquireComedy relatable

@Samscooking-ib9wb

3 ай бұрын

True

I like the implication that the tank was just waiting there for no reason and it made this mixed AT squad anxious for nothing

Nice! I have the same camo for hunting😉

I heard the turret traverse sound from Kelly's Heroes!

Liebe that idea! haha

Another amazing Squire vid xD I must say, this Blazkowicz game got me laughing hard at the begining xD It must be fun to play!

It would have been epic to see Squire acting in Masters of the Air.

epic gaming man

If this keeps up, by the end of the year, Squire's going to have an entire tank of his own. It's not going to run, but it's still a tank.

Famous last words "it's a German tank"

Monty is back!

Volkssturm man was sweating more than a Liverpoodlian at the job center

YES ANOTHER SQUIRE VIDEO

I guess they were just idling outside so as to best consume their fuel for the war effort...

I like how they used Hitler from hoi4

And that's how grandpop got the Iron Cross.

Am I crazy or did some of those guess who tiles look like Captain William Joseph Blazkowicz?

Cool

0:01 hello timed viewers The intro gag is so funny lol

The first part with the Guess Who? icons of BJ Blaskowitz was hilarious!

nice true man show reference

Wait I'm confused, all the text says this is 1945 but the subtitles in the video say 1944. XD

@64ankka

3 ай бұрын

I think 1944 is correct. Liberation of Strasbourg happened in November 1944, and at 11:56 they reference that Dunkerque was four years ago, which would also place this in 1944.

@Mygg_Jeager

3 ай бұрын

@@64ankka Except that the German Army was still very well intact, well equipped, and full of hardened veterans from the Eastern front in 1944. Munich and Berlin in 1945 were another situation entirely.

❤❤❤

Every Anti Tank Team in 1945

Where did you get that beautiful tommy? I say thats the best looking skin care routine I have sesn in years.

Hilarious as ever. But since the "Volksturm" was in Strasbourg and thus technically French, I was expecting him to make a run for it with that British uniform and leave the German soldiers to handle the tank...

That climax lol

My War Thunder Ears identify a German Tank

The Russians were at Warsaw when this video started, and they reached Berlin by the time these guys found out it was a German tank.

You should do a vid with a KZreadr named Wormwood airsoft, contact him

Faustbump!🤣

Irony. My Uncle fought to take Strasbourg in 1944(79ID).

Faustbump 😂

Dammit. Shoulda saw that coming. I blame the beer.

“It worked for him” actually made me laugh

The Nazi Germany version of that game would be called 'Gas Who?', surely?

@sirpepeofhousekek6741

3 ай бұрын

Holy Moses, that's great.

@TheGermanconfederation-bn7xg

Ай бұрын

Or guess the real Aryan

Looks like they were also running low on shaving equipment.

@matthewjones39

2 ай бұрын

It’s Germany in 1945. That’s not a big stretch.

Hello squire

So that’s why the tank stopped moving, it was German.

Poor guy at the end 😂

If they were expecting an allied tank, they would surrendered inmediatly. But if it was Soviet tank, they shouldn't sit there at all and fleeing as far as possible or stand to fight as hell 😂

Squire has to do a helldivers 2 video

@KarakuraRiser

3 ай бұрын

+1

@themightyironoak

3 ай бұрын

I'll second that!

Serh gut kameraden 🍺🍺🍺🍺👍

Gotta love the latest squire video

Is that the younger brother in Fallout?

are dose clothes from the shop Nestof??

Video says 45, captions say 44. What a blunder :D

Rammstein for music for this one 😎

Nice panzerfuast Squire. Were do you get those.

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Carboot sale on a sunday morning.

@HistoryHaty

3 ай бұрын

@@SquireComedy thanks. Does yours fire a rocket. It did in the video.

it was a german tank last words herd from the guy

No blond hair. That was pretty much the entire German high command eh?

Under 20 minutes gang

Make a Jackie Chang like feature film... please.

Wait how does the pinned comment say 45 minutes ago when the video says it was uploaded 8 minutes ago? Squire what did you do!?

@bruh-xp9zf

3 ай бұрын

dw about it

@sugarnads

3 ай бұрын

Patreon. How is ANYONE in 2024 still asking this?

@bruh-xp9zf

3 ай бұрын

@@sugarnads you say that like everyone who didn't know patreon allows early access to videos was executed in 2023

Those gotta be the last Germans to obey a queue

11 minutes ago, let's go

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Yeeeeeeeeeees

Guy with the suit jacket, you need to unbutton your suit jacket when sitting, sir. It will put stress on the button.

From my experience from Battlefield V, it is definitely better to hunt tanks as a group than solo... too bad these panzer-pansies didn't have that brilliant idea, smh Love the content as always Squires.

Loved the video. Helldivers 2 content when props and costumes come out for that

“Aryan muscle density”😂

where do u buy ur uniforms

Before 30 second gang

Hello there

@SquireComedy

3 ай бұрын

Ah, hello there.

0:00 why are you searching by time

before 5 minutes gang LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ah ah light Mistake. The Reibert 1942 says you have to keep at least 2 Tommy´s for humanitarian Reasons at your AT Squad

In saw a random person in 5:15

Hi

the intro bruh