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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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  • @ashutoshyadav1156
    @ashutoshyadav11563 ай бұрын

    I like that when it comes to food Boyle can even fight with Gina and Rosa fearlessly.

  • @atharvjamwal5083

    @atharvjamwal5083

    3 ай бұрын

    Is your pfp from the haikyuu manga?

  • @ashutoshyadav1156

    @ashutoshyadav1156

    3 ай бұрын

    yes!that's right@@atharvjamwal5083

  • @374jr

    @374jr

    3 ай бұрын

    😂

  • @darmin811

    @darmin811

    2 ай бұрын

    And even Holt😅

  • @ashutoshyadav1156

    @ashutoshyadav1156

    2 ай бұрын

    You sir ,are not ready to scramble eggs. LOL@@darmin811

  • @iOnlySignIn
    @iOnlySignIn3 ай бұрын

    When food is involved, Charles channels his inner Gordon Ramsay.

  • @divinelangene6813

    @divinelangene6813

    3 ай бұрын

    I had no idea Gordon Ramsay was like that, until i saw a recommended video, yeesh😂😂😂

  • @strangerinastrangeland3613

    @strangerinastrangeland3613

    3 ай бұрын

    I'll never forget Gordon's "Grilled Cheese" 😭

  • @Emily-sx7vd

    @Emily-sx7vd

    2 ай бұрын

    I'm pretty sure Ramsey doesn't have weird food

  • @aesinam

    @aesinam

    2 ай бұрын

    ​@@Emily-sx7vdexcept he has done a travelling show where he tried different kinds of food from different cultures so yes he does

  • @Emily-sx7vd

    @Emily-sx7vd

    2 ай бұрын

    @aesinam I said weird not different cultures

  • @AnamikaDas-j77q
    @AnamikaDas-j77q3 ай бұрын

    "But we don't want to feed Kevin burnt garbage " 😂😂😂😂 always funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @radoaron8324
    @radoaron83243 ай бұрын

    8:38 I love how Charles just opened the box but Hitchcock and Scully are already there with a plate each 🤣

  • @shogrran

    @shogrran

    3 ай бұрын

    The minute details

  • @galadriusthemighty
    @galadriusthemighty3 ай бұрын

    "Just say it'll be good, man." "It'll be good, man."

  • @edgarchavez7192

    @edgarchavez7192

    2 ай бұрын

    Literally one of my favorite scenes just cuz of how he says it 😂

  • @callumrangan1061
    @callumrangan10613 ай бұрын

    I love Boyles out of character assertiveness when it comes to food. Always fun to see a drastic change in character

  • @tantalus_complex

    @tantalus_complex

    2 ай бұрын

    Stingray really is the tenderest meat in the ocean.

  • @ToudaHell

    @ToudaHell

    Күн бұрын

    Fussy. You need to soak it in vinegar first to take away the astringentness. ​@@tantalus_complex

  • @carlos_is_sea-deep
    @carlos_is_sea-deep3 ай бұрын

    6:42, Boyle’s opinion on Nikolaj’s tastes is my favorite

  • @bobbodaskank
    @bobbodaskank2 ай бұрын

    "moshi moshi, losers" aw yeah, I got a new dinnertime announcement

  • @georgiegan
    @georgiegan2 ай бұрын

    My favorite Charles food moment is when they are on Rosa's bachelorette party, and they are smashing stuff up in a restaurant and Charles is just there eating large intestines.

  • @thatmlguy9889
    @thatmlguy98893 ай бұрын

    1:01 this scene is just Whiplash but with food

  • @i_like_Peanuts

    @i_like_Peanuts

    3 ай бұрын

    And replace J. K. Simmons with Gordon Ramsay and you are set😂

  • @anthellis
    @anthellis3 ай бұрын

    You left out the “mouth feel” comment. I’ve used mouth feel to judge food ever since.

  • @globbyakaweirdjellyguy954
    @globbyakaweirdjellyguy9543 ай бұрын

    I love Terry’s expressions as Boyle describes his happy place.😂😂😂

  • @smartagent99
    @smartagent993 ай бұрын

    Yes, food makes sound. My life has been changed because of that realization. Thank you Charles!

  • @mattderringer7404

    @mattderringer7404

    3 ай бұрын

    Sound?!

  • @mostly_insane2291

    @mostly_insane2291

    3 ай бұрын

    Cheese curds are squeaky

  • @dora8443

    @dora8443

    3 ай бұрын

    The crunch of bread

  • @mattderringer7404

    @mattderringer7404

    3 ай бұрын

    @@dora8443 but not all bread makes a crunch if it’s not baked or fried.

  • @mattderringer7404

    @mattderringer7404

    3 ай бұрын

    @@mostly_insane2291 wouldn’t know never tried em.

  • @alexander-kirk
    @alexander-kirk3 ай бұрын

    Takoyaki is a beloved snack in Japan and other Asian countries.

  • @henrylaw3161

    @henrylaw3161

    2 ай бұрын

    Why is it in a bag/sauceless

  • @mikeoxmaul9386

    @mikeoxmaul9386

    2 ай бұрын

    ​​@@henrylaw3161 because the joke is that jake thought they were doughnut holes, if they were served normally the joke wouldn't work

  • @LegendMkr7

    @LegendMkr7

    2 ай бұрын

    I don't mind it that it was in a bag, but sauceless is a big no for me.

  • @vishnu2407

    @vishnu2407

    Ай бұрын

    The show is kinda culturally insensitive Remember mleepnos

  • @loneranger718

    @loneranger718

    Ай бұрын

    ​@@mikeoxmaul9386why not ? Are dougnut holes always packed in paper bags

  • @filipvadas7602
    @filipvadas76022 ай бұрын

    I love how, when it comes to food and food alone, Boyle is able to intimidate everyone lol

  • @shogrran
    @shogrran3 ай бұрын

    DO I LOOK LIKE JAKE TO YOU?!!

  • @divinelangene6813

    @divinelangene6813

    3 ай бұрын

    No not at all😂😂🤣🤣

  • @Aperson78716
    @Aperson787162 ай бұрын

    9:24 charles: its not the first turkey i killed in a friends bath tub Terry: it. Isn't?

  • @XavierBlackburn777
    @XavierBlackburn7773 ай бұрын

    This video proves we all have good taste, and make questionable choices at times.

  • @Issue566
    @Issue5663 ай бұрын

    R.I.P Captain 💙

  • @pickyphysicsstudent201
    @pickyphysicsstudent2013 ай бұрын

    Charle's review blog is the only one which accounts for mouth feel.

  • @thegodofpez
    @thegodofpez3 ай бұрын

    I love this channel. Helps me relive the glory of Brooklyn Nine Nine. It never gets old!

  • @XxDrevokxX
    @XxDrevokxX2 ай бұрын

    They were NÜRFLÜSKERS BRAN CIRCLES!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @y4math
    @y4math2 ай бұрын

    3:18 Boyle: "This is the Boyle decision-making manual; one of these sections will help you choose your partner. What do you prefer - eyes or butt, brains or body?" Rosa: "Brains" Boyle: "Uh nope sorry, that's for deciding lunch" Rosa: "Horrifying" Ded 😂😂

  • @OzymandiusStudios
    @OzymandiusStudios3 ай бұрын

    "Quality bat meat" aged like milk

  • @RichardWartooth

    @RichardWartooth

    2 ай бұрын

    Aged milk is a culinary delicacy in many cultures. For example in the Balkans, Russia, and Eastern Europe milk from cows, sheep, or goats is poured into a goatskin bag and hung over the door of one’s house to ferment into the delightfully tangy and fizzy drink known as kefir!

  • @bigbird4481

    @bigbird4481

    2 ай бұрын

    aged milk is cheese@@RichardWartooth

  • @RichardWartooth

    @RichardWartooth

    2 ай бұрын

    @@bigbird4481I was making a Boyle joke. Did you watch the video?

  • @bigbird4481

    @bigbird4481

    2 ай бұрын

    @@RichardWartooth I did, but I'm not what you call the sharpest tool in the shed. I'll get the job done for sure but I'm not them grade A tools

  • @RichardWartooth

    @RichardWartooth

    2 ай бұрын

    ⁠​⁠@@bigbird4481it’s all good. I didn’t mean to sound like a jerk with my comment. Cheers, fellow B99 fan ✌️

  • @oliveradams1270
    @oliveradams12703 ай бұрын

    This is literally on the line of a passion and a problem

  • @idanlewenhoff2295
    @idanlewenhoff22953 ай бұрын

    its kind of incredible what the Boyle character became imagine Boyle on the bear lol

  • @kirarararaaaara
    @kirarararaaaara3 ай бұрын

    boyle is the most underrated character from b99😭😭🙏

  • @BladeScraper
    @BladeScraper2 ай бұрын

    Boyle: "Relax! It's not the first turkey i've killed in a friend's bathtub." Jefferts: *concerned* "It isn't??" Killed me lmao

  • @fuckem254
    @fuckem2543 ай бұрын

    when food is involved, boyle suddenly grows a spine

  • @VigilantKnight005
    @VigilantKnight0053 ай бұрын

    I expected the exploding pressure cooker. Clips are hilarious, though.

  • @eliasgotzfried1131
    @eliasgotzfried11313 ай бұрын

    rip Andre we love you

  • @tuxter8649
    @tuxter86493 ай бұрын

    Charles my favorite character

  • @lightofsheba
    @lightofsheba3 ай бұрын

    Charles was one of Carmy Berzatto’s old bosses😂

  • @mihikagarg1413
    @mihikagarg14133 ай бұрын

    Man, it's the video title that made me go 😮 Boyle really doesn't know what he says, right?haha

  • @littleerve
    @littleerve2 ай бұрын

    You know a good actor when you think of them as their character first.

  • @RealCaptainJaws
    @RealCaptainJaws3 ай бұрын

    He's absolutely right about cooking eggs, and once I realized it my egg game shot through the roof.

  • @Rayblade45
    @Rayblade452 ай бұрын

    You know I honestly think Boyle would be the craziest zombie ever.

  • @LeaveNameBlank
    @LeaveNameBlank3 ай бұрын

    Rosa: sees boyle has axe. Also rosa: I approve

  • @BeckyM2000
    @BeckyM20003 ай бұрын

    I love it when Charles taste tests the food by comparing the pies and pizzas to compare which is the best recipes😊

  • @ShadeScarecrow
    @ShadeScarecrow2 ай бұрын

    Boyle is my favorite innuendo slinging food weirdo 😂

  • @joperhop
    @joperhop2 ай бұрын

    "mouth sounds" i have used this to judge crisps for years.

  • @LegendMkr7
    @LegendMkr72 ай бұрын

    I love that Hitchcock and Skully automatically go over to the pie with plates in hand.

  • @i.vv010
    @i.vv0103 ай бұрын

    0:55 i suggested that to my sister for my nephew's baby shower

  • @muazmasud1374

    @muazmasud1374

    3 ай бұрын

    would've been awesome

  • @akamepetrova
    @akamepetrova2 ай бұрын

    just wanna find something i'm as passionate about as charles is about disgusting food

  • @jasonnewell7036
    @jasonnewell70362 ай бұрын

    Every time I add salt to something I think, "The hand is the middle-man."

  • @thereddomitor
    @thereddomitor22 күн бұрын

    8:05 the way she says "they accidentally put a stone in mine" 😂

  • @rogueguardian
    @rogueguardian2 ай бұрын

    6:52 Stephanie's inner thoughts: Don't laugh Don't laugh DON'T LAUGH 🤣

  • @wilbs009
    @wilbs0093 ай бұрын

    "The World's Best Pizza" - Quotes Magazine

  • @GamingFrankly
    @GamingFrankly2 ай бұрын

    the weird characters are always the best part

  • @Bobbymaccys
    @Bobbymaccys20 күн бұрын

    I don’t think anyone other than Joe Lo Truglio could deliver these lines the right way

  • @Oddix12
    @Oddix123 ай бұрын

    fave show of all#

  • @madunwagbo4769
    @madunwagbo47693 ай бұрын

    Better title for this would have been “Please call me chef”

  • @AndresHernandez-mt5cu
    @AndresHernandez-mt5cu3 ай бұрын

    Why is there few people talking about how funny 1:35 is

  • @leiacoghill6560

    @leiacoghill6560

    3 ай бұрын

    FR THAT MADE ME CACKLE

  • @vexxama
    @vexxama2 ай бұрын

    How dare Jake spit out takoyaki, that’s delicious

  • @davidparr4636
    @davidparr46363 ай бұрын

    I just toss some water in the pan and it does all the nuance for you. Incredibly fluffy eggs than you dash some cayenne pepper.

  • @kennethclark4599
    @kennethclark45993 ай бұрын

    I actually want to try squid balls. They actually sound tasty!

  • @CollinMcLean

    @CollinMcLean

    3 ай бұрын

    Octopus and yes they are pretty tasty~ I get Takoyaki whenever I go out for Japanese.

  • @Satherian
    @SatherianАй бұрын

    8:45 Not Hitchcock and Scully coming over with utensils!

  • @mpagijulius4288
    @mpagijulius4288Ай бұрын

    Handover your spatula 😂

  • @lilp401
    @lilp4013 ай бұрын

    omg the last clip, im dyinnggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @campfire_cat
    @campfire_cat3 ай бұрын

    Was Boyle a chef before joining the police academy?

  • @owencole2406
    @owencole2406Ай бұрын

    Ooh takoyaki, it depends on where you get them if you buy them from a food cart they are great. Fresh they have a consistency like melted cheese covered with sauce seaweed flakes and bonito flakes. With a crunchy outer shell.

  • @josemaria8177
    @josemaria81773 ай бұрын

    I wonder if Boyle visited the Wuhan fish market in early 2020. He is a bat meat enjoyer after all

  • @ashutoshyadav1156

    @ashutoshyadav1156

    3 ай бұрын

    He bought it on dark web!

  • @austinmorrison6953
    @austinmorrison69533 ай бұрын

    Haven’t tried Takoyaki yet but just hear it’s great

  • @hlp215
    @hlp215Күн бұрын

    2:20 Boyle is right about sound

  • @therainbowveteran121
    @therainbowveteran121Ай бұрын

    Takoyaki is actually delicious if you find the flavor you like

  • @kulaklksahibi6987
    @kulaklksahibi69873 ай бұрын

    Takoyaki is good tho

  • @aonohans1860
    @aonohans18603 ай бұрын

    😂 @1.35 oh man

  • @donotbend1
    @donotbend12 ай бұрын

    Rip Charles

  • @ald.3387
    @ald.33872 ай бұрын

    "Moshi moshi losers"😂😅

  • @anandpalanisamy
    @anandpalanisamy2 ай бұрын

    I learned to cook scrambled egg from this episode

  • @declanmorden
    @declanmorden2 ай бұрын

    Jake is crazy takoyaki is great

  • @41rmartin
    @41rmartin2 ай бұрын

    Man, that bat meat joke aged about as well as the spy agency in Archer being named ISIS.

  • @Riecharus
    @Riecharus2 ай бұрын

    Based honestly

  • @jonathanjones7751
    @jonathanjones77515 күн бұрын

    0:03 has Boyle ever been to Wuhan?

  • @anshalmehta4273
    @anshalmehta42733 ай бұрын

    They accidentally put a stone in mine, no,no that's the hoof, that's the best part of stew. Think of it as Marinara wrapped around a thick toenail. 🥘🍲😶‍🌫️

  • @DanteYewToob

    @DanteYewToob

    3 ай бұрын

    He said marrow.. lol bone marrow. Bone marrow is actually tasty if prepared properly but that… just sounded disgusting.

  • @phitsf5475

    @phitsf5475

    2 ай бұрын

    A marrow nougat

  • @teapottanuki5841
    @teapottanuki58412 ай бұрын

    I can deal with him eating a giant toenail, I cannot deal with the slurping.

  • @gocubsgo2562
    @gocubsgo2562Ай бұрын

    Not gonna lie, those sloping cuts of Amy’s were driving me a little crazy too.

  • @awesome369
    @awesome369Ай бұрын

    What? When did the hooves episode happen??

  • @warbirdgamer
    @warbirdgamer2 ай бұрын

    Who would win Boyle or Ramsey

  • @jonathantwowolfz854
    @jonathantwowolfz8545 күн бұрын

    Food is supposed to be editable

  • @darkskull9166
    @darkskull91662 ай бұрын

    You know, it's funny. If Gordon Ramsey and JK Simmons were this tough with me, I'd cry but understand that they're being tough with me to make me a better chef. With Boyle, I'd scream and punch him in the Strawberry Basket because I'm not taking advice from a foodie that thinks being certified on Yelp makes him a good chef and food critic

  • @Massey256
    @Massey2564 күн бұрын

    I totally agree with chef boyle. Those cuts were sloppy at best.

  • @yohancalixbalasbas876
    @yohancalixbalasbas8763 ай бұрын

    These titles have been going crazy😭 for a few hours. They gon changed it, tho

  • @MatsSchaefer
    @MatsSchaefer3 ай бұрын

    Hola

  • @cupcakesimulation
    @cupcakesimulationАй бұрын

    I finally tried takoyaki for the first time a few months ago and all I want is to go back for more.

  • @poppymarsh
    @poppymarsh3 ай бұрын

    boyleee

  • @caramelsv
    @caramelsv3 ай бұрын

    6:45 what episode is this from?

  • @tanzilyamadaliyeva9612

    @tanzilyamadaliyeva9612

    3 ай бұрын

    Season 6, episode 13

  • @caramelsv

    @caramelsv

    3 ай бұрын

    @@tanzilyamadaliyeva9612 thanks!

  • @Danaile1
    @Danaile12 ай бұрын

    I kinda agree with him on the gender reveal thing.

  • @Somtaaw7
    @Somtaaw72 ай бұрын

    quality bat meat. Oh good lord.

  • @user-jh3gl6nu8s
    @user-jh3gl6nu8s3 ай бұрын

    Where’s the sog city?

  • @mushmello526
    @mushmello5262 ай бұрын

    The Bat meat didn't age well

  • @EterPuralis
    @EterPuralis3 ай бұрын

    Did he say bat meat? BOYLE

  • @mr.nobody404
    @mr.nobody4042 ай бұрын

    0:55

  • @Belowzero6
    @Belowzero615 күн бұрын

    Hahahaha

  • @jbtechcon7434
    @jbtechcon7434Ай бұрын

    9:41 So gross. Marilu Henner was 62 when they filmed that scene.

  • @dwarfie24
    @dwarfie242 ай бұрын

    No I am pretty sure we dont have that weird cereal here in Oslo. Wish they would use real dishes and traditions instead of making up weird ones.

  • @fricky172
    @fricky1723 ай бұрын

    8:07 I wanna throw up now.

  • @user-pw8th7ee1x
    @user-pw8th7ee1x3 ай бұрын

    ayy

  • @phitsf5475
    @phitsf54752 ай бұрын

    Sausage you can drink 🙁

  • @peterfranklin6021
    @peterfranklin60213 ай бұрын

    9:06 No... No not a nice axe. Possibly the worst axe I've ever seen.

  • @phitsf5475

    @phitsf5475

    2 ай бұрын

    It's not a fiskars

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