I just noticed that there's a render glitch during Cremia's bit. There wasn't supposed to be any unique visuals anyways, but still that's my bad for not detecting and fixing that issue before uploading. Sorry everyone for that mistake!

@Soul_404.

Жыл бұрын

Well this channels name is unfortunate for this vid….don’t kill me whoever sees this

@ReapeX

Жыл бұрын

Np it happens xD, still great video :D

@lunar9342

Жыл бұрын

Where's the witch that gives you the bell in between worlds?

@DetElliottStabler

Жыл бұрын

For nico he should of put u wanna be with a GTA protagonist for those who don't know the protagonist of GTA IV is named nico

@johnsanders2646

Жыл бұрын

My Zelda crush was mipha (you absolutely nailed my description)

Sidon: it's either too much fanfiction, or too much yaoi...

@corrinflakes9659

Жыл бұрын

Or scaly art. (Fish count as scaly)

@cloudshines812

Жыл бұрын

Nah Prince Sidon’s got that glorious smile

@user-fg5zh1ri7h

Жыл бұрын

Probably both...

@The.art.ofms.

Жыл бұрын

Pretty much

@huetrashtendo5624

Жыл бұрын

Do i wanna know what yaoi means?

The Daruk one caught me off guard and the Robbie one was perfect.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Had to give the perfect character a perfect rock session

@teensillustrated6057

Жыл бұрын

Daruk. Easily the best representation here xD

@samuelh5567

Жыл бұрын

Those two are my favorite!!!! But me and Robbie would be super good buddies. We both LOVE ROCK AND ROLL!!!!!🕺

@Johnsfuturewifey

Жыл бұрын

I hated that I was obsessed with Robbie after seeing his Age Of Calamity design 😭🥺🥰

@KorvEDITS

Жыл бұрын

Ikr

Mipha is just way to nice and caring there is litteraly nothing to hate about her :3

@NichtHelge

Жыл бұрын

true

@jameskozy7254

Жыл бұрын

She's a gross fish

@Aubsy

Жыл бұрын

7 months late but truth

@firekitty34

Жыл бұрын

i wanna date her criticism wide open cant change my mind lmfao

@trevorroggenkamp7237

Жыл бұрын

Mipha: you are correct

Skyward Sword Zelda was just great. The time you spend with her in the beginning really cements the "childhood friend crush" that acts as the motivation to save her. A bunch of the game you don't even know Zelda at all, but Skyward Sword? We gotta save that cuteness.

@bassblowbackrecords8932

Жыл бұрын

Skyward sword Zelda best Zelda

@Malkuth-Gaming

6 ай бұрын

And then you run into her again and Impa is all like " Remember your training" and then she turns her back to Link. Impa! WHY?!

Let’s be honest imp midna was the best and midna herself had amazing character development

@tizianoduartez3733

Жыл бұрын

Hell yeah

@lordvader6481

Жыл бұрын

It's still gonna be a LONG time before I abandon her. Perhaps as long as a cold day in hell.

@kzyit

Жыл бұрын

Imp Midna fit her personality better. I can tell that they came up with it first. With her more humanoid form, she looks too serious, and like they built her JUST for the line "are you too stunned by my beauty" or whatever it was. I came here to bully simps, not to find someone who brings up a good point ;-;

@teensillustrated6057

Жыл бұрын

Agreed

@kolbecha

Жыл бұрын

I'm so glad other people agree! I have had a few people ask me and they are confused why I specifically say that I simp for the imp version of Midna. And I guess it's what all you guys are saying. I really like how sassy and funny and playful she is in her imp form, and how we got to see her grow as a character but as soon as she returns to normal she is all serious. ( Btw there is nothing wrong with that it makes sense why she is like that and I have no problem with it) anywho I don't know why I am rambling I just love talking to people about zelda and I think that the zelda community is one of the best things ever. Also Twilight princess is the best game ever made...just wanted to put that out there

Honestly TP was the one for me. I had a crush on Link, Zelda, both Midna, Telma and even Ganondorf. Heck, even seeing the Zora Prince's dead mom's spirit awoke something in me.

@princesspeachy8286

Жыл бұрын

Bc tp character design was peak 😭😭

@amog8202

Жыл бұрын

BoTW for me. I literally want both fish siblings, the bird, the MC, the other MC, goddammit Ganon in BoTW is either a shriveled corpse or evil goo so im good

@bumblefvck

Жыл бұрын

And let’s not forget about the pretty lady over the lil boat house in the Zora’s area too! 🥹 Oh and also ASHEI!! (the girl who was researching Snowpeak) TLOZ characters have never looked better imo I wish they’d remaster this game again 😭😭

@MILKM394

Жыл бұрын

a

@SerenaFina

Жыл бұрын

@@amog8202 So how'd this age? :D

My crush is urbosa but the postman is such a Chad, all that work he goes through deserves respect

@friezyboi0875

Жыл бұрын

Also I don't care about cardi b

@Sabre912

Жыл бұрын

Death by Snu Snu

@PlintThePlant

Ай бұрын

@@friezyboi0875same bro

@PlintThePlant

28 күн бұрын

@@friezyboi0875we have the same opinions

"Link: You likely can't cook well, and want a man who will eat literally anything." I mean, dam, you got me...

@Kylielol_

5 ай бұрын

LMAO

Anyone who appreciates Malon is good in my book. I need more of her in the series.

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

A few weeks ago I did a full analysis on the life of Cremia. Both her and Malon had so much potential that the game devs just never fully fleshed out. If OoT and MM were made in this botw era that would be amazing.

@desertyoshi_plays

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom I have done some BotW Modding, and after I finish a dungeon that few people know that I'm doing, I was planning to do some kind of Malon mod. I won't say more than that, let's just hope I find the time.

@cruisingbongos4913

Жыл бұрын

Yes. Malon is truly the best.

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Please lord yes I need my wife in botw...

@A-RonHubbard

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom you mean totk! 😅

The Postman scene made me laugh way too much. Loved it when you mentioned Malon, "hey back off, that's my wife". She's adorable; I used to ship her and Link when I was younger.

@liam7999

Жыл бұрын

why don’t you now

@4-kathryn

Жыл бұрын

@@liam7999 Sorry, I must've worded things differently. To clarify I still like that pairing even now.

@AtomIsTooTiredToStream

Жыл бұрын

@@4-kathryn wtf

@4-kathryn

Жыл бұрын

@@AtomIsTooTiredToStream I experienced a bit brain fog before. I messed up awhile back when I posted, that's all. If the 'wtf' was about the quote ""my wife"" etc, I was quoting what the creator of this video said. I thought his line was funny. If you are replying 'wtf' about my tastes in pairing fictional characters together, that's just what I like. I've always liked Adult Link and Adult Malon. If you like a different shipping/pairing, you do you. Hope you have a nice day.

@AtomIsTooTiredToStream

Жыл бұрын

@@4-kathryn why do you pair characters together, you just make the Zelda community worse.

Purah: YOUR A NORMIE. Bokoblin: your gigachad

Finally Linebeck getting the love he deserves.

That Daruk scene is priceless!😂 Also, I guess that Sidon description fits me pretty well admittedly lol.

@adryaunadavis6370

Жыл бұрын

Yeah, I didn't expect them to pull a "Moto Moto", it caught me off guard😂

YES PIPIT!!!! finally getting the recognition he deserves

“Sidon. You read too much fanfiction.” *Me, sinking into my chair*

I was all excited when you got to Kass and then you killed me with that callout

@rentherobot

Жыл бұрын

Bro im in the same boat 💀

@azertyuiopqsdfghjklm

Жыл бұрын

_same_

@skalo_1765

Жыл бұрын

Same

@LuckySketches

Жыл бұрын

Kass is my absolute homie, you got beef with the bird you've got beef with me.

@umbreoniteUwU

Жыл бұрын

Kass- Me- YES, YES You're a furry Me- 👁👄👁

Twilight Princess Link is fairly accurate. But ngl, Twilight Princess Ganondorf kinda awoke something in me. XD Def needing a part 2 for all the thirst in the comments.

@pentagrin4157

Жыл бұрын

The first time I saw TP Ganondorf I was head over heels. Something about him is just

@jameskozy7254

Жыл бұрын

Ayo

The “you’re also a weeb, but with good taste” had me dying

Little does this man know that Purah is now in the picture and crushes all other Legend of Zelda crushes

Botw link has achieved the perfect middle ground between masculine and femininity and is also a mainstream character at the same time truly amazing 😮

@marafolse8347

Жыл бұрын

Androgynous monarch Botw Link

I do not listen to Cardi B or whatever. But Urbosa is bae.

@SentinelStudios1

Жыл бұрын

Came here to say this

@SJrad

Жыл бұрын

The way you want to die is death by snu snu

@xxPenjoxx

Жыл бұрын

Did Urbosa dirty for sure. She brings fury not bimbos

@stellaviks7525

Жыл бұрын

she's a dommy mommy :3

this was so fun to watch

The thumbnail is very accurate to me lmaoo

Where's Saria? You have a thing for your childhood friend that you haven't seen for a while.

@raviathreya5357

Жыл бұрын

Tell that to the judge

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Lol avoided all the children characters for obvious reasons. Kafei was an exception since he's actually a grown man who was cursed to look like a kid temporarily. I actually think WW Link is older than most people think he is, but this isn't a theory video so I just went ahead and included him.

@lukedavies3654

Жыл бұрын

📸

@TBoneTony

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom Considering the behavior of some of the comments, I guess I have to give you the benefit that this is your vid and you make up your own rules. To me, they are just fictional characters. Also for Romani - your Childhood friend is an Alien Slayer.

@cloudshines812

Жыл бұрын

You also essentially like 9 year old girls… *FBI OPEN UP!!!!!*

Kass: You are a furry or you appreciate a man who can play an instrument...or you like dad figure

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Is it too much to ask for all 3?

@NoahGooder

Жыл бұрын

for me its all three

@spicysquire3521

Жыл бұрын

Definitely all 3

@azertyuiopqsdfghjklm

Жыл бұрын

damn, all 3 too

2:46 man, they got me there

Amazing. EVERY SINGLE ONE of those is super accurate. And FYI, TP Zelda or Midna, are the only correct choices.

I thought i liked Urbosa for being badass and confident, while also being compassionate

So much waifu/husbando material in this series, hot damn. A toss-up between Mipha and Midna for me. Mipha is just sweetness distilled. Midna is a shortstack and dommy-mommy in one package!

@amog8202

Жыл бұрын

Can't get over the fact that they put both fish waifu and fish husbando in the same game and family at that. Please shoot me for saying this, but obviously Doruphan got them hottie genes

@cardboardking577

Жыл бұрын

​@@amog8202 He grants his children a treasure he cannot possess

@amog8202

Жыл бұрын

@@cardboardking577 he was probably a man of glorious stature in his prime lmao

@spooney6388

Жыл бұрын

​@@amog8202imo both sidon and mipha look like different species of shark and their dad looks like a whale to me (not only the size, but also the streaks on his belly) so he really might be different my head cannon is that he looked like an aquatic strongman, muscular but with visible fat, i picture him as a ribald, fun-loving young king who loved showing off with his soldiers even if it didn't suit his position especially after reading one of the zora monuments but ofc thats only my headcannon, quite possible that there are some clues in-game that disprove it but i forced them out of my memory :d

thx for putting the music on the description, that deserve a like.

1:42 The Daruk section, with the big and chunky song, it works but it's also hilarious

What! No hydrated ganon? I’m shocked.

If you have a crush on Skyward Sword Link, yknow he’s also one of the most competent Links out there right? He has his entire moveset right out the gate. And every teacher praises the crap out of him despite how much he daydreams. And is one of 2 Links that never at any point needs sword tutorials? XD So I’ll just say anyone who likes him, likes dreamers with their head in the clouds. And a man that already knows how to use his sword. Take your pick.

Thank you sir. You have made me realize not just my undying rush on Zelda in almost every game,but mipha,impa,paya,midna,and pretty much every other female in this video

@Dippyyyy

Жыл бұрын

Crush* woopsies

4:43 OMG SO TRUE IM IN THE REVALI GANG

@WolfWriterL.P

Ай бұрын

YASSSSSSSS ME TOO!!!!!!!

Part 2, but with forgotten characters; Fi, Linkle, Nayru, Din, Farore, Twinrova, Hylia, Jolene, The Lady, Princess Styla, etc

@isitabermudez97

Жыл бұрын

Agitha

@Nosretep

Жыл бұрын

Yunobo,Deku Princess and Astor.

@BlackOrderAlchemist

Жыл бұрын

Vaati and the banker from MM perhaps? :'y

@liam7999

Жыл бұрын

HOLD UP she is a child (If you are a child I retract my hold up)

@liam7999

Жыл бұрын

The Agatha ciment

"The only girl for you is in your dreams" Oh. That hits right in the soul.

@ActuallyDeath

Жыл бұрын

*Can Confirm! :D*

Linebeck getting the respect he deserves, I like that

Way to call me out here lol 😂 Pretty accurate on these crushes

I waited for both Sooga and Ganondorf. I love both of them XD

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Guess I'll have to make an edgy part 2

@saviitrius

Жыл бұрын

I was also wondering about this. My sister-in-law has a major crush on Ganondorf.

@princessalora3178

Жыл бұрын

I was waiting for Ganondorf lol

@BasiliskenWrestlingFan

Жыл бұрын

@@princessalora3178 I waited for Helmaroc King and Ganondorf XD

@delivermypain

Жыл бұрын

If you're into Ganondorf then you don't mind sharing your guy I guess :')

That bit about TP Link and the goats actually made me laugh out loud. Gg, Kim!

You got me true with sidon, too much fanfiction 😂😂

Okay Daruk made me chuckle, wasn’t expecting that song lol. And first video of ya I watched

For record Mipha is sweet and caring girl that will heal if their sick people a for living. She will look after you if get sick 😷 or help you if your hurt. Also, probably rock you in your bedroom, because nice girls are secretly freaks in the bed.❤

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

^

@cloudshines812

Жыл бұрын

She may be a dead fish… But certainly not in bed ;))

@KuoAlston

4 ай бұрын

@@Zeldom oh no what did you do

thank you for doing our queen AOC Purah justice 😳💞

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

I love Purah and Robbie in AoC. They're by far my favorite characters in the game, and yes more than even Link and Zelda

@nolanmart

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom lmaooo that's so valid!! they were so fun, i love how they were portrayed. 😂💖 thanks for the reply!

@sethmathews1860

Жыл бұрын

Hot and crazy for the win

@nolanmart

Жыл бұрын

@@sethmathews1860 so true 😂

@MrCheese270

Жыл бұрын

Just wait until you see ToTK Purah

Y'all didn't even know what you had in store with Purah in TOTK

Very funny video! Loved the interupting 80s music 😂

Zelda Skyward Sword: You're constantly being pushed around (literally off statues and Skyloft).

5:32 exactly Give her to me

Called me out on Revali, Sidon, Robbie and Teba especially. My type's literally dudes with great hair you hit it on the nose there LMAOO

"Impa: age of calamity", wait, isn't that Paya? also you forgot the happy mask salesman, gotta love a man that can laugh ominously without looking like some two bit king of evil.

Bahahaha TP Link was so unexpected but absolutely accurate. And even though I'm not attracted to TP Zelda, I love the respect you gave to the character. Same for Purah, made me chuckle and smile. I loved her mad scientist and chaotic side in BOTW already, so AOC was really a treat for me on that aspect.

I got called out AND rick rolled at the same time 😭

Was NOT expecting Eagus on here, I am flabbergasted and called out 😭😭😭

"You cant cook" I feel called out, send help-

As a kid I played Twilight Princess first and had a HUUUUUGE crush on Link. Then when I got Ocarina of Time on the 3ds, I developed another HUGE crush on Sheik. I remember feeling lowkey betrayed when it turned out Sheik was actually Zelda 😅 (that being said, this video is fairly accurate)

@John_962

Жыл бұрын

I think a lot of us were disappointed, lol.

@thecrazychristianfangirl9497

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I did think Sheik was cute and I probably could've had a crush on him, but for some reason I had this suspicion that he was actually Zelda, so that's probably why I didn't, lol. But if I hadn't thought that, I probably would've felt totally betrayed 😆

@thatonedrainedplatter5421

Жыл бұрын

I had legit shed a tear for you on that last part.

But why is this so accurate? I just wanted a funny video, I didn't think I'd be called out like this.

THAT "HeHe" GOT ME ROLLING

the fact that volga was on this list caught me off guard but you ain't wrong 😂😂

‘The only girl for you is in your dreams’ I felt that

@SammyBarney

9 ай бұрын

fair

She’s right; I’ll eat literally anything

The Revali one is accurate 😂😂😂

Bro beedle got me dying 💀

as someone who has a crush on Purah i can confirm that this is accurate!

It's so awesome that you did this so both genders can appreciate it. I clicked out of curiosity expecting it to be all chicks, but you have guys too. Thank you. ^^ But you forgot one, Wolf Link. The caption for that would be "you're too furry, seek help". 😂

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Of course, gotta appeal to the female viewers (and non-straights) as well 😄

@rodropoop923

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom thx

@Numbabu

Жыл бұрын

Can confirm that at least three genders will appreciate this video.

@Billibab

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom yes!! bisexuals need this

@meowmeow9945

Жыл бұрын

​@@Numbabutwo genders yes

Petition to make purah share her secrets with impa so we can have her show off again like age of calamity lol

🤣😂This was great!

Epic list! Had such a blast watching it. THANKS Andy!

1:44 what did y'all do to my man.

@Coach_Shiner

Жыл бұрын

Look at how they massacred my boy!!

That Zelda had me on the floor😂😂

I died when Daruk came up 💀

The fact that about 80% of this is 100% accurate.

Bro, I love all the Zelda characters 🗿

Maybe the most accurate rickroll of all time

4:20 YOU CALLED ME OUT FR

I waited for Sooga and he never popped up which made me sad 😭

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Omg idk how I forgot about him. Ig I'll blame Kim since she helped with the list of male characters since I'm straight and don't know which male characters people crush on 😅

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

But yeah Sooga would've had a lot of good joke potential since he's a hunk. He's a fitting character for the Yiga Clan unlike Kohga

Wasn't expecting Kass, and wasn't expecting to catch fire.

I love Zelda and Malon, but I also think that Ruto is quite beautiful in her own unique way

Revali: Competition excites you! Me: You bet!

I am so happy kass and teba made it. Very accurate.

Ghirahim: you like to French kiss… Erm 0///0 well… no I just like characters who seem very gentlemanly … erm… gotta go! *flies away*

@thecrazychristianfangirl9497

Жыл бұрын

Lol, I haven't played the game he's in, so I don't know him and I was grossed out when that clip played until his tongue went back into his mouth, and then I had a moment of, "oh wait! He's kinda cute!" 😂

Jesus, i love midna... and i also love tall women ! HOW DID YOU KNOW !!!?? 🤣 fairly accurate video

The Wind Waker Link one made me lol. XD

5:42 I feel called out. I've been eating nothing but frozen meals or other extremely low effort meals for pretty much the whole time I've lived alone. The worst part is I took 3 years of cooking classes in secondary school, however I was always the one who just cut the vegetables in the group except for one time when I somehow managed to get boiling hot oil to kinda fly all over the place because it got too hot and it caused me to panic because nobody had told us what to do in that situation, so when the teacher came to help she got a mild burn and probably a cautious story to tell her future students. I apologized to her like a million times and I still feel bad for not being able to act in that situation after almost 4 years since it happened even though I had no clue what do in that situation. I also once almost burned macaroni while trying to cook it in water which I think tells more than enough of my cooking skills.

I don't have crushes on fictional characters but Impa is too badass on Age of Calamity tbh

I lost it so hard at the description for Ilia.

Tetra and paya are literally the only crushes I had on Zelda of course after eagus that man just drives me crazy

I felt simultaneously attacked and accurately portrayed when Hilda came up.....

Thanks for doing my man Robbie!

I was WAITING for Ghirahim you have NO idea how PATIENTLY I was waiting 🤣

“You can’t cook and want a man who will eat anything” THAT felt personal

I don’t have any crushes, but what you said about Groose and Linebeck is just straight up facts.

I will have Malon and Creamia one way or another 🤣

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

You'll have to fight me to the pain for them

@aidenmichaels4825

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom Pain! Aruna Style, Let Them Rain! My Love My Heart, My Love It Came From.... PAIN! Sorry For The Believer Impression

@majoraz_

Жыл бұрын

@@Zeldom one day.

@Crybaby-Media

Жыл бұрын

Guys. You can only exist in one dimension at a time. Just each pick one and forget about the multiverse

@charlottewilson-longpre7779

Жыл бұрын

@@Crybaby-Media Brock's song comes to mind.... There's two perfect girls for meeee oooooo

Cia: Unless you're Link, forget it.

You did NOT just disrespect my boy Tingle.

I got called out with Ghirahim

@Sand-Walker13

Жыл бұрын

You too huh? Lol

2:18 I _will_ fight you, come at me bro

@Zeldom

Жыл бұрын

Challenge accepted!

@SlibblePlaysSurvival

Жыл бұрын

I team with Knightmare!

Paya: you really want to see that birthmark… among other things

Stop the Sidon and mipha are too accurate to me 😭