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"Brooklyn Nine-Nine" follows the exploits of hilarious Det. Jake Peralta (Andy Samberg) and his stoically ever-professional captain, Raymond Holt (Andre Braugher), along with their diverse, lovable colleagues as they police the NYPD's 99th Precinct. In this final season of the series, Jake and the squad must try to balance their personal lives and their professional lives over the course of a very difficult year.
Rounding out the ensemble is Sgt. Amy Santiago (Melissa Fumera), who has a passion for organization and a weakness for dork dancing; Lt. Terry Jeffords (Terry Crews), a mountain of a man whose most powerful muscle is his sweetheart; Jake's best friend and human puppy dog, Det. Charles Boyle (Joe Lo Truglio); and the incredibly secretive, tough-as-nails Rosa Diaz (Stephanie Beatriz). Also part of the Nine-Nine are veteran officers Det. Scully (Joel McKinnon Miller) and Det. Hitchcock (Dirk Blocker), whose only skill as police officers is their ability to make a passable pot of coffee.
Created by Emmy Award-winning writer/producers Dan Goor and Michael Schur, "Brooklyn Nine-Nine" won the 2014 Golden Globe Awards for Best Television Series - Comedy or Musical and Best Performance by an Actor in a Television Series - Comedy or Musical (Samberg). Emmy winner Braugher earned four Emmy nominations for Outstanding Supporting Actor in a Comedy Series for his role as Capt. Holt.
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I like that when it comes to food Boyle can even fight with Gina and Rosa fearlessly.
@atharvjamwal5083
3 ай бұрын
Is your pfp from the haikyuu manga?
@ashutoshyadav1156
3 ай бұрын
yes!that's right@@atharvjamwal5083
@374jr
3 ай бұрын
😂
@darmin811
2 ай бұрын
And even Holt😅
@ashutoshyadav1156
2 ай бұрын
You sir ,are not ready to scramble eggs. LOL@@darmin811
When food is involved, Charles channels his inner Gordon Ramsay.
@divinelangene6813
3 ай бұрын
I had no idea Gordon Ramsay was like that, until i saw a recommended video, yeesh😂😂😂
@strangerinastrangeland3613
3 ай бұрын
I'll never forget Gordon's "Grilled Cheese" 😭
@Emily-sx7vd
2 ай бұрын
I'm pretty sure Ramsey doesn't have weird food
@aesinam
2 ай бұрын
@@Emily-sx7vdexcept he has done a travelling show where he tried different kinds of food from different cultures so yes he does
@Emily-sx7vd
2 ай бұрын
@aesinam I said weird not different cultures
"But we don't want to feed Kevin burnt garbage " 😂😂😂😂 always funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣
8:38 I love how Charles just opened the box but Hitchcock and Scully are already there with a plate each 🤣
@shogrran
3 ай бұрын
The minute details
"Just say it'll be good, man." "It'll be good, man."
@edgarchavez7192
2 ай бұрын
Literally one of my favorite scenes just cuz of how he says it 😂
I love Boyles out of character assertiveness when it comes to food. Always fun to see a drastic change in character
@tantalus_complex
2 ай бұрын
Stingray really is the tenderest meat in the ocean.
@ToudaHell
Күн бұрын
Fussy. You need to soak it in vinegar first to take away the astringentness. @@tantalus_complex
6:42, Boyle’s opinion on Nikolaj’s tastes is my favorite
"moshi moshi, losers" aw yeah, I got a new dinnertime announcement
My favorite Charles food moment is when they are on Rosa's bachelorette party, and they are smashing stuff up in a restaurant and Charles is just there eating large intestines.
1:01 this scene is just Whiplash but with food
@i_like_Peanuts
3 ай бұрын
And replace J. K. Simmons with Gordon Ramsay and you are set😂
You left out the “mouth feel” comment. I’ve used mouth feel to judge food ever since.
I love Terry’s expressions as Boyle describes his happy place.😂😂😂
Yes, food makes sound. My life has been changed because of that realization. Thank you Charles!
@mattderringer7404
3 ай бұрын
Sound?!
@mostly_insane2291
3 ай бұрын
Cheese curds are squeaky
@dora8443
3 ай бұрын
The crunch of bread
@mattderringer7404
3 ай бұрын
@@dora8443 but not all bread makes a crunch if it’s not baked or fried.
@mattderringer7404
3 ай бұрын
@@mostly_insane2291 wouldn’t know never tried em.
Takoyaki is a beloved snack in Japan and other Asian countries.
@henrylaw3161
2 ай бұрын
Why is it in a bag/sauceless
@mikeoxmaul9386
2 ай бұрын
@@henrylaw3161 because the joke is that jake thought they were doughnut holes, if they were served normally the joke wouldn't work
@LegendMkr7
2 ай бұрын
I don't mind it that it was in a bag, but sauceless is a big no for me.
@vishnu2407
Ай бұрын
The show is kinda culturally insensitive Remember mleepnos
@loneranger718
Ай бұрын
@@mikeoxmaul9386why not ? Are dougnut holes always packed in paper bags
I love how, when it comes to food and food alone, Boyle is able to intimidate everyone lol
DO I LOOK LIKE JAKE TO YOU?!!
@divinelangene6813
3 ай бұрын
No not at all😂😂🤣🤣
9:24 charles: its not the first turkey i killed in a friends bath tub Terry: it. Isn't?
This video proves we all have good taste, and make questionable choices at times.
R.I.P Captain 💙
Charle's review blog is the only one which accounts for mouth feel.
I love this channel. Helps me relive the glory of Brooklyn Nine Nine. It never gets old!
They were NÜRFLÜSKERS BRAN CIRCLES!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
3:18 Boyle: "This is the Boyle decision-making manual; one of these sections will help you choose your partner. What do you prefer - eyes or butt, brains or body?" Rosa: "Brains" Boyle: "Uh nope sorry, that's for deciding lunch" Rosa: "Horrifying" Ded 😂😂
"Quality bat meat" aged like milk
@RichardWartooth
2 ай бұрын
Aged milk is a culinary delicacy in many cultures. For example in the Balkans, Russia, and Eastern Europe milk from cows, sheep, or goats is poured into a goatskin bag and hung over the door of one’s house to ferment into the delightfully tangy and fizzy drink known as kefir!
@bigbird4481
2 ай бұрын
aged milk is cheese@@RichardWartooth
@RichardWartooth
2 ай бұрын
@@bigbird4481I was making a Boyle joke. Did you watch the video?
@bigbird4481
2 ай бұрын
@@RichardWartooth I did, but I'm not what you call the sharpest tool in the shed. I'll get the job done for sure but I'm not them grade A tools
@RichardWartooth
2 ай бұрын
@@bigbird4481it’s all good. I didn’t mean to sound like a jerk with my comment. Cheers, fellow B99 fan ✌️
This is literally on the line of a passion and a problem
its kind of incredible what the Boyle character became imagine Boyle on the bear lol
boyle is the most underrated character from b99😭😭🙏
Boyle: "Relax! It's not the first turkey i've killed in a friend's bathtub." Jefferts: *concerned* "It isn't??" Killed me lmao
when food is involved, boyle suddenly grows a spine
I expected the exploding pressure cooker. Clips are hilarious, though.
rip Andre we love you
Charles my favorite character
Charles was one of Carmy Berzatto’s old bosses😂
Man, it's the video title that made me go 😮 Boyle really doesn't know what he says, right?haha
You know a good actor when you think of them as their character first.
He's absolutely right about cooking eggs, and once I realized it my egg game shot through the roof.
You know I honestly think Boyle would be the craziest zombie ever.
Rosa: sees boyle has axe. Also rosa: I approve
I love it when Charles taste tests the food by comparing the pies and pizzas to compare which is the best recipes😊
Boyle is my favorite innuendo slinging food weirdo 😂
"mouth sounds" i have used this to judge crisps for years.
I love that Hitchcock and Skully automatically go over to the pie with plates in hand.
0:55 i suggested that to my sister for my nephew's baby shower
@muazmasud1374
3 ай бұрын
would've been awesome
just wanna find something i'm as passionate about as charles is about disgusting food
Every time I add salt to something I think, "The hand is the middle-man."
8:05 the way she says "they accidentally put a stone in mine" 😂
6:52 Stephanie's inner thoughts: Don't laugh Don't laugh DON'T LAUGH 🤣
"The World's Best Pizza" - Quotes Magazine
the weird characters are always the best part
I don’t think anyone other than Joe Lo Truglio could deliver these lines the right way
fave show of all#
Better title for this would have been “Please call me chef”
Why is there few people talking about how funny 1:35 is
@leiacoghill6560
3 ай бұрын
FR THAT MADE ME CACKLE
How dare Jake spit out takoyaki, that’s delicious
I just toss some water in the pan and it does all the nuance for you. Incredibly fluffy eggs than you dash some cayenne pepper.
I actually want to try squid balls. They actually sound tasty!
@CollinMcLean
3 ай бұрын
Octopus and yes they are pretty tasty~ I get Takoyaki whenever I go out for Japanese.
8:45 Not Hitchcock and Scully coming over with utensils!
Handover your spatula 😂
omg the last clip, im dyinnggggg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Was Boyle a chef before joining the police academy?
Ooh takoyaki, it depends on where you get them if you buy them from a food cart they are great. Fresh they have a consistency like melted cheese covered with sauce seaweed flakes and bonito flakes. With a crunchy outer shell.
I wonder if Boyle visited the Wuhan fish market in early 2020. He is a bat meat enjoyer after all
@ashutoshyadav1156
3 ай бұрын
He bought it on dark web!
Haven’t tried Takoyaki yet but just hear it’s great
2:20 Boyle is right about sound
Takoyaki is actually delicious if you find the flavor you like
Takoyaki is good tho
😂 @1.35 oh man
Rip Charles
"Moshi moshi losers"😂😅
I learned to cook scrambled egg from this episode
Jake is crazy takoyaki is great
Man, that bat meat joke aged about as well as the spy agency in Archer being named ISIS.
Based honestly
0:03 has Boyle ever been to Wuhan?
They accidentally put a stone in mine, no,no that's the hoof, that's the best part of stew. Think of it as Marinara wrapped around a thick toenail. 🥘🍲😶🌫️
@DanteYewToob
3 ай бұрын
He said marrow.. lol bone marrow. Bone marrow is actually tasty if prepared properly but that… just sounded disgusting.
@phitsf5475
2 ай бұрын
A marrow nougat
I can deal with him eating a giant toenail, I cannot deal with the slurping.
Not gonna lie, those sloping cuts of Amy’s were driving me a little crazy too.
What? When did the hooves episode happen??
Who would win Boyle or Ramsey
Food is supposed to be editable
You know, it's funny. If Gordon Ramsey and JK Simmons were this tough with me, I'd cry but understand that they're being tough with me to make me a better chef. With Boyle, I'd scream and punch him in the Strawberry Basket because I'm not taking advice from a foodie that thinks being certified on Yelp makes him a good chef and food critic
I totally agree with chef boyle. Those cuts were sloppy at best.
These titles have been going crazy😭 for a few hours. They gon changed it, tho
Hola
I finally tried takoyaki for the first time a few months ago and all I want is to go back for more.
boyleee
6:45 what episode is this from?
@tanzilyamadaliyeva9612
3 ай бұрын
Season 6, episode 13
@caramelsv
3 ай бұрын
@@tanzilyamadaliyeva9612 thanks!
I kinda agree with him on the gender reveal thing.
quality bat meat. Oh good lord.
Where’s the sog city?
The Bat meat didn't age well
Did he say bat meat? BOYLE
0:55
Hahahaha
9:41 So gross. Marilu Henner was 62 when they filmed that scene.
No I am pretty sure we dont have that weird cereal here in Oslo. Wish they would use real dishes and traditions instead of making up weird ones.
8:07 I wanna throw up now.
ayy
Sausage you can drink 🙁
9:06 No... No not a nice axe. Possibly the worst axe I've ever seen.
@phitsf5475
2 ай бұрын
It's not a fiskars