That thumbnail makes it look like he’s going to put me to sleep forever. Good I need the rest

@321findus

Жыл бұрын

Same.

@sgtshuler

Жыл бұрын

I got some Roskolnikov wibes

@SparklySnuggly

Жыл бұрын

@@sgtshuler yep, that axe just screams Raskolnikov

@matisd3069

Жыл бұрын

Yes

@ervate

Жыл бұрын

i think that’s the point

This man is so unique. Like bro he’s literally my favourite person to watch when I’m trying to sleep.

@nomemuitocriativo9792

Жыл бұрын

dude I like to watch him even when I'm trying to _not_ fall asleep

@vergil-__

Жыл бұрын

bro is my favorite person

@hopex1473

Жыл бұрын

Literally such a refresher from the mainstream asmr content I used to be recommended. Not like that stuff is bad, quite the contrary, it’s just I prefer more personality and uniqueness. Makes it better :)

@Theover4000

Жыл бұрын

Same

@lukashenninger6150

Жыл бұрын

Video idea : sitting by the campfire telling story’s

I love the intensely violent politeness of this video it's oddly charming in a way

I have PTSD and haven't slept very much in the past couple of weeks. Thank you, Uncle ER. I've been here for the better part of a decade, and no one has ever made me sleep so well. You rock, dude.

@thehightide2559

Жыл бұрын

I like to pretend that Rift is a god but when I do that, I see only the ordinary person that he is (ordinary like the rest of us). But when I focus on the ordinary part, I feel like he is a god or a saint. Boy, what great things you see and what creativity relaxing, and seeing things as they are, produces

@TreeFrogOnATree

Жыл бұрын

Get that cardio in!

@shundanone

Жыл бұрын

idk if ptsd is something you overcome, but I hope things get better for you, m8

@spiralout1839

Жыл бұрын

@@shundanone It is actually possible to reach a point with treatment that you no longer meet the diagnostic criteria for it! I'm working on it. I appreciate you, m8.

@STEELZ2000

Жыл бұрын

Glad to hear you're working on it, Spiral. Random person on the internet wishes you the best of luck.

Clobbering anxiety and depression was extremely effective knowing that you risk hitting your equipment with a bat just to make me relaxed.

feel like it’s my turn to say thank you uncle rift for the hours and hours of effort you’ve put in to make us all feel relaxed and get some rest! thank you and we love u always rift

he honestly makes me think of a doom styled character in a way, just all relaxing and killing demons as well

@thelordaboveknowall

Жыл бұрын

Exactly

@vergil-__

Жыл бұрын

yeah

@easterneroupe

Жыл бұрын

Hello, this is ephimeral rift, here, with the joy of killing demons.

@xxhardforcorexx1231

Жыл бұрын

He's giving me more Alan Wake / Silent Hill vibes.

@doomslayer2098

Жыл бұрын

@@xxhardforcorexx1231 agreed

The thumbnail is so threatening, this is just what i needed to get some sleep tonight :)

Sometimes I light myself on fire because it gives me full body tingles

@suspicious_imposter2689

Жыл бұрын

same

my favorite asmr channel, best asmrtist whos also a based nature lover, can’t get better

Can i just say how amazing the internet is? We take it for granted these days and it can also be a scary place, but it allows us to meet amazing induviduals around the world such as Uncle E.. Paul, thank you for doing this and making a positive change in everyone's lives.

ER bout to put us in the ER

@gordanfreeman6199

Жыл бұрын

First

@indecision3835

4 күн бұрын

​@@gordanfreeman6199The right man in the wrong place...

Thank you very much for killing all those inner deamons and beating the shit out of my anxiety and depression. I deeply apreciate it.

I love that he uses really dark background. Essy on the eyes when watching this on your bed at night. He really thinks about it all.

I think a lot of people start fires for fun, as a kid it's such a powerful thing and it's fun to mess with something dangerous... until it isn't. I used to light pretty controlled fires just to watch them burning, and I know my friends used to light fires sometimes too. Some kind of basic human fascination we never lost for fire.

@SkullKingOG

Жыл бұрын

i still do it sometimes

43:50 that was so funny my brain was like "Yo wake up, you gotta hear this one!"

Paul giving the people what they need..... E t e r n a l R e s t

@lorettabes4553

Жыл бұрын

Ah, the good stuff

@9895_

Жыл бұрын

Is his name really Paul?

@Sorin96

Жыл бұрын

@@9895_ His real name is Paul, Most people call him Uncle E, or Rift.

@Sorin96

Жыл бұрын

@Exquisite Pretty Meme When the tingle hits 😤

Always a good -day- night's sleep when Uncle Rift uploads.

As much as I want to go to sleep, I also want to keep myself up just to see what else he has in store for the video

@thegoldenstick

Жыл бұрын

this is why i cant ever just sleep

darnit I thought when he pulled out the gas can he was going to light himself on fire... he knows how much I enjoy the relaxing sound of screaming in unbearable pain and burning flesh... I swear he drew the line there just to spite me

Anyone else a long time viewer super excited to see the return of “monster hands”! One of my favs from back in the day!

@taznixx1126

Жыл бұрын

me :)

@surfnsunshinekat

Жыл бұрын

yep!

I love that ever since I started watching your channel like 4 Year Ago, you still, to this damn day, say "I trust that you are doing Spentastically Well" or something similar. I always hope to hear it at the start of your videos Rift.

I really like when you focus on one microphone there is no noise pollution on the opposite one ASMR GOLD!

@user-cu8zu3sp8x

27 күн бұрын

I know where you live Hugh.

I love how he entertained the idea of setting himself on fire for relaxation Truly the best ASMR artist.

This is the type of friendly wholesome ASMR content I need to relax after a long day

I gotta say when he pulled out the 80 fluid ounces of pickle juice, I was fearing for my life a little

The only level above splentastic is listening to Mr. Rift. You give me the rest that I so dearly need. Thank you for the effort you put into these videos!

Omg the gasoline bit was so freaking funny I went from resting comfortably to full on laughing 😂

The jerry can is surprisingly nice on the ears, combining the fluid slosh with the metallic echo

Always a unique idea for ASMR

Is that a threat? 😌

@Mr.Mister974

Жыл бұрын

yes

@spongierbear2046

Жыл бұрын

yes

@xI-MIKE-Ix

Жыл бұрын

It's a warning.

@brubbo0435

Жыл бұрын

It's a promise

@rsdevil80

Жыл бұрын

It's a challenge

Every single time I watch your videos I start out Wide Awake. Then Magically I wake up the next day and I have to find the airpods that fell out of my ears. You are the only ASMR channel that can make me sleep.

You're probably never going to see this, but I love your content and have been following and subbed for perhaps a decade. Keep up the great work!

@mikehunt4797

Жыл бұрын

Same here I saw a old video of his the other day said it was 9 years old and I'd been watching him for about a year when he released that video.

I have to say that this video has left me feeling absolutely pleasantiferous!

This video gives off the same vibes as ASMR TO HELP YOU SLEEP- Beating you until you're unconscious

The sound is so perfect, my man has got it down. Great video you're the best

Well I wasn't expecting an almost empty gas can to be one of my favorite sounds. 👌🏻The more you know! 🌈📖

@soulangela7154

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, it was a delightful new discovery for me too!

Yes, yes to all of this. It's just what I needed the most, to fall asleep profoundly.

Whatever it takes. Oh my

@seizetempus

Жыл бұрын

Oh hey absentduck

Amazing work as always rift, A+ work good lad

I'm always so happy to see your videos come up

the monster hands are super tingly!! i would love more of them :)

I follow a few asmrtists and this man is my go to when sleep fails me. Thanks Paul

Ur the best asmr channel on youtube and probably that will ever exist thank you sir

Bro without you we would be nothing…. Thank You. You’re awesome, Paul.

Excellent content as always ephemeral rift 👌

I cant believe how much i enjoy your videos keep up the good work boss

It is splentastic how you manage to get this to sound good through a tiny phone speaker as well as headphones, well done

Just give me that forever sleep. I need to forget these last two years

Good To See You're Still Uploading Paul

Finally, the monster hands are back. I wish their segment was longer. P.S. I was thinking about making a compilation of all good monster hands moments by ER, just for myself (or random listener, if uncle ER doesn't mind me uploading this).

I need that Elder God Pillow in my life 🐙

I frequently returned to your Church of ASMR for the Holy Hand Grenade and the Monster Hands. Monster Hands are always a welcome trigger and a personal favorite trigger!

the metal container of flammable liquid was surprisingly musical

Thank you 🍭 awesome vid💜 sleeping asmr is much with fun you🧡

uncle E we love you man thank you dude for the asmr

the visuals and windy sounds around 48:00 are the best!

Love when puts the coments on screen when he forgets something or whatever it's hilarious 😂

Dude the axe head scratching/rubbing sounded amazing

God this is one of my favorite one of his videos

The tappy tap of the glasses on my god it’s one of me favorite noises 😊

Great video. I'm not a fan of the pickle juice sounds, but that is just my preference. Nice to see the monster hands again. Thank you!

gives the same vibes as "beating you until you're unconscious asmr"

Great whisper 😴😴😴

I’ve been here for years. I plan to stay that much and more

Thank you for helping me sleep 🙂

Another great video by the Splentastic Uncle E.

This man dominates the asmr world!

Uncle E: trying to remember the name of a “backyard fire container” Me, to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus by Falco: “Chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Chiminea, chiminea chiminea. Ch-ch-ch-chiminea.”

I have insomnia I thank you for this your a blessing my guy I work night shifts get off at ten thirty or so and this helps alot

tutorial worked for my brother, he liked it so much that he has been sleeping for 4 years in a row

Thank you for slaying my inner demons uncle Rift! You’re the best!

So relaxing! 😎

Uncle E, how you brighten up my day!

thats weird, I have notifications on but I didn't get the notifications on youtube, you sent it directly into my brain as I just remembered you

Sir ur a master of this

Like his voice and i love slow asmr xD this dude is rly the Number one

That jacket is magic.

Thank you for killing ny inner demons, now I can finally get some rest ☺️

I like how he says he grew out of starting fires but proceeds to striking matches haha

"It's so cute. Well, whatever." Made me chuckle Also the axe section is my favorite, it keeps bringing me back

Sad to know ive been too busy for three weeks to watch asmr like this The pickle Rick episode was the last thing I saw. I'm gonna sleep now, thank you uncle Rift. Goodnight errbody

the thumbnail somehow reminds me of medic from tf2 lmao.

So glad the monster hands are back

S tier asmr.

Rift is a asmr goat

"Good now" my favorite line of all time

splentastilliant? splendid + fantastic + brilliant

Listen man, I'm sick as hell, I'll take whatever you got 😔🪚🛏️

Excellent content

i relate so much to this man

Never makes something boring

Love the video, still waiting for some Rorschach Toast Tests.

Hey ER would you consider doing a full length god-tier asmr video? That sound assortment in a longer length video would be amazing.

This dude is the gandalf of asmr and im going to be honest I despise asmr and yet I love this channel.

What a great way to end my weekend

@sherorashid400

Жыл бұрын

I’m free from school tomorrow boya😂

И снова этот мужчина удивляет по хорошему

"Is that depression?!!!,get out of here!!" Most relatable line ever

Bro I laughed out loud when I saw the thumbnail and read the title. That shit is hilarious

Bro looks so chill omg